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03x16 - Priestella Kôbô-sen Result

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Re: Zero, Starting Life in Another World". Aired April 26, 2012- present.*
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Series based on Japanese light novel centers around Subaru a hikikomori who suddenly finds himself transported to another world on his way home from the convenience store.

03x16 - Priestella Kôbô-sen Result

Post by bunniefuu »



El Minya!



My, I had no idea you were
so merciless, Beatrice!

After all the pain
and suffering

you've inflicted on others,

there's no mercy left in this
world for someone like you!

Yeah?

[explosions]

Even he couldn't withstand
an attack like that one.

He can.

Watch out!

[laughs]

[gasps]

Go, Murac!

[gasps]

[grunts]

Uh?

[laughs]

I would expect
no less from you, Beatrice!

Nice! Good!

Wonderful! Pleasing!

-[LYE] Acceptable!
-You never shut up, I suppose.

But, I'm curious
to see how long

you can stay that confident.

-[grunts]
-There's five more, I suppose.

Huh?

Magic crystals?

Wait, aren't those...

[BEATRICE] These things
are exactly what I need

to bring back Bubby.

Each of them is good for
a big magic spell, I suppose.

I have to be sure
and hold on to the last one,

but I'll still have
five left to use.

This is crazy to me!

Well, I can see
why you're Mr. Natsuki's

contracted spirit all right!

[screams]

[scoffs]
Of course!

As far as Betty's concerned,
that's a compliment!

Now, Al Minya!

[chuckles]

-Huh?
-I'm just kidding.

[blowing a raspberry]

[LYE]
Huh?

[growling]



[gasps]

[metal clanking]

[grunting]

[coughs]

[thuds]

Very admirable, Gaston.

You've worked hard
for an ordinary man,

coughing up blood and all.

Too bad, though!

You did the best you could,
but it still wasn't enough!

[grunts]

You b*stard!

-Bennett Mossa.
-[grunts]

-August Burren.
-[grunts]

-Calshifs Finrell.
-[grunts]

No!

[slurping]

[glass shattering]



[thuds]

[gasps]

See what he's done?

The people who've fallen
are allies of mine,

but I don't know
any of their names!

So, that oughta be
good enough for right now!

You brat.

[glass shattering]

-Uh?
-Ul Minya!

[glass shattering]



[LYE]
What a grand feast!

How magnificent, Beatrice!

It's as if you're
impersonating Roswaal!

Now that wasn't
very nice at all!

What an insult, I suppose!

[rumbling]

Do you think that got him?

[laughs]

[both gasp]

-[growls]
-Shamac!

[glass shattering]

[yelping]



What a powerful display!

Not bad, Beatrice!

Surely, you've
heard the saying,

-"There's strength in numbers!"
-Huh?

[FELT] Sorry to keep
you morons waiting!

I've got somethin' for you
that'd even make

Reinhard start cryin'.

So, here ya go!



Not bad, huh?



You believe that would make
the Sword Saint cry?

You've gotta be kidding me.

-[gasps]
-No, Felt!

Oh, Felt.

[gasps]

[LYE]
This will be such a treat.

[slurping]

[whimpers]

[groaning]

Hmm.

[groaning]

Get ready, I suppose.

You're using
this thing all wrong.

[grunts]

[glass shattering]

[electricity crackling]

[gasps]

[smirks]

[trembling]

Ugh!
[chuckles]

[whimpering]

Explode!

[electricity crackling]

[metal clanging]

Ahh!

[FELT]
Now that's power.

My Mother.

-[OTTO] Beatrice! Felt!
-[gasps]

-[OTTO] You're all right?
-Yeah!

[FELT] Shorty showing me
how to use this thing

really saved the day!

Don't call me "Shorty,"
I suppose.

I just happened
to see something

I had old memories with.

[footfall]

[sighs]

[slashing]

[grunts]
[thuds]

[all gasp]

Look out!

[thuds]

[sighs]

[both gasping]

[gasps]



[whimpering]

[screaming]

You know, having such
a useless older brother

can make the life
of his little sister

rougher than it has to be.

And just who in
the hell are you?

[MAN 66-A]
Now wait a minute,

you're the one asking us that?

Really?

