03x07 - A Bear Who Just Hibernated Through Like 250 Commitments

[bunniefuu]

- [Sam] Tonight, my Secret
Service agent, it's Ify Nwadiwe.

One of those T-shirt canon
guys, it's Carl Tart.

[Carl grunting]
[Sam laughs]

And a mummy whose thread

is caught on a nail backstage,
it's Zeke Nicholson.

[Sam laughs]

- Pratfall.

- They're all here to....

- [Players] Make Some Noise!

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music continues]

- Welcome to "Make Some Noise."

The game so good, we
spun it off unchanged.

I am your host, Sam Reich.

Here's how the show works.

I have here a series of
improvisational prompts

our players have never seen before.

Isn't that right, players?

- That's what you told me to say.

- They will, to the best of their ability,

fulfill those prompts.

I will award them corresponding points

and the winner will go home
with the coveted golden ear,

which I do write off as
a charitable donation

on my taxes every year.

Players, are you ready to rumble?

- Yes.

- Yes.

- We'll find out.

- First, a little warmup mini game.

This is a little mini
game that we like to call,

"Take Some Direction."

How it works is players,

I'm gonna give you a line of dialogue

to repeat over and over and over again.

As I do, I will give you direction,

micro adjustments, if you will,

in order to affect your performance.

Does that make sense?

- Yeah.
- It does.

- Ify, no direction to start out with.

Your line is from "Scarface."

"Say hello to my little friend."

- Say hello to my little friend.

- Carl, give me a little bit more.

- Say hello to my little friend.

- Zeke, give me a little bit more.

- Say hello to my little friend!

- Ify.

Bro-y.

- Hey. [laughs]

Look, you know what would be tight?

If you said hello to my little
friend. He's pretty tight.

- Ify has never met a
bro in his entire life.

[all laughing]

- [Sam] Carl. Swarmed by bees.

- Say hello to my little friend.

I'm Candyman.

[all laughing]

- You found a loophole with my prompt.

Zeke, like a sulky teenager.

- Say hello to my little
friend. I'm Candyman.

- Where did you get this joint?

- You're the pothead, not me.

- Who taught you-

Okay.
[all laughing]

Sure.

- [Sam] Ify, chasing
after a runaway train.

- Say hello to my little
friend before you go!

- Carl, after a dank bong rip.

[Zeke laughs]

- My damn sulking a*s son.
[all laughing]

You used to be my little friend, son.

Where'd you get this joint?
[Sam laughs]

- Dad, you're addicted to marijuana.

- Amongst other things.

- Zeke, doing a yodel.

♪ Say hello my little friend ♪

- Could have also been as Tarzan.

I'll take it.
- Oh yeah.

- Ify, representing Earth to aliens.

- Didn't know y'all be so sexy. Uh...

[all laughing]

Say hello to my little
friend, I guess, but, like,

I'm here, too.

- Carl, being tickled uncontrollably.

[Carl giggling]

- Say hello to my little friend.

[Sam laughs]

- And finally Zeke, as a
dramatic soap opera twist.

- It's not what you think it is.

It's everything you think it's not.

Right behind you.

I know he's been dead for 30 years,

but say hello to my little friend.

[Carl gasps]

- Ify.

[Sam and Zeke laughing]

- Turns out it was good news.

- Not all soap opera twists are bad.

- [Ify] Yeah, yeah.

- And that is a mini game.

[upbeat music]

That brings us to round one.

Ify.

- All right.

- The booking process at Horny Jail.

- That's an Ify prompt.
- Yeah.

[all laughing]

He made an unrelated alien prompt horny.

[all laughing]

- All right, I'm gonna need you

to put your cell phone in there.

I need you to go ahead and disrobe, uh...

From where you're standing,

I know it looks very scary,
but I used to be in here, too.

[all laughing]

They caught my comments
under Nicki Minaj's posts.

[Sam laughs]

The things I was saying and
the things I was asking for,

there was no looking back.

So I just wanna be the one to tell you

that you can turn your life around.

Stop spreading your a*s cheeks.

Didn't ask for that.

[button buzzes]

- I'll cut you off there, Ify. Bravo.

