Ketchup on Waffles (2024)

[bunniefuu]

I was pretty drunk.

I don't remember much about it,

but it was a normal weekend.

We got hungry, so we called it early

and went to the diner that we go to,

like every other Friday night.

My friends were just really drunk,

and we just had to go get food.

I was taking care of Gabby basically

the whole night,

and she really just wanted late-night

pancakes, so We just went there.

Yeah.

Again, it's one of those spots that's just

open super late, and we

were just hanging out.

We were hitting up some bars.

We had a frat house.

That's just where we wound up.

You are so f*cking disgusting.

I hear you every single night.

Do you know that?

Listening to my own f*cking sister

act like a g*dd*mn wh*re.

You are such a g*dd*mn prudent.

You know we didn't come to f*cking college

so that you could

lay in your room all day.

Oh, but we came so that you could

get f*cked by everyone on the corner.

No one knows you other than

that you are a f*cking wh*re.

A wh*re, get the f*ck out of here.

Get the f*ck out of here.

f*ck you.

Get out of here.

You are wanting to be up.

Stay the f*ck out.

f*ck.

That's right, m*therf*cker.

That's right, m*therf*cker.

That's right, m*therf*cker.

Let's f*cking go.

That's crazy.

sh*t happened.

Yeah, sh*t.

We're going to have to go

on the f*cking side.

f*cking b*tch.

Are you drunk?

You drunk, you drunk, you drunk,

you drunk, you drunk, you drunk.

sh*t, f*cking happened.

Yeah, m*therf*cker.

f*cking b*tch.

Look, look.

sh*t happened.

sh*t happened.

sh*t, f*cking happened.

f*ck, f*cking retort.

This sh*t happening now?

You let everyone down, you f*cking scum.

It's the sh*t, you f*ck.

Oh, he's wimpering.

f*ck you, you loser.

You f*cking c*ck suck, you scum.

I'll have to piss.

Go piss on that guy.

All right.

Hey, who knows?

Maybe if he gives me a blow job,

I don't have any cash.

I'll just run after he's done.

Me so horny.

Me so horny, baby.

I have to cut a fish.

Stay right here, b*tch.

Stay right here, don't move.

Don't f*ck here.

I'm covering my fish.

Keep your head up like that.

Get your head up like that.

It smells like sh*t.

This is our camera guy.

Hi.

Let me see.

Nice shoes.

Hey, m*therf*cker.

Hey, Get me, get me, get me,

get me, get me, get me, get me.

Look at these legs.

Skippy.

Yo, the white.

Let's show him how we do it.

Actually, it's a funny story.

I was in her class, and she

kept on f*cking yelling at me.

So I said it.

What did you say?

I said it.

I was like, You stupid,

old, dirty, raggedy c**t.

She didn't take well to that, so she

f*cking ran over and met me with a ruler.

No, that was not my best moment.

Why did you say I don't know.

It's just the two of us again.

So it is?

Yeah.

Unfortunately, really.

At least you're handsome.

Thank you.

I want to see you again.

Really?

Yes.

Pretty sure.

Good.

I do, too.

Great.

You look hungry.

Yes.

Really hungry?

Yeah.

Super hungry.

There's a diner a couple of blocks down.

Yes.

Food.

I'm famished hungry.

I want food.

Starving.

That's what I was thinking.

Was it?

Was that really what you were thinking?

Just the usual perverted thing

I was meant to think about.

You guys ever go to Mexico?

I saw this little Spanish girl about nine

years old get r*ped around the corner.

She was screaming and I didn't.

I didn't do anything.

I just walked past.

sh*t.

f*cking metal, dude.

No, that's bad.

It's not good.

What I really mean to say is,

well, now was a weird time.

Yeah.

You know?

Yeah.

But I've heard there's

nothing like the now.

Right.

Nothing like the now.

The now.

When the now was I'm going to stop.

What?

I was trying to be poetic.

What was that?

Oh, wow.

Look at you, Walt.

With guy, I didn't know you were

so poetic.

Yeah.

I try sometimes.

No, it works in a poetic way if

you actually finish that.

You're hungry?

Yeah.

You're hungry?

Yeah.

You want something to eat?

Yeah.

All right.

What about you?

You're hungry?

I'll give it for her.

All right, yo.

So Yeah.

What's going on?

Wait a minute.

Follow him, bro.

Yes.

I don't know.

f*ck.

Damn it, man.

He's a f*cking as*h*le.

