Hello, hello, hello!
[Supremme] Previously,
on Drag Race España...
Today we are playing...
Snatch Game!
[screaming]
Hugáceo Crujiente.
[dramatic music]
The idea was great for a
painting.
♪ ♪
But that's just the beginning.
You missed the rest of the
journey.
[Supremme]
Arantxa Castilla La Mancha.
♪ ♪
[Javier Ambrossi]
You should have pushed it more.
Some weeks are better than
others.
[Supremme] k*ller Queen.
♪ ♪
You found your spot,
you found your identity.
You k*lled it today on the
catwalk!
I loved it.
You are the winner of today's
episode.
[cheers and applause]
Hugáceo Crujiente...
♪ ♪
Shantay, you stay.
[cheers and applause]
Arantxa Castilla La Mancha...
Sashay away.
Thanks.
Oh, man!
AFTER ARANTXA CASTILLA
LA MANCHA'S ELIMINATION
[tense music]
♪ ♪
[sighs]
-What a b*tch.
-What did she write?
[Hugáceo]
"You'll have to clean this,
hotshots."
-What a b*tch.
-She's such a b*tch.
[Pupi] Come on,
let's give Arantxa a hand.
[applause]
Arantxa is...
Her energy and her happiness
will be missed in the Werk Room.
The b*tch was funny,
and you had a good laugh with
her.
Oh, well... one less...
It is what it is.
-Congrats, Hugo.
-Hugáceo Crujiente.
Look at my crazy hair.
How was that moment?
I went... all out,
and I was lucky enough
to wear a flexible dress.
The wig stayed put, but, oh,
well...
Oof, Hugáceo...
She should be gone by now.
And you're showing your face
to the world today.
-My real face.
-Your different drag today.
[laughter]
Let's hope you don't show it
again.
[laughter]
It's like, "Got a mirror at
home, girl?"
For real, though.
You aren't at my level, um...
step aside.
She's really mean deep down.
-Congrats to you, k*ller Queen.
-Congrats.
[cheers and applause]
I think you should have won.
[upbeat music]
-You thought you had it in the
bag?
-I wasn't really sure.
You all said, "You did great.
This and that.
You were really funny."
You did really great.
Pupi had it in the bag.
You're so great!
And nobody else.
She made us laugh our butts off
the whole time.
If you see me as the winner,
that's enough for me.
[Sagittaria] Aww.
That's so nice.
We have the official winner,
and the sentimental winner.
[dramatic sting]
I feel they saw me as the
weakest link.
I've noticed it since the
beginning.
So, they are like...
"[gasps] She's here."
[dramatic sting]
They might feel a bit scared.
-Let's rest...
-Exactly.
-Since the future...
-It's going to be tough.
The race is starting to heat up.
Six contestants are left,
and you can tell some are
starting
to sharpen their knives.
[groans]
Watch it, girls,
k*ller Queen is here
to rip you apart.
Just kidding.
I'm really nice.
[rips glue]
Done.
♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪
♪ Gentlemen!
Start your engines ♪
[Supremme] The winner
of Drag Race España
will receive a year's worth
of free Krash Kosmetics
and 30.000 euros.
Our judges today are:
Ana Locking, Javier Calvo,
and Javier Ambrossi,
with special guest judge,
Alaska.
♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪
♪ May the best woman,
best woman win ♪
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
-Good morning.
-Well...
-What's happening here?
-New year, grapes.
[k*ller] Grape harvest!
We get to the Werk Room,
and we see wood containers...
I don't know their name...
With 200.000 grapes in each one.
-Can we eat them?
-Sure.
-That's nasty.
-They are delicious.
You guys are gross.
What's happening in the future?
My God!
What are we doing today?
What are we doing?
[alarm blaring]
[yelling]
[Supremme] Hold onto
your panties, Pussycat!
[cheers and applause]
Hello, hello, hello!
How are you, guys?
-Great.
-Cute!
You're too kind, too kind.
-Okay, let's get going.
-Let's go.
Okay.
Oh, pit crew!
[cheers and applause]
[k*ller Queen] Look at these
gods!
-They're so cute.
-I see two Apollos.
We called this mini-challenge
"Two f*gs in a barrel."
[cheers and applause]
[laughter]
The grape harvest
is historically related to
Spain,
and these three barrels
are full of grapes
waiting to be stomped on by you.
In pairs.
The winning couple
will be the one to get the most
juice
after stomping for three
minutes.
-Okay.
-Okay.
Easy peasy.
We have three sets of earrings.
You'll grab one,
and the matching model
will pair up the couple
in the barrel, okay?
Pupi, you go first.
-Go ahead and get an earring.
-What's up?
What's up?
Red.
-Hugáceo.
-Coming.
-Golden.
-That's nice.
It fits you.
-Purple. Like the wine.
-Ooh.
I want to be coupled
with a "heavy weight."
I'll be coupled with her.
Maybe not.
-[Supremme] Purple.
-[all] Ooh!
Well, I got the string bean.
-Ooh!
-I got the fatty!
Who am I coupled with? God!
I can't take this uncertainty.
Stir it up!
It's the golden one.
[Supremme]
Okay, so the couples are...
-Carmen Farala and Pupi Poisson.
-I was so ready for this.
With my legs and your weight,
we're winning this.
Dovima Nurmi and Sagittaria.
Hugáceo Crujiente and k*ller
Queen.
Let's start the grape harvest,
girls!
All out! Anything physical,
that's my jam.
Come on up, grandma.
Oof.
[whimsical music]
-Look, just with your weight...
-[laughs]
Three, two, one... Go!
Get it, get it, get it.
-You have to stomp them.
-You're k*lling me!
At first, everything was great.
We were like, boom, boom, boom.
You need to hug!
Two minutes left!
"Two minutes left," and I said,
"God, I need this to end.
I'm dying here."
I couldn't take it anymore,
seriously.
I got saliva stuck here,
and I couldn't take it.
What's going on with these
youngsters?
You look like two bridesmaids
dancing paso doble.
[Sagittaria]
I'm exhausted.