I hereby challenge you

to make every prompt horny.

- Challenge accepted. [laughs]

Buckle up!

- Let's say a life sentence
amount of points for you, Ify.

- All right.

- Which brings us to Carl.

- All right.

- A pilot is a little too excited

to have to "Pull a Sully."

- Attention, passengers.

Everybody, y'all are
not gonna believe this.

[all laughing]

We are going down.

[all laughing]

I just k*lled about 30 geese

and you're not gonna believe this,

we are right above the Hudson River.

[all laughing]

Can we make it to the
nearest airport? Of course.

But why, when you got
a whole body of water

right here waiting for us to
just glide on down into it.

It's a little bit cold,
so y'all might wanna

pull your jackets out of your carry ons.

You didn't bring one, there'll probably be

some Mylar blankets that
the firemen will give you

after we land.

This is going to be sick.

Get ready for this.
[button buzzes]

[Sam laughs]

- Hell yeah, Carl.

Let's say 34 points as
portrayed by Tom Hanks for you.

- Oh.
- Thank you so much.

- Zeke.

An extremely vulgar rapper

gives a censored performance
at the Kids Choice Awards.

- Ladies and gentlemen,
give it up for M.C. [beep].

[Sam laughs]

- What's up y'all little friends?

Look at this mother, mother,
son of a mother right here.

Doing his thing.

DJ, can I get a beat? [clears throat]

[Carl beatboxing]

- I don't think this is gonna work.

- Bro, you got it, dude.

Trust me. You got it.

This is part of your demo.

The kids on TikTok will love it.

- Okay.
- Go for it.

- Yeah.

♪ I pulled up in the club and
I whipped out my water p*stol ♪

♪ Yeah, I shoved it in
this little guy's mouth ♪

♪ And I said, why don't you
suck my end of my water p*stol ♪

♪ This doesn't sound pretty good ♪

- Oh, it's fresh.

♪ Anyway, I saw this hot little cake ♪

♪ This hot little cake ♪

♪ And I said, cake, I'm
gonna take your home ♪

♪ And I'ma put it in
your lunchbox for later ♪

- Kids.

Sometimes you accept jobs
because you need the money.

- And I'll cut you off there, Zeke.



[extended bleeping]

Points for you, which
brings us back to Ify.

- All right.

- The moment this video
gets demonetized on YouTube.

- You don't have to just eat a*s.

You can eat p*ssy from the back.

[all laughing]

And that is probably
the most efficient way

to do both at the same time.

And for those who like spanking,

that's a three-peat for you

because you're eating
a*s, you're eating p*ssy,

and you're getting some
impact play at the same time.

But remember to rub the
a*s area after the impact

so that you're kind of spreading
out the bruising, so it'll-

- Carl baby, what are you watching?

[all laughing]

- Grandma, go back to bed.

- What is this?
- Go back to bed, Grandma.

- Is that YouTube you're watching?

- You can do things like the Florentine

by grabbing two floggers at the same time,

but you definitely wanna practice-

- Uh, my mouse isn't working.
- At the same time.

- My mouse isn't working.

My mouse pad is full of c*m.

- It's time that you let your grandma know

that you're f*ck'.

- Ah!

- I'll tell you what, this YouTube video

better not be making no money.

[all laughing]
[button buzzes]

- Grandma's like, "I hope no poor brands

are associated with this video."

Let's say a royalty free
amount points for you, Ify.

Carl.
- Huh?

- A bear who just hibernated
through like 250 commitments.

[all laughing]

[Carl grumbling]

- What?

Oh man, I just woke up.

[Sam laughs]

Oh, who is this?

[Sam laughs]

Ah man, I just woke up.

[all laughing]

I missed whose birthday?

Everybody's?
[Sam laughs]

Oh man, I just woke up.

[all laughing]

I got fired from my job?
How long was I gone?

A year?

Damn, I just woke up.
[all laughing]

This iPhone is out of date?

[all laughing]

I was scheduled for a new
one and I missed that?

[button buzzes]

- I like that he has a catchphrase.

- Yeah, yeah.
- Let's put that on a T-shirt.

Let's say 34 missed points from mom,

which brings us to the
last prompt of round one.

