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07x04 - Creepy Crawly Creature Catcher

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Totally Spies!". Aired: 3 November 2001 – 3 October 2013.*
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The series focuses on the adventures of three teenage girls from Beverly Hills, California – Clover, Sam, and Alex – who live a double life as secret agents working for the World Organization of Human Protection (WOOHP).

07x04 - Creepy Crawly Creature Catcher

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♪ Their mission: save the world

♪ Fight any crime and evil ambition

♪ BFFs in action

♪ Fun agents
With gadgets and passion

♪ One, two, three, girls
Hurry up, you're gonna win

♪ Totally Spies. ♪

Uh, boss, we dumped the chemicals.
Not sure the plants liked it.

So? What are they going
to do about it?

File a complaint?
THEY LAUGH

Actually, yes!

DOOR BURSTS OPEN,
THEY GASP

THEY COUGH

SHE COUGHS
Ugh!

SHE YELLS

ALL: Ooh!

It's so tiny!
Ah, and so gorgeous!

BOTH:
Wait. What are YOU talking about?

The ultra-mini pocket-sized
composting pod!

Say goodbye to food waste, people!

Hey! I saved the best part for last.

Who can think about composting
muffins when Jiang's in the house?

You mean, THE fashion genius
in your class?

Who's walking over here right now?

Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh,
oh, my gosh!

Oh, hey, Jiang. Love the look.
Plaid and polka dots? SO now.

Thanks. Loved your work
with ruffles and collars.

Mm! Wanna meet up later
and talk hemlines and herringbone?

I know the perfect place.
Meet you here at 6:30pm.

Oh, my gosh! He said yes!

Where do you take
a total style prodigy?

Uh... you said you knew
the perfect place.

I lied! You so gotta help me.

Um... the fashion mall?
The movies?

Sammy, boring much?
It's gotta be sensational!

What about here? The food always
tastes and smells amazing...

ALL: Ugh!

Until now! What's that smell?
Toxic gym socks?

I don't know,
but it's coming from the kitchen.

Glitterstar's in there! We've got
to save her from getting stunk out!

THEY COUGH

Put the weapon down!
Let's talk it out.

Relax, guys.
Wanna try my latest bubble tea?

SHE SNIFFS,
SHE GAGS

Is this a drink or
a chemistry experiment gone wrong?

It's my durian bubble tea.

Made with fresh,


from the famous
Nature Love durian plantation.

Durian... what now?!
It's only the king of fruits!

Sweet, creamy and oh-so-stinky.
Smell it!

SHE INHALES
Love it.

I do like to live dangerously.

SHE SNIFFS,
SHE GAGS

Hey, it's cracked.

Ugh. You would be too
if you smelled like that.

No, guys, it's perfect.

When it's ripe,
it opens up at the base,

giving you a sneak preview
of what's inside.

THEY YELP

Ooh, yummy. Kind of like
vanilla custard with garlic.

Eurgh. That's one fruit
I won't be getting into.

Glitterstar,
I need the Singapore scoop

on where to take
a super stylish date.

That's easy. You should go to...
BELL RINGS

Whoops. Customer! BRB.
Wait, what? Where?

I can't let anything get between me
and the perfect cross-stitch.

ALL: Whoa!

Look, it's OK! Uh-oh.

THEY COUGH

You've set off the DSD.
The durian smell detectors.

Didn't you girls get the memo?
Oops. Sorry!

Peachy! I smell like me again.

They may be the king of fruits,

but that smell could blow
WOOHP World's secret cover!

We'd better get rid of the evidence.
SHE SLURPS

Now, down to business.

Someone or something is sabotaging
factories around the world.

But it gets worse.

Last night in South America,
a factory owner disappeared.

Do you think it's linked
to these stinky attacks?

That's what we need you
to find out - and fast.

Which means you'll need
some serious gear.

Whoa! Defy gravity much?

One of the perks of having
your own e-gravity roller-skates!

Oof!
Tobes, you OK?

Totally. These skates are going back
to the drawing board.

Gravity can't get me down!
Let's talk gadgets.

Dynamite Diamond Exploding Earrings.

Lab-grown, of course.
Eco-tastic, Tobes.

And on-trend - chunky!

Then you've got upgraded
Inflatable Spy Suits 3.0.

ALL: Wow!

THEY GIGGLE

Teamed up with
Sonic Sound Shades 2,000.

Amped up to the max!
"Sounds" sweet to me!

South America is waiting, spies.
Happy landings!

ALL: Whoa!

According to the coordinates,
the factory should be over there!

What do you think, Alex?

The new Smooshi Sushi
or Oodles Of Noodles?

Canoodles with poodles?

Are you seriously obsessing
about where to go for your date now?

Hello? It's tonight!