It's a Friday night.

I don't think happy.

Let's just walk.

Well, what's his name?

Jack DMed me the other day.

Summer?

Yeah.

No shot.

Yeah.

There's this funny...

This is actually this funny

story about him.

When he was in the sixth grade,

he actually hit himself,

and he didn't get rid of the...

Excuse me.

Hi, how are you?

We are very hungry,

and we were curious if you guys knew

somewhere good where we could eat.

I'm about to eat something.

If you just keep on going down that way,

it might have been your bar.

Down that way.

Right down there where

you guys were coming from?

Yeah.

Dark.

Yeah, I don't know about We

wanted to see if there was anything

in this direction, in this area.

We were over there before,

and it's not our vibe.

Like I said, man,

if you just keep on going down that way,

you'll find All right, guys.

Well, what do you think?

He was talking the whole time.

I wanted to know your opinion.

Well, all the good stuff is super.

Okay.

Is this your natural color?

No.

It looks really good.

Thank you.

Very, very good.

What do you think?

You good?

Very good.

All right.

Oh, I'm great.

How are you?

We're just going to get walking around.

All right, yeah.

Get walking, get talking.

He looks stick.

Well, just real quick.

Quick question, guys.

I'm so sorry.

Last day, last day, last day.

Where are you guys going?

We're going to really eat more.

Okay.

No plans for the rest of the night?

That's it?

What do you think about

that diner down there?

You guys know about that place?

We heard a lot about it.

It was perfect.

It's all right.

I like when you talk.

I don't like when this f*cking talk.

What the f*ck is your problem?

I don't like when f*gs talk to us.

I don't like when little

twinks are talking.

That's what I like.

I don't like when-Oh, f*ck you.

Oh, f*ck me.

Oh, you want to f*ck me.

That's what it is.

You f*cking fat twink.

I bet you like it up the a*s,

you little f*cking twink b*tch.

Yeah, that's right.

Come on, Mamacita.

You can come back this way.

Leave your guy.

Just come back.

It's fine.

Come back.

Not with him, though.

Come on, we don't condone, f*gs.

Get f*cked.

You like it?

Yeah, I do.

You're good.

You like it?

Well, you just got to calm

the f*ck down, though.

I told you to get on him.

It's Friday night.

I told you.

Take a seat any way you like.

Thank you.

Very nice, man.

I'm not going to let you.

Who's calling me now?

I'm just saying, the last time that

you see him, have you known him?

Obviously, he's got me in trouble.

He's got me in trouble.

He's been fantastic.

I want to watch him.

He's been crazy.

You sit yourself.

You're probably not.

Hold on, listen.

Hi, how are you?

Are you with the Great Bird?

Yes, hi.

We are...

Yes, hi.

We are some...

Hi, how are you?

We are some filmmakers from England.

We're here to sh**t a documentary.

We just wanted to let you know because if

you guys got any calls,

we're going to be doing a lot of different

things that we're going to be sh**ting.

Yes, we're filming a movie.

Yes, we're going to be sh**ting

a lot of different people.

It's going to be a 24-hour sh**t.

Yes, single shots and that.

We just wanted to let you guys know if you

get any calls to not come

around that area, please.

Real autistic in Can you shut the f*ck up?

I think this is quite literally

like a house of a man.

Yeah, but I just wanted

to see if it was possible.

Yeah, I just wanted

to see if it was possible.

Yeah,

you want to surround here because

the stars were recording

Sorry, I know this is super awkward.

Can you hear my music theory class?

Yeah.

How are you?

I see you're on a date,

but maybe next class.

I'll catch up with you after.

Okay.

Thank you.

I've never seen her until I

Hey.

You know that we're just drunk, right?

Those assholes.

I'm good.

How's he going to be embarrassed about it?

Come on.

You seem tense since then.

It f*cking bugs me.

It's like, why are you going

to try and start something?

What the f*ck?

They were just drunk.

That guy was trying to show off

for his friends or something.

Whatever.

Was he trying to start a fight?

It's not even worth thinking about

because they were just drunk.

Yeah, I didn't want to.

He called me a f*cking twink.

He made me feel good in the bottom.

He did call you twink.

I'm sorry.

I don't agree with him.

It's just like, That's very g*y.

Did you think he was trying to f*ck me.

Maybe.

You know, alcohol makes

me feel passionate.

That's true,

but I don't think he was drunk.

I actually believe him.

Dude, he was so hammered.

