[theme music playing]
- Enjoy your office while you got it.
- Yep, Dougie's office soon.
[Dougie] Jamaican Jerk Sauce!
[cheers and applause]
Whoo-hoo!
[Doug] I can't trust you!
And this changes everything!
Triukas for the win. [Laughs]
Hide your gum 'cause I want to chew on some Big Red.
- There's one last picture.
- Oh.
[Jimmy] It's in that time capsule,
and that is why I've got to find it.
[theme music continues]
We're gonna try and mix up some spicy applesauce.
[grunting]
[cheering]
Let's go!
We have a deal.
We're signing the papers tomorrow.
[theme music continues]
[Anthony] Triukas is gonna say whatever it takes.
They don't really care about the company
and that's a big thing to Doug.
You know, these employees are people.
These employees are his family.
- Hey. Good morning, Helen.
- Good morning.
Good morning.
- [Anthony] How are you feeling today?
- [Helen] Good.
Morning, everybody.
[Dougie] I just think I'm gonna tell my dad...
I'm just gonna lay it all on the table
with spicy applesauce.
And since you were a part of it,
I just want to like, you know...
- Present it together?
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
[Doug] I think it's gonna be a lot of fun,
and I'm excited about this deal.
Just think about this,
this is your last day of the retreat.
Oh, my God. I know.
- This is your last retreat.
- Yeah.
- You look great.
- Thank you.
You look like a million bucks. You should...
You know what you should do? You should be
the president of Men's Wearhouse
- or something after this, you know?
- Oh!
[Doug] If you would've been in a tuxedo last night,
I don't know. You might've won.
- I know. Exactly. [Mumbles]
- You might have won.
- [laughs] Look at 'em! Yeah!
- [Dougie] Look who it is, the man.
[all cheering]
- [Amy] Hello, handsome!
- [Doug] Thank you! Thank you very much.
Now, today's a big day, folks. Last day of the retreat.
Add today, I'm going to sign the deal with Triukas.
[producer] It's the last day of the retreat.
- We're gonna do one word.
- [PJ] Mmm.
- [producer] How are you feeling, PJ?
- Anxious.
- Acceptance.
- Sentimental.
- Safe.
- Courageous.
- Family.
- Suspicious.
- [Jackie] Mmm.
- [Other Anthony] Mmm.
But let me tell ya,
Triukas is making this a day to remember.
They have set up a very special,
five-star, turf-and-surf brunch for everyone...
Surf-and-turf - ...at the top of the hill.
- [all] Ooh!
- [PJ] Okay!
On the bucket list of retreat duties...
- Yeah.
- We only have one thing left to do.
To open up that time capsule and let's see what's going on!
- [all cheering]
- [Jimmy] Doug, Doug.
[Doug] Absolutely, right?
- Look. Look. Look at Jimmy. Look at Jimmy.
- We gotta check it out!
- [laughs]
- [Doug] If not now, when? Yeah.
Doug, I'm sorry. I actually...
I really tried looking for it, man.
I mean, I looked everywhere. Anthony even helped. Like...
I got a metal detector, everything. Couldn't find it.
[Doug] What-what is he talking about?
Jimmy, I have it. I had this in my office.
What?
If one of us got one of those joke
chain emails or something like that,
could I still forward it around?
Well, bring it over here
and let's open this thing up, buddy.
- [Doug] Come on! Yes!
- I got it!
[producer] Jimmy, you've been very focused
on finding this time capsule.
Can you, like, elaborate? Are you sentimental?
Um... [laughs] I mean...
Well, uh...
- You know what?
- [Anthony] ...it.
Come here, come here.
I would just come clean and just tell him
before he pulls it out and everybody sees.
- [Doug] Captain Fun, buddy.
- Yeah?
- Can you help me open this thing?
- Uh, yeah, absolutely.
- I don't know how to do it.
- Let's see.
Did he seal... Did you say the seals
need to be cut a little bit?
- [Amy] I can't wait!
- [PJ] Whoo!
[Amy] What did we put in it?
May I take a sneak peak of what
the things that are in here?
Sure, go ahead. This is exciting.
So, what do you see? Tell me what you're looking at
- because we would like to know what it is.
- [Anthony] Uh...
[Dougie] Bust it open.
Um, some very...
- [Doug] Come on. Let's go, man.
- It's definitely...
- Go ahead and show.
- Okay.
- [Doug] Sure.
- [Anthony] So first and foremost,
we have one of the first bottle of Rockin' Grandma's.
- [Doug] That's great.
- [all cheering]
- [Dougie] That's awesome.