After 20 seconds,
I was panting like a b*tch.
I don't see any juice coming out
of here.
You guys suck.
You can't hold onto the barrel.
You have to hug and stomp.
My pants are falling down,
I'm out of breath.
I don't normally work out.
I lost a sock!
-She lost it! [yells]
-[k*ller] Keep going.
[Supremme]
No juice, girls, no juice.
My sock was absorbing
the wine we were making.
Look at Pupi and Carmen,
they're crushing it.
We're stomping great.
The barrel is cool, so it feels
great...
Come on, come on!
-Don't stop now.
-Wait, I'm getting dizzy.
-Let's move around.
-Let's go, Pupi.
Let's go.
And she goes,
"Come on, Pupi. Let's go."
And I started to dig deep.
[Supremme]
I see that...
I see a lot of juice coming out.
Since I'm with Farala,
I'm totally stomping it.
Five, four, three,
two, one...
Stop the harvest! Time's up!
-I'm dizzy.
-So much fun!
We ended up exhausted,
totally exhausted.
I got my workout for the next
five years.
After checking the amount of
liquid
extracted by each couple...
[suspenseful music]
♪ ♪
The winning couple
of the harvest mini-challenge
is...
Carmen Farala and Pupi Poisson!
[cheers and applause]
Bravo!
I won with Farala!
Our friendship is possible!
[laughs]
Your attention, please.
The show is about to begin,
and the main actress
needs a warm-up.
Just a moment. [clears throat]
[drum roll]
♪ Medicina alternativa ♪
[all] ♪ Tu saliva en mi saliva ♪
♪ Es Física o Química ♪
[cheers and applause]
Física o Química
is a historic TV series,
and today, you'll get the chance
to play their main characters
in an acting maxi-challenge we
call
♪ Basic or Cynic ♪
[cheers and applause]
I love it.
"Basic or Cynic."
[cheers and applause]
The definition of my castmates.
[dramatic sting]
-I love it.
-[Supremme] Pupi and Carmen,
as winners
of the harvest mini-challenge,
you have dibs on choosing
the character you'll be
performing.
We have the power... again.
You'll be directed by Javier
Ambrossi
and Javier Calvo.
[cheers and applause]
Obviously.
And please know your acting
will be critiqued tomorrow
by our special guest...
Alaska.
[cheers and applause]
Wow!
Alaska is coming. I mean...
Alaska is coming.
[gasps] Wow!
Wow, I love Alaska.
♪ Yo soy así y así seguiré,
nunca cambiaré ♪
Okay, girls, good luck
in this challenge.
-[all] Thanks.
-Bye!
And don't... f*ck it... up.
[applause]
[Sagittaria] Oh, my God.
Okay, the first character
is Lolimpia,
principal of Slutdrag High.
Mari Fer, ghost of a deceased
student.
[laughter]
I like it. I like the zombie.
Uhhhh...
Okay, let's go. Choose.
Okay, I'll get Mari Fer.
Okay, so I'll be Lolimpia then,
the principal.
I wouldn't mind playing
the ugly one or the freaky one,
since I'm both of those.
Okay, so we still need Olanda...
-I want that.
-Hmm.
-I want the crazy one.
-I want Olanda or the crazy rich
girl.
[dramatic sting]
Sagittaria wants my role,
of course.
Uh-huh.
She wants all I have.
I want to play Cabana.
All right, k*ller is Cabana.
I guess I'll get Pabla then,
what the hell.
Okay, you're Pabla then.
Sagi-Pabla.
Just the character I didn't
want. Ooh!
You are a triple threat, honey.
You can do anything.
-That's right!
-All right, let's practice,
right?
-Let's go.
-We have three minutes.
I'm eating a banana.
Sweet. Look at him.
Our love is eternal.
[whimsical music]
Look, my dog loves me.
From the moment she started to
rehearse,
k*ller scared me. She's nuts.
I love you, I love you!
[imitates bark, giving kisses]
Is k*ller Queen acting out a
character?
[grunts]
Or is she nuts?
Are you ready to lip-sync?
[upbeat music]
-Hello.
-Hello, Pupi.
-I'm not Pupi.
-Oh, sorry.
-Who are you?
-I'm the principal.
Lolimpia Díaz.
Are you happy with your
character?
I am. They keep telling me
I'm the oldest person here,
so here I am!
I'm the stepmom,
I'm the teacher-- principal.
-All right.
-Good.
What is Lolimpia like?
She's... sexually insatiable.
She's an obsessive-compulsive
sex addict.
-Okay.
-She's really evil,
-ironic, and...
-[laughs]
[laughs maniacally]
She wants to have sex
with all her female students.
Are you modeling the role of
Olimpia
after Ana Milán's portrayal,
or doing your own version?
-I can't remember it.
-[laughter]
I don't remember Ana Milán
or the show.
The show aired 15 or 17 years
ago--
maybe more.
-All right.
-Let's see it.
-You're making it yours.
-Right.
[Javier Calvo] Let's go.
Action!
[whimsical music]
[sighs heavily]
[sultry music]
-[laughter]
-[whispering] Yes, yes. Yes.
[moans]
-All right.
-[both] Cut.
I liked something you did at
first.
-You were kind of correcting
tests.
-Oh, right.
-Let the heat come little by
little.
-Right.
You're correcting and then--
I mean, you're failing someone,
and you go--
You know? And then you get
horny.
All right. That's great.
-You're doing great.
-Everything else is great.
[laughs ironically]
Action!
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
You're getting a little horny.
[sighs]
-This is all wrong!
-What did you grade?
A big, fat zero!
-[laughs]
-This sl*t failed literature.
-[moans]
-How about those spelling
errors? Ah!
"Cow" spelled with "K."
-"Cow" spelled with "K." Aaah!
-[laughter]
Oh, no.
[moans]
Oh, it didn't record it.
It didn't record?
-[laughs] Cut!
-Cut! Bravo!
[both] It's a wrap!
[applause]
-Did it actually record?
-[laughter]
I don't know whose phone this
is.
-Thanks.
