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05x01 - My Heart Is Rejoicing

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Drag Race España". Aired: 30 May 2021 – present.*
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It is the Spanish adaptation of the Drag Race franchise.

05x01 - My Heart Is Rejoicing

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The winner of Drag Race España
will get a full year of Krash Kosmetics

products for free, a crown and
scepter, and fifty thousand euros in total.

Today, we’re joined by our
judging panel, featuring Ana Locking,

Javier Calvo,

and Javier Ambrossi.

And with our special guest judge: Amaia!

And I’m just losing my mind!

Because I like to pull it out of my
a*s... and I just shove it in

my mouth.

I’m Alexandra del Raval... and I
am this season’s neighborhood vedette.

I’m the first one here!

Oh my God!

Wow, what kind of fantasy is this, honey!

I’m twenty-seven years old,
and I come from the fabulous...

the marvelous, the incredible, the juicy
neighborhood of... El Raval.

Alright, f*ck it!

My drag is a mix of cabaret, kind of showgirl
diva... with a bit of tacky

glam and street flavor, honey, and
just a touch of roughness from the barrio.

So watch out, I’m coming in
and I’ll take you down.

Well, okay then, let’s see...

um, who’s coming in next.

Mmmm.

With boobs... and no p*ssy,

Here comes Granny,

Yes, I am Margarita Kalifata!

I am Margarita Kalifata. And
listen, I’m the blonde temptation. I’m

like Córdoba’s salmorejo, kid—
Rich, irresistible, and totally Spanish.

Tough as vinegar, and with not one, but
two pairs of hard-boiled ba*ls.

Hey, ladies!

Funny. Were you inspired
by a fried egg or something?

No, sweetie.

My name’s Margarita, so I’m
coming as a daisy. If I were named Rosa,

I’d be here with, you know,
a giant rose on me.

Yeah, I’m the fifth
member of Sex and the City.

So, how dare you call me
a fried egg, honey?

Where you're going, honey?
Someone's gonna have to wheel you in just to

keep up.

I've beaten you, sweetie, sorry! Mwah.

I can't stand you. Why are hers
bigger than mine? I wanted to be the busty

queen here.

Because I’m just bigger than
you, period, honey

No, just kidding.

I brought two big Huelva melons with me,
honey... So, of course she wishes

she could rock these, right, ladies?

I’m what you order,
she’s what actually shows up.

Oh honey, look, this is
wild— tata! We finally made it!

Isn’t this gorgeous, huh!

I love giving everything I’ve got on
stage... Because Margarita can go

home happy... if she
just sees people laughing.

Mmm, I just love eggs.

q*eers!

Franco... is dead.

So, welcome to the reign of Laca Udilla!

Yas baby, let’s go!

I'm Laca Udilla. I'm
twenty-seven years old and I'm here...

to stage a coup.

I'm off to face the
firing squad with my girls.

That’s the most iconic Spanish mustache—
Juan y Medio, eat your

heart out!

What are you even doing here?

So what’s all this about the Laca
Udilla Regime, sweetheart?

Oh, so you just want to
stroll in and boss everyone around?

Well, you just ran into Alexandra
del Raval, darling.

Someone’s gotta bring the law here, right?

Well, I heard all the wild girls
were coming here, so I had

to bring my fiercest vibe, ladies.

Laca Udilla is kind of a nickname
my friends gave me.

Heh.

Because maybe, you know, I’m
a little bossy, a little loud.

If I need to curse you out,
I’ll tell you to your face... Mmm.

Sweetheart... I
honestly can’t stand you, cutie.

I’m gonna have to show you the place.

Show me the house.

You came here and just held yourself back.

See, at the end of the day, like it or
not, all my besties have been here

and spilled every
last bit of tea to me. Ha!

Because... I’m super tight with
everyone— yeah, even the

famous ones.

But my real best friend,
just for ages now... is Pakita.

Eh, Hornella’s my partner in
crime and my bestie, of course. Le

Cocó, too. And then, my Andalusian
family — even if I’m not

actually Andalusian, you know, but
I’m basically there, right? So,

pretty much!

Oh honey!

Oh my...!

Heyyy, girlies!

Oh, that wasn’t me being
inclusive, that’s just Valencian— in case you

were wondering.

Hey ladies, how’s it going? I’m
Ferrxn, I’m twenty-seven years old, and I come

from the greatest city in
the world— Valencia!

Which in Spanish means: I’m Ferrxn,
I’m twenty-two, and I come

from Valencia— which, let’s be real,
is way better than your city.

That is wild, queen!

What are you doing here?

Seriously, what are you doing?

Oh, somebody k*ll me!

That is too much!

Actually, I'm an archaeologist,
and my real hidden talent? Sneaking my

way into jobs I have no business being in.

I’ve just rolled with whatever they’ve
thrown my way, and look,

now I’m even on Drag Race España.

Hey cuties!

Hi!

Hey bestie, Ferrxn, nice to meet ya.

The pleasure’s all mine, my love.

The circus has rolled into town, darling.

Sit down, honey.

Let’s show them the
house. Let's give them the tour.

The house, yeah.

Ferrxn comes from a lot of places. I’ve
always really loved comedy, but

in the end, I wound up in a
wonderful drag family rooted in burlesque—

And that’s also tied to
my history studies.

So I tried to throw everything together
and create this super

over-the-top character, with a big
face, with comedy... really,

really fabulous... But
honestly, give me a p*ssy and a stage,

I’m set— and you can chill out, too.

Whoa!

Oh my gosh!

Whoa.

I have arrived.

And I come from the future.

And you ladies... are not in it.

Hello, ladies. I am Krystal Forever. I'm
twenty-five years old— backwards...

and I am from...

Yes, Venezuela.

How's it going?

I didn't think you were actually coming.

Nice to meet you.

The Spanish RuPaul, darling. Hello.

Hi.

Come on in.

Honestly, I feel so lucky that, you
know, the actual RuPaul herself

came to visit us in the workshop.

With her two little g*ns— but
only one actually worked.

Hey, what’s up?

Doing great! Here we are.

What a serve!

That's scandalous, darling!

I'm bursting with excitement.

Fresh.

Krystal Forever's drag is like a drag
totally chameleonic, honey.

She does spot-on
impersonations of famous divas, and

she's super high-energy on stage.

Wanna see the house?

Let’s see it.

She’s the tour guide.

Come on, show me.

She does this for everyone —
I thought I was special!

Same here.

This is the chill-out zone, you
can take as many siestas as you want.

She is so annoying,
showing the space to everyone.

You should’ve been a tour guide
instead of a drag queen.

Hold still, makes me nervous!

I can’t!

Alright, go take a little time-out in
the corner and think about what

you've done.

Here comes someone.

What’s that? Oh, a strip club.

I'm Nori, I'm twenty-eight. I’m the
biggest gym rat, the hottest,

the blondest, and the
baddest Motomami of the season.

Hey there!

She came here to slay— gorgeous!

I’m Margarita.

Nori.

My drag style is all about
one, the looks...

Going naked, going more
naked, going all the way naked.

So what's up?

All good— here we are, right?

Feeling happy, not so happy, nervous?

So happy, so happy— it was
about time, right?

Another one I know. Yup...

I know her too.