- [Doug] Not edible, though. Not edible.
[Anthony] Not edible. I wouldn't recommend it.
Oh!
What looks like to be a thumb drive.
Maybe some memories on there.
- [Doug] We got this thing and it's a...
- [Amy] I can help you with that.
[Doug] All right, all right. What else?
- We have a ribbon.
- Ah, ah, ah. Let me see this.
Bud's List, ladies and gentlemen.
If you had Bud's List, you made it.
And now, from what I understand,
Bud sold out. He's selling ketchup right now.
- [Anthony] Okay.
- What else you got, buddy?
We have what looks like to be a picture
but obviously it's been in the ground,
- so the picture is not visible.
- Let me see.
- That's a shame.
- Dang, it really tore apart.
What is this? Does anybody know what this is a picture of?
- [Jackie] I don't remember.
- [Jimmy] Who knows?
[Doug] Who put a picture in the time
capsule? That'll explain who did it.
Yeah.
- Wasn't me.
- Wasn't that long ago.
Speak up. I will be your ally if you speak up.
My Sagebrush experience was freeing to me.
So, you know what? I'm gonna tell you
what I put in that time capsule.
- [Anthony] I know that's right.
- [PJ] Oh!
- [Jackie] What was it?
- I went into Doug's office
- and he had a cup of coffee on his desk.
- [giggling]
[Jimmy] Doug was not in there.
And I was like, Oh, you know what I'm gonna do?
- I'm gonna t-bag Doug's coffee.
- [PJ] Jimmy...
- With my testicles.
- [laughs]
[Steve] Wow.
Did you empty the coffee out and give him a fresh cup?
[all] Jimmy!
[groaning]
No one tell my dad, all right?
- Claire, can you play the video?
- Yeah.
[Doug] Please do.
[murmuring]
- [Helen] Oh!
- [Doug] Oh, my God.
[Dougie] I want to get a message for the time capsule...
- Bro!
- Yo!
- You had a beard? Oh, my.
- [Steve laughs]
You look like you out in the wild. For real.
[Dougie] ♪ Da, da, da, da ♪
- Jimmy with hair?
- [Dougie] Yo.
I miss it.
- We're gonna be raising this kid.
- Hold on!
- Oh, Jackie had one cooking?
- Man...
I will have gone to some island and become the queen.
[all laughing]
I felt like we time traveled for a second
'cause I'm so used to looking at them as they are now.
It was kind of crazy. Everybody looks different now.
Nobody looks the same.
Cheers!
What was in that cup?
[laughs]
[Dougie] Yo.
Oh, guys!
That was dope.
The time capsule video was incredible to see
'cause, like, I would pop in the office
here and there, and like...
These guys were all strangers
and now they're, like, legit family,
and it's all 'cause of this retreat.
So, I'm really grateful for that.
Listen, I know that things are gonna
be different after I sign this deal.
And I know that change can be hard
and the unknown kinda scary.
But I just wanna tell you that I really,
really believe this is for the best.
And we got a great deal.
You're all gonna be able to stay together.
[zap]
[Doug] And that's the most important thing, isn't it?
- [all] Yes.
- Rockin' Grandma's...
has always been a family business, and it always will be...
because I consider each and every one of you...
to be family.
[emotional sigh] Go up there and have
a great brunch. You know?
Just have a ball. You deserve it.
This is the end of our retreat
but the beginning of a new era for Rockin' Grandma's!
- [all cheering]
- [Doug] I love you!
- [Doug] Love you so much!
- [Jimmy] Love you, Doug!
I can be here, Doug.
[producer] What are your thoughts on the pending deal?
I would be lying if I said I wasn't
a little bit conflicted in my own heart
and a little bit topsy-turvy, I guess.
Yeah, but what Doug said
really just resonated and reminded me that
he still has all of our best interest at hand.
And I trust him and I trust that he knows what's up.
He's doing what's right, so...
Yeah.
I will say this. If Triukas thinks they can just come in
and do whatever they feel like they wanna do,
they're in for a rude awakening.
[Helen] Amen to that.
- [Jackie] You better preach.
- [Amy] Mm-hmm.
[Steve] No, for real.
[lively music playing]
[Elizabeth] Yeah, we're ready to go.
I love the Triukas bibs.
[accordion playing]
Dougie. Are you guys... Are you doing okay?
Yeah. Look, Dad.
- You don't have to sell.
- [Doug] I don't have to sell?
No, because look. We've been cookin' up spicy applesauce.
It's really, really good.
We have an amazing flavor profile. You don't have to sell.
