05x13 - Clyde

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The prairie, a thousand miles.

Of empty ridge waving

silently the way it is today.

As the wagons roll away.

But not too long ago,
the prairie was alive.


moved over the face of the land

and moved up

to the plains.

Indian buffalo with life itself.

Oh. The shelter?

Golden.

As long as the herd blew the Indians left.

A buffalo is £2,000 of danger.

A ton of power on four hooves
on strong enough to bring up a horse

and rider and carry them in the air
for a hundred yards

under.

And buffalo, Buffalo and hunter,

friend and enemy.

To the Indian.

The buffalo was only life
but to the buffalo hunter

to the manufacturers of bone
meal fertilizers and buffalo rogues.

The buffalo was money.

The buffalo

retreated west farther and farther.

But then the wagons came.

The creaking of the wheels became a dirge.

For the buffalo, for the Indians.

While they open grain and.

Well, I wish you, boy,

a lot of luck from all the buffalo
saying anything lately.

I wouldn't bet on it.

I was pretty good through your last year,
Chris.

They were run across them.

I mean, a lot of trains
and I don't hear through here since then.

I saw a few times about ten miles
north of us yesterday.

I imagine a fine. A couple times.

Come on. Come on. A buffalo like gotta.

Wait all day and all that.

No, You got to sh**t him
or scare him to death.

I'm going to get me a buffalo.

They'll be doing a buffalo pup tonight.

Johnny, they took one
look at that outfit you're wearing.

And every buffalo
this out of Canada will head for Mexico.

You were saying Camp Charlie.

Doggone it, Mr. Hill,
I was hunting Buffalo when I'm too young.

Whippersnappers with no milk bottles.

Maybe that's why they are scarce these
days.

Listen, I can turn out

Buffalo in downtown Chicago,
but we're not looking at downtown Chicago.

This happens to be Kansas City,
about sundown.

Bring you back some 50 for a change.

Come on, Duke.

Two men are better than three anyway.

Johnny Boy game has been so spooky lately.

You can go next time.

Go on.

We'll see who's a buffalo hunter
around here.

Well,

doggone it.

But no one you don't see no buffalo, Mama.

Everybody like wagon. Wagon.

I bet there's been more buffalo
trampled by wagon and never been k*lled.

I know that. Oh.

Oh. Well.

Now there's a buffalo and a fresh one
to the old man knows buffalo.

Well, that one I see.

Wait right here.
I don't want to get in the way Of what?

If you hear a shot, mosey on over

to the other bright.

Tomorrow, you

well run as the rabble, huh?

That's a self
shot up a bit too long in a pot.

All right. No problem. My mind might.

Can't do it.

Just. Lucky for you, Mr.

Buffalo, I got myself a rule about
not sh**ting noted in Buffalo, especially

when it's already been shot.

You know, I ain't never been this close
to you, big fella before.

And nice hump there.

You know,
I had at any buffalo hump to center up.

Well, since the last time, I get

pretty big, which is like, my hat's

problem to that air.

You're pretty well
hung up in that law there.

Do you know what I'm going to do?

I'm going to take that air.

I might hurt a little bit because

I got tired and I won't

hurt this hurt.

Well, I didn't know that

about two weeks old.

I'd say.

You want to do
I want to get that leg loose for me.

It won't hurt you much.

Much at air.

I want to give you a 5 seconds.

Get out of here.

One, two, three,

four, five.

Well.

Here, wait here.

Listen. You just hear the buffalo.

Don't get me nothing. You got it.

I'm. I get little to discuss with you.

I come out, you get me a buffalo,
and I'm going to get one.

All right?

You will from me.

I'll move away from you.

It's the same difference,

right?

You going to wait for me?

I'll cut that out. Now you're out there.

More people want to think your economy,

but not

that.

Cheer up, boys. All right.

We got an as*ault
made to get us in beer country.

Well, we know that if something else.

What we're. Charlie.

I don't know.

You know he's going to say, don't you?

Oh, forget it.

He probably forgotten
all about a buffalo by now.

All right, Where is it?

I can't do it at Buffalo, you know.

Well, it is kind of a bad day
for Buffalo, Charlie.

Matter of fact, we didn't get any.

You didn't?

