Hello, hello, hello.
Previously on
Drag Race España...
This week's Maxi Challenge,
is the premiere of the Rusical
"Eternas."
La Niña Delantro.
I feel like today in your look
and in the challenge
you needed to take more risks.
Chloe Vittu.
Your acting is missing some
control
over all that craziness,
in the same way you manage
to do it with your looks,
Vampirashian.
You have enormous versatility,
you're always serving the
character
you want to show us.
And that's the spirit of Drag
Race.
Condragulations, you are the
winner
of this week's challenge.
Oh my god.
La Niña Delantro.
Shantay, you stay.
Thank you!
Chloe Vittu.
I'm very sorry,
because today our hands are
tied.
Shantay, you stay.
Bravo!
Double shantay,
double shantay!
Oh my god, amazing.
First double shantay of the
season starring the dolls.
Wow.
The dolls are staying!
-Yas!
I wanted Chloe to stay,
but this is too much,
some girls need to sashay away.
Damn, girl.
When they told me I was staying,
it was like: "I'm so happy to be
here
one more week,"
but again, like every week
I have to say goodbye to
someone.
And that it had to be
my friend Chloe...
And suddenly, when they said
you were staying...
How was that moment?
I'm so happy.
Thank you Supremme, the Javis,
Ana Locking, a thousand times
over.
And to you too, Melody.
I love you.
Hey, let's hear it for Vampi!
Amazing.
-The winner!
Thanks to Sara.
-You really deserve it.
We know you're a superfan of
Sara and what better tribute?
Super Sara.
-Totally, girl.
I let her shine,
so she should give me a piece of
the prize.
But she's the patron saint of
cheapskates,
she won't give up a cent.
I want to get all of this off,
my feet are k*lling me.
Today I thought Chloe and I
wouldn't
be able to continue the tradition,
but thanks to the stars,
we can do it...
This is tradition.
-b*tch, give a girl a heads-up!
But, girl...
At this point,
I don't know who I see as a
rival,
because we're all very even,
almost all of us have a win.
If anyone wants to buy
my sweaty thong,
I'll sell it for the modest
price of 2,500 euros.
For the price shown on the
screen.
I don't know what could happen.
The winner of
Drag Race España
will receive a year's supply of
NYX Professional Makeup,
a crown and scepter,
and 30,000 euros.
Today our judges are
Ana Locking,
Javier Calvo,
and Javier Ambrossi.
With extra special guest judge,
Eduardo Navarrete.
It's a new day
in the Werk Room!
I've never been so happy
to walk into this Werk Room.
I'm not going anywhere girl,
I'll cling on however I can.
Week seven with seven queens
left.
-Just like Snow White.
Why are there still seven
queens?
-We're like seven massive dwarfs.
Since two stayed,
we've lost a week... well...
Here we are, another day,
no one sashayed away.
I just hope there isn't
a double elimination this week.
Hold on to your panties, girl!
Let's see what the hell Miss
Supremme
has in store for us today...
She's about to tell us.
Hello, hello, hello!
-Wow, handsome!
-What a cool look.
Queens, we have a wonderful day
ahead...
because it's Le Cocó's birthday.
-Yay!
Thank you.
I hope that her birthday
doesn't distract you
and that none of you have
forgotten
that the winner of
Drag Race Spain
will receive a year's supply of
NYX Professional Makeup.
A crown and scepter,
and 30,000 euros.
These days
one has to know
what their brand is,
although sometimes things get
complicated with all the
branding,
briefing, meeting,
squirting, fisting...
Oh!
-Yas.
I don't know if it's branding
or just pure cuteness,
but in this week's Mini
Challenge
we have the...
Drag Puppet Show!
Yay, I love it!
Because who doesn't like...?
Fisting!
The drag puppet
challenge scares me a bit,
I always watch it at home and
thought:
"Wow, that looks difficult."
Angelita la Perversa,
put your hand in the hole.
I don't know how to do this.
Oh.
Who is it?
-La Niña Delantro.
Oh, I love it.
We're off to a good start.
Here comes the drama.
It's Vampirashian!
-Vampirashian!
Tada!
-It's me!
Mariana Stars, yes.
-It's me!
It's missing teeth.
Make me pretty, Megui.
I see how you do your makeup,
and I'm scared.
Le Cocó.
Is it me?
It's Chloe.
Le Cocó!
Let's see. Oh, oh, oh.
Look at the face!
-It's Angelita, right?
-No.
-It's Megui, right?
-It's me, right?
-It's you, always naked.
She has a very big mouth.
It's Angelita!
Girl, I want that shirt!
Maybe a hand up the butt
is a way to bond,
you never know.
You have ten minutes...
-Ten?
To make these puppets
look divine and fabulous.
Time starts...Now!
With how easy it is to
see La Niña naked here
and this is being so hard.
Cocó, you look awful.
Well, I have to try
new things sometime.
Oh my God,
I'm so sorry, Angelita.
I'm making a very ugly puppet,
which also represents her.
Three, two, one...
Time's up!
I still need to do her wig,
her makeup... Everything.
I'm desperate,
I'm going to fail,
I don't want a bad score.
Let the show begin.
How peaceful, right?
It's very quiet.
I'm missing someone,
I don't know where they are.
Hi, Angelita!
I know how to do many things.
I'm a good dancer, look.
I'm recreating the mini-me
version of La Niña Delantro.
She's loud,
only knows how to vogue...
It's a very realistic puppet.
I'm the queen of voguing.
Go for it.
Hi, girls, you're doing so
well...
You're doing so well...
Do you want to say something,
Angelita?
No, I'm not going to talk today.
Really, Angelita?
You don't want to say anything?
Well, where's my camera?
Well, now we have to
split into groups.
No! I'm going to be in this
group
and when you finish talking,
I'll go to this group.
It's basically a clone of
Angelita.
She just needs to do this:
"Now it's my turn to speak."
Good evening,
good evening everyone.
I've gathered you here today
because I'm the opening act
for a big star.
The "Cho-le" one-woman show.
Nobody cares about Chloe,
Cho-le is better.
She has her boobs,
she has a trashy side,
I put four blonde
mop strings on her head,
which are like her wigs, really.
Cho-le, tell me,
what do you like
to do most on stage?
-Embarrass myself.
-That sounds right.
Great, Cho-le, darling.
And why did you show us
your boobs with this entrance
look?
It's the only thing I have to
offer,
that and my hair.
Flights to Turkey are cheap now,
you can buy hair and
fabric to cover your boobs.
Bullshit.
-Le Cocó, good morning.
