01x04 - Snatch Game

[bunniefuu]

[Supremme]
Previously, on Drag Race
España....

Have you heard the term "triple
threat"?

[screaming]

Model, singer, and actress.

[Supremme] Inti.

[dramatic music]

Well, well.

You still have a hard time
owning the stage.

There's still something missing.

♪ ♪

[Supremme] Dovima Nurmi.

♪ ♪

Your outfit is just spectacular.

Maybe you need
a little bit more Showgirls.

Here, if you snooze, you lose.

[Supremme] Sagittaria.

[all gasp]

Haute couture. Wonderful.

This week's winner is
Sagittaria.

[cheers and applause]

They've been judging me unfairly
for three weeks.

I'm going. I took off my makeup.
I'm in boy clothes.

-Are you sure?
-What's not clear about it?

-All right, got it.
-I'm leaving Drag Race.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

AFTER INTI'S WITHDRAWAL

[Sagittaria]
All right, all right, all right.

[Pupi] Mother of God.

Wow, what a roller coaster
of emotions, right?

[Dovima] That's part of the
show.

What happened? We found out
after everything blew up.

We were here, and she came--
I thought she was coming to...

[k*ller] To change for the
lip-sync.

Right, like she was missing
something,

and then I saw she was getting
dressed,
put her underwear on, then I--

Okay, she was the worst this
week,
and I was too.

[Pupi] They hadn't said that.

I mean, whatever she thinks
and whatever she feels...

well, I don't know,
just accept it, and move on.

Sure. It's my second time
lip-syncing.

And I'll be there next week,
too.

Well, I'm not really happy about
it.

It's a bittersweet victory,
like a freebie.

[Arantxa] That's right,
Sagittaria...

[cheers and applause]

Well, it's a bittersweet
victory.

I think Inti was a good
contestant.

-No doubt.
-[Sagittaria] In all this
journey.

But the show must go on,
and we have to step it up.
That's it.

I'm all out.

Throw whatever you want at me,
'cause I'm winning this.

Careful, 'cause last week, I was
on top,

and this week,
I was almost at the bottom.

[dramatic music]

I don't think I'll be at the
bottom,

but I might be able
to win another challenge,

or at least stay safe.

Today, you're up here,
and tomorrow, you'll be down
here.

You need to manage that
to be able to face the music.

[Arantxa] Let's take off all
this stuff!

[dramatic music]

Ack!

Check out Dovima's eyelashes.

[laughter]

-Watch it, buddy!
-[Farala] Check my moustache.

The show must go on.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ Gentlemen!
Start your engines ♪

[Supremme] The winner
of Drag Race España

will receive a year's worth
of free Krash Kosmetics

and 30.000 euros.

Our judges today are:

Ana Locking, Javier Calvo,
and Javier Ambrossi,

and our special guest judge is
Bad Gyal.

♪ RuPaul's Drag Race ♪

♪ May the best woman, best woman
win ♪

[suspenseful music]

Joining us is Drag Race España's
synchronized swimming team.

♪ ♪

[laughter]

These morons set all this up.

[Arantxa] Get the water
out of your ears.

My girls are a bit silly.

[imitates swimming]

It's super cool.

I can take this crap off, right?

I think so.

[Arantxa] This is gonna be
a facial peeling, man.

[indistinct chatter]

Let's see what's in store
for us today.

I think they should bring

chorizo, and Serrano ham,
and see who can eat the most.

[laughter]

-[k*ller] I'd win that.
-She really wants to win a
challenge.

Ooh!

[alarm blaring]
[yelling]

[Supremme] Hold on to your
panties!

Hello, hello, hello!

[cheers and applause]

How are you?

How are you all doing?

-Great.
-Everything okay?

[clears throat]

"Green, how I love you green."

Green wind. Green branches.

Green artichoke and green frog.

[classical music] -[Sagittaria]
Bravo!
-Was that nice?

Did I overact it? It felt
natural, right?

-Yes, it did.
-Natural, like us.

Calm down, I'm not possessed
by García Lorca's spirit,

but today's mini-challenge

is about... roasting... each...
other.

[yelling]

In your face! Here and now,
you're going to roast each
other.

Queens, the library
is officially open, because...

Reading is fundamental.

Reading is...

[all] Fundamental!

To "read" in the drag world
means
to compliment your fellow queen,

then she turns around,
and it becomes an insult,

but the insult is so subtle,
it makes her laugh.

Oh, Pit Crew!

[cheers and applause]

[sultry music]

[k*ller] It's a sausage party.

♪ ♪

My God, he's so hot!

This is for me, right?

I'm so excited.

Okay, the process is simple.

You just put the glasses on,

and roast away!

k*ller Queen.

♪ ♪

[sighs]

Arantxa Castilla La Mancha,

your ability to imitate
Hannah Montana

should be changed
to Hannah Nasty-ana.

Please take off that hat
and brush your hair.

[laughter]

Pupi Poisson...

[whimsical music]

You're so, so, so, so old...

Period.

[laughter]

I'm old, but I have more moves

and rhythm in my body...

than k*ller Queen.

And Supremme Deluxe.

If you tell me I'm old,
I'll get back at you.

I'll kick your butt.

No, I'd like to stay on the
show,
but thanks.

All right.

I'm really good
with kind-hearted people,

but none of these b*tches
has a heart, so...

-Aquaria... I mean, Sagittaria.
-Mm-hmm.

How does your brain get any
blood flow
after you remove your belt?

I can't see any difference.

[silence]
[whimsical music]

You have to laugh, okay?

[laughter]

Poor Hugáceo...

Dovima...

I have to make a great effort
to speak nicely about you.

But you walked so slowly on the
catwalk,

when you walk out the door,
they'll have footage for two
episodes.

-[all] Ooh!
-Wow!

Hugáceo...

♪ ♪

The jokes were nowhere to be
found.

These glasses...
are as ugly as my fellow queens.

[Supremme]
All right.

Sagittaria...

your body spells female...

but your face, oh, man.

[laughter]

b*tch! She's such a b*tch.

Hugáceo Crujiente...

The curtain rises, you show up,
with a look people actually
understand.

The curtain drops-- title of the
movie?

"The Impossible."

[laughter]

Miss Carmen Farala...

or should I say Carmen
Plasticala?

♪ ♪

Horrible! You see?

They attack me
on the one thing they can use.

[laughter]

Dovima "Normi"...

For those who don't know her,
she's got a problem for each
solution.

What a b*tch!

This one... um, this girl...

Pupi Poisson, this is your show.

This show will finally sh**t you
to stardom.

Let's hope you don't make it
onto another show,

but this show catapults you
far, far away.

[laughter]

Dovima Nurmi...

Don't move...
the filter might disappear.

I think Sagittaria
left her jokes at home today.

Pupi Poisson, from here, you
look...

Never mind.

[laughter]

[Supremme]
Low blow, right, Pupi?