What are you talking about?

I think his speech wasn't slurred.

His eyes were just super sober.

I don't know.

He seemed all right.

Just getting very g*y.

Are you sure you're not g*y?

Shut up.

It's okay.

You had a mother g*y

encounter with another man.

I'm just making sure that we play

on the same side of the plate.

Okay, but if I was g*y and we played

on the same side of the plate, then.

I would make you a l*sbian

because I love baseball.

I never cared for baseball.

You know what I'm trying to say.

We got to.

Yeah.

So are we good?

I Do I look like a twerker between you?

Is that a thing?

No.

Okay.

All right.

We're good.

I'm happy, a little drunk,

a little hungry.

I'm going to enjoy the now.

What do you want to talk about?

Enjoy the now.

What's your favorite movie?

Good topic.

I don't know about It's my favorite movie,

but-Hey, can I get you guys anything

to drink while you're waiting?

Yeah.

What about our chocolate?

Of course.

I don't know if that's milk and alcohol.

Why?

How would it work?

Well, the bathroom's all right over there,

and you two aren't the only ones

mixing alcohol and ice cream tonight.

So we figured out together.

Button, man.

I'll have a strawberry.

Oh, nothing more.

I

Wouldn't say that I'm a big read,

but I would say, I'm definitely something

that takes me as a look at this reality.

I'm going to say,

We've just done our study.

That was definitely one of my favorites.

How would you fantasize the block on.

Hey, buddy.

All right, good, good.

Everyone, shut the f*ck up.

Shut the f*ck up.

Shut the f*ck up, baby.

Shut up.

Shut the f*ck up.

Shut up.

Good, good.

Everybody, shut your f*ck up.

Silencio.

We are a few traveling entertainers,

my friends and I.

We don't want your money.

We don't want your money.

However, the red, he took your phones.

Okay?

So please, no calls, no

text, no ex-tweets, nothing while

we have our show, all right?

So let the show begin.

All right, let's see

what else we could do.

I want to f*ck somebody.

They kept telling us to shut up,

but how do you expect

me to shut up when I'm crying?

It just doesn't make sense.

Then one guy came in from one door

and the other guy came in from the other.

And then, and then, and then,

and then, and then, and then, and then,

and then, and I'm

looking to get this f*cking d*ck wet.

Yeah, that's right.

You guys.

I got a whole hot, delicious f*cking

c*m built up in my nuts right now.

What I'm wondering is who's

going to be so f*cking lucky?

What about you?

I got f*cking b*llet right behind.

Are you like this?

You're walking, guys.

Don't worry.

Don't worry.

I'll cut to you later.

What about you?

What about you?

You can really go for a later night.

Please just go f*ck yourself.

Wow.

Well, the plan was I would f*ck you.

Don't move.

I mean, we can work something out.

Stop.

f*ck out of your p*ssy.

f*cking turn around and f*cking walk out.

f*cking p*ssy.

You f*cking faggit.

Shut the f*ck up.

Wow.

Wow.

You're going to take that.

You're going to take that.

Who the f*ck do you think you are?

You got a g*n pointing in your

f*cking the bass, okay?

I'm going to start

from three towards the end of the bass.

Wow.

I love you.

You hear this?

Let's f*cking clap.

Come on.

Let's f*cking clap.

American Hero.

Congratulations.

Are you happy?

Are you happy your voice is?

That's right.

That's right.

That's right.

We're hand f*cking together.

Oh, my God.

What a hero.

Congratulations.

And then-Spit it out.

You can do it.

And then, and then, and then, and then.

Oh, he's dead.

He's in them guts.

He's in them guts.

That's right.

He's in the f*cking stuff.

We don't like the piggy.

Making bacon.

He's g*dd*mn making bacon.

So right, is that your

step cousin in there?

Is that your step cousin in there?

Is that your sister?

Tell me if that's your sister.

I don't know what your step cousin is.

Oh, yeah.

Everybody is.

Oh, they're going

to talk about the #MeToo.

#me too.

#me too.

Oh,

Tiny bear.

Tiny, tiny bear.

All right, shut the f*ck up.

Shut the f*ck up.

Shut the f*ck up.

Shut up.

Shut the f*ck up.

Are you done?

Are you done?

f*cking sh*t.

You were just laughing.

I was f*cking dragging you.

Yeah, but it's done now.

It's done now.

You're f*cking dragging it out.

All right, fine.

So let's f*cking get over it.

You're dragging it out now.

