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03x12 - The Coronation: España Season 3

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Drag Race España". Aired: 30 May 2021 – present.*
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It is the Spanish adaptation of the Drag Race franchise.

03x12 - The Coronation: España Season 3

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One crown, four queens
and a grand final.

And no one knows who's going to
win.

Nor them, nor me, nor anyone.

Anything can happen today.

Now I don't want any
problems from you

Holding onto your enigmatic
hips,
I'm tangled in them

Give me a reason,
I want a solution

I want obsession,
my mind wants it but no

I'll be addicted

Your saliva is a strong poison

No, no, no

And even though I go out every
night...

Vania Vainilla, Pitita,
Kelly Roller y Hornella Góngora

are here ready and dressed to
slay.

My darlings, how gorgeous!

Wow, my God!

Four airheads...

Four airheads to become queens.

They'll be here in no time with
us.

Welcome to my show,
Drag Race Spain, the Coronation.

The moment we've all been
waiting
for has arrived.

We're all keen to discover

the third Spanish drag
superstar.

Today's the final of the most
successful Drag Race Spain
series,

handing over the crown
definitively
to one of the four finalists,

because today, the queens are
going to discover the winner

at the same time as you, me,
as all of Spain.

OK?

In no time at all,

we'll be living and reacting
to the Grand Final with them.

Let's go and see how things
are backstage.

I'm told that the queen of
electrocabaret is there.

I'm in the corner, oh...

Hornella, my love!

Hey, darling, how are you?

Very happy, and you?

Happy, ready for everything.

OK, quick question -

have you ever tried taking your
make-up off with Chuchi's arse?

We're working on it.

God, you love an arse.
You love a good one!

And from the Canaries, even
better.

I do say so! A banana, too.
I do say so!

Oh, you look gorgeous.

Oh, I'm just a model,
here to spend the afternoon....

-Speaking of gorgeousness...
-How are you, my friend?

Speaking of well-dressed,
and gorgeous...!

-Good afternoon, Samantha.
-How are you, darling?

Where have you come from,
dressed
like that? The haute couture cloud?

Well, we don't know if it's
still
haute or just medium-tall, but...

But we've got a bit more here,
no?
What do you think?

You're an expert
in borrowing outfits.

Well, I think it's perfect
for the occasion. It's very you.

Very cloud-like. -And a little
goofy monkey underneath.

-You look gorgeous. -Oh, the
Lycra.

Girls, one thing.
Hornella and Kelly.

Or, rather, Madame Creeps Me
Out and Spinning María.

Are you going to take these
characters somewhere else,

outside of Drag Race,
for a show, maybe?

I think the most exciting thing
is that we've not received

a single request, for now,
from any Spanish influencers.

Sounds about right.

Hornella, listen, I'm told you
have
to go put your make-up on,

I'll see you on set.
Right, off you go. -Off I go.

-Bye, beautiful. -Kelly,
darling,
how are you? What's going on?

How are you? You look great.
It's
lovely to see you here, darling.

You're the best presenter
in the world.

Thanks very much! OK, listen -
how's
the meteorology going, darling?

Up with the clouds in the sky.

I'm having a great time cos
every time someone sees a cloud,

they think about me. Every time
they see milk, they think of me.

I'm just always in their head.
I'm just really happy!

I love ya!

Oh, you've gotta go get your
hair
zhuzhed up,

so off you go, I'll be waiting
for you.

You're such a brute,
you know where to wound me!

I love you, you're my
everything!
-Bye, gorgeous.

While out queens get ready to
see the Grand Final with us,

we're gonna talk about another
of
the successes of Drag Race Spain -

El Gran Hotel de las Reinas,
coming back for another year.

Gosh, I'm honestly so excited.

Today, next to me, I have the
actual director

of El Gran Hotel de las Reinas

Ferrán Poca, my love, how are
you,
darling? -Really happy.

I'm really pleased to see you
here,
presenting this, your programme.

Gosh, how handsome you look,
dressed for a wedding!

-Dressed to the nines. -OK, so,
El Gran Hotel is coming back.

But this year, there's a change,
a
plot twist... What is it, murders?

