01x06 - The Great Wall Race

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♪♪ Monkie Kid ♪♪

♪♪ Familiar Tales ♪♪

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♪♪ The powers of the King ♪♪

♪♪ Grasped in his hands ♪♪

♪♪ When evil surrounds him ♪♪

♪♪ He rise up against them ♪♪

♪♪ And show them who's
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♪♪ His staff out in his grasp ♪♪

♪♪ His friends
Watching his back ♪♪

♪♪ Cause he's the Monkie Kid ♪♪

[Narrator] Once a year,

this city becomes
more than a city.

[engineer evving]

Once a year, these streets...

become more than streets.

This year,

the winner will become...

immortal!

[fireworks bursting]

-[both gasping]
-A peach of immortality!

Uhh... Peach of what now?

-[gasping]
-Pigsy, seriously.

-[grimacing]
-[chattering]

[Tang clears throat]

If you'll allow me.

[Tang] Legend says there is
a sacred field of trees

which grows in
the heavenly realm,

protected by
the gods themselves.

Every few thousand years,

these trees bring forth
the peaches of immortality.

Against the wishes
of the heavenly host,

the Monkey King took them all.

Making himself immortal!

[Pigsy stammering] Hold up.

I thought Monkey King was
already immortal.

Pigsy, you're missing the point!

Whoever wins this race will...

Live forever!

[gasps]
Are you two even listening?

Uhh... Something about peaches?

Look, your schemes are quaint.

But I've never much cared
for stone fruit.

But... the peaches are powerful.

Like the weather station
was powerful?

Why don't you run along, hmm?

Can't you see Mummy and Daddy

have important business
with an ancient power source.

[ominous music]

-[Red Son] Fine!
-[grunts]

You two stay here in your hole,

digging up your
'mysterious power source'.

Ugh! I am going to win the race!

And when I get that peach,

[Red Son] I'm not sharing!

Foolish boy.

If I were to race,
I would crush him!

It would be wrong of us
to shatter our son's ambitions.

That's far too cruel.

Even for demons.

[both menacing laughing]

[both giggling, sighing]

[MK] This is huge!

Those other racers
won't stand a chance!

Right?

I know the track like
the back of my hand.

The back alleys, the front
alleys, the sideways alleys...

All the alleys!
I was made for this!

-[camera clicking]
-[fireworks bursting]

Yep! I'm totally going to
win this thing.

Wait. What?

You're not racing! I'm racing!

You've been watching me
train for months!

-This should not be a surprise!
-Oh! Yeah.

Uhh... I just thought you were
doing that stuff for me.

[angry roar]

But upon reflection, yep,

that doesn't make much sense.

How would you even...
[grunts]

-There is no way you'd beat me.
-Ahh...

I so too could beat you.

I'm a delivery boy.

Pretty sure I know
how to drive real good.

Pfft!

Mr Tang, who's
the better driver?

Mei or me?
[gasping]

This is very uncomfortable.

-[panting]
-[grunts]

Whatever! I'm absolutely
gonna win!

How!? You know you need
a vehicle to race, right?

Oh!
[chuckles]

I've got a vehicle.

We're now just minutes away
from the start of the race

as the drivers make
their final preparations!

-[crashes]
-[grunts]

-[groans]
-[giggles]

Oh, hi, Mei.

Didn't see you there.

You're really gonna do this?

You're really gonna try
and race me?

[Jin] Yeah! And so are we!

Monkie Kid!

It's your worst enemies... Jin!

And Yin!

[both] The gold and silver
demons! Wooh!

You don't even know the track!

I've got Monkey King powers.

I think I'll be fine!

Can you peasants be quiet?

-I'm trying to get in the zone.
-[engine revving]

[heavy rumbling]

-[gasping]
-[screaming]

[heavy rumbling continues]

[engine revving]

[Yin] Oh! It looks like we've
got some last minute scratches

as DBK and Iron Fan
join the race.

Yeah, and, totally unrelated,

we're the new commentators.

And, to spice things up,

we've gone ahead
and altered the race track! Heh!

-[both] What?
-That's right!

Here's your start line.

Here's your finish line.

Get there any way you like.

On your marks!

-Hold on...
-Get set!

-Wait, what?
-Go!

-[engines revving]
-[tires screeching]

-[zooms]
-[screaming]

Sorry darling.