So pretty... maybe turn it
down a notch, honey.

With the bronzer on— just so gorgeous,
so gorgeous, honey.

-From Madrid?
-Extremadura.

How old?

-Extremadura?
-Badajoz.

I already knew that.

Yes, mama!

Ladies... when a new queen rises... the
old one just starts to fade away.

She totally snatched Farala’s wig.

I’m Eva Harrington, and I’m this season’s
humble diva, even if my

eyebrow says otherwise. See, it’s
drawn way up like this, you

know? It looks like something it’s not.

Hair to the front!

Look at that gaggle of queerdos!

How’s it going, sweetheart?

Who are you calling a q*eer?

I’m a dude.

Eva just walked in and tore up
a photo of Carmen Farala.

There’ve been other winners already.

I get why you wouldn't want
to show a picture of Pitita on

camera, it doesn't look great,

but Carmen did it years ago, sweetheart.

Hey, are you from where Dita’s from?

Yeah, yeah.

Tenerife’s back again. Again— but thank
god! I’m gonna be the Canary,

but with talent.

Alright? The others might be good at
a few things, but honestly, I’m

almost good at everything. Good thing I
said I was the ‘humble diva, ’ right?

A bit of humility.

Lady Gaga.

Totally wiped out.

Sagittaria?

Hey!

Yeah.

Shh.

Season five.

Ahem.

Sorry.

Act Five.

The Black Swan enters the stage.

Wow.

Dafne Mugler.

My name is Dafne Mugler, and I’m
the beauty of the season.

Now I’m just a dude, but wait and see.

Hey!

Gorgeous! What a scandal, girl.

So shame on you, darling.

Total annihilation. Ah! We
didn’t even get to say hi today, huh?

No.

Muah.

I’m strong in every part of drag, babe.
You'll see I’m the total package.

People might think I’m a baby
queen because I’ve only been doing drag

for two years, but mmm, nope— I’m
already a seasoned queen.

And I’m the first ever
ballet dancer on Drag Race España.

My name’s Dafne Mugler— oh, I
haven’t even said it yet, have I? I’m

just like...

How old are you, darling?

Just twenty.

Yeah, right— bullshit.

No way.

I am twenty, girl!

Where did I land?

Exactly twenty. Two, zero.

Out. Now.

Dafne just walked in and I’m scared
of this badass b*tch.

Because she’s so young, I haven’t
met her in person,

but I know what she does. The girl’s
a dancer— and if you’re up against her,

there’s no way you’re winning.
Just no way.

Oh!

Oh, I don’t believe you.

Watch out for her.

Wow.

Oh!

A stench of testosterone!

And obviously... that's not me.

Me neither, okay?

Well, maybe a little.

I'm Nix, I'm
twenty-eight, and I'm from Alicante.

Alicante, Valencia, Copenhagen, Oslo.

More international than Bad Gyal herself.

Now that's a woman, did you see that?

Wow, so many guys!

Look at all that beard, so handsome!

Well, what Nix does, is just
serve, some trans p*ssy

Period.

That’s what Nix does. All day, every day.

Hey sweetie, how are you?

Mwah... mwah.

I love fashion, and honestly... what
I'm best at is always turning out a better

look than whoever's next to me.
Like... every single time, you know, it

just happens.

I'm going to stand over here—
It's my good side.

Of course.

You can see all the back
of Lux's hair. Wasn't it Lux?

Nix is it?

Crash? I’m not sure.

Nix.

Right?

That’s it.

So how many are Valencian here?

You too?

Me too.

Yes.

Well, you'll see...

This is the season of
the Valencian queens, huh?

But you don’t live in Valencia, tell them.

No, no, I actually live in Copenhagen.

Damn, girl. Seriously.

I'm the international queen, darling.

Of course, Copenhague!

That little diva.

I don’t know who the f*ck
you are, babe, huh.

You know, a little bit of...

No way.

No...

Oh!

A total queen.

Take that.

The Greco has
arrived, you starving queens!

Like a woman, SatinBesos. Let
her tell us all about it.

Woo!

Let’s go!

Yeahhh!

Hi ladies. I am Satín Greco, and I'll
tell you... I am not a drag

queen, darling.

I’m a big-time travesti. All
this drag, drag, drag stuff, that’s

in America, f*gg*t.

But here in Spain, we call ourselves
travestis, honey. Or,

you know, transformistas.

Yeah... Torremolinos
is in the house, darling!

What a queen!

She is Mother.

Hey... my ladies!

Oh wow.

We’re screwed, girls.

Wait, over here. Hey there, sexy.

Honey... this is just, a
real hide-under-the-table moment.

I tell you. Who let her in here?

You know, she is a drag
legend... She is the mother of dragons,

honey. Yes, the Daenerys Targaryen...

but make her drag.

We have to show you around.

What, darling? What are you talking about?

The bacalao route.

That's the real tea, babe.

It’s always been this way.

Don’t talk to me in English, OK?

Check out what we have here.

Drag is everything to me.

And obviously, it's how I make a living
and how I express myself.

Plus, it's what puts food on the
table and pays for the lights, the water,

you name it. I mean, it’s everything.

I've spent twenty-one years doing
impersonations of Isabel Pantoja,

Rocío Jurado, Lola Flores,
and Sara Montiel.

Mixing up all the
folklóricas, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam!

And here it is the maricón, darling.

Just like a woman.

We’re already in, no turning back now.

Everybody out!

Eh, eh, eh, eh.

Hey, how cute!

I totally blanked!

I'm Denébola Murnau... And I'm the
porcelain clown of this Drag

Race España... season five.

Sweetie!

Let’s do this.

Delighted y'all!

How’s it going?

Mwah. Awful, thanks for asking.

I’d say I’m a drag queen who’s,
uh, weird, alternative.

To me, drag is performance
art... So I don’t play a character... I

am Denébola.

Now we've got the whole circus. Look,
the clown, the strong woman.

Wait, what? Me, the strong woman?

She’s a wonder. I always thought
I was the cute one.

And I was gonna be... the rebel.

Denébola... did you do all of
that outfit by yourself?

Definitely not.

Like, we all know... drag doesn’t
have hard rules... but for me... my one

rule is: you just have to grab attention.

Drag should be bold... colorful... loud
and dazzling. You can't show up

in drag...

...and have no one notice you.

If I wasn’t here to stir things
up, my name would be 'The Quiet One. '

No, she’s La Escándalo!

Wow!

I am La Escándalo. I’m twenty-six years
old, and I am a f*cking scandal!

Come on! Let’s go!

You're all gorgeous!

My darling.

She’s La Escándalo from Twitter, ladies.

What a doll, honey!

One of the fiercest on Twitter,
for sure— this queen is famous because

her tongue is just as dramatic and showy
as a gown with a mile-long train.

She does whatever pops into her head...

She types it.

...and blasts it straight onto Twitter—
Girl’s been feuding with half of Spain!

Honestly, I thought you were RuPaul.

If only!

My drag? I think it’s all about not
taking anything too seriously.

I would kinda call
myself the clown of the group.

I always try to keep everyone laughing,

until I get tired of hearing my own voice.

Looks like we’re all twelve here now.

Seriously?

Let the games begin, ladies!

I see so much variety... They’re gonna
give me a run for my money!

