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01x07 - Impossible Delivery

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Lego Monkie Kid". Aired: May 30, 2020 – present.*
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Animated television series inspired by the Monkey King and Journey to the West.

01x07 - Impossible Delivery

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[theme music]

♪♪ Monkie Kid ♪♪

♪♪ Familiar Tales ♪♪

♪♪ New Adventures ♪♪

♪♪ Monkie Kid ♪♪

♪♪ The powers of the King ♪♪

♪♪ Grasped in his hands ♪♪

♪♪ When evil surrounds him ♪♪

♪♪ He rise up against them ♪♪

♪♪ And show them who's
The Monkie Kid ♪♪

♪♪ His staff out in his grasp ♪♪

♪♪ His friends
Watching his back ♪♪

♪♪ Cause he's the Monkie Kid ♪♪

-[blasts]
-[swoosh]

[mystic oriental music]

[panting]

[chuckling]

-[grunting]
-[twirling]

[thuds]

-[MK screams]
-[rushes]

[yawns]

[grunting]

Hiya!

Huh?

-[swoosh]
-[thunk]

[blasts]

[action music]

[chuckling, grunts]

[groans]

[gasping, grunts]

[chuckles]

[grunting]

[groaning]

[grunts, screams]

[blasts, rumbling]

[MK groans]

-[thuds]
-Better.

Way, way better!

You're totally getting
the hang of this, Bud!

Aw really?

I mean, it does make sense.

You are getting trained by me!

Now we just gotta
work on your focus.

Yeah, I am the best at foc...

What do you mean,
work on my focus?

I-I'm like number one focus guy!

Oh... If anyone is
the number one focus guy,

it's me.

What? Literally your
entire legacy is about

you being impulsive
and dodging responsibilities.

Mmm. That's where you're wrong.

The time you ate
all the immortal peaches

you were meant to guard.

That was a long time ago.

When you kept annoying everyone
in the Celestial Realm.

That's a matter of opinion.

The time you picked a fight
with Bud--

-[blasts]
-[thumps]

See that right there's
the problem.

You stress too much
about the negatives.

Focus is taking in everything,

but honing in on
only the one thing that matters.

-[munching]
-Right now, I'm talking to you

while also noting
the speed of the wind,

the moisture in the air, these


the first 18 episodes of 'Monkey
King the Animated Series',

and the resonance of my soul

while I contemplate the fact
that I'm an immortal being

who will never be able to die.

-And that bug right over there.
-[buzzes]

But! I'm paying attention
to you.

Take in everything.

Choose what you want to do.

-[MK grunting]
-And then do it.

That is focus.

That sounds super confusing

and like you're just
constantly distracted.

Or maybe...

you just can't handle
real focus?

[gasps]

Uh... I can totally focus.

I focus all the time!

In fact the very next thing I do

is going to be
the most focused thing ever!

[Pigsy] Hey, uh... MK!

Ya mind explaining to me
why I have...

Two hundred orders of noodles
that haven't been delivered yet?

[chuckling]

I thought Mr Tang was
gonna do it.

Distraction!

That's your greatest
weakness, MK.

You need to follow through
on the task at hand.

Understand?

Huh?

[thumps]

That's it. I'm done.

It's over.

Pack your bags.
You're out of here!

[gasps] What?

Give me another chance? Please!

I... I can do better!

-Hmm...
-[cellphone rings]

-Uh huh. Uh huh....
-[indistinct chatter on phone]

-Of course.
-[crying]

-Right away.
-[phone beeps]

[grunts]
Fine.

One more chance! But!

But if you slip up
even a little bit...

Well... The delivery bot
Nine Thousand

is surprisingly affordable!

-No!
-[chuckling]

I'm not gonna
let you down, Pigsy.

I'm gonna to have to focus

like I've never focused before!

[Pigsy clears throat]

[chuckling]

He delivers noodles
literally every day.

How is this suddenly...

[groans]

[metal clanking]

[dance music]

[motor roaring]

-[dings]
-[tires screeching]

[exhales]
Okay.

Do just like Monkey King said.

Focus.

Take everything in.

[MK] Lamp post. Street sign.

Amazing awesome arcade

filled with the best games
in the universe...

Argh! No!

I have to focus.

Focus!

-[coins rattling]
-I win! Ha ha.