Yeah, but Dougie, this doesn't really change anything.
I mean, this is great, you know?
You could show it to Elizabeth
and take your management training
and this is a good thing, so...
But it's not gonna change the deal.
The deal's being done today, buddy.
Soon as that notary gets here, we're going.
- [Dougie] Okay.
- [Doug] Okay?
- Give me a hug. You know I love you.
- I love you.
I don't really know what to expect
but Dad said that Triukas has like,
a management training program
that I'll get started on. So...
I guess I'm looking forward to that.
- [Anthony] Hey.
- [Dougie] One last try.
[Anthony] I think he...
But I'll just show it to them, I guess, you know?
Yeah. You still have this.
Okay, now it's going through different channels,
but this is still something you came up with,
this is still your family's business.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah. I just wish there was more I could do, you know?
[Anthony] Yeah.
All right. This is fabulous, you guys.
You've got the bibs ready?
Oh, I love that cloth.
I'm so glad we didn't do the plastic.
Oh, this one has a little but of a...
- That's a little dirty. Why don't we...
- No.
- Yeah.
- No, no, no.
[Jackie] Wow!
Whoa!
- Oh, my God.
- I was not expecting this.
- HI, Elizabeth. Hi. Good to see you.
- Hi, how are you?
Your singing was just so lovely last night.
Thank you, thank you.
I feel like I'm at an award show!
- [Amy] Yes!
- [Claire] I know.
- Hi! How you doing?
- Well, how about yourself?
- Oh, I'm great! Welcome, welcome!
- [Amy] How are you?
- Oh, my goodness.
- [Amy] Thank you for having us.
[Elizabeth] Thank you, thank you.
- Hello, Doug. Crab bib?
- No.
[Elizabeth] Welcome, you guys! Welcome, welcome!
Look around and tell me where we are.
Who can name where we are? Anyone?
[Amy] At dinner.
- [Elizabeth] Brunch, brunch.
- [PJ] Brunch!
- Or, yeah.
- [Elizabeth] But, you know, close!
- Halfway up the second mountain?
- Close.
I love that you're getting
my whole second mountain approach.
- We're at the top of the first mountain.
- Okay, top of the first.
Because we are, you know, taking in the view
and we are celebrating how far you all have come.
So, today we brought in all-you-can-eat surf and turf.
So, that's crab legs, and...
- Wait, did you say crab?
- I did.
I love crab! Do you know what type, actually?
I bet you guys got stone 'cause it's so expensive.
Yes, Claire, you got it.
It's top of the line, whatever it is.
- Look, this is just our way...
- The [bleep]?
Of letting you know what's in store when the deal is signed
and you all work for Triukas.
Top of the line? She doesn't even know what type.
[Elizabeth] All right. So, enjoy!
[sighs] The notary just canceled on me.
You don't have your own notary?
- He's not coming. No.
- [Elizabeth] Oh.
- [Doug] This is not a problem.
- [Elizabeth] Okay.
[Doug] You know what? I'm gonna go back
down the hill. I will get us a notary.
[Claire] Did she say it's all-you-can-eat?
Yeah, I'll come with. Yes, it's all you can eat.
Hey, guys, I gotta run down.
I gotta get a new notary,
but enjoy your food. We'll be back.
[Doug] Have a great lunch. Great lunch.
[Elizabeth] Doug, I'm gonna come with you.
Yeah, you guys come with me.
- All right. Enjoy this brunch, you guys.
- [Anthony] Thank you, guys.
We're just gonna take care of a couple fine details.
[Elizabeth] We should probably find
a notary. I don't know why he...
[Jackie] Our own notary? That's fancy.
[Steve] Yeah, I guess so.
I'm sure they're signing deals all day,
so that would be handy for them,
but what do we need our own notary for?
You know what I'm saying?
[mimicking Elizabeth] "Do you have your own notary?"
[laughs]
- These are so squishy.
- I know.
Amy, this is a very fancy thing that we're doing for us.
So, let's be on our best behavior.
- [Helen] No.
- [Jackie] Oh, there she goes.
No, I'm gonna get messy.
I'm gonna be slurping crab like no one's watching.
Right.
- I'm finna dig it.
- Yes!
- Thank you. Thank you, sir.
- You're very welcome. Enjoy.
- Oh, wow.
- And they crack the legs open already?
And they crack the legs open?
Wow! Top notch.
- [Kate] Okay.
- [Jimmy] Now you're talking.
I can't believe I'm last.
It's like they're torturing me on purpose.
