07x02 - It Takes a Slob

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♪ Their mission
Save the world

♪ Fight any crime
And evil ambition

♪ BFFs in action

♪ Fun agents
With gadgets and passion

♪ One, two, three, girls
Hurry up, you're gonna win

♪ Totally Spies. ♪

Huh?

Uh-oh.

BEEPING
Huh?

DESCENDING BEEPS

Huh?
SHE SCREAMS

SHE WHIMPERS

SIRENS

HORN BEEPS

Clover here
with Styling From Singapore,

showing you folks back home
how we walk the walk...

Oh... Whoa!

Oh, my gosh, Clover! You OK?

Maybe show them "walking the walk"
AROUND the cleaner bots?

My bag!
It's shabby chic, not shabby.

GRUNTING, GROWLING

Help!

CLEARS THROAT
Saved by the off button.

Oh, thanks, Sammy.

Hey, I got a new idea for my vlog -

how to handle
a red-hot fashion emergency.

SHE CHUCKLES

Please let me check him out.

It's only for one night.
ROBOT: Oh.

Shh!
ROBOT BABBLES

You too - shh!

Oh, please! Oh!

ALEX WAILS

What's the matter, Alex?
SHE GASPS

Are you having a fashion
cleaner bot emergency, too?

O-M-G, twinsies!

What? No!

I'm trying to check out
a cleaner bot,

but that meany librarian
won't let me.

Shh!

Yeah. This is a library...

not a dry cleaners.
Ugh, I know.

But my awesome athletic performance
has got the attention

of THE coach, Zhang Ru!

GIDDY YELPING

Yay!

Uh...
Uh...

That's amazing.
No way!

So confused.

No idea who that is.

Zhang's as famous for her team's
record track times

as for discipline. Ooh!

And this most certainly
is not a gym.

Take it outside now!

I can kiss bye-bye to my chance
as a gold medal calibre athlete.

And you... want to race one of
the cleaner bots for practice?

Uh, nu-uh. Weird much?

Who would get tangled up
with one of those?

I need it because Coach Zhang is
swinging by our apartment tonight

to discuss a coaching agreement,
and it's a total mess!

Oh, come on. It's not that messy.

OK, it IS that messy.
No freak-out required, people.

We're professional spies.
We can track down whoever did this.

We know EXACTLY who did it.
Great!

Then I'll leave you to it.
HUMS A TUNE

Freeze, Clover.
This mess is mostly your fault.

Hey, is it my fault
that I love our planet so much

that I don't throw anything away?

Besides, all this is so coming back
into style some day.

Guys, I need this place
to be spotless

for Coach Zhang's visit.

It will be - if we all spend
the next few hours cleaning.

Uh-oh. And the good news is
we don't have a spy mission.

BEEP
ALL: Whoa!

YELLING

Ooh!

Hello, spies. Looks like we've got
a big mess on our hands.

Couldn't agree more, Zer.

Sheesh, I already said
we'd clean up.

No need to get Zerlina
to do your dirty work.

Clover, I can hear you.
And what's with the new look?

GIGGLING
Now, listen up.

A crime wave has left a stain
on the streets of Singapore -

literally.

Bank vaults and armoured cars
are being looted of their cash,

which are then replaced
with large sacks of stinky refuse.

Ew, gross!
Ew, gross! Ew, gross!

It looks like the work of the Slob.

Indeed it does, Sam.
But there's one problem -

the Slob's been in WOOHP's
space station prison,

since you busted her last year.

GASPS
Ooh.

Could these new crimes
be the work of a copycat Slob?

Huh! Catching a copycat
should be a breeze.

Knock-offs are never as good
as the original.

We've had word that Singapore's
most glamorous shopping district

is the next target.

Your mission - to stake it out.

Stake out a shopping district?
Be still, my beating fashion heart!

It's the ultimate stakeout!

We're gonna be first in line
for Prucci's blow out sale. Yeah!

So, for the mission today, spies -

first up, we have the eternity scarf
made from unbreakable threads,

the Breath-Away breath freshener
that makes anything disappear,

including morning breath.

