06x01 - The Anti-Social Network

[bunniefuu]

[theme music]

THEME SONG: We arrive
in the fashion world.

We are totally spies.

Genuine secret agents.

But we never give into fear.

Sam, Clover, Alex.

Whoo!

We'll win every day of the year.

S-P-I-E-S!

We are Totally Spies.

[fireworks]

[thunder]

Yes.

My masterpiece is
finally complete.

And now to build Mandy upto the height of popularity.

[cackling]

I think I'll take Introto Journalism, Journalism

Basics, and Snooping 101.

You know, to appeal to mytotally inquisitive side.

Great idea, Sammy.

Now, what classes
should I sign up for?

Well, what do you want tobe when you grow up, Alex?

Hm.

Maybe a veterinarian, or ananimal psychologist, or a pony.

[squealing]

O-M-G, girls.

I have the most
amazing news ever.

I totally just signed us up forfashion design class together.

Can you like, even believe it?

[singing]

Not really, Clover.

I mean, fashion design's
kind of your thing.

Trust me, girls.

It'll be a majorly awesome wayo spend more time together.

And it'll be way fun.

Group hug.

[car engine]

Move it or lose it, people.

The Mandy train
is coming through.

Whatever, Mandy.

Since when do we
take orders from you?

Since I've officially
decided to major

in being famous
for being famous,

and will soon be
the most influential

person on the planet.

My intern Trent is marketingme on all platforms of media

for the utmost in exposability.

Isn't that right, Trent?

Everything you
say is right, Mandy.

Good answer.

Now, out of my way, losers.

[tires screeching]

[gasping]

[shouting]

Uh-oh.

Was the new student unionnot built to Southern

California earthquake codes?

I think it's a disturbanceof a different kind, a WOOHP

quake.

[shouting]

Now that those
freaks are gone,

let's hear what
you've been working on

to help me achieve fame andfortune without actually

doing anything.

[beep]

Well, for starters I've,been updating your website.

Ew.

Those pictures of me
are totally dated.

They're from over
three days ago.

Sorry, Mandy.

This is an internship.

[scoffing]

This lame website
isn't going to cut it.

I need something big, somethinginnovative, something new.

[cell phone]

If you are ready to experiencethe thrill of Mandy Book,

click here.

[gasping]

No way.

It's an entire socialnetworking site dedicated to me.

Guess it mus have been createdby one of my many admirers.

[cackling]

Now, hit the gas.

Oh, believe me, Mandy,
Mandy Book will take you

places you've never dreamed of.

[cackling]

[shouting]

Jerry?

Are you in here?

I don't see him.

Not so fast, ladies.

[gasping]

I'm testing out the
new chip or C-H-I-P,

WOOHP's new compressed
helium inhalation

prototype that allows its userto float about like a balloon.

Unfortunately, I haven't figuredout how to stop it from making

my voice so high-pitched.

As far as the attire, I'vejust returned from holiday.

Aloha.

And now for the
reason you're here.

WOOHP sensors have
picked up a very

strange frequency coming fromsomewhere around your campus.

What kind of frequency?

I'm not certain.

But because it's using
brain wave technology

I've never seen
before, I'd like you

to investigate on the double.

Hm.

Then what are we waiting for?

Bringing on the gadgets.

Very well, then.

First, we have your
new compowders, now

with DNA recognition, hands-freecapabilities, which literally

allow the devices to floatbeside you if you happen to be

tied up by a villain,
multiple data

window projection function,and a shiny skin detector.

You mean like for detectinga slimy bad guy with

creepy tentacles or something?

No, for detecting
when your faces

get extra sweaty on a mission.

In the unfortunate event
of breakthrough shine,

the compowder will
beep, alerting you

that it's time to apply
a fresh coat of powder.

ALL: Awesome.

[giggling]

Next, we have the brace boardbracelet that tightens around

the wrist when picking
up strange amplitude,

WOOHP speeders, the cutting edgein personal transport devices,

and finally, the
Incendi-earrings.

Ouch.

Wow, Jer.

These are mega-hot.

More so than you know, Clover.

When tossed, they
produce intense heat

capable of incinerating
whatever they touch.

[gasping]

[giggling]

Awesome.

Now, goodbye
spies, and good luck.

[shouting]

Now this is what
I call hecka cool.

Are you kidding me?

If any cute guys see me
riding this geeky thing,

I'll totally freak.

And if this WOOHP speederthing isn't annoying enough,

my wrist seriously hurts.

That's because
the gadget Jer gave

you is picking up a frequency.

Guess now I know why he namedthe Brace For It Bracelet.

You have to brace
yourself for the pain.

Come on, spies.

I think we've
reached our target.

So what do you think?

Should we climb the trellisand head for the roof?

Oh, please.

Climbing is old school.