Zeke.
- Yeah.

- A hibachi chef trying to play it cool

after chopping their hand clean off.

[all laughing]

- So it's a birthday, do I understand?

- Yes, it's my birthday.

- That's great. How old are you?

- 35.

- 35?

That's great.

Hey, you wanna shrimp in your mouth?

- Sure.

Mm-mm-mm.
[all laughing]

- Cool. Great, awesome.

[Zeke grunts]

- Slow down a bit there.

- Yeah, just get getting
the volcano piece going.

- Ooh, real lava. It's red.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Lava coming out.

- Okay. That's good.

Okay.

Oh.

Okay.

- Oh, sir, I don't know
if I like this part of it.

- Yeah, yeah. You got your face in-

- A hibachi chef never
leaves their station.

- Is that a hard and fast rule?

- Okay, um, great.

Another shrimp for you?

- No, I don't want,

I don't want the foot shrimp.

- I think you might-

- [Carl] Why aren't you wearing shoes?

- Ow!

- You just cut your foot off too, sir.

Both of us are too
passive to actually leave,

but this is disgusting.

- [Zeke] Okay.

- I think I'll put you outta
your misery there, Zeke.

- Thank you.

- Six points stacked
right on top of the other.

- Love that.
- For you.

[upbeat music]

That brings us to our second mini game.

This is a little mini game
we like to call "Name That."

In this case, sports mascots.

How this is gonna work is
I'm gonna show you a mascot

that doesn't exist in the real world.

You buzz in and pitch me the
name of said sports mascot.

Does that make sense?

- Yeah.
- Great.

- In that case, could I
please have mascot number one?

- Really thought it was
gonna be on the screen.

[Sam laughs]

[buzzer dings]

- Carl.

- The Salem Technical and
Agricultural College Spoon Hounds.

[Sam laughs]

[buzzer dings]
- Zeke.

- The Saint Don Bosco's Prep Catho-licks.

- Oh, I see what you did there.

- Yeah.

- Yeah, I could see that for sure.

[buzzer dings]
Ify.

- Jonesboro Presbyterian Jizz.

[all laughing]

- I mean...

You're not even trying.

- Come on, we see it.

- Let's say that point
goes to Ify for jizz.

Thank you very much mascot number one.

Which brings us to mascot number two.

[upbeat music]

[buzzer dings]
Ify.

- The New England Surge, which being sued

by the Coca-Cola company,
became the New England Plugs,

which being sued by bad-dragon.com

has become the New England Electro Boys.

[Sam laughs]

- That is really layered,
Ify. I like that a lot.

- I got nothing good.
[buzzer dings]

- Carl.

- The Savannah State, wait,
why is my wifi not working?

[all laughing]

- [Sam] Let's say that one goes to Carl.

- Finally.

- Thank you so much, mascot number two.

If I could please have
mascot number three.

[upbeat music]

[all laughing]

This one came with an act.

[buzzer dings]
- Ify.

- The Calabasas High Caucasians.

[all laughing]

[buzzer dings]
- That's really rough.

- This is Larry the
Leprechaun's Heimlich Surprise.

[Sam laughs]

[buzzer dings]
- Carl.

- This is Percy the Pilgrim
Choking a Native American.

[all laughing]

- And with your signatures,

we can finally get them
to change their name.

[Sam laughs]

- Oh man, this is tough.

I think that's gotta go
to Carl again. Sorry.

- I'm sick of points.

- Thank you very much,
mascot number three.

If I could please have mascot number four.

- Bwa ha ha. Squeeze me.

[Sam laughing]

This golden ear's gonna go to Paul.

Carl.

- This is Nathaniel the 99
Cent Store Hand Sanitizer.

[all laughing]

[buzzer dings]
- Zeke.

- I mean, I don't even have a name.

It's just 812 fluid ounces.

[all laughing]

- It's a lot.
- It's a lot.

- It's true to size.

[buzzer dings]
Ify.

- Escondido High Hand Sanis

and this is their mascot Squirt.

- Oh, Squirt.

Good.
- Oh yeah, yeah.

- I like Squirt a lot.