I'm so old, I'm gonna pee on
myself.

[laughter]

Sagittaria...
[imitates Sagittaria]

I'm really happy Drag Race was
able

to get k*ller Queen
and Carmen Farala to work
together,

and we can get k*ller's padding
into Carmen's lips.

[laughter]

I'd say something about Pupi
Poisson,
but my mom always told me

not to make fun of old people,
so...
I'm done.

What's your deal with age?

I hope you grow old and healthy
to the age most of you
represent.

[laughter]

You can go back...

[exhales]

Dovima Nurmi...

[whimsical music]

[laughter]

I'll try to roast you at your
speed,
so you can... digest it.

♪ ♪

[laughter]

Carmen Farala... I love it.
You're an eternal artist.

When you pass away...

little pieces of you
will float away on the Pacific.

[laughter]

-[Farala] Damn you!
-I could roast myself,

but you already did.

Even though I'm old,

and I have multiple prosthetics
in my robotic body...

[laughter]

I'm alive!

The reading was used
to throw sh*t at each other,

and that's totally fine.

The winner of today's
mini-challenge is...

[suspenseful music]

Pupi Poisson!

[cheers and applause]

Again!

I won the mini-challenge!

Pupi totally deserves it.

I mean, that b*tch... what's her
deal?

I'm winning the intelligence
ones.

-You got a prize!
-I want a new hip!

Almost. You'll put it there.

Addicted will give you
a pack of underwear and swimwear

that perfectly adjusts
to your hip replacement.

Thanks!
[cheers and applause]

I already won two
mini-challenges,
so I need the big one.

I need one maxi-challenge.

Queens, you waited this long,
but it was well worth it.

Totally, totally, totally worth
it.

Totally! Today, we'll be
playing...

Snatch Game!

[cheers and applause]

Snatch Game!

[yells] But I'm scared.

We aren't sure about the
"snatch" part.

Languages, honey, languages.

And playing Snatch Game with us
today,
we have Samantha Hudson...

[all scream]

And Kika Lorace.

[cheers and applause]

I'm so nervous! So nervous!

I'm so excited! I'm so excited!

Well, girls, good luck,

and don't... f*ck it... up.

[techno music]

[upbeat music]

Oh, my God, what are we doing?
What are you all doing?

Right, we're telling you.

[laughter]

-Who are you doing?
-I don't know yet.

I'm not sure yet.

Maybe Raquel Revuelta's
character,
because she's like...

-[Dovima] Like you.
-Hmm. You?

The Duchess of Alba.

I think k*ller said
she was going to do the Duchess.

Ohh!

-k*ller.
-k*ller.

[Farala] Did you say you were
doing
the Duchess of Alba?

Right. She's one of the
characters
I'm considering.

She wants it too.

[dramatic note]

[Hugáceo] Problem!

She's doing my character.

You can feel the tension in the
air.

You can cut it with a knife.

The Duchess of Alba is the
character
I'd prepared for the most.

I have the wig ready,
I got the accent down.

"I'm really happy to be here
on Drag Race España."

I didn't prepare anything else.

-You have nothing else? Really?
-Nothing at all.

Why don't you try a tie breaker,
or something like that?

You didn't know they call me
Doberman Dovima?

[tense music]

I'm not challenging it.
I'm doing the Duchess.

Everyone else, do what they
want.

♪ ♪

Right, I have a temper,
but I'd rather keep it in check,

or I might destroy the stage
and the whole thing.

♪ ♪

[clattering]
[laughs]

I'm doing the Duchess of Alba
too.

-[laughs] Me too.
-Me too.

We'll have three Duchesses
or none at all.

[Farala] We'll all do the
Duchess.

Come on, girls.
Let's get cracking.

[soft techno music]

♪ ♪

[Supremme]
Welcome to Snatch Game!

[cheers and applause]
[Pupi] Bravo!

The craziest quiz show in the
world,

where big celebrities must guess
the answers of two special
players.

An icon of the LGBTIQ+
pi infinite to the fifth power,

Samantha Hudson!

[cheers and applause]

Don't clap. What are you doing?

Why not? Of course, girl.
Why wouldn't we?

Just throw some tomatoes at me,
and I'll make a salad.

[laughter]

Another LGBTI icon,

and with the permission of the
other Kikos
on TV... a lot of them...

the great Kika here.

Kika Lorace!

Nice to be here.

Everything okay on the train
from Fuenlabrada?

It was a great train trip.
I wore my mask...

Are you ready to meet our stars?

-Sure thing.
-Dying to.

A tough one, she's raw fury.

[grunts]

A big hand for Dakota!

[applause]

[Pupi] Bravo!

How are you, Dakota?

I'm itchy, and it looks...
it spells trouble.

[laughter]

She fascinated Spain with
her love arrows 126 years ago,

and we only hope she keeps
her last hit song about masking
up

under lock and key in her memory
chest.

Karina!

♪ Ponte las mascarillas y
guarda... ♪

Thanks for inviting me!

I love you all! Except this girl
here.

-Shut up, lady.
-She's insufferable.

-Lady, what's your problem?
-Don't be nervous.

Let's now welcome

the great myth of the art
galleries
around the world,

the most famous smile.

Welcome, Gioconda.

Buongiorno.

Buongiorno. I gatone.

What would you like us
to call you: madame, Gio, Conda?

Mona? Lisa?

Hmm. I like Conda. I like that.

-[Supremme] Conda?
-Conda.

Where are you from?
I picked up an accent there.

Italian. They painted me like
this,
and you can't tell, but...

-[Kika] I love that she's
Italian.
-You like Italian men, right?

That's right.

Let's not talk about that.

Let's introduce our next guest.

-She oozes art.
-[snores]

And she's the woman
with the most noble titles in
Spain.

[snores]

A big hand for the Duchess of
Alba.

[snores]

-Madame!
-Afternoon.

You look cute, Angel Llacer.

Appreciate that.
Thanks.

My genie...

I look more like Mar Saura,
but it's all right.

[laughter]

[Dovima] You look cute.

Okay, TV star, people's
princess,

and great defender
of her daughter, who loves
chicken.

Belén Esteban!

Thanks for being here.

[Pupi] Bravo, Belén!

Belén, we have a fan of yours,
a big fan of yours.

Andreita.

-Kika Lorace.
-I already said before, I'm not
talking.

-All right?
-Our next guest,

one of the hottest targets
in Madrid politics,

Isabel Díaz Ayuso.
Welcome!

-Thanks.
-Bravo, Isabel! Bravo!

Thanks so much!

You're great!

I'd love to know
your next plan for Madrid.

My next plan for Madrid is...

the rebirth of demo--

Chaos! I meant chaos.

[Pupi] Take this little pill.
[laughter]

Someone give her a Lorazepam.

And our last guest,
an enthusiast of Paleolithic
art...

Camera on me, on me!

For decades, staunch guardian
of Granada's famous baptistery.