So I will have to elbow my way
to the front, you know what I mean?

Ladies... hold on to your
fries, marichocho!

Come on, let’s go!

Oh, wow!

Let’s gooooo!

I’ve waited my whole life for
this alarm to go off.

And now I can actually hear
it, it’s happening!

It’s here... it’s coming, it’s almost
here. I can feel it, mama!

Our lady Supremme’s on her way!

Season five...

Season five…

It will be sharp…

And it will cut deep… into your hearts.

Aww.

Oh girls, "heart" rhymes
with whatever your minds desires.

But my writer, by
contract… can't write dirty jokes.

Feel your hearts pounding?

How’s everybody’s pulse?

I...

I swear... my heart is so happy, so
full of joy... seeing so much…

Talent!

Olé!

Call me, call me loud and proud...

We’re about to meet each other.

Hello, hello, hello, ladies!

No, no way!

It’s real, it’s actually real!

Wow!

Watching Supremme come down those
stairs... that’s when

you realize... it’s really
happening, queens.

I want to welcome you, ladies... officially
to the fifth season...

of Drag Race España!

For the first time this season five...
the winner will take home...

a whole year supply of Recovo fabrics.

Wow.

One year of free Krash Kosmetics products.

Ole!

A crown.

A scepter.

Bring it on.

And thirty thousand...

Excuse me?

No, no, no. Excuse me, honey? Excuse
me. We are not settling

for just thirty thousand euros.

You take fifty thousand euros.

Yes!

No way, that’s wild!

Yeah, ladies. You heard it... now
it's fifty grand, darling!

You queens are absolutely wild! I love
it! You’ve just bumped us up

by twenty thousand euros— honestly, you’re
so cute I just wanna eat you up!

So, who’s up for... taking a dip...

...in the buff?

Oh! Yas!

Of course we’re always down
for a skinny dip.

Come on, queens... we
don’t have a second to lose!

Oh, pit crew!

Hey there!

Ladies!

Come on, let’s go!

I barely made it out of one whirlwind
and I am watching

the gays— skinny dipping in the pool.

Ugh, what a drag!

Like I was saying, ladies...

Our hearts just skip a beat.

And a leap is exactly what you all
need to do... to take in this

drag-approved pool... if
you want to snag yourself...

a heart.

You know, as much as we love a packed
workroom... you’re all gonna

have to keep sashaying down that runway...

In more ways than one, right?

Yas.

So... it just absolutely
breaks our hearts to see you go...

Hey!

I had to break them so
everyone could get a piece of my heart.

And you better find your half, because
let me tell you... this is

going to matter during the whole season.

And trust me... none of you
ladies... wants to compete without a heart!

Am I right?

No.

No.

And here they go, babbling about— now
it’s the heart, now it’s not.

Spill it, darling... Just spill
it, you my little chick.

On three,

two, one...

Into the water, queens!

Yes, I just jumped in like a total maniac.

I’m sinking!

And I was the first
one out with the heart.

Looks like we’ve got a queen with
half a heart right there.

Girl... I am just totally
lost... my wig's shedding everywhere...

I’m tossing ba*ls left and
right... I am a hot mess, seriously.

Got it!

Let’s head to—

I grabbed it myself!

Another half a heart.

Nori lost her corset... but hey, she
doesn’t mind going naked, right?

Nope.

I got it!

Oh, here’s another one! Another!

Honestly, darling... I’m having a fabulous
time right now, so I don’t care

about finding any heart... I just want
to pelt everyone of these f*gs

with ba*ls!

Oh, poor thing if you can't find your other
half. Eva’s already got hers, too.

Done!

Kristal’s paired up, too! Try
to get out if you can.

I can’t find a thing!

Got it! Got it!

I’m getting super
nervous here, seriously, huh!

Somebody help me. Pit Crew!

Laca Udilla found her
match... So go on through, darling.

I got it!

There’s another one!

Arturo and Víctor, please... come in and
help these two ladies as soon as

you can, okay?

I ended up in second-to-last
place with Alexandra. The two of us are

fighting to find a heart,
because there’s definitely not enough

for everyone.

Help the jester, you son of a—

Ay!

There’s anotherrrr one!

Ferrxn’s got half.

Already got a problem here.

What the f*ck I should do with this?

There, there!

There it is!

With the whole production I’ve got
and these massive boobs...

obviously it was a bit tougher for me.

I’m not Laca Udilla, and I’m certainly
not that other queen

in a busted old rag, okay, honey?

Pay close attention... because
this season...

Having... a big heart...

...could save you...

of the elimination.

Wow!

What does this mean?

Of course, this is Drag Race
España— nobody’s handing you anything for

free here.

Each eliminated queen... will leave behind
half a heart as she exits...

and she’ll give it to
only one of her fellow queens.

Only one queen... can become the heir.

The queen who manages to...
get a whole heart...

She’ll have to use it that same day... in
order to save another contestant...

or to save herself...

even if you’re in the bottom three.

Any queen who uses the power
granted by that heart... will be left

with nothing.

So if she ends up eliminated without having
received another half heart...

she’ll have nothing to leave behind.

Is that clear to you all?

Yes.

The heart is a huge
advantage... because it can totally save you

from elimination.

So, now this has stopped
being a drag queen competition, and

actually turned into a game of strategy.

Because, of course, if you
don’t get along with someone, they’re

not going to give you their heart.

So, to make all of this
happen, of course, hmm, what do I

need? Well— a first elimination!

Have you thought who it might be? Hm?

Maybe.

Don't tell us... let us see
for ourselves... when you show off

your talents... Because in
this week's Maxi Challenge, we want

to see what you can do best.

And that’s why we’ve called it...

Welcome to the Talent Show!

What a fantasy!

Alright, darling, enough with
the extravaganza— let’s

just keep it plain old Spanish.

Welcome to the talent of Spain!
Long live Spain— olé!

And do you know who sings
that 'welcome to the show' song?

Yes.

So we present our first guest
judge who is a true expert in talents...

and shows.

Amaia.

Legend.

Hi, how are you? I’m Amaia and I
was so excited to come to your show...

because here, everyone
gets their time on the runway.

Such a huge Amaia fan.

Honestly, I really don’t want to
screw things up in front of Amaia, but

oh well...

And remember, best of luck...

And don’t, f*ck it - up.

Buh-bye.

Bye.

Let’s go! Let’s go! Let’s go woman!

Watch out.

I can’t.

My suitcase!

Watch out!

Alright, let’s drop the whole act now.
This is the real deal... so,

let’s see each other as we really are.

Ladies’ corner.

Feeling comfy!
Careful, we might get burned!

Let's go!

Yes, let's show the
real men you've got inside!

Yes, like a woman!

Up yours, wig! Ah!

At last...

we can finally take all this off.

Agh!

We can barely squeeze in here, huh?

I swear, I hate drag. I hate it!

I see people taking off their makeup...
their wigs... their boobs

and everything, and honestly...

I’m seeing some things I really like.

Real hair! The first reveal
of the season! Olé!

Damn, honey, what an a*s!

Is that their real hair?

Robocop, you're out.

Ooooh!

Girl... oh, honey!

Oh!

Even out of drag, to be honest, there
are some good-looking folks...

And just folks.