[whooshing]

Woo-hoo!

[giggling]

OK.

Looks like the chimney'sour best way inside.

Good thing we haven't
eaten lunch yet.

It's gonna be a tight fit.

Whoa.

Check it out.

It's all sorts of
high tech in here.

And all sorts of cluttered.

It's not all high tech.

This toothbrush looks
perfectly ordinary.

TOOTHBRUSH: I am
the Toothinator.

For deep cleaning, press one.

For bad breath
detection, press two.

OK.

Looks can be deceiving.

[giggling nervously]

Ow.

The Brace For It
Bracelet's picking up

that frequency again.

I think it's coming fromthat computer over there.

[sighing]

Time for a little recon.

[alarm]

So much for being stealthy.

[crashing]

Girls, I think the alarm'sthe least of our problems.

Oh, no.

Huh?

[whizzing]

[crying out]

Whoa.

Oh!

[whooshing]

[grunting]

Woo-hoo.

Yeah.

[whooshing]

[shouting]

OK.

Most obnoxious house ever.

[shouting]

More like strangest
mission ever.

A hostile house with
aggressive appliances?

What gives?

[beeping]

Girls, mission update.

Jer, perfect timing.

We need WOOHP to
analyze this crazy high

tech toothbrush Alex found.- Not a problem.

Oh, and girls, you
have your fashion

design class in five minutes.

Ta a.

[whizzing]

[crying out]

Uh, you're
welcome, Mr. Grabby.

And now for a wardrobe change.

After all, we got to showup to class looking ab fab.

[giggling]

Yes.

Fashion victory.

Woohoo!

[cackling]

[shouting]

One banana smoothie, please.

Alex, what are you doing?

We're running late.

Oopsie.

Uh, guys, are younoticing what I'm noticing?

That our outfits areradiating with impeccable taste?

Yes.

I did notice.

No, that every single
student on campus

is looking at their smartphonesand tablet computers.

Hey.

[crying out]

Aw, man.

There goes lunch.

[scoffing]

Shh, guys, listen.

Did you read the
post about Mandy

donated her old waterskis to theMojave drought relief effort?

Totally.

She's so giving.

I know.

I'm just glad we have
Mandy Book to keep us

up to date on her awesomeness

ALL: Mandy Book?

Hm.

[gasping]

[grunting]

[gasping]

[cheering]

OK.
What is going on?

What is going on is thatmy new social networking

site, Mandy Book, I knowhave over 100,000 followers.

Trent, you really shouldthrow me a party to celebrate.

Why haven't you
losers joined yet?

Oh, that's right.

Because you're always riding thecaboose of every awesome trend.

[laughing]

Let's roll, Trent.

I can't dare to be seen withthese popularity K*llers.

I can't believe it.

Mandy's actually
becoming famous.

And all this time,
I thought [inaudible]

students had good taste.
[bell ringing]

[gasping]

Uh-oh We're late for class.

And now that
I've built her up,

it's time to watch Mandy fall.

[cackling]

Keep those hemlines
tight, people.

Faster.

Fashion doesn't create itself.

More sweat.

More tears.

Oh, less spandex.

Isn't this the best idea ever?

I love being in
class with you guys.

Yeah.

[sighing]

Yeah, Sam.

I'm just not feeling thisfashion disaster in the making.

I'm feeling a do over.

A do over?

And I'm Clover.

Way to work the non-fashionfashion look, Alex.

Tres chic.

Oh, Love the
sleeve stain, Sam.

It's a bold statement,Craziness like that will take

you far in the fashion biz.

OK.

That's a wrap for today.

I'll see you all tomorrow.

[crying]

Professor Plunkett
totally hates me.

He didn't even
get my name right.

Oh, no he doesn't, Sam.

I mean, Clover.

I hope you guys are right.

In any case, you're
the best friends ever.

Did you read the latest
post on Mandy Book?

She started charging
for autographs.

She won't even shake
hands unless she's

wearing designer gloves.

[chattering]

Wow.

Sounds like Mandy's followersare kind of mad at her.

They same more than mad.

They totally turned against her.

[growling]

Awesome.

Now that things are gettingjuicy on Mandy Book,

I'm going to sign up
just to get the dish.

[gasping]
Whoa.

Check out this tragedy.

[gasping]

Make way, followers.

The princess of popularityis coming threw.

There she is.

Get her.

Hey, take it easy.
Stay back.

I am icon.

I deserve respect.

[shouting]

Do you people know who I am?

[shouting]

Hey, that seems like a
pretty extreme reaction.

Totally.

We better go help herbefore the crowd mauls her.

Yeah.

Ouch.

And before this bracelet
gets any tighter.

I'm not sure why, but
it must be picking up

that frequency again.

Whoa.

[crying out]

[shouting]

These people are
crazy stalkers.

