01x04 - Nap Spot

[bunniefuu]

I can't believe
this new park job

has us doing balloon animals.

Dude, check it, brass knuckles.

Dude, check it.

Your face.

Oh, Margaret,

give me a big wet lickery kiss.

-[imitating kissing]
-Shut up, dude.

I don't sound like that.

-[vehicle reversing]
-Hey, new guys.

Wanna make some quick cash?

There's all this
leftover egg salad

from the corporate banquet,

and one of the rich dudes
hid a $100 in one of 'em.

[both] A $100?

Dude, this job keeps getting
better and better.

Did you check the corners?
Check the corners.

I did! It's just egg.

Wait! I feel something.

[doll] Mama.

You found it.

A 100 doll hairs.

[laughing]

Yo, rookies.

You got your joutfits ready
for denim day tomorrow?

-Joutfits?
-That's not a real day.

Just got mine back
from the dry cleaner.

Best dressed gets
a bottomless bucket of wings

at Wing Kingdom!

[music playing]

-[all laughing]
-Oh my!

Someone's feeling themselves.

Yeah, nice duds, dudes!

It's too much denim.

I just don't have
the bandwidth today.

Wow! Simply iconic, you guys.

[laughs]

[both groan]

Guys. Need you upstairs stat.

Pops really needs
his forehead kissed goodnight.

So why don't you do it?

I do forehead kisses
Monday, Wednesday.

I don't know man...

You've been messing with us
a lot lately.

Whatever, bros.

It's no skin off my back
if you get fired.

Night, Pops.

Sleep tight, Pops.

-[both kissing]
-[both grunting]

[Muscle Man laughing]

Ice-ly done bros!

[laughing]

[Benson] The windows
need cleaning.

-The benches need degumming.
-[both groaning]

Oh, I'm sorry,

does work cut
into your nap time?

We were in urgent care
all night.

Getting our lips melted off
a giant ice ball.

[groaning]

Sound like a personal problem.

-[snoring]
-[Benson] Hello!

[grunts]

[gagging, spitting]

So hard to find good employees
these days, right Benson?

Yes. Thank you, Muscle Man.

You know, I always come
to work refreshed.

It's cause I have
a secret nap spot.

I hope you two are listening
to Muscle Man,

he has a lot of experience
working here.

They're okay, Benson.

They just gotta
catch up on sleep.

I might go take
a nap later myself.

What do you keep whispering
in Mordecai and Rigby's ears?

Just sage advice.

It's really too bad
I can't share

my nap spot with you guys,

not that you could even find it
if you tried.

Whatever, okay.

If I catch any of you
falling asleep on the job,

you're fired.

Hey, Muscle Man.

We're gonna find
your secret nap spot.

What did you just say, bros?

You better be pranking me
right now.

Oh, no prank.

We're gonna find that nap spot
and we're gonna take a nap...

to completion.

-[both] Hmm, hmm, hmm.
-Leave it, bros.

It's not for nap novices.

So... how do we find it?

We just gotta follow him, dude.

There's gotta be another way
to find that nap spot.

What's up, guys?

Great timing.

I just finished
some of my best work yet.

Best work, you say?

Tell us where
Muscle Man's nap spot is.

Or the ugly pot gets it.

Actually, it's a vase.

Correction. Was a vase.

Vase-quez!

Where's the nap spot?

I don't know.

Wrong answer!

Forget it, man.

High Five ghost doesn't know...

he's not even that good
of friends with Muscle Man.

We are too good friends!

We're best friends!

He tells me everything!

Like how I'm really good
at DJing.

And how his secret nap spot

is on the other side
of the park

in the abandoned
playground-- Oop.

[tires screeching]

Uh-oh.

[both laughing]

[crow cawing]

Whoa!

[gasps]

Whoa!

Dude, this is definitely it.

[both laughing] Eat it,
Muscle Man.

Let's give this puppy a try.

-Huh?
-[both groan]

I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
I'm not good with secrets.

This spot is comfy.

I'm on a cloud, brother.

My arms are heavy.

[panting]

I can't even lift my head.

Maybe we shouldn't
have done this.

Oh, no, bros.

[both chuckle] Whoa! [grunts]

What happened?

-I think we're dreaming.
-[Benson] Get back to work!

Just kidding. Ha!

Can you imagine? [sighs]

You guys wanna play
some video games?

Yep, we're dreaming.

Nothing's working.

We're too late!

[Benson] Yum! Guys!

Get over here.

There's ice cream.