I'll be willing to bet a month period

that there isn't a buffalo within 50 miles
from here just running this country.

Seen the last of the buffalo.

Is that so?

I don't want to sound boastful
or anything, but I've been buffalo

hot enough to know when one
within 15 miles of me I can sort of smell.

You don't say.

You know what I mean, Bill?

Kind of musty
like you can pick it up on the breeze.

Yeah. Buffalo's got a smell of its own.

You got a cold, Charlie?

Oh, no. Much grief.
I kind of thought I smell buffalo.

You smell in Buffalo, Bill?

No, I don't smell any buffalo,

but I like to smell some salt pork
and beans, if you don't mind.

I like buffalo myself.

And it's too bad you young fella
didn't get them because Mr.

Chris got his mind all set up on Buffalo
steak tonight, didn't you, Mr.

Great?

Well, outside of our beans, do Charlie
any time you already.

Yes, sir. By the way,

I don't like it.

Chris is that too sneaky?

You know what he's going to do?

He's going to give us a big, fat hunk
of salt grease and tell us it's buffalo.

Tom, You don't have to remind me of it.

That how?

Well,

you know,

I just kind of thought you two young men
are going to meet a friend of mine.

I thought you
were too young to get into Buffalo, too.

I think it's going get in Buffalo.

I'd better go and get it myself,
just to make sure.

Excuse me. You've got a little cold,

but that's

a better shot of you.

Where did you find him?

Well, I'll tell you, Mr. Hawk,
I just use my old pioneer.

Know how I just figured where I would be
if I was a buffalo and I was.

Well, I mean, now he was.

And you notice I brought him back alive to
Anybody can bring him back.

Death.

Almost anybody, huh? I'll be.

It's not a cow with a rock on it.

That's a real bull Buffalo.

Certainly There.

That wasn't a rabbit, you know.

You know, Mr.

Worcester, sometimes you amaze me.

Sometimes I'm amazed myself.

You know, Charlie,
I'm going to have to apologize to you.

I didn't give you much credit
this morning.

I accept.

And I accept for next time, too.

You know, I thought that I was going
to have to crow for a while, but

now it looks like
we'll have those buffalo ribs after all.

What are you talking about? You
some kind of a cannonball or something?

Well, what's wrong with you?

I've got a car.
Take off me with a touch. Clyde Here.

Clyde.

Clyde. Certainly, Clyde.

Well,
look at them. Big brown eyes, Mr. Hale.

Look at that
holy shoulder. A matter of you.

And you've got no feelings or nothing.

Charlie.

You had buffalo for food.

You said so yourself.

I did.

Well, I didn't mean Clyde was a buffalo,
isn't it?

He ain't just a buffalo.

He's my buffalo and my friend.

Thank you, Clyde.

Well, Charlie,

maybe you wouldn't mind telling me what
you have in mind for your friend Clyde.

Well, I figured he could.

We could. Well,
that's a kind of a silly question.

Everybody knows what you do with Buffalo.
Well, sure, you eat them.

How? You quit talking like that?

You know, Charlie, I always figured
that you were about half monkey.

And now I think the other half buffalo.

You're very funny.
Both of you think you're funny.

Don't you know, Charlie?

But you have to admit, your friend
Clyde might give us a little trouble.

How would you get it?

Well, I found out that Mr. Christie.

What kind of a jam he had. That
aristocratic shoulder and everything.

A big, poor, dumb animal like that.
You just couldn't sh**t him.

So I yanked out the air and he wouldn't
leave me alone, you know, Played like me.

And I like him, too.

I just put some salve on that shawl of his
and got it.

Well, at no time. Well,
why didn't you chase him away?

Oh, I tried to mitigate.

I sh**t him and booed at him
and everything else.

He followed me around
just like a little puppy.

Don't you know, Mr.

Chris, that animal is the best
judge of character I've ever seen.

Charlie, were you planning on
keeping him for a pet?

You know
the rules. Well, we're short of horses.

I figured I could break it to carry it
back.

Maybe beg him
to write to Or maybe. Pardon?

I don't know, Mr.

Chris. We couldn't do that.

But look at them. Beautiful brown eyes.

Did you ever see anything
so pathetic in your whole life, Mr.

