♪
(Beeping)
♪ Something tells me
I’ve been dreaming ♪
♪ Of someone who was
never real ♪
♪ It’s seems I’ve changed
a thousand ways ♪
♪ I wish I looked
the way I feel ♪
♪ Braceface
♪ My life gets complicated
♪ Boyfriends
♪ Don’t want to talk about it ♪
♪ Teenage
♪ I’ll work it out in the end ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh
♪ Ah
♪ Ah
♪
♪ Braceface
♪ My life gets complicated
♪ Boyfriends
♪ Don’t want to talk about it ♪
♪ Teenage
♪ I’ll work it out in the end ♪
♪ Braceface
ADAM: I know it looks kind of
beat up but it’s mine, Sharon,
all mine.
No more having to borrow Mom’s
car, or take the bus, or walk in
the rain.
Can I eat in my room, Mom?
Again?
Well I really need to study
for my exam tomorrow.
All right.
Thanks.
Sharon.
What?
You can’t live on bread.
But I’m too nervous to eat.
Algebra is so not my best
subject.
Well have some salad at
least.
All right.
Hey, want to see pictures of
my car?
Isn’t she a beauty?
(Yawning)
Wake up!
(Knocking)
Sharon?
I’m up!
You fell asleep at your
desk.
I’m tired, too much studying.
Is that all you had for
dinner?
Not hungry.
Too nervous.
Good night.
Sweetie, it’s morning.
(Gasping)
What?
Your algebra exam, you need
to get to school.
Ahh!
Woo-hoo!
It’s over!
Yeah.
I think I actually did okay.
Me too.
All I want to do is sleep.
Practice guitar.
Watch TV.
Play b-ball.
And sleep some more for the
next--
BOTH: Two weeks.
(Laughing)
The only thing I need to do
now is help find a gift for
Maria.
A gift, for what?
We were being kind of goofy
at band rehearsals, you know?
Before we shot the video.
I remember.
Anyway, she told Brock she
was feeling like a babysitter
instead of a manager.
We just want to let her know how
much we appreciate her.
(Gasping)
That is such a great idea.
What were you thinking of?
Whoa, later.
You’re looking at the guy who
put the stud in studying.
(Laughing)
Yeah right!
Who’s in for victory smoothies
at Lifecycles?
Sounds good to me.
Mm, I don’t think so.
I just want to go home and take
the longest bubble bath in the
history of the world.
Oh, uh, your loss.
I was going to treat you to a
smoothie.
So what are we standing
around for?
Let’s motor!
Maria, your helmet’s a mess.
I know but they’re expensive.
Maybe I’ll buy a new one when I
get a summer job.
Maria has to wait ’til summer
to get a new helmet.
Isn’t that a drag?
I guess, yeah.
But she needs one now.
Oh, right right.
Get lots of sleep tonight,
Spitz, the baseball game’s at 9
tomorrow, sharp.
Oh, why do mornings always
come so early?
(Snoring)
(Alarm Sounding)
(Yawning)
Where’d I get these circles?
Look at you.
Oh, what a beauty!
Yeah.
(Throat clearing)
Just, uh, you know, polishing.
If you say so.
Hey, do you want a ride to
the game?
I feel like driving, but I don’t
have any place to go.
Sure, I’m having trouble
waking up today.
Great, hop in!
(Grunting)
Uh, it’s kind of stuck.
Smooth ride, huh?
Lola could drive over railway
tracks and you wouldn’t even
feel the bump.
Lola?
Cars always have girl’s
names, Sharon.
Isn’t she awesome?
Did you see those curves?
Boy, you don’t say half as
many nice things about Hannah
and she’s your girlfriend.
(Popping)
Well Hannah doesn’t go from 0
to 60 in 90 seconds.
(Popping)
Uh-oh, something’s wrong.
You think?
You’d better walk the rest of
the way.
This may take time to fix.
Heh heh, sorry.
That’s okay, good luck.
(Panting)
(Grunting)
Have you noticed that Sharon
doesn’t seem to have a lot of
energy lately?
Now that you mention it,
yeah.