-Go to hell!
But it's your birthday.
Come on out.
Come on,
everyone sing along.
Happy birthday to you...
Shut up already, jeeze.
Oh my, well...
Good thing I love you
just the way you are.
I have a little gift for you.
-What is it?
Some blush, my love.
Blush is for nice girls, I'm
pretty.
Yes, she's making me seem rude.
And that's not who I am at all.
Girls, have you seen Mariana?
-No.
Where's Mariana?
-Oh, it's the Rock, oh.
Mariana, stop.
You need to listen to me,
there are people here.
The Rock, I love your hot bod.
Megui starts saying
"c*ck," "c*ck."...
And I'm like, "What c*ck?"
The Rock, you're so hung.
Turns out he was saying "The
Rock."
I don't know, a little strange,
but it's making me laugh.
Well, Mariana, I think
we should wrap up,
but let me help you, this got
stuck here...
A Botox needle,
you brought it with you.
For a little touch-up, right?
Oh, yeah.
I would never wear that hair.
And that outfit? Please.
I never go half naked.
But I must admit
I do love feeling up a hunk.
Oh, the Rock.
Hi, how are you? Yes, there were
and we weren't expecting anyone else,
but then she arrived, Megwee.
-My name is Megui.
-Oh, sorry.
Megwee, can you tell us a little
about
this look you're wearing today?
Well, the judges told me
to show a bit more of my
essence.
I think they meant my body
and my muscles.
I'm going to perform
a slutty little couplet for
them.
Hay una pulga rabiosa
que ya me está molestando.
I'm definitely a
very resourceful girl.
You're a star, darling,
you're a star.
Okay, but drop the schtick.
It's just that you're a star,
darling, you're a star.
Oh, my God,
I'm so exhausted for now.
Maestro, hit it one last time,
I'm out of here.
The winner of the Mini Challenge
is...
-La Niña Delantro.
-Ah!
Let's go girls!
Yas!
Congratulations!
-Yay!
Let's go!
You won whatever puppet you
want.
I want mine.
I want mine, please.
-Girl...
Here, you can have it.
-Yay!
I'm cracking up.
I mean, I just won by imitating
Angelita.
This is television history.
Wow!
Listen up, because in
this week's Maxi Challenge
you're going to become marketing
stars...
Well, of infomercial marketing.
Oh!
Welcome to the...
h*m* Shopping Network
Are you excited to see our
products?
Yes.
-Please, please.
The Relief Recliner.
A reclining armchair
with integrated massage
and built-in toilet.
The Diva Mattress.
This mattress features memory
foam
and is made from light, fluffy
clouds,
and it hugs you
and whispers
hits from your favorite diva.
The Satisfryer.
Our scientists have
discovered a new G-spot
located in the palate.
Now a foodgasm
is just a bite away.
And, Niña Delantro, as the
winner of the Mini Challenge,
you can choose a partner or
two teammates and your product.
Chloe.
And... Angelita.
Wow. See you!
What is she doing?
She's gone completely crazy.
I don't understand this.
-Which product do you want?
-The product...
The Satisfryer.
Alright, so this team of three
will do the Satisfryer.
I know that
Angelita, Chloe, and Niña
can make a wonderful team,
but if it doesn't go well,
it will be my pleasure
to face Angelita in the lip
sync.
The rest of you can pair up as
you like.
Should we?
-Perfect.
Love it.
-All set?
And now La Niña Delantro will
assign the remaining products
to each team.
Alright, recliner and mattress.
Weird name the Relief Recliner.
-Just what we like, girl.
For this challenge,
you'll receive assistance and
tips
from the best improv
directors today,
our beloved Javis.
And you better do a good job,
because it's not easy to sell
anything to this week's
extra special guest judge,
Eduardo Navarrete.
Hello, I'm Eduardo Navarrete.
And between stitches,
I'm here to check out
the most iconic and
fabulous runway in our country.
I'm very excited.
Girls, good luck,
and don't f*ck it up.
Goodbye.
-Goodbye.
I knew you'd like your puppet
in the end.
La Niña Delantro and I have
different points of view,
but I can work with anyone.
Anyway, let's put
our ideas down on paper
and see what comes out of this.
What did you think of the
moment when La Niña picked...?
That was a plot twist.
It was a huge plot twist.
Is this a strategy by
La Niña Delantro to...?
I don't know,
I don't know what she's doing.
I don't know why she chose
Angelita la Perversa.
Did I miss something?
I chose you two because I think
we can make a good team.
We have three
different personalities
and I trust your abilities a lot
and my own.
So, what do you have in
mind for the Satisfryer?
Well, it's complicated
because we got a product
that's like...
-Hey, I chose it.
I know, girl.
-It's the one I like the least.
Really?
-Yes.
But we're going to make it
fabulous, that's for sure.
I think La Niña chose Angelita
because her profile
is very different compared to
ours
and that contrast could be cool.
And if there's a quid pro quo,
we can make something out of it.
See that word I used?
What do you think if,
for example, we do...?
I really like the infomercials
where you're listening
to the audio dubbed in Spanish
over the other person
speaking in English.
So, there's one over the other.
-I want to do it in English.
I came up with the dubbing idea.
I've watched a lot of
infomercials
and I know where
the funny moments are.
And I think it would be very
funny to hear a hostess
speaking in English and
one speaking in Spanish.
We would have the hostess
who starts in English...
and another one who translates.
-Yes.
And I come out as an old lady
with a
little bag like this, with her hair...
Angry.
-Yes, angry.
-Like "I don't want that."
I'm not convinced,
I'm not convinced by this
product.
I came here to see Dr. Phil.
We have a lot of consensus,
everything's very well
organized,
very clear.
We're going to sell
that product for sure.
We can do it like I'll be
the super absurd presenter
and you as the super absurd
hostess,
but I think that you're more
absurd than I am.
And I think you're the best.
-Of course.
And I copy you and you're
absurd.
Exactly.
Being absurd is a success,
but you have to know how to do
it.
You have to be very smart
to know how to play dumb.
I used to get turned on
by infomercials.
Which one?
When the sports ads came on.
You're sick in the head.
Megui got turned on by
everything...
Even by "The Magic School Bus."
I don't understand her.
Hello.
-Hello.
Hi!
-How are you?
What's up?
It's so cool that the Javis are
here.
I really wanted to work with
them.
And if they suddenly make an
infomercial
and want me to be the hostess
like Vanna White,
I'm definitely here for it.
We're here to tell you all
some things we think
might help you.
The difficult part of this
challenge
is that you have to flesh out
your characters very well.