Yes! Whoa.
Not that I ever have bad breath.

HE CHUCKLES

Where was this when we needed it
to escape from Mandy back in Malibu?

Finally, the 2-in-1 easy pinky
rescue scrunchie 4000 -

a super-elastic scrunchie that turns
into a zip line with a grapple hook

and inflates
into an emergency airbag.

I totally heart this one.

The scrunchie comeback
is so deserved.

Looks like the chair's made
a comeback, too.

Yeah. Forgot to say -
things only disappear temporarily.

It's a work in progress.
Hey, uh, Toby,

reckon you can fix that glitch soon?

I kinda got a messy situation
that needs to disappear fast.

ZERLINA CLEARS THROAT

You know, Alex,

the most crucial part
of any successful mission

is to actually go on it.

Mm-hm. Hint taken.

What are you waiting for?
The shops are calling!

WOLF WHISTLE

BEEPING

What's up, friends?
We are kicking it live

in the most bling-tastic
shopping area in Singapore.

SAM: You ever think that maybe
vlogging during a top secret mission

is a bad idea?

Good point.
But did you ever think that saying

"top secret mission" out loud
during a top secret mission

is a bad idea?
THEY LAUGH

Whoa, check that out!

That glittery diamond-studded tiara?

That Fabu baseball cap

with warm-up jacket
and emerald epaulettes?

No, that high-tech cleaner bot.

Do you think anyone would mind
if I borrowed it for the afternoon?

What? I'd bring it right back.

OK, fine.

But we gotta crack this case fast.
HORN BLARES

Whoa! Was that a street sweeper?

Yeah. Maybe you should hire them
to drive through our apartment.

SHE LAUGHS

TYRES SCREECH,
HORN BLARES

HORN BLARES,
GROANING

WOMAN SCREAMS

HORN BLARES

TYRES SCREECH

O-M-G,
that must be the copycat Slob!

Whoa!

Ew! What is this?
Sticky candy? Urgh!

Yeah, and a trap.

We're totally stuck!

ALL STRAINING

ELECTRIC TONE

BEEP

Oh, dear.

Looks like a sticky situation.
SHE LAUGHS

Catch you later,

cos you definitely
ain't catching me!

SHE LAUGHS

HORN BLARES

SHE STRAINS
Hi, Toby. We're kinda stuck.

'Uh-oh.'

WHISTLING

Let's not get UNGLUED here

over this unfortunate situation.
SHE LAUGHS

We'll make up for it, Zer.
Just... don't know how.

Oof!

You girls sure love
to STICK together.

Ugh! We've gotta think.

How can we get into the brain
of a copycat?

Great idea, Sammy.
We've gotta think.

How can we get
into the brain of a copycat?

I just said that.

Stop copying me!
Stop copying me!

GASPS
That's who we need to help us -

the original Slob.

But the real Slob is in space jail, remember?

Yeah, and she'd never cooperate
with WOOHP.

She might if it meant getting
out of space jail a little early.

Hmm, interesting idea.

It could just work.

But the Slob will need to be
under constant supervision.

Totally.

Fine. The Slob will be released
into your custody...

What? No! I didn't mean...

...and will live with the three
of you until the case is closed.

SLOB LAUGHS

No! Please!

It's the only way this is going
to work. Good idea, Clover.

Hey, maybe it won't be SO bad.

So, I tell you we need
to clean our apartment,

and your solution is to have
a total slob move in!

I'm sorry. But technically,
that part of the plan

was Zerlina's idea, so...

Don't get out of this
on a technicality, Clover.

This isn't the offside rule
in soccer.

Hey, don't be so hard on Clover.

Working with the Slob could be
the fastest way to crack this case.

Thank you, Sammy.

But if it's not,

you're cleaning the apartment
on your own for the next six months.

What?! Hey, no fair!
SHE SIGHS

OK, fine.

OK, Slob, you're coming with us.

I know, I'm so excited.

I can't wait to help you.

Hey, why is it so clean in here?

Because I've reformed.

I would never, ever do
those messy crimes again.

You can trust me to help.

Do you guys hear that?