Feels like Elizabeth is doing this to me personally.
They're so next level. Like, this is going
to be so weird to get used to.
'Cause we would, like, do things a little bit differently,
and it's a little strange that they're going to this level.
What do you mean?
We've gone out, but that was like before
we were trying to close a really big deal.
[Jackie] Mmm.
[PJ] Yeah, 'cause we already got the deal. Like...
So this just feels like a really big thank-you.
[Steve] Right.
I mean, you gotta remember, these are
the same people that did bring in Sia.
- So, this is not...
- Yeah, that's true.
[squeals] Thank you so much!
Mm, mm, mm!
It is good.
[PJ] Well, how many snack bites would y'all give it?
Three, two, one.
[all grunting]
- [Claire continues grunting]
- [Anthony] Somebody's still going.
- [Jackie] Claire's going still.
- [PJ] Nice!
[Claire moaning]
- [Anthony] Yo, Claire.
- What?
You thinking about sh**ting your shot with Elizabeth?
What? No, did you hear what she said?
She didn't even know what type of crab it was.
And in my experience,
people who don't like crab are bad in bed.
So, on to the next one.
- [Amy] Huh?
- Yeah, oh, thank you.
[vehicle approaching]
Uh, it's getting kind of hot, right?
- I'm kind of comfy.
- I'm sweating.
Hey, Anthony. So, Doug did order a new notary.
So, we need you to come down and wait for the new notary
and then take him to the business center
so that Doug can get the deal signed.
- Yup, that's what I'm here for.
- Thank you.
- [Steve] Duty calls, huh?
- [Anthony] Right.
- Hopefully I'll be back.
- [Steve] We got you.
- [Steve] More crab when you come back!
- Please and thank you. Don't eat it all.
[Claire clearing throat]
- [Amy] You okay?
- I'm itchy.
The fancy dinner, the fancy table and chairs.
[Marjorie chuckles] And I'm your fancy dirt limo.
- [Anthony] Yeah.
- [Marjorie] [laughs]
[coughs]
Hello, sir.
- Hello.
- Hey, how are you?
- Well, and yourself?
- Good.
- Is this Rockin' Grandma's?
- Yep, yep. My name's Anthony.
- Arnold Goss.
- Nice to meet you.
- How are you? Sorry I'm running late.
- No, you're fine, man.
- [Arnold] My GPS isn't working and...
- [Anthony] Really? Wow.
Yeah, and I don't know if it's a hardware
issue or if it's a software issue.
I just... Jesus Christ. So sorry.
- [Anthony] All good, man.
- [Arnold] You know, you get rushed
and these types of things happen. How's your day going?
It's going all right. How about yourself?
Sounds like maybe a rough start but...
A little stressful.
It's all right. You'll get through it, man.
I appreciate it. All right, cool.
- Gorgeous day.
- Yeah, it is.
You know, we appreciate you coming out
and helping us get through this...
I guess, deal.
- [Doug] Hey.
- [Anthony] Hello, hello.
This is Arnold Goss, the notary.
[Doug] Nice to meet you. I'm Doug.
I like when there's a bunch of stuff to crack.
- [Amy laughs]
- [coughs]
- [Elizabeth] Hi. So, we're all set.
- [Doug] Yeah.
- Thank you.
- Oh, my God. I left my stamps in the car.
- Are we all set? What?
- I left my stamps in the car.
Uh, okay. Well, go get them.
- [Arnold] Okay.
- [Elizabeth] As quick as you can.
Pretty important part of the notary.
- Um, maybe someone can help him?
- Yeah. Give him a hand?
Yeah, I got you.
Quick as you can, please. Quick as you can.
[Arnold] This is not... I'm really good at my job.
[Anthony] No, well, I believe it.
I believe it, man. I know you had a rough day.
Um, and I know that it can seem a bit stressful.
But just take a minute. Breathe.
Slow is smooth and smooth is fast.
- [Arnold] Thank you, thank you.
- [Anthony] You're gonna be great.
- How long have you been working here?
- I'm just a temporary assistant,
but I have learned quickly the culture of...
- the two companies.
- Oh, interesting. The two companies?
Yeah. So, the guys in the black suits,
they're creating a partnership.
I don't know exactly what the deal is, but...
You gotta be kidding me.
- Keys in the car?
- I think so.
Yeah.
Okay.
The problem is...
When I get these back to back calls,
I get in a rush and I throw myself in
- I apologize.
- [Anthony] All good, man.
I'll let you go in there and just inform them.
- I'll talk to Ms. Marjorie.
- Yeah.