-A thriller, for God's sake?!
-This year it's different cos

-after a couple of years of
doing
a traditional variety show,

with a musical show with each
of you ladies,

so we thought the audience would
have to have something
different.

People would ask us, "Hey, why
don't
we see two queens interacting

"in El Gran Hotel de las
Reinas?"
It's true, right?

This year, they're gonna see it.
There's mystery, there's a
m*rder.

We're inviting everyone to
come and help us discover

who's the m*rder*r of The Grand
Hotel of the Queens. -Wow!

-A m*rder*r?! -A m*rder*r!
God, I wanna watch it!

OK, so, where are you going,
when
does it start? Tell me.

-This year we're starting on


and we're going to be in
Valencia,
Seville, Bilbao, Cartagena.

We're working on going to
elsewhere,
we'll be in Las Palmas as well,

which worked really well,
maybe you remember.

We'll end up in Madrid this year
with a final fiesta as well,

given the success we had in the
first year. -With all the girls.

The tickets are already on sale
on Grand Hotel of Queens.

Well, I think I have time to
sort
this out with my friends,

pick some styling,
and buy a ticket.

You've also gotta get yours!

So, Ferrán, thanks for much
for being here.

Thanks so much for having me.

It'll be... It'll be amazing,
as always. Thanks so much.

Right, we're gonna go see
what's happening backstage...

Ah, Vania and Pitita!
Wow, what's going on?

My God! -Wow, Samantha.
God, you look great!

Hey, we almost match!
-Great minds think alike.

That's amazing.
-Snow White's Wicked Queens!

Oh for sure, for sure.
-You both look wonderful.

So big, so voluminous!

You both have such an amazing
look.

Did it take you both long to get
ready, are you slowcoaches
or...?

We've both got more than


Yeah! The idea was 50 pieces.

Well, the truth is... I was
legit
in a hurry, as always.

Did you make it?
-Darling, of course.

Pitita, tra-tra-tra,
tra-tra-tra.

-Pitita doesn't stop,
sewing for her life.

Hey, Pitita, I think they're
waiting for you in make-up.

Oh, I need it, obviously. -Off
you
go, leave Vania and I alone.

See you later.
-Bye, Pitita!

Vania, darling.
You look amazing. That wig!

Can I leave just a sec...?
Just kidding!

No-one's throwing me out of here
today.

OK, so, at one point in the
show,
you were a bit tense,

cos you said you were lacking
sex.

-Yeah, but I've fixed it.
I was with Kelly Roller!

That's what I mean.
So, on a scale of one to ten,

how relaxed are you now,
darling,
after having some fun with Kelly?

-I'm so relaxed.

I'm on a roll!

Not ten, then, 20 at least,
you're well relaxed.

It's been wonderful.
Long live Kelly Roller!

Well, Vania, darling,
you have to go make yourself up.

-I'll see you on set in a bit,
OK?
-See you in a minute, darling.

Well, this season of
of Drag Race Spain,

we've had such a success
with MY show...

Yes, I said it, I said it!

..and the start of a new tour of
El Gran Hotel de las Reinas.

But today we have more news.

And it's big, it's really big.

I think it's best that Supremme
tells us. Supremme, off you go.

Yes, yes, yes!

At Drag Race Spain our mouths
are
filled with pride to announce

officially that we're going to
do a c*ck of queens

that will go down
in the history of drag.

Those who are about to go down
in
history are these girls,

the finalists of series three
of Drag Race Spain.

From getting excited with her
cover of Dancing On My Own,

to making us squeal with
a prawn-hat model walk,

here's Hornella Góngora!

The Barbie that we all wanted
has come to life!

From Torremolinos and beyond
the cloud... Kelly Roller!

This season's fashion queen
defier of deflated wigs,

and creator of the
extraterrestrial
calamari croquette, Pitita!

She has a leading-lady body

and the sexiest voice
of the whole franchise... Wow!

She's here to show us a
marvellous time, Vania Vainilla!

Wow!

So gorgeous!

Wow!

How amazing to be with the four
finalists. How are you all?

So excited.

You all look amazing.
Such style, such power.

OK, girls, shall we get comfy?
-Please.

Right, sit your slots,
plonk your scrots.

Oy-oy-oy. The site,
and all its scaffolding.

