D.I.S.C.O. (2026)

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ROMANIA BUCHARESAgent 9,

your mission

is to obtain some nuclear launch codes

that will be used in the near future

to prevent a possible disaster.

In the event of failure,

D.I.S.C.O. will deny

any responsibility for you.

Good luck, Agent 9.

Are you ready, my dear?

I'm ready, my dear.

That's the answer I want to hear.

Let's begin.

Let's do exactly that.

Yeah.

Bogdan Lazar, two o'clock.

How can I help?

I have an appointment with Bogdan Lazar

at two o'clock.

Andrei Petrescu.

Can I have your ID?

Doina Gheorghiu.

Should we hurry a little, my dear?

- Did you say something?

- No.

There is a figurine of The Little Prince

behind the table.

Au Nain Bleu.

Au Nain Bleu?

I mean The Little Prince.

You bought it

from my favorite toy store in Paris.

Yes, it was very close

to the hotel I was staying at.

- Can I look?

- Sure.

I'm also obsessed with toys.

Of course,

it's quite embarrassing at this age.

Don't be ashamed.

Between us, so am I.

You're like a flirting machine, well done.

Ready.

Anyway.

I won't take up any more of your time.

Mr. Lazar?

For your two o'clock appointment

Andrei Petrescu has arrived, sir.

All right, send him in.

Of course.

I did it well.

Even his parents can't tell us apart.

Take care of the prince.

Normally you wouldn't waste

this much time. What's up?

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine, it's all good.

It's just I couldn't sleep much

last night.

How's your baby-making going?

You know, folic acids, diet programs,

meds, regular lovemaking.

Speaking of meds, I almost forgot.

Good thing you asked.

Agent 9, we don't report

when we take meds for babies, right?

f*ck!

Ertan, you don't have to give me details.

I wasn't talking to you, nor anyone.

Two floors left.

Get yourself together, Ertan.

My glasses are broken. I can't see well.

Security cameras?

Yeah, those.

Yeah, those?

If you're joking,

you should know that's not funny.

FCB is active and stable.

Get everyone's info from the database

and tell me...

f*ck. f*ck!

- What?

- Nothing. Spilled some coffee.

What? What is it now? Just wait a sec.

Just walk through the corridor.

Exactly.

Who are you?

- That's Bogdan Lazar.

- Ertan, just shut up babe.

Why would I shut up?

He speaks Turkish.

I'm waiting for a friend.

Who is... this friend?

Hagi.

Hagi?

Hagi.

Hagi?

If you had a better idea,

you should've said something.

Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn.

What's going on again? What?

Nothing, nothing. You keep going.

Focus on the job.

Focus on the job?

You focus on the job, Ertan.

Don't make me mad.

If you noticed, I'm on an operation here.

I'm risking my life here.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I'm so comfortable here!

Nobody's job is easy, Mr. Agent 9.

Black door, big black door.

It has a retina scan, be careful.

On your three.

Then I'm breaking the wall and jumping?

Then it's two,

there's a legionnaire's helmet there, man.

Just focus a little.

Go to that helmet.

That's two. This one is one.

So, should we discuss this now,

in the middle of the operation?

The mechanism is under the table.

Just plug in the device.

The system will be active.

See, you can't do without tech staff,

can you, Agent 9?

Hey. f*ck!

What happened?

What is it? What?

Yes, my love.

What love, Ertan?

I'm very busy right now, my love.

I'm working.

Ertan.

Hallway on the right.

My love, dad wants to talk to you.

- Hey boy, what was that game?

- Hi, dad.

- You missed a penalty.

- Okay, dad.

Third door. No, two, two.

Have we prepared next week's report?

- Pardon.

- There's someone on the floor! Security!

Ertan, baby, are you trying to k*ll me?

Give me two seconds, I'm talking to dad.

We're in the middle of the operation!

Security is coming.

This way, this way! Fast!

Listen, Ertan.

I swear I will get you fired.

f*ck!

Ertan.

Look, I have always been very careful

with the language I use in operations.

If the helicopter didn't land on the roof,

I'll f*ck you up!

You're so shameless.

I received spy training as well, okay?

How to fight, how to escape,

even fire training.

All of them.

But of course, I wasn't given that chance.

There is a misconception

that an agent must be handsome, my dear.

But you will still give a long report

when we return to HQ, my dear.

What a fan of showdowns

you've turned out to be.

I fear no one.

Fine, we'll do it when we get back.

The card is here, boss.

Wonderful.

It was a very successful operation.

Congratulations to everyone.

We watched it from beginning to end

holding our breath.

Thanks for the motherboard.

Zoran Dragic sends his love

to all his viewers.

What went wrong, Ertan?

Ma'am, when I suddenly got a headache

from the stress of the operation

as I stated in my report,

I decided to take painkillers.

At that time, a small misfortune occurred.

- Small?

- Yes.

We know you've been seeing a therapist

for a few months, dear Ertan.

Does your wife know?

No, she doesn't know.

But it's more like chatting,

like sharing troubles and stuff.

You should have reported this to the unit, though.

You know,

in D.I.S.C.O. the rules are very clear.

You can't share your troubles

with just anyone, Ertan.

As you know I've been experiencing

sleepless nights for a while.

Of course, our job is stressful.

It's partly that as well.

But I don't think

that caused any problems so far.

Fine, we'll do it when we get back.

f*ck, f*ck, it's burning!

f*ck!

Agent 9 was very valuable to us.

We lost target data along with him.

You f*cked up the van too, by the way.

Mr. Vehbi!

Mind your tongue! Get out!

- Our taxes are paying for those!

- Get out!

That van is really in ruined though.

Ertan, you will be given a leave

for three weeks.

The unit has also arranged

a safe hotel for you.

Go, clear your mind, rest.

Then we'll see what to do when you return.

Okay?

As you wish.

Ertan,

take your wife with you.

That'll help your baby-making process.

It will help.

Have you been talking to my therapist?

Your therapist is working for us.

I should have known.

I was telling him my problems

and he was, like, "Don't be so giving."

What kinda therapist is that?

- Ertan, leave.

- Yes, ma'am.

NORTHERN CYPRUS

LEVKOSIA

Thanks, have a nice day.

- What was that guy's deal? So weird.

- Seda, honey, please.

Zafer, you disgraced us

in front of the whole plane of people.

Well done.

What are you talking about, Aynur?

I had a first-class ticket, okay?

I can have anything I want,

says so on my ticket.

Just cause I asked for another drink,

she was like,

"Don't drink that much. It'll k*ll you."

Who asked for your opinion?

Stop exaggerating, Zafer.

She just told us she wasn't able to serve

since the plane was landing.

What did you say? Landing?

What landing?

We fell in a controlled manner.

No one knows but I will find that pilot.

I'll show him what it means

to throw a plane on a runway like this.

- Sure, okay. Let's get our suitcases.

- I'll find a way.

Look, that nasty man from the plane

is still yelling.

Why do you care, Seda? Just forget it.

Who cares?

We're going on a vacation after so long.

Let's just focus on ourselves, please.

Your indifference is k*lling me, Ertan.

Give me that before you lose it.

But you were.

You kept asking for a vacation.

Here we are. Isn't it great?

Yes, my dear Ertan, for about three years

I was asking for a vacation.

Yes, you were.

And I brought you here after three years, right?

Ertan, listen, use your meds regularly,

no skipping, okay?

I created a calendar for us.

Turns out sperms are most active

between sunset and midnight.

Well, Seda, I can't do it

like I'm doing a workday shift.

Come on, Ertan.

I'm trying so hard.

Why can't you be a part of it?

Don't you wanna be a father?

- Is this your suitcase? No.

- No, it's not.

Let's not miss it then.

Mine is coming.

Yo. What's up?

Stop!

What are you doing with my suitcase?

That's mine.

Sir, can you leave my luggage?

This is my suitcase.

If you don't leave my luggage

as soon as possible,

I will call the police.

I don't understand what you are saying.

You were stealing it and I caught you.

Keep going, come on.

Maybe we made a mistake, Zafer/

Just check it again?

Aynur, just look at it.

Is it easy to miss?

That's enough, sir. This is my suitcase.

Come on, that's enough!

What's going on?

- We're getting robbed in daylight.

- It's okay.

Is it that easy in Cyprus?

Is it that normal?

- Help! Help us, please!

- Zafer, stop.

Police! Police, please!

- I'm really going crazy!

- Leave that suitcase! Call the police.

Do you wanna be a father or not?

Enough is enough Seda, really.

And this guy has problems.

He says it's his.

Is that so? God.

And I was so mean to him. You see that?

