Hello, hello, hello!
Previously on Drag Race España...
It's real, it's really happening!
This season... every eliminated queen
will leave behind half of her heart on her
way out. The queen who collects...
a whole heart...
will have to use it to save...
a fellow queen.
Or save herself...
from the bottom three.
This is no longer just a
drag competition, honey... no,
now it's a battle of strategy.
For this week’s Maxi
Challenge... welcome to the Talent Show!
Bravo!
Woo!
Wow.
But tonight, ladies...
none of you... is going home.
What?
What’s going on? Doesn’t make any sense.
Satín Greco...
and Dafne Mugler.
Tonight...
You’ll be facing off in a Lip Sync
but this time, for the win.
Dafne Mugler...
Condragulations, you’re today’s winner!
Congrats, girl!
So ladies...! Yes... Torremolinos on top!
Ole! You go, girl!
I’m so happy. I can’t wait to spend... my
twenty-five hundred euros... on wigs
and fun stuff.
And now, on to the finals!
I’m giving it my all.
We’re already a family!
Let’s go!
Man...
Let’s go!
Rise up, rise up, ladies!
Like some real woman!
Heads up— it's a full family, because
we all made it through!
Well, let’s see…
That was wild!
Wait, was that even real? Or was
it just a rehearsal? From what we’re
seeing, looks like practice. Whatever.
But hold on to your panties... marichocho!
Hey, at least we can celebrate that we’re
all still here. The good news is
nobody’s left... but the bad
news is, we’re still...
Twelve!
It’s still totally packed in here.
Wigs everywhere, outfits
everywhere— you name it.
And all these b*tches are sitting around
the table like it’s day, one.
I... just need a week to go by already.
Because I don’t like the number twelve.
And there’s another crappy
thing, we all only have half a heart.
No way.
So what’s the deal? Are they saving
it for the next episode?
I guess, but I’m not giving
my heart to anyone.
Most likely, if there was
a double save, that means a
double elimination is coming like, soon.
Don’t get ahead of
yourself. Now, I am dead tired.
Come on, let’s change.
I’m off to transform!
We're still stuck at twelve, and that
whole heart thing is still a
mess. Honestly, I have no clue
what's gonna happen now— you can expect
absolutely anything.
Oh my god!
Ohhh!
I can’t tell what hurts more— my earring
or this mustache I’ve got.
Something huge is coming...
Son of a b*tch.
Make my vag*na go all the way down!
You just love it, you filthy
pig, don’t you!
This is just getting started, and someone’s
like, really gotta go...
and it’s not going to be me.
The winner of Drag Race España...
will receive a year’s
supply... of Krash Kosmetics products.
A crown. A scepter.
And fifty thousand euros!
Today, our judging
panel features Ana Locking.
Javier Calvo.
And Javier Ambrossi.
And our very special guest judge...
Yolanda Ramos!
Just like...
just like women!
The whole 'woman' thing started
because Satín Greco.
She got all of us saying it.
And now, we're all such woman.
So, what do you all think
is going to happen this week?
I’m seeing these little
notebooks here— maybe we’re supposed
to write our biographies or something.
What even is this? I swear, I haven’t
written anything since the
Dead Sea caught a cold.
Ladies...!!! Hold on to your petticoats...
Marían Gra-ciaaaaa!!!
What is this lady even
talking about? I don’t get any of it.
-What even is this?
-What’s going on?
Huh? That look.
Holy Mother!
So Spanish!
I was already wondering...
that which is transpiring here.
The drama.
And a pair of bare-chested
young lads just relayed it to me.
And we have several... fierce regentas
battle for a crown...
with blows of Nahua and Zanco.
And the two most
unfortunate... will face off in the Sainete.
To survival
or elimination.
What's going on?
I already struggle with Spanish—
Imagine trying to get old Spanish, right?
What the hell could it be?
Hello, hello, hello!
Ol-aaaaa!
Woooow!
Such a scandal!
Hot stuff!
Scandal, darling!
Whoa, this place is packed,
huh? Am I right?
Yes!
Can you believe this?
So many.
You just don’t want to leave or what?
We're staying right here, Supremme.
I don’t blame you, honestly. I get it.
I wouldn’t want to leave either, knowing
the winner of Drag Race España, gets
a whole year... of free Krash
Kosmetics products.
Oh my!
A year’s worth, of all Recovo fabrics.
What a scandal!
A crown, a scepter, and...
Fifty thousand euros.
For fifty grand, I’d get the full works.
If I win Drag Race Spain,
you won’t even recognize me.
I mean, new face, new nose,
new boobs. Oh honey, honey, honey.
Oh... Pit Crew!
Honey, what a hunk!
Oh my God!
Wow!
Oh, perfect! Here comes the
pitbull with ice cream— just what we
need, since we’re all running on empty.
I could really go for a
taste of something that sweet.
For this week’s Mini
Challenge... we’re pairing you all up.
Come on, quick, pick your partner,
don’t overthink it!
Well... ‘match’ isn’t much.
Well... ‘Match’ is kinda tame.
Let’s pose, girls.
Alright, I’m with you.
You got this! Viva Andalucía.
Now the pairs are set...
bring on the drama.
Each pair... has to come
up with a super tragic story,
one that will bawl our eyes out...
Or have a good laugh.
You’ve got ten minutes... to drag up
just one person from each pair...
and together cook up the most hilariously
tragic backstory you can.
One will be, the face and voice.
And the other one hands and ice cream.
We’re going in totally blind, of course,
cause nothing’s ever that easy
around here.
Got it girls?
Yeah.
Yeah? All clear?
Okay, you’ve got ten
minutes to get everything ready.
In three... two... one... go!
Grab the makeup!
Ten minutes, what the f*ck should I do?
Don’t go overboard, b*tch!
Fine, I’ll be the ragdoll.
Sure.
Alright.
Start thinking about the script
cause we've got makeup and writing to do.
The boyfriend's French.
French boyfriend.
I look like I've been eating
ice cream for seven hours straight.
I’m running around like a
madwoman, I slap on a pair of Alexandra’s
fake boobs, makeup all smeared. I
have never looked this busted in my life.
And on top of it, it’s raining. Honestly,
just let it pour on me.
My sisters are all a f*cking mess.
Each one uglier, more busted,
more like... Come on.
It has no solution.
Five!
Four!
Three!
Two!
One, time's up, girls!!!
The die is cast.
Whatever happens, happens.
You’re all set, let’s get
the first pair up.
Ferrxn and Gloria Serra... Oh sorry.
Don’t go that way.
Ferrxn and La Escándalo. Sorry. Please.
We decided to do... a
story about a French romance.
A few days ago, I went to Andorra.
I was just looking for a job, and ended
up meeting this French guy.
He said: I want to get to know you.
And I told him,
I want you to be the one to teach me.
Ferrxn is really wild. She’s literally shoving
the spoon down my f*cking throat.
We went on a date.
It seemed cool, but it really wasn’t.
He wanted... escargot.
I wanted...
I wanted paella, he wanted escargot.
I’m watching La Escándalo, and
I’m laughing my a*s off.
They said goodbye to me.
Mmm, that’s tasty. And he told me...
Au revoir, mon amour.
Mmm.
Bravo!
Bravo!
Bravo!
Bravo, bravo.
How cool.
It was such a stormy Sunday.
My boyfriend had dumped me a couple of
weeks ago... and then suddenly the
doorbell rang.
So, I went to open it. Ha ha.
But it’s not a suspense story, it’s
just sad, it’s a sad story.
I ran into my ex’s dad.
I see Satín and Margarita
just... being Satín and Margarita.
What a spectacle.
Oh my God, Sunday morning at eleven!
Coming from the afterparty, I
saw myself in the mirror and looked
like one of the Javis. No way.
Son of a b*tch... I
honestly look f*cking awful.
Krystal tossed the script right out the
f*cking window, I’m telling you.
My mouth’s already full, but I could
take even more. I’m about to hit up Grindr
and see... if I can land myself an XXL.