[Anthony] I know we'll have to call a locksmith.
[Arnold] Yeah, that's a good idea.
I'm gonna run in there and just get started.
So, he left his stamp in the car
and then he locked his keys in the car.
Okay. Let's go see what they wanna do.
- Wait, what?
- Don't worry about it.
We'll get a locksmith, we'll get his
car opened, and it's not a problem.
We'll get this deal done any minute.
I have most of my stuff, so we can get started.
Okay. We need the stamp pad.
That's the most important thing.
You know what? We're gonna get the locksmith.
- I'm dispatching one now.
- [Elizabeth] We can take care of that.
You know what? I think it's best we have
a little more direct line to efficiency.
Um, we were supposed to sign this deal
an hour and a half ago.
We need to check in with our home office.
- We just need to let Luis know that...
- We'll let Janelle know.
- Luis is on waiting.
- We might need to get on before that.
Okay. Well, then you know what?
Why don't you just use the space?
We need to sign this deal today.
One hundred percent. I understand. We will.
- Hey, Arnold?
- [breathing heavily]
- [Doug] Arnold!
- Yeah.
Okay. Oh, you know, Can we get some coffees?
- [Doug] You hungry?
- Yeah.
Come on, pal. Let's get you some lunch. Come on, buddy.
[Arnold] I appreciate it. It's just been very stressful.
They're rewarding him for screwing up. Like, what?
[Doug] We're gonna get you
some food, pal. You have a bad day?
- [Arnold] Yeah, I had back-to-backs.
- [Doug] Trust me, you just got lucky.
Your day is about to get better.
What do you think about turf and surf?
- [Marjorie] Whoo!
- [Arnold] Oh, I appreciate that.
[Arnold] So you don't want to make a mistake,
and I think I take on some of that stress.
[Anthony] This right here where we're going,
hopefully it can relieve some of
that stress that you were going through.
You got this job for a reason, man. You got it.
- [Arnold] Thanks, man.
- [Anthony] Absolutely.
[Arnold] You're making me feel a lot...
[Anthony] Good. Good. I'm glad I can do that.
[coughs]
- [Arnold] Wait, is this for real?
- [Anthony] Yeah, all you can eat.
- [murmuring]
- [Steve] Welcome back, my bro.
- Glad to be back.
- [Jackie] Welcome.
- Hey, everybody, this is Arnold.
- Hi, Arnold.
- He's the notary.
- Okay! How are you?
- So, enjoy...
- Great. I just got here.
- Claire.
- What? [Clears throat]
- [Doug] Your face!
- [all gasping]
What? What?
Oh, my God. It's like broken out.
I mean, what's going on with you?
- Let me see.
- [Amy] Oh, my God! Claire!
- [Kate] Yeah, you're in hives.
- Are you okay?
Yeah. I mean, I'm allergic to shellfish,
but I love it so much. It's usually fine.
- [PJ] Why did you eat so many?
- [coughs]
No, it's... I just have to take a Benadryl.
- Oh, I have a Benadryl in my car.
- You're allergic?
- [Claire] Oh, okay. So, can...
- But I locked the keys inside.
- [Jackie] Wait, you need a Benadryl?
- [Claire] Yeah.
- [Jackie] Hold on.
- [Amy] Are you okay?
- [Doug] She's not okay.
- [Jackie] I don't know. I'm looking.
[clears throat] Oh, it's actually...
I think it'll be bad if I don't get Benadryl.
- [clears throat]
- [Amy] You need to. Go get Benadryl.
Well, I don't actually even know if the medic had any
because we got cleaned out last week.
One of the Malibu Realtors [bleep] a beehive.
- [clears throat]
- [Amy] Oh, my...
- Let's get you something, though.
- [Doug] Yes.
Anthony, do you mind coming down?
I might have to take her to the hospital.
So, I just need someone to kind of deal
with the Triukas stuff and everything.
Yeah, of course.
There's actually something I need
to take care of. So, I'm gonna go, too.
- [Amy] No, Claire, what are you doing?
- What?
I just want a couple!
- [Amy] Put them down!
- Okay, fine!
- [Amy] Take care of yourself!
- I can't have anything!
- [Claire groaning]
- [Jackie] Wait, how she mad at us?
[Claire clearing throat]
[Claire clearing throat]
[Dougie] Marjorie, be careful, this is where I...
that's where I lost the golf cart.
- [Marjorie] I know.
- [Claire clearing throat]
[Marjorie] Anthony, Triukas ordered coffees,
and you need to deliver them to the conference room.
[Anthony] Okay.