Chris? He looked up at me
with those big brown eyes.

And just as if to use words,
he said, Charlie, you saved my life.

I love you.

He said that? That's what he said.

And any day that an animal can't come
to Charles V worked for help and get it.

That is the day that Charlie Wooster had
turned his back on all his noble ideals.

Well, Chris,
there's one way to look at it.

It's like having a half a ton of roast
beef in a bank when and if you need it.

You lay a hand on him
and you'll have to fight me.

He'll be a great help to us, Mr. Chris.

And he'll be a great comfort to me too,

when them two great buffalo
one are dropped,

making fools themselves again to Well,
there's nothing in the rule

books about anybody
showing up with a pet buffalo.

I suppose I could have

made up some rules about it, but

never quite figured
the situation would come up.

All right, Jolly,
You can keep them for a while,

but don't you forget that
that's a wild animal.

And the first time he got it Any trouble
or we get any complaints by it has to go.

Thank. Great.

Come on, I'll show you
what we're going to.

Come on. It's not like these. Nice.

I think we like it.

It's pretty.

What they

of Chris.

I think we're asking for trouble.

Yeah, I know quite a bit about Buffalo,
and I've never heard of anybody train on.

Well, I'm going to give Charlie Scharf.

I've never seen him quite
this worked about anything before

but you boys keep an eye on that
because if he gives any trouble,

it starts to go wild.

We can't afford to think of
Charlie. What's the feeling?

Yeah,

Crying.

About our own.

Put him up.

But you.

Dog. Chris,
after all this is getting deteriorates.

The local man now out of dry

dreams alone, up to one
every drop of water

from Arapaho side on up
worry about what's here.

It's been a bad year for the Arapaho.
They're gone.

Are you doing cooking, Duke?

Figured you be hungry
so I can't find Charlie.

Last time I saw him, he was out
trying to put a saddle on Clyde.

He did it, too, So I'm just more dark
hanging on for dear life.

Well, Fool is going to get himself k*lled.

Isn't careful about that.

You got to admit, he's more even tempered
these days.

Train that buffalo keeps him out of
trouble, keeps him with the cook wagon to.

Wait a on.

Mr. Hawkes. What's going on here?

Mr. Sherman,
we told you about your boy before.

And a bow and arrow Is this time
he almost hurt somebody, Sonny.

Is that true? I was only playing.

I thought I told you
never to sh**t at people, didn't I?

I didn't. I shouldn't have some potatoes.

I thought you said he almost hurt
somebody.

The potatoes that he shot at
were being peeled at the time.

Now, Mr.

Sherman, I know the boys will be boys,

but if he keeps this up,
you'll never be anything but a boy.

Now, you listen to me.

If I ever hear about you
sh**ting at people again or anywhere

around people, you're going to stand up
all the way to California.

You hear that?

You get on that wagon and you stay there.

I'm sorry, Mr.

Hawkes.

I guess I've been so busy tending these
cattle that I watch the boy like I should.

I don't blame me much for that
good looking three heads you got there

to prize cows
and the best bull in the Midwest.

Mr. Hawkes, I figured to have the best
herd on the West Coast in a few years.

Although I have been worried
it might lately land, cows

have been acting up some.

Oh, it takes a little while for livestock.

Get used to the trail. It'll be all right.

Goodbye, Mr. Sherman.

Nice to.

And right after

I've spent all afternoon
slaving over a hot wash down.

I tell you, Mr.

Hale, I'm
going to broke right down and cry.

Now I want to know
what you're going to do about it.

If a woman can even hang out her laundry.

I What happened?

As Mr. Worcester. Asked me.

It was an accident.
That's all. Accidents happen.

That monster did it on purpose.

It tore down my whole wheat wash.

Clyde.

Slide that that horrible wild beast.

I just had him out for a little ride,
that's all.

Getting used to the saddle.

And it won't have to come out, hang
up, flapping sheets up in front.

I don't blame.

I got a stamper to make that margin out.
Charlie. Mr.

Vidal shouldn't have to worry about
keeping your laundry out of a buffalo run.

I should hope not.

It wasn't enough
that he dug my husband's shirt in the mud.

It ran off with my

life.

Well, it was hanging on its head
like a flag.