-Good job, Pupi.
-Hello.
-Hello, hello.
-Hello.
-How are you?
-How are you?
-Angy, it's been a while.
I said, "My God, we're
portraying
characters he's familiar with,
and then he's going to judge
us."
[scoffs] We were scared
shitless,
honestly.
-I'm Angy.
-I just returned to 2009.
-[grunts]
-And you're playing me
-after I left...
-[Farala] Right, kind of.
Tell us about your characters.
I'm a bit of a gothic freak,
a bit horny and...
I find Orca,
almost like a reunion.
And the tension between them
came back again.
-Okay. Orca.
-I'm Orca,
sort of ugly and slimy.
And she's still in love with
Pabla.
Orca is worried about something.
I'm jealous because
she's with the principal.
Exactly. The scene is
you trying to convince her
but she's playing hardball,
although she gives in at the
end, right?
-Right.
-And we also have...
Mari Fer. From Triana.
-[laughter]
-Easy joke, right?
-Exactly. Mari Fer--
- She's coming from the other
side,
and when she arrives at the
school,
she sees all the monkey business
going on.
Then she goes like... [gasps]
But she's enjoying it, right?
-Right.
-That duality.
-[laughter]
-All right.
Let's get to it.
-And...
-Action!
♪ ♪
You shouldn't be with the
principal.
She's a b*tch, and...
I can't remember my line.
She wants to get with you
in the locker room.
Oh, right.
She just wants to get with you
here.
Hugáceo... um...
You--you--you should stay away
from that filthy woman.
[stuttering] You probably don't
remember
what she did to me.
She got me more than
I felt that they didn't give me
much direction.
That can be good or bad.
It's like... am I doing it
right?
Or am I so terrible you guys
gave up on me?
And she made me eat bacon
placed on her cleavage.
And I couldn't make it.
Look, I've still got some
backrolls.
Look, I'm gonna eat
your mouth clean, all right?
Honestly, give me this
challenge.
If the challenge was eating
Hugáceo's mouth, I already won.
[moaning]
Hold onto me. Ah!
Okay, cut!
All right!
I mean, this is not Física o
Química
This is Sodom and Gomorrah.
Right, so...
-Good job, Carmen.
-I loved your ghostly
appearance.
-Especially all my lines, right?
-Right.
I'm typecast in this kind of
role.
Oscars have been won
with smaller roles.
I mean it.
[sighs]
Acting challenge...
Okay, I think we're getting...
um...
Let's pray.
[whimsical music]
Hello. What's up?
[laughter]
What characters are you?
It's really intimidating
having the Javis looking at me.
My God! They are famous guys.
Oh, my God, oh, my God!
Oh, my God, oh, my God!
Don't f*ck up!
Don't f*ck up! Don't f*ck up!
-I'm Cabela.
-And..
-And she's Dulce.
-And your character is--?
-You're a bit crazy, right?
-Just a bit crazy...
I'm a method actress,
and I get into my character.
And I grabbed the stuffed bear--
Dulce,
and he's my platonic love.
I love you, Dulce. I love you.
The spinning in my head...
-I'm Yoli.
-Excuse me?
Yoli.
We reached a point in this race
where I think,
"Okay, girl, you already
embarrassed yourself.
Whatever you do now..."
Besides, I didn't have any
makeup on.
Great! Let's go ahead with it.
Let's see your scene.
And... action!
Our love is eternal.
I love you, Dulce, I love you.
[whimpers]
[laughter]
k*ller played her usual role,
the crazy one.
[barks]
[laughter]
-Really, dude?
-This is not a stuffed animal.
Her name is Dulce.
And your name is Crazy b*tch!
[laughs maniacally]
[belches]
-I can't take it anymore.
-[belches]
[laughter]
[belch]
I have some gas.
-Okay, cut.
-Cut.
-All right, that was great.
-It was awesome.
-You guys did great, seriously.
-[laughs]
You think so?
I liked the three parts.
Just a test.
Try to keep things in check a
bit better,
okay, k*ller?
-Okay.
-A tad more.
-Just a bit, okay?
-Okay?
Okay, action!
[upbeat music]
ELIMINATION DAY
-Let's go play.
-Let's jump rope.
One, two, three.
♪ Al cochecito leré ♪
♪ Le dijo anoche, leré ♪
Elimination day, oh, my God.
Things are crazy here.
You're gonna hit me.
[laughter]
♪ Y yo le dije leré ♪
I don't know these broads.
I really don't.
I don't buy into this stupidity.
Okay, here we go again,
another week.
One, two, three, four, five,
six.
Who do you think is winning
the "Basic or Cynic" challenge?
Pupi, I think this is your
moment.
Pupi's had a moment,
episode after episode,
but someone else got the prize.
[gasps]
Shots fired first thing in the
morning.
-Okay, let's do a review.
-We have to do a review.
I won the "Metal Donnas"
maxi-challenge.
I won Snatch Game last week.
-And Sagi?
-I did win a maxi-challenge,
-and I've been in the top twice.
-And Hugui?
I haven't won any
maxi-challenge.
-You did!
-Right, one maxi-challenge.
I did win one maxi-challenge.
Just because you didn't deserve
it
doesn't mean you didn't win.
[yelling]
That challenge belonged
to my friend Carmen.
[dramatic sting]
No matter what we talk about,
she brings it up every day.
"Carmen should have won that."
It's all right. I'm very
generous
and gave it to you.
[laughs]
We had to create a dress from
scratch,
and Carmen did a blazer, bra,
handbag...
hair, everything.
Carmen should have won.
Whether you like it or not.
Okay, b*tch, okay.
Whatever you say.
[tense music]
You're a shitty person, Dovima.
Just like you.
What can happen today?
After "Basic or Cynic,"
I think you can go.
All of a sudden, all of them say
I'm going to be lip-syncing.
Who would you send?
I didn't find Dovima funny at
all.
As funny as you, honey.
With your thumb up your a*s.
Okay, leave me alone.
Just leave me alone.
You know what?
When someone doesn't like me,
I try to be a b*tch,
just to make it even harder.