So, you've all been watching
the episodes

like the rest of the viewers and
today you're going to learn who
wins

at the same time as the rest of
Spain. -Ooh, I'm nervous!

How have you found it all up
till now?

Someone, tell me a little bit.
Vania, tell me.

It's been exciting watching me,
and a little scary.

Have you enjoyed it?

Yeah, I have,
I've really enjoyed it.

Pitita, my love.

Well, it's been...
It's been great to see us

and to see all
our colleagues' work.

I've really enjoyed the season,
guilty as charged.

I've really loved it.

Not guilty at all.

Kelly, my love, how has it been
for you?

A rollercoaster of emotions
for the whole thing,

cos everything was great
until the fourth episode

when I got kicked me out.
I felt all the love of people

cos people show you love
when you're kicked out.

I got you a repechage!

And then I was on some
mental holidays for two weeks

and people on Twitter forgot
about
me y then I got the repechage

and then until the end.
-So cool, what a high.

What about you, Hornella, how
has it
been for you, my darling?

It's been wonderful to relive
this journey, all those emotions

and to see how well us 13 have
all
done. It's been amazing.

Well, firstly, no matter who
wins,

thank you, girls,
for a memorable series.

Press play, Oompa Loompa.

You treated me like a rag. Do I
cover it up or do you want a
shag?

Soy Hornella Góngora,
la reina del electrocabaret.

How futuristic. It looks like
high fashion to me.

Here, I'm referencing the
social stigma around HIV.

You knew how to be in your
place,
you knew how to be the character,

I believe you knew how to shine
and that's what has captivated
me.

Get ready,
cos the first skating
travesti

has arrived to Drag Race!

I sing, I dance, I perform,
I'm kind of 360 drag.

But the most important is
comedy.

It's just all f*cking great.

Ooh! Look at the lights!

I've loved seeing you enjoy it,
you give off so much happiness.

I think you shone on the skates

and I think your reveal was
incredible.

I'm Pipita,
I'm 27 and I come from
Barcelona.

I'm the fashion queen of this
third
series of Drag Race Spain.

I'm Angela Mortero.

It has to be said, cos you've
done such a tribute

to Spanish fashion tonight,
so that's why I'm moved too.

I'm Vania Vainilla and I'm here
so
you can have a good time!

My drag is to make you laugh,
so you have a good time with me.

Dracarys, ya poof!

And I'm a pig. Here you go,
darling.

You come out and I just enjoy
that.

I love seeing you.

Now I'm competitive Vainilla.

I think you've both had an
amazing night.

Wow!

Wow, how lovely.

There's not much time left
before we see the show,

so, with one sentence,
sum up your series for me.

Vania.
-Some super-lovely memories.

Pitita.

My show has been
a crippled rollercoaster.

An out-of-body experience.

Kelly.

"Iconic".

I do say so, honey, with all
your
coochie. Hornella.

Self-discovery.

Her. Her, self-help.

Pamela, honey.

One of your biggest moments was
performing as the Abdicated
King.

My God, darling.

Did you feel sheer nervousness
watching it at home?

Did you feel watched the days
after?

Did you get a classified letter
from the Supreme Court?

A helicopter or something? Tell
us.

There wasn't a letter. I really
enjoyed it, I laughed a lot.

I remembered the day I worked
with Vania

and so I felt the same at home
watching it, as I did then.

I really enjoyed it.

And what did you think when
you saw yourself on TV,

did you say, "Wow, Pepi,
ooft...",
or what?

That moment, knickers in mouth,
I said,

"Maybe the Royal Family
will write to me..."

Right, and did Pink Chadora pay
you?

Pink Chadora paid me.

Bravo! Long live Pink Chadora!

-Pink Chadora is a lady.
-She's a lady.

Kelly, over to you.

With your return, your life,
your
iconic light, with your skates

how did you see yourself?

I'm really pleased,
I'm really happy.

You know...

Drag is a lot of things.

Drag is charisma, drag is
a defence, drag is activism.

And I've brought other things
to this show

that make you a good queen,

which hasn't just been fashion,
for obvious reasons, right?

But anyway, for me, it's lots of
other things

that make good drag queens,

the queens in the streets,
they're not fashion queens,

but they're the queens of making
everyone happy.