I mean infomercials
and home shopping,
which I did, by the way,
it was my first job.
-Yes?
-Of course.
My first job,
which paid me 500 euros,
was advertising an HP computer.
It was like a family,
and I was the kid using it.
Yes, it was something like:
"It has this many gigabytes,"
etc.
There are a lot of parts in
an infomercial,
we have when the hosts,
who present the product,
but we also have testimonials
from people who tried the
product.
We have the before and after.
And after the characters,
we have the structure.
First, I present some,
then my partner presents,
then together we do something.
For me, that's what always
works.
And besides the character,
and the structure,
it also always helps to have
conflict,
like one wanting to talk more
than the other, like us two.
Yeah, but you never shut up.
It's amazing to be with them
and have them as directors,
but on the other hand,
it scares the sh*t out of me,
because I respect them so much.
And that said, remember that
this
is an improv challenge
and we'll be there.
Anything can happen.
That means nothing is as it
seems.
I'm nervous.
And on that note...
-You're so mean.
We'll see you soon!
-Bye, kisses.
Kisses.
No surprises, please,
I'm a Capricorn.
You can't change my plans,
please, don't.
Hello.
-Hello.
Hello, beauties.
I'm not Pink Chadora.
We've decided to play
two slutty divorcées
who are rediscovering the world
and the pleasures of life...
And drugs.
Action!
We are... Slutashian.
And Mariana f*ck.
Tired of not having
memorable nights?
I'm having a great time.
And I've discovered that
after so much practice
I'm really good at playing
drunk.
Cut!
Everything is incredible,
but when you get to
the part with "tired of
whatever,"
try delivering it differently.
What makes it funny is that they
think we see them as sober
and very happy,
but they're drunk.
I think that's where the
contrast is.
The Javis are wonderful, really.
They're kind, they support you,
they help you, and they're so
handsome.
Are you tired...?
Of not sleeping well.
Are you bored...
-Of not sleeping well.
No, silly.
Now the Mónica Naranjo
song kicks off.
When she points, it means
the Mónica Naranjo song plays.
And you have to listen to it.
The Mónica Naranjo song, bam.
I'm getting in my head a little.
I came in calm,
but the situation is
overwhelming me a bit.
Three, two, one.
Are you tired?
She still doesn't get
that the mattress sings to you.
The problem is that I'm focusing
on being a drunk mess
and I'm only paying attention
to the drink and the alcohol.
I'm going to try to focus and
start over,
but I'm feeling lost,
I'm lost.
I would do a bit
where you're very drunk
and you keep pulling things out,
you're pulling things out
forever.
You should be back from
the afterparty with drinks in
hand...
Let's see if it works, okay?
-Grab the drinks, darling.
Let's see how it goes.
-And now your energy is very
low.
I feel like a famous actress
and I'm doing everything
the Javi daddies say.
They say: "Stand like this"
and I stand like this.
"Stand over there," I stand
over there. This is going...
The show ends with you two
revealing what's inside that
box.
You're going to tell the TV
audience
that if they call now,
they'll receive a gift
that's inside that box.
And you have to explain what it
is.
-In a single take.
Without seeing it?
-This is an improv challenge.
I was hoping to avoid this
moment.
Action!
And I'm a little scared
because it's improv.
Nothing is prepared,
and you jump right in the deep
end.
Tell us who you are.
We're two show presenters.
This is the American girl,
and this is the Spanish girl.
And I'm Ataulfa,
from Navarrete del Condado.
My character is a lady
whose daughter tricked her
into going on set
to surprise her.
She's actually there
for a product demonstration
she doesn't know anything about.
How is this sketch going to
start?
I start by presenting the
product in my native language,
which is English.
And I'm translating it
without much enthusiasm.
Since I'm off camera at that
moment,
I don't really care.
-Perfect.
Let's do that part first.
I'm super excited,
because having the Javis direct
you,
with all their success,
is a gift.
Action!
Welcome once again to the
h*m* Shopping Network.
Our scientists
have discovered a new G-spot
in the palate.
Okay, very good. Cut!
-It's very good.
I think that's enough.
What happens next?
Now we introduce her.
-And then we cut.
Alright.
-Action!
Welcome.
-How beautiful.
Welcome, Miss Ataulfa.
-From Gibraltar, right?
We're going to do a
demonstration, okay darling?
You start cutting the chicken.
-Wait a moment.
Cut! Give her a moment, you
know?
She arrives like: "Hi, how
are you? Can I say hi to
someone?"
Order. You're not giving
me a chance to speak.
And you're focusing on a
fight between the two of you
to see who is sexier,
to see who can steal more camera
time.
Girls, we have a script.
Where does this part end?
It goes right up to the line
where she grabs me and says...
If you're tired of your
husband...
-The other one.
Fry up some sexual desire.
Okay. I think to add to this,
let's do a brief product
introduction, okay?
And then we'll introduce
Angelita.
The Javis are basically
structuring the whole
script for us, you know?
Because it lacks structure and
cuts.
And inserting this scene
here and that one there.
We had planned it as
a single three-minute take...
One of you has to do the
voiceover.
Do you miss having orgasms?
But you can't see us here.
-No, you're off camera.
We can each say a line.
-You can say whatever you want.
Okay.
-The Javis realized that
they had to take me out of the
scene
because I wasn't being given
space
and that's why they gave me
a moment to explain
who my character is.
You have one take
to explain to the audience,
looking at the camera,
that if they call now,
they'll win the product
that's inside the box.
The only thing I ask
is that it doesn't
jump out scare me,
because I get scared easily and
I won't be able to improvise
if something jumps out at me.
Tell us who you are.
I'm Pilar, I'm her boss.
I brought her in because she
wants to work,
she admires me a lot.
Are you happy?
-So much.
So mulch.
-So mulch.
I think if Megui and I do this
well,
it could be a good night.
Let's go.
Today, I'm here to present
something wonderful,
but first I have to introduce
someone who's not as wonderful.
But anyway, this is Fanny.
No, my name is Pilar, like you.
-Sure, Pilar.
Now she wants to be Pilar too,
she wants to be like me.
-Okay. Cut!
-Very good, phenomenal.
But now I'm missing something.
And it's why she here.
Why is she here today?
Because I have an organization
that sponsors people with
problems...
Exactly, there you go.
Let yourself go.
There she goes, I brought her
out.
-Some advice:
what you planned is very good,
but forget it a little,
forget what you planned,
what you had in mind.
I don't think Le Cocó,
has ever been absurd.
And absurdity spreads
quickly and easily.
And the girl is nailing it.