A candle this big, honey—
This big.
You’ve got some ice cream in your snot.
I’m putting your snot in the ice cream.
Last time I was handing over
the ice cream, she grabbed the snot
So gross!
That's it. lovely,
girls. So beautiful, so classy.
Just so gross!
Jesus!
Ha ha ha.
I’ve seen dicks smaller than that snot.
There I was, just chilling at home.
And I was horny as hell, just horny horny.
Alexandra showed up... with the cake.
The chocolate cake from Talent.
Damn, you can’t even wait for dessert.
So anyway, I met up with this guy,
and the son of a b*tch—
He thought I was cis...
So when the guy got close..., you know,
down there... what did he find?
A damn big d*ck!
Oh!
Well, I wasn’t expecting a
genius story, from these two anyway.
Honestly, you can't even watch the news
in peace anymore, or have dessert
after lunch without something happening!
Oof.
Starvation!
w*r!
Back in my day, this never happened.
This country, used to be an empire.
Now this country is just, full of fagots!
I have no idea what's going on, I
just can't stop laughing— Laca Udilla is
too much.
Turns out Cayetano's a total queen.
Lower!
Higher, queen! I’m talking about my son.
Everyone here just talking about
sex? You’re all such dirty girls, please.
Son of a b*tch!
God.
That's it? Yes cause we didn't
catch a thing. Great.
Same here.
Just beautiful.
None of these stories are sad. Ours
are, obviously, cause we're
incredible. The others? Not so much.
What a tragedy.
It's Sunday... and I'm alone!
But my man just has totally ditched me!
Nah the real drama is that I left the shower
looking like a Chernobyl disaster.
Nori with those nails— seriously, the
guy’s basically Freddy Krueger.
I honestly thought I was
about to poke Denébola's eye out!
I want a man!
Wow, Pepi!
She’s the girl from The Exorcist!
Bravo, bravo, gorgeous!
Girl, this cheesecake is so good.
You're Vanessa from Jaguelin, honey—
The one from the group.
These two are a real piece of work.
A masterpiece, like… like a Picasso.
For having created a complete story...
with a beginning... a plot...
and a resolution, the winners
are... La Escándalo and Ferrxn. Bravo!
Totally deserved. We are the best!
Each of you has won.
A set of Foreo devices... for a
complete facial treatment... valued at five
hundred euros.
Ooooh my god!
And given how much you all love the drama,
I’m thrilled to announce that
this week... we’re premiering the smash-hit
series... The Secret of
Puente Tieso.
What a twist, girl.
Yes, finally, girl! An acting
challenge, is here!
Ooo, shhh. Watch out for Margarita— she’s
the queen of acting, darling.
Let me tell you the first secret...
the worst-kept secret ever.
For this big
challenge... you’ll be directed by...
Los Havis.
No way!
Scandalous!
And the second secret—
— goes to both victorious queens
of the Mini Challenge.
You all... will enjoy a special advantage.
The one about assigning the roles.
Go, Pepi!
Personally, I like choosing my own parts.
…not someone picking it for me.
But it's true, that dividing things
up so everyone’s happy is really tough.
And for all of this, we'll have
the fabulous presence of our special
guest judge... Yolanda Ramos.
How cool, girl. I love her!
Hello... I'm Yolanda Ramos and I'm
just delighted to be with you... on Drag
Race España.
Best of luck.
And don’t… you know… totally
botch it. Buh-bye.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Bye, Supremme.
Honestly, these two idiots scare me. They
look like total schemers, especially
La Escándalo. Mmm, since day one I haven’t
trusted them one f*cking bit.
A humble young woman arrives in
Puente Tieso, willing to do whatever it
takes for a better life for
herself and her baby.
And then there’s a street vendor, selling
fish about to marry a marquis...
and Angelinez thinks she’s a midwife.
And she asks for help delivering
her baby, spilling a little too much in
the process.
We’ve also got Mariana... the flower seller
in the square, a widow, churchgoing
and prudent, who had a wild
night with Consuelo…and she hasn’t
stopped feeling horribly,
deliciously guilty about it ever since.
Ooooh!
That person is for me...
Cause she's the florist and
I'm Margarita. Right?
Honey, we’re bonded.
Angelinez de Mayor,
widow of the marquis and mother
of two daughters.
Well, I guess that's me then.
Please don’t give me too many lines.
Not too many lines for me
please... because...
It's tough to get into it here.
She’s Doña Ángeles’ maid. Even
though she knows all the town’s secrets,
she’s loyal,
compliant and very discreet.
The only heartthrob in town— always
riding around on his horse... needs a wife
and kid just as a cover,
so people stop gossiping about how,
you know, delicate he is.
Then we've got Javiera and
Ambrosia, and Father Blesa— the parish priest
who knows every secret in this town.
If he's a priest, he's a f*gg*t for sure.
Say it.
And the old fishwife, who's just
the older version of the fishwife from
the beginning,
who didn't die.
So, I really like Mariana, the florist...
And the fishwife really like gets me hyped.
-The old fishwife or the other one?
-No, the young one.
Ok.
-I see you more as the old one.
-Oh!
And you’re saying that to me, darling?
I'm telling you... I’m the oldest
here and I still look younger than you.
Not like that.
Nope... not that way.
Face, beauty, face, face.
Not me! Nooo!
Go for it, mama!
Face.
Leave her alone, she's lost it— let
her believe it, poor thing.
And on top of it, she
says to my face that I’m old.
Please, darling, you wish you had
this face... when you’re fifty-two, honey.
Pretty sure. I’ve got it figured
out already, I think.
You wanted a few lines.
Yeah, I like the old
fishwife. I kinda want to step out of
my usual role and break out of my…
So, nobody’s got the guts
to take Consuelo? Well, I do!
Consuelo is so your vibe.
That name just fits you.
I’d love to be
Javiera... or maybe Asunción.
Asunción, out of nowhere.
The maid suddenly.
Eva?
Either the fishwife or Asunción... because
I think it's better to go for the
more down-to-earth
roles, you know what I mean?
So, there are two male characters.
I like the male parts. Me.
You up for it?
I’d love to play
either Tristón or The Father.
I might have a beard, but trust
me, I’m plenty feminine too. I mean…
Which do you prefer?
For me, it's Dolores, the one getting
married— the youngest of
the family... in white, and having tighten
her corset all the time is cool.
You froze up at the entrance, blank stare.
What was her name?
I see some roles are bigger than
others, so... let’s see...
how we divide them up.
Javiera and Ambrosia? That's us.
-You want Javiera or Ambrosia?
-The older one, Ambrosia.
-Ambrosia?
-Yep, absolutely.
So, here’s the thing.
La Escándalo and I could totally play
the biggest bad b*tches out there...
Or we could just get along with everyone,
and see where it goes...
But honestly, theater is my thing, and
I really want to win the Maxi Challenge.
Alright, first things first— the party girls
stick together! We’ll be Javiera
and Ambrosia.
Olé!
Nice.
That’s awesome!
Next up is Angelines, and Alexandra
will be playing her.
Yesss! That’s the one I wanted!
Thanks, girls.
Now for the fishwife, who’s
going to play...
Nix.
Perfect.
Consuelo will be played by
Laca Udilla.
Olé! Just what I wished for.
Doña Ángeles— and you won't believe
this cause is going to be Mother Greco...
Oh, my girls.
Like a real woman.
Thanks, my girls.
Dolores will be played by...
Yes... Denébola.
Then Asunción, I really
think Eva can totally nail it.
Like woman.
Okay.
Tristán de Osborne, could be played by...
I don't know, Dafne?
Son of a b*tch!
So I ask you for a role nobody
wants and you just give me... whatever
the f*ck comes out of your p*ssy.
Mariana is going to be... Margarita.
I want it, b*tch.
Padre Blesa... Krystal.
Go Cataa!
That voice is perfect for it.
Cause the b*tch looks like
a total butch queen.
And Nori gets stuck with the old fishwife.