-We do everything.
-Night after night.

So from us here, a round of
applause
for our night-life companions.

If there ever were a 14th queen,
it'd be your naff finger,
Pitita.

How is it, honey?
How much have you done?

Right, today I'm here with an
super-important exclusive.

We're gonna do the reveal
cos my finger's already healed.

It exists! It's good again.

I can bend it and it does stuff.
It can push pins.

How many did you do to it,
more or less?

I think we did a total of seven.

In case of being there the whole
time, I had to be prepared.

Really good, what we did -

it would've come out like
The Walking Dead otherwise.

I do say so!

We need to know, Vania,
more details from the story of

how you and Supremme got locked
in
a lift in Paris,

cos that's gotta be an
Atresplayer
spin-off series, for sure.

Yeah, they should give us a
series, right?

Locked In A Lift In Paris.
That would be great.

Suddenly there were, like,
four,

which stopped it,
and it was made of glass as
well.

And everyone could see us.

-What a performance, honey.
-Stuck for almost 40 minutes.

-Oh, my God!
-Ten people.

A question for all you girls,
OK?

What would it mean for you
to win Drag Race Spain?

Well, I think, at the end of
the day, it's recognition for
all

the work we do,
for how we express ourselves

and what we're trying to get
across.

It would be the cherry on top
for
all those years of hard work.

Well, yes, I'll just retweet
what Hornella said.

And with those 30,000 euros,
it'd be a nice little investment

to buy an apartment in
Torremolinos,
isn't that right?

I'm not going to be
faffing about my whole life.

You have to think about the
future.

Listen, love, I've spent the
last
ten years stuffing in my ba*ls.

-Careful, you have to think
about
the future. -Exactly.

-Pitita, love. -I think I'll go
with
the word "recognition" as well.

A little slap on the back
for all those people that,

as much those around you who say
something is wrong,

or something may be better
or more stable,

that we live our lives
differently.

Absolutely. Vania, love.

For me, it would mean that,

although I have had some
difficult
moments on the programme,

I was able to get through it,

and even though you may all have
difficulties in your lives,

to think that you can
get through them

and concentrate on drag
is beautiful.

Go, travestis!
Long live Spanish
travestiism!

Whatever happens, you are the
best!

And punch! You and
the other nine contestants

of this incredible edition!

Incredible, darling! We love
you!

Thank you.

As do we.

-We love you too.
-Thank you.

Right,
let's get the hell on with it.

Let's start the Grand Final.

Press play, Oompa-Loompa.

Oh, my God!

Hello, hello, hello.

Today we finish the Maxi
Challenges

with possibly the
most demanding of all.

In the last Maxi Challenge of
the season,

you will all participate in a
music video for my song,
"Fiebre".

-SINGS: Calm the fever.
-The song of the summer.

Wow.

We're going to Paris.

Look at yourselves, darlings!

-Supremme's podcast!
-Ah, the podcast!

Samantha, you and I need to
do a podcast

called Two Blondes
With Hair On their Chests.

And I like to screw around
with everyone

and with my fans as well to sell
them the full package experience

of knowing Kelly Roller.

So, if you want to know me,
write for me now

A Prince For Kelly Roller.

Ah, yes, please, I want them to
make me that programme.

A Prince for Kelly Roller,
please.

In Torremolinos.

Let's see if I can get my
head down for once, right?

You'll get it down on the
ground,
that's what you'll do.

-Do you remember? Wow.
-Do you remember the mirror?

-Yes.
-Wow.

Hold onto this image of the
four of you forever.

I swear to you, this image is
what I most remember

-from this whole programme.
-The most beautiful.

Oh, I need...

-I have to tell you... -I'm
crying.

..you're a fantastic worker.

Oh, my dear. Oompa-Loompa,
bring me a tissue, please.

And to have a moment with you...

It's so lovely.

..this camaraderie isn't always
there.

I said I wasn't going to cry.

I've cried on all my
episodes of Drag Race.

And I will cry on this one as
well.

As well, of course.

And in the coronation
I'll cry as well.

In the end we all loved each
other.

-Man...
-It's true.

And I said we wouldn't.

We've created such a beautiful,
healthy, cool sisterhood.

Is there competition?

-Of course there is.
-Of course.