And here I thought he wanted

to take mine because he loved the design!

That's what I'm saying, this one is mine.

This guy was trying to take it

and I caught him, say that.

Tell him he got caught.

He says, it's okay.

We can open and check it.

- No way, I'm not doing that.

- Why not?

- That's not happening.

- Just do it.

- Hold this, I'll be right back.

- I'm trying to help here.

- No, he is not going to open it.

- I'm just talking to him.

I'm so sorry.

- Sorry about that.

- It's fine.

I can't open it. There's a toy in it.

- What toy?

- I have a lasso there.

- A lasso?

- Yeah.

- Zafer!

- I'll be right back, my love.

We came here for the weekend.

I wanted to add some color, okay?

He says he has a lasso there. Open it!

- What lasso?

- What are you saying, Aynur?

- You just said you had a lasso.

- Just shut up and stop moving.

It's one of the ringed ones.

- What ring?

- You know it vibrates both sides,

gets you elevated and sh*t.

I bought one of those.

- Is it a ring or a lasso?

- You don't know either.

- What difference would it make?

- Then what are you talking about?

- A c*ck ring. Coming, m love!

- Zafer!

Do you feel better now?

I don't know much about it either.

It was a recommendation.

Why are you on my case like you're FBI?

- Kept asking about rings and stuff.

- Ertan!

Go and open it. He'll call the police

and everyone will see that thing. Go!

Fine, open it.

Fine, damn, open it!

You couldn't let me

have one nice punishment night, right?

Just open it!

Come on.

Aynur, whatever I did,

I did for your sake.

What are you saying, Zafer?

It was Funda's hubby Hseyin

who gave me this idea.

That d*ck told me in detail.

He said Funda was crying.

I wanted you to be happy too.

- Is that a crime?

- What?

Here you go, sir, this is my suitcase.

Here you go, sir.

Zafer, here, take these.

Could you take mine too?

Don't do this again.

- Never mind.

- I was rude.

He was rude too.

I know how to say I love you,

but can't say that to him.

Ertan, this hotel is very luxurious.

Are you sure this vacation was free?

Why are you laughing?

Dear Seda, please.

My darling wife was asking for a vacation

for three years.

- I had to do this.

- Ertan!

Hotel manager is my friend

and he arranged everything.

We can just relax

and have a nice vacation here.

Ertan. Stop it.

Thank you so much, thanks.

I don't have any cash though. Thanks.

Welcome.

A small gesture for our special guests.

Ms. Seda, Mr. Ertan, your room is ready.

- We hope you have a wonderful time here.

- Thank you.

Ertan, so he is a close friend?

So, he was. I mean, he is.

Zafer, isn't that the guy

from the airport?

- Yeah, it'd him.

- Do you think he's important?

They hired him a band and everything.

Important?

This is standard procedure here, Aynur.

They do it to everyone.

That's just normal for elite customers.

Come on.

- Welcome.

- Hello. Good day.

Zafer Krk, Aynur Krk, my wife.

Bandrma Women's Hairdressers Blow

Dry Cup Champion, you must have it there.

We have a gift for three days.

We are here to use it. These are our IDs.

- I like the place, really good.

- Very nice.

Even that band thing is a nice touch.

Here you go, sir.

- So, no music for us?

- Like flowers and stuff?

No.

That man is someone important, Aynur.

Remind me to apologize to him at dinner.

Let's do that, my love.

Thanks.

I don't believe it.

Ertan, look how beautifully

they've decorated it.

Baby girl.

So, the unit just can't help

but mess everything up.

Hey, did you save his life or something?

What is all this?

If only.

Wow, I love this room.

Everything is great, Ertan.

Zafer, I love this room.

They even have separate bottles

for shampoo and conditioners.

They even put a hair tarpaulin here.

There's even a nailfile here.

We'll nick them anyway.

We'll use them in the shop.

We can't do that on the first day.

- All we have is three days, Aynur.

- Zafer.

May God bless you, my husband.

Good thing we came.

- What are you doing there?

- What?

I'm not doing anything.

Just stop watching me constantly!

Are you alright?

You've been acting weird all day.

Yeah, so what?

Whatever, man.

Yeah, whatever to you too.

So... what was the password I picked?

My ring's in there.

I mean, it's okay.

Seda, dear...

don't you think potato and rice

is a bit too much?

I couldn't pick one. Tons of options.

I'm confused. Don't even ask.

That's what I'm saying. You took a risk

with the potato. Looks a bit mixed.

Could you stop, Ertan? Yours is as mixed.

Yeah, you prepared it though.

Why did you take so much shrimp?

Even dolphins don't eat this much.

Darling, our diets are really important

'cause of the baby thing.

- Okay.

- And seafood improves sperm quality.

- So, my sperm aren't good enough?

- I didn't say that.

- My god. Remember him?

- Yes!

- Remember, airport, suitcase?

- Yes.

- How are you, mate?

- Thanks.

- It's nice running into you here.

- Yeah, thanks.

Great. Awesome.

What are you eating then?

Can you prepare a plate for us, love?

- You want fish?

- Wow, what is that?

- Thanks, good night.

- Let's sit here.

Let's sit here, yeah get some fish too.

Shall we sit here?

- God, my love go there please.

- Yeah, fine, let's sit here.

- That table is free as well.

- Naw, it's good here.

Wanna move there? Let's sit here then.

Wow, my bro.

The whisperer of languages.

- He saved us good, this one.

- Please.

Listen, I swear to god, I told Aynur too,

she's my wife, you just saw her...

I said Aynur, if it wasn't for him,

they'd taken our suitcase. I swear.

That reminds me, Aynur!

Aynur! Aynur!

Double date, we're here. Just come here.

Make a puree and put some fish on it.

We're here.

My good man.

Hello again, by the way.

Let me show you, Bandrma,

ten and a half.

Not to brag but we're from Bandrma.

I am also the Bandrma Blow Drying

Cup champion.

- Congratulations.

- Thanks.

- What does that mean?

- Blow drying? Hair straightening.

I didn't mean that. What is your title?

In 2025,

a blow-drying competition was held

among hairdressers in Bandrma.

And this bro of yours, in exactly 24 hours

has reached for the cup by doing

167 blow-dries, 41 perms, 13 hair dyes

and four bridal hairs.

- Thank God. And here...

- Congratulations.

Let me present you my card.

Ahenk hair styling, Bandrma.

Here you go.

If you happen to go there,

you'll be welcome.

Ahenk hair styling.

Take the card, don't leave it there.

Keep it in your wallet.

So, you are a hairdresser.

I launched a whole tirade for it.

If I was a hairdresser, I'd just say that.

Hair magician.

- Zafer. Here.

- Enjoy. Here you go, love.

Hello.

- Good evening, sir.

- Thanks.

- You remember him?

- Of course I do.

I'm Aynur, his wife. Zafer's wife.

I swear, if it weren't for you,

we would've left

- with someone else's suitcase.

- For sure.

I don't want any objections.

We're paying for this dinner.

This meal is free, my love.

- It's her first time.

- It's okay, it's okay.

Even if it weren't for us,

you would be able to fend for yourselves.

Not possible, believe me, not possible.

What do you do, bro?

I am an accountant in a private company.

And my wife Seda

is a kindergarten teacher.

Kindergarten. You are a babysitter.

I have four of them, thankfully.

I guess you made them alone.

What?

I'm saying,

I guess you made them by yourself,

since you said they're yours.

No, no, you misunderstood that.

I am his second wife. My Zafer's.

It's been about six months

since we got married.

Has it been six months girl? Time flies.

- Congratulations.

- Thanks.

Thank you. So you can think

of this vacation as a honeymoon.

I mean, we're kinda close now.

You can't say this to anyone

but after my first marriage,

I was bitter about love.

My love. Then suddenly this one appeared.

She was working in my shop

as a manicurist... Stop it, Aynur.

Then I fell in love with her.

You didn't let me tell the story

the way I wanted to.

By the way, since I mentioned...

These are my kids.

My little ones.

- Masallah.

- Masallah.

- Very cute.

- But we do want our own as well.

Of course, children are great,

you'll see it too.

I mean, they're the joy of the house.

Having kids is just...

Listen, sir.

We came here

to have a quiet holiday with my husband.

My husband saved you at the airport.

- Helped.

- Yes, he helped you.

But the matter ended there. Okay?

Now, if you excuse us, good night.

Come on Ertan. Let's go.

- Okay.

- Ertan.

- Come on please.

- Coming. Enjoy, good night.

- Ertan.

- Coming. Coming.

I didn't wanna say anything,

but he had a ton of shrimps, man.