You think you're f*cking overzealous?

Chill the f*ck out.

What did I say?

What did I say?

Chill the f*ck out.

We're f*cking good.

We're f*cking great.

Come on.

Second strike, m*therf*cker.

Yeah.

Second strike.

Second strike.

Yeah?

I'm f*cking watching you, b*tch.

Keep it together.

Keep it f*cking together.

Hey.

f*cking idiot.

Jesus.

Oh, my God.

Three different colors.

Three different color hair is right here.

The blue, get this.

Bruna, Dirty Wan, and blonde.

Colors of the rainbow.

Colors of the rainbow.

How are you doing, buddy?

How are you?

Please.

You're all right?

Please.

You're okay.

It's okay.

Please.

Come on.

Everything's fine.

Like a little doggy.

You want to be good?

You're a b*tch.

f*ck you.

f*ck you.

f*ck you, you stupid f*ck.

f*ck you.

f*ck you, b*tch.

f*ck What the f*ck are you doing?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What are you doing?

You're doing something

like a little doggie.

What have you done?

You're a b*tch.

Oh, you weak-lung b*tch.

Holy, holy, oh.

Oh, my God.

Are you f*cking dying?

You're f*cking Are you dying right now?

Oh, my God.

Are you f*cking kidding me?

What the f*ck?

Holy f*ck.

f*cking weak.

Are you serious with this right now?

That was f*cking great, bro.

Oh, f*cking angel.

What the f*ck are you doing?

What the f*ck are you doing?

Too much too soon.

Too much too soon.

f*ck, who f*cking cares?

Too much too soon.

You f*cking idiot.

f*ck.

sh*t.

What the f*ck?

You just f*cking shot What the f*ck?

Who f*cking cares about

your stupid father?

f*ck.

Beat his a*s.

f*ck the f*ck.

I'm sorry.

Sorry, guys.

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Yeah.

The red is...

The red is...

He's disobedient.

He's actually a r*cist as well,

and I don't tolerate that sh*t.

I'm not about the r*cist sh*t.

I was BLM support

for a few years back then.

No justice, no peace, right?

Oh, my What a r*cist c*cksucker.

You saw it coming, don't you?

Stop your rambling, you f*cking p*ssy.

I never f*cking liked you.

I really never liked you.

I never liked you.

You know that?

You know that?

You f*cking knew.

You f*cking knew.

f*ck you.

I really had no idea who these guys were,

I mean, they looked pretty

young, but they all had masks on.

There was a red one, there was a blue one,

and then there was a white one.

The blue one just seemed to be

following what the white one was saying,

and the red one was just

pissing the white one-off the whole time.

But the white one was

definitely in charge.

Yeah, and then the white one k*lled the

red one because he was

just annoying him, I think.

I don't Yeah, I'm f*cking color blind,

so I couldn't really tell the difference.

But from what it seemed, from an

outsider's perspective,

they just needed therapy.

They were just getting in each

other's faces and sh*t.

I don't know.

They were just more angry at each other,

more angry at each other than

they were at everybody else.

You know what I mean?

I don't know.

They were just really mad at each other.

And yeah, one of them freaking

grabbed my hair.

I couldn't even see the way it was because

I just had my eyes closed and sh*t.

But he grabbed me by my hair and then

freaking caught me Harry Potter.

He said, Come here, Harry Potter,

because I had my glasses on at the time.

But yeah, it's what I ever doing.

You stupid b*tch.

You dumb, dumb b*tch with the tins.

We don't like the tins, you stupid b*tch.

All right, back with the event.

Now, with the start of the show, me.

You're pointing it, right?

The whole time, ret*rd?

I got you, man.

On me.

Give enough headroom at the top.

You know what I mean?

I just want a good wide shot,

like an anamorphic shot.

That was so good.

Okay, good.

Oh, good.

Or dance.

Oh, my God.

Look at this m*therf*cker.

I cannot believe that he died like that.

I cannot believe it.

Oh, he's still a little twitchy.

Hello.

Oh, my God.

Ladies.

Oh, no.

No.

I'm so sorry.

I've been so busy.

How are you guys doing?

Can I join you?

Can I join you?

No, no, no.

Oh, no.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

No, please.

Please, no, please.

Oh, my God.

Stop on TV.

Oh, you just stopped.

Stop it.

You can't eat the stuff in there.

Don't eat it.

Cheeseburger, later.

Cheeseburger, yes.