I love that.
Let's look pretty.
Well, some might look like a hot
mess.
To each their own.
-Let's go.
-[grunts]
I'm sick and tired of Dovima.
Honestly, I'm tired of her.
I already know she doesn't like
my drag.
And if you aren't skinny,
fabulous, and beautiful...
you aren't cool.
Hugáceo, you seem kind of upset.
Right. I didn't realize you guys
hated my performance so much.
I mean, if I go today,
I won't feel like a loser at
all.
-Because you aren't.
-In the end, someone's staying
'cause they did a better job,
apparently.
I don't really know
if speaking in a low voice
and moving your jaw--
if that's acting...
What's your beef with Hugo?
From the very first moment,
she was given a certain level
she doesn't have.
She's irrelevant.
They've been really lenient with
her
week after week, all right?
But last week,
she was at the bottom, love.
I know. And she should be gone.
She's just here 'cause they want
a freak.
-Damn!
-Her looks are not
understandable.
But they are cool.
When you create conceptual
looks,
-people need to understand them.
-Right.
Not just you.
It makes no sense, otherwise.
That's her drag style, though.
Right, honey, but like I change
looks,
make yourself up to look cute.
Oh, wait, you can't.
I'm not cute either.
I'm visually attractive.
That's different.
But Hugáceo...
if it's not there, it's not
there.
[laughs]
I don't know. I noticed you were
kind of upset with Dovi,
-and I didn't know you were...
-I have no beef with Dovi.
But she's got opinions on
everything,
and she's always got something
to say about me.
-Right.
-And it's never positive.
Be helpful or step aside.
That doesn't work for me.
Look, I sincerely... um...
I don't know why...
but I feel she's leaving today.
[dramatic music]
I think so.
Hugáceo, your head will roll.
[Hugáceo]
Dovima was a b*tch at first.
Then, she kind of made us feel
she wasn't that bad...
That lasted two episodes,
because
she's back to being mean and
evil,
and every time she talks about
me,
she puts me down.
Okay, I want you to feel great,
and if the comments
happen to be negative,
make sure you ignore them.
End of story.
-Right.
-You're a great artist,
a great person,
and that's what really matters.
I appreciate that, love.
Okay, girls, makeup time.
Right, we don't want to be late.
Let the show begin.
[blows raspberry]
[laughs maniacally]
-We got up on the wrong side of
the bed.
-It's gonna be a circus.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
♪ Covergirl ♪
♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪
♪ Head to toe ♪
♪ Let your whole body talk ♪
♪ And what? ♪
Welcome to the main stage
of Drag Race España.
[cheers and applause]
Today, we challenged our queens
to a daring cultural exercise
on this catwalk:
to model in front of us
like a painting.
Because being a drag queen is
pure art and something for the
bold.
Javier Ambrossi.
Hi.
Every time I see you,
I think, "She always looks so
cute."
-[laughs]
-By the way,
if I were "Francisca" de Goya,
would you pose for me
dressed or undressed?
I guess it would depend
on how interesting
your "painting" is.
-[laughs]
-Uhh!
Ana Locking.
-Good evening, how are you?
-Good evening, darling.
-I'm doing well.
-I'd like to ask you,
which "Menina" do you think
you could have been?
I love Velázquez,
and I'm fascinated by that
painting.
But let's be honest, I would
have loved
to be the b*tch in that
painting.
All right.
[barks]
[howls]
I love the animal world.
-Javier Calvo.
-Hi.
How are you?
Welcome once again.
Thanks, I'm happy to be back.
I'm curious, how would you end
the following list of geniuses?
Picasso, Dalí, Miró...
Amaia Montero.
-[laughs]
-I love her as much as I love
dogs.
Like another genius said,
"Life is a dream."
A dream, a genius, and a wonder,
our special guest tonight.
Such a pleasure to have you
here.
Please, a big hand for our
beloved Alaska.
Hi!
Oh, hi, I'm the other Alaska.
[laughter]
Obviously, we needed you
on our show,
and we're really excited to have
you.
-It's a pleasure.
-The pleasure is all mine, my
dears,
but what I'm really waiting for
is the cl*max!
-[moans]
-Let's go.
-She came in strong.
-No doubt. All right,
let's get to it.
Ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls,
enjoy the most
wonderful museum of drag art!
Six drag queens wrapped up
in Spanish art,
and very proud of their culture.
The category is:
"Spanish art:
eleganza extravaganza."
Racers, start your engines,
and may the best drag queen win!
♪ ♪
Dovima Nurmi.
-Wow!
-Off with his head!
-Ooh!
-Wow!
I like the earring.
It's so subtle, you barely see
it.
They said the category was
"Spanish art, look like a
painting."
I took the reference literally,
and a canvass is hanging
from my shoulders,
with a piece of wood
that looks like a broken
picture.
Dalí is one of my favorite
painters.
He's from Catalonia, like me.
♪ My girls say ♪
Marie Antoinette.
♪ Panther on the runway ♪
She was Dalí
but dressed for a Gala.
[laughter]
[Supremme]
Pupi Poisson.
Look at that, she's a Menina.
[Javier Ambrossi]
Her Kleenex is stuck to her
hand.
Been there.
[Ana] The curtains.
[yelling]
-It's her petticoat.
-Hoop skirt with AC.
[laughter]
I'm presenting my portrayal
of Velázquez's "Las Meninas."
Ochre and beige is all you see.
I chose to dress as a Menina,
because I've always had
a little painting my father made
of a Menina.
But this Menina turned out to be
a bit slutty.
I open my petticoat to reveal
my sexy knickerbockers,
which I'm sure were sinful back
then.
Velázquez, am I pretty?
♪ Ask you shall receive ♪
-Don't leave without us.
-[laughter]
♪ It's all right ♪
♪ It's all about the body ♪
[Supremme]
k*ller Queen.
♪ Get up, get up,
and sashay, shantay ♪
[Ana] Wow!
Dalí-cious!
She's top drawer.
You're running out of time.