You want some too?

- Sure, he had like a ton.

- I'll get you a fresh plate.

Wasn't that a little harsh?

I don't know.

When he kept talking about kids,

I felt overwhelmed.

They don't look like bad people either.

Was I really rude?

Why did I become like this, Ertan?

You're okay, my love. Don't worry, please.

It's our vacation, lets enjoy it.

Ertan. You set up an alarm too?

Of course I did, my love. How could I not?

It's all about timing, right?

- You're so sweet, Ertan.

- I am.

Here. You go to the room.

I'll grab a champagne and come back, okay?

- With a champagne?

- Yeah.

- I'll be waiting for you, Ertan.

- Wait for me.

What's going on?

Ma'am.

I know you're on vacation, Ertan.

You know we don't normally take risks

like this, but this time it's urgent.

- I am listening.

- Zoran Dragic.

Agent 9's k*ller.

He's a Serbian t*rror1st

wanted by Interpol.

That motherboard that Agent 9 seized

had launch codes for nuclear weapons.

Ertan.

We are currently talking about the lives

of 500,000 innocent people.

I mean, not all of them are innocent.

Actually, the main target is not Dragic.

There is another person behind Dragic,

whose identity we do not know yet.

For now, let's call them Alpha.

Alpha.

Normally, the Koreans and Dragic

arrange to meet in Malta,

but the meeting place changed

when word got out.

It's changing.

Guess where they will meet, Ertan.

Ertan, the meeting will take place

at the hotel where you are.

So, you're saying,

this place will get hot,

so we pack up and leave, right?

We assigned Agent 13 for this operation,

but...

last night he was exposed

and k*lled in Riga.

Is Agent 13 dead?

Which one was Agent 13?

We always use numbers, I can't remember.

There was a boy in Yozgat,

nice and cute, anti-vaxxer,

and he was slurring. Was that Agent 13?

- Ertan.

- Ma'am.

The world's most dangerous t*rrorists

will be there

and you are the only agent in the hotel.

Okay. I get it, I get it now, ma'am.

But I've never worked in the field

as an agent.

But if you need technical help,

I'll help with everything

from hardware to software.

Ertan, we have no choice.

But don't worry,

all the equipment Agent 13 would need

was placed in the hotel.

Ma'am, I was saying... Do you hear me?

Is the connection broken?

I have never worked in the field before.

I don't know how to be a spy. I don't.

Ertan, either you do this mission properly

or you won't have a unit to return to.

You decide.

What do you think, ma'am?

You think I can do it?

I think you definitely can't do it.

Good luck, Agent 73.

Agent 73?

You had 70 something men before me.

Why am I the one to do this?

I can't believe that m*therf*cking Dragic.

Who is he? Don't feel down, bro.

We will shove those nuclear warheads

up that b*tch's a*s!

What? What are you talking about?

Your bro served as a gendarme in Alanya

for 12 months.

I see 50 of them a day.

- So, with tourists?

- Believe me, no difference.

Believe me,

there is a big difference, Zafer.

But no, no, you misunderstood.

This is an inside joke for us,

we organize this stuff

we tease each other.

You misunderstood.

Youre hurting my feelings here.

Look, if you suspect this bro of yours,

I swear I don't work for any other agency,

no mics, no devices, nothing.

I'm a mere hair magician

but I'm a patriot

and I've been waiting for something

like this all my life.

I swear, if our government were to ask me

- I'd leave everything in a second.

- Zafer, put your clothes back on.

- There is no spy stuff here. Come on.

- I just saw it.

That woman just appeared

and disappeared out of nowhere.

You know, those five hundred

thousand orphans, all of them are...

Ertan look, this is important information.

Babies develop positive

and negative emotions

in the first two months.

That's why we always need

to do affirmations.

We will, dear.

And they see blurry for the first month,

they are so cute.

It'll get better in time.

Look, babies always have

cold hands and feet, Ertan.

We need to check their necks

to feel if they're cold, okay?

We'll keep the house warm, it's okay.

Ertan, I cheated on you.

Yeah, remind me to do that sometime.

Ertan. Are you even listening?

Why would you say that? Of course I do.

- Who are you looking at?

- What?

Looking at the blow dryer?

- Hair magician.

- Hair magician.

Zafer,

stop looking at them,

they don't want us around.

Don't talk like that, Aynur,

it makes me angry.

No one, and I say no one can crush us.

I'll go grab some drinks.

You can swim if you like.

- But we were gonna swim together?

- When I come back.

- Okay? Okay, dear.

- Get some water too, please.

Also, please don't drink

like you did last night again.

Staff brought you to the room,

half-conscious.

I didn't know what to say to them.

You were mumbling about lassos.

What lasso, Aynur?

That lasso thing is going on

since the airport. I don't get it.

Are you trying to imply something?

God, I'll be right back.

- Zafer, don't go. Leave them alone.

- I'll get a drink. A drink.

I'm not going to him.

I'll just grab a drink.

Is this better, bro?

- I don't follow.

- Come on.

- Here you go.

- Thank you.

You knocked me out

with a supersonic stunner last night.

What?

Come on, man, stop playing.

I'm aware of your plan.

Do you think I don't get it?

What plan?

You sat with your wife

in a public place, where I can see you.

Created a safe place and vibe.

Then I came to you with my wife

and we were chatting there.

Then, somehow things got tense

and you just left.

Because you knew I was conscientious

and would come after you.

Then you sent your wife to your room.

You've gone to a quiet place

and confused me with that agent stuff,

had me undress.

Because if you'd done it yourself,

you'd leave your prints on me.

Then, you took advantage

of my carelessness,

you knocked me out

with a supersonic stunner.

- Then?

- Then maybe you f*cked me, I don't know.

Are you crazy?

What kinda thinking is that?

Then, you're an agent, Ertan.

Zafer.

Do you only have these two possibilities

in your mind? Nothing else?

We were on the same plane,

the ride was bumpy,

we were tired from the journey.

Then you came, you drank some,

and passed out somewhere.

And that ring, lasso stuff,

overwhelmed you at the airport.

You were dealing with that

and your mind got stuck there.

Just don't worry about it,

enjoy your vacation.

- Really?

- What else?

Because I got really tense when

I couldn't remember the rest.

- No, man. Just enjoy your vacation.

- Thank you.

Is this your phone?

If you don't mind,

I'll leave my number here.

Here. I saved myself...

as Hair Magician.

While we're here,

if you wanted to talk or something...

- Sure, sure.

- ...I'll gladly join you.

- Thanks. Thank you.

- Thank you so much.

- I hope we didn't upset you.

- No, no, it's okay.

- Thanks.

- Vacationing together. Come on.

Can I take these?

You'll order another, okay?

Aynur!

c*ck. Sucker's c*ck.

- Come here.

- Free!

PARKING LOT -2

Here we go.

And?

I can't find the steering wheel.

How am I to find the man?

They did not swap the gas and brake,

it's the same, okay.

Here we go.

- Ertan Bro, are you ready?

- I'm not, kr. Does it matter to you?

- It doesn't, bro.

- Why are you asking then?

- Machine?

- Rearview mirror, bro.

Rearview mirror.

- Lens?

- On your left, coffee thermos.

Thermos.

Is there anything else?

- I know there's money in the visor.

- Money.

A rosary on the stick

and a pack of gum in the glove box.

- Is the rosary a transmitter?

- No bro, just a plain one.

- But oltu stone, I guess.

- kr...

- So, the chewing gum is an expl*sive then?

- It's mint, bro.

Really, I was freaking out

thinking it's strawberry.

kr, for god's sake, what can I do

if something happens in there?

This is a follow-up mission anyway.

No intervention, just take photos.

I don't know what to do with you guys.

What happened? Were you able to connect?

The system is a little slow

but I'm about to connect.

Ertan, you got there?

I'm here. My uncle met me at the terminal.

Now we're going to my sister's.

You need to say "deployed".

Don't they teach you anything anymore?

I'm sorry, when you got fired,

we all felt kinda chill.

I wasn't fired. I was suspended.

I'm sorry.

Can you get sound?

No.

The only person who knows

who the big boss is and where he is,

is Zoran Dragic.

Ertan Bro, Koreans

are probably talking to Alpha right now.

You need to see the laptop

and get some images. Can you make it?

I can't change my location, kr,

not possible.

I'd be in their line of sight

and then you know...

God damn you, kr.

God damn you!

There is someone!

Help!

There! Quick!

He's running away! Go after him!

Quick, to the cars!

King Ertan, jump in!

What are you doing, bro?

I can't get used

to this right-side steering wheel.