There's no badness between us.
And that's so cool.

That's so admirable.

-You know it.
-This episode is so cool.

-It's like group therapy.
-Like group therapy.

Have a bath...

Group blowjob, yes!

Ah! AH!

Carmelo wasn't ready.

Let's see if you can see
one of my ba*ls.

My look, watch out.

I opened my legs and you
could see one of my ba*ls.

Let's see...

It's too far away.

Chan, chan!

-There was a little bit of
scrotum.
-I think so.

I just hope...

It's just that my
knickers were very old.

You know, they're frayed and
they
don't hold on very well.

Well, that was it.

Three, four, five, six,

seven and eight.

Yay!

Wow.

That was my first eight.

OK, shall we put it all
together?

-No.
-Mine and yours?

-Yes?
-Of course.

Are we there?

Wow!

Poison Ivy!

The green that I wouldn't die
for...

Paying homage to the cloud.

It's obvious.



You can't tell me anything
different.

Ah, girls, the music video.

Super white, isn't she?

How beautiful.

SINGING: Burning, that passes
through the furrows in my mind.

-k*lling what little strength...
-I fell asleep here.

Ah, look, where we had a siesta,
darling.

Wow. How beautiful, man.

Calm the fever...

-Darling, that face...
-Wow!

Wow.

Oh, no, no!

That's wonderful.

-Wow.
-..darling!

Girl.

Look at her.

So beautiful.

-Go, girl.
-How cool is the set. It's
lovely.

It was gorgeous.

How that felt, it was wonderful!

I'm Vania Vainilla...

You go!

..wonderful, my laugh.

Light your fire day by day.

Wow!

..my fantasy.

Calm this burning fever

that passes through
the furrows of my mind...

-Don't sing live, girls.
-Sorry.

Let's all lip-sync.

I love you, team!

Look, that's so cool.

-Melendi, Rosalio...
-Ay, there I am with my nails.

Those fat hands,
who would they belong to?

Magnetic and magical

a ritual of emotions,

come and dance to start your
night

of my Roller disco.

Take up the resistance,

put it up on the wall...

I'm going to give myself over to
you,

you know that, don't stop,

the key is not to give up.

Press that big button!

-Take us to the present!
-So beautiful!

The men!

Look at those dancers!

Ah, that's amazing!

Go on, go on, go on!

Oh, how well she's going to do.

Calm this fever

Burning, that passes through the
furrows of my mind...

Yas!

Only you can stop it.

Ole!

OK, OK!

There must still be confetti
there.

Girls, thank you very much to
the four of you.

Really, we are so proud of you
all.

We are delighted.

And now we must give you some
extremely important news.

And that is that only one of you
can go forward to challenge

-for the crown.
-Remember this?

Such drama.

What the f*ck!

Drama.

Did any of you think,
"I'm definitely going"?

This is all very relative.

-It could have been...
-There could be so many things.

Could you follow the path of the
programme or not?

Or suddenly...

Supposedly there's a
Maxi Challenge...

There's a Maxi Challenge
that we hadn't seen.

How we sang. It was really
intense.

Bring me the girls.

-ALL my girls.
-ALL!

-Yes!
-Come on, the girls are coming.

-Girls!
-Oh, María Edilia.

Mary!

The darlings.

The repechage.

-The repechage?
-Beautiful!

Super beautiful!

I want an air steward
like that to serve me.

Look at her.

Look!

Not even Lady Gaga
would be so daring.

-Yeah!
-And that bum!

He's gorgeous, the b*stard!

Gorgeous!

Chanel's dress.

There it is.

Burn it up.

You're scandalous.

And those plaits.

What a woman! Oh, momma!

The plaits represent all the
money
that Visa has earned already...

Wow, that's beautiful.

..with her world tour.

That's you.

-Pink Chadora!
-Pink.

How gorgeous!

This look is...

f*ck, how gorgeous.

Look at the face, the face.

Gorgeous, Paqui.
Classy like no other.

Wow.

Well...

-What do you say?
-No words.

I'm a big fan of her looks,
I'll tell you that.

-She's got such imagination.
-Incredible.

Remember that Visa had that
thing in
her mouth for the whole day.

Look at my girl!