Now I'm going to explain
its different positions.
And I don't get that she's
talking about the recliner.
Okay.
-Three, two, one... Action!
Let's continue with the features
of this cute little recliner.
Feature number three is
the various positions.
You can be vertical
and the vibrations,
vibrato, and massage
are concentrated on your spine.
And so it will give you more...
Pilar two, I'm talking about
the positions of the recliner...
not yours.
-Sorry.
Compose yourself,
you're on television.
And my audience deserves
respect.
I think the Javis were dying of
laughter
when they saw us in action
and I think it's very cool
to have this opportunity to
work with them hand in hand.
Let's do a scene
like in Paquita Salas,
where she says: "If I'd known,
I'd have left you in Nepal."
You're scolding her.
I think it would work better
like:
"Pilar two, if I'd known..."
Quieter?
-Yes.
Pilar two.
-Angrier.
I can see the excitement
in the Javis' faces.
Should we try the scolding
off camera a couple of times,
to see if it works
better in different places?
They're giving us
cool ideas to improve on.
Because what we're feeling
on the inside isn't the same
as what they're
seeing from the outside.
This box comes as a gift
if you're one of the
first 30 callers.
Or the first caller,
whoever calls now.
As soon as you open it,
you have to talk about the
benefits
of the product inside the box.
And then end the show.
What's in that box?
I mean, that box was
put there by the Javis.
The Javis or the show.
It scares me a lot.
It could be a dildo
or a live animal,
I might die of disgust,
I don't know.
Heigh‐h*, Heigh‐h*,
it's off to drag we go.
It's a new day in the Werk Room,
and someone's getting
eliminated.
I'm sad for her,
because I know it won't be me.
How are you today after
the amazing day yesterday?
Good.
-Full of energy!
I think everyone was surprised
that I chose Angelita...
but it was...
-It was for me too, darling.
Right? But it was...
-Explain your strategy.
Call it strategy if you want.
-In the end...
We're in a competition
and it could be a strategy.
Of course.
-Of course.
And I knew that you could
shine in this challenge.
I'm looking Angelita in the face
and she doesn't look very
happy with the result.
I don't know what will happen.
Who hasn't had to lip sync yet?
They haven't lip synced yet...
-Then today it's a triple
lip-sync.
I'll tell you something.
You haven't had to lip sync?
One of you has the Queen.
Between the three of you...
-And she had the garlic.
-I had the garlic, girl.
It's true.
Let's see, by process of
elimination
there's only two people, Megui or me.
Either a queen
that won a lip-sync
didn't want to use it,
or one of the eliminated queens
took it home with them.
There's no other option.
Girls, do you feel like
getting back out there
and doing shows and ba*ls
and dancing in different places?
Absolutely,
that's what I like most.
I really want to go back to
the places that are like home to
me
where I've ended up meeting
a lot of wonderful people
and made friends and sisters.
And I want to go back
there because I miss it.
Do you have any enemies?
-I don't.
I don't have enemies.
-Me neither.
Look, it's true that
the club scene
always has some bad vibes,
a lot of bosses
try to take advantage of you
and all that,
but you have to be aware
if you give them an inch
they'll take a mile.
Look, bad pay is just
part of our profession...
and our day to day.
-It's no secret.
They really take advantage
of the excitement in the moment,
that you're happy to be working,
to be in a club...
to be part of all that.
-Some places do, others don't.
They take advantage
of one's naïveté, like you said.
And I also have to say that
I don't think it's normal
that there are drag queens
who always work in the same
place
and aren't offered a contract.
The waiters have one,
why don't we?
When we're in heels,
death dropping and all that,
we could break a leg
and we're sh*t out of luck.
That's called a
labor inspection, darling.
And when they do one at your
venue
and you don't have the
drag queens under contract,
they'll shut that place down.
It's important to focus
on those at the top
and not go after
each other,
because in the end,
if we don't come together
and take care of one another,
we forget that
the real problem
is the person who creates
those working conditions for us.
That's not what's
keeping me up at night.
What kept me up last night
is today's critiques.
What worries you more,
being judged as a group or
individually?
Well, it depends, because
if someone in the group is
weaker,
the whole group goes down.
A few hours ago I was saying
that she was very comfortable
with us,
so I don't understand where
those comments are coming from.
I don't care if they judge us
as a group or individually,
because I think we did well
and we'll deserve the critiques,
whether they're good or bad.
Welcome to the main stage of
Drag Race España.
Javier Ambrossi.
-Hello, Supremme.
Good evening. How are you?
-Good. And you?
Eager for you to tell me
if you have any collectibles.
Yes, one that's very important
to me,
that always goes with me
and that I couldn't live
without...
my husband.
-Oh.
How beautiful!
-It's the truth.
Oh, how beautiful, I love it.
My dear friend,
Ana Locking.
Girlfriend.
-Good evening.
Have you ever bought
anything you saw on TV?
Well yes, of course,
a blanket with sleeves.
Because when you get home and
peel off your latex,
a blanket with sleeves
hits the spot, you know?
-Totally, totally.
-My dear Javier Calvo,
I'm sure you love
buying things you've seen on TV.
What have you bought?
I saw that HP ad
and I took the model home.
Really?
-Yes.
Oh.
The things you find out here,
girl.
This show always has new tea.
And our extra special guest
judge
is someone from whom I'd buy
anything he tried to sell me,
Eduardo Navarrete.
How are you, my love?
How important is it
to know how to sell yourself?
Extremely important.
What can I say,
my skills have even gotten me
a five-star rating on Grindr.
By selling myself, that is...
-Ah, ah.
I'm great at selling myself.
Today our queens are the newest
stars
of the h*m* Shopping Network.
And on the runway
the category is
The Four Elements.
Racers, start your engines,
and may the best drag queen win.
-Here we go!
-Bravo!
The category is...
The Four Elements
Today my entire runway pays
homage
to the burlesque of the '30s and
'40s.
I'm wearing a wonderful coat
that represents the earth.
It's very comfortable,
for around the house too.
And inside, in the
lining, I have the fire,
that burns and scorches me.
I twirl and dance
like Isadora Duncan
representing the air
with fabric
and finally,
I'm soaking wet
with this bodysuit
based on Kim Kardashian's
Met Gala look.
It's so light,
I can't feel my loafers.
This week on the runway
I bring you an impressive
waterfall.
Earth and water,
the perfect balance.
And the air on my neck,
caressing me like
a hunk on the beach.
Paloma Urban Fashion.
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The waterfall transforms
into a Latin bonfire
with lots of fire
and lots of flavor.
