02x08 - John, Jacky, Yvonne and the General

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Georges!

Georges, I'll give you a cigarette!

My wife!

The b*stard!

May 31, 1961, 8:34 a.m.

Landing of the
Boeing 707 presidential

at Orly airport.

8h45,
boarding of the official American delegation

on board the vehicles provided
for France.

9:45am, arrival of the presidential couple
American to Paris,

by Porte d'Orléans.

10h04.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

The drivers of
are communists.

We don't know.

That's the problem:
you don't know anything.

Let's ask.

10.04am, crossing the Seine

by the Alexander III bridge.

Guaranteed escort
by the Republican guards squad.

The Republican guards
are communists.

That's an obsession!

You have to confess that...

The Communists are
everywhere.

We talk the same about the Jews.

That's what it was all about and in the end,

the result was not good at all.

10h15,

official receipt from the President
John Fitzgerald Kennedy

by General De Gaulle.

He's got communists in the government.

Of course not!
It is a government of national unity.

We're out of the w*r!

We refuse to discuss the visit
of President Kennedy

with communist sympathizers.

That's an exaggeration.

We want to talk to your superior.

-All right, let's go.
-You don't have to.

(eng) No Need.
In Private.

All right, then.

If you have no problems
to sh**t your president,

to k*ll one of his
colleagues will be very easy.

Very easy.

An expl*sive device was left
at the Aux Dames de France store.

He's gonna explode in an hour.
Long live French Algeria, long live OAS!

Hurry up! Hurry up!

Everybody in the backyard,
Let's go!

Maurice?

You refused to see me,

I had to employ
effective means.

Effective means?

Is that your thing?

I said, Irene. I am a dangerous man.

-Maurice...
-Stay calm, there's no b*mb.

You're grotesque.
I'll let my colleagues know.

-And Moïse?
-How is it?

I know you have a lover.
Is it Moise? Is it Georges Préjean?

Moise, Judas, Caïn...
Leave me alone, Maurice.

Go home now.
I'll forget everything.

I'm not.
I really like my new life.

I don't get bored anymore, I have fun.
I revived.

With that little maid's blouse?
Look at you!

You're a colonel's wife!

Not for long.
I'm going to get a divorce.

Think of our honor,
in our reputation.

I don't care about your honor
and my reputation.

I'm sending you home.

No.

If you want w*r, it will be w*r.

You're gonna need the Army
to make me come back.

I don't have a lover, I have several.

We are aware of the importance of
President Kennedy's visit to Paris.

The future of the world is at stake.

Your agents don't realize
the greatness of the communist danger.

Our service, like yours, I imagine,

permanently monitors the USSR
and their satellite countries.

The Communists are not only there!

They're for everything. They're here.

Gentlemen, I ask you to be careful...
what they're talking about.

You're talking about France.

We know that the KGB has just recruited
an agent of your services.

What's it like?

Someone from your agency

has just connected with the Soviets.

Be precise, please.

He's a spy, a deserter...
or a double agent?

We don't know.

I'll take care of it personally.

Get back to the fights,
we must not arouse suspicion.

-With your three agents?
-Calot,

Jacquard and Moulinier
are exceptional agents.

Men whose integrity dignifies

the whole free world.
Our free world.

I wanted your service
had such elements.

What are you doing, Maurice?
you didn't go to work?

Sir.

Do you like the lady's things, Marthe?

Here, they're for you.

And your payment.
Go back to Sarthe, Marthe.

I've been working for you for 20 years.

Thanks for the 20 years.
Goodbye.

I need to get my
shirt on your bed.

Not here.

Tell me something nice.

I love you.

Personally, I worry...

I got your message.

You are still in contact
with you know who?

Sort of. I give him a message
and he gives me messages.

If not, it's good morning and good night.

I have a message for him.

Go ahead.

I know you know who
hired one of our own.

And I know who it is.

Finish him off, then!

I want him alive.

Do you need to propose
something to you knows who.

I'm ready to give you know who

the names of two susceptible elements
to go to your house knows who.

And where do these elements come from?

From where you know.

-Are you sure?
-Yeah.

Tell who you know who
to set up a meeting.

I'll send one of us
to make the exchange.