♪ Sashay, shantay ♪
I'm presenting my Dalí-inspired
look,
a surrealist painter that I
love.
I melt every time I see
one of his paintings,
just like his clocks.
My look is based on two
paintings:
"The Perseverance of Memory,"
and "The Burning Giraffe."
You can see the drawers
from "The Burning Giraffe."
And you can also see the clocks,
drawn like that,
because he said they reminded
him
of a French omelet.
Dalí's craziness was crazy
won...der....ful.
♪ So animal ♪
Look at those drawers!
[laughter]
♪ She's like a female phenomenon
♪
This look in ARCO would cost a
bunch.
[Ana] For sure.
[Supremme]
Hugáceo Crujiente.
♪ Boys and girls ♪
[Javier Ambrossi]
The "frame" of Lepanto.
-She reminds me of a Fangoria
song.
-Which one?
"Cerv-antes o después."
[laughter]
This is me showing crunchy art
in its pure state,
that is, a Cervantes painting
through a filter of modern
illustration
honoring one of my favorite
illustrators,
Ricardo Cavolo.
color,
and the rest is from Cervantes'
time.
Horror vacui is my lifestyle.
More is more forever.
-Long live the feathers.
-Not feathers, it's baroque.
The bill, please.
[laughter]
[Supremme]
Sagittaria.
♪ She's gonna work
that sexy body so sexual ♪
Keep those hands to yourself!
[Javier Ambrossi]
Lend me a hand, cuz.
Not tonight, I have to water my
hair.
[laughter]
My look today is based
on Dalí's painting
"Woman with Flower Head."
The headdress is based on
what Lady Gaga used for Vogue,
and the dress was totally
inspired
by the painting.
The leotard was green,
some kind of skirt,
and the hands were wrapped
around the body.
♪ Smokey Eyes!
Cherry Lips! ♪
♪ Stilettos On!
Now break it down! ♪
[Supremme]
Careful, girl.
Watch your step.
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
I want to beat around the bush.
[laughter]
[Supremme]
Carmen Farala.
[all] Ohh!
That's a strange Parcheesi.
Miró, Miró, on the wall.
♪ Panther on the runway ♪
For my catwalk outfit for
Spanish art,
I'm wearing a design inspired
by a Menina done by Joan Miró.
With my look, I tried to create
beauty
with simple elements,
like circles, stars, and
triangles.
Besides, I'm full of special
effects...
♪ She's like a female phenomenon
♪
[all gasp]
-Her water's breaking.
-Ohh!
-Oh, my God!
-Her water is breaking!
[Supremme]
She's got blue blood.
-Wonderful.
-From Miró to Klein. That's
wonderful.
♪ Female phenomenon ♪
♪ She's a Glamazon ♪
♪ Female phenomenon ♪
♪ A glamazon non non non ♪
[suspenseful music]
Welcome, queens...
What incredible artwork.
We're going to analyze
the most special episode of...
♪ Básica o Cínica ♪
[laughter]
The highlight of my career,
as a director.
Another Feroz prize, another
one.
[laughter]
[upbeat music]
[mumbles angrily]
My God! This is terrible.
It's making me horny.
[pants]
[sultry music]
You're getting a big, fat zero!
[moans]
I'm gonna record myself.
[moans]
[groaning]
Oh, I forgot the video.
Hi! I'm Lolimpia Díaz,
principal of Slutdrag High.
This is my English classroom,
and my students,
a bunch of m*therf*ckers,
asked me to make this video
where I'm supposed to tell the
truth,
so I'll be confessing today.
[laughs maniacally]
[coughs]
TODAY AT 11:30 - HISTORY AND
FOUNDATIONS
OF DRAG PROTOCOL
-Ooooh!
-Bu...
What's wrong with you?
What's with that laughter?
-What's wrong?
-No, nothing.
You're acting weird.
[Hugáceo sniffs]
I brought my orgasm ba*ls to
class.
[high-pitched moan]
That's slutty.
I like it.
[sexy sax music]
-I can't...
-[stammers]
-Wanna pull them out?
-Yes. Can I pull them out?
-Okay, okay.
-I'm gonna pull.
[screams and moans]
[ba*ls popping]
Girl, there's a whole ball pit
in there, f*g.
[in English] Oh, my God.
[high-pitched moan]
I see you don't get it,
so I'll have to be super clear.
[moaning and kissing]
[gasps]
[belches]
[belches]
I love you. I love you, Pabla.
Dulce, our love will be
everlasting.
I love you.
[hysterical laughter]
[loud kisses]
b*tch, what did you smoke?
I want a bit of it.
-[barks]
-Really?
-Really, b*tch?
-[barking] I love you.
Don't touch it! [barks and
pants]
Are you really talking
to a stuffed animal?
The principal has gotten to our
heads.
She drives us bananas.
[guttural noises]
She's not a stuffed animal.
Her name is... Dulce.
-[screams]
-And your name is Batshit Crazy.
Sometimes I see dead people.
[belches]
[belching]
TODAY AT 1 P.M.: ORGASM ba*ls
WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU OVERDO IT
[moaning] Yes, I admit it.
I have screwed
each and every one of my
students.
Except for one.
I should regret it, but I won't
stop
until I get a slam dunk with
her!
[moans and slurps]
Mari Fer!
Holy f*ck, Mari Fer! Weren't you
dead?
-[sinister wailing]
-Why are you here?
[otherworldly voice] I came to
tell you
that you did not screw me
either.
[evil laugh]
[normal voice] But it's too
late.
Too bad for you. I'm going
partying.
Mari Fer...
You're so innocent, Mari Fer.
[deep laughter]
Mari Fer, honey, I slept with
you too.
But you don't remember.
-[gasps]
-You were unfazed.
- Because you were dead.
- [screams]
[laughter]
Hi.
Just so you know, Orca and I are
back.
[clapping]
Fine, con-drag-ulations then.
You can go backstage
with your castmates.
Like that!
You should love me like that!
Stupid!
No! No! No!
-No!
-She's more cuckoo than the
rest.
Do you love me a little? Do you?