So, you're going to receive the coffee with me?
[Dougie] I have to grab something from my room.
[Claire clearing throat]
[Other Anthony] I didn't give you a heads-up, Amy. But...
- [Amy] Yeah?
- Number one on the list
- is get all my boxes from Helen's...
- Right.
- And to yours.
- [Amy] That's fine.
Okay, cool. Yeah.
[PJ] [gasps] We're doing this? You're moving in?
- [Other Anthony] Yeah.
- [Amy] Yeah.
- [Jackie] That's bold.
- [PJ] Okay now!
[siren wailing]
- Thank you, sir.
- [driver] You got it. Have a good one.
- You as well.
- [Dougie] What is this?
- Coffees.
- Coffee? Oh.
Yeah, I gotta take this to the Triukas guys.
All right. I wanna come with you.
I wanna just say, like a peace offering.
I got the hot applesauce recipe
I want to share with Elizabeth. So...
Okay.
[Dougie] I'll make it quick.
I just need to say it. It's all good.
That is the project ROI. So, that would be great.
Can you guys just pause the...
[Lee] Okay, Luis, can you hold?
Just a minute, Luis. We'll just pause that for a minute.
Can I actually...
I just want to say I'm sorry for, kind of how I've been
and we've been cooking up a pretty awesome
idea that I was really excited about.
[Elizabeth] Oh!
It's Rockin' Grandma's Tropical Kick spicy applesauce.
[Elizabeth] Uh...
I'm really excited and I want you guys to have it.
And we used out homegrown Manzano peppers
as the base for the spice.
- Oh, okay.
- [Dougie] Yeah.
[Lee] Spicy applesauce?
I'm not sure applesauce is a space we want to go into.
- Love to get rolling here.
- Yeah, I know, Luis. Just a sec.
Wait, is that a map of our pepper farm?
- No.
- [Dougie] What?
That's just a Zoom background.
We were just gonna get back to that.
- But thank you!
- [Jean] Thank you so much.
- [Dougie] Yeah, no problem.
- [Elizabeth] Sorry about that, Luis.
- Will you just put that away somewhere?
- [Jean] Yeah.
Bro, what the... What was that about, dog?
Yo, why did they have our pepper farm
on the TV screen? Did you see that?
- What? Yeah.
- [Dougie] Come here.
- Bro, like, what the [bleep], dog?
- Come over here.
- What the [bleep], dude?
- Come here, come here!
- What the [bleep], man?
- Come here, Dougie!
[Elizabeth] That is some valuable real estate, Luis.
And you know, we don't need the farm,
since we can just manufacture the, uhh...
synthetic version of the flavor.
[Luis] I just want to make sure I'm clear.
We will sell the farm.
They just said "sell the farm," dog.
Get that off the books, maximize the profits there.
[Elizabeth] We're going to turn it into luxury condos.
- [Jean] The Residences at Manzano Farms.
- [Elizabeth] That's right.
And the ROI on that will be...
[Luis] Beautiful. I like that we're hinting at...
- Yeah, hint at the history of it.
- [Lee] Yes.
[Luis] In regards to the workers, walk me through that.
Well, yeah. Okay, so, here is our human
capital relocation strategy.
[Luis] I love that we're redistributing them,
but why do we still have so many people
on payroll here? What is the deal?
[Elizabeth] Well, look, here's the thing,
we said we could continue to employ
everyone in their current position.
But look, Luis. If the position ceases to exist,
then we don't have to keep the employee. So...
- [Luis] Ahh.
- [Elizabeth] Yes, yes. It's just...
[Luis] To be clear, Womack and the rest
of Rockin' Stepsister
or whoever doesn't know about this?
[Elizabeth] No. The current CEO, Doug Womack,
no, he would not approve of this.
So, we have to keep this confidential
until after the signing.
[Luis] Once he signs, he has no ability
to effect any change here, right?
[Elizabeth] Yes. Once...
- [Luis] No change of heart kinda thing.
- [Elizabeth] Exactly.
And look, anyone who doesn't want to
relocate, they can just find new jobs.
[laughs]
- All right, breathe. Breathe.
- Yo, what the [bleep].
They just said they're getting rid of 90% of the workforce.
I hear you. You cannot make
a good decision if you're stressing,
if you're thinking erratically.
- I hear you.
- They're not telling my dad, dog!
I know, I hear you. We have to let him know. I'm with you.
- Okay, okay.
- I need you to breathe, though.
You cannot make a conscious decision if you're erratic.
Okay. Okay. All right but we need to tell my dad.