- I couldn't get used to it.

- Step on it!

Go!

I don't get this steering wheel thing.

Just shut up and put on your seatbelt.

What am I even doing here?

I'm a tech assistant, not an agent!

Fate has brought you and me together,

Ertan.

You relax, I'm here, bro.

f*ck your " bro".

- You are a hairdresser!

- I'm a hair magician, b*tch!

Finish him!

Be careful!

Let them be careful, I don't care!

How did you find me?

Did you follow me again,

you sneaky b*stard?

Not at all, I sent myself a live location

when I was saving my number.

What kind of agent are you?

You don't even have a password

on your phone!

I'm not a f*cking agent!

I'm not an agent!

b*ll*ts are raining down on us

and you still bullshit me!

Damn!

You're an agent! I heard her say it!

The lives of 500 billion innocent children

are at stake here.

You don't even know the difference

between a million and a billion, man!

With old currency?

Watch the road!

Someone is getting off at this stop,

hold on!

What are you doing?

Bro, if we die here, there is

only one thing I want you to know.

It's an honor for me

to be an agent with you.

Sure, just hit the wall

and end it here, go on!

No dice, watch me now.

The one who runs dies a thousand times

but the one who stays dies once!

- The car is coming out, be careful!

- God help me!

So, you really want to know

why I wanna be an agent, Ertan?

I didn't.

Then let me tell you.

My uncle-in-law was also a spy.

He was my hero.

The pride of the family.

I spent my childhood

listening to his stories.

Then one day

he went on a mission to Singapore.

He was exposed.

I made a promise to myself that day.

I said, Zafer...

you will avenge him.

You made me talk. Happy now?

Zafer, your whole family is from Bandrma,

so was your uncle-in-law.

He sells pots in a fifty square meter

shop in the Merkez Efendi neighborhood.

He never left Bandrma,

he has a daughter and a son

and 7252 liras in his bank account.

And he's been seeing a woman

named Suzan

at a place called Batan Gne

for the last eight months.

Tell your aunt to divorce that man.

Is he still seeing that woman?

We broke that off twice.

- Is she doing magic or what?

- But in conclusion...

Yes, bro?

You saved my life, thank you.

Of course, bro, don't mention it.

Look, whatever I say...

this has to be very clear to you.

You will do whatever I say,

you cannot not listen to me.

There is no room for carelessness.

Do you understand, Zafer? Promise?

What are you saying, bro?

Of course I promise!

I promise, after this.

That's the last one. Never again.

And Uncle Gazanfer, my father's partner?

That's your real father.

What?

I'm joking.

- Don't joke like that, bro

- I was just joking.

Eleven o'clock, suspicious civilian,

his eyes are on us, Ertan.

He's really focused, really focused, bro.

He was looking right at us, bro, give me

that stunner so I can knock him out.

- God.

- Just give it to me.

Ertan, the room you are in right now

has everything you need for your mission.

We know that Dragic

has a special interest in the singer

who will perform tonight.

Your mission is to switch places

with the artist before the concert

to approach Dragic

and somehow get into his room

to reach the computer where we are sure

that information about Alpha is stored.

Good luck, Agent 73.

Are you charging the suitcase?

No, this is also a jammer.

I made the room unreachable.

Why do that, it's a nice room?

f*ck!

God! D.I.S.C.O.! What is this, a DJ set?

Acronym for Department of International

Spyness and Crime Organization.

Internet organization, what?

- Just say you don't get it.

- But you're an agent.

- Well.

- Good.

My god, look at it.

What are you doing?

What? I just used it a little bit.

We're entrusting our lives to each other

as two agents now.

We can't be partners like this.

First of all you're not an agent,

secondly we're not partners and thirdly...

What's going on?

Look, what don't you see?

I see everything, thank God.

What is it? A trick question?

For example, I don't see a jack.

Fingerprints. No fingerprints.

Man!

Come, it's fine,

they'll be back in 15 minutes.

None of the items in this case

are what they seem.

So don't touch.

Ertan, I'm really used

to this agent stuff though.

It's a high adrenaline job.

I mean its tense but not impossible,

I can do this.

Wow. Coke is real coke though, right?

- It's not.

- But it's just like the real thing.

Because it has to be like that.

In the meantime, we need to keep the girls

busy until this evening's mission.

I made a reservation for a venue.

That's really good, bro.

We've been super busy for days

cause of this agent thing.

Would be nice for us as well.

But this is a pen, that much I know.

No, it's not.

That's a powerful hallucinogen.

It causes you to hallucinate.

Don't touch it!

You didn't touch it, did you?

Nope.

So, are you still upset?

Yes, Ertan.

I got ready and waited for you.

I told you even seconds are important,

but you don't seem to care.

That's not true, my love.

Zafer was feeling bad,

I tried to help him.

Are you okay, my dear?

What are we doing at this dinner

with these people anyway?

Don't say that. We were really rude

to these people on that first night.

This is like an apology.

Come, let's have a drink.

Ertan, this guy makes me nervous.

He doesn't look well.

He looks like he lost his mind.

Anyway, come on, let's drink.

Let's enjoy our meal.

I'm so sorry,

I guess Zafer is sleepy or something...

Could be a heatstroke.

What's your name, kid?

Zafer.

- Where are you from, Zafer?

- Bandrma, pasha.

Bandrma?

It all started with that ferry.

Don't I know, pasha?

The country is grateful to you.

Zafer, tomorrow

we will declare the republic.

Tomorrow is Tuesday.

I am available tomorrow, pasha.

We will establish the republic.

But you are the ones

who will keep it alive and raise it.

That'll be hard with these, pasha.

Stay safe, Zafer.

Pasha?

Forgive us.

You disrespectful people,

you didn't even get up.

Come on, enjoy your meal.

I'm glad we came, right?

Ertan bro.

What kind of drug is that?

What did I experience?

But I saw my pasha and it was good.

Bro, is this Churchill going on my bill,

or yours?

Good thing I had the antidote.

If not for that, you would have

gone as far as the letter reform.

That's right.

Man.

So, what did we do?

As you know, I haven't been around

for a while, are we good?

There is a concert at the jazz club

in the evening and Dragic will be there.

We need to get to the suitcase

in his room somehow.

We talked about these.

Sure bro, sure, let's get to that

suitcase of whatever.

I'm living my second life.

I will find a way to enter his room

with him anyway.

Inside that case is information

about the man we're looking for.

If we can reach that, we'll go a long way.

Bro!

That drug really f*cked me up.

What am I seeing right now?

Why are you shouting?

It's me, it's me Ertan.

This is nanotechnological

silicone camouflage.

What kind of technology is this?

And why is your a*s so beautiful?

A more generic a*s could have been made.

This would attract attention.

Why are you looking at my a*s? f*ck off!

I'm already in a difficult situation.

Please, just, help me a little bit here.

Please, concentrate, I need...

I need to go to Dragic's room

and access his laptop.

Let's do that, bro.

If you want his laptop, let's do that.

But this question comes to my mind,

you know...

If things didn't go well,

didn't go as we expect them to go...

will you go all the way as an agent,

since it's the mission or...

No. I will not.

Because we will always stay in touch.

- Okay?

- Yes.

I'm also giving you my phone.

I have to be in my room

at exactly at 22.51.

Listen, the timing is important here,

22.51.

And if Seda texts me,

answer her for me as me.

Okay, I got this

but what about your voice?

My voice, you're right.

Wait.

Could you help me with this necklace?

- That's mine. Help me with it.

- Sorry bro.

Here we go, hold your hair, bro.

- What? Don't look at my a*s!

- I'm not looking bro!

Here we go.

I'm really sorry, bro.

That's it.

You smell so good as well.

- It's strange, yes.

- What's that perfume?

- It's her own smell I think.

- God damn. Almost done, bro.

Done.

Okay.

What's up Zafer?

f*ck you, are you trying to make me

fall in love with you?

What is going on, bro?

I need to...

You're a hairdresser, right?

Hair magician.

Can you help me with this hair?

Can I do something?

Leave it to me.

Looks exactly like me.

But I'm not sure about the hair.

This is really weird.

Ertan, look, Ms. Alm wanted to

wish you success before the operation.

Thank you so much for your cooperation,

Ms. Alm.

Even my voice is the same.

How did you do that?

Well, your voice records have been

collected in a database.

You know all the interviews,

TV shows, phone tappings, and all...

- Phone tappings?

- Ertan, okay, you can go now.

I'm sorry, but this sucks.

He doesn't look anything like Ms. Alm.

Mr. Vehbi, could you move?

Take these empty glasses with you!