Love that it's neither of
my two choices, but hey, fine.
I got the old fishwife, the last one, the
hardest... and the absolute ugliest.
Awesome. Great.
Well,
Alright, how about we all go to
our f*cking spots and actually go over
this properly.
Go over it.
Alright, let's go.
Let’s go!
Come girls!
Get to work!
Everyone in the first scene with me.
Let’s get going.
Old-school Spanish
isn’t gonna learn itself.
Let’s get to rehearsing.
And some of us are gonna
have a tougher time than others.
-Hello!
-Hey!
So welcome to...
Puente Tieso.
Oh I do love everything stiff.
We came ready to wow the Havis and
make them fall in love with
our characters.
Who are you?
I'm the fish seller, a traveling
vendor about to marry a marquis. Basically, I
played her as a bit of a sl*t— she's
a humble woman... but with a great pair
of boobs... who managed to land
herself... a marquis.
Great, excellent.
-So classy stuff.
-Yes.
Alexandra?
My character’s a chick who’s
knocked up because she just loves getting
knocked up, and she comes to the village
looking for, well, a better life.
-Who plays you when you’re older?
-Nori.
Ah, and in your case?
Satín Greco, so I’ve got to throw in
a bit of an Andalusian accent.
My Andalusian accent, honey, is just like
Terelu’s— when I want it, I turn
it on, when I don’t, I turn it off.
Alright, let’s go. Action!
Are you a midwife or something?
That’s me, the fishwife. Exactly.
I like it! Switch cameras. To that one.
This one?
Show us.
Say hi.
Wait, are you a midwife now?
Wait, are you the midwife or something?
I’m the fishwife, that’s right!
We’re coming in with our ideas
already set— let’s see what they tell us.
Get it out!
Get it out like now!
It’s coming out butt first, ma’am!
Alright, that’s enough.
Perfect, let’s stop there.
This first part is k*ller.
Nix is really, blowing me away.
They're coming up with ideas, playing
around with the cameras.
Can you throw water on my t*ts?
Here I go.
I'm sweaty right now.
I thought it was just about beauty
and fashion, but I'm seeing one hell of
an actress.
I was thinking...
Like coming in all... You have
to call her Consuelo.
Like I was her own mother or something.
I really like that.
Whatever ideas I bring,
everyone just goes with it, laughs, and
never calls me out on anything...
I'm feeling pretty chill.
Hey, ladies.
Hey, what’s up?
How are y'all doing?
Tell us about your characters.
Well, my story is all
about preparing for my wedding.
I’m the baby of the
family, the favorite, the blonde.
Total brat.
I am the ugly
stepsister... as you can clearly see.
And she’s always stirring up
trouble with her sister.
The wild card.
And me as the true countess that I am...
Honestly, I can't stand either of them.
They're driving me up the wall.
You have a secret.
The lost daughter.
Right here.
And Eva?
I'm the overworked employee.
I'll do it a little... Galician style.
Galician, I like that.
Galician, cool.
She knows and tries to keep quiet,
but poor thing, sometimes
little things just slip out.
Alright, let's just take it easy.
Here, everyone handles their
part in their own way, so let's throw
out a suggestion and see what they think.
Action.
Miss... has he kicked you at all?
Not a single one.
He's very refined.
Like his father then.
Not a soccer player.
Broad shoulders, tiny a*s.
Definitely a f*g.
I think Denébola and Eva, you need
to make your acting more real... Commit
to it, and finish the scene for real.
Really good, huh?
Very good.
We're putting Denébola through
the wringer— I nearly k*lled her two
or three times! But hey, I
just do what I'm told.
Action.
Broad shoulders, flat a*s...
definitely a f*gg*t.
Stick to the script, dumbass.
Cut.
Stick to the script, you idiot.
The script you idiot.
Me, I have a hard time getting things to
stick— at least, depending on what
it is...
I'm up to here
Stick to the script, dumbass.
In Puente Viejo...
There aren't any f*gs in this era.
In this era there are no f*gs.
Stick to the script, dumbass.
Nobody says 'f*g' in this time period.
Action.
I blanked.
This line is difficult.
Yeah, I don’t know why, I just
can’t get it at all.
We start the scene, and at first
everything just flows...
And Mother Greco
sometimes struggles with it.
She chops up the scenes, so it’s
hard to get full takes.
Don’t worry about what you’re missing.
Alright.
Doesn't help at all.
Okay.
-Go for it!
-You nailed it.
-You had it.
-Yes.
-Want to run through the script once more?
-Yes.
Once more.
Honestly, my nerves are slowly
starting to calm down, but man... it's scary
as hell, you know? Working for
them— because they're absolute legends in
Spain, sweetheart, and honestly,
all over the world.
And... action.
Stick to the script, dummy.
Nobody says 'f*g' nowadays— it's not the
right era.
Bravo... bravo!
Let’s move one.
Me, after all this...
Wow I might just end up as a Javi girl.
Thanks. And hey, if nothing
else, maybe they’ll hire me to clean
that fancy new house they just bought.
Tell me who you are, your character,
what's your focus,
and how you approached it.
I’m the florist, a but repressed.
That’s kind of how I played her:
super Catholic, uptight,
and just ridiculously repressed.
Very good.
I'm just a small-town queen, you
know, totally repressed. I limp a bit, you
get it— a bit like a
flaming pigeon, as they say.
We love the camp! Go camp!
And Krystal.
Well, I'm Father Blesa. I added just a little
bit of flair to him, you know...
mystery, a touch of
ambiguity... like she’s hiding a secret.
Mm-hmm.
What's the secret?
That I'm a big ol'... uh... a queen.
Let’s get to it, yeah?
Wow, I look so ugly!
The prettiest one,
just hideous but whatever.
That’s what art is all about.
Action.
I feel like I've strayed from
the righteous path.
I listen to modern music.
About purple doors...
I even find myself thinking
about taking in some poor... podencos.
The Havis are laughing with me, and I can
tell... they're really on my side.
And honestly... I'm rising to the
top like nobody's business.
Don’t worry, my dearest Mariana.
We all have a secret or two here.
Even I have peeped…
the dazzling attire
of the maidens, from the village.
And I blanked.
That’s where you mess up, you rely
on your memory, you don’t remember...
The character just falls flat.
Ugh...
Everything just slipped my mind.
Don’t stress out...
Even I…
I admire their lavish outfits
...of the village girls.
Their flowing locks.
Finery.
Finery ah.
It's going well.
You know there comes a point where I’m
honestly... starting to lose it
a little.
Don’t stress out.
I myself gaze upon, their dazzling attire.
At the village girls with their long
hair... and I dream of them.
Do you desire the neighbor ladies, Father?
I long to be like them!
Oooh!
Krystal, you’ve just figured out exactly
how you need to do it. So I'm
going to give you one more chance, okay?
Thanks.
Havi, do you really think
it’s okay to put this in my mouth?
Do it.
It’s fine.
Have a blast.
Okay.
Honestly, girl... I just want the
Havis to see me do, a great acting job...
but with her right next to
me, it’s like, it's k*lling me...
I’m just being real here, sis.
Everybody here, hides a secret.
You too, Father?
Of course, dear.
Don’t let it trouble you.
Honestly... I’m starting to think that
what Ferrxn and Escándalo did
really screwed up my life...
because now I’m in almost, the whole play.
Father,
I want, I want to confess!
Just tone it down... you idiot.
This song again? Seriously
That same old song.
Again...
Again...
That singing.
That singing, right.
I'm totally relaxed about the whole
scene. Everything's great.
My only issue is kind of... with Krystal.
You came to me...
...back then, and you promised
not to sin again.
Come on, come on, you’ve got
a wedding to get to.
Ugh...
Okay, fine. Just that
little bit of text, alright?
You need to go over the text.
I felt terrible in this challenge.
This really worries me.
Let’s see.
I’m Ambrosia.
And I'm Javiera.
Oh, that sounds familiar.
Sounds familiar, right?
Uh-huh.
We're kind of the other side.
