01x10 - From Wretchneya with Love

[bunniefuu]

I hate this time of year. Everyone's in

love. It gets like this whenever

the butterflies return. Spring is here.

I agree. Who wants to fight the mutant

butterflies solo? I'm glad I have a

girlfriend. Since when? Dude, I've told

you about her like a million times. Dude,

I've got a girlfriend.

Did I tell you about my girlfriend? I

need to tell you something. What?

Girlfriend. Who is this girl? She's not

a girl. She's a woman, and I

met her on the Internet. Her name

is Shakana and she's a model. She's



me Boo and she's a model. She's

hot. Yeah, she's a model. Why do

you seem so surprised?Look at this

body, man. This body drives women crazy.

No arguments here. One look at me and

ladies have been known to just die from

lust. Lust kills them, but they're dead.

I'm a very, very sexy robot. OK, now

this is getting weird. Say it. Say I'm

sexy. All

of you say it.

Last call for flight 117 to the toxic

hills. OK, that's all of them. Have a

good flight.

What do you know about her?

BABE.

True.

Rich in desperate hotties. Are you sure

you can trust her? There's a lot of

freaks on the Internet dude. It's time

for you to get over your suspicion of

complete strangers we meet on the

Internet. You've become a snob. This girl

isn't some weirdo. I've known her for

almost 2 1/2 days. Not enough weapons.

Fine, but if he turns out to be a serial

k*ller and chops your head off, I don't

want to hear any crying. Did I cry the

last time?

If I say or do something you know isn't

true, would you be a Palin backed me up.

Did you lie to this girl? I told her I'm

super rich in 45. What? Look, there she

is.

Blessed us, honey Bear. Ohh. Let

me look at you. You're everything

I imagined. No, you are different

than I imagined. I imagined something

else. But here we are. We

can't go back in time. Blessed.

Staring at me with hungry eyes. Ohh.

This prevert is Thrasher. He's my

assistant. Assistant Shakana. Do you have

any luggage? Just a small handbag. Good.

I was afraid they lose it. So

blessed us. You promised me a ride

in your limousine. Of course.

Where am I supposed to get a limousine?

You're doing great, Paul. Thanks. Where

am I supposed to be headed anyway? My

mansion? You don't have a mansion. I

don't have a limo either, but I'm in one,

by the way.

I didn't.

Are you going to open the door for us?

Well, we're at your mansion, boss. How do

you propose we get inside? Easy. I just

need to find my spare key. Here it is.

Connor, the newspapers are right, the

poor are revolting. Ohh, I agree,

the poor are revolting. Dad, you

totally cracked me up. Blessed us.

You told me this was your.

Who are these people? That, honey, is

a good question with an equally good

answer that Thrasher will help me

concoct. This is ridiculous. You can't

keep telling her one crazy lie after

another. It appears I can. The truth

is, these people are ghosts. Yes, wayward

spirits that refuse to believe. They

don't exist, Tad. Is that true? Do

we like die? Are we ghosts? I

guess? Whose son? Perhaps we should get

into the spirit of things. Ohh. Gutter,

what has gotten into you today?

That's funny.

Where's Chuck Sauna? She's powdering her

nose, but when she gets back you're going

to confess what a big fiber you are.

Oh, oh, oh.

He deserves the truth.

Hot girlfriend that is going on in here.

Tell her or I will not shocks on

it. I have some bad news. I've been

lying to you. I'm not 45, I'm not

rich, I don't own the Police Department.

What about winning the chili cook off?

Was that lie too?

It's OK, blessed us everyone lies. I told

you I was going to powder my nose and

I really went #2 So you're you're fine

that you flew from another planet only to

hear one giant lie after another blast

us. I don't mind that you lied to me.

I know you are trying to impress me. I'm

just glad you're normal. There are so

many freaks on the Internet haha.

Make me feel like Princess but better

back home in Virginia. Princess

portfolio. Then it dawned on me. Princess

is not royalty. Princess is donkey. But

I'm with you, I feel chocolate.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

All I know is this has been the best



an honest woman of me. Blastus. I love

you, but I can't wait forever. Who? What

are you saying? We get married, Big

wedding, lots of presents, Invite the

whole town. Honeymoon adopted babies to

preserve sexy body higher nanny who

steals from us look orange sailor

just like storybook yes Mary so

soon that's that's crazy.

Crazy awesome.

I'm marrying an ill*gal alien and I'm

still in high school. I am so going to

get a reality show. At first I was

against this marriage, but she's a model

who's into short, fat, selfish liars.

She's she's obviously your soul mate.

This has been 4 hours. She's not coming.

You're wrong. I make her feel like

donkey. No, he's right. She left

a note that says she's not

coming. It's like



Ohh, she really means it. Lasts are

stealing all the wedding presents in the

backroom. She even gave me one. Ohh, it's

a juicer score. She lied to me again.

First it was about going #2 now she faked

the wedding and stole the presents. You

know, I don't know if I can still trust

her. Alright, that's it.

Unless she's going #2 then I'm going to

wait. And when she's done, heads are

going to roll. You're

still feeding us, right?

Dana, you're stealing the wedding

presents. Don't give me the high and

mighty look you robots on insane who's

think you are so much better than Regina

and we are sick of you being right. I

come from poor planets desperately short

on home appliances in bath linens. We

haven't had gravy boats since the mines

closed so. Then

still presents. Wow, that's actually the

dumbest thing I've ever heard. You

stomped on my friend's art for a salad

shaker. You want to fight? I'll burn you.

This bag has Panini press. I'll k*ll you

before I let you take it. Yeah.

Yeah.



Now I will cut you into what's

going on in here, Blastus, your

girlfriend not only scammed you to steal

the wedding presents, she's a pirate

who's done this to thousands of guys.

Let me explain something to you. She's

a model dude. Really blasting. As you

can see, I have lied and betrayed.

I never wanted to marry you.

I'm still gonna tell people you're

my girlfriend.

How did it go?

Including this.

Wish we could hire people to be ghosts

for us. OK OK well don't be discouraged.

Being a ghost might have its benefits I

guess so they could totally have fun

scaring people. Hey look, there's a dork

from my school. Going to go make him

pee honey. It says don't walk. Ohh hello,

we're ghosts now. The cars will totally

pass right through me. Ohh of course. So

gunner, won't that be fun?

I don't think we're dead. Well, I think

MW is.

Little help?

That's still fine.

Ohh what did the street get

so grizzly?

Sweet dreams.