Zafer, are you okay, my dear?

I'm fine, I'm fine. I'm great.

Earlier wasn't too good

but I now feel like a g*n.

And I'm here for the music.

- You feel like a g*n?

- Yes.

You wanna feel alive tonight?

What are you saying, girl? Really?

- If only I remembered the password.

- What password?

Nothing. The password of your heart.

- You already have that.

- Is Seda asleep?

Who is Seda?

- Who is Seda?

- My wife, man!

- Your wife.

- Your wife is here, Zafer?

- Don't talk.

- I'm not talking.

- You will talk, Zafer! Who is Seda?

- Shut up!

I'm shaking like a leaf.

I'll be on stage soon.

Keep your eyes on me.

- My eyes are on you.

- Well, they better be!

You better keep your eyes on me!

What was that?

Zafer, by the way,

g*dd*mn the hair you made!

The queen of jazz, Alm!

I'm very unhappy these days

Always rebellious

I'm so tired

The black writing on my forehead

Doesn't fade away like death...

Her voice is just beautiful, right?

It's the necklace.

What necklace?

What necklace? Gee.

It's not a b*llet wound

It's a love wound inside

It doesn't heal

MY LOVE, WHERE ARE YOU?

ARE YOU NOT HERE AT THE HOTEL?

Tell him not to mention my name again

- My love.

- My dear, my dear wife.

Tell him

I haven't forgotten his lies yet

Tell him

I kept his sins for the afterlife

Tell him, so he knows

I think your wife is onto you, bro.

Tell him so he knows

Should I text her,

"I'll be there, stop it?"

Don't write

He'll never say my name again

Tell him, I haven't forgotten the timing

Yeah, right, timing. I'll tell her

you'll be there at 22.51 then?

Should I just say that?

Should I, or should I not?

Should I or not, bro?

Tell him

So he knows!

Her voice is good.

But I think

there's a problem in the lyrics.

Yes, yes.

Her a*s is a problem too.

Look at that, it's huge!

- I said the same. Doesn't look real.

- You said that to whom?

Who did you say that to?

I'm really getting upset here!

Aynur! I came here to listen to jazz.

Don't be such a commoner!

Let's listen if you want to,

if not, let's just leave!

Thank you.

Bravo.

- For the art. The art!

- Calm down, calm down.

Invite her to the table.

The gentleman invites you to his table.

You see that?

Turns out she's a bar girl.

Thank you for not turning me down.

What a life.

Ertan, bro.

Really, where is Ertan?

How should I know?

You told me to leave them alone,

and I did!

And you're asking me where he is.

How should I know?

I'm Alm, by the way.

And I'm Zoran. Pleased to meet you.

Very pleased to meet you.

Where's the lady's drink?

Thank you.

- Pleased to meet you.

- Me too.

What is your occupation?

What are you saying?

Might as well ask him to surrender now.

Could you say that again?

What is your occupation?

I love your accent.

You can attract people to you

just by talking.

Your Turkish is also very good.

I have investments in Trkiye.

Let's say I am a businessman.

Investments.

I guess you don't like

giving too much detail.

Knowing some details

could create big problems

in the long run, miss.

I think we should leave the details aside.

Let's enjoy the night.

- True.

- You are very beautiful.

Exactly, exactly, bro.

Let him touch you like that.

Let him, my dear bro.

Let him just do that.

Close your eyes, bite your lips

and enjoy it, bro.

Enjoy it, bro.

- Exactly.

- What are you doing, Zafer?

Staring at the woman.

You really are limiting my freedom

right now, Aynur!

I'm not comfortable at all.

I can't listen to jazz like this.

I'm going to the toilet,

if you don't mind, of course.

Your wife is really suspicious, bro.

I'll text her right now.

Don't worry about it,

you keep flirting there.

- Yes?

- I mean...

it's such a beautiful night, isn't it?

It will get better.

Don't call, woman.

I can't answer that, gee!

My love...

I'm not available right now.

I'm preparing a surprise for you

for the night.

Be a little patient, mother...

Please, be patient.

Let's go to my room.

Zafer, where are you? We are going

to the room. Where are you?

Okay, I'm sending Aynur away

and coming to help you, okay.

Where is Aynur?

Merci.

Wow, wow, wow.

I didn't know

there was such a suite in this hotel.

Small but cute, huh?

What do you mean small?

I think it's pretty big.

Do you like big things?

Depends.

- Let me freshen up and come back.

- Of course.

Come on, come on.

Looks like we're gonna be here

for a while.

- What are you doing girl?

- God damn you!

- What the hell?

- Why did you marry me

if you were

still interested in other women?

Have you lost your mind?

What are you saying?

- What's going on with you and Seda?

- Seda?

- Is that Seda calling you?

- Let me see.

- Yes. No, no, not like that!

- f*ck off, Zafer!

- What's going on there, Zafer?

- Just a second, bro!

- What are you saying, what bro?

- Gotta hang up, bro!

Zafer, no. No!

Actually...

we need a nice shower.

- I can accompany you if you want.

- No.

I was wondering if we should...

have a drink...

instead of a shower

since I can't even imagine...

the shower we'll take after that.

I'm not a man to invite anyone

into my room, actually.

And I'm not a woman

who goes to every man's room.

Aynur, I swear to god I'll k*ll myself

and your remorse will k*ll you!

- Shut up, do whatever, go die!

- You'll be the reason!

Don't say that! Aynur, are you insane?

- You know I only want you!

- Yeah, right.

I heard you when you were texting her

in the bathroom!

That woman is married.

Yes, she is married to Ertan.

Aren't you talking about Seda?

Do you think I'd want her?

She's all crooked and lean.

You're way better looking!

Girl... there are things you don't know.

Obviously there were things I didn't know!

I'm going to divorce you.

- You won't even be able to see my face.

- They'll make us pay if you throw that.

That's her, right? You were to meet here.

Come on, you are really insane!

God damn you!

- Yes, Seda?

- What?

What's going on?

What do you mean, what?

Are you asking what I want?

No, I thought you said something.

Did you say something? What was it?

No, I didn't say anything.

But I can talk if you want.

For example, like this.

I hate wasting time.

Especially with a woman like you

in my room.

Let me move there.

You're testing my patience.

Look, everything will be much worse.

I'm so afraid of falling in love with you.

Stop!

Who are you?

What are you saying? Know your place!

Am I lying? Didn't you seduce my husband?

- What?

- That is not true. Stop it!

- Your husband? You mean, this?

- This? A bit rude.

Zafer! Help me, Zafer!

- Wait a second, bro. Aynur listen.

- Why would I listen to you?,

Where is my husband, Zafer?

And why do you have his phone?

Zafer! Help!

- Ertan, bro, please give me a sec.

- What Ertan, man?

Don't make me crazy.

What's going on between you three?

Zafer! Zafer! Where is Ertan? Tell me now!

Did you do something to him?

Aynur, give me time until tomorrow,

I will tell you everything.

- Where is my husband?

- I will tell you everything, Aynur.

- Don't Zafer! Don't!

- I will, bro!

I'm asking you, where is Ertan?

What did you do to my husband?

- What is going on between you two?

- No, no!

- What did you do to my husband?

- Tell me!

- You did something to him!

- There's something between you two!

Just f*ck off!

Are you happy now?

What did you make me do?

He didn't f*ck you, right?

The man we're looking for.

- What time is it?

- 23.00, bro.

- Dragic?

- Took care of him.

- Seda?

- Handled her, bro.

How did you handle her?

Knocked her out.

Zafer!

What a night it was, bro!

Don't ask, Zafer, don't even ask.

Seda will really finish me off.

No way, bro. She loves you, I know that.

We will see.

- Let me help you with that, bro.

- Here.

This f*cking camouflage is so sticky.

- Does it come off when you pull it?

- It's silicone, you know?

Looks so real. What a man you are.

You are very beautiful.

- Thank you, my dear.

- Did you kiss him?

How did you handle Aynur though?

This is you handling it?

God, how many times am I to tell you?

I almost ruined my marriage last night.

I almost lost myself last night.

Ertan, I swear to God,

Zafer is innocent here.

I misunderstood him.

Please, forgive us.

He had to.

And you flashed it right to her face!

How should I know?

I took it just in case

and I used it since I had no choice.

Look, Aynur, I'm asking you.

This mission is top secret.

I mean it was, but Zafer did everything,

except announcing over a loudspeaker.

Please, don't tell anyone.

I'd be glad,

especially if Seda didn't know anything.

Ertan...

I'm very secretive, ask him.

- True.

- I'm very secretive.

This hand does not know

what this hand knows.

- Give.