[tense music]

[twinkling]

-[rushes]
-[gasping]

[car alarm blaring]

[giggling]

[grunts, laughs]

Oh-hoh.

No no no no no.
I got distracted!

Pigsy is totally gonna fire me.

Ugh, that's it.

-No more distractions!
-Hey, um...

I got some more tokens for ya.

Ugh... no!

I gotta go!

-Ugh, rude much?
-[coins rattling]

-Sorry sorry, sorry sorry sorry!
-[cars alarm blaring]

[MK] What is going on?

I can't let Pigsy down.

[sighs]
I just need to concentrate.

Just make up for lost time.

I can do it!

Nothing is gonna stop me!

-[thumps]
-[grunts]

[motor skidding]

Hey! Watch it!

-[groans]
-Jeepers. Sorry, mister.

Hey, you wanna play?

[kid] We need someone else
so we can have a proper game.

[feigns laughter]

Aww... I really wish
I could, but...

But if I do...

-[kid] Woah!
-[laughing]

Woo-hoo!

[dance music]

[dramatic music]

-[paper rustling]
-[robot beeping]

[laughing]

[rain pouring]

[thunder cracking]

[gasping, panting]

I have to make this delivery!

You all just wanna trick me

into staying here forever!

I'm not falling for it!

-[laughing]
-[motorcycle zooms]

How do you think he knew

we were going to
imprison him forever?

Who knows.

Oh, look!

Here comes another one.

[screaming]

[MK] No! No!

No...

No-no.

-Uh... Can I get a large...
-Dang it! Ugh!

Come on, MK.

You've fought deadly demons,

survived active volcanoes,

faced Pigsy's wrath on a Monday!

You can easily cover
over 5,000 blocks

in 11 minutes.

I can do this!

[motor roaring]

Hmm...

[uplifting music]

[percussive music]

Heh. I think we all know

what the obvious choice here is.

[spooky music]

[motor running]

I should be getting close.
I'm...

So far away!

-[grunts]
-[tires screeching]

I'm never gonna be
a master of focus!

[gasping, grunting]

I'm not giving up.
Just do what Monkey King Take

Just do what Monkey King said.

First, take everything in!

[MK] Trees. Yes.

Random skeleton that
I'm definitely going to report

to the police later... Yes.

Spooky pathway that will
inevitably lead to my doom...

Yep. Check. Noted.

[groans]
I might have taken too much in.

- [cellphone rings]
- [screaming]

Pigsy? Hey!

How are things with you?

I'm definitely not lost
in a terrifying forest.

Hey! You know this
delivery bot 9000

[Pigsy] can deliver over


- So you...
-[MK] Oh, is that so?

That's very interesting!

Kid, you okay?

You're breaking up. Uh...

[feigning static noises]

-Kay. Bye.
-[phone beeps]

[disembodied voices]
One more chance.

Chance.

You can't handle real focus.

- Real Focus!
- Focus! Focus!

Focus!

Focus!

[Monkey King]
Take in everything.

Choose what you want to do.

And then do it.

I want to deliver these noodles.

I want to deliver these noodles.

I am going...

to deliver these noodles!

[action music]

-[cracking]
-[glass shattering]

[tranquil music]

I did it! I did it!

I shut everything out,

except the thing
I needed to focus on!

I also summoned monster trees

with my stress? So...

Should I see a doctor?
We'll worry about that later.

I am a master of focus!

[laughing]

Let's deliver...

some noodles.

[motor roaring]

[dance music]

[motor roaring]

[monkey screeching]

[monkeys screeching]

[dance music continues]

[MK] Focus. Focus, focus,
focus, focus.

Bad! Focus.

Focus, focus, focus, focus.

[MK rushes]

-[rumbling]
-[knocking]

-[door creaking]
-Pigsy noodles!

-[door thuds]
-You finally made it.

Monkey King?

Wait...
[gasps]

This was all a lesson
to see if I could focus?

Uh... Yes!

I wanted to teach you
a valuable lesson.

I definitely didn't just order
three helpings of noodles

to my shame temple.
[clears throat]

You were right, I really was,

honestly, terrible at focusing.

-But then I did it.
-I'm just gonna

-take those off ya.
-I paid attention to everything,

but I only focused on one thing.

Delivering...

your...

noodles.

That's great, bud.

I'm proud of ya.

But...

This isn't my order.

What?