It's someone who's going to
home of you know who

against both names
that you know from where. Do you understand?

It's perfectly clear.

In the name of good faith.

One of two possible deserters.

Two agents from where you know
impregnated with the Bolshevik ideal.

They can easily change
for you know who.

Both names for our agent.
I await your message.

Now, I can tell you,
darling, that I've never k*lled.

Remove the cartridges
when you were looking for your shoes.

It's an abuse of trust.

You can't say that the Communists
they suck.

They suck.

They were very active
in the liberation of France.

Allow me to say that Yves Montand
it's not sh*t.

Yves who?

Here, the proof.
He slept with Marilyn Monroe.

Everybody did that.

She had an affair with
President Kennedy.

Everybody did that.

You elected anyone.

Instead of looking for problems
in our communists,

it seems to me that you
should be concerned

with all your
enemies or not friends

including the Soviet Union,
without a doubt,

but also Cuba, the mob, Mexico,
Nicaragua,

Korea, North Vietnam...

He went for a walk.

And, of course, Monte-Carlo.

Monte-Carlo?

You can blame them for infiltrating...
an agent near the prince.

Grace Kelly is not a CIA agent.

Then explain to us

as an actress who worked
with Clark Gable, James Stewart...

Gary Cooper, Hitchcock...

An actress who won an Oscar...

chose to live with a huge man
in a casino?

True love!

True love
doesn't last long.

Noon and a half.
Shall we have lunch?

That's a good idea.

You guys have lunch here?

No napkin, no cutlery,
without a plate of the day?

And no wine?

It's a good sandwich.

They give me more fear
than the Communists.

The Communists have lunch.
Several times a week.

Come in!

They left that letter at reception,
for you.

Thank you. Thank you.

HOTEL DU LION D'OR,
ROOM 7, FIVE O'CLOCK.

Are the restaurants closed?

Moulinier, I need you.

Merlaux?

No, Merlaux,
No!

Stop it, Merlaux.

Stop! Merlaux!

What's the matter with you, Merlaux?

Are you out of your mind?

Merlaux!

You have a date
with a French agent.

HOTEL DU LION D'OR
ROOM 7, FIVE O'CLOCK.

You're scoundrels and bandits.

They don't even have faith,
no law, no honor.

They have no humanity.
You are worthless!

That's why I trust you.

I have a mission for you.

And she needs all the qualities
that I've just listed.

I want to know who sees who, where,
when, how and why.

I'm accessible day and night.

Attention, men are dangerous.

Women are...

Untrustworthy.

Let me know as soon as you locate them.
and await my instructions.

Don't do anything.

Come in!

Moise said he needed me.

Yes.

I want us to review
the c*ck calendar

for the next quarter.

Since when is he alive?

Ever since, I guess.

I'm kind of silly sometimes!

I'm very happy, André!

You're kind, Marie-Jo.

You're the spy.

And you, the agent?

I'm sorry about your choice, André.
France has lost a great agent.

She just won one.

I need to search you, Marie-Jo.

I need to search you, too,
Andre.

I find Moise negligent.
To send an agent in mission without weapon!

I'm starting, Andre.

Not him. He's more concerned
with your progress

-and retirement points.
-Andre...

Or is it additional proof
of the arrogance of the capitalists.

I'm sorry, Marie-Jo.

It's terrible.

That's terrible news.

Oh, my God, why did he do that?

I don't know,
he's fully indoctrinated.

He's dead.

Mr. Moïse, I...

Now you're an agent,
Marie-Jo.

Stop calling me "sir."

Moise, I'm so sorry...

From now on,
feelings have no turn.

Only missions matter.

I know, but I k*lled André.

As painful as it is,
the mission has been accomplished.

Marie-Jo,

he was no longer Andre Merlaux.
as we know it

and we love.

Don't console me, Mr. Moïse,
I'm full of tears.

Are you satisfied, gentlemen?

No more red on the job?

Shall we resume discussions?

What's with the mess?

What did you guys do?

You're the one who made me come.
to France, Sidi Colonel.

Me? Why would I do that?

It's because of the desert,
maybe you don't remember.

We were Sidi Jacky and I,

we take the Gerboise
green for the desert.