[incoherent mumbling]
[principal] What b*tches.
Look at that.
I'm sure they're plotting
something against you.
These sluts?
I doubt it.
Pabla there, who seems so
innocent,
is the biggest h* there is.
And Cabana is mine whenever I
want.
[evil laugh]
And... what about me?
-Nothing, right?
-You, Mari Fer...
The shotgun that k*lled you...
was mine.
From my hunting days
with flamenco singers.
I gave the order to m*rder you.
[gasps]
You k*lled me?
Yes.
You k*lled me, you damn b*tch!
You k*lled me, you damn b*tch!
-Hit her, b*tch, she deserves
it!
-[screaming]
Smash the cynical!
[screaming]
♪ Medicina alternativa ♪
♪ Tu saliva es mi saliva ♪
♪ Es "Básica o Cínica" ♪
-[laughter and cheering]
-Bravo!
Congrats, girls.
What we just watched should
become
one of the wonders in the drag
world.
-We made it elegant.
-Subtle.
[laughter]
Well, now the jury
will talk a bit to each of you
girls.
- Dovima Nurmi.
- [Javier Calvo] Dovima.
You're surprising.
Working with you was a pleasure.
Your proposal made us laugh.
You had it very clear from the
start.
It is nuanced...
She drives us bananas.
I didn't work with you girls
this week,
but your level might have been
lower than other castmates'.
Acting-wise, from what I've
seen.
Each week, I look forward to
seeing
what Dovima will do.
You surprise me more each week.
-Thanks, darling.
-I love that you're a
risk-taker.
Your strength is your
silhouette,
your perfect body.
But you avoided that and chose
an outfit
in which your silhouette is
disregarded.
-Fantastic. Congratulations.
-Thank you.
I see something in you I really
like:
timelessness.
As if you came from the past.
I imagine you chose your name
on purpose.
There are homages
to Vampira and Dovima.
And it was surprising
seeing you the way we did.
-Thanks.
-Now on to Pupi Poisson.
Very few actresses
are as easy to direct as you.
Each time I suggested something,
you multiplied it by a thousand.
-So much?
-Yes.
[laughter]
I will give her a big, fat zero,
yes. [moans]
Besides, you're a great actress.
You have tools.
Indeed.
Of all kinds, yes, of course.
As far as your look, I feared it
would be
a period rental dress from a
tailor shop.
-And as such would remain.
-[laughter]
No, I have to give it back.
-[laughter]
-You see? You see? So...
for me, it falls a little bit
short
creatively speaking.
- Okay.
- May the Gods and Ana forgive
me.
But I disagree.
- Great. We love that.
- Because... Pupi is Pupi.
It's very easy to lose
your personality in these tests.
It is great that,
those of us
who consider you our favorite
h*,
we can still see you...
-Habsburg h*.
-[all laugh]
Habsburg Pupi.
I'd have preferred more Habsburg
h*.
Right, well, what do you want?
-She opened her slit.
-[laughter]
-Wide open, girl.
-[Ana] That's true, that's true.
-Come down here, Ana.
-More than happy to.
Let's go with k*ller Queen.
I think, in your case, the issue
is
you always went
pigheadedly with the same idea.
Despite the fact that we told
you
you needed more nuances,
you went back to your thing to
the max.
[hysterical laughter]
I believe that more is always
more.
-Always.
-[laughter]
-k*ller Queen defends that idea
a lot.
-Thank you. Thank you.
When acting,
if you amp up your passions,
-I applaud it.
-[laughter]
You keep that intensity.
And more is more
in Dalíesque elements, I like
it.
Especially the moustache.
If there is a Dalíesque work of
art,
that's Dalí himself.
-He is also represented...
-Thanks.
-...in the outfit you made.
-Thank you very much.
I only have one problem with it.
I would've liked
for you to make it your own.
Not a literal representation
of the painting,
but for you to make it more your
own.
Let's go with Hugáceo Crujiente.
Hugáceo, I don't think we found
what we wanted.
It's true that it didn't
really...
-Flow, right?
-Flow.
I--I... I don't think you should
go
anywhere with that principal.
From the outside,
I think it lacks definition.
-Yes. Precision.
-I mean, it's a bit like...
"Where does this go exactly?"
You had a very difficult role,
but the end result,
in my opinion, is poor.
In your outfit, I think it's
great
how you created a balance
between the historical
and the contemporary.
Very inspired.
And very interesting integration
of...
-It's inspired by Ricardo
Cavolo?
-Yes.
In a work by Cervantes.
I find it fantastic.
Let's talk to Sagittaria.
Sagittaria, well,
what happened was that the scene
was not easy, but I kept on
seeing
a kind of fantasy Angy...
that was hilarious.
I brought my orgasm ba*ls to
class.
[high-pitched moan]
That's slutty.
-You've seen Física o Química a
lot.
-Yes.
You knew how to overcome the
trials.
I wanted to ask you
which painting inspired today's
outfit.
It's Dalí's painting
called "Woman with Flower Head."
I really liked
the concept from the beginning,
when I saw you walk, but I
thought,
"It may be a little plain
for the occasion."
I think it works well for you,
even though I just said,
"More is always more."
-Sometimes subtlety works too.
-[laughter]
If Dalí had seen you, Amanda
Lear would have
been forgotten.
You're a great muse
of surrealism right now.
Thank you so much, Alaska.
Really.
Okay, let's move on
to our last "girltestant".
-Carmen Farala.
-Handkerchief at the ready.
Oh, the handkerchief. Very good.
-[Ana laughs]
-[Javier Calvo] Carmen, uh...
When we started working, I felt
that you regretted a bit
choosing that role.
-Uh-huh. Along came the bananas.
-But then...
For a character that only
appeared
in a corner with a banana,
you stole the scenes.
[gasping]
I mean, you succeeded
in making the character stand
out.
-Fer. Mari Fer.
-It was an honor.
I think you were wonderful.
-Thanks so much.
-I think the outfit was amazing.
You played with the famous
Alexander McQueen image
of the spinning model.
And the paint robots
smudging the skirt...