- What?

That hand does not know

what the other hand gives away.

He is talking. Just listen.

Especially you, Zafer.

You won't say anything

to anyone anymore.

My God, what are you telling me?

We've been on all kinds of adventures

with you.

I am perfectly aware of my duty.

Aynur, this is such a mission

that Ertan k*lled someone for it

last night.

- What?

- What did I just say?

- Sorry, sorry.

- What did I just say?

Ertan. Ertan...

Who did you k*ll? Who did he k*ll?

Look, you see that guy, he k*lled him.

Bro?

I don't think he's dead.

Get behind that. Just go. Don't be seen.

- Come here, Aynur.

- Coming.

God help me.

Hello, ma'am, I was about to reach out

to give you a status report.

- Last night...

- Ertan.

You are dismissed.

Dismissed? Why?

The reason is that you abused your power

and shared everything you knew

with second or even third parties.

No, ma'am, I didn't do that.

- Call those two.

- Who?

There is a camera in the room, Ertan.

I can see them there.

- Ma'am, I'm Zafer Krk, Bandrma...

- You shut up!

Look here,

can you two hear me?

If you share anything you have seen

or heard so far with anyone...

that means your lives are in danger.

Ertan, your relationship with D.I.S.C.O.

has been officially terminated.

We thank you for all the services

you have provided so far.

Goodbye.

Ertan...

Please, forgive us. You literally

lost your livelihood because of us.

No, Aynur,

this has nothing to do with you.

Whatever I did, I did it myself.

That's the truth.

- Your director, she's the traitor.

- What?

Yes, bro.

I've watched at least 500 of these movies.

In three of those

Mission Impossible movies,

the traitor was the director, bro.

This woman arranged everything.

She's working for the Russians.

This b*tch is behind everything, bro.

Shut up you, b*stard!

How the hell are you talking to me?

Your mother is the traitor! Your mother!

Do you know who you're talking to?

You son of a b*tch!

Some strong language there.

Enough, Zafer.

Bro, forget about her.

You have a team and all this equipment.

We are here, we will solve this.

Just don't give up.

It is over, Zafer.

I lost my job.

Let me at least keep my wife.

- Ertan, bro...

- Ertan, we can...

- Bro!

- Take care of yourselves.

Zafer.

Are you okay, my love?

They just can't move.

Are you angry

because we're going back early?

No, you have to work.

Why would I be angry?

I mean, we can stay for one more day

if you want. I can arrange that.

What do you think?

You beeped.

Go again, please.

I should, right?

Let's go back and stay for one more day.

- There is no need, Ertan. Let's just go.

- Any metals on you?

Iron, rod, zinc, copper,

whatever you have,

just leave it and stop beeping.

Seda, I need to tell you something.

It's eating me up inside.

I already know.

What do you know? How do you know?

I know, Ertan.

You know that guy named Zafer or whatever?

- He told me everything.

- God damn that man!

God damn him.

He can't keep anything to himself!

Why are you shouting?

Everyone's looking at us!

You wear that belt

like a heavyweight champion.

The machine's going because of it.

Remove it and go through it again.

What did Zafer tell you?

What did he say?

It hurt me the most to hear it from him.

Seda, my love, I was going to tell you,

I swear.

How could you hide something like this

from me?

I'm your wife of 40 years.

Is there a mercury in that a*s of yours?

Take off those shoes

and go through it again.

I couldn't tell you, Seda.

I wasn't able to.

I had to wait until the seventh year

of our marriage before I could say it.

Is that right, Ertan? So I was

to wait for you for seven years?

Why make a big deal out of it?

I just found out

that the man I knew as my husband

wasn't actually the man

I knew as my husband.

Look, man,

a plane full of people is waiting for you.

Remove whatever you have

because I'm about to lose it here.

Here, take whatever you want.

Here, here, here.

Here you go. Just look at everything!

What exactly did that Zafer tell you?

- What did he say?

- What difference does it make?

What difference does it make?

You lied all these years

looking into my eyes,

fooled me!

I had to! I had to, woman, I had to!

- I couldn't put you in danger.

- What danger? What are you saying?

Things are no joke, girl.

One wrong move and they'll end you!

- The Treasury, Ertan?

- What Treasury?

Secret service, D.I.S.C.O.!

What secret service are you talking about?

What did you just say to me?

- Thank you. Thanks.

- Have a nice day.

So, you really are an agent?

No.

They don't call you an agent

if you're not in the field.

So, not really an agent.

But still, you are one.

Namely, my job is literally

to provide technical support

to the agents in the field

via digital environments.

In other words, we can call me tech staff,

not an agent.

What about that workplace?

Accounting department,

those people I've met, how about them?

A networking event.

I don't know anything

about accounting anyway.

My coworkers are my coworkers, though.

Of course, they are agents too.

Yes.

What about Zafer? Is he your partner?

No, that's just a hairdresser.

- Hair magician.

- Yeah, that.

As I was accepting the mission,

that sneaky guy

suddenly appeared behind me.

And he heard the whole thing.

So, I kept him close

to keep him from telling other people.

That's how.

But, to be fair, he saved my life once.

So, I owe my husband's life to him

as well?

We can say that.

Do you want to be a field agent?

Ertan.

You are the most perfect man

I have ever known.

You are my husband.

Except, I now know you've been lying to me

left and right.

But I know, whatever you've done,

you've done for me.

And I know I kinda pushed you

to the edge with the baby thing.

No, no, no.

I just wanted us to be a family.

But I see now,

we need to become a family first for that.

Just complete your mission,

whatever it is.

I can't, Seda.

They fired me.

To hell with them then.

There's no reason to think like that.

That job is dangerous.

- You know I...

- Ertan Gumus.

No one can be more dangerous than you.

- Do you know what I think?

- No.

I think for a woman,

nothing can be as big an aphrodisiac

as her accountant husband

turning out to actually be a secret agent.

I mean you... I'm all red!

Ertan.

Your team is already ready.

- Come.

- It's not beeping!

- But you did there.

- Here then, if it did, check me out.

- They're here!

- But you...

You have a manicurist,

a hairdresser and a kindergarten teacher.

Thank god you're still here.

What should we do, Ertan?

Still on vacation?

She knows, she knows.

You shouldn't keep anything

from your wife anyway.

Live location again?

No, you said you're going to stanbul.

And we're on an island,

so if you're not swimming back,

you need a plane for it.

That's real smart.

So, are you ready then?

We are ready.

Our biggest advantage is that we now know

who we're looking for.

We don't know his name,

but we do know his face.

- We'll call him Alpha.

- We'll call him Alpha.

We can call him Ethem, bro,

I think that's easier to remember.

Like, "Who's coming? It's them." You know?

Could it be Cemil? Cemil.

Please, in the name of God, just shut up.

The data we took from Dragic's room

says the codes will be handed over

at exactly midnight in the penthouse suite

on the top floor.

Entry is by fingerprint,

which most likely belongs to Alpha.

There will definitely be his men

at the door and inside.

That's where you come in, Aynur.

Can you hear me, Aynur?

Yes, I can

but I don't feel good right now.

- I think I'm gonna hurl.

- Please don't, Aynur.

- You kept saying you'll do it, right?

- Ertan...

I'm actually going to throw up right now.

I didn't think it would be this stressful.

How have you been doing this job

for years?

Seda, it's okay my love.

Calm down, calm down.

All security cameras of the hotel

and casino are on your screen.

I will tell you what you need to do

when the time comes.

If something catches your attention

as I see it now.

No way!

I am ready, Ertan.

Bravo, Aynur,

there is no need to panic now.

First, you do what we've talked about,

then you divorce this man.

The room at the end of the corridor,

Aynur.

There are two security guards.

Be careful.

Bravo, my love, that's it.

- Thank you my love, I love you.

- Could you please shut up now?

Good evening.

Compliments of the hotel.

For elite clients,

for distinguished gentlemen

who care about personal hygiene,

our service knows no limits.

Aynur, are you a massage parlor?

What kinda talk is that?

- Good. Keep going, Aynur.

- Thanks.

Don't linger, girl. Get out immediately.

Good evening.

No need for service, you can leave.

Is that so?

As you wish. Have a good stay.

Gas is active. It's done.

- Shame on you, Zafer.

- Come on!

I'm all set. I'm changing and heading

to the casino. What's your status?

- Seda, my love, are you there?

- I hear you, my love.

Let's do it like this, Seda.

Take it down to just one table,

the one Alpha is at.

- How can I do that?

- There's a window there, click on that.

- What?

- A yellow box, a yellow...

Do ctrl, alt, F. Say okay.