Thanks for coming, Encarnita.

Camera on me, camera on me.

You're served. Good afternoon.

They still want to take
the baptistery from you?

I've taken care of it my whole
life.

They want to take it from me.
They are a bunch of thieves.

[laughter]

Okay, are you ready?

-Yes!
-[Supremme] Ready?

First question for Kika Lorace.

Susanna Griso is our morning
queen,

but instead of a crown,
she decided to wear...?

What?

Kika.

Her birthday suit.

[Supremme]
She decided to get naked.

All right.

Let's see Dakota.

She needs to get shitfaced.
[grunts]

Just like me.

Just like us.

I love it, I love it.

Conda?

A perfect smile, like mine.

[whimsical music]

[crickets chirping]

[Pupi] Bravo!

The answers are not really
close.

Karina.

I missed too.

Since you mentioned a crown,
I said "hair implants in
Turkey."

[laughter]

[Supremme]
All right, it could be.

Isabel Díaz Ayuso?

Susana Griso likes something,
and kids like something,

a couple of pizzas.

[laughter]

And I've got something for you
too.

[laughter]

[Supremme] That's wonderful.

Kids are full at home.

-Is there a pizza?
-You know what's in here?

-Let's see it.
-Nothing.

Just what the opposing party
wants for these kids in Madrid.

You can't even lick it.

You can't even lick it!

[laughter]

-[Farala] Oh, my God!
-This lady is making me nervous.

Encarnita, what did you write?

I--I wrote a crown of thorns.

[laughter]

♪ Te vengo a decir, te vengo a
decir ♪

♪ Oh, mi salvador ♪

[Pupi] I can sing with
Encarnita.

♪ Oh, mi salvador ♪

[laughter]

I'm a soprano.

[laughter]

Question for Samantha Hudson.

I'm so nervous.

Alberto Chicote walked around
the Drag Race España kitchen,

and he was shocked to see...

what?

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

Supremme Deluxe.

[laughter]

Belén...

Chicote found 306.482 euros
that Toño owes me!

Pay... up!

[laughter]

Like my girl would say, "Pay
up."

Or I'll curse your whole family.

He's got to pay. She's my girl.

But I won't be vulgar anymore.
I left that behind.

Cayetana?

Trans queens skidmarks.

[laughter]

All these girls are really
dirty.

Shut up, lady. Your breath
stinks.

-Who are you?
-You smell like death, lady.

[Pupi] Quit fighting.

It's like someone took a dump
in her freaking mouth.

[Pupi] Why are you mad all the
time?

[Dovima]
Shut your mouth, you pig.

-[Supremme] Quit fighting.
-Die, b*tch, die.

[laughter]

You might walk away from Drag
Race,
but not from the cemetery.

[Dovima] I'll walk away
from the cemetery!

Quit fighting, please.

Conda?

[Italian accent]
I said a boiled wig... boiled.

Just like mine,
that feels kind of greasy.

[classical music]

It didn't go well.

Encarnita?

I put my grandpa's picture.

[laughter]

Question for Kika Lorace.

-Let's go.
-All right.

Marie Kondo is always on the
prowl.

After seeing our drag werkroom,

she said the first thing she'd
order is...

[suspenseful music]

I've got it.

♪ ♪

[Samantha] I think Ayuso
copied Encarnita.

Just like my whole electoral
platform,
honey.

You know who I took it from?
Trump.

[laughter]

-Wow!
-You pronounce it so well.

Are you bilingual?

I'm trilingual, four-lingual,

and mostly bilingual with my
girlfriends.

Mostly unilingual.

-[Pupi] She's so dirty.
-I'll show you

how bilingual I am backstage.

[laughter]

Kika Lorace's answer.

The first thing Marie Kondo
would order is...

-The heads.
-[Supremme] The heads.

-Karina.
-I said, "The shoes."

They are the roots
of the human being.

[laughter]

[Supremme] All right. Conda?

Excuse me, I need to get comfy.
I'm so tired.

Just like mine. Look!

You stink!

[Farala] Your mouth stinks,
lady.

-Conda?
-I said, "Used girdles

ordered by their stench."

[whimsical music]

♪ ♪

All right.

Nothing, I'm not mentally agile
enough to...

And I'm not funny either.

I'm more visual.

♪ ♪

-Dakota? Dakota?
-[snores]

[Supreme, Pupi] Dakota!

Why did you wake me up?!

-Why?
-[cries]

-Help! I'm scared!
-Don't you ever wake me up
again!

Okay?

[laughter]

[Dovima] You stained my dress.

If she keeps behaving like this,
I'll up and go, okay?

[laughs]

Isabel?

The biggest problem
for drag queens is they're too
liberal.

-Ohh!
-[k*ller] Liberals.

We have one!

[cheers and applause]

Besides, the problem with
liberals--
this is what happens.

Our little Cobbly.

Cobbly was a happy cobblestone
in the street.

And these liberal heads
ripped it apart from the street.

Who's the cutest rock in the
world?

Oh, God! Oh, sorry.

You have a friend now.

Let's go with Samantha Hudson.

[Samantha] Let's go. sh**t.

Kiko Rivera can't take it
anymore...

and he's decided to visit
his mom to clearly tell her...

what?

[suspenseful music]

This is an homage to...
Pay...up!

[Supremme] All right.

Duchess?

-Excuse me, sweetheart?
-Your answer, please.

Oh, the answer.

-We're getting married.
-[Supremme] Who is?

Well, Kiko Rivera and I.

Seriously? What a wonderful
couple.

-I'd love to see that.
-That's great.

And I can dance at my wedding.
¡Olé!

[laughter]

Belén?

[sighs]

Chelo and I agree.

-[laughs]
-Pay...--

Where's the camera?

Pay... up! Paquirri's
inheritance.

[Supremme]
All right. Encarnita.

I wrote, "The cross of Christ."

Look. Here it is.

-I'll drop it here.
-Beautiful. It's great.

Who's not gonna like
the cross of Christ?

Who's not gonna like it?

[Dovima]
Take a seat, nasty woman.

-Okay...
-Are we almost done here?

-What time is it?
-Quiet.

The winner of this first edition
of Snatch Game is...

Nobody! Nobody wins!

-[Pupi] All right!
-f*ck it!

[cheers and applause]

Take a seat.

You f*gs! I'm shutting this down
when we're done here.

And I'll see you all
on our next Snatch Game!

[cheers and applause]

Is it over yet?

[upbeat music]

ELIMINATION DAY

[all] We want to go to church!
We want to go to church!

We want to go to church!

-We want to go to church!
-No.

I don't want to.

-[Farala] Okay, girls.
-[Arantxa] Get the curlers.

[Farala] Let's look pretty.

Well, it's a new day.

I'm super worried today,

because my Snatch Game was
terrible.

Hugáceo, did you consider other
characters
besides the Mona Lisa for Snatch
Game?