That bad old copycat
is as good as busted.

RUMBLING

Your place sure is purty!

Better look a lot "purtier"
by the time Coach Zhang gets here.

Alex, relax. The four of us
are gonna clean until it's spotless.

Yeah, we're going to...
SHE GASPS

SNIFFS
Is something burning?

That's my fault.

I wanted to whip you up
a "thank you" strudel.

Guess I'm a little out of practice.

Ah!

You've been here, like,
three seconds,

and you've already destroyed
our kitchen?

And our sofa.
Oopsie! I'll clean that in a jiffy.

THEY WAIL

SIGH OF RELIEF

Stop! What are you doing?

Using this cleaning spray here.

That's weedkiller!
Oh. I'm sure it'll rub out.

You're rubbing it in!
Erm...

Any chance we can postpone
Coach Zhang?

Uh-uh. No way!

I heard about someone who was


Now they're off the team.

Oh, why don't we focus
on our mission?

Slob, where would you go
if you were free to cause trouble?

Hmm, let me see now.
I'd say... Saffony's.

The famous jewel house? Come on.

CLOVER GROWLS

GIGGLING

Oh, yes - you look wonderful,
gorgeous, stunning!

We'll take five of these.
Hey!

SHE LAUGHS
You're so funny, er... Ariana.

Remember, we're not looking for us.

We're looking for your twin.

One moment. I just need to confer
with the ladies.

It's been hours, and there's no sign
of the copycat Slob.

Whoa!

Are you sure Saffony's is where
your copycat is gonna strike next?

Definitely. Absolutely.

Now let's get back to those stacked
diamond panther bracelets.

They'd look sensational on you, Sam.

PHONE RINGS

Oh, we have all the latest
beauty accessories, you know.

Really recommend it
in sapphire blue.

SHE CHUCKLES
Toodles.

But hey, what about the jewels?

NERVOUS CHUCKLE

Hmm.

'Guys, there's been a break-in at
Singapore's central gold reserve.'

You said the copycat Slob
would hit Saffony's.

Or... the gold reserve.

Oh, seriously? Let's go get her.

'On it.'

Uh, heads up - I get travel sick.

Heads up -
you picked the best driver.

SLOB WAILS

SLOB WAILS

HORN BEEPS

SLOB WHIMPERS

HORN BEEPS

SLOB WHIMPERS

SLOB WAILS

We made it.

And I held on to my lunch.

OK, dronies -
show us what's going on inside.

SNORING

FAINT ALARM

BEEPING

It's the copycat. She's still here.

ALARM BLARES

I'm not greedy.

I'll leave you something
in exchange.

MUFFLED CRIES

There - good as gold.

CHUCKLES
Well, not really,

but that's your problem!
SHE LAUGHS

ENGINE ROARS

Let's go bust her now
before she makes a run for it.

No!

What is it?
Do you know something?

I thought I saw... I saw...

What? We gotta go!

Er... a raccoon!

ALEX GASPS
In Singapore?!

I know, right?.

Over there. No, over there. Oh!

You missed it.

Come on - we haven't got time
for nature watch.

HORN BEEPS

What the...? A gardening truck?

WAILING

TYRES SCREECH

THEY WHIMPER
Goodness me.

What is happening?

I obviously have no idea.

HORN BLARES

No, stop! She's in OUR custody!

I got it! I got it!
BEEP

But I don't think I want it!

YELLING

ROBOT BABBLING

Aw, those cleaner bots
are super cute.

Maybe we SHOULD get one
to clean our house.

SHE YELLS

On second thought...

SHE SCREAMS

Digging these anti-gravity wheels!

Let's hope this unbreakable scarf
can live up to its name.

Nice. Now give me the other end.

Gotcha!

GRUNTING

Wait, why are YOU driving?

And what are you doing
with the copycat?

Whatever I wanna do!
SHE LAUGHS

Thanks for getting her
out of space prison.

Glad you enjoyed it,

because she's going back in
for a long time.

Your friend doesn't seem
too sure about that.

Wah!

I believe in you, scrunchie.

CLOVER YELLS

CLOVER WAILS

You so owe me.