Okay.

- Don't tell me. There, ctrl...

- You said it's under it, Ertan.

Not under me, ctrl...

Forget it, I'll handle it. Hold on.

He's playing with thousand-value chips.

- How's it going, partner?

- What partner?

We don't want attention.

You show up like Erol Bykbur.

What is this look?

- What? So I don't get recognized.

- Who's gonna recognize you?

I barely recognize you myself.

- Will you be able to do it?

- Oh come on, for God's sake.

Seda, are you ready?

I can't hear you, honey!

\You just yelled at me!

Sweetheart,

is this really the time to sulk?

My love, my darling.

- Okay fine, what is it?

- Be ready for the reader.

Okay, fine. I'm ready.

- Miss Aynur, are you ready?

- I am here.

We have one chance, Ms. Aynur.

Break a leg.

This is yours, big bro.

Yours.

I found it under your foot. This is yours.

Thank you.

Done. You're up, Zafer!

Hey, hey, sorry. So sorry.

Excuse me, I'm very sorry.

A chip, right? I think I dropped it.

I was looking around here earlier,

searched everywhere, couldn't find it.

That's mine.

What's going on guys? What's the problem?

I found this chip under his foot

and was giving it back to him.

No, I'm saying it's mine. Mine!

I dropped it just thirty seconds ago,

I looked around here.

- Check the cameras, you'll see.

- One moment, please.

Could we check the cameras for Table 11?

The gentleman claims he dropped a chip.

He says there's no need for the cameras,

you can just take it.

What do you mean? Come on now.

Folks! One unfortunate trait of the truth

is that

it always comes out sooner or later.

I don't want to remain under suspicion.

Check the cameras and decide accordingly.

Just take it already, you sick b*stard.

It's yours. Yours. That chip.

I think you should take it and go.

Aren't you a waitress?

Look, the guy over there wants something.

Take him a drink or something. Honestly.

Everyone mind their own business.

He says you can take it and go play.

See? Your goal got overturned, right?

- There's no problem, right?

- There is a problem, hygiene.

Hygiene is a big problem.

If you like,

I can spray this. Lemon...

Hygiene chip, you, me, chip hygiene.

- Hygiene. Lemon?

- Lemon, lemon, lemon... All lemon.

- Thank you.

- Lemon... Lemon... Lemon for all of us...

Thank you, take it easy, my friend...

Take care, good luck, thank you,

much appreciated.

You're seriously sick.

- But look how I handled it.

- We've got fifteen minutes. Hurry up.

- sh*t!

- What?

- My card's stuck in the machine.

- What card?

- My card's stuck in those fruit machines.

- Don't be ridiculous.

I've got 50 liras, bro.

I'll go get it.

- Don't be stupid, Zafer.

- Be right back.

He'll notice, Zafer. Zafer...

Ertan, the man got up!

He's leaving!

The man is leaving.

I'm telling you, he's leaving!

- He is...

- God!

Jackpot!

I hit the jackpot.

Grand bonus, five million!

God damn you, Zafer.

I hit it, my love!

I hit the grand.

Thank you, thank you so much, thank you...

Thank you very much.

Did you see that, my love?

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you very much. Champagne...

Champagne, thank you very much,

this is great.

Thank you, thank you. Are you popping it?

Go on, pop it.

- You're very lucky.

- I'm not paying for this, right?

Bravo! Bravo! Congratulations!

I'm so happy.

Ertan bro, do you think there's tax

on this money?

Of course there is.

They wouldn't let this money go.

Even if it's eighteen percent tax

that's still four point one million

clean money, right?

I don't know, Zafer.

You can ask tomorrow

when you get the money.

Tomorrow?

Would I leave my sustenance to them?

Are you crazy?

I already sent Aynur to collect the money.

- What did you do?

- I sent Aynur.

Aynur,

could you please go up to the room

where Seda is?

I swear I'm almost, done, Ertan.

I'm loading the money onto the card

right now and I'm coming immediately.

What are you doing?

We're trying to bring down an organization

and you're chasing prize money!

Is he crazy or what?

- See, it looks fine.

- Don't shout.

- Seda, can you hear me?

- I can hear you.

Is Alpha still in the casino?

Yes, but he could leave any moment.

There should be colored boxes in

the bottom-right corner of the screen.

- Do you see them?

- Yes, I see them.

I will tell you which color to click.

Be ready.

- Okay.

- Come on now.

That'd take a supersonic

wall-penetrating scanner.

By the way, congratulations, Zafer.

Enjoy it.

Thank you, much appreciated.

Honestly, we really needed this.

Aynur and I were wondering

if we should buy a car...

And there's the shop renovation and all,

that was weighing on our minds too.

Today five million looks like a lot,

but honestly it's not that big anymore.

- Steel prices and all that.

- Shut up already.

- Hold it tight. Don't drop it.

- What's this?

A mobile projector that changes

depth of field.

No way. I know this.

It was in that Mission Impossible movie.

The Russia one. Tom Cruise used it.

The frame moves when you move.

That, right?

No idea. Didn't watch it.

I had a friend named Kadir ask around.

He said customs is a problem,

can't bring it in.

I looked everywhere for this.

The kids really want it.

If it's not logged, give it to us after

the mission. We'll use it at home.

- No, I can't.

- Come on...

Seda, when I count to three,

press the green box.

The moment you say three

or after you finish counting?

Well, one, two, three.

She's asking which three.

Just three or press on three.

One. Two. Three. You press on three.

Why would I say press it after that?

Then say it clearly so she knows.

Are you counting so she presses,

or saying three as a command?

I don't want to say press.

So, I don't press then, right?

- Press the green box already.

- Fine, I'm pressing. Stop yelling.

What is this?

Why are we like this?

- Thanks a lot.

- You're welcome.

Lucky night huh?

Slow, slow, slow.

Field synchronization is active.

- What does that mean?

- Depth stabilized.

- Well?

- We're invisible in this f*cking place.

Thank you.

- Just stop.

- What is this? What?

Didn't you serve in the military?

Three hundred and fifty meters.

There are five of these corridors.

Double-sided baseboards.

These will change.

Carpet out, spiral flooring.

Yes. Walls, floors, everything.

Hotel will be ready for the season.

We were measuring, ran into a guy.

I promised the manager. He said

I trust you Zafer and he wouldn't...

You b*stard.

This phone still has nine installments.

You snap phones like wafer paper.

We're not thieves like you.

This is honest work. I said I wouldn't.

But I swear they deserve it, here!

- Zafer.

- My turn now. Move.

Grab my glasses too.

You knocked them out badly.

- Really?

- You flashed everything. Total chaos.

Bro, I don't hold back you know.

Hope they're alive.

But next time,

tell me if you plan to do this.

Okay, bro.

You shall behave, assholes.

Take the chip out.

Damn. Look at this room.

Bigger than our house.

Bro this isn't money

you earn with honest work ]

Sure. Like you earned that five million

with honest work.

Gee, that was my luck bro. It came to me.

Do you expect me to leave it?

Come on now.

Not to be a downer,

but the guy is coming up.

- The safe is here.

- Where?

It is here but where?

Where is the safe?

Ertan, he's getting into the elevator

in the lobby.

Hold this, Zafer.

Here, here we go.

Now, how to crack this password?

- Moscow 1-2-3-4.

- What?

Type it bro. Moskow1234.

And you say you're an agent!

Connect the dots. Where's Dragic from?

Serbian. Where does Serbia belong?

The Iron Curtain countries.

Union of Soviet Social Republics.

What is the most important country

in the Union of Soviet Social Republics?

Moscow. Do you understand now?

Imagine you're a t*rror1st,

what would you do?

You use an easy password,

so you can remember it well.

- Moscow 1-2-3-4.

- But Alpha is Italian.

I didn't say it was that,

you can try all the combos you want.

They're on the tenth floor, Ertan.

They're coming.

- Bro.

- Okay, my love, just a second.

- Ertan bro, if it's not gonna work...

- What do you want me to do Zafer?

Blow this place up?

- They're on the floor, Ertan!

- Bro!

Just wait a second!

- There's a vent.

- Zafer stop, please stop.

f*ck.

There's a vent, let's get out.

Zafer shut up, please.

f*ck.

- It'll open. Let me just open it!

- Please, stop talking, Zafer.

They're breaking the door, Ertan.

- I hear it too.

- Bro the vent, let's open it and go.

They're about to come in, bro!

Bro, they are coming,

let's get out of here!

Hygiene, lemon, lemon.

Ertan bro!

Bro, the vent!

Told you.

Vent is always the best way.

You were right, Zafer.