My second choice was medium
Sandro Rey.

Maybe I would have had more
leeway
to answer questions as him.

Even my younger brother,
who's my biggest fan,

he kept saying I should do
Sandro Rey,
since he's funnier than Mona
Lisa.

You know, my brother is always
first--
every time I show him my makeup,

or a dress, he goes,
"I love it, it's great."

In fact, he gave me this charm
before I came here.

-It's pretty.
-He gave me a letter,

just to support me.

Bring it over.
We need a good cry.

-How old is he?
-21. He's four years younger.

-He's cute.
-[laughs]

Right, let's sexualize my
brother.
[laughter]

He wrote this letter,
and I hope I have his
permission...

"Hi, Hugo, if you're reading
this,
it means you're close

to achieving your dream,
a dream you're achieving on your
own.

Show yourself just as you are.

Don't be afraid of anything
or anyone,

and when you think you can't...

achieve something or if...

or if something gets in your
way,

just remember how, on your own,
you were able to...

everything you were able to
achieve,

in your career as an artist
and your career in drag,

as in your life;
you can do whatever you want.

I want you to wear this little
charm,

to give you luck
and remember that you're my
hero,

every time you look at it.

And whatever happens there,
in my eyes, you've already won.

I love you lots.
Your brother, your number-one
fan."

God, that was beautiful!

Family drama and such...

Not my thing.

-[Arantxa] You have siblings?
-I do have a brother.

And I'm really happy
to have been raised with a
brother.

Thanks to my brother,
my parents understood the
situation,

and they have supported me to
death.

[Farala] I've always felt
supported by my family.

My mother is always worrying
about everything...

She doesn't really like
that I always work at night.

People always associate the
night with...

[Arantxa] Right, if you work at
night,
it always implies many things.

You know, drugs, excess,
but that's not really the way it
is.

-I mean, you could see that.
-Right.

Telling your family you do drag
is a second coming out of the
closet,

but harder than the first one,
because you have to justify

why you wear a wig, heels...

You have to explain so many
things,

that I think it's actually
harder
than coming out of the closet.

Maybe this show will make people
look at it as just another job.

-[Dovima] Not even a job, but--
-It's an artform.

We're only artists
who want to brighten up the
world,

so be nice to us, please.

♪ ♪

♪ Covergirl ♪

♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe ♪

♪ Let your whole body talk ♪

[cheers and applause]
♪ And what? ♪

Welcome to the main stage
of Drag Race España.

[cheers and applause]

Today, this catwalk is going to
give us
great moments,

full of rhythm and diversity,

because you're going
to flip out "in colors"

with the triple catwalk
we've set up for you.

Are you ready to enjoy our first
ball?

Yeah, momma!

Ana Locking, welcome. How are
you?

Happy to be here.

Happy, beaming-- you look
gorgeous.

-Thanks a lot.
-I have a question for you.

Is three a crowd?

Well, I believe love
is a question of two,

but it all depends on the bed
size.

Right, a big bed,
with room for many people.

-Exactly.
-Right?

Javier Ambrossi...

What's your take on number
three?

Don't make me talk.

Let's clear that up. Those
watching us
have their heads in the gutter.

They're full of bad intentions.

And rightfully so.

Just remember, you, my husband,
I--

that was a threesome.

-[Javier Calvo] What?
-You don't remember?

I never remember anything.

Javier Calvo...

how are you?

Glad to be here.

Let's see if you can go with the
flow.

♪ Tres cosas hay en la vida ♪

I know them: eyelash, wig,
heels.

You are so g*y! [laughs]

Wait, wait...
handbag, washcloths, condoms.

-You're so slutty!
-No, no, no, no.

Health, money, and c*ck.

That's right. Totally right.

A big one, so to speak.

Okay. Welcome to Drag Race
España.

Bad Gyal, how are you?

-I'm great. How are you?
-Such a pleasure.

I'm delighted. I'm really happy.

Just so you know,
you've got all of us here...

-Crazy?
-That's right.

There's no shortage of that
here.

No worries there.

We are really excited
to have you here today.

-So am I. Thanks.
-Welcome.

Okay, today, we asked our queens
to walk this catwalk three
times,

wearing three different styles:

everyday dress, just being,
and living their life.

The most iconic ball has arrived
at Drag Race España.

Racers, fire up your engines,

and may the best drag queen win!

The category is...

Trashy chick.

DJ, start the music!

[Supremme]
Carmen Farala.

[laughter]

It's my downstairs neighbor.

-Just like her.
-[Javier Calvo] Pink and gum.

My trashy chick proposal
is a current chick,

the typical fashion chick,

but she wears knockoffs,
like my handbag,

which is Chinese-made.

♪ Bring it to the runway ♪

The brunette shows swag.

[laughter]

[Supremme] But she's a fake
brunette.

[Supremme] Sagittaria.

[Javier Ambrossi]
Sagittaria Winehouse.

[laughter]

-This place is non-smoking.
-She doesn't care.

[Javier Calvo] Don't bug me,
mama.

I didn't feel I was in my
element
dressing like that,

but, whatever,
it was fun, and I enjoy it a
lot.

Besides, it's the time
when I can be a b*tch to the
jury.

♪ Queen up and drag ♪

Don't say anything, or she'll
bite you.

She looks mean.

[Supremme] k*ller Queen.

[laughter, gasping]

That crop top is totally me.
Totally.

♪ ♪

[Javier Ambrossi]
She said hi to you.

I'm a trashy chick right now,

but not just any trashy chick--
I was inspired

by my longtime girlfriends,
with whom I went to Fabrik and
Goa.

We raised the top in the
convertible,

and we drank alcohol
with our super nails.

♪ ♪

[Javier Ambrossi]
The tracksuit is Ana Locking's,
right?

[laughter]

You say the darndest things!

♪ Category is, category is... ♪

[Supremme]
Arantxa Castilla La Mancha.

[Javier Ambrossi]
Bad Gyal's cousin.

[Bad] Right, my second cousin.

See? Same natural hair.

♪ Category is,
category is officially closed ♪

Arantxa Castilla La Mancha
turns into a trashy chick

who is divine, who is a Baby
Spice,

and transformed into
a Spanish trashy chick in 2005

on my way to PE class.

♪ ♪

[Bad] Now she is my cousin.
with the thong.

Is it a tracksuit or pajamas?

[Javier Calvo] f*ck it.

♪ Run-run-run-run, runway ♪

[Supremme]
Dovima Nurmi.

[Javier Ambrossi]
Wow!

Ooh! I'm a hairdresser,
I'm a musketeer.

[Javier Ambrossi]
Raquel Mosquera.

[laughter]

♪ Bring it to the,
bring it to the runway ♪

♪ Bring it to the runway ♪

My trashy-chick look is inspired
by how she'd be in Dovima's
world.

It's the look of a divine
hairdresser,
with a touch of the 2000,

from the 'hood.