What about you, b*tch?

I'm going back to 505.

If it's a seven-hour flight or a 45,

do you know if I can

balance on you like this?

My imagination.

Shut up, b*tches.

He's trying to sleep.

Lying on your side

with your hands between your thighs.

There.

Stop and wait to say when you look like me

like that, my darling,

what did you expect?

I'm always just a friend still for this.

I'll take it on by.

It's just stripper.

Where you're hining between your sons.

It's like a stripper, boy.

You guys look really, really Really?

See?

So I feel like I shouldn't you.

Father, come here.

Get over here.

Get over here.

Get your f*ck out of my face.

I'm going to f*cking touch you.

I have her.

I have her.

Get your sh*t the f*ck up.

Yeah, stay on that wall.

Stop it.

Stop it right now.

Shut up.

The f*ck up.

The big fish.

Run to the What the f*ck are you doing?

Leave her alone.

I will f*ck you till you bleed, b*tch.

How are you?

I'll k*ll you, please.

Thank you.

Thank you for that.

It's okay.

Come here.

You're actually-I bet you

got a two in your face.

I swear to God, I will open your f*cking

mouth and sh*t in your vag*na, b*tch.

I would like to see you trapped.

Yo, can you go over there?

Shut her up, b*tch.

The blue, go over The blue, go over there.

Stand over here.

You're like a pretty princess.

Really, you are.

Thank you for that.

Question, do you have...

It's okay.

Do you have a favorite princess?

Like a Disney princess?

There's a few.

There's different colors, ethnicities,

different races, religions.

Lots of great stuff there.

Do you have a someone

that you like the most?

You can answer me.

It's okay.

A little mummy.

Look at me.

You're not going to believe this.

I love the little mummy.

She's one of my favorites.

I had a huge crush on her as a kid.

Gorgeous red hair.

They changed me.

I'm the prince,

and you're the little mermaid, right?

So give the prince a kiss.

I swear to God,

I will open you up from the inside,

and I will f*cking court you out

your interest, you f*cking c**t.

Just leave her alone.

Shut up.

Yeah, you just hit her with a pancake,

you stupid c**t.

Can you kiss the prince?

Can you kiss the prince?

Come here.

Come here.

Come on, please.

He's gone.

He's gone.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

He told me to go away.

I'm sorry.

He did me.

He did.

I heard you say it.

I did it.

Why did you say that?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

After what I just did for you,

now you want me to go away.

Now what's going to happen?

Now what's going to happen?

Oh, what's going to happen now?

You told me to go away after I

gave you that f*cking dance, b*tch.

I just gave it for you,

you f*cking ugly b*tch.

What's your f*cking problem?

You're scared by me.

You're scared by me, b*tch.

What the f*ck is wrong with you?

I gave you that just now.

Shut up.

Shut up.

Shut up.

Shut up.

Quiet down.

Shut up.

I hate giving Beauty a close casket.

I mean, we lost one of our

best friends, Brooklyn.

She's our sorority sister.

Yeah, she was a unique person.

She's very one of a kind,

and I think we'll miss her a lot.

Her death makes me mad.

We were supposed to stick together,

and she just decided to

go out on her own and save a girl that she

met for five minutes in class

once and leave us all by ourselves.

It really just makes me angry.

She could have been sitting right here

with us, but she cared more about

a project for class than

she did her own safety.

I think she was just making

sure her friend was okay.

But was it really her friend?

They had class together.

The girl didn't even recognize

her, though, and she lost her life.

She just died her hair.

That makes sense.

But it doesn't.

I don't know.

There's a time and place,

and when somebody

has a g*n, a lot of three

people have g*ns, and they're running

around a diner k*lling everyone,

that's not the time or

place to go buddy up with your classmates.

It might not even be her classmate.

I don't know.

She just took off on her own,

and now we're left here without her.

I just think she was trying to be a hero,

and it just shows her true character.

I get it.

I think that we should remember her

like that instead of being mad at her.

Absolutely.

But she lost her life,

and this is how I'm grieving.

I'm upset.

You're good.

What are you doing?

What the hell?

What?

Where's she going?

Abby.

Abby.

It's me from Music Theory, Abby.

What?

What?

No, you're a f*cking animal.

No.

No.

We We know them.

We know them.

Finally.

Finally.

Destiny, huh?

Destiny.

You're a f*cking f*gg*t.

You're a f*cking scum, b*tch.

You're always scum.

You want to get rid?

