06x04 - Super Mega Dance Party Yo!

[bunniefuu]

[theme music]

THEME SONG: Sam, Clover, Alex.

Whoo!

We arrive at the fashion world.

Yeah.

We are totally spies.

Genuine secret agents.

But we never give in to fear.

Sam, Clover, Alex.

Whoo!

We'll win every day of the year.

S-P-I-E-S. We are totally spies.

[music playing]

Huh?

This must be the place.

Hm.

Yo, anybody home?

[gasps]

[yells]

Whoa!

Girls, it's time forSuper Mega Dance Party Yo!

The most awesome
dance competition ever

recorded live on television.

Oops.

Keyword being "recorded."

It's on DVR, Clover.

Yeah, what's the big rush?

Ugh.

Thanks to my crazy eveningclass sched, I already

had to wait nine hours,42 minutes, and 16 seconds

to watch it.

I can't wait a moment longer.

Get ready for some supermega gravity defying moves!

[music playing]

[cheering]

Yeah!

Welcome to Super
Mega Dance Party Yo!

I'm your Super Mega Dance host--

Brick Wavebreak.

Oh!

Yeah!

Wow, Brick is super mega hot!

After this week'selimination round, Brick--

that's me-- will host
the dance-off to crown

the world's best dancer.

Everything about Brick issuper mega-- from his perfect

hair to his perfect tan.

Brick will be right backafter this commercial break.

ALL: [sighing]

[knocking]

Who could that be?

Hi, I'm Bethany.

In case you'rewondering, that's spelled

with two Hs, two Ns, and two--

Eeeeeees!

Sorry, who are you?

And how did you get
into our penthouse pad?

I just told you, silly.

I'm Bethany-- your new roomie.

ALL: What?

Roomie?

It must be a mistake.

Our closets are-- I
mean, our penthouse

is crammed to capacity.

ALL: [nervous laughter]

Weeee!

Don't worry, I don't
take up much space.

Besides, I just know we'reall going to be major BFFFs.

What's the extra F stand for?

Best four friends forever.

Will you excuse us for a sec?

Yeah, we have to
use the facilities.

Oh, you're all going together?

You know how girls are.

[laughs]

Hmm.

A new roomie?

How could Jerry let this happen?

Chya!

We're international spieswho require privacy.

Speaking of Jer, I have
this sinking suspicion

we'll be seeing him real soon.

As in right now!

ALL: [shrieking]

Good morning, spies.

I've called you here
to inform you of a very

disturbing international trend.

Um, could we speak
to the real Jer?

This larger-than-life Jer isbeginning to freak me out.

Sorry, WOOHP is experimentingwith new decorating materials.

Then baddies will never
be able to find you.

Precisely.

Now back to biz as the kids say.

A world-renowned
Russian ballerina,

an award-winning Irishjigger, and-- most recently--

an urban dancer who has starred
in numerous music videos

have all been reported missing.

That's awful.

What happened to them?

Not a clue, though
I have managed

to locate the last knownlocation of the hip hopper's

cell phone in London, England.

I think that's
hip hop dancer, Jer.

[laughs]

Oh, yes, of course.

Gadget us up and
we'll be on our way.

CLOVER & SAM: Yeah!

Very well.

You'll need your jet
pack backpacks, meadow

scented freeze spray hair spray,cherry lip balm, Incredishrink

compact hair dryer, and finally,the quick-dissolve nail polish

remover.

Time to bust a move, spies.

Wait!

What about our
wacky roomie sitch?

Ah, yes.

The arrival of Miss Bethanywas quite a surprise.

But don't worry,
WOOHP's working on it.

Cheerio!

ALL: [screaming]

I just hope that Bethanyisn't getting into any mischief

in our penthouse.

She better not touch the DVR.

Soon as we get
back it's just me,

m Super Mega Dance Party Yo,and the dreamy Brick Wavebreak.

Oh.

Hm, London's waytinier than I remembered.

Welcome to London, girls.

See you on the ground.

Uh-oh, this can't be good.

[squeals] Help me!

Clover!

Try the inflating mode!

Huh?

[screams] Totally
awesome catch, girls.

That's one point
for the home team.

And Now that we're
back on solid ground,

we can try and find
out what happened

to that missing hip hop dancer.

My compowder says
this is the place.

Well, guess there's
only one way inside--

the spy way.

Time for a little
cherry lip balm.

Awesome move, Alex.

OK, girls, let's
spread out and find

some much needed clues.