I know just how you must feel inside out,
but Mr.

Worcester will be happy
to redo your laundry for me.

And I'll see that he replaces anything
the buffalo destroy.

In that case.

But if you ever find my back.

There hanging on a tree
right outside of camp, I'll.

Get you. Will not. I'll go get it myself.

And what's more, I'll walk
you myself to Buffalo, huh?

Well, Mr.

Worcester,
I don't care what you said, Mr. Great.

It wasn't my fault.

Anybody hanging them all
dang on sheets up.

Well, there ought to be a long drawing.

What exactly was hanging on Floyd's neck?

Well, it needs to be be able to have lace
all around the bottom cutting.

Another thing.
If you ever need a canvas for a wagon,

you could do that
and have enough for it to

fight.

It's all right. Your old friend Charlie,
you know.

And don't you worry about that,
Mr. Seidel, or nothing.

No, it wasn't your fault.
I don't blame you.

Anybody hangs their old clothes out
where people run into them

ain't got no complaint, Clyde.
You know what we're going to do?

We're going to California.
We're going to go into show business.

Charlie Wooster and Clyde Trick and Fancy
Buffalo, Right?

We'll be a sensation.

You know, Clyde will make $1,000,000.

I'll buy a great big buffalo for us.

How's that sound? And I'll even get you
a little buffalo message.

Maybe sooner or later,
I'll get one for myself.

Of course, right now,
I don't think that's very important.

I think the most important thing
is to get on with our writing business.

So when we do get to California,
we'll be a sensation.

Don't you think? That's right.

Don't you wait right here
and I'll go get the saddle.

Now, you wait there
like a good boy. Stay right there.

Here, Rosie.

I'm not.

We're going to say hello to talk
that it's a nice corn

just made Rosie
look some nice Toro likes you.

I'll give you some nice corn
if you'll just

tarnation

I wish I know what in thunder

is wrong with them to with all that money
tied up in these two critters

and neither mother Rosie
will even say hello at all.

You women are all alike.

Oh, don't blame me.

Maybe
Toro isn't using the right technique.

But this is no laughing matter. No.

Oh, oh,

oh. Gravy, Mr..

Brown.

I remember, right. Oh.

Oh. So that's it.

Got it. Proper.

I take your spirit part, right?

Well, I can go that way.

I hear you.

Oh, you know

what? I'm

wanting to sit down the first time.

I don't do it. I

would.

I go down higher price



Well,



Right.

Yeah, you're right again.

What happened here? Get it over.

With. Well, let me have it.

Oh, you're nervous tonight.

I insist you sh**t that horrible creature.

Oh, darling.

No, it. Fails.

Don't let that woman to play
with that feeling.

He's dangerous.

I'll be all right
now. That's enough of that.

It doesn't look to me
like there's any serious damage done here.

No serious damage done this time.

I had my blankets out to dry,
and that monster ruined it.

Well, we've got some blankets
in the supply wagon.

You just calm down this side
and you can have some new ones.

Brand spanking. But.

All right.

But you stay out of my way.

You, you one man cyclone.

And you tell yourself
you have a collection of spare ribs.

All right, Pop.

Now, the fans.

All right,
let's get back to what you were doing at.

Are you all right, Jolly?

Yeah, I'm all right. Don't say that.
You're not to talk.

Right? Jump that wagon.

Get away. Those people. He's
smarter than most people do.

Would you mind telling us
how this all happened?

Honest, Because it wasn't Clyde fault.

What? Mr.

Great Clyde me
was Just have a little ride.

And that's German.
Then come join us with a pitchfork.

The nearest thing I've ever seen
in my whole life.

John Sherman is a nice, quiet
man, Charlie.

He hasn't a mean bone in his body.

Oh, here he comes now.

And if that ain't, I mean,
look on a man's face. I've never seen one.

Without leaving the German.

Rail.

When we get to California, I'm going
to sue you for every cent you've got.

Your what?

I've got a fortune tied up in them
critters and you are going to pay off.

I have to take you into the highest court
in the land.

Mr. Sherman, this is a hard trip.

If your animals react adversely to it,
I can't be held responsible.

You just check The articles you signed
are what I am complaining about.

Alien. No articles at him.