You want to get rid while you care?

You want your mom to be alive?

Your mommy and daddy?

Yeah?

Here's the mind k*ller.

Here's the little death I

call the total obliteration.

I will face my fear.

I will commit it to pass

over me and through me.

Where the fear is gone, will be nothing.

Only I will remain.

f*cking do it, c**t.

Get him on top.

Let's get him.

Don't f*cking touch this,

all right, c*ck?

Do not touch this.

Come on, get him up.

Get him up.

Get him up.

One, two, three.

There you go.

I want you to kiss.

I want you to kiss.

There you go.

Good.

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

No.

Are you okay?

Did he hurt you?

No.

Are you all right?

Are you sure?

How's your heart?

I know you had a lot I was going

to have to make a loop early.

I just want to make sure you're okay.

Did you get some of it or no?

No.

All right, buddy.

It's all right.

You're a little bit slow, but that's fine.

We can be fast.

We can be fast about this.

How does it feel, b*tch?

How does it feel to be down there?

Yeah?

Yeah.

f*cking water in fact,

it's always hurting me, man.

I'm full I told you I could talk to them.

I told you to not go to the pride parade.

They're dangerous.

I said that.

Yes, I'm like that.

I know.

I know.

I know.

I'm always twerking and shaking a*s

and shaking d*ck and shaking trans d*ck.

I don't like that happening, okay?

This is got to be too tough, all right?

You f*cking piece of sh*t.

Oh, my God.

That was f*cking close, wasn't it?

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Dude, my life just flashed

before my f*cking eyes.

No f*cking joke.

I swear to God, I saw my grandmother.

f*ck, man.

I know.

That was f*cking close.

All right.

Hey.

So hungry.

I took a bite out of it just

to test it for you.

Thanks, man.

That's golden right there.

Golden ingredients in the kitchen.

It's a kitchen, of course,

I'm not going to be doing it.

Let me know how that is, man.

All right.

And?

And?

Yeah.

I still got it.

You f*ck.

It's good.

It's all about the-You treat me like

f*cking sh*t after all the f*cking joints.

Not the onions, though.

Too many onions?

I'm coming for your a*s.

I get no f*cking respect.

Do you want to get me the red?

What do you want?

No, the burger is good.

f*cking listen to me.

I don't like this.

No.

Okay, we'll just be careful.

They're I tried to accommodate for it.

No, the pickles are okay, but...

Did you want mustard?

No.

It's not onions.

I know you don't like the seeds.

I try my best.

That's all I could do, buddy.

Burger, burger, burger.

You could have a burger.

Okay.

Rees just f*cking.

You even said, right?

We like be alone.

We don't care who you are.

It shouldn't matter

the color of your skin.

It really should not.

It's the same person inside.

Is it good?

Do you have any more of these?

I mean, I could put it back on the grill,

man, but you

want to go back to work or not?

Five minutes.

Five minutes?

No juice.

Let me burp you.

Here, come in here burp.

No juice.

Come in here, let me burp you.

Burp, burp.

Good, good, good.

The onions, man, they're k*lling me.

I did my best.

I did...

What?

Okay, come on.

You scrape it off.

Scrape off the onions for you, buddy.

Yes, I'll take off the onions for you.

I don't like the onions.

That's a burger.

Good, buddy.

Good.

I'm happy that when you eat, I'm happy.

You know what I mean?

When you eat, I'm happy because

you had that sting, man.

You can't be bulimic.

It's not the vibe.

If you keep trying to force yourself to

throw up, that's not how you lose weight.

I keep telling you, run.

You got to run.

It's all about the running.

You know what they say

on the health articles?

Everybody runs.

So just keep running.

No, but you're not running enough.

You're throwing up in the bath.

Bathroom and your breath smells.

You know that barf

makes your teeth yellow.

Can't be run around.

How are you going to smile with that

beautiful smile if your teeth are yellow?

You're going to scare everybody off.

Can't be run around.

Do you want some salt?

Yeah, we're going to knock out.

Let me put some salt on it.

Is it too salty?

Is it salty?

It's good.

Let me put a little pepper on it.

A little pepper?

Yeah, got you.

All right, there you go.

Is that all right?

You want some more?

A little more.

A little more.

How's that?

Yeah, it's good.

You sure?

All right, a little more.

Here, this one's on me.

Thank you.

Oh, God.

Is that burger?

I'm No onions.

I made it better.

See, I make it better for you.

I love you, man.