That's already gone down in
history.
Congrats.
Thanks so much.
Well, girls, today,
we need to know something.
So I am going to ask each of
you.
Bluntly.
I just ask you to please be
completely honest
and not at all discreet.
Dovima Nurmi.
[suspenseful music]
Who do you think
should leave this week?
[gasps] That's terrible...
Hugáceo.
¿Pupi?
[in English] Same. Hugáceo.
k*ller?
Sorry. Hugáceo.
Hugáceo.
Based on the jury's critique,
I'd say k*ller.
Sagittaria.
It's true that...
I mean, I love both drag styles,
both k*ller and Hugáceo.
It's true that maybe, in this
case,
I'd say Hugáceo.
¿Carmen?
Based on the competition,
Hugáceo.
Thank you, queens.
You may all leave the stage.
-Thanks, girls.
-Thanks.
-[Calvo] Thanks.
-Thanks.
Gems.
♪ ♪
I mean, today it was nasty to
ask
-who you think should leave.
-Yeah.
I mean, each week,
we have our opinions.
-Whether they ask or not.
-But saying it is different.
-You have to pick one.
-Yeah.
And how do you girls feel?
You, for instance.
I mean, I feel a bit...
[clicks tongue] bad,
in the sense that...
maybe I'm not understood how I'd
like.
I have my ideas, my way of
working.
Honestly, with you, I feel a
bit,
quote unquote, "betrayed"...
because you picked me,
since I helped you flesh out
your role.
Hugáceo suggested a couple
of ideas, but to do together.
So, she did not create
any character for me.
Apparently, helping here
is made more for some.
I totally understand how you
feel, but...
I picked you because
when the role seemed unsure,
then I thought, "sh*t, maybe
it's the jury's turning point."
But it's true that there was a
moment when we
were acting,
that... I didn't see
anything wrong with it.
Sagittaria can't explain herself
at all.
[mimicking Sagittaria]
"I... I mean... um...
"because Supremme said... um...
to pick someone, and that's it.
That's it, I just said:
'Hugáceo,' but there's no
reason."
[Hugáceo] It's no good...
I want to apologize,
I'm sorry that you feel
that I have betrayed you.
But we had to pick a name,
and in that moment,
I didn't know exactly which one
to say.
And... [huffs]
I don't know, just out of
respect,
since we worked together
and I helped you...
at the very least, don't pick
me.
I don't want you to feel
betrayed.
Okay.
To have all my castmates
suddenly and unanimously,
practically without hesitation,
pick me...
It's demoralizing.
How do you feel, k*ller?
[huffs] I feel a bit bad
because...
[k*ller cries] I really...
Take a tissue, sweetie.
Oh, it has all of...
[voice cracking] Thank you,
girls,
this experience is wonderful
thanks to all of you.
[sniffles]
And if we have to lip-sync,
I'd love to do it with you,
because...
I admire you loads
since before we got here.
I love what you do.
Whatever people say, don't ever
change.
I won't. We all have done
incredible things and things
we didn't even know we were
capable of.
-Including you.
-Thanks.
I'm ready for everything.
I have a second look, just in
case.
-[Carmen] Really.
-Go to hell.
-You know what's worst of all?
-You.
That video we saw today
will haunt us for the rest of
our careers.
Oh, my God.
Now that we're alone, what do
my four stars really think?
[laughter]
The decision is hard.
[Supremme] Dovima.
Here, spectacular. Acting, not
so much.
-Actually I think her acting was
good.
-You liked her.
Yes. I think she balanced
comedy and simplicity well.
-She understood how to do it.
-[Supremme] Pupi.
I mean, Pupi is Pupi.
Right. I mean,
here, being a veteran helps.
I think she shone on the runway,
she was fun.
She showed us her petticoat.
-And she was brilliant in the
challenge.
-[Ana] Brilliant.
-[Alaska] I found her great.
-She was fantastic.
-[Supremme] k*ller.
-[Javier Calvo] Her challenge
was fine.
But the concept itself
was so extreme to begin with
that it was very hard to handle.
Also for us, as directors.
-Maybe it was a bit flat.
-It was a one-note thing.
[Supremme] Hugáceo.
-She's so special.
-[Supremme] Yes.
-We love her.
-[Ana] She's the most different
of all.
-So different from everyone
else.
-She chose
literature instead of fine arts
to express herself. I don't
know...
However, in this challenge,
she didn't make me laugh a lot.
Not at all. For me,
both in the Snatch Game and this
week,
she was the worst.
[Supremme] Sagittaria.
Sagittaria appears, and I stare.
-Gorgeous.
-[Ambrossi] I like her.
She's sophisticated, elegant...
She's high fashion.
But this time, I think maybe
her outfit execution failed a
little.
[Supremme] Carmen Farala.
I found her great
in the challenge and on the
runway.
I really liked her,
and I found her design very
pretty.
I think Carmen is a beast.
She'll commit to any challenge
she faces.
-She'll do her best.
- [Ana] Yes.
Silence.
Bring back the girls.
[suspenseful music]
Welcome back, queens.
The judges and I have
deliberated...
and we've made a decision.
♪ ♪
Sagittaria.
Usually, everything you do
on this runway looks fresh as a
daisy.
Today, that flowery simplicity
saved you.
-You're safe. You can stand in
back.
-Thanks.
[Sagittaria huffs]
Dovima Nurmi.
The mere fact that you served us
such a personal avantgarde look
on an evening devoted to Spanish
art
is saving you from standing in
line
at the museum.
-You're safe. Go with your
castmate.
-Thanks.
Hugáceo Crujiente.
This show's usual painting
dazzled us on the runway...
but the acting
made it all go down the drain.
I'm sorry, but you will be
facing
elimination.
[suspenseful music]
I'm going to try to have a good
time,
as much as possible,
and fight until the end.
Carmen Farala.
Your Miró painting
was like a dazzling mirror.
No banana can stand in your way.
-[laughter]
-[retching]
[Supremme] Oh! [laughs]
Quickly, seize the moment.
Go back with your castmates.
My "holesterol" is too high.