For my two boys.

You bring so much joy
to this place.

Here's to your
great adventures.

Dude, this dream sucks.

Yeah, but we got ice cream.

Okay, I'm done with this.

Let's wake up so we can rub it
in Muscle Man's face.

Let's see, exit...

Oh dude, there!

Ugh. Dreams are bogus.

Hold on. If we
napped to get in,

maybe we gotta nap to get out.

[grunts]

-Wait.
-Yeah,

this is definitely right.

Rigby, no!

Hello! New visitor.

Oh, great. Now I gotta go
in there and wake them up,

or else they'll
be stuck there forever.

I need you to start the wake
up protocol on my signal.

I'm locked and loaded.

Alright, prepare for nap time.

Dimmer, check.

Eye mask, check.

Do you want Mr. Weatherby?

I want Mr. Weatherby.

[grunting]

Bro, why is he like that?

I don't know. Rigby
was trying to get outta here

by napping again.
And he just went for it.

Ugh. You guys are so annoying.

We're annoying? We're exhausted

because all you do is prank us.

I'm going in after Rigby.

No! It's too dangerous
to nap further down.

Wait! Don't do it!

-Bro, no!
-[screaming]

Rigby, where are you?

Rigby!

Rigby!

Rigby?

Come on, man! Where you at?

What?

Whoa!

Wing Kingdom?

Oi! Dude, what the heck!

You napped again?

Wake up!

-Stop right there!
-[screaming]

[Mordecai and Muscle Man grunt]

You don't get it.

No one comes back
from dream level 3.

I'm not leaving him.

Blanket too cozy.

So sleepy.

[both snoring]

[both screaming, grunting]

Woah.

Rigby?

Ew! Ehh!

Gross.

Rigby.

[both screaming]

-Rigby!
-Dude!

This place ain't right, man.

I can't nap any deeper.

I'm too well rested.

Aw, man, how are we
gonna get out of here?

We've gone down to the lowest
dream level possible.

Time to enact
the wake-up protocol.

I'm about to ask you
to do some weird stuff,

none of it's gonna make
any sense,

but it's the only way
to wake up

from this deep of a sleep.

Why should we trust you?

Have you ever woken up
from my secret nap spot?

[both] No.

That's what I thought.

Now, cover your ears.

[yelling]

The signal.
Time to shine, baby.

[air horn blares]

[both screaming]

There! In the hot tub.

Hurry! Eat the egg salad.

Do we have to?

Dig in before
the hands get you.

[both screaming]

[gasps]

Hey, we made it back here.

[gasps] Sequence two,
sequence two.

Okay, listen up.

Pull up your loose socks,
and repeat after me.

Beep a deep! Beep a deep!

Wake me up from my sleep!

What does that even mean?

Dreams don't always make sense.

Run!

Get on my head, children!

Pull them up already.

I'm pulling!

[all] Beep a deep! Beep a deep!
Wake me up from my sleep!

-[all gasp]
-[Mordecai and Rigby] What?

-We made it.
-It's the last level.

Let's not
get ahead of ourselves.

Whoa you've always
woken up after that!

How far down did you go?

[Benson] I see a lot of work,
but no workers.

[sighing] We got
to speed this up.

[Benson] Anyone looking
to lose their jobs today?

Wake up, wake up, wake up!

[blender whirring]

[all] Whoa! [screaming]

[all] Uhh...

There you are.

[all screaming]

[Benson grunts]

Just one more thing
and we're out.

-[Mordecai and Rigby] Hmm, hmm.
-Follow me.

Okay.

We just gotta
kiss the ice ball.

-Wait... wait a minute.
-Ah, what? No way, man.

Do it bros.
It's our last chance.

Will you promise
to stop messing with us

when we get out of here?

No way, bros!

I have a complicated way of
showing my platonic affection.

I only prank two
types of people,

my worst enemies...

and my best friends.

Ugh, fine.

[kissing]

[all gasp]

Ha, ha, we did it!

[all] Whoo!

[Benson] Hello?

If I find you guys slacking,
I'm gonna freak!

Go, go, go!

Huh?

Hmm.

That was close, bros.

We should probably
get rid of the nap spot,

it's pretty dangerous.

Yeah, but first, you guys
wanna get some burgers?

-[Rigby] Oh yeah, yeah.
-[Mordecai] I'm starving.

I could have sworn they...

[yawning] ...were in here.

Wow, this is nicer
than my bed at home.

Huh? [snoring]

[theme music playing]