Alright, back to the tree...
The Christmas tree.
Earth, fire, wind
water, and heart.
All of them come together
to form Captain Planet.
My dress has lights,
it has its petals,
it has representations
of the four elements.
Look, it's Tyra's twin,
Lycra Banks.
Oh, wow!
So many effects, girl.
It's cosplay, it's drag,
and it's something very true
to the character's identity
and the four elements.
It's Captain,
Ms. Planet, if you're nasty.
Today on the runway
I'm wearing a divine wedding
dress,
scandalous, darling.
I'm a bride,
jilted at the altar.
That pain that's k*lling her
is represented by my dress,
which is burned.
I represent water
with my makeup,
my tears are crystal drops,
because I am a star.
Earth is also represented by
a bouquet of flowers.
Gypsy Roses.
And wind is represented by my
veil,
it got caught in some branches
while I was running
and fleeing from this pain.
Me, me, me!
-Over here!
I'm single...
Oh, what a mean b*tch.
Goodbye.
-See you later, girl.
Today on the runway my look
is a goddess that has
all four elements.
I carry earth in the trunk
that runs across my abdomen
and the branches
coming out of my chest.
I carry fire in the
orange hair on my head
and my huge torch...
Boom!
-She's a fire crotch.
-How scary.
She's brave with all that
hairspray and polyester.
I carry water
represented by the fabric
on my arm
that representing the sea.
I carry air in
the bird feathers
coming out of my head.
I feel invincible and strong.
-La leña arde, arde.
My runway today
is serving pure craftsmanship.
I'm wearing a hand-painted
bodysuit
meticulously done by
an artist in Valencia
representing nature.
Damn those g*y pigeons!
She looks ready to be mounted...
On my wall.
There you go.
And over the floral bodysuit,
I'm wearing a hoop structure
in the shape of a dress
and decorated with paintings
representing the four elements
with color.
Yes, we can-can.
Oh la la.
I come out on the runway
in a wonderful white robe
that imitates the sky
and in my hands I have two
scales
for Libra.
♪ Libra. ♪
♪ Como el sol cuando amanece,
ella es libra. ♪
I take off the hood,
I take off the robe
and I'm water.
-Oh.
♪ No cambié, no cambié. ♪
I take off the dress
with a spiral reveal.
No way!
-Amazing!
Yes!
And I'm the pure essence of
Sagittarius,
fire to the max.
Another one?
Uh!
Then I'm Lilith,
the first red-haired woman,
because she came from the earth.
The category is:
Forgot to d*uche.
I just sh*t myself.
Thank you all very much.
My queens, let's start with
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Oh my god, girl!
Let's talk with you,
Vampirashian, Mariana.
You had both characters very
clear from the beginning,
but the opposite happened.
While Vampirashian
kept getting smaller,
Mariana took the lead and
control of the situation
to the point where you
were totally opposite.
Since she had so much energy,
you could have taken it toward
the lady who was dozing off
and couldn't even articulate
a word and was fading away.
You should have been in
the background doing things,
falling asleep, testing the
mattress...
Have you seen "Women on the
Verge of a Nervous Breakdown"?
Remember Rossy de Palma,
when she was sleeping in that
hammock,
she stole the scene,
even though she wasn't doing
anything?
Well, that's the thing,
not having dialogue
doesn't mean
that you can't steal the scene.
I was completely hooked
from the moment
you were under the bed,
for me, it was the best
part of the whole sketch.
Regarding the looks,
Vampirashian, I really like
how you always pay homage
to your favorite era,
the '20s and '30s.
But there are two things
that don't seem as well
resolved as the rest,
a bit less up to par,
which are the fire represented
with the lining.
I expected it to be more fiery,
not just a red lining,
for it to have...
It's painted,
but I guess it doesn't show.
We can't really see it.
-It looks orange.
It looks orange.
You should have enhanced
it more with black tones,
-Reds...
-Yellows, reds...
And then the lower part
of the corset needs to be
adjusted,
especially in the rear.
And, Mariana, I really like
what the look turns into,
but the first one...
I really don't get it.
Honestly.
Before I start,
I want to tell you all
that I know you're
making a huge effort,
because I was a drag queen
and I still am,
because it's a question of
attitude.
I want to tell you
that I was totally seeing
Chelo García-Cortés and Mila
Jiménez
getting home drunk from the bar
because it was more Jersey Shore
than an infomercial.
I loved it,
you made me laugh a lot.
What the other judges
said is true,
one overshadowed the other,
but it happens,
when one is doing better than
the other
you either push through or you
go down.
But kisses to both. XOXO.
To end on a good note.
Thank you very much, my love.
Now it's time for the next
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Is it going to rain now?
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-I'm on TV.
Rebe, I'm on TV!
My eldest daughter Mary
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I was at the salon,
I still have the clips in.
She says...
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Ma'am, now we're going to let
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I'm so confused with you two.
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So tasteful.
-So refined, so elegant.
So elegant.
This season is turning out
to be so tasteful.
What an interview.
-Thanks for having me today.
Well, let's begin.
We went to the Werk Room
to give you a few tips
that could help you.
One was that
the characters should be
different.
But you decided to choose
two very similar ones
and you even dressed the same.
And we also told you:
"Watch out for the structure,
come up with a lot of parts,"
and you came up with two,
an introduction and then
everything else all at once.
Ataulfa's entrance went
all the way to the end,
without really explaining
what the Satisfryer was
nor was there any time
to explain who Ataulfa was.
And that brings me to Angelita.
Angelita's character was
different,
it was interesting,
but you were kind of
in between the other two
and you couldn't participate
because
you didn't know when to interject.
In fact, we had to come up
with Ataulfa's POV
to explain her character because
otherwise it wasn't clear.
That said, Chloe,
I have to say
it's clear that you're trying to
organize
and you have a natural
charisma and a natural fun
it's delightful.
And, La Niña, I'm very proud
of your progress.
I think it's the first time
we've
seen you take a risk.
Was it surrealism that
may or may not work,
that may be liked more or less?
Sure.
But what you did was take a risk.
I could tell you were having
fun.
Angelita, can I ask you...
I can tell you want
to say something.
Girls, with all due respect,
not to be harsh or anything,
but from the very beginning
I told them we needed structure,
I showed them how to
structure the whole sketch
and I don't know,
just they went crazy.
And I felt left behind,
like they didn't give me a
chance,
often times they
didn't let me speak.
Chloe do you have
something to add?
It's true that it didn't
have a clear structure,
but it didn't
have one from the start.