Hey, man, that mangy buffalo of his Rosie
and Mark's in love with him.

With Charlie, not me.

With that buffalo
they won't even look at tomorrow.

Won't have anything to do with him.

Hail them
three critters is what I'm supposed

to make a breeding herd
out of all that money.

It cost me to get to blue ribbon cows
mooning over a wild animal

and a bull in the Midwest.

Sick with jealousy,

I tell
you, Heil, when I get done with you,

you ain't going to have enough left
to throw a bucket of dirt

from Minneapolis to Saint Paul,
let alone run a wagon.

Pray.

I thought I told you

you could keep Clyde only
as long as he didn't cause any trouble.

Yes, Mr. Alex, but me. No buts.

Or if it was Mr.

Seidel's laundry,
then you broke up half the camp

and then you ruined our best blankets.

Have you got anything personal
against her, by the way?

She's always got clothes out on the line,
that's all.

Then you've caused.

What I can only refer to
is a serious emotional upheaval among Mr.

Sherman's cow.

Certainly has.

Wouldn't happen, Mr.

Sherman, if you hadn't come out there
waving that pitchfork around. Now, what?

You're not trying to blame that on me, Mr.

Sherman. Clyde may be big,
but he's very seldom.

I always talk quiet around him, you know?

Look here, Hal.

I wouldn't have signed on
if I thought I was going to have

to spend all of my time
keeping buffaloes away from my cows.

It's ridiculous, Carter.

This situation is intolerable.

Charlie. Clyde's got to go healthy.

I'll take care of Clyde.

I'll keep you way down
by the harness wagon where no one is near.

Mr. Chairman. Hold on.

I saw Sherman's cattle.

I went on time around the camp.
Any more on it?

I'll take it way out in a brush
where he can't go.

Nobody.

Nobody can scare him.

Ah, you gave me your word before, Charlie.

Please, Mr. Hill,
You don't know what Clyde means to me.

I never had no pet before.

I don't care. I'm an old man with a beard.

No talks. Well,

he don't even care
that I'm not a very good cook.

I don't what I'd do without him.

All right, gentlemen,
I leave it up to you.

You know,

I don't think I'd want the critter k*lled.

I guess maybe if I hadn't lost my temper
and yelled at the beast,

maybe none of it would have happened.

All right, Mr. Webster.

But you would just be darn good.

And sure, you keep that up.

You keep Clyde away from my cows,
and I'll forget the whole thing.

Thank you, Mr. Chairman.

You've got a heart
as big as Clyde. Another.

Forget this either.

Well, I'd better get back to my stocking.

Well, I go to fine feller.

Charlie. Heart of gold.

You know, Charlie? Yes.

German has a fair agreement.

So as Mr.

Seidel and all the people

that you and Clyde scared after that,
what happened wasn't quite fault.

It still happened, though, Charlie.

Now you're going to do exactly
what you said you would.

No more riding a walk in Clyde
anywhere around the camp.

You keep him tied up and out of trouble.

One more incident.

What?

Eating salt pork around here?

Yes, sir. I'm not fooling, Charlie.

You take him down to that honest wagon,
you tie him up.

Good. Yeah.

Next mistake he made, it will be his last.

I understand.

Yes, sir.

And he shakes you up.

Seen and feel this worth?
He brought it on himself.

Yeah, but I've never seen
this worked up before. Chris.

I wonder if you'd start
ball if somebody threatened to sh**t me.

You're not a dumb animal.

I've seen a times when he claimed I was

in Iowa
he'd gotten mad and given us a bad time.

So do I.

Don't you worry that.

Everything's going to be all right.

I want to bring my gear down yet.

I'm going to wait until you won't be long.

I won't give you a long.

Rope to where you can
just kind of roam around

and it will be just fine.

No, Clyde, another thing.

I don't blame that Mr.

Sherman's old captain.

You've got it.

Hands down with that ugly old w*r.

Little bitty old, poor guy.

Nasty, slick. Hide

that.

Except he was going a little late
every time.

Get hard to beat.

I tell you, one time, Clyde,
I had a shaggy buffalo hide rope,

which most people

say Clyde wasn't really a shaggy
buffalo hide rope at all.

It was an old burlap.

I had kind of frayed up
to make it look like a shaggy buffalo.