We're the two nosy
neighbors from Puente Tieso.
We're at the window, watching everything and
gossiping about it. Then La Escándalo
and I make our entrance, hand in
hand— her with boobs out to here, me all
dressed up...
Honestly, I have no idea as what,
and everyone else is just—
Like their jaws dropped to the floor.
Action.
With that kind of luck... maybe
I’ll marry her myself!
Don’t talk nonsense, you sinner.
Oh!
You look like a cheap tr*mp.
Who hit us with that bombshell?
With a real catch of a partner, huh?
That was me— bold move!
Aaah!
Alright, very good.
I think it'll be
cleaner, if we cut out the smack.
The second one?
-Both.
-Both, Ok.
I think so.
And then... I can't hear you because
you're whispering...
Cool.
-Watch out the...
-The diction.
The diction.
It’s cool, really cool, honestly, yeah
I think they can see,
that we really know our lines.
And babe, honestly, we only have to
do extra takes just for variety,
but we nail it, on the first try.
So tell us what role is in the
script... and how you’re going to play it.
Okay, so I’m twenty years older, we’re talking
about saggy boobs and the voice
is like. uh...
The boobs?
Saggy.
Saggier.
Saggy.
There’s no dim-witted queen.
I’m going all out, that’s why we’re
here! And hey, if I have to look ugly, I’ll
go ugly!
And...
Action.
I have to stop this wedding!
Ooooh!
All this fortune is mine.
You thought I was dead, b*tch.
Important— the entrance needs way
more voice. Much stronger.
Ok.
And when the character is twenty...
Even more!
You have to show, add some weight.
I must stop this wedding!
That's how she talks,
goes down easy on my throat.
That girl was born breech— she was
bound to turn out a bit off.
Back to camera.
That girl was born breech— she was
bound to turn out a bit off.
Back to camera.
That girl was born breech— no
wonder she turned out such a wild one.
One more time, but show more your face.
The girl was born
breech., must be twisted for sure!
That's it... Well done... Great job!
Honestly, I think the one who really
suffered here... was Nori.
That was one tough role.
She's not an actress... So, I
mean, like most of us here... So I think
they screwed her over... like big time.
I could totally see...
exactly how it was gonna go down...
Here... On Drag Race España!
Yes, fourth-rate crossdresser!
So... we've made it to day two...
here in the werkroom.
Let's see what happens. But I'm scared,
honestly, I'm just being real.
I'm really scared.
Okay, let’s try to have some fun, right?
Casting of roles.
Well...
You're always messing with your
hairpiece, aren't you?
The peineta, oooh.
No, open it, open it!
I was honestly really pissed,
because I said I wanted a short role and
they gave me one of the longest parts.
But... I have to say I'm really
happy with what I did. I'm feeling good.
Ole!
I didn't freeze up, everything went great.
I mean, she's a twink, and her
role was a twink, so she nailed it.
I was mad too.
They said I could pick between
two, it'd be one or the other. Turns
out— neither. Got screwed.
Yeah, but you— you
wanted Javiera, and so did I.
Right, and I said another one too,
but I didn’t get that either.
But no matter what part you get...
you have to dig deep, and just give it
your all.
But honestly... I also think that
there wasn't a role that Nori could have
done well.
It's going to be a tough week, but this
time, tonight really feels...
like someone's definitely going home.
And half a heart will leave.
Hey, finally,
We’re giving away half a
heart... And I just hope they give it to
me, because my heart is broken, just
like our Alejandro Sanz sings.
So, all the hearts...
...send them my way.
Please, do your makeup—
Don't just slap it on! As woman!
Put on makeup like
we're painting a barn door.
I’m going to put it right here
so everyone can see.
What is it? Come on, show us!
Wow!
It’s Krystal Forever!
She's a RuPaul Barbie.
So gorgeous!
My hubby gave it to me.
For me, this RuPaul Barbie
means... so much.
It gives me so much
strength— it's like my talisman.
My little good luck charm.
What a beautiful photo!
That's me and my husband.
Let me see...
Sweetie!
That's so great!
Oh my god, she’s just too cute!
Boyfriend is looking...
Good enough to eat, honey. With that
beard, he’d go down on you
and exfoliate you at the same
time— and that’s exactly what I like.
How long have you two been together?
Well we've been together, quite a while
now, honestly. A long time.
My relationship with him is just,
really wonderful. Great, I’m about to cry.
We’ve been married for about
seven years now.
Just so beautiful!
That’s awesome!
Darling.
He’s my everything.
Do you miss him a lot, girl?
Of course.
My partner and my family give me... so
much. Actually, my husband helped
me out a ton so I could make it here.
Time to rhinestone, sew, style
the wig, do it all.
I've been with my
partner for eight years now.
Damn eight years!
His name is Yamal.
-Yamal?
-Yeah.
Yamal, what a beautiful name.
How’s it going?
Great, yeah, really great... we’re in an
open relationship, cause I’m a total
sl*t, right?
And me, eating the same thing
every day gets boring after a while.
I'm in an open relationship,
so my boyfriend is probably out
there having an absolutely fabulous time.
And if I could, trust me, I’d be having
a fabulous time here too,
but everyone else is dumber than sh*t.
And there’s more than one I’d
like to f*ck senseless.
But nope, you just can’t, the
chance never comes up.
Girl, those contacts you’re wearing!
A bit blue-eyed, blonde temptation,
babe— just like my mom.
Blonde tata.
Is your mom blonde?
She is.
Your dad?
Yeah, totally different from my
mom. He’s got darker skin.
My dad does his own thing, girl.
I don't have a relationship with my dad.
My dad, these days, well, he's been
out of the picture since I was fourteen.
I mean, it's got nothing to do with drag.
No, not... not with drag, not
with anything. I don't talk to him...
Neither me nor my sister.
For me, being LGBTQ, for
being non-binary...
Oh, he knew, right?
Yeah... but he actually sings in my house.
Yeah, that's how it is.
I don’t want f*ggots in my house.
Seriously?
In front of me.
Oh, girl...
Punished me not letting me eat.
Just for being g*y?
Also...
Oh, Margarita, please!
It was pretty tough.
I never got my father's love. He was
really h*m* toward me. So,
it left me with a lot of insecurities.
And all that baggage you still...
keep carrying with you.
It's over.
And my mom, you know.
What relationship you have
with your mom then?
My mom is...
To me, she is...
My superhero, girl.
Of course.
Always...
She’s always fought.
We’ve been through a lot.
A lot of hunger.
Yeah.
She always...
She’s tried everything...
so we can see ourselves happy.
Yeah.
So we never had to go without anything.
And...
I love her so much, girl.
My life changed when I was fourteen...
when my mom finally, decided to leave
my dad.
And from that day on...
life has only gotten better.
We rose up from there...
and then life went from
black and white to full color.
At my house, we always
watch Drag Race on Mondays...
at lunchtime.
That's awesome.
And you see how my mom is... she always
comes to my shows and sits
right in the front row.
-She’s always had our backs, girl.
-It’s great I have that with my dad.
For real, when I hear her talk,
then I think of my own parents and I’m
like, damn.
I’m so lucky to have parents who’ve
supported me right from the
start, who come see me perform and...
For them, nothing about who I
am or what I do is ever a problem.
So time to get gorgeous!
One of us has to win,
and one of us is going home.
And I’m going to win.
I hope it's not us.
Woo-hoo!
Welcome to the main
stage of Drag Race España!
Hi, Javier Ambrossi.
Good evening.
-How are you?
-Good, you?
I'm great. But now I want you to tell
me— what's your biggest secret?
I'll tell you.
I'm the friend.
My dearest Ana Locking. Are
you more of a drama...
Or a comedy?
Why must your grace make me choose?
What truly delights me
is a good old-fashioned...
dramedy.
Oh... please.
Javier Calvo.
Hi Supremme, you look gorgeous.
Have you noticed...
any q*eers on our show?
I've counted five
little sluts and one q*eer.
One.