Make it look cheap!

Olé, queen!

Come and get it, honey! Bargain prices!
One euro, just one euro!

What was that scream?

The cash?

Give me a scream, come on! I
want to hear you scream!

Long live the t*tties!

And may they blossom, ladies!

Behind me I've got Satín Greco
screaming with Margarita Kalifata, who honestly

looks a little like
Pepe Viyuela. Even in drag.

She’s fierce.

Listen up, are you going to get
this or what? Can someone please

explain, ladies?

No idea.

You gotta hand the hearts over
to Mother Greco. Bam!

Okay, since no one else gets
it, that camera’s mine.

Shhh.

I’ve got one.

If someone else… leaves,

they can just give it to me if I'm their
bestie, or if they're trying

to mess with me.

And when I get my own...

I have both parts...

I have the power to save one of my
sisters from... the final...

lipsync.

Alright, so...

Yes, this could be a poisoned
apple! Watch out!

Let's sing, ladies! Loco mia!

Get your bacos on. Shut all down.

Da-da-da-da-da!

Wow, look at you all— so neat and tidy!

Whenever she can take it off.

Literally.

Half an hour!

She’s gonna end up
with a hernia in her back.

A tax hernia.

Tax.

I’m seeing tons of
talent... so much artistry... so many

different personalities... So I absolutely
think winning this season

is actually gonna be really tough, honey.

Alright, bring in my gays!

One.

Two.

Three!

Mm, four!

Yas, queens! Listen.

And the NBs!

The non-binary ones!

So... what does that make us?

Boom-boom. Boom-boom.

Here, snaccs.

Day one, ladies!

I have no idea what... the Jota Carajota’s
tiger is doing here.

Hey, but what about the talent? Yas...

Talent. What you all
got ready? Let’s hear it.

All I’m gonna tell you is— you
better bring it, because

my talent’s coming in hot, darling.

Some people are feeling
pretty confident... considering

how little talent I see at this table.

Honestly, I think we’re all
kinda sh1tting ourselves because the

talent show...

It’s one of the toughest
challenges here in Drag Race... and they

hit us with it like the first day.

And I also think it's about showing
off what you really do

best, what your true strength is.

I’m curious about Nori’s. Never seen it.

I’m gonna do what I do best: make a
look out of whatever I can get.

Yas!

In just a minute?

In a minute.

Sewing machine or hot glue g*n?

Glue? No way.

Come on, we’ve all made outfits with hot
glue. No one’s fooling anyone here.

Speak for yourself, darling.

There’s things and things.

You've never used silicone?

The only thing I want in
silicone are these.

You never made an outfit with hot
glue, or used a glue g*n.

These are the only
silicones, honey. You are so tacky.

Okay, quit the q*eer nonsense and let’s
just get our makeup on already.

Alright, let’s go!

Come on, ladies!

Y'all so extra.

A big, tough talent show is coming.

Though I gotta say, I see
some people are a little uptight,

a little nervous, but me?

I know exactly what I'm doing.

Alright ladies, are we ready for
the talent show or what?

Of course we are, darling.

Are you nervous, Satín?

Restless, but not nervous.

If I were you, I’d feel a little pressure…
because of who you are.

I’m under a lot of
pressure. I really want to do well.

I've been living off
shows for twenty-one years now.

You have to be competitive here... because
there’s a lot at stake, darling.

Besides, when it comes down
to it, your rep means more than

the fifty they stick in the envelope.

I just hope I’m not the first one out.

Hey, honestly, I don’t
really know much... about your

story, Margarita.

What are you up to?

Well, honestly, I used to have a web
series I did with a girl from a

tough neighborhood.

Are you an actress?

Of course, I’m a real actress, not just
someone who does three TikToks

and suddenly thinks they’re
an actress... I actually have a

degree. So... I mean, I was
always imitating myself, you know...

Like, playing LGBT+ characters?

I never wanted to do drag… because
I had this kind of

internalized h*m*,
like this shame where I’d think,

like, here I am studying acting...

Like, now I actually work in
the drag scene, but...

People aren’t going to take me seriously.
I’ve wanted to do drag

for such a long time, so...

So, as soon as I finished
the show, I just said, look...

I’m going to do what makes me
happy— what I really want.

Of course.

Without this...

I just wanted to be happy.

I’d already been through enough, so
I said… I’m gonna become a drag

queen, yes.

And suddenly, here I am.

Darlings! Hey, how are we doing, darlings?

They’re painting themselves and
we’re putting on our faces.

Go for it!

Honestly, it really, really scares
me, because… I mean, live in Copenhagen,

you know.

Right, you live in Copenhagen now.

And never... Actually,
I’ve never performed in Spain.

Me neither.

Well, once in Madrid.

And yeah... this is
kinda new for me, but hey...

No risk, no reward.

Yeah, that’s true.

Honestly, I’m kinda freaking
out— not gonna lie.

But hey, I’m confident in my talent.

Listen, I’m here to serve
looks, that’s really... my main goal.

Let’s go for it. Period.

Y olé!

Welcome everybody to the main stage...
of Drag Race España!

Olé!

Oh, it feels so good to be home,
doesn't it? Am I right?

Oh, you know I love a
little sparkle... a spotlight... a

runway... and my dearly beloved judges.

Aww.

So happy to be here!

Javier Ambrossi.

What’s up, Supremme?

That makes five.

Five!

Tell me... how many more seasons do
you really think we have with

all the drag talent in Spain for?

Oof, have you ever seen The Golden Girls?

Sure.

Remember?

Yes.

Well, with all the talent we’ve
got in Spain, the four of us are going

to end up just like this.

Oh... I hope so, I really do!

My dearest and beautiful... Ana Locking.

Woo!

So, girl.. tell me what does
our runway have...

that New York, Paris,
Milan, or even Torremolinos don’t?

That's an easy one, honey... Ana Locking.

Absolutely!

Ovah, ovah!

Javier Calvo, my dearest.

Hey, Supremme!

Does your heart break too when
you go too long without seeing our

beloved queens?

Well, you have to remember,
I wake up every day next to a

Snatch Game rendition of Mercedes Milà.

Let’s check in with the house.

And in a season where we're celebrating
the heart... we have with

us today, someone who managed to steal
the hearts of all around Spain.

-Amaia, welcome.
-Thank you!

How are you all?

Woo!

Thank you so, so much.

Amaia, what are you hoping
for from our show?

Well, honestly, I just want to have an amazing
time, because this is my first

time judging anything... and I love that
it’s Drag Race. I mean, so far I’m

having a blast... the energy
here is incredible.

And when you sit at this table really
puts you in the mood...

Like, makes you wanna let loose and
definitely give someone a piece

of your mind, just tell them, you know?

Wonderful. Well, we are absolutely
thrilled to have you

join us for this very first episode.

Thank you so much.

And in just a moment, we’ll welcome
you all to our talent show.

And for our very first runway... we've
asked the queens to show us

who they really are... so we get to know
them inside and out from day one.

The category is: Two-Faced Realness.

Racers... start your engines and may

the best Drag Queen win!

Yes!

We welcome you to: the Talent Show!

And now, let's feel the fierceness and
experience... of Krystal Forever.

Woo!

Ooooh!

Woo... woo!