ROBOT BABBLES

Nice bounce back. Disaster averted.

Not totally.

THEY GASP

Uh, you can say that again.
The Slob and her copycat -

they're gone!

What? Nothing disappears like that,

unless they used
Toby's breath freshener gadget?

I got mine.
I got mine.

Oopsie. The Slob must've stolen mine
back at the apartment.

Oh, no! Now there are
two invisible Slobs on the loose.

And my chances of track and field
gold medals

are disappearing with them!

Well, Toby, we just lost the Slob,
her copycat and probably our jobs.

That's a busy day.

Hey, cheer up.

The breath freshener
has a tracking device.

I figured one of you
might lose yours.

CLEARS THROAT
'Clover.'

Great thinking, Tobes.
See, it's all going to work out.

Tobes, can you please send us
the WOOHP-e?

Things didn't go so well
on the bikes.

'Sorry, no can do, Alex.

'The WOOHP-e's
on another assignment.

'It's an eco-sharing thing.'

I am so over this messy mission!

BEEPING

Seriously?
The Singapore trash incinerator?

I mean, what's some stinky trash
between friends? Let's go.

WHIRRING

WHIRRING

Just when I thought this day
could not get any more disgusting.

Look, the Slob and the copycat!
Huh?

Oopsie! They spotted me
spotting them.

PANTING

Huh?
Huh?

Now you see me...
LAUGHS

...now you don't. It's garbage day!

BUZZER

SLOB LAUGHS
No-one trashes us!

SHE GASPS

Uh, a little help, please -

sometime this side
of me being chomped?

Hey!

Oh! Come on!

Aargh!

Where's a toothpick
when you need one? Heave!

Whoa!

MOCKING LAUGHTER

Huh?
Huh?

WHIMPERING

Ha! They're all out
of breath freshener.

But we're not.

PANTING

SLAP
Ugh!

Hey! What did you hit me for?

Huh? I didn't.

Ow! What are you kicking me for?

I didn't!

GRUNTING

Stop pulling my arms!
Stop pulling my arms!

Oh, sh**t.
Oh, sh**t.

SPIES: All loose ends tied up.

Wonderful clean-up job, girls.

So, creating a copycat criminal
was your plan from the start?

That's right, this was all my fault.

Please go easy on my niece.

SPIES: Your niece?!

Yeah. I'm real sorry, Bernice.

It's OK, Auntie, I had a blast.
I mean...

What we did was very, very bad.
CHUCKLES

Am I going to space jail too?

No. But you've got many hours of
community service coming your way.

Oh!

And I have a great idea for
how she should spend some of them.

ROBOT BABBLES

Check it out, fab friends.

Yup, we do clean up pretty good,
it's true.

It's a miracle. This place
is spotless. Thanks, Bernice.

No problem. You know,
I'm a naturally tidy person.

ALEX GASPS
OK, let's quit while we're ahead.

Bye, Bernice!
We'll take it from here.

DOORBELL RINGS
Ah, Coach Zhang!

I'll get it!
SHE GASPS

Mandy?!
Mandy?!

Ugh, you live here? It's so small.

Why?
How?!

So, like, I saw Clover's vlog,

and so I figured you guys can't be
having any fashion fun without...

moi!

No, no, no.
I was not talking to Mandy.

It was to everyone EXCEPT Mandy.

Well, guess she didn't get
that memo,

because she's right here.
Yikes!

Where's that disappearing
breath freshener when we need it?

PHONE RINGS

'Hey, Alex.
Uh, I have to apologise,

'but I've dropped my car keys
down a drain.

'These things happen, right?'
CHUCKLES

Uh, sure. Uh, what about our...

'I'll have to re-schedule.

'Unless you wanna come help me
get my keys out of an icky drain?'

SHE LAUGHS

Uh, you want me to sift
through yucky muck?

I haven't done that for a while.

There.

SHE MOANS

Ugh, typical Alex!
No concern for anyone but herself.

THEY GRUMBLE

Thanks for dropping by, Mandy.
Thanks for dropping by, Mandy.

Hmm!