03x05 - The Frigid Doom

[bunniefuu]

[Dohla] We find the Chimera,

we slay the Chimera, simple enough.

So we head to the coast?

For the thousandth time,

that is where the creature was.

It's obviously moved to the cliffs by now.

You know what?
I am so sick

of you second-guessing me.

Maybe if you weren't so shortsighted...

I'm sorry, "shortsighted"?

Are you mocking my height?

I'm mocking your thick skull.

That's enough, both of you.

We're splitting up to look for leads.

Why don't you two partner up?

You have such a unique rapport.

Wonderful, babysitting again.

Yeah, yeah. Just keep up, tight-a*s.

-[dramatic music plays]
-[roaring]

[nearby grunting]

[roars]

-[panting]
-Like I said, by the coast.

You mean the cliffs near the coast.

Kima, wait!

[Kima] I got this.

-[growling]
-[grunts]

[Chimera hissing]

[grunts]

You most certainly do not.

[screaming]

Allura!

[shouting]

[Allura] Kima, get down!

[roars]

Are you trying to get yourself k*lled?

[roaring]

I said out of my way.

[grunting]

[shouts]

[grunting]

[panting]

See? Told you I had it.

[enchanting music plays]

[wind whistling]

Kima.

Where are you?

[grunting]

[panting]

[nearby growling]

Huh?

Oh, sh*t.

[theme music plays]

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[wind whistling]

Anything?

Vorugal is still down there,
I can sense it.

Then what are we waiting for?

We can't just charge in
against a dragon without a plan.

The plan is: I find Kima

and rip that f*cking monster apart.

While that strategy has some merit,

we lack the numbers for a dragon as*ault.

And we're out of time.

In an hour, we have to reopen
the gateway for our friends.

Why this sudden prudence?

Would you wait if Vex'ahlia was in danger?

Would you stand by
if Percival's life hung in the balance?

That's completely... [stammers]

Percy and I aren't...

You aren't what?

We're not together.

You could have fooled me.

Still, you make a fair point.

We've always rushed into danger
for each other.

It would be hypocritical
not to in this case.

Thank you.

This is what I meant.

Getting involved
causes all sorts of complications.

But we're not involved, are we?

What? N-No.

Then it's not complicated.

[Percy] I wonder how the others
are faring.

[Vex] I daresay better than us.

[screaming]

[all grunting]

Why is the Gateway so g*dd*mn far?

[Yenk roaring]

Oi! You think you can
catch us, dingle-d*ck?

Uh, maybe don't mock the m*rder-man.

[growling]

[growling]

[Vorugal] I know you're out there.

It's only a matter of time.

[growling]

Keep hiding, rat.

I'll find you.

[Percy] Curious.

The ice down there looks rather thin.

We could use it to our advantage.

Never mind the ice, do you see Kima?

Footprints? Anything?

Well, not from this distance.

Then let's get closer.

Be patient.

We don't have eyes on the dragon.

This is Kima.

She doesn't do patience.

Without me,
she'll put herself in even more danger.

Perhaps we follow Allura's lead.

I've never seen her so rash.

All the more reason for us
to keep a level head.

Because we're always so levelheaded.

-[wind gusting]
-[breathing shakily]

[Vorugal] Cold getting to you yet?

[roars]

[shivers] f*ck this.

[roars]

[Vorugal] Run, little rabbit.

[distant roaring]

-[grunts] Oh, by all means.
-There she is.

[Vorugal] I have you now.

[Allura] Kima!

Over here!

Allie?

[roaring]

Damn it.

[grunting, groaning]

Hold on!

Perfect.

Wait...

Level heads, remember?

[growling]

[Vorugal] Caught one.

[Allura] Get down!

The hell, Allie?
Get out of here. I've got this.

All evidence to the contrary.

[struggles]

[screaming]

No!

[Vorugal] Yes!

[screaming]

Come on, fight back.
Keep it interesting.