And if we were gonna serve
drama and fierceness, we needed a
star who could really bring it.
Yolanda Ramos, welcome.
National treasure!
How are you, sweetheart?
Yolanda, tell us, what do you think
of our little coworking space here?
This isn't a coworking space, this
is like being on a cloud.
This place is a dream come true.
Oh, how gorgeous, please!
Are you all ready? Getting nervous?
Yes.
Because in just a moment, we're about
to uncover all the secrets of
the little village of Puente Tieso.
And on the runway... the category
is... Javivisión.
Ooooh.
Racers, start your engines...
...and may the best drag queen win.
The category is: Javivisión.
La Escándalo!
Tonight, let me tell you...
It’s like a whole episode from
season three, of Paquita Salas. I walk
out in Magüi’s iconic sweater— a sweater
turned full-on mermaid gown.
And of course... I’m
literally rocking flavor on my head.
Flavor!
I feel like a Magüi on another level, a
Magüi who thinks she’s a supermodel.
Girl, like I don’t know her at all.
Never seen you before in my life, sorry.
Ferrxn!
So, for the Los Havis runway, I picked
a character from La Mesías:
Pep Puig, the father of the Stella Maris.
I’m strutting the runway in a
fabulous raincoat, because that’s the look
Pep wears when he joins the band Stella
Maris and sings ‘Las flores
de mi hardín, ’ which is—
Let’s be real— an absolute banger.
How wonderful!
I’ve reimagined and brought to drag a character
they created, and I think I’m
nailing it— they seem to
love what I’ve done.
What about the group’s newest member?
Nori.
With this look, you can see I’m
serving, all the most iconic elements from the
show Cardo... Plus, three
hundred hand-painted rosaries and
thistles, made with a 3D printer.
Do you all remember that
singer, uh, Raquel de los Rosarios?
Oh my gosh!
I feel seriously fab on that runway.
I love this look, and
honestly, I think I capture the vibe of
the show super, super, super well.
You were on that show, right, Yolanda?
I don't remember.
Denébola Murnau!
Denébola’s showing up in La llamada. And
you thought Denébola was gonna be
just another boring, suffering
nun? Guess again.
Fabulous!
Looks like you're
getting a call from a client.
From a man, not the Man upstairs.
She’s making men.
From a gentleman.
No, and because Denébola is the third
contestant of, ¡Suma Latina!
A little bit of Rafaela Carrà here,
and a touch of Cher there. I really think
it’s such a fun look, and probably the
most playful one, I’ve brought
this season.
And I really hope the Havis love it,
because I’m having the time of
my life.
Dafne Mugler!
For this runway I am, literally, Belinda
Washington— she’s an absolute
icon with her song, 'Cinco Deditos. '
A beveled p*ssy. Just make sure, you can
see the tongue. It’s a p*ssy as big
as a cathedral. And I could just die!
I go from being a p*ssy as big
as a cathedral to being a
full-blown superheroine... just fighting
so everyone can do whatever
the hell they want with their p*ssy. With
their p*ssy, inside their p*ssy.
Five little fingers and
a big old groove— zim-zam!
Eva Harrington!
I step out of Stella Maris in one
of those gloriously tacky,
over-the-top dresses—
Just the way she likes it.
Dearest believer, cherished follower.
Hello.
The green dress vanishes.
Wow, do you think
she's lost her virginity?
And suddenly there’s a white
corset and a massive skirt— that’s really
a cage— symbolizing the repression
those women faced, kind of like... a cult.
Is all that plastic?
No.
It's wild, darlings.
I feel like an ethereal goddess,
downright religious.
A nun.
How should I know?
Satín Greco.
Tonight I’m bringing a total
insanity: the Samantha Hudson Christmas
Special, which is a mix of Cruella de Vil
and the Grinch who stole Christmas.
So, are you the Ghost of
Christmas Past, Future, or Present?
Depends which surgeon I visit.
I walk out in a fabulous coat, a
face that slays, a scandalously huge wig,
and girl, don’t even get me
started on the teeth.
Once they finally let us go, Samantha,
honey, we should grab a
coffee— or maybe a good blow, you know.
Wow!
That’s it!
So good! So so good!
Alexandra del Raval.
Honey, this week I’m
serving you... La Veneno. Yaaaas!
Yaaas!
Yes, just bring 'em on!
And here I am showing off that iconic
red dress in which La Veneno was discovered—
The very same one that made her a legend.
Gladiator— you are a total gladiator!
And trying to nail La Veneno’s
signature moves, my wig totally falls off.
I try to pull myself together,
slap that wig back on, and still serve
pure confidence.
Krystal Forever.
Tonight on the runway, I’m serving a marvelous
Virgin Mary fantasy with a
blue cape.
The Wise Men.
Melchior, specifically.
This bouquet of thistles I'm holding? I'm
gonna toss it at them so they can
either tie the knot— or get
screwed. Literally.
And then I'll end up like one of the
singing nuns from 'La Llamada. '
His Holiness.
Let's see what you hide, Your Holiness.
Shazam... La Veneno!
Yes bravo
Wow.
What a transformation!
Plenty of sparkle and a runway done
right... so the newbies and
the poor ugly ones, can take some notes.
Neither a wh*re nor a saint.
Saintwhore.
Margarita Kalifata.
Tonight on the runway, I present
to you... The Messiah.
And I'm totally rocking a nightgown,
which is reimagined as a dress, with embroidery
from La Mesías, the symbol the mother
used to make— Carmen Macchi.
Ooooh... ooooh!
I’m not saying a word, just oooh.
I think you get the idea.
She's making a splash, right?
I'm wearing a headpiece, this
giant hat that's practically swallowing
me whole. Who’s behind it? The UFOs.
I'm serving you beauty... and
I'm serving you camp.
And now...
I give you baldness.
Moving my fingers like a computer.
Nix.
I hit the runway channeling that iconic
moment, when Bárbara Valiente
told Malu to take off her glasses... because
if she wanted Jordi Hurtado in
her showroom, she'd invite him herself.
Is it Malu or Malú?
Magüi sounds someone from the islands.
I'm wearing this divine dress
inspired by Rick Owens. Honestly, I feel like
I’m turning myself into a
meme— high fashion edition. Total
fashion victim.
But obviously, honeeeeey!
Laca Udilla.
This look is inspired, by the character Yenesi
plays in Mariliendre. She treats
her friend terribly, but later redeems
herself, with a fabulous act
where she sings
‘You’re Such a Drag Queen’.
Ana Locking from Mariliendre look.
Ah! Exactly!
With my trusty fans just like Venedita Von
Däsh taught me. A little pose, pop
the chest, pop the butt and queen— let
your freak flag fly, that's it.
Yeah I think I had such a wild
and so magical trip.
Wow, girl!
You are so drag queen, darling.
Gorgeous.
Welcome, queens.
Hi...
I've got this feeling, like this inner
voice... that's telling me...
someone from the judges
wants to have a word with you.
Thank you so, so much.
Really.
Thanks.
It's... incredible to see our work...
through our own eyes.
And it makes me think...
...that you all have
a beautiful profession.
For us, watching this, it's an
honor to be the creators of La llamada,
Paquita Salas, Veneno, La Mesías...
and El secreto de Puente Tieso.
Is there not a single gal pal
here to help this poor woman in labor?
Is nobody listening to me, or what?
Yes I hear you, ma'am!
But I thought it was a pig squealing.
I'd trade all this suffering just
for a bowl of bacon broth.
Oh! So, are you a midwife or something?
Yes, I’m a fishwife, exactly.
So, Is there anything you need?
Fresh fish maybe, ma'am?
I can feel Death lurking! all around Aaah!
I've never been at a birth in my life!
Just get it out of me already!
It's coming out feet first, ma'am!
That's a bad omen!
So they say.
Push, you wh*re!
Go on... ¡IT'S ALMOST OUT!
Oooh! Everything turned out fine.
You must name her Consuelo!
I’ll do that in your honor, midwife!