Hide,

that is.

Don't you worry. Everything's
going to be all right.

So riding up in the Rocky Mountain, maybe
I'll ride all the way down to the ocean.

I'll cut that out.

I've never seen so much riding
your whole life and your ride down.

Market feet is damaged.

It's got to be the biggest thing
on the Barbary Coast.

Clyde and Charlie Wooster.

I see it now.

It will really be somebody.

I'm so glad

you know,

I. Ought to be hearing Flint pretty soon.

He had a Arapaho trouble.

That's not likely, Mr. Hill.

A little band in in that part of day
before yesterday,

didn't want to give anybody trouble.

Ever saw much Indians more ragged
and hungry, Looking for 100 myself.

We got for supper tonight.

Jelly roll, backpack, fried old beans.

I thought I suggested this morning
that we might have cornbread

and I did well run out of cornmeal.

Well, I don't want to seem nosy, Mr.

Worcester, but the reason I suggested
we have cornbread was because

I found a £5 sack of cornmeal
in my personal chocolate this morning.

That's all.

And if I recall correctly,
I put that £5 fac right

in those grubby old meat
hawks of yours and said, cornbread.

And I try that. Not what I said, Mr. Hawk.

That's what you said, Mr. Hale.

I was standing right there.

Trouble
you up, you always snooping around.

Why are we having fried dough, Mr. Oyster?

I used a pile of cornmeal.

How they had it

all five power hungry.

Charlie, If you had £5 of cornmeal,
we'd have to stake you out.

You just blow up and fly away.

What happened to it?

Well, if you must know, Clyde's
been off his feet lately,

and I don't blame him at all.

These staked out that wagon like he is.

Oh, you said my cornmeal.

Clyde made him kind of a porridge.

He's got a nervous stomach,
you know, And he's delicate.

He's not like the rest of us.

So I just made him a little paunch.

Charlie, will you tell me
what I'm going to do with you?

Mr. Grits?

You've always said yourself
you have to look out for dumb animals.

He's not so dumb.
He ended up with a corn meal.

Well, you know, he's back in
deep fatback and fried dough.

Do you?

Several buffalo I've known personally.

Like the grass.

Well, he's not several buffalo. He's quite

the tail.

I mean, Ben, I saw the other day.

Hello.

Welcome.

How is hunting?

Not well, friends.

Well, fine.

As you can see, we're a very strong party.

All I would be bad hunting, bad game, gone

to many wagons, game run

all manner of white man, no buffalo.

I know Chiefs Whole tribe got bellyache
No buffalo.

Too many white men, too many wagons.

Well, Keith,
you and your friends look a little hungry.

Give me great pleasure if you get down
and have something read with us.

Charlie.

See what you can rustle up for our Arapaho
Ranger service.

Just kept down gentle. Only be a minute.

There's nothing.

Gives me more page
and cooking for my Indian friend party.

Me, myself. You know, step down to

little

Bonnie.

I think this is the wise thing to do.

Chris

are hungry, you know, But we can't afford
to have a bunch of hungry Indian braves.

Ain't on our necks for too long.

You know, the heat is more like a prairie
fire than people.

I rather see them hanging around,
stealing our orders and butchering them.

Know?

I figure if I give them one good meal,

some salt maidens in Florida
take what they got back to camp with them.

Leave us alone.

That's pretty cheap insurance at that.

Good,

good.

Awful old.

No good.

Well, maybe they'll come back cheap. No.

Too many wagon bad

other game buffalo food

buffalo throws
buffalo barn my tent buffalo milk buffalo

like fire arapaho buffalo like fire

gone Arapaho comanche So

Cherokee Omaha all gone soon

I had some more beans, you.

Know.

No matter what, Chief,
you ought to get on the trail.

I'll rustle up some salt. Barton,
fire for you.

It's not much, but it'll keep the wrinkles
out of your bellies for a while.

Good.

I got how you don't sh**t.

Don't sh**t.

That you don't really get
one of the buffalo, right?

Oh. My God.

Oh, my.

Oh, you see that buffalo
long for this man,

William?

Well, this is different.

He's a kind of a pet dog, Art.

But I'm not proud Indian guy.

You can't pet.