Take that.

Woohoo!

LET'S GO!

Boom!

Boom!

Damn! For being fifty-two, that
b*tch can really move.

Woohoo!

Woohoo!

Bravo!

She just gave us... a
masterclass in what a drag show is

all about... Yes, I mean—

The voice of the Canary
Islands has arrived to blow us away.

Eva Harrington!

The girl’s got some serious pipes, honey!

Honestly, if this were another show,
I’d be spinning my chair for her right now.

Hey, careful with that carrot, bunny!

Woo! Woo!

Eva!

I did NOT see that coming!

Total bombshell Jessica Rabbit
vibes— loved it.

The next act is
promising to be educational.

La Escándalo!

Feel up.

Don’t clap or we’ll lose the magic.

Let’s go!

Because you know your
safety, is our utmost priority.

Tutututu.

Woo!

Bravo, queen!

Absolutely love it!

A class on sexuality is always
a good idea— especially when it’s

this enlightening.

Elegance and discipline— brought
to you by Dafne Mugler.

Whoa!

Yes!

Yes!

Wow.

Bravo!

Come on! Come on!

Wow.

So goooood!

Totally floored.

I really hope it looks even half as cool
on TV as it did here in person,

because it was just... mind-blowing.

Such a well-balanced… talent.

Never reflected better...

with Margarita Kalifata.

No way!

Come on!

Y olé!

Yes!

Heat! Yes.

I'm literally peeing myself!
This is just... hilarious, honey.

The best.

Ah!

Oh honey!

Oh darling!

Yas, give it up!

Oh, Margarita...

You were absolutely k*lling it up there.

It just breaks my heart... that this
little slip happened at the end.

Fashion and the runway are just
two of her many talents.

Nix!

Good evening... to the ladies,
gentlemen, and—

Clowns.

I was about to start
juggling, but honestly, looks like

the circus kicked off without me.

Maybe what we really need here tonight...

is some fashion advice.

First things first: ladies
and gentleman, any coats we wear

absolutely must be faux... why?
Because we’re totally

against animal cruelty, of course.

So don’t you worry, Ferrxn, my
darling... because animals

like her... have rights too, you know.

Ooooh!

We all love a good reveal... but if
you’re just gonna show off one

of those... um, tacky bodysuits
like Dafne Mugler wears, honey, well...

The only thing you’re revealing,
honey... is your lack

of budget.

Uuuh.

I honestly don’t know what Nix is doing—
Is this a reading, a roast, or a

demonstration on how to be
the first to go home?

And corsets...

Oh! Ah!

Look like they
were... way too tight on you.

So go ahead and grab
any g*y you’ve got nearby.

And when it starts
squeezing you from the back— Ooooh!

Or, you know, someone else
can help you put on your bling.

The jewelry has to be fabulous.

It should be heavier
than, the Javis themselves.

And bigger than their house.

Girl, you are k*lling me! Oh!

Oh my god, I almost spit
out my potatoes...

Fabulous.

Anyway... as I was
saying, about the jewelry...

It’s gotta be top-notch.

Not cheap stuff that turns
your skin green.

Because to throw some shade...

I'm your girl.

Woo!

All good. First day and suuuper chatty—
Totally normal for day one.

Good thing Nix didn’t come for me,
I’m such an easy target, but

hey, you better keep your guard up!

Her talent is like a blank canvas...
anything could happen.

Denébola Murnau.

Oh, that is gorgeous!

I just love Denébola...
because she’s bringing us something

that's fresh.

And I’m all in.

I’m buying my ticket. Just take my money!

Doesn’t make a move without a plan.

Nori.

Oh!

Oh!

No!

That's it! Yeah!

Come on!

Come on!

One...

Whoa! Whoa!

Wow.

Wow, Nori! What talent!

Turning a curtain into a dress that
still looks like a curtain?

Gotta give points for effort!

She’s ready to leave not a
single q*eer standing.

Ferrxn!

Bravo!

Woo!

This is a f*cking banger!
People want it on Spotify right now!

Gorgeous.

Say it, honey!

Come on!

Yes... Ferrxn and the spark
plug are about to rake in the cash

with this total hit, honey.

Mama Greco, if you make a
music video, everyone’s gonna want

in— with some serious spark!

I seriously love Ferrxn, honestly.

With all the strength of the South,

we have the talent of Satín Greco.

Take that!

Boom!

Gorgeous!

I've got goosebumps.

Woo!

Bravooo!

Bravo!

Bravo!

And I mean it... Oh wow!

Please, Ana Locking, I don’t
want to lose it.

Thank you, really.

Bravo!

Thank you, thank you!

There are so many great things in
the world... there's the Eiffel Tower...

Loro Parque... but
seeing Satín Greco live...

It’s honestly one of the
most beautiful things there is.

We’re welcoming into our
harbor... a ship that is full... of Laca

Udilla’s talent!

Woohoo!

Woohoo!

Wow!

Oh girl... you really went off!

Now go give some love
to that rooster and hen...

that just came flying outta your throat.

We welcome the cabaret and the class

of Alexandra del Raval.

Wow.

Simply elegant… as refined as a crème
brûlée made with hot sauce.

Woo!

Honestly, she’s... um, a bit
wild for my taste, if I’m being real.

But I mean, she is a total blast.

That's a giant yes from me— love it!

The category is: Two-Faced Realness.

We have... Alexandra del Raval!

I show up... in this ruffled dress
that represents my showgirl, my diva side,

but also my cheeky, kid-at-heart
side, honey.

Is she about to get naked?

Yes? Yay! We love that, we do!

And when I whip off the skirt— boom!

Ah!

Here’s to that fine-a*s booty!

I’m a lazy bum who literally crapped
herself and didn’t even

bother to clean it up.

And on top of that, I’m going freaking
bald... from lying in bed

so much time, honey

And yeah, don’t f*ck it up.

Denébola Murnau!

I wanted to play a bit with the iconic
imagery of theater masks...

and that's because I feel like my drag
is very different... and I just

really love letting my emotions take the
lead in all my drag shows, honey.

The faces, Juan, the faces.

There are these two Denébolas playing
with each other… kissing…

hating each other, loving each other.

Straight to Bellevue.

Crazy or Liar.

I hope you all fall in love with this
look... in the same way I’ve

fallen for my two sides, two Denébolas.

Laca Udilla!

Tonight on the runway we’re
serving major waves... and that's because,

let’s be real... my talent was sailor-inspired,
and now I have

to keep that seafaring storyline going.

Paulina Rubio — but not a single
word of honor, darling.

And honey... I’ve got a
wig reveal too!

Change that swimsuit or
you’ll catch a UTI!

What I want to express is
my fear of rejection.

Each zipper I open just represents...

me opening up to the world and
letting you to know me...

Just a little more.

Dafne... Mugler.

I'm rocking a look inspired by
trees, to show how invisible I felt hiding

out back in my hometown.

Just don’t go out, on a limb, darling.

Incoming tree trunk!

Oh, oh!

Save the trees!

And now, I’m a disco ball... ready to
party all night in Torremolinos.

Damn, she looks fabulous.

With this look... I’m showing you
how I went from being repressed... to

truly free, and finally able
to be my real self.

Es Margarita... Kalifata!