Pupi Poisson.
Yes, ma'am.
Look, if Velázquez came to
life...
he might tell you
you're too tall to be a menina,
but each and every one of us
here today wants to tell you,
don't you dare leave
the heights you are in.
You win the maxi-challenge.
-[Supremme] Con-drag-ulations.
-[cheers]
I can't believe it.
-You may go with your castmates.
-I won something.
[laughter]
I'm going with these two
b*tches.
Mine. This maxi-challenge is all
mine.
I am the best... supporting
actress.
k*ller Queen.
Con-drag-ulations on making
your own chest of drawers
and showing it on the runway.
Unfortunately, it does not match
the rest of the furniture.
♪ ♪
I'm sorry, but you too
will be facing elimination
today.
♪ ♪
I'll lip-sync for the first time
on Drag Race, and I'll show
that k*ller Queen is a "lip-sync
assassin."
It hurts to face Hugáceo
'cause I love him loads,
but, well, this is w*r.
♪ ♪
Two queens stand before me.
[suspenseful music]
Today, you will perform
"Espectacular", by Fangoria.
That's how I want to see you.
This is your last chance to
impress us...
[suspenseful music]
...and save yourselves from
elimination.
It's time to lip sync...
for...
your life.
Good luck... and don't... f*ck
it... up.
♪♪
♪ Espectacular ♪
♪ Sensacional ♪
♪ Espectacular ♪
♪ Woo! ♪
♪ Me perderé ♪
♪ Me perderé en el torbellino
del amor ♪
♪ Me subiré ♪
♪ Me subiré a un remolino de
color ♪
♪ Confundiré ♪
♪ Confundiré lo que es ♪
♪ El norte con el sur ♪
♪ Renegaré de ese pasado donde
tú ♪
♪ Tú dijiste adiós ♪
♪ Escaparé ♪
♪ Me montaré en un arcoíris de
neón ♪
♪ Y viajaré ♪
♪ Y viajaré a Las Vegas,
Marte o Benidorm ♪
♪ Wooo... ♪
♪ Y tomaré ♪
♪ Y tomaré la decisión a cara o
cruz ♪
[laughter]
♪ Apostaré por un futuro donde
tú ♪
-♪ Tú eres ficción ♪
-[cheers]
♪ Es un vendaval ♪
♪ Que hará temblar mi miedo ♪
♪ Espectacular ♪
♪ Monumental revuelo ♪
♪ Que revolverá
lo malo con lo bueno ♪
♪ Todo en este plan
espectacular ♪
♪ Un ciclón total ♪
♪ Con rayos y con truenos ♪
♪ Espectacular ♪
♪ Un festival de fuego ♪
♪ Y retumbará ♪
♪ Sacudirá hasta el cielo ♪
♪ Espectacular ♪
♪ Sensacional ♪
♪ Espectacular, espectacular ♪
Come on!
[electronic music]
♪ Espectacular ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Espectacular ♪
♪ Espectacular ♪
♪ Es un vendaval
Oh ♪
♪ Espectacular ♪
♪ Oh ♪
♪ Un ciclón total ♪
♪ Sacudirá esta tierra ♪
♪ Espectacular ♪
♪ Sensacional ♪
[cheers]
[Ana] Bravo!
Bravo!
-Don't ever change. Ever. I love
you.
-Don't change. Inspire.
Inspire like you always do.
Con-drag-ulations to both of
you.
Let's hear what the jury has to
say,
and I'll let you know.
[suspenseful music]
[sigh]
k*ller Queen.
Dear, you're a work of art,
ma'am.
So we've decided
to keep you in our museum.
-Shantay, you stay.
-Bravo, k*ller.
-Thank you.
-[Hugáceo] Queen.
-Dear...
-[sobs] I love you so much.
Destroy them all, b*tch.
[whispers] I love you.
Hugáceo Crujiente.
Here I am.
Spectacular is how you've been
and are.
And how you must always be.
-Thanks.
-Unfortunately, not on the show.
Hugáceo Crujiente, sashay away.
Thank you so much for this
chance
to show Hugáceo Crujiente,
a different drag concept.
There are a thousand ways to
express art,
and you don't need to be
understood.
If your idea is yours,
it will always be so.
Let's see if one of them
can come up with my ideas.
-[laughter]
-Let them try.
Bravo!
Thank you!
Hugáceo Crujiente
is no longer present. Ciao.
[laughter and applause]
It sucks big time.
But we came here to play, and I
did play.
I played well, but others played
better.
No one here
would think up something like
this.
My God.
[sighs]
All the girls said
I was the one who had to leave,
and they pushed the stars to
boot me.
I leave Drag Race
having had a great experience.
Very stressful too, I mean, from
now on,
nothing will overwhelm me,
because this was the epitome of
stress.
So, I have learned a lot from
all the girls.
I really admire them, and I love
learning something from each
one.
And I have learned
something from each of them.
Even Dovima.
[sighs]
I came to shock.
No need to understand me.
I came to shock, and I know I
did.
The season will go on,
but "Hugáceo Crujiente,
a different drag concept"
and my image will remain.
"Who cares what I do?
Who cares what I say?
This is me, and this is
how I'm going to be..."
[all] "I will never change!"
Let the music play!
♪ To, to, to the moon ♪
♪ ♪
♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪
♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪
♪ ♪
[Supremme] Next week,
on Drag Race España...
-[scream]
-[gasp]
What are you doing, dude?
You're going too far.
[all screaming]
-[laughing]
-[scream]
Our next maxi-challenge is
to roast to death each of the
judges.
-Dovima Nurmi. Brays Efe...
-Hi.
-Not interested. We want to
laugh.
-Okay.
You have a filthy mouth.
You'll stop being my friend
right now.
I'm a b*tch, but not a terrible
person.
Farala is smarter than she lets
on.
Mmm.
♪ ♪
Welcome to Comedy Drags!
[cheers and laughter]
A slippery slope.
I think you were fantastic
today.
-Where were the jokes?
-Every diva has an off day.
We have made a decision.
Damn...
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