And when we rehearsed,
you didn't say
"This lacks structure," because
we all wrote the script together
and you never said
"There's no structure".
I can take out my notebook.
We all have a notebook,
but during rehearsal...
Okay, alright, it's all good.
If at any point we didn't
let you speak, I'm sorry.
But the lack structure
wasn't because of us,
it was because none of us
gave it structure.
It lacked a bit of calm
to be able to listen
and include the third character.
But we can debate
and then brainstorm.
The same thing happened
in the Girl Group challenge,
you didn't let me speak
and you ignored
the ideas I proposed.
That's not true, I let you
speak.
-It's true.
I didn't feel comfortable
because you didn't listen to me
at any point.
-Whatever you say, girl.
I just want to say that when
I have to work with people,
it's always helpful to make
the other person's life easier,
because the better they look,
the better I always look.
Girls, it seemed to me
that Chloe was able
to work better in the chaos
with her remarks that
were out of place
and that were very silly,
but fit very well in the end.
That said,
let's move on to looks.
The first character is Captain
Planet.
The idea is incredible,
but it's literal and doesn't go
beyond the character you're
representing.
And the other two looks are
representing
two of my favorite looks
in the history of fashion,
the Alexander McQueen
dress with antlers
which is absolutely fascinating,
and Thierry Mugler's
Chimera dress.
Donatella Versace
stole my purse.
Both dresses are very, very
special.
Let's go to the final group,
with their wonderful product,
the Relief Recliner.
Let's watch.
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Good evening,
my dearest audience,
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h*m* Shopping Network,
where I bring you
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For you, always.
I'm going to introduce someone
who was extremely
eager to come,
because you know I have
my charity in Nepal.
For people who have difficulties
adapting to the world.
Please give a big
round of applause to...
Pilar.
-Pilar, Pilar. Pilar two.
Pilar two.
We're going to present
a product that's wonderful,
it's a little chair, right?
-A recliner.
It's super cute for any home
and it matches all decors,
whether you walls are textured
or smooth, wherever you want.
The Relief Recliner.
This cute recliner is
worth much more than 122 euros.
Let's do...
Over there, Pilar.
-Over there we go.
This cute recliner is
worth more than 122 euros
and it's great,
it does everything.
It massages, vibrates...
It's like a carnival ride.
This recliner gives
amazing massages.
Level one, medium massage.
It's definitely mid.
Come on, now.
Level two is stronger.
Harder, Pilar two.
Yes, harder.
The Relief Recliner.
You can use it vertically,
where the vibration, the
vibes and the massage
are concentrated on the spine.
Position number two
is like an isosceles triangle.
It focuses on massaging
the entire leg.
Pilar two, please,
I'm talking about the recliner's
positions, not yours.
Oh, sorry.
Compose yourself,
you're on TV.
And my audience deserves
respect.
Pilar two, that's enough,
I told you to stop making
a fool of yourself.
You told me to do the positions.
Not those.
Don't talk back to me.
Go stage left next time.
The Relief Recliner
can also be used
for whatever you want.
Like if you're in
the middle of a movie
and you don't want
to get up to go to the bathroom.
What?
I didn't need to see that, Pilar
two.
-That's so gross, Pilar.
My dearest audience,
I'll continue explaining
the functions of our Relief
Recliner.
It washes dishes...
Keep going.
WASHES DISHES
If you thought that was all,
you're sorely mistaken.
It also has an ice bucket.
And as you know,
I always tell the truth,
last, but certainly not least,
it's a urinal.
Pilar two,
get over here right now.
I caught you peeing, Pilar two.
You can't do that,
because we have to sell it
to my audience.
I have a very loyal following.
Compose yourself, and get out
there.
Are we back on the air?
The Relief Recliner.
And now, Pilar, the first
person to call in
will get what's inside
this silver box.
What could it be?
-Probably nothing good.
Oh!
-Open it, let's see it.
Take it out.
I think it's one of those
walkie-talkies.
Are you going to call Nepal,
to see how think are going?
You can also use it
to play video games.
Goodbye, darling, see
you in the next episode.
Hit that red button on the back.
-Let me see where it is.
Are you getting this on camera?
Hold on, Pilar two,
put on the blindfold.
Pilar two, it looks like
lift off is imminent.
Pilar two,
you're going forward.
I'll lower you again.
-Get me down from here.
Or how about
I lift you up more!
The sky's the limit,
Pilar two!
Pilar two you fell!
-Take that!
This turd's for you!
-Well, take that!
Get out of here,
you're ridiculous.
Bravo!
-Bravo!
Oh my God.
Let's see.
-I loved how she said Pilar two.
There's a lot to mention
here and it's all good.
Amazing.
You came to set
with a million ideas.
You had so much prepared that,
if something didn't work,
we could move on
to the next thing.
It was like working with
two professional actresses.
Thank you very much.
You had structure and knew
you could control each part.
Since you knew where
everything was going,
you could go crazy
and do whatever you wanted,
because you had it under
control.
It's your night, girls.
What a team.
It's like the pairing of the
year.
And here you are.
Let's give it a try, Pilar two.
-I'm embarrassed.
There are many cameras
here watching us.
Regarding your looks.
Megui, it could have been a
disaster,
because it's a bodysuit and
a hoop structure worn as a
dress.
Totally.
-And that's it.
But the sophistication it needs
comes through
in that it's handcrafted.
It's not the most
exciting look tonight,
but I really value
the artisanal element.
Thank you.
Le Cocó,
I'm fascinated by your runway.
That reveal was very,
very special.
I really liked
how you did it,
it was very difficult to
integrate the four elements.
And you did it with great
ease and efficiency.
Thank you very much.
-It's an OVAH, darling. Bravo.
OVAH, OVAH.
-Thank you very much.
When a person enjoys
what they're doing,
others enjoy it too.
And I think we enjoyed watching
you.
Truly, congratulations,
because it was amazing.
Well, queens, thank you very
much.
And while you untuck backstage,
the judges and I will
deliberate.
Great work.
-Congratulations.
Congratulations to all of you.
Come on, Pilar two, don't be
annoying.
-How embarrassing.
Don't talk to me like that
in front of people. Oh my God.
Angelita just told a lie.
The three of us agreed on
the structure we set up
for our commercial.
I wanted to congratulate
Angelita,
because I think she knows exactly
what to say in front of the
judges,
-Sure.
to throw her teammates
under the bus.
Just like you in front of the
cameras.
I haven't told a single lie.
Was there a lack of structure?
Why didn't you say it
from the beginning?
You only said it when
the Javis mentioned it.
Can you please read this third
line?