-[g*nsh*t]
-[Vorugal groaning]

[Percy] Head, leveled.

Nice bloody shot.

I'll find Kima. Meet me at the portal.

[g*nf*re]

Looking for a challenge, are you?

[roaring]

Oh, f*ck my life.

[grunts]

[grunts]

Lovely bottomless pit
you've found, darling.

Quite spacious.

[grunts] Thanks for the catch.
Mind getting me out of here?

Yeah, sorry, love.

Fenthras has a mind of its own sometimes.

Your weapon is too g*dd*mn loud!

I'm sorry, we can't all blast magic
out of our bloody fingers!

[roaring]

Oh, dear.

[yells]

[grunting]

[cries out]

[cries out weakly]

Percy...?

[Vorugal laughing]

Looks like he abandoned you.

Oh!

[cries out]

-[g*nsh*t]
-[Percy] Did I?

This hunt is far from over.

[roaring]

f*ck it. Let's get weird.

[ice cracking]

[dramatic music playing]

[roaring]

[roaring]

-[moans] I'm sorry I didn't listen to...
-Forget it.

Let's go find our ladies.

[roaring]

-[Pike] Where the sh*t is the gateway?
-I don't know!

All these rocks look the same!

It should be dead ahead.
It's just closed.

Something must've happened to the others.

[roaring]

Keyleth, can you open
the portal from here?

[screeches]

Oh, really? Sounds hard. Try anyway!

[Pike] There it is!

[Keyleth] I can start it.

But they have to activate it
from the other side or we're stuck.

Think that guy will give us five minutes
if we ask real nice?

Guess not.

[roaring]

[Vex] Oi!

-Allie.
-Kima.

The f*ck were you thinking back there?

I told you to stay put.

So you could dive headfirst
into Vorugal's toothy maw?

Someone has to save you from yourself.

Really? This again?
Why can't you ever trust me?

I... I just don't...

You're unpredictable.
And it frightens me.

I'm sorry.

Look, I don't do this sh*t because
I have a death wish or anything.

It's just my way of keeping you
out of danger.

[Vex] Um, ladies?

The gateway.

-Right, right. Impending doom.
-Of course.

-[grunts]
-Not my forte, but I'll give it a shot.

-[heavy thud]
-[gasps] No.

He's found us.

-We need more time.
-We'll keep him outside.

[growling]

Or not.

[roaring]

[Vax] Hold him off as long as you can!

[grunts]

[Scanlan] Vax! Are you crazy?

[Vax] It appears so! [grunting]

[groaning]

Guys, Vax is in trouble!

-[spits] Yeah.
-[Grog] We'll get him.

[growls]

Oh, gods...

Scanlan, now!

Huh?

[Scanlan] Great, now I'm crazy too!

Grog?

[grunts]

[roaring]

-Kiki, anything?
-It won't budge!

[grunts]

Fire! Maybe I can absorb it! [strains]

Huh? [grunts]

Pike? Pike!

Get out of there!

The plate. I think it's working.

[intense music plays]

[roaring]

-Oh, sh*t! [screams]
-[whirring]

[screaming]

Oh, sh*t. Your head.

What about it?

Oh, what the f*ck?

Guys, look. The portal!

[Grog] Uh-oh.

[growling]

Oh sh*t, oh sh*t,
I don't want to die bald!

[Vax] Move your asses!

[Yenk growling]

[Vax] Come on, come on!

Yes. It's them.

Oh...

-[Scanlan] Big boy! Big, big boy!
-[Keyleth] Help, help, help, help!

[Scanlan] Big, big boy chase us!

[roaring]

[Percy] sh*t!

-[rock music plays]
-[growling]

What is that thing?

Hey, you think they're
gonna fight or f*ck?

[roaring]

[growling]

[both grunting]

[screeches]

[gasps]

Throwing a demon at a dragon?
Hell of a plan.

That is what we're known for.