-Your dress is kinda short.
-[Ana laughs]

[Supremme]
If you want to call it a
"dress."

♪ Category is: Show girl ♪

♪ Category is... ♪

[Supremme]
Hugáceo Crujiente.

[all] Ooh!

[Bad] And the eyeliner, girl?

It crosses your forehead.

That is trashy chick.

♪ Run-run-run-run, runway ♪

[Javier Ambrossi] What's she
carrying
in the fanny pack, Bad Gyal?

[Bad] Let's see.

Look at that. It's an antique.

♪ ♪

This is a Crujiente trashy
chick,

with her tats, really pink,
with the big hoops,

and the iconic trashy girl cell
phone.

It's a trashy girl for a selfie.

-[Ana] Selfie.
-Lips.

[Javier Ambrossi] We haven't
talked
about the piercing above the
lips.

[Bad] That's another level
of trashy chick.

Great point in her favor.

[Supremme]
Pupi Poisson.

I like red, green, and yellow
pills.

Let's go!

My trashy chick is from the
'hood,
and she's an activist from
Chueca,

with all the LGBTQ+ flags,

imitating the famous painting
"Liberty Leading the People."

♪ Run-run-run-run, runway ♪

♪ Bring it to the runway, runway
♪

[Javier Ambrossi] This kind of
trashy chick is the activist
type,

with lots of f*g friends.

[Bad] That's right.

♪ Bring it to the runway,
bring it to the runway ♪

♪ Bring it to the, bring it to
the,
bring it to the runway ♪

[RuPaul laughs]

The category is: aggressive
executive.

[techno music]

Carmen Farala.

-Oh!
-That's huge!

She's the Minister of the
Interior.

[laughter]

Despite seeing everything
on her exterior.

♪ ♪

The look is inspired
by one of the Kardashian
sisters.

And it's about an empowered,
glam,
strong, and self-confident
female.

[all yelling]

[Javier Calvo]
That was expensive, girl.

[Supremme] Sagittaria.

[Javier Calvo]
She's on her coffee break.

Melanie Griffith.

♪ ♪

My executive look is inspired
by Ariana Grande's hair.

The blouse is from my hookup
last night,

and it seems like she forgot
something.

[yelling]

The safety deposit box.

[laughter]

[Javier Calvo] Beautiful smile.

[Supremme] k*ller Queen.

She could be part of my family.

[Javier Ambrossi] Is she the
grown-up
trashy chick from before?

-She seems a bit crazy.
-[Bad] That's right.

♪ ♪

My proposal for aggressive
executive
is the trashy chick

who has evolved,
but she's still trashy inside.

She still loves leopard print,
she loves pink,

and she loves her flask,
because you always need one.

♪ ♪

-What a race!
-Careful!

[Supremme] Don't fall now!

♪ ♪

Arantxa Castilla La Mancha.

♪ ♪

I want to be a b*tch.

[Supremme barking]

[Bad] That's a little scary,
isn't it?

[all gasping]

My catwalk executive
is obviously legally blonde.

She inherited dad's company, but
she pretends she knows what
she's doing,

despite having no f*cking idea,

but she brings her favorite dog
for comfort, Loli.

♪ ♪

[Javier Calvo] What do you think
she's an executive of?

Human Resources.

[laughter]

♪ ♪

[Supremme] Dovima Nurmi.

[all] Oh!

She's the executive manager
of the corner whorehouse.

[laughter]

Right, she sucks you dry.

[Ana] Forget any oral sex,
honey.

My executive represents

an alien, extravagant,
and somewhat ugly Thierry
Mugler,

everything rolled into one.

♪ ♪

[Javier Ambrossi]
No working today.

[laughter]

I'd much rather play.

[laughter]

♪ ♪

Hugáceo Crujiente.

[Javier Calvo] What?
Does she work in a gallery?

She ate her briefcase.

♪ ♪

My aggressive executive
is a business shark.

She has a mohawk,
with a bitten briefcase,

k*lling it in every business
deal.

♪ ♪

[Supremme] She's the avatar
of the Koplowitz ladies.

Botin's avatar.

♪ ♪

[Supremme] Pupi Poisson.

[Javier Ambrossi]
The horsewoman.

[Ana laughs]

She needs to be tamed.

♪ ♪

My aggressive executive
is a professional lady,

who carries many alarms,
because she used to work

in a big clothing company.

She's also wearing
some leather to k*ll them all.

♪ ♪

Execute during the day,
b*tch at night.

♪ ♪

Rich Serrano girl-- Serrano ham,
that is.

♪ ♪

The category is...
Marbella jet-set.

Carmen Farala.

[upbeat music]

Wow!!

-Bond girl.
-Spontaneity.

[Javier Ambrossi]
Gunilla von Bismarck.

I mean, I look great
in this Marbella look, honestly.

I sport a great tan,

with spectacular blonde hair
a la Gunilla von Bismarck.

And my c*ck as an accessory.

After summer in Marbella
under the sun,

and all these parties on yachts,

you look really golden brown.

♪ ♪

"I crashed your party."

Anyone bring sunscreen?

♪ ♪

-"An olive like no other."
-[laughs]

[Supremme] Sagittaria.

-Wow.
-Ooh!

Classy bling-bling, girl.

That's the previous one's
daughter.

[laughter]

♪ ♪

I don't know Gunilla von
Bismarck.
Who the f*ck is she?

My inspiration was Starlight--

luxurious, lots of bling,
a little bit of that.

Dynasty, Alexis Carrington.

I was sh**ting for glam.

♪ ♪

Vote for GIL:
Glamorous, Intelligent,
Luscious.

[laughter]

[Supremme] k*ller Queen.

Doña Summer.

[laughter]

♪ ♪

[judges yelling]

-Bravo!
-Elegant but drunk.

♪ ♪

I've never been to Marbella.

I prefer the Caribbean.

My reference was Pitita Ridruejo
and Gunilla von Bismarck,

because she's always really tan
and speaks terrible Spanish.

It was a fusion of both of them.

And her hair is so burned,
the hairline is back here,

with a great Marbella tan
and a good bottle of wine

to celebrate on the yacht.

Way to spend the afternoon,
love.

Do you know Dinio?

[laughter]

[Supremme]
Arantxa Castilla La Mancha.

[gong sounds]

-Wow.
-[Ana] Ooh!

She hasn't gone to bed yet,
obviously.

-She's a little Cher.
-No, she's really Abba.

She has a little bit of Cher,
a little bit of Abba.

Also Lady Gaga--
all my inspirations.

I have no idea about
the jet-set in Marbella,

because I never had the money
to go there.

But my version of that
is a Donatella Versace knockoff.

Poor thing, she got lost in
Spain with
her money and ended up in
Marbella.

She bought her sunscreen,
but it was actually Nivea.

She made a mistake.

And she got slightly burned, but
she
still models, 'cause that's her
passion.