You make fun of Indians right now.

Now, listen, chief. No,

you take buffalo. Wait.

I can't wait.

I can't wait.

That Well, wait.

I put you play game with Buffalo.

All right.

All right.

I will come back write game. What you

know.

Are we going to have a fight, Mr. Hill?

Doing some pretty fast talking

and you better get a g*n handy
just in case I'm spread the word.

This is just one buffalo Chief.

You see you sick.

And my friend helped it.

Just one, that's all.

One white, one buffalo, so on.

Many white, many buffalo Indians.

But I think

you all got a pretty horse cow

Soon Indian got plenty on call.

Well, we don't want to see
our Indian friends go hungry.

We'll share our food with you.

All you need, Chris, and we'll give you
all of our meat and salt.

You need all you can use
for you and your family until hunting gets

better

supplies.

We only have enough for ourselves.

I got to do something.

You are a real rabble on the plains
will be sniping at us day and night.

We won't have a horse left.

And Ana and Steve is blind.

We'll be lucky.

They'll round up a few hundred of our
relatives and come right out in attack.

Know about my g*n?

It would be better to go on short rations

for a while
and spend the next month fighting Indian

people.

Well, how about a Jeep

with no good stuff on sale?

Why don't you shut up?

I'm tired of.

Well.

Mariachi,
I ought to be in Appalachia a whole month.

Before going to.

Next time you want them Buffalo Pat,
you tell me.

I catch them.

Stronger.

Stronger all over America.

I'm going to start by skinning you alive.

They'll take it easy.

Don't do anything foolish.

You are not going to do anything foolish.

Those pirates just walked out of here
with better than $200 worth of foodstuffs.

This whole train's liable to have to go on
hap rations because of you and Clyde.

Well, gee whiz, Mr. Crazy
at what Clyde for.

And that's the last time
I'm going to hear that, too.

What are you gonna do,
Beatrice? What are you going to.

They don't take
that animal out somewhere and sh**t it.

No, Bill, please.

Sure. Chris,

don't. Please, Please.

Mr. Quincy.

No, Charlie,
I warned you. All right, all right.

As long as
we didn't have any serious trouble.

But this has gone too far.

That buffalo has got to go.

Go ahead.

No, will not.

Please, please don't.

Chris.

I just remember that
Murphy wagon's got a bad axle.

I've got to go check it, Duke. Here

you go. sh**t him. Who, me?

Yeah, you,
I guess. The course Take care of.

I can't go around sh**ting Buffalo.

Look, you didn't come along
just for the ride.

Go sh**ting,

dog. Got it.

It's Charlie Critter.
He ought to. Don't you look at me.

I'm not going to talk to that poor dumb
animal or more.

You've got to sh**t something. sh**t me.

All right,

I'll do it.

Duke's right.

I'll do it.

I got tied into all of this.

I got to get him out.

The ain't right.

No stranger should do it.

I'm serious, Charlie. I'll do it.

I trust me.

You'll never know what hit him.

Now, Now.

I had to do it.

I know what I did have to do it.

I know that.

Well, shut up, then.

I won't let

the dog.

I knew
Clyde had better sense in the matter.

Our people thought animals were smart.

I reckon.

I've never known
anybody thought any more of you

were the same kind of folk.

Fine.

I wish you hadn't done that.

If we look like a couple, go take it.

No place to go in the world

is rolling along where the wind blows.

Fine.

It's like my mother used to say,

you know, it's a miracle or something.

When you meet somebody

that really loves you.

But I reckon
I won't meet anybody like you anymore.

Rick, I don't want to

hurt you too much.

I just take a look at that away.

Lots of land out there.

Good buffalo grass follows your humble,

happy little sheep
buffalo out there somewhere

waiting for you to

back right.

I'll be looking for you.

I can't do it.

I'm going to stop it.

No, we suffered much.

You say word

yesterday looking off.

He wasn't afraid of me
standing there with a g*n.

I was his friend,

but going up alongside his

Paula Kruger was like
k*lling myself was awful.

Charlie, I'm sorry I made you do it.

I tried, Mr. Chris.

Quite, but your hand

from your hand.

I guess I'll just have to.

Live with it

for. Quite.

Some time so

that.

Don't dog on your side.