I'm offering you my childhood in this.
I am like a cactus in the middle

of the desert. Because it’s true...
sometimes I really did

feel alone.

That’s me, spinning tracks.

But suddenly... you see me throw on
a suit covered in sparkling daisies...

and my happiness just bursts through...
because Margarita brings

out the very best in me.

One more flower and
it's me on a Friday night.

And I’m giving you everything I’ve got.

And you...

You better be buying what I’m selling.

Satín Greco.

Let me introduce you to the Virgin...
because the Virgin is our

Heavenly Mother.

And I’m the mother of drag queens.

The queen of holy talent!

Stunning! Queen!

I spin around and just... bam!

Woooow!

Hey, I’m just letting it all hang out!

She’s from the club
of black-ankled queens.

And so... I become... yes, in
my own penance, mi gente!

The burden I must bear...

After so many years of work— because
being gorgeous and being

an artist, it’s a job in itself...

Not so fast, darling.

Nori.

Tonight on the runway I’m showing off
what defines me most: the gym...

and my nails.

I feel absolutely fierce, honey...
Just storming this runway

with this giant, giant dumbbell!

Is she dragorexic?

Crossfit or cross-dresser.

I peel off the bottom of my
tracksuit and just like that... I am just

in full-on gladiator mode, you
know, warrior style, with those shinny

metal cuffs. In other words...
I’m serving body.

Her sport of choice
is lipstick application.

Thong press.

Triceptress.

Oh, drag squats.

Ferrxn.

Tonight on this first runway... I’m serving
you my two realities... So, the

first is me in my role as an
archaeologist, because

that’s what I do for a living.

And when I rip it away, pow!

And there’s the other face... the
one I was wearing for my entrance look.

So are those the major lips
or the minor lips?

All at once.

Just with my p*ssy lips, I
blow little kisses to the judges.

The important thing is she is
smiling with her p*ssy and looking at us

with her t*ts.

Krystal Forever.

Today on the runway... I’m
wearing a look that speaks to who Krystal

Forever really is: she is
always elegant... always ready to

give my all, whenever I step on stage.

Oh my god...

Pupi Poisson again?

Oh! Oh! No way... Cher!

The one and only Cher!

One of my all-time best impersonations.

It’s a real showstopper, right?

One side, it’s Anabel’s doll,
on the other, it’s Anabel Pantoja.

I feel sensational, honey... I feel
just so bom-bas-tic! Yas!

Check out the doll’s perky little boobs.

Eva Harrington.

Well, tonight on the runway,
we’ve got a clown.

Because apparently, if you’re a Big
Queen, you’ve gotta be a comedy

queen too.

A sad ballad for my boobs.

And the flip side is Eva
Harrington, who’s a total diva... with curves.

Look, it’s the TV clowns.

That’s us.

Exactly.

Strutting down the runway...
working these curves I have, honey. Just

looking fabulous.

Queen, icon, just diva.

That’s what we came to do.

La Escándalo is here, ladies!

I’m stepping onto the runway, to
prove everyone… all those folks who call me

a big... a fuzzy, a
total huggable teddy bear…

but at the same time…

I mix the elegance of drag with a dress
inspired... by Jessica Rabbit.

It began at Puerta del Sol
and ended on Montera.

I present to the judges my most camp side.

The character I’d pick
to play as in Mario Kart.

It’s weird because I feel
sexy, but also a little strange.

Way too much hair!

And now Nix.

Tonight on the runway I'm serving a super
flirty look... because honestly,

I’m just naturally
bubbly and charming, honey

Croquettish.

Ah!

Silent but deadly.

Honey, I even peel the
label off my hairspray bottles...

And she’s a real badass. Because
sure... I can be super sweet but, you know... I

can be seriously venomous when I want too.

Girl, wake up— your girlfriend is toxic.

And I just flirt
enough... to stir a little trouble.

With four shady queens.

Queens...

Thank you all for sharing your talent
with us. Let’s give it up

for these fabulous ladies.

Bravo, girls!

And I am certain we still have so
much more to see... to expect

from each and every one of you. So we
just can’t wait to discover it.

When I call your name...

please...

Take a step forward.

Alexandra Del Raval.

Denébola Murnau.

Laca Udilla.

Krystal Forever.

Eva Harrington.

La Escándalo.

You’re safe. You can head backstage.

Good luck.

Ciao.

You are the best and the worst
of tonight’s show.

Let’s hear what the judges have to say.

We’ll start... with Dafne Mugler.

Hey everyone, how’s it going?

You did two things really well today.

It was incredible.

It's not easy to dance on pointe, to
do ballet here. Honestly, that deserves

to be said.

Thank you.

Plus, you told a story. A story
in three parts, with real narrative.

That storytelling and that confidence...

Today, you’ve been outstanding.

It’s a pleasure to see you take the stage.

Thank you very much.

I think your look is nice.

I think the story could
have been told a bit better.

That tree could have been more of a
tree, and that nightclub, more of

a nightclub.

On the runway...

You started out with that rustic vibe, being
a tree from your hometown, showing

that nostalgia you have for the past...

And you brought it to
your present moment... which

is you shining on the runway.

Honestly... I loved you. I think you
have just incredible charisma.

Those little moments when you suddenly
smiled, it was like... I

mean, truly, I was captivated.

Thank you.

Now, let's talk with Margarita Kalifata.

Margarita.

You have a personality that's
truly captivating.

You were out there showing your
talent and all of us were just... watching

you, feeling excited right along with you.

But in the end... there was a
small slip in the performance, with the

second plate.

And you know it's those little things
that really make a difference.

I really liked the concept for the runway.

Because the cactus, in the end... is
an element that screams survival.

But at a certain moment, it blooms.

Could the cactus have been
ex*cuted better?

Yes, and maybe I was missing a
little bit of spectacle in this dress too.

So that both could have really
shined, creating a much fiercer connection

on stage.

Thank you.

Honestly... I think you have
something truly innate, like that charisma,

you know... and your smile, really
inspire a lot of tenderness

in me.

It's true that the plate fell,
but, I mean, come on... there was only

a minute, you know? Like,
to me, it just seems like...

It really doesn't mean anything, you know?

Thank you, darling.

The thing is, we're in a competition.

So, I really liked your
concept... it’s of course a lot of fun.

But when you put it
together with the runway, it doesn’t

quite have that wow factor.

Now let’s talk with Satín Greco.

Hey, Satín!

Today you gave us a lesson in tradition,

in talent,

in strength... and in emotion.

In short, a masterclass in drag.

It's my thing.

Congratulations.

Brutal.

Tonight, we witnessed a Satín Greco show.

And you turned us into your audience. We
stopped being judges and just became

your fans

And you, Lola, you already know...

It was a total, total wig-snatcher.

I mean... epic, truly epic. Thank
you for letting us be part of your show.

Thank you very much.

Wow, Satín.

Life has a profound meaning... and today,
you spoke to us about life.

And about art.

And on the runway...

You’re speaking of both things... yourself
and all of you as artists.

Of divinity, dressed in
blue... like a marvelous Madonna.

And you spoke about sacrifice, about all
the journey and the path it takes.

Honestly, it was really moving.

Bravo, darling.

Let's turn to Nori.

I think it was... a fantastic idea.