Then we eat monkey

and the two of them cried
when we buried Irene.

-Irene?
-Yes.

I don't understand anything
of what you're telling me.

You said, "Moquard,
you're my friend,

come to Paris."
Well, I'm here.

I'm sorry, but I can come back...
to Algeria? Or...

Marie-Jo!

The pants leave you with the big a*s.

Is that so?

-Thank you.
-Of course, we're friends.

Gentlemen, let's resume.

Now that our American friends
they're sure...

About...?

It's classified.

Our preparatory meeting
for President Kennedy's visit

you can go on. Calot?

10.04am, passage of the Seine over the bridge
Alexander III. Guaranteed escort

by a Republican guard squad

10:15 a.m., President's official reception

John Fitzgerald Kennedy
by General De Gaulle.

10:20am, private meeting
between General De Gaulle,

President Kennedy and his wives.

Mr. John Fitzgerald Kennedy
and his wife Jackie Kennedy.

General De Gaulle
and his wife Yvonne de Gaulle.

In France, we avoid disdain...
when you're invited,

is rude.

You also disdained.

Yeah, but we're in our house.

What's so funny?

Are they gonna start over?

Gentlemen, I'm going to ask you all
to come to their senses.

No one in this room has forgotten
that if the U.S. helped France...

to regain his freedom,

France also helped
the United States in its quest

for independence.
I therefore ask,

working
in a spirit of respect and friendship.

-I'm sorry.
-All right.

11 a.m., General de Gaulle...

Who let foreigners in
without telling me?

Central Intelligence Agency.

I don't get it.

CIA.

CIA.

These gentlemen are CIA, Colonel.

Our two services coordinate
the next visit

from President Kennedy to Paris.

What's so funny?

Are you laughing at the general?

No!

How dare you?
I suggest

to return to their new country,
no past, no history, no culture,

without roots and protect
your typing mixer

and your pretentious big-footed a*s!

And while you're here,
to take your Coke,

your chewing gum, your music,
your herbal cigarettes

and everything that goes with it!
In short, go home!

We'll take over security
of our president.

We don't want to collaborate with you.

President Kennedy will be on the move...
into an American convertible,

directed by an American patriot
and escorted

by American patriots!

Americans!

Communists!

Gentlemen!

It's a big loss.

A huge loss.

She was a promising agent.

Wasn't it?

It was.

Marie-Jo was without
doubt the best agent.

But I'm not
at the service of France,

I'm in the service of the USSR.

Mission accomplished, tovaritch.

The KGB is waiting for you in Moscow.

Here are the tickets.

Paris-Tunis, Tunis-Tripoli,

Tripoli-Geneva, Geneva-Amsterdam,
Amsterdam-Moscow!

It's to keep him from being followed.

And it's cheaper.

The answer to your question is
"Yes."

What question?

The one who made me without doing it

and the one that doesn't
I could answer right away.

I don't understand, Mr. Calot.

I agree to marry you.

Mr. Calot, I...

It wasn't about that,
you little skit?

Some kind of bridal dance?

Things have changed, Calot, I...

I don't want to get married anymore.
I have other perspectives.

-What's his name?
-Who?

Who caused that change.

Moise, my boss. It was he who
made me the woman I am.

I propose to do
of you being the woman who was...

Jean-René...

When you're the woman you were,
we'll see where it is.

I don't love you.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Don't worry. Don't worry.
I don't love who you are anymore.

I love who you'll be
back to the way it was.

Go ahead.

Your wife is in a bar.
Le Colibri.

Moïse is in a bar.

Le Colibri?

No, Caesar.

What am I supposed to do?
Do I go there?

Hello?
Am I going or not?

No, I'm coming.

No, don't worry about it.

No one wonders about
where that little piece of paper came from.

It is of interest to the
intermediaries.

And no one will ever ask.

"Proletarians from all over the country,

unite!"

Not too close.

I k*lled
Andre.

I'm so sorry!

I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

I k*lled André!

No, no, no and no!

-Marie-Jo, no!
-What happened?

He cried too much.

They'll never believe it.

Let's go.

I k*lled André.

I'm so sorry!

-Very good!
-Right.

-Yeah, now.
-Great.