- Absolutely.
- Where is he?
- Up at the top of the hill.
- Let's go, dog. Come on.
They're gonna fire everyone.
They're gonna break up the family.
[Anthony] They were talking about turning
the farm into a residence.
Yeah, they're just, like, absolving everything.
- [Anthony] Yep.
- [sighs]
[bleep]
Can't believe this sh*t, dog. Like, what the [bleep]?
- [Anthony] We all knew it.
- [Dougie] ...liars.
[Anthony] Them throwing money
and all these dinners was confirmation.
That's what I was thinking.
They're trying to just buy us and do everything we can
so that way we'll just be happy they did all this for us.
I'm just like, "What?"
If they just wanted a partnership,
why would they spend all of this money...
- [Dougie] Right.
- Just for a partnership?
At this point, now that I've heard it with my own ears,
- I can't accept any of their gifts.
- [Dougie] Right?
Why do you think it's been so hard, dog?
You think I'm not wowed by international superstar Sia?
- Of course I am.
- [Anthony] Yeah.
Now, when we get up there,
we need to explain ourselves calmly.
[Doug] Calmly. I got you, dog.
- [panting] Guys! Guys!
- [Amy] I'm so full.
- [PJ] Me too. Delicious!
- [Amy] So full.
- Wait, where's my dad?
- He went down to sign the contract.
- No, no!
- He went down?
- Wait, who the [bleep] is this guy?
- [all] The locksmith.
They told I can come up here
and have some crab. Is that cool?
- [Jackie] What's wrong?
- He cannot sign it.
- [Helen] No?
- He cannot sign it.
It might be hard for y'all to believe,
especially with him being so emotionally attached.
They were in a meeting with somebody.
We walked out and went into the welcome center.
But you know you can hear through the things?
Said they were gonna get rid of 90% of the workforce.
What?
They're gonna sell the pepper farm
and turn it into a residence living area.
[Jackie] No, Doug...
- Doug wouldn't want that!
- [PJ] No.
That's what I'm saying. Like, we came up
here to tell him these things.
Wait, wait. What is happening?
What's happening is we're all gonna lose
our jobs unless we get down that hill.
We have to stop him!
[Amy] Wait, let's go! Oh, my God!
- [Jackie] Come on.
- Go get after him! Stop him!
[Anthony] [bleep] Can throw
the baseball at his head if you got to.
No, maybe not his head.
[Dougie] Stop him! Don't let him sign!
[panting] He's not gonna believe me, dog.
- [Anthony] I got your back.
- [Dougie] No one believe me.
[Anthony] I believe you! You sound like
you don't believe in yourself.
- [Dougie] I do, but he doesn't.
- [Anthony] I will back you.
[panting]
[Dougie] [bleep] it.
Dad!
Absolutely. Get up, get up. Get up.
[groaning] Go, dude. Stop it!
[Elizabeth] All right. You got the date on there?
- [Doug] Okay.
- Mr. Doug.
[Doug] Here we go. This is it, - Doug, Doug. Hold on.
- Can I speak with you for just one moment?
- Uh, I'm sorry. We're in a meeting.
Please, Doug. Look at me. I understand. Please look at me.
- I need to talk to you right now.
- Anthony, Anthony.
- Anthony, I gotta do this deal.
- I need to talk to you right now.
Please. Look me in my eyes. I'm serious, Doug.
- I need to talk to you right now.
- [Doug] Okay, that is fine. But I have...
No, it can wait. It can wait.
After I talk to you, if this is what
you wanna do, by all means.
- [Elizabeth] I'm sorry...
- [Doug] It can't wait.
Father to father, I need to talk to you.
- No. Listen, we're making this deal.
- [Elizabeth] Excuse me. I'm sorry,
I know that you're new here
- but we're doing a signing.
- Ma'am, your words mean nothing to me.
- I appreciate everything you've done.
- Anthony...
I'm looking out for the people that have looked out for me.
- Dad!
- Anthony, what is going on here?
Doug. Doug, we are in a moment.
- You guys, the deal is done.
- [Doug] Move your hand, buddy.
- Look at me.
- I'm signing. Move your hand.
- [Jean] What's going on over there?
- We're done here.
They're gonna get rid of 90% of the workforce.
They're gonna sell the Manzano pepper farm
and make it a residential area.
[Elizabeth] Oh, my God. Are you kidding me?
With that being said, if you wanna
make that deal, I did my part.
I did my part, I did my part.
Doug, really?
I delivered the coffee.
He explained an idea that he wanted.
Um, she basically denied it, and he was
emotional, so I was consoling him.