The jury and myself have
deliberated

and we've come to a decision.

This was so hard.

Vania Vainilla.

Oh!

Pitita.

You're eliminated.

Congratulations,

you are both the best queens of
this series of Drag Race España.

Wow!

But only one of you can
go home with the crown.

Paying Supremme is ill*gal.

Well, having to walk away from
there
hand in hand with Kelly Roller

was the last thing I needed.

The whole day together.

Uf!

You can head back stage
with your partners.

Thank you very much.

Let's go hand in hand.

Because you're Hornella,

and I love you.

No, no, no.

You are going to perform
"Punto de partida"

by Rocío Jurado.

This is your last chance

to impress us and win.

What did you think...?

I was dressed like Rocío.
That was for me.

But I was dressed like Rocío
Jurado.

She and I were Rocío Jurado.

Rocío Jurado...

For the moment of the
final lip-sync...

To the death for victoria.

Not long to go now
before we find out.

And on top of that it's the
classic version.

I search for you.

Wow!

In a world that drowns me,

that embraces and forgets me.

In the haste of all the people

that's just around the corner.

-Ah...
-Look at that face.

Darling.

They never look at each other.

So beautiful.

And I would love to

meet face to face.

That's so beautiful.

And embark on a new day.

Should you return, my love.

Paquita deserves a prize for the
work she does in the background.

Yeah.

Every night I find myself
at this starting point.

Those coplas.

What?

What? The fire.

Every night I find myself at
this starting point.

Did you burn? Or was it fire...?

I stood well back so as
not to burn myself.

That mechanism, what was it?

-That was...
-Have you got a light?

-You used your the mind.
-Yes, I used my mind.

The fire that came from within.

Every night I find myself
at this starting point.

-Was there fire lighter
in there or what?

The fire was burning so bright!

A round of applause.

Miss Everything.

Gorgeous, girl.

Wow. How beautiful.

Everyone hold hands.

Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay!

Give me.

-Good luck, girls.
-Thanks.

Bring me the crown.

Who's carrying it?
Sara...

How gorgeous!

Finalists.

Here we go.

Come on, come on.

We have made our final decision.

The moment has come to crown our
new Spanish drag superstar.

We're very nervous.

The new Spanish drag superstar
is...

..Pitita.

Madam!

You're everything!

Did you see...?

I love you.

-Oh.
-I love you.

Congratulation, my love,
congratulations.

Thank you. Oh!

Oh, hold on, I'm all tangled up.

Oh, that's me who's standing on
you.

No, don't worry.

Finally, we present to you the
new
superstar of Spanish drag, Pitita!

Congratulations!

Now you are a drag queen.

Oh, my God!

Girls, help me. Pitita, Pitita.

-Listen to me.
-What?

-Sit down there.
-OK.

The sofa is much easier.

OK. Whatever you prefer.

I touched it!

Oh, my God!

-OK.
-I'll crown you.

Oh, my God.

My darling...

..the crown and the sceptre.

Congratulations, darling,
congratulations.

Oh, my God!

Thank you, girls, thank you.

Oh, my God! OK, OK.

Come on, come on.

I'll try to come up to the
front.

Oh, my gosh.

It's impossible to explain what
it feels like to be here.

Thank you to everyone who has
followed me,

everyone who believed in me,

everyone who invested so
much of their time

so that this would all go well.

And simply to give thanks to
all those people

and everyone that makes this
world, this society

and this drag community
possible.

I'd like to give thanks to all
my colleagues.

Without them I wouldn't have
been able to survive

such a challenging experience.

This is a dream come true.

Thank you!

Bravo!

-Long live, Pitita!
-The Kingdom of Pitita.

Now she really is Queen Pitita.

Up the designers!

Viva!

Now she is Queen Pitita.

She is the queen now!

We'll say goodbye now from the
MOST-WATCHED season

-of Drag Race España.
-Ole!

We'll see you all now in the
"Grand Hotel de la Reina".

Thank you to everyone
for joining us.

And let there be music!

To the moon! To the moon!

Now I don't want any
problems from you,

holding onto your enigmatic
hips,
I'm tangled in them

give me a reason, I want a
solution,

it's pure obsession in my mind,

I want it, but I don't,

it's my greatest obsession.