Hey, check it out--

a piece of shoe lace.

Hip hop dancers do
love their fancy sneaks.

It's not much
to go on but let's

send it to Jer for analysis.

[piano strings]

[squeals]

[screaming]

Hey!

Did I just do that?

Yeah, this place
is totally rigged.

Huh?

And whoever rigged it
wears a size nine boot.

Good afternoon, spies.

How is the mission
proceeding thus far?

We found some footprintsand a shoe lace.

Excellent, I'll have thelab analyze them post haste.

Uh, Jer?

Aren't you forgetting something?

Huh?

Oh, and girls?

Since it's 2:00 PM in Mali-U,class starts in 15 minutes.

Better shake a leg.

[laughs] That's an
old English expression

quite fitting of
the circumstances,

wouldn't you say?

Girls?

Ah, being a scholar anda spy sure is exhausting.

Totes!

I need an energy smoothie stat.

What's going on over there?

[laughter]

MANDY: Duh!

Super Mega Dance
Party Yo is holding

auditions today on campus.

Isn't that right, Trent?

Everything you
say is right, Mandy.

Now out of my way so
I can sign up, losers!

Come on, we'd better hurrybefore all the highly coveted

audition spots are taken.

I knew Super Mega Dance
Party Yo was popular

but this is nuts.

Well, looks like we'll have toput our dancing dreams on hold.

Not when Brick's on the scene.

[music playing]

ALL: [sighing]

Brick Wavebreak?

What are you doing here?

Mali-U has the best danceprogram in the country.

Brick wanted to make surehe hadn't left even one

super mega dancer undiscovered.

So he's holding a once ina lifetime, last chance,

bonus audition for next
week's live dance-off.

See you ladies at the theater.

So what are we
waiting for, girls?

Time to get our Super
Mega Dance Party on, yo!

Next.

[music playing]

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Dancers are graceful.

You are not.

Next!

[music playing]

You're cute.

We should totally
hang out sometime.

BRICK: Date on your own time.

Next!

[grunts]

[music playing]

Huh?

Dancers dance.

Next.

[nervous laugh]
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Brava!

Oh!

You are the best dancer
Brick has ever seen.

I am?

Brick officially invitesyou to be in the Super

Mega dance-off
finale, which starts

in one hour at my LA studio.

I thought you said the
finale was next week.

Thanks to the
magic of television--

today is next week.

[chuckles]

All I know is
I'm in a dance-off!

Dance-off, yeah.

Uh, is that a cow
udder chandelier?

BETHANY: Yee-haw!

Our dorm just went from
super hot to super not.

I think I speak for all ofus when I say utterly hideous.

I wanted the place to
have a more homey feel.

[laughs]

Ugh!

You moved into my room?

It's the only roomwith an eastern exposure.

Early to bed, early to rise.

What happened to all
my totally cute clothes?

[cries]

Now we look like
besties, bestie.

Hey!

Somebody drank all my milk.

No, silly, I'm using itfor our first BFFF bonding

activity-- butter churnin'.

[sighs]

Fresh butter on
freshly picked corn?

Yers!

Before I let you
girls take a turn,

there's just one thingthat needs to be explained.

How could you do this
to our totally posh pad?

No.

Where did you
disappear to earlier?

[beeping]

Can you excuse us for a sec?

Uh, yeah, there's
just something

we need from Clover's room so--

You're all going together?

Again?

[giggles] You
know how girls are.

We have a major crisis, Jer.

Yes, I'm aware.

Lab analysis of the shoe
lace revealed traces

of the hip hop dancer's DNA.

It's even worse than that.

I may be forced to looklike I escaped from a rodeo.

Did the footprints revealanything about the perpetrator?

Because the footprints onlyshow a left foot pattern,

it seems to indicate thatour villain only has one leg.

Whoa!

That's way freaky.

Sam, Clover, Alex?

Argh!

Not as freaky as that.

Oh, my.

Oh, don't worry, girls.

I'm working on it.

[beeping]

Uh-oh, the dance-off
starts in 10 minutes.

We'd better hurry.

If Bethany won't play niceI say we freeze her out.

Time for some meadow scentedfreeze spray hair spray.

BETHANY: [shrieks]

Now to see which
one of you has

a leg up on the competition.

[laughs maniacally]

COMPUTER: This the best you got?

No match-- fail.

Like, hello, I have betterthings to do, you know.

Fail.

You disgust me.

Fail.

[growls]

Is it me or are dancers theonly people on earth who can

pull of these crazy get-ups?