They do it in every movie for a reason.

My hands are shaking though.

Is this your everyday life?

What kind of job is this?

We need to leave the hotel

as soon as possible.

- What about money?

- Stop with the money, Zafer.

- You'll come back to get it later.

- God.

Bro?

Okay, okay, gee!

- Ertan!

- Zafer!

Calm down, love. My shoe.

- I left it here. I'm good, my love.

- Are you okay?

Listen man, your problem is with us

and we are here now.

The girls did nothing. Let them go.

He says he won't let both go.

We have to choose one.

- Fine whatever, Aynur go.

- I'll go then.

No way, Seda goes.

No way in hell.

Bro, it doesn't matter whose wife

leaves right?

Are you insane, of course it does!

I'm sorry, Aynur.

I don't want you to get hurt

but I have to think about my wife.

I only have one wife.

Hear that? He says one wife.

He's implying like it's okay

cause you're my second wife.

You think I found her on the street?

Shame on you, Ertan bro!

Am I his mistress? I'm married to him!

That's what I'm saying!

Zafer.

- Hey, hey, hey, hey.

- Do something, Zafer!

What are you doing, Zafer?

- Zafer.

- Calm down.

Zafer.

Zoran!

Are you ready, my dear?

Zafer.

- Give him the card, bro.

- Do something, Zafer!

Bro, give him the card, damn it.

Give it, or he'll k*ll us all!

Give it to him, or he's gonna k*ll us all!

- Zafer!

- Come on, damn that card!

I'm ready, my dear.

Congratulations, Ertan.

You've prevented a huge disaster.

Not me. Looks like this gentleman did.

I mean, if Agent 9

was running this from the start,

why risk us?

We had to divert the target.

Also, while I was on the roof,

I had a vest but no weapon.

So, I risked giving Dragic the data.

There was no other way

to reach the Alpha.

When the operation got stuck,

you k*lled Dragic and...

that gave Agent 9 a second chance.

My god.

What if Dragic had k*lled me that night?

Forget about me...

My wife Seda was there.

What if Seda got hurt?

Then what, you'd give me a medal?

Ertan, we didn't involve your wife

or the others. You did.

And don't worry.

I wouldn't have allowed it.

I hear nothing.

Got supersonic insulation?

Probably.

This is no fun at all.

I feel sad. They're probably yelling

in there like kids, I don't know.

This doesn't look good.

Be ready for anything.

- You think so?

- They might fire him.

- Maybe even jail. Yeah.

- What are you saying?

What are they talking about, Aynur?

- Some secret state stuff.

- Whatever.

I gotta say something.

I've been meaning to ask you for a while.

You think I can get into a game with this?

Sure you can, Zafer. Of course you can.

- Maybe try it when we get out of here?

- Told you.

You can cross over bridges and stuff,

but banks without guarantors...

- I don't think so.

- I do.

What if something had happened

to that husband and wife?

Zafer and Aynur?

No, nothing can happen to them.

Anyone of us can get hurt but them.

He is a very brave young man.

Yeah.

He really is.

Despite everything,

you took initiative

and pushed beyond limits. Well done.

Yeah. I hear you f*cked them up!

- Congratulations.

- Mr. Vehbi!

For God's sake, that's enough.

The same thing every time.

Get out!

Get out fast!

Anyway.

Ertan...

After a two-week investigation

D.I.S.C.O. made a decision about you.

Ertan.

- Ertan, bro.

- What happened, my love?

Bro.

Were you able to talk about my issue?

No, Zafer. The subject never, in any way,

came down to the zoning status

of your three-share land in Bandrma.

I only mentioned it in case

the conversation drifted there.

Next time.

What happened? What did they say?

They monitored

every step of the operation.

Even though the operation was successful,

they said they can't keep someone

who takes that many risks on duty.

They can't, bro. They won't. I told you.

- My God.

- It's okay, my love.

Don't be sad.

We'll start over again.

Since they can't keep me on duty...

they gave me a new assignment.

- Holy sh*t. You became an agent.

- You did it!

My husband became an agent!

- Ertan!

- Yes, I am!

- Congratulations, bro! So happy for you!

- Thank you.

- Thank you.

- Congratulations!

Don't get too excited, my dear.

I will be your instructor.

Yes, my instructor.

Ladies, you won't be seeing

this handsome man for a while.

Is this guy nuts? He's got it out for me.

Why would our ladies need to see

this handsome guy anyway?

Then...

I have news for you too.

- No way! No way!

- Seda, you're not joking, right?

- Congrats!

- Thank you.

Look at him, look.

He's in shock, didn't get it.

Your wife is pregnant!

Double line means pregnant...

She already told me at home.

Was I supposed to find out with you?

- Right.

- May it happen to you too.

- Amen. We're trying as well.

- Hopefully.

Come on then, let's celebrate.

You guys can drink, you know.

Let's do this, you go ahead.

Zafer and I will be right behind you.

Okay, don't linger too long.

Look at me, don't lift any heavy things.

Thank you, Zafer.

Don't mention it, bro. You're a great man.

I'd give my life for you.

Likewise, you too.

So? You're going back?

Yeah, bro. We renovated the shop

with the casino money.

It's spotless. Them worn-out split ends

are waiting for me.

- Hair magician.

- Hair magician.

We'll still meet sometimes, right?

Of course, bro.

We can't come to Istanbul much,

but if you come to Bandrma,

you're our guest of honor.

- Maybe we'll go abroad sometime.

- We can't, bro.

No visa. No passport either actually.

We don't even have an abroad mindset,

that's the main thing.

We're scared.

- Zafer!

- Yeah, bro?

- I'm leaving now.

- Okay.

Three seconds after I leave,

this phone will ring.

If you answer, there's no turning back.

The decision is yours.

By answering this call

you accept participation

in the trainee training program.

Welcome to D.I.S.C.O., Mr. Zafer.

Don't worry, the nape's natural anyway.

Let's do it that way. Wait a second, bro.

What do you think?

Zafer, it doesn't look natural like yours,

it's obvious.

This mold depends on the head shape.

It's hard.

Okay, this won't do. Let's do another one.

- Bro, there's a rat.

- I see it, Zafer.

- Bro, it's so big.

- And?

What do you think? Something cheerful.

You put it on backwards, bro.

If you like it, keep it that way.

- Then let's take it off.

- Okay, bro.

I can't pass through, bro.

I'm terrified of rats.

I love them. I'd put it on my shoulder,

call it sweetie or whatever. Come on.

Let's go another way, bro, please.

- Another way? Where exactly?

- It's staring at me, bro.

I tried birthdate, wedding anniversary,

first blow-dry day, everything!

None of them worked.

Did you try Moscow1234?

- It's as big as a cat!

- What could it do?

- Let's...

- What?

Let's go back and talk to Alpha.

Things can be solved by talking, right?

Fine. You go talk. I'll wait here, okay?

Okay, I can't go back right now.

This is my surprise for you, bro.

Nothing changed though.

You'll see. Just swing your head suddenly.

This. Would you like to have this

in your life?

That's an idea, bro.

I can't turn back. It's coming this way.

Don't be ridiculous! How can you go back?

- It's coming to us, bro!

- Stop shouting!

- Something touched my foot.

- What?

Something touched my foot.

f*ck, it's touching my foot!

What was it?

Bro, if you're doing this because I'm

the hair magician,

I swear I'll report you to D.I.S.C.O.

Hair magician! 167-41-13-4.

What did you do? Spy stuff or something?

Hundred and sixty-seven perms,

41 fans, 13 dye jobs, four bridal hairs.

I did it all in 24 hours.

- Doesn't cover the top at all, but...

- Yes.

...if you think that's okay,

I think this is the one.

I look like Erkin Koray.

But if it's not covered anyway,

why wear a prosthetic?

- It's that simple, man. No need for that.

- Right?

Zafer...

I have one last idea, bro. Wanna try?

Let's do it, Zafer. I'm here anyway.

Right?

- This is really good, Zafer.

- I told you I had an idea.

f*ck off!

- This won't come off. Zafer!

- I glued it, bro.

Ertan...

please, one last time.

Okay, Zafer, that's enough.

I'm drunk, I'm drunk and emotional.

I'm asking you one last time.

No need. We did it, we're done.

Bro, if you have even this much respect

for your little brother...

- One last time bro.

- Last time though.

Last time.

- Not again.

- I swear this is the last time.

- You won't ask again?

- I swear I won't.

Tell him not to mention my name again

Tell him, I haven't forgotten his lies yet

Tell him

I kept his sins for the afterlife

Tell him, so he knows

Tell him, so he knows

Tell him!