After a dirty little trick
like using a fake name

in front of us?

A fake name?

What are you talking about?

[grunting]
Sin Archbishop...

of Gluttony, aren't you?

Huh?

You're still able
to speak after that?

Amazing, bro!

Aren't you a hard worker, bro?

[slurping]

Lovely! Lovely!

Nice! Wonderful!

Great! Splendid!

Agreeable! Magnificent!

And that is precisely
the reason why we see

the true value in letting you
sit at the table.

[giggles]

[glass shattering]

[gasping]

Sin Archbishop
of the Witch's Cult

representing Gluttony,
Rui Arneb.

[FELT]
What the hell is all of this?

Are you trying to pull
some kinda stupid joke?

[RUI]
Really?

So, the princess who constantly
uses a fake name

doesn't find such things
to her liking?

You can drop
the "fake name" bullshit!

Old Man Rom named me "Felt"


and that's what I've been
going by ever since!

Oh, I see, now.

You don't even realize
it was made up, do you?

Well, then, I can assure you,
your actual name isn't Felt.

You have another one,
a real one,

that you were given
before the name you have now.

[FELT]
You mean the one those shitbags

who dumped me
in the alley gave me?

Who knows?

It's probably something like
"Nuisance" or "Garbage," right?

Now, there's no need for you
to be so on edge about this.

You'll be glad to know
we're backing off for today.

[BEATRICE]
Are you serious about this?

Big Bro just got beaten
to a pulp,

and our Elder Brother only does
as that woman says.

But, in the end,
whether you're a gourmand

or a foul feeder
isn't what really matters.

They don't seem
to understand this.

A meal is never about
what you're eating.

It's all about
who you're eating with.

[grunts]
Don't you...

Dynas Trasaldi.
Gaston.

[groaning]

Tell me, you want
to continue fighting?

Or would you prefer
to just let this go?

Hmm.

[RUI] How sad for me
that you're both so smart!

But, you've certainly
made the right choice!

-Damn it!
-Don't worry about her.

Treating Otto and the others
is our priority now.

We'll get even later.

[KIRITAKA]
People of Priestella!

The four control towers
have been reclaimed,

and the Witch Cultists
who were savagely

threatening our town
have been driven back!

Our safety has officially
been secured!

Priestella, The Watergate City,
is victorious!

So, that was the end of it?

Damn it, I can't even
be happy about this!

Subaru.

[EMILIA]
Subaru, is that...

[SUBARU] When I left, it didn't
look like this at all.

I wonder what happened
out here.

[BEATRICE] So, you're
finally back, I suppose.

I was getting tired
of waiting for you two.

[whimpering]
Beako!

Hi, Beatrice!

[SUBARU] Should you be up
and around like this?

You used up your mana
and went beddy-bye

at the worst time ever!

Could you not say it in a way
that places the blame

squarely on me, I suppose?

It's because
of Betty's devotion

that your legs
are still intact!

This isn't enough respect
or hugs, I suppose!

[SUBARU]
Yeah, you're right.

You're absolutely right!

You had to work really hard
while I was away again.

Sorry, I'm always causing
so much trouble for you.

Well, the fact that you're
going to cause trouble for me

is kind of a given.

So, there's no need
to worry about that.

Emilia, I'm glad to see
you're also okay, I suppose.

Bubby would be sad
if anything happened to you.

Yeah, I know he would.

And thank you for also
being worried about me.

[BEATRICE]
Hmph!

So, where is everyone?

From the looks of it, they
really went to town out here.

[ANASTASIA] There's no need
to worry about that.

It's a long story.

But, ultimately,
it was all part of the plan.

[SUBARU]
Oh, Anastasia.

In any case, I'm glad to see
you two are doing okay.

It seems you can be
a boy after all, Natsuki.

Yes, Subaru
is a boy, all right.

[SUBARU] I'm not sure
what you mean by that.

But, anyway, are they all safe?

Everyone's come back
and they're okay.

And nobody lost.

Which means we won!

[GARFIEL]
I knew ya could do it, boss!

Way to show just
what kinda man you really are

by rescuin' Emilia!

Naturally!

I want to know
if you're doin' okay, though.

'Cause you look
beat up as hell.