- Get that sound bite. Get it, get it.

Clip it, cl*t it. Get it.

- TikTok, baby.
- Fan cam!

- Instagram!
- Hurry, hurry!

- I'm gonna say this point
goes to Carl once more.

- I'm sick of points.

- [Ify] All right, all right.

- Thank you very much-

- Squeeze me!

- Whoever you are.

[Ify laughs]

Who was that guy?

- I have no clue.

- And if I could please
have our last mascot please.

- Oh, god.

- This is terrifying.

[buzzer dings]
Carl.

- The mascot of the school
that we are forfeiting against.

[all laughing]

- Without a doubt.

- Yeah, that comes out?

All right, boys, back to the bus.

[all laughing]

[buzzer dings]
- Zeke.

- The Bay State Blow Up Bay-Bays.

- Hey, Zeke, you got one!

- Yeah, yeah.
- Wow.

- [Sam] Hell yeah.

- Many points for Zeke.

- He hasn't given points yet.

- [Zeke] You're right.

[buzzer dings]
- Ify.

- The Loyola Preparatory Goo-Goos,

and their mascot, Lady Gaga.
[all laughing]

- Wow, Ify.

That's very good.

Sorry, Zeke.
- I don't want it.

[Ify laughs]

- I think that one's gotta go to Ify.

If you could please, mascot
number six, get off the stage.

You are a nightmare.

Careful of the door.

It's squeezes through.

[all laughing]

It's so unnatural.

That brings us to round two

where our players will
now test their talents

in teams of twos.

Ify.
- All right.

- Carl.

- Get outta here.

Take a hike, pal.

- Good cop, fad cop.

- Now listen, man, I'm
gonna level with you,

'cause I got a son about your age.

You gotta get your life on the right path.

- I didn't do anything, man.

- Oh, you didn't do anything?

Because I've been on this
keto diet for 30 days.

[Sam laughs]

Haven't had a carb in me and
I'll bust your face open.

- Don't make me turn him
loose. I don't want to.

- I wasn't even there.

I don't know what you
guys are talking about.

- See this? This is a brass
knuckle of Beanie Babies.

I'll beat you. I'll beat the
answers right out of you.

- That would sort of soften the blow.

- Yeah, yeah, uh uh.

And then I'll do the griddy.

I'll do the griddy right over you.

I'll do the griddy over you.

- I don't think that's the griddy.

- You don't know what griddy is.

You don't know what the griddy is.

- Hey, back off.
- Okay.

- Come over here.
- Okay.

- And show us the griddy.

[all laughing]

I don't want to have
to make you watch this.

[Sam laughs]

I don't wanna have to make you watch this.

- All right, man. All
stop, man, just stop.

[button buzzes]
- And cut.

[all laughing]

Let's have the camera
get a full look at this.

A silly band's worth
of points to you three.

Carl.
- Mm-hm?

- And Zeke.

- Mm.

- Every f*cking conversation in LA.

- It has rained one time this year

and I am f*ck' pissed.
[Sam laughs]

- Dude, that's so crazy.
My agent just called me.

- Oh, who are you with?

- TCSL. Who are you with?

- Wildflower.

- Wildflower?
- Yeah.

- Commercial or theatrical?

- Both.
- Wow.

- Commercial, theatrical
and, uh, symmetrical.

[Sam laughs]

- Wow, they're repping
you across the board.

- Across the board.
- That's amazing, dude.

- I'm on this new diet.
- That's crazy.

I was just finishing my pilot about that.

- How many pages is it?
- 13 at this point.

Oh.
- I'm sorry y'all.

I just heard back from the
kitchen. We're all out of kale.

- No!
- I will f*cking k*ll you!

[button buzzes]

- That is how we do it here.

Climbing the social
ladder amount of points

for the both of you.
- Ooh.

- Zeke.
- Yeah.

- And Ify.
- Oh?

- C-3PO and R2-D2 with R2-D2
translated into English.

- Oh my.

Oh my.

Oh, the Imperial Forces
have boarded the ship.

- Your Norton Antivirus needs an update.

[all laughing]

- Oh my!

R2, R2, let's get in the escape pod.