Oooh. And what's his last name? After
all, lineage is so important.
She’s a fatherless girl!
This land is so fertile... that
everyone ends up pregnant.
Sisters...
she’ll have, for sure.
What’s your last name?
I'm just about to make a change.
Well, I'm about to
marry... an old millionaire.
The Marquis... of Black Teeth!
I've got nothing to
lose... and everything to gain!
Oh!
Consuelo.
Black Teeth.
Well, now you’ve got
a title and some land.
And I shall be...
The Marchioness...
of Puente Tieso.
Just tighter... you dolt!
Getting married with a
swollen belly... that's a mortal sin!
Then must’ve been a
dove, that got you pregnant.
Because that Tristán de Osborne, they
say he’s a bit... flamboyant.
But he’s from a really rich family!
And that's all she needs.
That's just jealousy talking.
But you’re sadly going
to die... like an old maid.
Me, jealous, of marrying a man
who spends all his time at the baths?
Oh, please!
Just tighter, Asunción!
I can’t do it anymore, miss! The baby’s
gonna come out through my mouth!
Let him not live!
I don’t want him!
Not even as a joke, you fool!
You’re the one bearing my heir!
Has he ever... kicked?
No not yet.
He’s very delicate.
So, like his dad, a soccer
player... yeah, that’s not happening.
More like a showboat.
Broad-shouldered,
and tight-assed,
definitely a f*gg*t.
You just stick to the script, you dummy.
But nobody says 'f*gg*t' in this era.
What do you mean they don’t? f*gg*t.
We don’t see anything like that...
in Puente Tieso!
Push harder, Asunción!
Look at the charmer, like a
rooster in someone else’s henhouse,
strutting... their feathers.
Consuelo... dear sister-in-law,
Why do you have to make everything
so complicated?
And you?
Why did you get my sister pregnant?
Because my seed, is strong.
You take advantage cause she's stupid.
And chased after others.
I love everybody.
I love you, and I love her too.
I am someone who loves, everyone.
I'm very... human.
Is that you don't love anyone?
I have a forbidden love.
Just as secret as yours,
But mine... is real.
You! Yes, you— the one listening...
You need to know that I love you.
Shut up gossip queen!
We don’t raise our voices in this town.
What a spectacle, madam!
I’m tired of the whispers.
And I’m tired of hiding what
I know you feel too.
You and I, Consuelo...
I worship you.
I regret that my heart, does
not lean toward ladies.
Because I would have been
much more gallant.
We’ve had...
Just one night...
...of passion.
But that’s all.
Are you sure?
Here everybody’s in everybody
else’s business.
God gives handkerchiefs and colds
to those with no nose.
For that fortune...
I could have married her too, you know.
Oh please, don’t be ridiculous. Sinner!
Well, you look like a common street tr*mp.
But honestly, who hasn’t
hooked up with a hot partner before?
I have, myself.
You're bold, could you try
being more discreet? For God’s sake.
Miss Consuelo... is shouting
her big secret from the rooftops
and nobody seems to care.
Maybe that’s what freedom means.
And what everyone else
thinks... doesn't matter no more.
In this town, there’s
never a shortage of secrets.
Really or are there more mysteries?
Yes.
Exactly.
I too am with child!
I think I might be as well!
Well, I migh end up
as the bridge... stiff.
Tough as a hundred stones.
Shhh!
Ladies, the priest is listening!
Keep it down!
Is there anything
Father Blesa doesn’t know?
Nothing I don’t already know, but in this
town... there are plenty of secrets—
Though some are a bit more
obvious than others.
Oh my goodness.
Hide me.
Ave María.
When will you be mine?
All the way to heaven.
I’d take you there.
Ba da ba ba ba.
Pa ra pa pa ra... pa ra pa
pa ra... pa pa ra... Father...
I have sinned!
And who wouldn’t, my dear?
I feel like I’ve strayed from
the righteous path.
I listen to modern music.
Behind violet doors,
I even catch myself thinking
about taking in some poor... Podencos!
Don’t worry, my dear Mariana.
Here, we all have a secret or two.
So you too Father?
Of course, my child.
Don’t let it trouble you.
Me too.
I've seen those flashy outfits
on the village girls.
Their long flowing hair...
I dream about it.
Do you have the hots
for the neighbors, Father?
I wish I could be like them.
Oh no—!
Father...
Oh no no.
Yes, yes, I want to confess!
Not now, my child.
I have a wedding to officiate.
It's mine!
But I don't want it!
I can't marry Dolores!
Well...
Pain is what I feel.
What’s wrong, my son?
Oh, it’s just... I
want to be like Consuelo.
I want to scream it, but I can’t!
Put down the pen, you fool!
Tthat same story again.
You came to me once
and promised not to sin.
Not sin?
Not sin... in the afternoon.
Ha ha.
Come on It’s time for you to get married.
Come on.
Psst!
Should I go look for him at the baths?
Big talker!
They’re probably off...
primping and fussing.
The daughter’s getting married in sin.
And the groom’s having second thoughts.
Because he’s a sissy. Ha ha.
Liar!
But he knocked us up!
It's my daughter's wedding! If you really
care about me, please, leave!
Give it up! Give it
up! Big round of applause!
Throwdown, throwdown! Dolores
is about to snap!
Good afternoon, Don Tristón.
Good afternoon to you too, Father Blesa.
Thank you so much, sweetheart.
Today we'll celebrate the union... of
the two wealthiest families in the region.
If anyone here has an objection...
Nobody say a word!
Father, get on with it! For
God's sake, the stew's getting cold!
I have to stop this wedding!
All this fortune is mine!
You wrote me off for dead, you b*tch!
Get this crazy woman out of here!
Twenty years with no
home, living off a wolf’s teat!
You stole my name and took
over my bedroom!
What the hell is going on?!
But what kind of nonsense is this?!
Doña Ángeles, the wicked witch!
Moron!
Long live the decadent!
Throw the glass!
Please, calm down!
Can we keep going, or does
anyone else have a sin to confess?
That girl was born breech, definitely
turned out twisted.
Yeah... and the florist deflowered me.
But we really are not
the only sinners, Father...
because you are too!
But he’s the one who wants me!
But he got me pregnant!
And he also got us pregnant too!
Yeah he also got us pregnant too!
Girls, I don’t even know anymore.
Somebody, help deliver these babies!
Midwife!
It's your duty!
I am a fishwife, goddammit!
So we’re not getting married after all?
Dolores, your boyfriend’s g*y!
What?
How could there possibly
be a q*eer in Puente Tieso?
Howww?
That was so well put together, huh?
It's amazing!
Bravo!
That's awesome!
Gourmet. So, so, so good!
Queens...
When I call your
name, please step forward.
La Escándalo.
Ferrxn.
Denébola.
Dafne.
Eva.
Laca Udilla.
Congratulations, ladies. You’re safe.
You may leave the stage.
Thank you.
You are both the best, and the
worst of today's show.
Let's hear what the judges have to say.
We'll start with Nori.
Hello.
I think Nori you started off...
You were a bit weak, you really struggled
to bring that character out.
Mm-hmm.
Even though it wasn't perfect...
I feel like you made a huge step forward.
Breaking out of your head, because
you tend to overthink.
Mm-hmm.
But I can't wait
to see...
who Nori is when she really lets loose.
Nori... the outfit is a great choice,
to show the contradiction
in the character of Ana Ruhas.
Because on one hand, there’s that wild,
party-seeking urge to escape.
And on the other, there’s this longing
for redemption based on...
or clinging to religion,
searching for a way out... of that life,
that she doesn’t want to be trapped in.
But it needs to be taken to a higher level
of sophistication and glamour...
and the kind this runway demands.
Nori I really think your role
was really a tough one.
The challenge of playing crazy,
with that wild hair.
And really giving it your all...
in the end, you just lose it— me, you,
anyone, it happens to all of us.
But there’s one thing, though, about the
runway, that I really liked... I
could see, and I had the chance
to be in the series,
the actress Ana Rujas in you.