-You love to talk for the camera.
Be quiet for a moment.
Can you read this third line?
Narrative structure.
There you go, it lacks
structure.
The Javis said it.
-Come on, girl.
Great.
If you were so sure,
why didn't you stop
and say, "This goes here"?
Don't act like you had
it all figured out,
because all you're doing
is repeating what the judges
said.
I don't want to get involved
because it's not my group,
but this is uncomfortable
and completely unnecessary,
just like it was on the runway.
I think we should stop
focusing on specific things
and specific conflicts and
talk about the challenge.
And the competition.
Yes, because you're throwing
shade at
each other and it's going nowhere.
I'm tired of the fact that
because I don't say things
a certain way
or express my feelings
a certain way,
you all think I'm a b*tch,
that I'm very intense...
Grow up.
It's time to get with the
program.
Because that when you
can pointing fingers.
You're the one
pointing fingers, Angelita.
Of course I pointed
fingers at you, girl,
because you dragged me
into the damn bottom.
Oh, that's on me?
Wasn't it that your character
was very one note?
One note my a*s, b*tch.
You had your moment
because the Javis said...
Of course, they gave me a moment
because they realized that
you weren't including
me in the sketch,
that you never let me speak
and that my character didn't
have
any moments for herself.
And they said,
"Let's take her out."
You didn't take advantage of it
either.
-What?
You didn't take advantage of it.
-That's bullshit.
I'm done. No, no, no.
You're mature enough,
your ba*ls have dropped
and you can start
owning up to your mistakes.
Okay? If you mess up
it's not someone else's fault.
When I had a problem with you,
Mariana, what happened,
happened.
We've already buried that
hatchet,
don't bring it up now,
first of all,
it has nothing to do with this
and second, I think we
also need to take some
responsibility for our own
mistakes,
put pride aside and say:
"Hey, I was wrong."
When you're in a group,
if you start together,
you finish together,
until the end.
It's in very poor taste to throw
shade at your teammates
when things go wrong.
I'm leaving.
-Groundbreaking.
No, not "groundbreaking",
I always stay,
the others leave
when they argue with me.
But today, I'm leaving.
-You left the other day.
I just went over there.
Today I'm leaving for real,
because I'm fed up with
what's happening here.
I don't want to say something
I'll regret later.
Someone should
give this woman an Oscar.
It's amazing how
she can steal the spotlight
and flip the script every time
to make herself the victim
or at least try to.
Let's talk about the challenge,
what the judges said
or whatever we feel like,
but let's drop this,
because it's going nowhere.
I think I'm in the bottom
tonight, honestly.
I think some weeks
are better than others.
And this wasn't my week,
I didn't shine as much as
I would have liked, and that's
that.
I think if we're in the bottom,
it's our own doing.
And it's okay,
because we're human
and we can't be great at
everything.
But we have to accept what we
do.
There's one thing I see
very, very clearly.
And it's that you and
Le Cocó are in the top
and that, Le Cocó, I think
this was your night.
Yes, Le Cocó, finally.
-Without a doubt.
It's your turn, girl.
-I hope so, I don't want to jinx
it.
I hope so.
I'm still amazed by
my critiques
week after week
and especially this one.
I'm giving the gays
what they want.
I love the gays.
I'm so lost about
what's going to happen.
Honestly, I only know for sure
that you're in the top.
So I think we should
go back out there
to find out, right?
-Everyone's in the bottom!
What the hell is happening here?
My dear judges, are you ordering
all the performances tonight
or do we need a refund
for some of them?
Let's start with Vampirashian.
She didn't do well
in this challenge.
And then her look,
after what we're used to seeing,
I wasn't blown away by it.
There were some things
I liked a lot
and then it started to
disappoint me.
Mariana Stars.
I think she did an excellent
job,
because she was playing
a drunk girl
but when we gave her feedback
she ran with it,
saw a clear path
and went all out,
something she's not
used to doing.
But her look tonight
is one of the weakest.
Let's move on to
Angelita la Perversa.
She knows how to things very
well,
but precisely because of that,
she has to take
the bull by the horns,
get to the challenge and say:
"You do this, you do this
and you do that,"
instead of not telling us
that they didn't let her speak
or didn't let her do the
structure,
and letting
the whole group fall apart.
And I have a feeling that we've
been waiting for a few weeks
for something
that she's not doing.
Let's talk about Chloe Vittu.
There's an interest in being
more polished, in improving.
I understand what she's trying
to do.
-She's listening to us.
Yes, but the structure they
came up with was a disaster.
We had to step in
to make the sketch work.
But she has something very
special,
she has an innate charm,
she has a very special
freshness and total commitment.
It's time to talk about
La Niña Delantro.
La Niña captivates me,
her charisma captivates me,
her look captivated me.
And in the challenge,
I felt like she listened to me,
that she was doing something
different
from what she's done so far.
I saw her evolve and
how she tried to do well.
The look was very detailed.
It's true that she went for
a very complicated work.
You risk screwing up big time.
-Yes.
And that wasn't the case.
She did a great job,
she looked very beautiful.
Now let's talk about
Megui Yeillow.
Wow, her quick improvisation,
her willingness to work...
They had a thousand ideas.
And Megui surprises me,
she never broke character.
And she has something
that reels you in, right?
And she's tremendously
professional.
I think it comes from dance,
perhaps, her...
Discipline, right?
-Discipline.
Dance is about discipline,
consistency.
And you can tell.
And now we have to talk about
Le Cocó.
Look, that's it,
I fainted, see you later.
Embalm me, I'm finished.
-Totally, it's her night.
She shined like no one else.
She's doing...
Seeing the role
though to the end.
She spoke with clarity,
had good relationship
with the camera,
she was having tons of fun...
-Silence!
Have we made our decision?
More or less.
-Bring back my girls.
Welcome back, queens.
The judges and I have
deliberated
and we've made a decision.
Megui Yeillow.
Tonight you were
an excellent intern.
What I don't know, Pilar two,
is if the original Pilar will
like it,
or if she's worried you're
coming for her job.
I think she likes it.
-I like it, I like it.
Le Cocó.
No matter what you're selling,
we take two.
Condragulations, you're both
the winners of the Maxi
Challenge.
Pilar two, we won!
-Amazing!
And since we could tell you
like to enjoy yourselves,
Lelo is giving each of you
a selection of their
best sex toys
valued at 1,000 euros.
-Oh, girl.
We're gonna have
so much fun girl.
We can play together.
Toys, girl.
One of you
shined in her performance
and we're her audience.