- I've been asking Leia
for like three months

to update the antivirus.

Until then, I really can't do much,

just like spin my head around.

- R2, we have to go down
to the planet Tatooine.

- We speak the same language.

You gotta tell 'em to update this.

I can't, I do a bunch of cool sh*t.

I could turn into a big
a*s robot. You know that?

- You can?

- Yeah, but I need my
Norton Antivirus update.

- Okay.
- Tell Leia to run that sh*t.

- I'll tell her. I'll tell her.

[Carl vocalizing]

- Oh!
[Sam laughs]

Princess Leia, he needs his antivirus.

- I'm not paying for that.

Listen, why don't you
use your projector thing

and turn on a nasty movie?

[all laughing]

- All right.

- Oh.
- Ah.

- Oh.

[Sam laughs]

- Hey Leia, this is fun.

- Get off of me.
- Okay.

[button buzzes]

[all laughing]

- Let's say beep boop, beep
beep boop amount of points

for the both of you.

Which brings us all the way back to Ify.

- All right.
- And Carl.

- Sick.

- A tattoo artist who likes

to punch up their client's ideas.

- Okay, so I'm thinking,
'cause I'm from Nigeria,

just get the Nigerian flag.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, why don't you just get

the whole Africa, dog?
[Sam laughs]

Just get the whole Africa.

Just get the whole Africa.

- I'm trying to get, like,

very specific with which
part of the continent,

so I'm thinking like
Nigeria, the flag, green-

- Oh the flag?
- White, green.

- Well, okay, I'll put the flag.

- [Ify] Okay.

- And then I'll put a flag
pole, some dirt down there,

a little bit of grass around it,

a raccoon trying to climb up it.

You know what I mean?

I'm digging this man.
We're working together.

- I mean, that's real
cool. I really like it.

I'm vibing with it.
- Hell yeah.

- But I think I'm gonna stick to the flag

just 'cause, you know, that's
what I kind of came in here.

- Okay.
- Just green, white, green.

- Green, white, green, red, blue,

all the colors of the rainbow.

I'm doing everything on your body.

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.

Give me that chest, give me
that chest, give me that chest.

Any other ideas? It is
two for one Tuesdays.

- Oh, okay, then I'd say on
this side, maybe just an eagle.

- Okay, full eagle.
Donald Trump hair on the-

- Whoa!

- [Carl] Donald Trump riding the eagle.

- No.

- I will cut this off there.

A Friday the 13th flash sale

amount of points for the both of you.

- Oh.
- Oh yeah, nice.

- Which brings us back to Carl and Zeke.

- I'm ready.

- An aspiring villain grabs coffee

with a supervillain in
order to pick their brain.

- First of all, thank you
so much for taking the time.

- Oh, it's no problem.

I really appreciate it.
- This is one of my days off.

- This is one of yours days off?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Oh, incredible.

Okay, so there are days
off in this profession.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- That's good to know.

I want to have a work-life balance,

but I wanna also sort of like
do crime at the same time.

- Yeah.
- So how'd you get started?

- Well, you know what it was?

I was trying to go into a bank.

- Okay.

- And Batman was walking in front of me

and he opened the door

and I'm thinking he's gonna
hold the door open for me

and he doesn't, he just lets it close.

I say, "Well, that was rude.
I'm gonna k*ll everybody."

[all laughing]

- Yeah, I love that. I love that.

You know what's so crazy?

I sort of have a similar
origin story actually.

- Yeah?

- I went to high school with Robin.

- Mm-hm.

- And one day I was like, "Hey Robin."

And he didn't hear me and he kept going

and I then kidnapped his mom
and threw her in a gorge.

- That'll do it. That'll do it.

- Did you ever maybe
want to team up sometime?

I'd love to like kind of
learn the ropes from you

in a more active setting.

- I would allow you to shadow me.

As a matter of fact, tomorrow
I'm going to a football game

and I'm gonna make the
whole ground just fall.

- Oh.

- One player is running around.

- I love that. That's so great.

Sorry, I'm just gonna grab
our coffees really quick.

- Okay, thanks.

- Yo, gimme my f*ck' coffee.