And she looks kind of pale.
(Panting)
MARIA: Come on, Sharon!
BROCK: You get ’em, Spitz.
MARIA: Knock her out of the
park.
Hey!
(Glass breaking)
(Alarm Sounding)
Hey, why don’t you just sit
out the rest of the game.
But, I don’t want to let you
guys down.
Actually, not playing would
help.
(Laughing)
Seriously though, you should
probably go home and rest.
I’m fine, just tired.
But you’re right, I think I will
go home and veg out.
See you later.
Whoa.
(Panting)
Excuse me, but are you okay?
Huh?
Oh yeah, I’m fine.
(Sighing)
There you go.
Sit here.
I really am fine, you know.
Right.
Here, have some water.
Thanks.
I only spit in it once.
(Spitting)
(Laughing)
Kidding.
It’s a fresh bottle.
(Laughing)
You’re terrible.
No, I’m Cody, what’s your
name?
Sharon.
Well, Sharon, I should walk
you home to make sure you’re
okay.
Thanks, but you really don’t
have to bother.
It’s not a bother.
Okay.
Can I buy you a hot dog?
No thanks, I’m a vegetarian.
No wonder you’re so weak.
That has nothing to do with
it.
I just finished exams and I
haven’t been sleeping enough.
Hey, Ted, do you have any
veggie dogs?
(Laughing)
The best.
Great, we’ll take one of
those and an Italian sausage for
me.
Mm, thank you.
Mm, my pleasure.
(Gasping)
Did you hear that?
What?
The sound of your arteries
snapping shut.
(Laughing)
My arteries are fine.
I don’t live on hot dogs, and I
have been known to eat a
vegetable every now and then.
Oh yeah?
Yeah, I’m into fitness.
I want to be a trainer.
Well, then you should know
that vegetarians who balance
their diets aren’t as likely to
be obese or have heart disease.
Yeah, but how many
vegetarians balance their diet?
How many meat eaters do?
Okay, but it’s harder for you
guys.
No way!
A tofu dog isn’t any more
trouble than an Italian sausage.
(Banging)
Hi.
Hi, this is Cody.
My brother, Adam.
Hi, what’s the problem?
(Sighing)
I’m not sure.
She just overheated on me.
Fan belt’s loose.
You need to loosen the nut on
the alternator so you can pull
it back and tighten the fan
belt.
Oh, okay.
CODY: Trouble is, the nut’s
rusty.
Oh.
Hold on a sec.
Why don’t I help your brother
now and take you rollerblading
tomorrow?
You into it?
Sure.
ADAM: Sharon, you’ve got
visitors!
(Yawning)
Hey, after you left we won
the game.
We just came by to see how
you’re doing.
I’m fine, thanks.
So who’s Adam’s new friend?
Cody, and he’s not Adam’s new
friend, he’s mine.
I met him on the way home.
MARIA: Does he work out?
Isn’t it obvious?
He’s such a guy.
Look at him working on the car.
You know, I changed a tire
once.
We’re going rollerblading
tomorrow.
I can’t wait!
Um, we’ve really got to go.
Yeah, we’re uh working on a
new song.
Call me tomorrow.
I want details!
You bet.
(Panting)
You want to rest for a
minute?
No no, I’m cool.
You sure?
Yeah.
Did that thing that broke
yesterday break again?
No, I’m happy to report
that’s still fine.
It’s something else, I just
don’t know what.
She’s got a corroded battery
cable.
You want me to go with you and
get a new one?
I’ll install it for you.
Sure.
Have fun, I’ll see you later.
(Sighing)
(Yawning)
(Knocking)
Sharon, you’re going to be
late for school.
Mom...
Are you all right?
I’m so tired.
You don’t have a fever, but I
think you need to see Doctor
Pratt.
It’s no big deal.
I’m just tired, that’s all.
I understand, sweetie, but I
really think we should let the
doctor decide.
Hey, I have a free period.
I’ll drive you guys.
(Popping)
Adam, why is the car making
that noise?
I don’t know, but check it
out.
If you turn up the radio the
noise disappears.