I love you, too.

I love you, blue.

I love you, too.

I love you, Blue.

I love you, blue.

Sing it.

I love you, Blue.

I love I love you, Blue.

I love you, Blue.

I love you, Blue.

You're my heart in tune.

I wear it in tune.

And the shoulders.

Through the shoulders.

And the shoulders come through.

Now eat, eat, eat.

I can't See people

without just having this really heavy

feeling that something

awful is going to happen.

I tend to just lock myself in my room

and keep my headphones

in just to try to avoid Everything.

Yeah, it's been hard.

Yeah.

For me, it's just like,

like Gabby said, we can't go out.

We haven't been to a frat

party since that night.

Every time I drive past a diner,

I just keep my head down

because I can't look at it.

I can't go out to eat.

I just sit in my room and I eat because

after seeing what I saw in that diner,

I just can't look at food when I go out.

The same, but yeah,

it's been pretty tough.

For me, over the past few weeks, I've

actually been blowing up on Instagram.

Got about 20,000 followers,

which is pretty dandy.

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All right.

Shot that b*tch in the back.

She thinks she's sneaky.

That was weird.

Dead.

Oh, sh*t.

Alive.

Alive.

Not for long, they do that.

Let me see.

Come here.

Let me see.

Stop.

Oh, he's four-Eyes.

Oh, he does have four-Eyes.

All right, go back.

You're okay.

Harry Potter.

Asthma attack.

That one was crazy.

Shot in the face.

Boyfriend.

Yeah.

She has one?

Yes.

f*cking tired, man.

Oh, my God.

Oh, sorry.

It was fake.

It was fake.

It was fake.

I'm honest.

It was fake.

I was sorry.

Oh, sorry.

Sorry.

My bad.

That was a wet one.

It's okay.

Come here.

Come here.

Come here.

Come here.

Come here.

That's all right.

You all right?

Yeah.

She's okay.

Let's get her some time.

Come here, come here.

Let me see.

Let me see her face.

Oh, sh*t.

Okay.

Oh, sh*t.

Hey, you.

I just shot your f*cking friend.

What's all that about, brother f*ck?

I don't know why.

Why are you trying to attack us?

You got to plan, m*therf*cker.

Where are you at?

Where are you at?

I don't know.

Who are you with?

Who are you with?

No one.

All right.

I believe him.

Wow, you seem like a p*ssy.

You seem like a real big p*ssy.

You've seen this lady?

Oh, my gosh.

You are a little b*tch.

Why are you putting your

knees towards the chair?

What are you hiding?

What are you hiding?

You're hiding something

in your pants or something?

Stand up, b*tch.

Get him up, get him up.

Get him up.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Are you seeing this?

Are you seeing this?

He pissed his stance.

He pissed his stance.

Oh, my f*cking God.

Oh my God.

You coward, p*ssy, little piece of sh*t.

You f*cking coward.

You peed yourself.

Oh, my God.

You are so ashamed.

The babies are honest.

Look at me, look at me, b*tch.

Look at me.

That is so sad.

That is so sad.

What do you want?

What do I want?

I don't know.

What do you want?

Why are you pissing on these girls?

The trail almost got over here.

You got to bust me.

Jesus Christ.

Holy sh*t.

Here, what are you guys doing?

Come back, come back, come back.

That's okay.

Come back or I'm going to k*ll you.

All right, there you go.

See, look, they learned.

Look, the blue.

They know now.

Now they know.

Now they know.

Now they know.

Now they know.

Now they're in trouble.

See, I like that.

I like I like this.

All right.

You guys seeing this?

When we k*ll you

and your parents see your dead body,

do you think your daddy is going

to be upset when he sees that you're

pissed your f*cking parents like a p*ssy?

I'm a good person.

Oh, you're a good person?

I sh*t my off.

Big p*ssy.

Wow, man.

Take him off.

Take him off.

Take off your pants.

Take off your f*cking pants.

Show the girls what you're packing.

Let's see.

Come on, b*tch.

Show the girls what you're packing.

I want them to see.

I want them both to see.

I want them both to see.

Come on, come on.

Take them off, buddy.

Oh, my God.

I think they went to a shoe.

Oh, they went to a shoe.

Oh, God.

I think it sucks.

Oh, my God, it's in his socks.

Oh my God, have you seen this?

It's in his f*cking sucks.

Holy sh*t.

Holy sh*t.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Here we go.

The big reveal.

It's small.