I honestly saw her in your performance.
Thank you.
Thank you, too.
Let’s talk about Satín now.
Let’s talk about the challenge. You’re
what we’d call a bit of a
show-off performer.
She’s an actress, with enough talent and
the charisma for her performance...
to really shine.
But working with you was actually
very challenging.
I get that it was a stressful situation—
I totally understand—
And you had so many lines to remember.
But I think that charisma
and natural spark you have could
really be boosted with even more practice.
But in the runway, you deliver this.
And we were absolutely floored.
Congratulations, girl.
Thank you.
The look is absolutely fantastic,
because your hair is pure perfection, and
your makeup, and the way
you own that stage.
It’s incredible.
Thank you.
I think we just got our very
first ova of season five, darling, ova.
Wow.
Wow!
Wonderful!
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Satín, there’s something you do incredibly
well, and it’s something you
just have naturally— something a lot
of other actors don’t have— and
that’s improvisation.
And total confidence on stage.
So what happens? The challenge is
about delivering your lines.
And so, you started to
struggle, it was tough for you, it took
more time, but… well, that’s that.
Thank you.
Let’s move on to Alexandra.
With challenges like
these, there’s a risk of things
turning into an over-the-top parody.
But no… you were funny.
You were quick on your feet.
You really nailed this challenge.
Congratulations.
Thank you so much.
You were totally in control. You’d rehearsed
your routine with Nix, you knew
exactly what you wanted to do, you
worked the cameras, you owned the stage, and
you brought such excitement… and such
passion. Those are the kinds
of qualities— preparation,
passion, and teamwork— that really help
you go far in this competition.
Alexandra del Raval couldn’t have chosen any
other look. It was the perfect fit...
the drag you... that you are.
I’m always blown away by reveals that
build from simple to stunning.
And tributes to La Veneno always,
it’s like, they touch our hearts, somehow.
Alexandra I loved the challenge. I
think you did a fantastic job.
Very good, very good.
But the wig...
it's coming off.
Yeah.
We're only on episode two, but keep
in mind that later on... this
could decide...
your future here.
Let's talk with Krystal Forever.
Look, what happened was really simple.
You froze up during the challenge. But
that just shows how much you care
and your desire to get it right.
I think what you needed
was just a little more drive to...
enjoy yourself.
You were too focused on
just being perfect.
It's beautiful how you told the story...
starting from "Cardo,"
then moving on to "La Llamada,"
and finally finishing... also
with Cristina.
But I’d like to see you go all
in, even if it means you might not
make it. And as for the three looks...
They're fine, but...
maybe none of the three really...
It's iconic or I
remember it as something truly...
absolutely... exceptional.
Thank you.
Let’s talk with Margarita Kalifata.
Margarita,
you gave a masterclass in acting... because
you were so much fun, with an
incredibly interesting character
you created.
And on top of that, you started
out with a scene that was really tough
for a lot of reasons.
And you still managed to
help your teammate.
So, I think you really
shined in so many ways Margarita.
And the look you brought me
today, I’m fascinated. You told Montse’s
whole story with a look that
was not only beautiful but fun too.
This look is exquisite in
glamour... it’s brilliantly balanced in its
opulence, too.
And honestly, that hat!
Wowww. Wow.
I mean, honestly... we
have to give an OVAH. An OVAH.
Ovah!
OVAH!
Sweetheart... this look is incredible.
Congratulations.
Thank you so much, Ana.
I think you brought us a sense of calm
during the challenge.
That same calmness is here now.
Just like your look.
I think... it was a true work of art.
Thank you, Margarita.
Thank you, Yolanda.
And now, let's talk to Nix.
There was a important moment in my career.
It was when someone made me
fall in love with actresses who were
free... wild...
And with passion. It was...
when I met Yolanda Ramos. And
you, in the challenge,
Honestly, you gave me years of life because
I saw in you a spark, a hunger
to take on the challenge that
absolutely amazed me. And tonight... you
are just breathtakingly beautiful. Truly.
Of course, what you did today
with that dress is really interesting,
because you took something
totally camp and turned it into couture.
Well, except for Jordi Hurtado.
Ok.
But even that is couture, too.
But you made a dress out of what Magüi was
wearing— which was this ridiculous
sweater we just tossed in the
corner of a showroom.
And you made yourself, a stunning dress.
I could see this on any runway.
It's wonderful.
Thank you so much.
And I want to thank all of you for
the tribute you've given not just to us,
but also to our costume designer,
Ana López Cobos, who created all these
iconic looks and who I'm sure
is watching you all today, filled
with emotion.
Bravo for Ana!
I want to tell you... this is
the first time I've seen drag queens
like you. Those of us who've had to tough
it out working in all kinds of bars
with crowds that aren’t like a regular
theater audience, we’re used
to it...
to stand up for
ourselves in front of that crowd.
That gives us some extra swagger,
which isn't really who we are inside.
It kind of moves me.
And here, you can finally let go of having
to defend yourselves so much
against society.
And I have a
nineteen-year-old niece and...
she talks just like you all do. You’re
seriously what the younger
generation looks up to now.
I think you all
deserve a round of applause.
Thank you.
Queens...
Now the judges and I
are going to deliberate.
You may leave the stage.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Beauties.
So ladies...
Wow, Pepón.
We're safe, aren't we?
Man...
Again! Woohoo!
That's another episode.
Are you all happy or what?
Look, for example, I actually felt
a little sad. First thing I would've
said is, seriously, that’s gutsy...
and then, god, look how terrible I look.
Girl, we all looked a mess.
We all looked adorable.
Hey, but at least I'm safe.
Yeah.
O de bigonio, another week down.
Safe.
Fabulous.
We might just start getting annoyed
if we're always just safe.
But hey, you could make it all the way
to the finale just being safe.
Honestly, I am just shocked at you girls.
Us too.
Because I, I saw you all...
See, honestly, I hmean, I had so
much fun recording with Ferrxn yesterday.
It was such a blast.
What I'm saying is, maybe
I'm in the top. I think maybe...
When they handed out the roles...
We just decided to go with
something, that would be fun for us, and
didn’t assign ourselves the huge parts.
Yes.
Because honestly, we just didn’t feel
like learning that many lines.
Like at all!
And we said, we'll give that to Dafne.
That’s karma, because they
handed out roles straight from their
p*ssy— gave us whatever the
hell they wanted. And now look. Hah.
Now she’s safe.
Ladies... I did it, with my butt!
Watch out, I’m about to take off!
Hey, how's it going?
What happened?
How are you all doing?
Well, at least Alexandra’s face isn’t
as bad as it was last week.
But I think something
happened, and she’s not too happy.
So, they told me I did really
well in the acting challenge but, of
course, my wig totally screwed me over.
Sure there are other girls who besides
acing the acting challenge...
They also had k*ller looks... and didn’t
have any runway disasters like
I did.
So f*cking g*dd*mn wig!
Exactly, darling.
Gorgeous.
Your wig fell off, on
season five of Drag Race España.
It's a sin.
Honestly.
I'm f*cking done.
Why?
I'm stuck playing a part that isn't what
I wanted— neither of the options I
wanted, actually.
Um, well...
Ugh, my look sums up everything the
show’s about, but apparently
that’s still not enough.
I don’t know if they’re going off the
challenge, the look, I really
don’t— even so, I guess I should just
start getting ready to leave.
So Nix, what’d they tell you, babe?
Lots of good things.
And that my
performance, really surprised them.
And said that they
actually see me as an actress.
Oscar for Best New Actress,
coming right up.
Ugh.
For moaning. Go on, gorgeous!
It’s just...
I thought I smelled testosterone,
but nope— it's just jealousy, darling.
The big surprise of the night.
For the judges and my sisters, I
just shut them up, in a way that felt
soooo good.
They totally gave us an ovation,
for that runway.
For our looks.
But they told me what I already knew,
that I really struggle...
...to memorize things, and it’s true.
Everything they said was true.
I think I’m gonna lipsync.
Right?