We walked around to the welcome center,
where obviously you know we can hear.
And they were having this conversation
with somebody on the monitor
about what they were gonna do
as soon as you signed that paperwork.
Once you sign it, you have no control
over the things they're gonna do.
Doug, Doug. I have one question! I have one question, Doug!
Are you really going to listen to the temp?
Are you really going to listen to the temp?
[violins playing]
[Elizabeth] We are signing this deal today, okay?
[chuckles] I mean, Doug, we have a deal. We've been here.
The deal is not done until you sign the paper.
- Doug, you have the pen.
- [Anthony] I'm gonna... Can I see this?
Look, I'm not gonna be disrespectful.
We're gonna set it right here.
If this is something you're considering,
I'm gonna set it right here.
- All right, all right. Okay.
- Let's talk it through.
- [Elizabeth] Okay.
- Is what they are saying true?
Doug, this is the moment. We have a deal.
Is what you're saying true?
Yes, a hundred percent.
I go home in two days.
I genuinely have no dog in this fight
besides I care about y'all.
[Amy] What is happening?
Well, then, you know what?
This deal is through.
- [applause]
- [Doug] My business with you is through.
What?
- I'm not signing this.
- Doug.
- Any day, any time, ever!
- Doug!
- [Dougie] Yeah!
- [Doug] Okay? We're done.
- Yeah!
- We're done.
We're your family, Doug.
You are gonna hear from my lawyers, okay?
Are you kidding me?
This [bleep] rinky-dink a*s [bleep] place.
- [Doug] Go on, go on.
- [Amy] Whoa!
[Elizabeth] Let's go!
- [Lee] This is a mistake.
- [Doug] Go on!
Goddammit, get the [bleep] out of my way.
Yeah, they're shitty now. Y'all just wanted to take over.
- Thank you, thank you, thank you.
- Absolutely.
Thank you. I just... I love you.
Anthony. Sir, sir, sir. Come on. Let's go.
I still get paid, right?
- Let's go!
- Yeah!
- [Anthony] Let's go!
- [Doug] Hey, everybody, the deal is off.
- There is no deal, okay?
- [applause]
I couldn't let him do it. I couldn't let him do it, bro.
[Other Anthony] What happened?
[Anthony] Yo. My brother, man. Always there for y'all.
Apparently Triukas was trying to get rid of us.
- What?
- I know!
- [Dougie chuckles]
- [Amy] Oh, my God.
- [Other Anthony] We stopped it?
- [Dougie] I love you, man.
- [Anthony] Yeah, we stopped it.
- [Other Anthony] Nice.
I'm gonna just sum it up because it's hard
to really explain their actions.
Sometimes when big corporations buy small businesses,
they don't really care about the company.
- [cheering]
- [Amy screaming]
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
They're gonna say whatever it takes
and do whatever it takes,
so that way, they can get their claws in
and then charge and morph the companies.
So, that way, the employees can
become numbers and not people.
These employees are people.
All right, all right.
I talked to my lawyer, and we are
in the clear. Everything is good!
[all cheering]
- [Doug] Excellent.
- What do we do now, Doug?
Actually, I got a couple of things
I'd like to take care of.
Anthony.
Come on up and take a seat.
All right, listen, I just wanna say,
it was not easy doing what Anthony did.
To run into that room and stop that deal.
I mean, that took guts.
You were like David going after Goliath, man.
This guy slew that giant.
[cheering]
[Doug] Yes, yes. Seriously.
- [Dougie] Yeah!
- [Doug] It's exactly what it was like.
You know? And I'm gonna tell you something.
You stopped that deal even though
you had nothing to gain from it.
But you stopped it
because you felt that it was the right
thing to do for these people.
- [Jackie] Yeah.
- [Doug] Huh?
Yep.
Without any regard for yourself, you came in, you did it.
At the end of the day,
the soul of a company isn't about productivity and profit.
It's about the people who make that company.
Now, you came in as a temp.
And here we are at the end of the retreat,
and you are part of a family.
And you will always be family to us.
- Always.
- Love you guys.
The truth is, that we have actually hoped
that you would bust through that room and stop that deal
since the very first minute you showed up
at Rockin' Grandma's.
Really?
I told you that this was my last company retreat.
Yeah.
What I didn't tell you was that this was
also my first company retreat
because I'm not actually the CEO of Rockin' Grandma's,
because Rockin' Grandma's is not a real company.
Hold on, hold on, hold on. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Hold on, hold on.
- Anthony.
Y'all about to mess my brain up.
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