[gasps] Pike! Your hair is...

-Cram it, de Rolo. I'm having a day.
-[Vorugal roars]

[Yenk] You're mine!

-[gasps]
-Holy sh*t.

Everyone to me, now.

[suspenseful, dramatic music playing]

Wait, wait, wait!

Okay, go.

[roars]

This show is amazing.

Hell yeah, it is.
Okay, five gold on the fire guy.

[Grog] Oh, the one-two combo.

[Scanlan] Uh, come on. Get him, get him.

[Grog] Oh-h*-h*! Bringing the pain!

[grunts]

-Did you see that?
-Whoa!

Uh, maybe we watch from back there.

Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, a little distance sounds good.

[growls]

[roaring]

[roars]

[grunting]

[Vax] Clear the f*cking way!

[grunting]

[Vorugal] You lose.

[roaring]

[dramatic music playing]

Is it over?

Maybe he's too tired to fight?

[roaring]

Why do you guys have to jinx us like that?

[Scanlan] Yeah, you're right.
Sorry, sorry.

[Keyleth] Uh... What do we do? R-Run?

-Attack?
-I got an idea. Wait here.

What? Kima, no.

Whatever you're thinking, you can't.

You know me. And you trust me.

[grunts]

[panting]

Hey, that's mine.

[exciting music playing]

Where the belligerent f*ck is she going?

Don't worry. That is Lady Kima of Vord.

Slayer of beasts, survivor of Emberhold,

and the woman I love.

She's got this.

Yes. Come.

[grunts]

[growls]

[screams]

[shouting]

[shouts]

[yells]

[Kima grunts]

[growling]

Okay. Now some help.

[suspenseful music playing]

[Allura] You heard her.

[Keyleth] We got you, Kima.

-[Vex] Pour it on.
-[grunts]

-Scanlan's hand!
-[grunts]

[Scanlan] He's taking off.

[grunts]

[laughs] Looky what I caught.

I will not be contained!

[Percy] How is this thing still alive?

[Vax] Oh, I don't know. It is a dragon.

Can you cast a spell on a moving target?

[Keyleth] Uh, what?

Kima! Are you still with me?

[Vorugal] Die, prey!

[grunts]

Thanks, babe.

[exciting music playing]

Ready?

No, but do it anyway.

[growling]

[dramatic music playing]

[tranquil music playing]

[growls weakly]

Hey. Careful what you chase.
You might just catch it.

[Vorugal grunts]

[Allura chuckles]

Once again, just charging in,
regardless of the danger.

But that's... okay, right?

It's what I fell in love with.

Come here, tight-a*s.

[Percy] I know, we're not together.

[Vex] But that doesn't mean
we have to stay apart.

[gentle music playing]

[Percy] Dragon scales.

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[ominous music playing]

[Thordak] Vorugal.

[growls]

[roars]

Another failure.

Useless, all of them.

Everyone is against me,
but it matters not.

My spawn are hatching.

They only need their first prey.

[Ripley] Is that so?

Who goes there?

I have the perfect place in mind.

Whew, hair. That is a relief.

Oh, no offense, buddies.

Eh, none taken.

Not many can pull off this look.
You know what I mean?

[sighs] It'll be dark soon.

Allura, can you... uh,
"bamf" us out of here?

Unfortunately, I'll need to rest
before I can "bamf" anything.

I mean, I guess we can pile
into Chateau Shorthalt.

-Where?
-You know, my waterbed homestead.

The hot box. The short shack.
You know, my-my nightclub.

We're all a little tired
for jokes, Scanlan.

Oh. [chuckles] Trust me, if I made a joke,
you would be laughing.

[sighs] Of course,
I can't do the trick without a door.

Uh... You mean like this?

Grog, you're amazing.

Okay, just pop in my magical key, and...

Entrez-vous.

-[percussive music playing]
-Scanlan...

what the f*ck is that?

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Chirp.