You're the last person I want
to hear commenting on my looks.

[both chuckling]

I'm glad you're all right.

It seems like you're in good
spirits and feeling better.

Too much better I suppose!

He's nice and quiet
when he actually acts like

he's been wounded.

Hey, there you are, Garf!

Bam-bammity-bam!

[groans]

Damn it, you've gotta watch
what you're doing!

-You can't go trompin'
all over me! -[chuckles]

[MIMI] I was just takin'
Milady's advice!

She said you're supposed
to dominate men,

or somethin' like that!

So, not bad, huh?

[Garfiel screaming]

[OTTO]
Good grief.

Like Beatrice was saying,

you oughta act
like a man who's hurt.

Oh, hey, Otto.
So you're here, too?

I thought it was obvious!
I've been here the whole time!

Otto you were hurt
pretty badly.

How are your injuries?

[OTTO] I'll probably have
trouble walking for a while,

but I think they're gonna heal.

Owie!
[giggles]

Beako told me everything.

Talk to me before putting
yourself in danger like that,

Mr. Militant Internal
Affairs Officer.

We are friends, right?

[OTTO] So, I should've put
more on your shoulders

when you were already dealing
with Emilia's abduction

and the fate of
the entire city?

I'm never gonna dump a weight
that heavy on your back

'cause, to me,
it's not what friends do.

Aw, man, you really know
how to play dirty, don't you?

Sorry to say it,

but Gluttony managed
to get away.

We were still able to gain
something from this, though.

Uh, what's that?

Thanks to Priscilla,

one of the Sin Archbishops
has been captured.

[gasps]

[thuds]

[Sirius giggles]

[SIRIUS] So, you've come
to see me, my lovely!

I'm truly sorry about this.
Thank you.

[grunts]

Spirit who takes
the shape of a woman!

You'd better stay far away
from my darling Petelgeuse,

do you understand me?

Do you honestly feel like
you're in a position

to snap at her right now?

Subaru, it's a waste of time
to expect repentance or empathy

from a person that's so lacking
in humanity, I suppose.

If you feel you're in danger,
then I'll step in right away.

Hm.

You'll be talking to me,
just like you wanted.

And just so you know,
no one's coming to save you.

All your buddies
either got k*lled

or they've retreated.

Oh, I don't expect
anybody to save me.

Did you say
something so obvious

just to hide your shyness?

It's okay, my dear,
'cause I think

you're more adorable than ever!

[gasps]

Listen, I want to know
what you guys are after.

You each made the same demands,
The Tome of Wisdom,

the artificial spirit,
and all of that.

What was it
that brought you here?

[SIRIUS] What those
others were thinking

doesn't interest me
in the slightest.

But, we gathered
in this city on instructions

from the Gospel itself.

That damn Gospel again, huh?

Why would you want to do
whatever some book

tells you to?

What, was this all a part
of some kinda plan

to try and revive
the Witch of Envy?

[SIRIUS] Please don't
get the wrong idea.

[SUBARU]
Wrong idea?

[chains jiggling]
I only have true love

in my heart for you, my dear.

Just you and nobody else.

I couldn't possibly care
less about the Witch of Envy.

She means nothing to me.

Every single thing I did,
I only did

because I knew
it'd allow me to reach you!

You "couldn't care less," huh?

Well, what about the others?

I want you to tell me
exactly what you guys

hoped to get
out of this in the end.

I don't know.
I'm so sorry.

And I really wish I could help,
but the only thing

I'm interested in is you!

[Subaru gasps]

[SIRIUS] You're feeling
overwhelmed right now,

aren't you?

That's because, deep down, you
know you can't live your life

without me, my dear!

[slurping]

[gasps]

[growls]

[grunts]

[thuds]
[chains jiggling]

[EMILIA]
Don't try anything funny.

I can be a little clumsy,

so I'm not good
at holding back!

It's pointless
to continue talking to her.

[SUBARU]
Yeah.

[SIRIUS]
[tone-deaf singing]

[SIRIUS]
[tone-deaf singing]

[groans]

[gasps]

[SIRIUS]
[tone-deaf singing]

[SIRIUS]
[tone-deaf singing]

[SUBARU]
That's enough!