Sometimes I don't think it's a good thing.

I told you to get his.

Better be good, Mr. Chris. Honest.

I expected to sh**t him.

Had the g*n laid right
alongside of his. Here.

There He turned
round, looked up at me with them big eyes.

And ain't no man
living could pull that trigger.

Laid the g*n alongside if it hadn't fired
kicking the slats a couple of times.

And by right,
he could be halfway to Canada by now.

Yes, sir.

You know, Chris,
we got to run across more Buffalo any day.

I think if we take Clyde
and keep him tied up around the clock,

when we do run across that herd,
we can turn him loose.

One will get you 100.
You'll join up with him.

I'll never see him again.

Make sense, Mr. Hill.

Buffalo run
a hundred miles by another buffalo.

I know that there doesn't seem to be a man
in the whole train

with cron up to sh**t the critter.
Guess we'll have to try.

But he's your responsibility, Bill.

And he better stay out of trouble.
No worry about that, Chris.

Time off the supply wagon.

He figures on going any place,
you'll have to drag

a couple of tons of wagon along with him.

And don't you go messing around with him
either.

Oh, yes, sir.

Mr. Hock, you're the boss.

You know.

How you doing?

Plating?

I would like

French broken Sherman

and Buffalo.

I'm going to k*ll it.

You don't have to. I will.

They'll get some orders with.

I'll let you tend to one of the boys
fault.

I can't let that make any difference.

My heart could have been k*lled.

Doesn't give us any choice. Mr. Heil.

Oh, hello, Mr. Seidel.

Excuse me.

You're looking for Mr. Worcester,
aren't you?

Well, that's right.

Have you seen him? About an hour ago.

Asked me to give you this.

What's that supposed to mean?

Somebody said he found it in Clydeside
instead of along to that Chairman By.

Where did you see Charlie?

Right here.

It was putting some things together.

I think you ran away, Mr. Hill.

I know he's a grown man, but I think
that's what the difference between us.

I don't blame him. Mr. Hill.

I think of the way I treated him.

Yes, I know how you must feel inside out.

Well, thank you very much.

Well,
if he's right, Chris, things are gone.

Very good after him.

Oh, not tonight. In the morning.

You're a long way away by then.

A lot of he has cried. William, hurry.

Hurry up.

A buffalo

replied.

Don't you worry, Clyde.

We'll get out of here.

We go to California, Wyoming, someplace
or anywhere with a lot of open country.

A tall grass.

If you and me, we don't need anybody else.

No more wagon train for us.

Anybody comes around bother you too?

I'll get some of that shotgun. Don't
you worry about that.

You get here.

Well,

maybe Chris or Bill or some of them
come by to stop in for a cup of my coffee.

We'll let him stay for a while.

Keep an eye on you. Bet you that.

Well, Clyde,

I guess we better get going.

Find out right.

And we'll go to cover

a lot of ground on that buffalo, Chris
and our

tracker off of fresh

catch up with him by nightfall wearing

that.

What's the matter with you?

Well, I don't know any of them.

I don't know what

would act like it.

I might

find you all after you.

I didn't see that. Keep up all of it.

I don't blaming it either, Clyde.

That sort of thing going have to wait till
we get back. You remember?

I dog.

Are you glad? Come back here.

But you leave her alone.

I My God, you're forgetting.

All right.

You got about 5 minutes of your old buddy
Charlie.

You remember.

That? I've given up everything. For.

Bye bye now.

Was glad.

Really? You

tried to.

You know, you couldn't
keep him forever when you found him.

He was hurt, scared, lonely.

When helped him, you were his friend.

Sooner or later, he's bound to leave.

I reckon you're right, Mr.

Chris.

I'm a people.

I buffalo.

If you took my advice,

I was at Charlie.

I told him we got to California,
we'd start a buffalo ranch.

Looks like that's what he's got in
mind, too.

Has all the earmarks of it.

I'm going to miss him, Mr. Chris.

You know, it was almost like

Clyde. Me with brother.

Well, cheer up, Charlie.

You might have lost old Clyde, but
you know you're going to be the only man

in history
that'll be an honest to beat Buffalo on.

Yeah,

yeah,

I will, won't I?

Buffalo?

We got to call.