♪ ♪

Burned like the Windsor tower.

Honey, I've got to return to my
cult.

[laughter]

And we'll k*ll each other.

[Supremme] Dovima Nurmi.

♪ ♪

I get dressed, put makeup on,
and, boom! I'm ready.

Tons of bling.
And how about that hair?

To me, the jet-set in Marbella
means the '80s and '90s,

glamour, fake luxury,
fake people, cheap tan.

My catwalk look is
the typical rich woman, drunk,

who's pretending
to be someone she's not.

And very tan.

She's drunk too. She can't trick
us.

[Javier Ambrossi]
All of them are drunk.

♪ ♪

[Supremme] Hugáceo Crujiente.

She's leaving the after-party,
honey.

Been there before!

♪ ♪

Watch the sun, honey!

♪ ♪

My Marbella jet-set is
a lady who went partying,

she had a blast,
and she fell asleep under the
sun.

What happened?
Well, the sun did a number on
her face,

her makeup is all messed up,

and she's trying to figure out
how to get home.

She's kind of thinking,
"Where do I go now?"

♪ ♪

"Where is my house now?"

[laughter]

"Any other joint open?"

[Supremme] Pupi Poisson.

[all gasping]

[yelling]

It's Rappel!

♪ ♪

My Marbella jet-set look
comes with a... surprise.

Surprise!

I come in as a German lady,
with a big turban,

super blonde, big glasses.

But then I turn around,
I remove my coat, my turban,

and I turn into Rappela,

the woman who can tell the
future.

♪ ♪

She's reading our lips.

♪ ♪

Where's Two Yupa?

[laughter]

[suspenseful music]

Welcome, queens.

Our guest judge today is Bad
Gyal.

[cheers and applause]

-I'm a big fan.
-And I am from today, too,

I'm not gonna lie.

I just want to say that I'm
flipping out,
because I feel I'm drag many
days,

and I'd love to use the makeup
the way you all do,

'cause you look f*cking divine.

-Come to the werkroom.
-We'll turn you into an awesome
queen.

Let's do it.

Okay, let's discuss what we just
saw.

Carmen.

-Carmen for me--
-Her looks.

Her looks were perfect.
Her skin color, her acting,

her hair bouncing
with every step she took--

I can tell you know how to sew,
and you enjoy doing it.

-Thanks.
-I loved your looks,

especially the executive one.

It was really inspiring.
I loved the ponytail.

-[laughs]
-And also Snatch Game.

I think you really grasped
Dakota's spontaneity.

I'm itchy, and it looks...
it spells trouble.

Maybe you could have taken
the character even further.

-But you really grasped it.
-Really good.

Let's talk about Sagittaria.

-[Javier Ambrossi] That a*s.
-That a*s, please.

[laughter]

-I'm just like you.
-And it's getting bigger, too.

[laughter]

You were great. I loved your
looks.

Your executive hair--I loved it.

You were funny, too, and super
cool.

-Thanks a lot.
-Having said that,

thanks so much for bringing us
the baptistery sisters.

I loved it.

♪ Te vengo a decir, oh, mi
salvador ♪

Hold it, hold it!

Did you know you were this
funny?

Not really. [laughs]

You answered every question
with a funny comeback.

-Thanks a lot.
-Let's talk

about the flask's queen, and the
bottles.

-Queen of the flasks!
-k*ller.

-k*ller Queen.
-I've got to say something.

You k*lled it on the catwalk!

-Thanks.
-You showed us

the same woman through time!

-And through alcohol.
-And through alcohol!

First off, you were the trashy
chick,
who opened up a beauty parlor.

And finally, she went to
Marbella.

-Exactly.
-And she always carried the same
flask!

You found your spot,
you found your identity.

-That is, a drunk lady.
-Right!

That's my goal in life! [laughs]

What did you think about
Isabel Díaz Ayuso?

You f*gs! I'm shutting this down
when we finish here.

I loved it. She nailed it.

I had a good laugh with her.

You found where the comedy lies
in Díaz Ayuso.

You know, she's about to lose it
and k*ll you one moment,

and she's looking like an angel
right after.

Well, I appreciate that, 'cause
I was having a hard time finding
myself,

and... I'm really demanding of
myself,

because I've been a doctor
my whole life,

and you always have to be
almost perfect--

[Javier Ambrossi]
k*ller, you were close to
perfect.

Bravo! Bravo!

Arantxa Castilla La Mancha.

Arantxa, the looks
did match the characters.

I especially loved the last one.

I've got to say, I loved
the "thong" moment.

[all laughing]

-I loved it.
-Really good.

Regarding Belén's character,
you should have pushed it more.

Pay... up!

Belén is tremendously popular,
and really theatrical.

It's hard to improve
the character herself.

I'd like to know how you saw
yourself.

Not good, 'cause I didn't have
strength,

and that voice inside of me
telling me
that I don't belong here,

"You don't deserve it,
you're not good enough,"

that voice won today.

Some weeks are better than
others.

And I congratulate you,
because you're really talented.

You're also really charismatic.

-Uniqueness.
-Nerve and talent.

[laughter]

C*nt. f*ck.

What's wrong with your mouth?
Dovima is next.

Dovima, what I really liked this
week,
you added ideas

and characters to your style.

And with that dress and another
wig,

you'd be even cuter,
but it's not about that today.

It's about portraying the
character today.

I loved your Thierry Mugler
homage.

-It was Thierry Mugler.
-It was Thierry Mugler.

[cheers and applause]

Great, a real Thierry Mugler
on the catwalk. Wonderful.

You always do great in our
challenges.

-¡Olé! ¡Olé! ¡Olé!
-[laughter]

-Brutal. Yeah.
-You shock us every week.

-Thanks.
-Really funny.

Super intelligent, you grasped
it,

you took risks with the
character
by taking it to the extreme.
Congrats.

Thanks a lot, guys.

Next up, Hugáceo Crujiente.

I felt you showed us your
personality.

I like it, because you're
different,
your colors...

I don't know, it caught my eye,
and I think you're special.

[Javier Calvo] I'd like to point
out
the trashy chick.

I loved your trashy chick.
And the cell from the 2000s.

The bling on your cell.

Your hairpins, your hair.

And how about Snatch Game?
The idea was great for a
painting.

A perfect smile, just like mine.

But if you're interpreting that,

the idea and the intellectual
concept
can help you start it out,

but that's just the beginning.

You missed the rest of the
journey.

The hard part of Snatch Game
is making people laugh.

-It's missing, I mean...
-Some fantasy.

The jokes.
And you need to lose your mind.

The image was great,
it was absolutely wonderful.

I work better in silent movies.

-That's right. Possibly.
-Once I start talking...

You're a dramatic actress.
It's all right.

You win the awards! No worries.

[laughter]

You'll get your Oscar!

-Next up, we have a comedic
actress.
-Oh, comedy, really?