What are you trying to do?

[SIRIUS]
[tone-deaf singing]

[SUBARU]
I told you that's enough!

[SIRIUS] Huh?
Oh, my, I'm so sorry.

But singing is wonderful,
isn't it?

I just learned
about that recently.

[SUBARU]
Now don't talk to me as though

you and Liliana are the same.

Because you're
totally different!

[SIRIUS] Oh, really? I could
say the same thing to you.

[SUBARU]
What?

As we speak,
Petelgeuse is inside you.

Your two souls
have both melded together.

Even the flesh on your bones
has combined with his.

[chain rattling]
So, that means...

I need to drag him out of you.

Then, I will witness
his awakening

closer than anybody else
could even imagine!

-[gasps]
-Thank you.

I'm sorry.

Please take care
of your body and mind

till that day comes, won't you?

Subaru, we're leaving now,
I suppose.

This woman is nothing
but a menace.

Right.

[SIRIUS]
I must give you one warning.

Hmm.

You have to beware of Gluttony.

Because Gourmand,
Foul Feeding, and Satiation

will each make an attempt
to take you away.

[door closes]

[footfall]

[AL]
You see there?

Nothing to gain
from that at all.

And now you just
feel gross, don't ya?

[SUBARU] Hey, don't just think
we came back empty-handed.

It's not like we didn't get
anything out of her.

[AL]
Seriously?

Heh, you sure know how to make
those freaks like you, huh?

Come on, do you have
to make it sound so creepy?

Subaru, don't go getting
too friendly with them.

[AL] Aw, you don't
have to be so cold.

Didn't I help
wake you up, Beako?

[BEATRICE] The only person
who's allowed to call me that

is Subaru, I suppose.

[AL] [sighs]
Good grief.

Hey, Al, I just want
to say thank you

for giving Subaru my message.

[AL]
Sure.

I'm glad you're
doing okay, too.

[SUBARU]
So, what's up, Beako?

Something happen
between you two?

This happened.

He managed to bring it
with him, I suppose.

And, if he hadn't done so,
I never would have woken up.

[SUBARU]
Kiritaka's magic crystal?

How'd he get that?

I don't know, I suppose.

But he told me that
I should never ask him

any questions about it.

What the heck
was Al planning, anyway?

'Cause it sounds like something
shady's going on here.

Actually, I don't think
Al's a bad guy at all.

[SUBARU]
Y-you don't?

If it wasn't for him,
Beatrice wouldn't have woken up

and Otto's team
wouldn't have been saved.

He found the magic crystal
we would've been

completely lost without.

Right?

[groans]
I suppose!

[SUBARU] Oh, man,
I am no match for you, Emilia.



[ANASTASIA]
I'm strongly opposed

to letting that
Sin Archbishop live.

Nothing good
is going to come of it.

[FELIX] But if we don't,
we'll lose our lead

on how to save Crusch!

Now be honest with me.

Do you really believe that
by asking Wrath questions

we'd get anything useful
about Gluttony or Lust?

This is all based
on your speculation!

[SUBARU]
If you ask me,

I don't think talking to Wrath
would be a total waste of time.

Could be worth it.

But, I can understand
why you'd be pretty nervous

about holding her
prisoner here.

[FELIX]
That's so noncommittal!

Just whose side
are you on, anyway?

Look, all I'm sayin' is,
we shouldn't rush

to a decision on this.

Felix, please have a seat.

First of all, I think
Subaru's absolutely correct.

Yeah, I know!
I know he is, okay?

I am also opposed
to Wrath's execution,

and aside from
Crusch's condition,

this is a rare opportunity
for the kingdom

to learn about
the Witch's Cult.

We should transport her
to the capital,

and give her to the knights
straight away.

Aren't you worried
that she'll try to escape?

Escorting a Sin Archbishop

isn't going to be easy,
you know.

I will assume that role.

Well, if Reinhard's going,
I'm gonna go, too.

We can make sure she gets
to the capital safely.

Guess ya can't complain about
that now, can you, cat ears?

All right, then,
that leaves the fly people

and the nameless ones.

What'll we do with all of them?

And all of Lust's victims,
in particular?