It's a tiny, tiny c*ck from the England.

It's tiny, and it's literally not tiny.

It's so small.

It's cold.

You got to shave those legs.

Shave those f*cking legs.

You got to at least

match your personality.

Match your personality or something.

I don't know if that is going to happen.

Nice one at least.

Come on.

Oh,

Hey, f*ck her.

Hey, on me, okay?

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, sh*t.

Just k*ll me already.

What'd you say?

The f*ck did you just say?

I just wanted to die.

Say it again.

Say it again.

I just want to die.

Magic work.

Wow.

What got you to this point?

I got nothing else to lose.

Wait, the f*ck did you just say?

I got nothing else to lose.

Good.

Smart.

You're smart.

Well, I've never been in this

situation before.

Are you sure this is your moment?

You guys are really upset.

I'm really disappointed by it.

Look at me, Brink.

Look at me.

You want this?

You sure?

Okay.

We'll go step by step.

We'll go step by step.

How's that?

I'll go nice and slow.

Ladies, you're watching?

You're going nice and slow.

All right.

Is it too slow for you or faster?

All right.

Good.

You're the only power.

You're the only power.

If you're meant, you're done.

Shut you, I'm going to

break down.

I'm getting so f*cked up.

I'm getting so f*cked up.

I'm getting so f*cked up.

I'm getting so f*cked up.

I'm getting so f*cked up.

Oh, yeah.

She's special.

She's the one she is.

Go get it, Tiger.

I love you.

I love you too, man.

Watch me.

Okay.

Everybody, close your f*cking eyes.

Shut your eyes.

Don't f*cking look at me.

If you look up, I'm going

to sh**t you in the f*cking face.

Close your eyes.

Close your f*cking eyes.

Close them.

Have you ever tried ketchup on waffles?

Just the thought of that may disturb you.

It doesn't belong, does it?

Sure, you can go on the internet,

you can find a million results of people

putting ketchup on their waffles.

But I'm sure most

of everyone rejects the idea.

The idea of it disturves the comfort.

If your boyfriend put ketchup

on his waffles, how would you react?

Would he turn you off to him?

Would he?

All because he's untraditional,

and to you, that'd be gross, right?

How do you comfort the disturbed?

By disturbing the comfort.

To say, f*ck the tradition,

and f*ck it in the a*s.

You know?

The diner.

The diner.

A comfortable dining experience.

How American.

When things like this happen, there's

sometimes a hero that saves the day.

It's like It's a hero that saves the day.

I don't know.

Look at me.

I'm vandalizing the tunnel.

I'm flooding it.

I do feel sorry for you, though.

The life you live will be

tormented by this land.

Things can be different, though.

Get out of here, the blue.

It's over.

All right.

See you, man.

You k*lled your boyfriend.

Do you want a redemption?

Will you stop the flight?

If you do, the cars will

soon begin to pass through.

But if you don't,

I'll continue to flip the tunnel.

And then I'll be on to the next tunnel.

And what will become of you

if you stop the flooding?

You'll be a hero

who preserved the structure.

Everyone will know your face.

They'll make It's a movie.

I thought it would be

an honest film, but who cares?

They'll make their money

at the end of the day.

You'll make your money

at the end of the day.

Just make sure you got

a tissue box close by.

At least for the first year, I

didn't think about that.

Maybe they'll see me as the hero.

Maybe from the attention of the movie,

I'll be looked at as a hero.

Maybe the movie will write me as some

deep character and they'll

write me with a lot of depth.

With all that depth, there's something

I empathize with.

Great villains always

have good motivations.

Society Society is my enemy.

The flaws of society have wronged me.

Oh, no.

Society is my enemy.

The enemy, the enemy.

Oh, God.

Honestly, you could take that.

Tell the producers and writers

that it was society.

Who knows?

Maybe they'll have some Hollywood

Squarejawn playing me, or they'll have a

French scawny indie actor with

a pretentious following who likes girls

with fake lips and BBLs and looks like

a kindergarten her compared to her.

I don't know.

I mean, look, I don't know.

I don't know how to make

money in Hollywood.

I'm not that guy.

What's on your mind, though?

Can I ask you something?

Did you say goodbye to your parents

before you left this evening?

No.

You go to that college nearby, right?

Yes.

Did you say goodbye to anyone?

Because that's a big part of your story,

if you think about it.

That's a big part of your story.

Do you have a roommate or roommate

or something, like roommates?

It was.

Goodbye.