What you were trying to do. If it had
worked, you would have blown us

all away.

But of course, you were betting all your
talent on that showstopping final,

just wow.

It had to come out absolutely perfect.

Mm-hmm.

And then suddenly, when you came
out, you grabbed the fabric and all that,

we just didn’t quite catch
what you were trying to put across.

And I think it’s kind of the same with
your look... I think the idea’s

really good... but you needed more
presence, you know, to really

sell it.

Well, see, the talent was
all about skill and dexterity.

And it was so fast, because maybe if you’d
had two or three more minutes...

everything would’ve come together,
you’d have stepped out and wowed us with

a runway.

Thank you.

Ferrxn, now it’s your turn.

I mean, we’ve been watching contestants
here from the table...

for ages and ages.

For ages.

Honestly, your entrance was just
wow. There’s something so cool about you,

it’s natural, it just comes effortless.

Your rhymes were just fire.

That song? I’m keeping it. It’s one
of the highlights of tonight.

But it’s true that the confidence
you have to get out there... to perform,

to absolutely own the stage like you
did... I really think you need

to bring that same
energy to your runway walk.

You kind of shrank back, like...
you didn’t really believe in your look.

You have so much talent... but you
need to believe in yourself.

La bujía? A hit.

It’s a banger, right?

It’s a hit.

Amazing!

Seriously, those bujías were
throwing off sparks just the whole time.

What you did was a
bold, just powerful number.

It was conceptual, and, honestly,
ridiculously fun.

Honestly, you made me a bit jealous with
those awesome rhymes, Ferrxn...

I wish I’d written it myself, you know?

I'll write something
for you whenever you want.

A collab, just like that...

Anytime, darling.

Ferrxn, I will tell you
something and I want you to remember it.

Go ahead.

You have no idea

how many bills you’ll be able
to pay thanks to the Bujía track.

You think so?

Hope so.

I’m telling you... the whole community
is going to be singing

that, seriously... It’s a
bet, take it from me.

Thank you so much.

Nix, we're coming to you.

Nix,

you've already done it.

That's it.

Honestly, I think that’s
the real win. You made it here,

and you did your talent act...

and nothing major went wrong.

We all had a laugh.

We laughed.

The jokes were good, but they needed
a stronger punchline, and the

whole act could’ve used a clearer story.

I think what we needed to see
today... was an act that

really told us something about us.

Something that would let us
get to know you a little better.

And that’s the part I felt was missing.

And with the look, I was
missing the same thing. I get what you

were going for, but I wish I’d
seen a bit more of who you are tonight.

A roast is one of the hardest
things to pull off in comedy... because

you have to be totally savage.

You have to really

stay in that ruthless, no-holds-barred
character the

whole time, and that’s not easy at all.

And not knowing us.

And without knowing
us, but I appreciate...

you took the risk.

Thank you.

Honestly, watching your performance, I
was thinking, there’s just five of

us here, which is, you know, performing
for five people is so much

harder than performing for a big crowd…

Yeah.

And it’s like,
honestly, I’d be freaking out.

Because, yes, I’ve also
been in a similar situation...

When I was on Operación
Triunfo, I remember at the audition, it

was just for a few people,
and it was like… what am I doing?

A quick mic check.

And another thing I wanted
to say is, I remember in OT...

like, every bit of
feedback we got felt like...

the end of the world, you know...

and now, six or seven years later,

I mean... it’s really not a big
deal at all now, you know?

So, obviously, take away the constructive
stuff, the things that

are actually going to help
you... but honestly, you all have

incredible talent, and, really,
congratulations.

And, honestly…

You could just eat her up!

Bravo, Amaia!

She’s just adorable!

Queens, the judges and I
are going to deliberate now.

You can go back with your teammates
now. Thanks a lot.

Amazing!

Thank you.

Olé.

Thank you so much.

Alright, feelings and goals.
Spill, ladies.

I’m really happy.

I mean, it’s cool for the
first episode; maybe not so much

after that, but right now I’m happy.

Well, with how nervous I was and how
badly it went for me, honestly.

But man, you had a bit of
a voice crack there.

While you were singing I couldn’t tell
if it was you or Camilo Sesto.

Honestly, I was
surprised they saved you, really.

Did you really think
she'd end up in the bottom?

No, look, you know, I thought...

...that you were going to end up
in the bottom, that’s what I thought.

Me?

You, Caudilla. You alright?

f*ck, I made it out with nothing but
a damn cheese grater. Period.

Period.

If I’d nailed it, I would’ve
won, you f*cking b*tches. Seriously,

they’re all just jealous... So whatever.

Honestly, I think with Laca
Udilla they’ve...

...kind of gone overboard.

Girl, get up there and sing
live if you’ve got the guts— since

they all think it’s such a breeze.

She's about to blow a gasket,
she's so pissed.

No, look, I’m not mad.

But of course, I had expectations for
myself that I just didn’t live

up to.

But babe, all of us had high hopes.
We all wanted to win.

Let me be disappointed in myself
and say it, right?

Why?

I’m still upset, because I came
here to give it everything I’ve got.

I’m really hard on myself, I
expect a lot... and honestly, I’m just a

bit disappointed, like actually.

Hey, ladies. Hi.

Girls, what happened?

Ma’am.

Hey, pussycat, how you doin’, my love?

Mama, come sit over here, come on.

Alright, tell us what’s up...
come sit down here.

Spill it, tell us what’s going
on, girl. Come on.

So, what happened?

Who’s top and who’s bottom?

Alright, first up, anyone who wants to
be in the bottom— step right up.

Look, I knew I’d end up here because
I went all in on one thing and it just

didn’t come out a hundred percent...
The sewing machine

part worked, but nothing else did.

Wo, what they told me was that my look
just wasn’t... like, enough.

I get it, because I
compared myself to you all and...

...I mean, there’s just a ton of talent
here, and I’ve really noticed it.

I came in thinking that
Ana Locking, girl, you were

going to be blown away, you know.

And so, of course, she
tells me it was missing just that

little something.

So, I feel a little bit disappointed
in myself.

I should’ve brought... a little bit more
to really blow that Ana Locking

girl away.

I felt kind of
shortchanged when they said that to me.

They haven’t really gotten to know me.

Was it about look or talent? The look.

Both talent and looks. Honestly,
I’m not sure if I really measured up.

Mmm, I’m a little worried,
because I didn't come here to fade into

the background.

Mom’s crying again.

What’s going on with Satín?

Come on, mom.

I’m feeling great, but
honestly, I didn’t expect to be doing

this well... to be in the top.

How could she not be, love?

You showed all of us how it’s done.

It was gonna be tough.

This here is literally the
definition of Spain.

Greco... you’ve made all of us cry.

Honestly, honey... I feel really
appreciated right now.

I've never felt more like a
mom than I do right now.

Okay, and Ferrxn's got a
hit— seriously, it's for real.

Ah!

'La bujía', yeah... everyone
just loved it.

Amaia told me she
wants to do a collaboration.

Really?

Yes, it's on record. I'm gonna find
her when I get out of here.

That's wild.

I'm really happy.

Don’t lose that.

Dafne, what about you?

Really well, so cool.

What did they say to you?

They weren’t blown away, you
know... by the outfit, but they really,

really liked my performance, and I’m
super happy with everything.