[Sam laughs]
[button buzzes]

Soy latte?

[Sam laughs]

- Handing me a button, Zeke.

Love it.

Let's say 45 points
tied to the train tracks

for the both of you.

- Ah.
- Nice.

- The last prompt of
round two, Zeke and Ify.

- All right.

- Two nerdy teens trade stepmom cards.

- I have a mint condition Olivia O'Lovely.

She's retired.

I'm willing to trade for
your rookie year Sara Jay.

- Wait, Olivia O'Lovely?

- Yes.
- Is that pack pulled

or did you buy that on eBay?

- Pack pulled, pack pulled.
- That's pack pulled?

- Pack pulled.
- Oh my god, this is crazy.

Okay, well I have a PSA 10.
- Mm.

- Cindy Carisi.

- Cindy Carisi.

- Cindy Carisi.
- Okay.

- Second year.
- Okay.

- Not a rookie, sophomore campaign.

- Okay.

- And I will happily trade
it to you for your Tina.

- All right, I will do that

if you add in that, I
see you're hiding it,

but I know you got it, that Cory Chase.

Go ahead and toss that in there, too.

- My god, Cory Chase? No.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Cory Chase, no, no, no, that
doesn't just grow on trees.

This is highly sought after, okay.

This is number one collectible status.

- Okay.

- All right boys, let's get back to class.

- All right, sorry.

- Are you over here
listing porno people again?

- It's not what you think.

- Are you familiar with
the concept of a TCG?

- TCG?
- Trading Card Game.

It's a playable game.
- Now I am.

- Yu-Gi-Oh, Digimon.

- Pokemon.
- Dragon Ball Z.

- We have created our own game

in which stepmoms battle
for hotness supremacy.

- Well see, we've run into
a problem with development

because, you know, he's
been doing it based on,

you know, our classmates' moms.

- Yeah, I choose real people

and he chooses porn people.
[Sam laughs]

You wanna get in? We're doing original-

- No, you fellas gotta get to class.

I'm gonna go back my office
and Google these names.

[button buzzes]
[all laughing]

- I love that in the middle of that

was essentially just Zeke and Ify

explain this prompt to Carl.

[all laughing]

Well, let's say 10 holographic
points to you both.

- [Carl] Ooh.

[upbeat music]

- That brings us to our
third and final mini game.

This is a little mini
game we like to call,

"If It Could Talk," specifically
Florida Man edition.

Carl, this will be familiar to you.

How it's gonna work as I'm gonna show you

three plucked from the
newspapers Florida Man headlines.

Once I do, you will bring
them to life as a trio.

- Okay.
- As simple as that.

Make sense?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- Your first headline is,

"Wanted Florida woman
found hiding inside couch."

[knocking on door]

- [Zeke] FBI, open up.

- No.

[Sam laughs]

- Yeah, yeah, I didn't know
that was an option. No.

- [Zeke] Open up.

- The door's not locked. You can open it.

- Yeah, you come in here if you want.

- Whoa.
- Whoa.

- You coming in.

Do I walk into your house
pointing g*ns? Damn.

- Where's she at?
- Where's who at?

- Where's Cecilia Staples, wanted woman?

- Cecilia Staples?

Why would-
- I never even heard

no person named Cecilia Staples.

That sounds like an office supply company.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[Sam laughs]

As you can see, we are
just in our living room.

- We're just here.
- With our lumpy couch.

- What's this?

- That's just an old
lumpy couch right there

and our good friend Sam Reich.

He comes to visit us about
two, three times a year.

- [Ify] Yeah.

- Sam, what's underneath that couch?

- That's Sam's d*ck.
[Sam laughs]

- Yeah, there's no room
for anything else here

given the size of my d*ck.

- His d*ck is under the couch?

- That's how big it is.

- I need the whole under the couch

for my entire d*ck.

- Case closed. Looks like you gotta leave.

[Sam laughs]
[button buzzes]

- [Sam] The bit's always end when I join.

- Yeah.

- Next up, "Florida man uses
whiteboard to evade deputies."

- Okay, hear me out.

All right, before y'all
decide to arrest me,

think about it like this, okay.

Let's say I'm standing here, right?