♪
Hm.
(Popping)
I don’t think it’s anything
serious, Sharon.
So, I’m not really sick or
anything am I?
I want to take a blood test
just to be sure.
I’ll put a rush on it and call
you with the results.
Mmhmm, okay.
All right thank you, Doctor,
I’ll let her know.
That was Doctor Pratt with the
results of your blood test.
And I’m fine, right?
Well, it’s nothing serious.
I knew it, see.
But you are anaemic which is
why you’ve been so run down
lately.
Anaemic?
You haven’t been getting
enough iron in your diet.
Well, I’ll just eat more
dried fruit.
You’re going to have to
rethink your diet a bit.
But I’ve got a great diet,
you know that.
Usually, yes.
But you were eating badly for
weeks when you were studying.
You’re going to have to make up
for it.
Okay, I’ll eat a lot of dried
fruit.
Dried fruit isn’t enough,
Sharon.
Oh, sweetie, I’m so sorry but
the doctor thinks you need to
start eating meat again.
What?!
Hey, want to see the helmet
we got for Maria?
Sure.
Isn’t it awesome?
Yeah, it’s great.
Uh, listen, Maria told me
about the veggie thing.
I’m really sorry.
So, what are you going to do?
(Sighing)
I’m not sure yet.
I really don’t want to start
eating meat again.
I hear you.
But, you know, it might be a
good idea.
Why are people in such a rush
for me to stop being vegetarian?
Look, Sharon, I’m just
worried about you feeling so
crummy lately.
You used to be able to get
through a baseball game and not
look like you were about to fall
over.
(Bell ringing)
I’ve got to go.
(Panting)
How are you doing?
You should just go on.
I can’t walk another step.
Very chivalrous.
Thank you.
Well, I wasn’t going to leave
you alone on that rock.
(Gasping)
It’s so beautiful up here.
You want to sit and rest for
a bit?
Yeah, I could use a break.
Me too.
So I can carry you back down the
hill.
(Laughing)
(Grunting)
Very funny.
(Laughing)
You know, even though it’s
not for me I really do
understand your vegetarianism.
Really?
It’s really weird.
You’re into eating meat but you
totally understand how I feel.
Not like some other people in my
life.
It’s just ’cause they care.
We all want you to get better.
Yeah, me too.
I should’ve been able to get up
a dinky little hill by myself.
I’m going to have to do
something.
(Sniffing)
Ugh, I still don’t like the
smell.
Oh, how are you supposed to
eat that?
You’re barely dealing with the
smell thing.
I know.
Now all I can think about is a
cow happily grazing in a field.
Okay, I’m going for it.
No thinking, no smelling, just--
Can’t do it, can you?
No!
Agh!
Sharon, vegetarianism is very
important to you for a gazillion
reasons.
Maybe you should think about it
some more.
You know, before giving it up.
Thinking about it isn’t going
to help me get better.
What am I going to do?
(Sniffing)
Mm, what are you making?
Asparagus bean stew.
Oh, you’re going to love it.
And guess what?
It’s loaded with iron.
You put meat in there?
No, I went on the internet
and researched ways of getting
iron as a vegetarian.
You’re kidding!
Can I taste?
Sure.
(Slurping)
Oh, mm.
And I got a lot more recipes.
(Gasping)
Oh, Mom, that’s so great!
Look, I’m not out of breath or
anything.
I can see!
(Grunting)
Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I always do this.
Thanks.
I think you’re okay.
Hey, I’m going to go grab a dog.
Do you want one?
Sure.
Nah, you rest your knee.
I’ll just be a minute.
(Chewing)
I was thinking, what if you ate
meat once a week?
Mm, what for?
As a safety net
Then you could be a veggie most
of the time and still make sure
you’re getting the iron you
need.
But, mm, I can get all the
iron I need without meat.
There are lots of meat eaters
who are anaemic and lots of
vegetarians who aren’t.
I’m going to be one of them.
(Chewing)
Woo, this is spicier than
usual.
It’s a tofu chilli dog.
You don’t like it?
I’m just not used to so much
pepper.