Even I won't be able
to heal them.

Hmm.

Truth is, it's not even
about that anymore.

Because those kinds
of creatures

have been completely remade.

I am sure the ones
who were turned

into those disgusting bugs,

have been wishing
for a timely death.

And if none of them have
any hope of returning

to their original forms,
it's the merciful thing to do.

-Priscilla, how could you--
-Be quiet, peasant.

When ideals are all talk,
they don't have any value.

Wait, if it's all right,

would you let me
take care of this?

How amusing.

And what in the world
could a half-devil do?

I won't be able
to heal them right away.

But, I think
I can buy some time

to look for a way to do so

by putting each of them
to sleep in ice.

Oh, yeah!
A cold sleep!

If you did that, it would
definitely buy us some time!

So, you wanna
cover them all in ice?

That seems dangerous.

How do you know it wouldn't
just freeze them all to death

in a matter of minutes?

[LILIANA]
There's no need to worry!

Because Emilia doesn't
make any mistakes!

And the reason is simple,

the greatest people
throughout history are the ones

who were able to overcome
trials like these!

Those are certainly some
audacious words, songstress.

And what if your estimation
is still proven to be wrong?

If that happens, I'll just have
to offer up my own head!

And Liliana never ever
goes back on her word!

[PRISCILLA]
Fine, out of respect

for the songstress's warbling,

I'll entrust you
with my compassion.

Thank you, it'll work.

I swear.

[Priscilla scoffs]

[PRISCILLA]
Make sure that it does.

And when that happens,
I'll acknowledge you

as my adversary.

[LILIANA]
[singing in foreign language]

[LILIANA]
[singing in foreign language]

Hm?

I thank you.

For everything you've done
to protect our town,

please know
I'm eternally grateful.

I appreciate you
saying that, Kiritaka.

I'm glad you came
out of it all right, too.

The whole time,
I was fully prepared to die.

But, somehow...

when I'd remember
Liliana's song...

it kept me alive.



[LILIANA]
[singing in foreign language]



[LILIANA]
[singing in foreign language]

[LILIANA]
[singing in foreign language]

-Subaru.
-Hm?

[SUBARU]
Oh, hey, Reinhard.

You know, if it wasn't for you
I don't think

I would've been able
to save Emilia.

So, I just want to say
thanks...for everything.

To help someone like you
was a...

[sighs]

To help a friend like you
was a tremendous honor.

Hey, you guys!

Thanks for listening!

[groans]



We'll have to wait a bit longer
to see each other again, Puck.

Which we owe to
all the hard work Beako put in.

And also, the kindness
Kiritaka showed us.

That's true, along with you
and everyone else.

Hm?



Subaru,
take a look over there.

Hm?

Hey, that's...Lusbel and Tina.

Yeah, that's right.

I almost forgot
this entire thing started

with us tryin' to rescue them.

[EMILIA]
I'm so glad they're both okay.

Maybe, but with the town
ending up like this,

do you think it might be
a little short sided

for us to only be happy
the two of them are safe?

No, just the opposite.

I mean we all worked hard
to make this happen.

So, I believe we ought
to rejoice in that.

You're right.

[chuckles]



[SUBARU]
Ricardo!

Hm?

Hey, bro!
Looks like you made it, too!

[SUBARU] Whoa!
What happened?

Oh, yeah.

Guess I got a little careless.

That's rough, man.

[RICARDO] After everything
I've been through,

it's a miracle
I've just lost one arm!

Oh, well, don't worry about it!

Yeah?

[SUBARU]
Sure.

By the way, where's Julius?

Oh, he's right there!

I was startin'
to get worried about him!

Hey, you jerk!

What are you doing
just wanderin' around?

Can't you see
we're all busy here?

Julius!

Gotta show your face
or I'm gonna worry about you!

Of course, that's how
everyone else here feels tool!

Subaru, are you saying
you know who I am?

-Huh?
-What is it, Subaru?

Everything all right?

Uh...Julius is acting weird.

[gasps]



[chuckles]

Huh?



Uh!

[gasps]



[grunts]

Julius, must be...

a friend of yours, Subaru?

[gasps]

THE RESULT OF
THE BATTLE FOR PRIESTELLA