That location
isn't gonna find itself!

TEXT ALERT
Yay! Glitterstar.

'Yeah, so, I've got the info
for your date... Hey!

'What's with all the noise?'

Clover! Hang up
or you'll blow our cover!

'Blow what? I can't hear you.'

Uh... blowing my hair with
my new high-velocity jet hairdryer!

'Cool!
So, the best hang-out place is...'

We're over the drop zone. Let's go!

Woohoo!
Woohoo!

Sorry, Glitterstar. I gotta jump!

THEY WHOOP

Looks like someone's in a hurry
to nab the bad guys

and get back to Singapore.

Huh?
Whoa! Wow!

Does this water look weird to you?

Toxic chemicals.
Probably from that factory.

Ouch! I so felt that.

Think of what it's doing
to the plants and animals.

Whoa. Whoever did this wanted the
factory out of business for good.

Well, they could've left us some
clues so we could speed this up.

Bad guys are so inconsiderate.
CABINET CRASHES

Maybe they did!
Because... what's that?

Whoa! Is that a durian fruit...
in the Amazon?

They don't even grow here. Weird.
You think that's weird?

How about the fact that it's alive
and has a major attitude?

It's just lonely.
Aw. Here, Du-du... Come to Mommy!

DURIAN GROWLS

I don't think it's looking
for cuddles!

And I don't think
Du-du plays nicely!

I bet it trashed this factory!

DURIAN GROWLS,
SHE GRUNTS

SHE GRUNTS,
DURIAN GROWLS

Well, its wrecking days are over.
We're taking it in.

THEY COUGH
Or not! I can't see. Ow!

That stink is burning my eyes!
Let's get out of here.

Wait, where's the key on this thing?

'Hello, I am Forklift Junior 6.
What can I do for you today?'

I'd love a vanilla milkshake
and a night at the movies,

but first, get us out of here!

THEY COUGH,
YELP

Oh! Do not crack up!
SHE COUGHS

No!

Ooh...
Uh-oh. There goes our evidence.

Junior 6! Follow that Du-du.

Sammy, stop!
The water's too poisonous!

SAM YELPS

Ew! And imagine
what it would do to you!

Stinky much?

If we can't go after the durian,
I know someone who can.

Hi, Droney.
DRONEY BEEPS

We need a piece of that durian!

DRONEY BEEPS

SAM GASPS
Don't worry.

I won't let it mess with your
circuits. Let's do this together.

Ooh! All right! Go Team Droney!

DRONEY BEEPS

Let's get this sample back
to WOOHP World.

Ooh, so I can find out
where to go on my date!

I mean, who's behind
that freaky fruit! Duh...

Oh, Glitterstar! There you are.

Did you know
that the bigger the animal's brain,

the longer it will yawn?

Hmm. My brain must be huge, cos I...
SHE YAWNS

Totally!

So, what about your super smart idea
for the perfect hang-out?

YAWNING CONTINUES
Wow, that is a huge yawn.

TOBY: 'Guys, you won't believe
what I found!'

Who said that?
Oh, my bad.

Must've left my game playing
in my bag again.

Clover, Alex, let's go outside
and, uh, turn it off.

Mm-hm. I'll be back.
Don't move a muscle.

SHE YAWNS

OMG, Toby.

Could you give us a heads-up before
blasting out in our bags next time?

HE CHUCKLES
'Where's the fun in that?

'So, I analysed the durian sample.

'There are trace nutrients
that can only be found in the soil

'of one plantation in Malaysia -

'an organic outfit
named Nature Love.'

Hey, that's where Glitterstar got
the durian for her bubble tea!

'Sounds like those durian fruits
have gone bananas.

'Good luck, spies.'

A whole plantation full of durians?
Nuh-uh. Mm. No. No way.

The sooner we go,
the sooner you can come back

and pick the perfect date spot.

Then what are we waiting for?

Nature Love Malaysia, here we come!
Hey!

Wow, this Nature Love plantation
is eco-friendly to the max!

And, uh, no sign of any plants
on the warpath, right, Sammy?

I don't know.

If this plantation
is producing attack-durians,

who knows what else is growing here?

PLANT SNARLS
Ow!

Evil nose-eating flower! Get it off!

It's not evil. Just a little
misunderstood Venus flytrap.

Isn't that right, sweetie?

Whoa, are you
some kind of plant whisperer?

Just a simple man who believes
that the earth needs some TLC.

The name's Bush, Thorne Bush.
And what brings you here today?

We're students of... fruit-ology.

We're researching durians
for an extra credit project.

I love your solar panels

and all this farm equipment
made from recycled machines!

When I first came to this jungle,
it was a wreck.

Mother Nature was sick.
No...

Yes! I could feel her pain.

This plantation is my small way
of making her all better.