(Laughing)
Boy, is she going to be mad.
Yeah, but only ’til she sees
the new helmet.
Shh, here she comes.
Someone stole my helmet!
You’re kidding!
What?
No way!
I mean, who would want it
anyway?
It was all wrecked.
(Laughing)
Uh, I don’t see what’s so funny.
Well, does this help?
W-what/s going on?
(Throat clearing)
Mangled Metal would like to
present you with this token of
our appreciation for all the
work you’ve done for us lately.
You guys stole my old
helmet?
Ah, don’t think of it as
stole.
Yeah.
It’s more like replaced.
(Laughing)
Wow!
Um, I’m just curious.
What did you do with my old one?
They donated it to this
charity that provides sports
equipment to needy kids
Great.
So, did Maria like the
helmet?
She didn’t seem as thrilled as I
thought she’d be.
I know, I don’t get it.
She really needed a new one.
Well maybe she just has to
get used to it.
Yeah, that’s probably it.
Feel like a snack?
Sure.
Two tofu chilli dogs please.
You know, the spicy ones?
The only thing I have that’s
spicy are these Italian sausages
and they’re made with meat.
Are you serious?
I ate one of those!
Hi.
How could you do that to me?
Do what?
You know exactly what I’m
talking about!
I’m, uh, going to go inside
and, uh, eat something.
You lied to me about the tofu
chilli dogs!
I did it because I care about
you.
You were sick and now you’re
better.
I was already getting better.
One Italian sausage didn’t cure
me.
I know, but I don’t think
you’re going to get enough iron
in the long run as a vegetarian.
I was only trying to get you
used to the taste of meat again.
I don’t want to get used to
it.
What about protein and all
the other nutrients you need.
I can be perfectly healthy
without eating meat.
And I don’t want to be
responsible for k*lling animals.
If you cared about me as much as
you say you do, you would’ve
respected that!
Okay, I’m sorry!
What else do you want me to say?
Nothing!
(Sniffling)
(Knocking)
Yeah?
I heard you come in.
Is everything all right?
Yeah.
If losing your appetite forever
is okay.
What’s going on?
He lied to me.
Cody?
About the veggie dogs.
They were meat.
Oh, Sharon.
I don’t know what feels
worse, the fact that I ate meat
or the fact that I trusted him.
I can understand you feeling
bad about both those things,
Sharon.
And I don’t feel like eating
ever again.
(Grumbling)
Well maybe you don’t, but I
think your stomach has a mind of
it’s own.
And if you decide to listen to
it, I have a lentil casserole in
the oven.
Really?
Mm-hmm.
Well, maybe I’ll just have a
bite.
(School bell ringing)
Hey.
Hey.
Listen, I’m sorry about the
helmet.
I’m the one who talked the guys
into it.
So, it’s my fault.
Oh.
(Laughing)
Don’t be sorry.
I really like it now.
You do?
Yeah.
Well, okay, at first I was kind
of bummed about losing my old
one, but look!
What happened?
Brock borrowed it to go
skateboarding and went flying so
it’s not all shiny and perfect
anymore.
Which makes it look more broken
in.
BROCK: No way, dude.
Mine was an accident, yours was
just dumb.
Oh, what happened?
Dude sprained his wrist
lifting weights.
They really do need a
babysitter.
(Laughing)
Oh, Adam, there was no way to
save her?
Fixing everything that was
wrong would’ve cost way too much
for a beat up old wreck.
Even one I loved.
Drag.
And another thing?
I’m not getting friendly with
any of the guys you go out with
anymore.
Why not?
I really liked Cody, and now
he’s gone.
Between that and the car, ohh,
it’s just too much.
I know, Adam, I know.
♪
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03x25 - Vegging Out
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The show, set in Elkford, British Columbia, depicts the travails of a teenaged Sharon Spitz, who is a junior high school student with braces that get in the way of leading a normal teenage life.
The show, set in Elkford, British Columbia, depicts the travails of a teenaged Sharon Spitz, who is a junior high school student with braces that get in the way of leading a normal teenage life.