[Supremme]
Let's talk about Pupi Poisson.

♪ Ponte las mascarillas ♪

You have the "it" factor,
like the big stars.

They make you feel at peace
when you look at them.

As the audience, I see you work,
and I know it's gonna be all
right.

You know?
I feel you are a professional,

someone who's
not complicating things in her
head.

-I still complicate things.
-[laughter]

You make it look easy.
I mean, we're watching you,

and it's like second nature to
you,
as if you'd been born

telling stories and connecting
with the audience.

-As if--
-It's just natural for her.

-Totally.
-She just does it.

Pupi, I live for...

someone who shows up on the
catwalk
dressed as a woman...

removes her clothes and turns
into Rappel.

-I mean...
-[laughter]

You tell stories,
you make us laugh,

-and we fell in love with you.
-Long live Pupi.

-[Ana] Yes!
-I look so cute today.

-[laughter]
-[Javier Ambrossi] Amazing!

I have to say this, sorry!

We have the world's best
contestants.

They are wonderful!

[cheers and applause]

But this is a contest.

When I say your name,
please step forward.

[suspenseful music]

Dovima Nurmi.

♪ ♪

You're safe.

-You can exit the stage.
-Thanks.

[applause]

Girls, you are the best
and the worst in today's show.

While I deliberate with the
judges,

you can reunite
with your castmate backstage.

[all] Thanks.

Thanks, girls.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

Saved. By the bell. [bell rings]

[crickets chirping]

One day, I'm lip syncing,
next day, I'm here alone.

You guys are kind of bullying
me.

[whimsical music]

Come on.

Quit talking to yourself, girl.
You're so crazy.

-I was talking to the gnomes.
-You're so chatty, really.

Well, congrats to Dovima.
She's safe.

[cheers and applause]

-[Farala] Do-brick-ma. Saved.
-Do-brick-ma.

-Nothing to say.
-Nothing to say?

That's all you've got to say,
b*tch?

She's not used to being safe.

I don't think Dovima cares.

Whether she's at the bottom or
safe,
she's like, "This sucks."

-[laughter]
-[Farala] Exactly.

That's the way I am.
I'm a dead woman walking.

Literally, she was safe,
and she goes, "Ugh."

Why don't you drop dead,
b*tches?

Dovima sad. Dovima happy.

[laughs]

I'm really flat.

You deserve to be on top.

You did a great duchess.
I was having a hard time

keeping a straight face.

And you really stepped out
of your comfort zone.

I'm f*cking sick of my comfort
zone.

[laughter]

And your portrayal was one of
the best.

Who's lip-syncing with me?

I will!

You think you're going?

Honey, the Mona Lisa signed
my death warrant.

Right. But they liked your looks
and all that.

No matter how cool my looks
were,

I'm lip-syncing,
but let's see who's coming with
me.

I think it's going to be Hugo
and I.

I mean, we're both going.

♪ ♪

I'm going to read this
unicorn...

I see Dovima is safe for now.

[laughter]

I can't read the unicorn very
well.

We've got to rub it a bit more.

I don't want to guess.

But I do.
I'm lip-syncing with Hugáceo.

-No.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

-Wanna bet a Kaiku?
-[laughter]

You got it. You got it.

My weakness is comedy,
and I believe that's where I'm
failing.

But some of them think
they're funny, and they aren't.

Honestly.

Who do you think is going to win
this episode?

-You are.
-Or k*ller.

-I say Pupi.
-No.

It's either Pupi or k*ller.

-Pupi is winning this.
-No doubt.

-Whether you like it or not.
-Right.

I don't want to say I'm winning
this,

because things are really even,

and their looks were great too.

Pupi is winning this episode
even though she won't deserve
it.

[laughter]

Envy is eating you alive.

I think k*ller, Pupi and I
will be on top.

For real, you did great.

-Really great.
-Encarni,

you and your baptistery were
great.

How was it? Sing it for us.

[all] ♪ Te vengo a decir,
te vengo a decir ♪

♪ Oh, mi salvador ♪

Okay, girls, get ready for the
lip-sync.

[Farala] Let's do it.

[Dovima]
Nobody tapes me from the back.

I'm rich now.
Carmen forgot her purse.

[Farala] It's empty.

My friends, since we're alone
now,

let's talk about our
contestants.

Carmen Farala.

We saw her as a blonde, finally.

But she should have done better
on Snatch Game.

She could have taken it further.

-Maybe... Right, more drag.
-More drag, right?

She should have done
what she does best, really.

However, her looks were
wonderful,

and her acting was not bad.

[Supremme] Sagittaria.

She shocks me every week.

She was probably one of the best
in Snatch Game, maybe the best.

It was such a difficult
challenge,

and it was unexpected
for her to do so well.

-Totally, and out of her comfort
zone.
-Even for her.

[Javier Calvo] On the catwalk...

Brilliant.

[Javier Ambrossi] Some of her
looks
were too simple, though.

She should have accessorized
more...

[Supremme] k*ller Queen.

She told us a story on the
catwalk,

and her looks were
increasingly sophisticated.

[Ana] Each character was
different,
but the same person at the same
time.

-Really good.
-And on Snatch Game,

picking such a difficult
character
and pulling it off so well...

She got something out of
a character who's actually flat,

and she brought it to life with
humor.

[Supremme]
Arantxa Castilla La Mancha.

She did well on Snatch Game.

She didn't look like Belén
Esteban,

but some of her jokes were
really good,
like the 587.000...

-[both] Yeah.
-Some gestures

were similar to Belén's,
however.

I believe she sunk on the
catwalk,
if I remember right.

Her looks weren't great.
Her best look was the final one.

But it didn't match
what we asked of them.

She kind of took another route.

[Supremme]
Hugáceo Crujiente.

Hugáceo has a strong
personality,

but I have to say, this week,

she failed at picking her
character
or how to portray the character.

She left off from an idea
in her head,

but it was never tested,
so it wasn't really funny.

Once nobody laughs,
it's really hard to move on.

I wonder if she's got more stuff
to give.

Right. Right.

[Supremme]
Let's talk about the last one,
Pupi.

-Brutal.
-Brutal.

-We fell in love.
-She was cool.

Sorry, uncovering Rappel
from the red cape--

This is an iconic moment,

a moment I'll never forget.
I got goosebumps.

And I laughed my butt off, so--

That said, she was really funny
on Snatch Game,

but maybe she didn't shine
as much as others did.

She had good moments,
like the one with the shoes.

And we said this before--
you can tell she's a
professional--

Silence.

Have we made a decision?

-Oof.
-Hmm.

Bring back the girls.

[suspenseful music]

Welcome back, queens.

The judges and I have
deliberated...

and we've made a decision.

♪ ♪

Sagittaria.

Today, you've made us live
Pretty Woman,

The Wizard of Oz, even the Goya
Awards
where you showed your butt...

[Ana laughs]

You're safe. You can go
backstage
with your fellow queen.