Uh-oh!

In all the craziness we totallyforgot my k*ller costume.

One finale
appropriate number--

coming right up.

Wow!

Awesome look, Clover.

Great, you're just in time.

Alex, you're up first.

Wait, I'm-- I'm--

I'm first?

Don't worry, you'll do great.

Break a leg!

Better hope not.

[cheering]

Welcome to Super
Mega Dance Party Yo!

I'm your super mega dancehost, Brick Wavebreak.

Now let's welcome ourfirst dancer to the stage

for the dance-off finale.

[gasps] What the--

[screams]

[music playing]

I thought Alex was first.

So did I. We better
go check on her.

This feather is
from Alex's costume.

What?

Looks like there's a secretroom underneath the studio.

Yeah!

Time to shrink us down to size.

Incredishrink compact hairdryer-- do your thing.

[music playing]

I've Always wondered what itwould be like to be a mouse.

Sammy, look!

Don't worry,
Alex, we're coming.

BRICK: Not so fast, my wee ones.

CLOVER: Hands off the merch.

ALEX: Take that.

Ha-ya!

As if two teeny-tiny
troublemakers

could ever stand in the way ofmy super mega dancing dream.

[laughs maniacally]

I don't get it.

Why is Brick doing this?

Maybe he's disgruntled onaccount of his super mega case

of funky foot odor.

Pee-ew.

You think it's easy beingfrom a family of dancers,

and then being the only personin the history of mankind

to have ever been
born like this?

CLOVER & SAM: [gasping]

That explains the
freaky footprints.

There isn't a
one-legged villain, just

a villain with two left feet.

I've spent my entire lifesearching for the right foot

to steal and make my own.

Now, thanks to my
trusty machine,

I will switch feet
with Alex and fulfill

my super mega dancing dream.

[muffled cry]

Hurry, I only have 60 secondsuntil the last performer

finishes his lame dance routine.

COMPUTER: I'm scanning
as fast as I can.

Oh!

I can't believe
this-- she's a match.

[laughs]

CLOVER & SAM: [squealing]

[laughs]

Ew!

No way.

Ugh, that is so wrong.

A

Time to win the title
of world's best dancer!

Brick's not our only problem.

The Incredishrink compacthair dryer is wearing off.

Ugh.

I think that is the firsttime a gadget malfunction

has actually saved us.

Hurry!

We've got dancers to free.

The quick-dissolve
nail polish remover

will make short work of that.

Next-- follow my foot.

Thanks.

Brick's freaky man foot maytake a little getting used to.

You've seen the rest.

Now it's [inaudible] the best.

As in-- world's best dancer.

[cheering]

[music playing]

[cheering]

Smooth, wow!

[music playing]

Wow, Alex, your right
foot is totally amazing.

Thanks!

Girls, focus.

We have a twinkle
toes to tap out.

Looks like I underestimatedyour passion for the dance.

Nice try, jitterbug.

You can't ditch me that easily.

[music playing]

BRICK: Time for a
new dance partner.

[laughter]

[cheering]

No one dips and
drops my bestie.

Oh, sorry, but my
dance card is full.

How do I control
this crazy foot?

[laughter]

Huh?

[squeals] Oh, mm.

[shrieks]

[applause]

Give it up, Brick!

I shall never
give up the dance.

Hey!

Argh!

This wasn't part of the routine.

[squeals]

[cheering]

Cool!

Wow!

[music playing]

Hey!

[screams]

[cheering]

Huh?

Brick's freaky left
foot only moves left?

[shrieks]

[cheering]

Hahaha!

Time to award myself the trophy.

Not so fast, mambo king.

This time we lead.

[music playing]

Why won't you
nosy girls back off?

The foot is mine!

[music playing]

[cheering]

[applause]

Alex, time to put
this dancer in limbo.

[music playing]

World's best dance troop?

Cool!

Who knew we had it in us?

Great job, spies.

The WOOHP cruise ship coulduse a good dance instructor.

Uh, Jer.

Aren't you forgetting something?

AKA my freaky man foot?

Alex, we'll use the machineto set your foot right.

And what about our new roomie?

As for Bethany--

it was a simple case ofhacking into the Mali-U housing

computer and reassigning
her to another room.

I wonder what
poor sap got stuck

with Bethany for the semester.

Ah.

[shrieks]

[chuckles]

Welcome home, roomie!

Yee-haw!

[laughs]

[SHRIEKING] Trent!

Fix this!

[music playing]