Yeah.
You too, Krystal?
What did they tell you?
With my outfits, I think I was
trying too much and...
Ana said... I need to pay more attention
to those details so that...
They said not to try doing too
many looks, just focus on
one— and also about my performance.
From Puente Viejo, which...
Well, I didn't do well.
That's it. If I gotta lipsync,
then I will.
Krystal, you're in trouble,
it just didn’t go well for you.
That's just how it is. And the
look wasn’t exactly...
the best in the world.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
Now it’s our turn to judge
the girls and our hometown gals.
Let’s start... with Nori.
Nori, didn’t quite measure up to the rest
in the end result. But you’ve got
to appreciate that she listened to
the notes we gave her and kept growing,
and growing and growing,
and that’s always important.
I think Nori misunderstood... when
we talked about strength.
That makes her be more tense. And I
think if she realizes that alone,
she'll be able to do it, um... even
better, than she already has.
Satín.
I really think Satín's runway
was just, the perfect combination...
of a well-ex*cuted look, and also a strong,
and excellent interpretation
of that look, on the runway.
Her struggles during the challenge,
overshadowed some of her real talent.
However she has so much...
that even so, she managed to shine.
Alexandra del Raval.
She delivered a performance where she
was really clear about the concept she wanted
to bring with her stage partner, with all
those little nods and gestures, and
on top of that, she played
with the rhythm.
So the big wig fall moment, I
think it's true that it...
just breaks the magic for a few seconds.
Krystal Forever.
Honestly her performance in the
challenge was a disaster.
Her runway... was a bit chaotic.
So, she needs to decide for herself
if this is her moment...
Tonight.
Let’s talk now...
From Margarita Kalifata.
She’s showing us a drag style
that’s simple... yet absolutely flawless.
I think she brought that same
simplicity with a lot of power and humor, both
in the acting challenge and on the runway.
If I had... to write a headline
about her, I'd say...
The drag queen who by drawing from a
masterpiece like La Mesías, iconic work,
could become a masterpiece herself.
Bravo!
Nix.
I think Nix, was a real surprise today.
Not just in the challenge, but the look
she brought, and compared to the
last one... this one is just
light years ahead.
Silence.
Have we reached a decision yet?
Yes.
Yes.
So, have the queens come to me right away.
You silly thing.
Welcome back, queens.
The judges and I have deliberated...
And we have reached, a decision.
Alexandra del Raval,
having to act being in labour...
It's not usually something to celebrate,
unless you're Alexandra
del Raval.
Great job this week.
You are safe... you can join
the others backstage.
Thank you.
Bravo, girl, congratulations!
Wait!
Well.
Nix.
Maybe being born breech
isn’t such bad luck after all...
because from last week’s bottom,
right to the very top this week.
Margarita Kalifata,
How glad I am that you don’t
hang out with Mariana the Florist...
and her fear of freedom.
Honestly, it's been a real delight...
watching you perform.
And enjoy it.
Thank you.
Condragulations, you are
the winner of tonight’s show.
Let's go, Fata!
That’s it! That’s the way to go.
Ta-da! Ta-da!
Oh my god, I can’t believe it!
You’re taking home two thousand
five hundred euros.
Wow!
Look at all that cash!
And on top of that...
Endimaris Sitges is giving away a fantastic
travel package, so you can enjoy
the LGTBIQ+ Film Festival in Endimaris
Sitges. This includes, two
fabolous nights at the Medium Sitges
Park hotel... for you,
and your most film-obsessed companion.
Wow!
Thank you very much. It really couldn’t
have gone any other way. I’m
so sorry, ladies, you did a great job.
But that prize was really meant for me!
And now, you may all head
to the back with your sisters.
Congratulations, ladies!
Thank you!
Tata, I love you.
Krystal Forever.
A bit of insecurity and
way too many accessories...
hurt you today...
A tough break.
With deep regret...
tonight you are up for elimination.
I know.
Nori.
It's true you managed to unleash
your wild side...
but we really think you can
make that side roar... even louder.
Satín Greco.
Even though the process wasn’t easy...
the result and your runway make
us want to give you another chance.
You’re safe.
You may join your sisters backstage.
sh*t.
Krystal Forever.
Nori.
With deep regret...
Tonight, you all face elimination.
I knew it. That I'd be in the lipsync with
Nori. But whatever, I don’t mind.
I know how to hold my own on stage.
Queens...
now you are about to
perform the iconic song... Zorra.
Nebulosa.
And today you have to give it...
everything you've got.
It really annoys me because I’m not
even in the right look or wig for a lipsync.
But obviously it's a lipsync for life or
death, and that's exactly... what it
will be.
Two queens stand before me.
This is...
your last chance, to impress us all...
And to save you, from elimination.
So it's time for the lipsync...
for your life...
Or death.
Good luck.
And don’t...
f*ck it... up.
Let’s do this!
Ah... turns out she doesn’t
know the lyrics.
Wow wow!
Yeah. Krystal does her spin, and then
drops into the splits. Big deal.
Hun, that's wild too. She's
fifty-two and in heels! But honestly, the
least you could do is know the words.
I’m watching the
lipsync and can’t believe it.
They weren’t doing anything.
Nobody moved. What’s this?
What’s happening?
Not knowing the song ‘Zorra’ by
Nebulosa, should honestly be ill*gal, honey.
And actually, watching those two
b*tches do that lipsync, just made me sick.
Queens...
The decision
about who is leaving the competition...
it’ll be decided with a lip
sync for your life.
And honestly, it’s tough for the judges...
it’s tough for us to accept that
this was the best that could be delivered
in a lip sync for your life today.
This is season five.
You need to give your all.
If you're doing a lip sync, the
very least we expect is that you know
the words.
So, one of you will be going home...
but this is not going to happen again.
I'll check what the judges have decided
and let you know right away.
Krystal Forever...
Shantay, you stay.
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
May I say something?
Thank you and I’m sorry... for...
what happened,
and this has been a huge
dream of mine for so many years.
Thank you for all your
advice, and for your feedback.
I’ll really take it to heart.
Thank you, truly.
Thank you, Krystal.
Nori.
We’ve seen you scream, we’ve
seen you roar, and we’ve seen you...
Walk this runway.
But now...
I’m really sorry...
Sashay,
you leave.
Remember to leave your heart as you go.
Thank you so much, thanks for everything— and
especially, thanks for letting me show
off my looks, which is basically
what I came here to do on Drag Race. So,
that’s that.
See you soon.
You are absolutely fabulous, Tata.
Alright then.
I got confused. This wasn't a
strip club, it was a barn.
Well, that’s the end of my brief
stint on Drag Race Five. Honestly, it felt
more like a cameo than an actual run.
It’s totally unfair that I
have to leave looking like this!
I’m not sure I expected to be the first
one out, but I knew that...
Anything could happen.
Making it this far has been
a dream come true.
The best thing about this
experience is walking away with twelve
sisters, a hundred percent.
Well, eleven if you count me. Math, right?
So now, I'll just keep doing what I always
do, but just with better hair.
I’ll send you all the bill for my nails.
Who cares about what I do?
Who cares about what I say?
That's who I am and how I'll always be.
And I will never change!
Let the music play!
Let's go!
Next week on Drag Race España...
And now ladies, it's time to sew.
I think there are plenty who actually
know how to sew, and then
there are people who just play
dumb, and act like they don't know how.
I didn't have help from anyone.
I think a lot of us
have helped each other out.
But there's no need
to point fingers either.
I do, whatever the hell I want.
You got me?
-I have nothing to say, you vulgar.
-Then shut your mouth.
You’ve got what it takes, to be an icon.
I think, you’re the absolute quintessence.
This is, hands down, one of the best looks
we’ve ever had on Drag Race España.
It’s true that your look wasn’t as
spectacular as the rest of your
fellow queens.
Nori left,
but they left their heart with one of you
here.
Dear magic mirror,
whose fate among the queens... will
be the least tragic today?
I’m freaking terrified, darling.
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