- Okay.
- Okay.

- [Ify] Yep.

- And then I travel all the way over here.

- Yep, okay.

- Right?
- Yeah, yeah.

- And then you turn that way.

- Okay.

- Like that.
- Uh huh.

- You go stand by him.

- Start over here?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You start right here.
- Okay.

- [Ify] Yeah, yeah.

[all laughing]

- [Zeke] And then what
do we do after that?

[Sam laughs]

[button buzzes]

- I liked that.

I liked that a lot, short and sweet.

Let me draw you a diagram.

Next up, "Florida woman brings

emotional support snake on plane."

- Ding.

- Uh, yes?
- She has a snake, man.

- I'm sorry ma'am.

Do you have a ticket for the snake?

- Yes I do. It's right here.

- I don't think snakes are,

what do you mean you got
a ticket for the snake?

- It's an ESS, sir.

- You are not allowed to
ask me what the emotion is,

but I'll tell you what it is.

Joy.
[Sam laughs]

- That's right. This snake
tempers this woman's joy.

- I am too joyful normally and
I'm terrified of this snake,

therefore I bring my joy down.

- Can I be moved somewhere
else on the plane then?

I'm deathly allergic to snakes.

- You're allergic to snakes?

- Yeah.

- If I get bit by one, I might die.

- Preaching to the choir, pal.
[Sam laughs]

Maybe if you had a snake,
you'd calm down a bit.

- All right, just-
- Once we get off the plane,

you can have the snake.

- I don't want the snake.

- [Carl] Clearly you want the,

clearly you're very jealous.

- The CEO of Spirit Airlines
will be hearing about this.

- I am the CEO.

- Yeah.
[button buzzes]

That actually tracks.

One flight attendant and it's the CEO.

And last but not least,

"Florida woman calls for
sugar daddy appreciation day."

- All right, are there
any other speakers today

at the city council meeting?

- Yeah, we got something to say.

- You have the floor.

- I just think that we
need an entire holiday

to celebrate this beautiful
piece of chocolate, okay?

He's like one of those gigantic bunnies

your stepdad gets you for Easter.

- I'm forced to agree with her.

I think she makes a good point.

- [Zeke] That's right.

- When she comes on the
yacht with me and my friends

and she, you know, she's
just doing her TikTok dances.

You know, it makes me look cool

with all the other old rich men.

- I want to celebrate this
incredibly old man, okay?

Who pays for everything.

- What is the age gap
in this relationship?

- What's the biggest
number you can think of?

[Sam laughs]

Double it.

- 14 years?

- Yes. We are 14 years apart.

It's disgusting.

I'm 50 and he's 64.

[Sam laughing]
[button buzzes]

- And that is a mini game.

[upbeat music]

That brings us to round three

where our players will now hold hands

and jump into the abyss together.

Ify, Carl, Zeke.

Black guys in a horror movie

decide how they're going
to get out of this one.

[door slams]

- sh*t, there's a witch on the front lawn.

- A witch?

- We gotta get outta here.

- Oh, let's not be hasty.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- What does she look like?
- Yeah, yeah.

What do you mean? Yeah.

- What she look like?
- Yeah, yeah.

- Man, I'm not gonna lie, she kind of bad.

- Oh.
- Hold on, hold on.

Get back there.

Hold on, let me get her-
- She kinda thick.

- Yeah.

Man, we trying to get outta this?

- [Carl] Let me see,
let me see, let me see,

because y'all ain't just...

- Yeah.

- Oh, yeah, that's right.

- [Ify] Yeah, yeah, yeah okay.

- All right, so I'm thinking
the strategy is, you know,

I just go up to her and talk to her.

- Oh gonna go up to her?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Yeah, yeah, all right,
right, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So you initiate first contact
and that leaves us where?

- You know, I'm the
diplomatic one of the group.

I'm gonna go out there, I'm
gonna talk to her a little bit.

You know I'm about to...

Maybe we ain't even a part of the spells

she trying to put on.

- How about this?

How about we all each take a turn?

[Sam laughs]

Yo, witch. I drive a Cadillac.

- All right, that's solid, that's solid.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, okay.