[shouting]

Ah!

Ick, ick, ick.

Why are the best hidingplaces always the nastiest?

[shouting]

Ouch.

Ha!

I should have known you guyswere behind all of this.

You're the ones who made
my followers revolt, you

and your freaky outfits.

[laughing]

Mandy, we have nothingto do with what's going on.

[scoffing]

[ringing]

It's Jerry.

Excuse us for just one minute.

Girls, I've just
gotten the DNA results

back from the toothbrush.

Seems it belongs to
a Telly Hardwire.

Good luck.

Telly Hardware?

Wasn't he the president of thecomputer club at Beverly High?

Mandy, have you ever
heard of Telly Hardwire?

Telly who?

You probably
would know my name

if you bothered to cyber friendme when I sent you a friend

request in high school.

Telly?
Me

That's right.

And I'm here to take Mandydown in flames as revenge

for dissing me and thinkingshe's better than everyone

else.

Seriously, dude?

That is so pathetic.

People like you don't get thatit's geeks like me who create

the social networks you enjoy.

[scoffing] Exactly.

Like I said, get over it.

Oh, I am getting over it.

Whatever.

This is just a little
bump in the highway

on my road to mega stardom.

Here they come again, andthey don't look like they're

on your side, Mandy.

Wha-- [screaming]

I've integrated a mindcontrol brain wave frequency

in Mandy Book that
not only hooks

your followers on the
site, but also makes

them want to take you down.

And since it's working sowell, after you're eliminated,

I'm going after everyone inthe world who ever rejected one

of my online friend requests.

[scoffing] This
guy has lost it.

Clover, keep them at bay.

Alex.

[gasping]

We need to get
Mandy out of here.

Let's get her everyone.

Clover?

Look at her eyes.

Telly's frequency must
have affected her.

Oh!

What are we going to do?

Chips up, Alex.

Huh?

[shouting]

[screaming]

[growling]

[shouting]

Trent.

I am so happy to see you.

There's this whacked up--

[shrieking] Help.

She's over here.

You traitor.

You are so fired.

[chattering]

[shouting]

Mandy, hurry up.

Get in.

[engine]

Look out.

[tires screeching]

[crashing]

Hang on, guys.

I'm not so good at drivingone of these things.

[whooshing]

Pull over and give us Mandy.

[shouting]

[thud]

Alex, head toward
the house where

the frequency's coming from.

I'll try, but Clover hastotal WOOHP speeder rage.

Let's try our chips again.

[screaming]

[crowd shouting]

Look out.

Here comes Telly and the mob.

[screaming]

How fitting that you weretaken down by your own vanity.

[cackling]

Um, I don't suppose
if I friended you

now, you'd call off the mob?

Didn't think so.

Alex, hurry.

You need to destroy the
frequency transmitter.

I'm on it Sammy.

If she gets to
the transmitter,

she'll compromise Mandy Book.

Stop her.

[coughing]

[shouting]

[panting]

[whooshing]

Woo-hoo.

This is a job for
the Incendi-earrings.

[whooshing]

Not you again.

[shouting]

[thump]

Alex, any time you getto destroy net frequency,

it'd be much appreciated.

I'm trying, Sam.

[whooshing]

[thud]

Hm.

Ah!

[whizzing]

Alex.

Ugh.

All I know is that these
things better work.

No.

[beeping]

[expl*si*n]

[whimpering]

Hey.

What happened to my uni.

What am I doing inpublic looking like this?

Uh-oh.

My first shine alert.

[crying out]

[whooshing]

[boom]

[giggling]

[crowd muttering]

You're still my loyal
and devoted followers,

though, right.

D'oh.

They probably lost
interest because they

saw me hanging out with you.

Trent.

You're rehired.

We have a lot of work to dorebuilding my popularity.

Whatever you say, Mandy.

[shouting]

[grunting]

Not so fast, Telly.

You've got a date
with WOOHP prison.

Let me go.
I'm warning you.

I'll ruin your popularity.

I can do it.

I'll take it from here, girls.

Excellent work.

[scoffing]

Jer.

Someone might need
to have today's

events removed from her memory,if you know what I mean?

[snapping]

Hey.

What are you doing?

Let me go.

Do you know who I am?

I am famous.

I have 100,000 followers.

More like had


Well, girls, I say
we definitely started

this semester with a bang.

Heck, yeah.

I mean, could things
get any more exciting.

I'm just glad everythingworked out for the best.

Bu I'm still bummed
that Professor Plunkett

doesn't like my fashion sense.

Now that is what
I call fierce.

I mean, how many
girls would dare

rock a singed cat suit, bird'snest hair look after Labor Day?

I love it.

[inaudible] Alex.

O-M-G. This is goingto be the best year ever.

If only he could
get my name right.

[giggling]

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