Le Cocó, condragulations,
you're the winner
of tonight's episode.
Yay!
And you win 2,500 euros.
-Olé!
Oh my God, finally.
It's about time, really.
Wait, not 2,500...
Because you owe me 45.99
for the cake from the other day.
I'm sorry, Supremme, love.
I love you a lot
and I admire you, you know that,
I'm not paying 45 bucks,
I need the money more than you
girl.
Sorry.
You may go to the back of the
stage.
-Thank you very much.
Let's go, Pilar two.
-Long live absurdity!
That's right!
-You're absurd.
Don't talk to me like that,
alright?
Look, Pilar two,
I'm tired of scolding you.
I didn't come here for that.
-Mariana Stars.
Even though we're not
buying your look tonight,
your commercial saved you.
You are safe.
You may go to the back of the
stage.
-Thank you very much.
Vampirashian.
Unfortunately, tonight
we lost you a little bit.
And we're not
used to that with you.
I'm sorry, my dear,
but you're up for elimination.
Angelita la Perversa.
In your ad,
we felt a little bit...
Lost, like Ataulfa.
La Niña Delantro.
We see the fire in you, even
though
sometimes we don't understand you.
Chloe Vittu.
That tacky girl inside you
wants to be a star
and she has plenty of
energy to achieve it.
But you have to learn
to pace yourself.
You are safe.
You may join the other girls.
Angelita la Perversa.
I'm sorry, my dear,
but you're up for elimination.
La Niña Delantro,
you are safe.
But remember,
the Lucky Queen
can come into play tonight
at any moment.
You may join the other girls,
for now.
Thank you.
I don't have to lip sync
against the lip sync assassin
of the season,
so I'm a little more relaxed.
Two queens stand before me.
If one of you has the Lucky
Queen,
remember you have
ten seconds to use her
and switch places
with La Niña Delantro.
Niña, pay close attention.
Ten seconds...
I'm so tired
I don't want to be in
the bottom three anymore.
Queens, you will perform
"Puedes contar conmigo,"
by María Escarmiento.
This is your last chance to
impress us
and save yourselves from
elimination.
I have to lip sync
because of my group,
but I have to do it
against Vampi.
The time has come
for you to lip sync...
...for your life!
Things were going very well.
I was in the top for three
episodes,
so this had to happen
eventually.
It's okay, I'm bringing
everything
I've got to this lip sync.
Good luck,
and don't f*ck it up.
Oh!
Vampirashian, it was you
who got the Lucky Queen.
It was me.
-It was you.
Why did you decide
to use her today,
for your first lip sync?
Don't you trust in yourself?
I trust in myself,
but I don't think I was able
to shine this week
and I didn't want Sashay
because of a minor stumble.
Luck gave you this power
and this means
that La Niña Delantro will
have to take your place.
So, queens,
please switch places.
Vampi did what she had to do,
and I'm going to do
what I have to do.
This lip sync was meant
for me against Angelita.
So, thank you, girlfriend.
Two queens stand before me.
This is your last chance
to impress us
and save yourselves
from elimination.
The time has come
for you to lip sync...
...for your life!
In comes Niña Delantro.
Destiny's here
writing our paths,
let's see what happens.
Good luck,
and don't f*ck it up.
♪ Un café con sal. ♪
♪ Ganas de llorar. ♪
♪ Mi mundo empezando a temblar,
presiento que se acerca el
final. ♪
♪ Y solo quedarán ♪
♪ los buenos momentos de ayer.
♪
♪ Que fueron de los dos ♪
♪ y hoy solo quiero creer ♪
♪ que recordarás
las t*rd de invierno por
Madrid. ♪
I'm so excited.
I'm leaning on what I know,
which is to do comedy
and say: "You're gonna do
a little spin?
I can do those too."
♪ Al verte esperando en mi
portal, ♪
♪ sentado en el suelo sin
pensar ♪
♪ que puedes contar conmigo. ♪
♪ Nunca hubo maldad. ♪
I'm having a great time
and I know perfectly well that
I don't have to rely
on being pretty and dancing
against Angelita
I just have to be funny,
and that's what I'm doing.
♪ Y solo quedarán ♪
♪ los buenos momentos de ayer.
♪
Come on, Niña!
♪ Que fueron de los dos ♪
♪ y hoy solo quiero creer. ♪
Oh sh*t, she's gonna break the
light,
she'll break it.
Let's go!
♪ Que recordarás
las t*rd de invierno por
Madrid, ♪
♪ las noches enteras sin
dormir. ♪
♪ La vida pasaba y yo sentía ♪
♪ que me iba a morir de amor, ♪
♪ al verte esperando en mi
portal, ♪
♪ sentado en el suelo sin
pensar ♪
♪ que puedes contar conmigo. ♪
Amazing, girl!
Bravo!
My queens,
condragulations to you both.
I'll see what the judges have to
say,
and I'll make my decision.
La Niña Delantro.
Shantay, you stay.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
I'm sorry, girl.
Angelita la Perversa.
Thank you for bringing
drag history to this show,
for reminding us
where we come from
and for being present.
I'm sorry, Angelita,
but for now, Sashay away.
Thank you for everything
you've given me
during this experience.
You're a wonderful panel of
judges.
And not just the judges,
you're all an amazing team,
I'll always carry you in my
heart.
Thank you and see you soon.
I love you.
Bye.
I really saw myself in the
finale,
what I didn't imagine
was going home
because of others,
but what can you do?
Another experience.
My time in the competition
has been wonderful,
I've laughed, cried,
had fun, worked hard
and I feel really happy
with everything I've been
able to contribute to the show.
You've seen a straightforward
Angelita la Perversa,
the most real of all.
I'm very true to my principles
and I love who I am.
This isn't the end,
just a little break,
so keep an eye on me,
there's still much more to see.
Who cares what I do?
Who cares what I say?
This is how I am
and this is how I'll stay.
And I'll never change!
Let the music play!
I dropped this thing.
Pilar two, for God's sake,
cut the bullshit!
I'm so embarrassed.
I hope you didn't get that on
film!
Next week on
Drag Race España...
Prepare your best outfits
because we're going to a gala,
for the Marichocho Awards.
You'll have to prepare
your best acceptance speech
to roast the other girls.
Including the eliminated queens.
The Axis of Evil
better get ready.
Don't go there, girl!
That was a great display of
talent, control and power.
That was a professional level
performance.
I think you did very well
because you could laugh at
yourself,
but that's not what
we're looking for in a roast.
I think this challenge
lacked substance.
Today was a mess.
I think I'm going to get up
and walk out.
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