- Let's go.

[Ify claps]

[Sam laughing]

Hey, what's up witch? How you doing?

[Ify chuckles]

Oh, you know my whole thing
is like female pleasure,

so like if that's what you...

[Ify laughs]

Her eyes started glowing
so y'all might as well...

- That was cool how you stopped

halfway through that second sentence.

- [Ify] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Look, all I'm saying is you
a witch looking for a wizard

and I could be that guy.
[people laughing]

She walked away.

[button buzzes]
[all laughing]

- Wow. Arguably they got out of this one.

They did.

Eight points coming from inside the house

for the three of you.

The penultimate prompt of our game.

Ify.
- Hm.

- Carl.
- Ah?

- Zeke.
- Huh?

- Trying to be encouraging
with the teammate

who has missed 82 foul shots this game.

- I drew the foul.

- Nah, you got to the line 82 times.

That is the most foul calls
in the history of the sport.

- No one in the history of the
NBA has missed 83 foul shots.

- That's not a record.
- We don't want that.

- Okay, that's true, but-

- That's the same amount
of games in a season.

[Sam laughs]

Like clearly the refs are cheating for us

and we're still losing.

- We're only down one.

[Sam laughs]

I need to make two and we win this.

- [Zeke] Yeah.

- It's ours.

- [Zeke] I'll give you it, just...

[Sam laughs]

[high five slaps]
Ow.

- [Ify] Okay.

- Come on, man. Stop doing all of that.

That is unnecessary.

- I gotta line the shot.

- Spread your legs out shoulder width.

- I promise I sh**t better like this.

- There's no, you've missed 82.

- I gotta make it this time.

- You have gone over the 10 second limit.

[button buzzes]

- I think I'll cut it off there.

[all laughing]

You miss 100% of the shots you
don't take amount of points

for the three of you.

Last prompt of our game.

Ify.
- It all comes down to this.

- Carl.
- Ah?

- Zeke.

A guy in an emergency thinks
he's on a YouTube prank show.

[Ify laughs]

- Yo man, are you okay?

- Bring out Mr. Beast.

[Sam laughs]

Bring him out. [coughs]

- Nah man. We should get you to a h*-

Ugh, you-
[Ify coughing]

There is so much blood in that vomit.

- Where are the cameras at?

- Uh yeah, hi, 911?

- Oh, he called 911.

- No man, you really got stabbed.

- 911.
- Okay.

- That dude really stabbed
you. We're here to help you.

- Okay, he stabbed me. [laughs]

- A man was just stabbed

and now he's laughing hysterically.

- Cut!

Yo, cut.
- I think he's in shock.

Send everyone it.
- Let's start the heart.

Yell cut.

- Why do you think this is a prank show?

- What, I'm getting stabbed
in a Dunkin' Donuts?

That's crazy.
- Yeah, man.

That dude said he was gonna stab you.

You said, "I dare you,"
and he took the dare.

- Yeah, because I thought it
was the stabbing challenge

and so I didn't wanna look
like a b*tch on TikTok,

so I said, "I dare you."

And so he stabbed me.
- Yeah.

- And so now-

- You are losing a lot of blood.

- You call out Mr. Beast and
you tell him gimme my money.

- He wouldn't have a
stabbing challenge on his...

Sir?

- So where's Mr. Beast?

- My man.
- Hey Mr. Beast.

[Ify yells]

- He came back.

- Take two.

- There was no take two.
- Take two.

- Sir.

[button buzzes]
[Sam laughs]

- Yeah, the TikTok stabbing challenge.

- Yeah, yeah.
- Kids, don't do it.

Don't do it.

- Don't do it.

- If you like that prompt,

make sure to smash that
subscribe button amount of points

for the three of you.

That brings us to the end of our show.

Our winner tonight...

Carl Tart.

[Carl yells]

Carl.
- I won!

I won!
- You are the recipient

of the coveted golden ear.

- I just wanna say I've been
robbed for this so many times.

- That does it for us
here at "Make Some Noise."

Tune in next time for
more of the game samer.

I'm Sam Reich and that
sounds pretty good to me.

Goodnight.

[gentle music]

[gentle music continues]