[soft applause]

Ooh! I'm saved, thank God.

I don't actually care who wins,

because I'm winning this season,
obviously.

k*ller Queen.

You're taking giant steps...

k*ller for president!

[all] k*ller for president!

k*ller for president!

Next round on me!

[laughter]

It's on you, because you won
today's episode.

[cheers and applause]

Con-drag-ulations!

[applause]

Yeah!

Thanks. I'll get that round
going.

[laughter]

Thanks, really. Thanks.

[funk music]

Pupi Poisson...

Do I step forward?

If you want to. It'd be swell.

I don't know what part this is.

The mother of all Spanish trashy
chicks

has made us love Karina
even more and herself.

You're safe, darling.

[applause]

I didn't win the maxi-challenge.

Fine. Maybe next time.

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

Hugáceo Crujiente...

♪ ♪

Your Marbella sun today
was overcast by the clouds.

I'm really sorry,
but you'll be facing elimination
today.

[dramatic sting]

Okay.

I mean, Hugáceo Crujiente
will represent.

I can assure you that.

Arantxa Castilla La Mancha...

♪ ♪

I'm sorry, but you too
will be facing elimination
today.

♪ ♪

Belén didn't make it.

She didn't make it.

Carmen Farala...

this means you're safe.

-You can go back with your
castmates.
-Thanks.

[soft applause]

Am I happy? No.
Am I upset? No.

I feel like my statistics on the
show
are looking a little...

[tense music]

Two queens stand before me.

Today, you'll fight for survival
with the song

"p*ssy" by Bad Gyal.

Don't lose faith.

This song is going to bring out
all your power and potential.

Please leave everything on the
stage,
and I'm dying to see you,

so... [throws kiss]

You can do it.

This is your last chance
to impress us...

[suspenseful music]

...and save yourselves from
elimination.

It's time to lip sync...

for...

your life.

Good luck...

and don't... f*ck it... up.

♪ p*ssy ♪

♪ 'Ta muy caro este p*ssy ♪

♪ Aquí paga este p*ssy ♪

♪ En tu vida probarás this ♪

Woo!

♪ Bad Gyal ♪

♪ ♪

♪ This is too good for you ♪

♪ Pa' las locas ♪

♪ Los chavales como tú
se podrían coleccionar ♪

♪ Nací con la habilidad
de sentir quién es de fiar ♪

♪ Teléfono ocupado,
en línea y que suene la señal ♪

♪ Me pidió el Instagram y el
número,
yo cambié el final ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Me salí de fiesta con mis
amigas ♪

♪ Y yo lo que quiero
es fumar marihuana ♪

♪ Mira, aquí no pasamos
tonterías ♪

♪ Cuando entro, tú te apartas,
p*ssy K Mana ♪

♪ p*ssy ♪

♪ 'Ta muy caro este p*ssy ♪

♪ No te acerques, p*ssy ♪

♪ Aquí paga este p*ssy ♪

♪ En tu vida probarás this ♪

♪ p*ssy ♪

♪ 'Ta muy caro este p*ssy ♪

Bravo!

♪ No te acerques, p*ssy ♪

♪ Aquí paga este p*ssy ♪

♪ En tu vida probarás this ♪

♪ No sé de qué fronteas
si te comes los mocos ♪

♪ No tienes na' y si lo tienes
me importa poco ♪

♪ Todas las mías
pagan su Remy Martin ♪

♪ Distancia social, te echamos
de aquí ♪

♪ Mi personalidad no está a tu
altura ♪

♪ Déjate de flipar, me pareces
basura ♪

♪ Vine a moverlo, pero pa' ti no
♪

♪ Pa' ti no ♪

♪ Me salí de fiesta con mis
amigas ♪

♪ Y yo lo que quiero
es fumar marihuana ♪

Bravo!

♪ Mira, aquí no pasamos
tonterías ♪

♪ Cuando entro,
tú te apartas, p*ssy K Mana ♪

♪ p*ssy ♪

♪ 'Ta muy caro este p*ssy ♪

♪ No te acerques, p*ssy ♪

♪ Aquí paga este p*ssy ♪

♪ En tu vida probarás this ♪

♪ p*ssy ♪

♪ 'Ta muy caro este p*ssy ♪

♪ No te acerques, p*ssy ♪

♪ Aquí paga este p*ssy ♪

♪ En tu vida probarás this ♪

Nada que hacer por aquí, papi.

-♪Tú nunca probarás this ♪
-♪ Bad Gyal ♪

♪ Tú nunca probarás this ♪

♪ Tú nunca probarás this ♪

[song ends]

[cheers and applause]

I love you.

[dramatic music]

[Javier Calvo] Oh, my God.

Con-drag-ulations to both of
you.

Thanks.

[suspenseful music]

[sighs] Let's hear
what the jury has to say,

and I'll let you know.

♪ ♪

Hugáceo Crujiente...

p*ssy freak...

Shantay, you stay.

[applause]

Thanks so much.

If you don't win this, I'll k*ll
you.

Arantxa Castilla La Mancha...

Thanks for your laughter,

your energy...

and your fun drag.

Sashay away.

Thanks so much, really,
for trusting me all this time,

and what you've done for me is
huge,
so, thanks so much, really.

-Thank you. Thank you.
-Thank you, darling.

[cheers and applause]

Woo!

Oh, man!

[laughter]

[hums song]

Oh... my God.

Can you believe they booted
the Spanish Hannah Montana?

Miley Cyrus, if you're watching
this,
call me, girl.

Hannah Montana
would be telling me now,

"We all have off days,
but nobody's perfect,

and that's why we keep working."

I already felt my time was
coming,
and I wasn't mentally ready to
compete,

and I'd rather have my girls
fighting for it,

and if one of them wins the
crown,
I can take a cut of that.

I'm out! [moans]

"Who cares what I do!

Who cares what I say.

This is me, and this is
how I'm going to be."

[all] "I will never change!"

Let the music play!

♪ To, to, to the moon ♪

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪

♪ To, to, to, to the moon ♪

NEXT TIME...

[Supremme] Next week,
on Drag Race España...

I'm dying here.

[Supremme]
You look like two bridesmaids.

Come on!

An acting maxi-challenge...

♪ Básica o cínica ♪

[laughter]

-Hi.
-[Javier Calvo] Hi, Pupi.

-I'm not Pupi.
-Hi, Angy, it's been a while.

-I'm Yoli.
-Excuse me?

-Yoli.
-[both laugh]

[moans]

I didn't think Dovima was funny.

[dramatic sting]

As funny as you, honey.

Shots fired.

You're a shitty person, Dovima.

Hugáceo, your head will roll.

Let the show begin.

♪ ♪

Oh, please!

[all gasping]

It's shocking to see you like
that.

-It wasn't good, to me.
-It fell short creatively.

-We missed something there.
-I have to disagree.

Everything went bust.