That's the most beautiful thing
I've ever heard!

If you're ever
in the neighbourhood again,

I'll show you
my composting tumbler and...

Stop. You had me at compost!
SHE SNIFFLES

What a great guy.
Well, I guess we're going home!

GLASSES BEEP
Wait a minute.

I'm picking up something
on my sonic glasses. Ugh!

And it doesn't sound good.
Come on, spies. No!

Whoa. That's a fancy security system
for a fruit plantation.

GLASSES BEEP
Uh-oh. Guys, listen to this.

MUFFLED YELLING

Uh-oh. I've heard of bad fruit,
but not ones that sound like that!

SHE GROANS

Hello? Dr Frankenstein just called.
He wants his lab back.

I'm sure there's a logical
explanation for all of this. Like...

THEY GASP

Maybe this is a new eco-friendly way
of growing durians.

Except there's nothing friendly
about these guys.

I think something seriously shady
is going on here,

and Thorne doesn't want anyone
to find out.

MUFFLED YELLING

MUFFLED YELLING

It's the missing factory owner!

Oh! Don't worry.
We'll prune you right out of there.

Thorne Bush is out of control!
You must stop him!

He wants to use
those monster durians

to destroy factories
all over the world!

Nuh-uh! Thorne's into fruit-growing,
not factory-destroying.

Alex, wake up and smell the stink.
Attack-durians?

The kidnapped person in the closet?
Thorne's tricked us!

We've gotta get out of here!
I'm sorry you girls came here.

Because now that you've seen
all this, you can never leave!

Uh-oh!

THEY COUGH

How do you like my new durians,
now with even more pungent power?

Get them!
DURIANS GROWL

Ew! Run!

Huh? Oh!

Give 'em a whiff of your perfume.

We're trapped! Time for Plan B.

DURIANS GROWL

HE LAUGHS WICKEDLY

Ooh!

I'm so pumped!
SHE GASPS

Uh-oh.
SHE SHOUTS

HE YELPS,
SHE GRUNTS

No more pungent power
for you, Thorne!

My durian translator! Give it back!

ALARM BLARES

Hmm...

The factories are the bad guys,
not me!

Together, we can heal the world.

You know
that's what you really want!

Alex, no!

THEY GASP

Ha! Sucker!
You tricked me!

Whatever it takes to save
the planet. Finish her off!

DURIAN GROWLS,
SHE GASPS

SAM GRUNTS
No fruit attacks my friend!

SHE GRUNTS

HE SHOUTS

No. Don't!

Ha! Not so tough
without your squeaky toy, are you?

ALARM BLARES

HE CACKLES

That's not good.
SHE YELPS

HE CACKLES

Ooh. Organic spiky eco-chic.

Say hello to my secret weapon -
the uber-durian!

Whoa!
THEY SHOUT

UBER-DURIAN HISSES,
THEY SHOUT

THORNE CACKLES

Time for take off!

Don't just sit there
looking prickly. After them!

Whoa!
Oh!

SAM GASPS
Sammy!

Alex!

Head for the trees!
We can hide in the branches!

THEY SCREAM,
HE CACKLES

You don't scare me, spiky!

EARRING BEEPS,
SMALL expl*si*n

I knew chunky earrings
were just a fad.

If we can't blow that freaky fruit
up from the outside,

we'll do it from the inside!

Huh?
HE CACKLES

Those girls owe me big-time.
EARRING BEEPS

Hey! Uh...

BOTH: Clover!

Sammy! The expl*sive earring.
It's gonna blow any second.

THEY SHOUT,
EARRING BEEPS

DURIAN EXPLODES

THEY LAUGH

Looks like the king of fruit
made a king-sized mess!

Great job, spies.

He won't be a thorn in anyone's side
for a long time.

I hear they've got a great
recycling programme in WOOHP prison!

Aw. Poor little fellas.
What's going to happen to them?

We're developing an antidote
to get them back to normal.

Followed by a stint on
a nice tropical island for some R&R.

Thorne's actions
were all kinds of wrong,

but his heart was
in the right place.

Yeah. And he shouldn't stop us from
playing our part for the planet.

You're totally right, Sammy!
In fact, no time like the present.

Yes! Goop away!

THEY RETCH AND COUGH

Please tell me
I don't still stink of durians.

You smell great!

Um...
What? I love durians.

SHE GIGGLES

Hey, Clover.
So, what are we doing tonight?

Oh! Funny story.

There were too many choices,
blah, blah, blah,

and I couldn't decide,
so... you pick.

Well, there's something special
happening tonight

that I wanted to go to...
with the right person.

The durian tasting festival!

Durians? Nope. Nope. No. Noooooo!

Here. Have a durian bubble tea.

Was it... something I said?

THEY LAUGH