Important question, for those in
the bottom. Do you think I

should’ve been there, but I’m not…

Have you thought about...

Don’t drag me.

If you had to go... who would
you give your heart to?

I am absolutely certain.
I’m completely sure about it.

I'm not here to win anyone's
heart, darling, because I am just...

a total poison!

But I won't be needing it at any point,
so everyone else can keep it...

for themselves.

My dear judges... which of our queens...
has stolen your heart tonight?

And who, on the other hand, is
going to break our hearts by leaving

us tonight?

Oooh... this is so
hard, I mean, so seriously.

I think tonight we've seen...

some insane talent,

but... for some, the runway just
didn't match up, you know.

So, I'm honestly pretty unsure.

Ummm...

But, without a doubt, every one of
them showed us who they are.

They revealed more of
themselves in the talent show than on the

runway... which are my two sides too.

Yeah, it was tough to understand
some of the stories.

I don't know, um, honestly, maybe
I just wasn't completely...

um, as prepared as it all
should have been.

But Dafne emerged from a tree and
suddenly transformed into a

crystal ball— perfectly reflecting
who she is today.

Her body tells you so much about who she
is. It’s just wonderful to watch

her move.

You can see it in her face,
she plans it, she has charisma.

And then Ferrxn...

Yeah just amazing.

That was the performance
of the night, but honestly...

Yeah.

The look didn’t quite
live up to that level for me.

Still, the corset really won me over,
more and more. I kept looking

at it. I realized it was exactly her
face, like, through and through.

Yes, you got it a little bit.

You got the hang of it
more and, I needed to see it.

The problem was just one side of the face.

And then Satín Greco showed up and made Drag
Race España history— she absolutely

left us speechless. I just love it
when someone comes in and says, 'What I'm

about to do is going to blow your minds. '

I'm going to leave them
frozen— I’m going to leave them moved.

She totally blew me away today.

On the other hand... we have...

Nix really took a risk, doing something
incredibly tough... pulling

off a roast but without even knowing us.

It was really hard.

But I think she was brave, and that’s
definitely something we

should encourage, right?

Contestants with that kind of courage
and determination to get

up there and try things that...

I value that so much.

And then we have Margarita.

She... well, it was an issue with the
execution, because the talent

was solid, she was charming us,
and then a plate went down.

She recovered perfectly, though,
because you couldn't even tell, and that's

exactly the sort of thing that could happen
to anyone in a talent like this.

With Nori it’s the same, an
issue with execution, but the idea was

good. We’ve got three contestants who...

They all had great ideas, but sometimes,
in the moment, things just...

overwhelm you.

Silence!

Have we made a decision?

Yes, right?

Yes.

Yes.

Bring in the queens.

Welcome back, queens.

The judges and I have
deliberated... and we've made a decision...

Ferrxn...

From outcast... to powerhouse...

from Chueca to Gandia,

and from here... it’s only up.

You are safe.

You can join your sisters in the back.

Thank you.

Bravo, darling!

Margarita Kalifata...

you've shown us that, even
when you slip up,

you know how to keep your cool.

And we want to see...

Just a little more.

Congratulations, you are safe.
You can go stand with your teammates.

Thank you.

Let’s go, Fata!

Fata.

Nori,

your dress was missing...

just a little something.

But we see you have, a big heart.

Nix,

Even though you really gave it to us,

it would break our
hearts to see you go today.

Nori...

Nix,

You are safe, you can
join your sisters backstage.

Oh.

What? How?

What’s going on here,
darling? I don’t understand a thing.

Bravo!

Thank you so much... truly.

My love.

Satin Greco.

And Dafne Mugler.

I'm so sorry, ladies,

but tonight...

you're up, for a lip-sync

but this time, for the win.

Come on, girls!

Well done!

What a queen!

Woo!

You badass m*therf*ckers!

sh*t, I could feel my as*h*le
in my throat.

I couldn’t take it. Ugh seriously.

We did warn you about this earlier.

This season, we're leading
with our hearts. And tonight...

Tonight, we’re putting ourselves,
on the line too.

Tonight... nobody’s... going home.

Congrats to you, seriously. So lucky.

Let’s do this, let’s do this.

Hold on a second.

So nobody's leaving
and we're twelve again?

Oh-for f*ck's sake.

sh*t.

Queens...

we're celebrating,

that's why, to fight for the win...

You’ll all be performing “Corazón
Contento, ” by Marisol.

Be very careful...

I’ve heard this is one of
Amaia’s favorite songs. Is that true?

It’s true. I absolutely love it.

Two queens stand before me.

This is...

Your final chance, to impress us all...

and become

the very first winner of this season.

I’m all in.

Dafne might dance really well, darling,
but honey... I can kick my

leg up too. So I’m giving it everything
I’ve got, sweetie.

The time has come, for the lip sync...

and for the win.

If you’d told my eighteen-year-old self
that I’d be facing Satín in a

lip sync...

I’d be freaking out.

Good luck.

And don’t... f*ck it up.

Come on!!!

LET'S GO!!!

WOOHOO!!!

Oléee!

Boom, right in the heart!

I just can’t.

I see Satín here channeling Marisol.

And here is giving us Cirque du Soleil.

It's awesome. It’s so much
fun. No idea who’s going to win.

Bravo!!!

Woohoo!

Incredible!

Wow.

Bravo!!!

I’m speechless.

Queens,

condragulations to both of you.

I'll see what the judges decided, and
I’ll let you know in a moment.

Dafne Mugler.

Condragulations, you are tonight's winner!

Yes, you did it, queen!

Holy sh*t... I just f*cking
won the first challenge, on Drag

Race España! I can’t believe it!

Olé, olé, olé, olé!

Viva Andalucía.

Bravo!

You're taking home, two thousand
five hundred euros!

Ole!

And there's another prize that you're
absolutely going to love...

because you are getting...

Two nights... at the Ritual
Torremolino Hotel.

Wow!

For you and a guest, with full board...
and access to the spa.

I’m not giving that up. Period.

I’m taking my boyfriend, we’ll
f*ck in the spa, and screw everybody.

Satín, congratulations on your work,
it was absolutely wonderful.

Yes mother!!!

YAS!

A true woman!

A true woman!

Woman!

Thank you, thank you!

I'm in the top on my
very first day, sweetheart.

And I am totally pumped now.

Let’s see what happens next episode,
darlings— this is just

getting started, okay?

And now...

Who cares about what I do?

Who cares about what I say?

I am who I am, and
that's how I'll always be.

And I will never change.

Let the music play!

Oléee!!!

Gorgeous, and congratulations!!!

Next week on Drag Race España...

I’m thrilled to tell you that this
week... we’re premiering

the world’s most popular series...

The Secret, of Broke Bridge.

Hey there!

Don’t give me too many lines... because

It’s not so easy up here, huh.

PULL Take it off! Just take it off nowww!

I like that one.

Stick to the script, numbskull.

Stick to the script, blockhead.

Stick to the script, blockhead.

You nailed this challenge.

To me, this is, a work of art.

This look, is absolutely fantastic,
really... I think we

have here, our very
first ovah of season five.

What happened was actually really simple.

You just froze.

The die is cast. May it be what God wants.