We'll meet you at
the finish line, hmm?

[laughing]

Yeah. Uh... see you
at the finish line!

[laughing]

-[motor revving]
-[tires screeching]

[Red Son] Get back here!

[engines roaring]

[MK screaming]

[Yin] And it's become
immediately apparent

that some drivers
are better than others!

Oh! That is a very sharp corner!

-[horn blaring]
-[tires screeching]

[menacing laugh]

My victory is assured!
You're never

You're never going to
make this turn!

[zooms]

I turn for no one!

-[engine roars]
-[tires screeching]

-[gear shift clicks]
-[tires screeching]

-[crash]
-[rumbles]

-[thuds]
-Ooh...

They are litterally driving
through the mountain.

It's a bold move.

Very ambitious.

So... I guess we'll catch up
with them...

On the other side of
the mountain?

-[engines roaring]
-[grunting]

[Red Son] Get out
of my way, noodle boy!

Never!

-[skidding, zooming]
-[engine roaring]

[coughing] Hey!

No fair!

[MK] Here comes...

Monkie Kid!

-[motor sputtering]
-[clanks]

I'm so stupid!

"Ohh I've got
Monkey King powers.

I think I'll be fine."

Oh wait!

[revving]

I'm the greatest racer ever!

[action music]

[zooming]

[zipping]

-[Mei laughing]
-[zooms]

[Jin] And at this point,

the only way Mei's
not going to win

is if some sort of
flying fool were to

-crash into her from above.
-Huh?

-Argh! Look out!
-[screams]

-[crashing]
-Oh no.

[Jin] Yep. As I said, that's...

-[both groaning]
-just really... really unlucky.

Oh!

-[zipping]
-[skidding]

[coughing]

Victory is mine, peasants!

[menacing laugh]

No!

MK!

What did you do?

[gasps]
My bike!

Grr! What is wrong with you?

I thought you were my friend!

Okay! I did bad!

I just...

[MK] I really wanted
that peach,

and I guess I got carried away.

Eh, you know how much I love
stone fruit.

[MK sighs]

I was never gonna win though.

[MK] You're the racer.

Not me.

I'm sorry.

Yeah, I know.

Just ugh...

Don't be dumb next time. Okay?

All I can do is try!

[sighs]

I can't believe Red Son
is gonna win.

Um... You do have
Monkey King powers.

Heh?

Oh yeah!

Here comes Monkie Kid!

-[dings]
-[blasts]

[lively music]

[Jin] Red Son has a
commanding lead now.

Well, with all the other drivers
basically out of the race...

This mountain will crumble
before our will!

Oh baby.

You have had such
bad experience with mountains.

[roars]

[blasts]

[man coughing]

Yeah. It looks like

[Yin] Red Son is going to win.

[menacing laugh]

-[rumbling]
-[screams]

[skidding]

Huh?

[blasts]

Wooh!

[lively music]

[Yin] Oh!
Looks like Mei and MK are

-back in the race!
-[screaming]

[engine roaring]

What!?

-[crashes]
-[twirling]

[twinkling]

[tires skidding]

[grunts]

-[screams]
-[skidding]

[Red Son grunts, groans]

[MK and Mei scream]

[Yin] It is all over!

Mei and MK win!

-[Tang hoots]
-Oh, they won! They won!

-[Mei Gasps]
-Hmm!

[victoriuous music]

[fireworks bursting]

-[thuds]
-[cheering]

-[blasts]
-[Red Son] Noodle Boy!

You insufferable...

That peach should be mine!

Ha! You're never getting
this fruit!!

-[crunches]
-[metal clanks]

[cracks]

Ah... Ah. Ow.

I don't think it's ripe yet.

Umm, it's just a trophy!

We don't really get
a peach of immortality.

[MK] What? [stammers]

But the poster says...

It says right there
on the poster! Ah...

[Mei laughs]

It says you get immortality

by having your picture projected

on the great wall.

Duh.
[chuckling]

Oh. So...

The peach is a metaphor?

-Okay.
-[Red Son grunts]

I knew that!

You think you're so...

[Red Son grunts]

Peasants!

[receding footsteps]

Wait. But what about
the real peaches.

-Where are they?
-I don't know.

[Monkey King] Ahh, Stone Fruit.

If these didn't make me
immortal,

-[munches]
-they'd literally k*ll me.

[echoing burp]

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