05x06 - Return of Geraldine

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[beeping]

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GERALDINE: I trust Operation
Spy Elimination has

been successfully completed.

As of this morning, Clover
is officially a non-factor.

GERALDINE: Good
because I was beginning

to wonder if I was ever going
to hear from you, Blaine.

It just took a little
longer than expected.

GERALDINE: In that
case, it's been

a pleasure working with you.

Something is definitely up.

BLAINE: Gotcha!

Now, it's time for a little
elimination mission of my own.

ALEX: It says to do 50 reps,
but I'm not exactly sure what

I'm supposed to do 50 reps of.

You think you've got it tough.

I'm writing an essay comparing
the modern-day nation

state with the multi-region
empire of Yore.

Sounds like we're
both in trouble.

CLOVER: Hi, girls.

Speaking of being in trouble.

Day-old sweats, ice
cream, bummed out 'tude--

are you in Blaine
headed for Splitsville?

Or are you bummed
because Jerry hasn't

figured out which baddie
he hired your boyfriend

to take you out yet?

ALEX: No and no.

I'm bummed because Blaine
is on a top secret mission,

and I miss having him around.

What kind of mission?

Duh!

I can't ask Blainy a
question like that.

All spies have to respect
each other's privacy.

Besides, I already tried,
and he wouldn't tell me.

Dating a fellow spy
is like so trying.

Living with one's
no picnic either.

I know!

Why don't you do something fun!

Something to get
you out of those

sweats and out of his dorm.

Yeah.

Doing some of your fave things
is bound to cheer you up.

You're right.

I'll start with a visit
to my fave boutique,

stop for a bite at the
Veg-Out, and finish

with a relaxing massage.

Operation Self-Love is
officially commenced.

Except Operation Self-Love
can't start without my purse.

It's gotta be around
here somewhere.

[gasps] A bubbling fish tank!

That's a way weird.

Yeah, especially since we
don't even own a fish tank.

Well, that's a shame.

Fish can be very soothing.

Jerry!

[screaming]

CLOVER: Is it me, or
are these [inaudible]

getting weirder and weirder?

Not to mention
wetter and wetter.

So what's the big
emergency, Jerry?

I called you here for
an update on who hired

Blaine to eliminate Clover.

Unfortunately, WOOHP has
failed to uncover any leads.

Hello!

You sent us through a grimy
fish tank to tell us that!

No, I sucked you
through a grimy fish tank

because I'm worried that
Blaine's mystery employer may

be watching your every move.

This is how celebrities
must feel when they're

stalked by the paparazzi.

In that case, you better
load it up with some gear.

Indeed.

You'll need the laser
nail file, the jet pack

backpack, the
aquati and an oldie

but goody, the
ice cream perfume.

Goodbye, girls.
[screams]

And be careful!

Now I need Operation
Self-Love more than ever!

[screams]

[grunts]

[pained moaning]

[gasps]

I can't wait to check
out More Shoes Than Feet

for the latest in
spring wedgies.

[gasps]

My fave shoe boutique has been
replaced by tacky thrift shop?

But I was just here yesterday.

With all the stressing, I could
totally use some brain food.

What!

The Veg-Out is now a steakhouse!

But I can't live without
my eggplant rollies.

With all this weirdness,
my [inaudible] could

really use some hydration.

[laughs]

[gasps]

Oh no!

My members-only spa is
now open to the public!

What's going on today!

At least there's one
thing I can count on.

Sam and Alex will never change.

[purrs]

I wouldn't be so sure
about that, spy girl.

Sammy!
Alex!

You home?

Hmm, guess they went out.

Oof!

Jer was right.

The mystery villain
has finally found me.

SAM: No.

No mystery villain.

Just two super irate roomies!

Ouch!

Pillow fights should only
be used for fun and bonding.

What's the mater with you two?

More like what's
the matter you.

I cannot believe my best
friend would steal my essay

and pass it off as her own.

And I can't believe
my best friend would

borrow my car without
asking then totally trash it

and not even tell me.

Your best friend
had nothing to do

with either of those things.

I swear!

Don't even try to deny it.

I found my paper on your
desk with your name on it.

Um-- my purse!

I've been looking
for it everywhere.

Where'd you find it?

On the front seat of my car.

Next time, try
removing the evidence

from the scene of the crime.

I'm afraid I have some
distressing news, girls.

More distressing than what
I've already been accused of?

When will this nightmare
of a day be over!

I'm afraid the nightmare
is just beginning.

Clover, you're
suspended from WOOHP.

Suspended!

Why?

[cries]

See for yourself.

[gasps]

But, Jer, that isn't me.

I was out at all my fave places
when that footage was taken.

Well, do you have any
receipts or purchases

to corroborate your story?

It's not my fault all my fave
places went out of business.

Sam, you'll back me up, right?

Alex, you believe me, don't you?

I'm sorry, girls, but
during the investigation,

you won't be allowed
to speak to Clover.

This day couldn't
possibly get any worse.

I spoke too soon.

[screams]

Harsh!

I can't believe I got
kicked out of the penthouse.

My purse may be stylish, but
it's definitely not large.

This isn't enough stuff
to last the night.

Since I obviously didn't
steal Sam's paper,

Alex's car, or
that WOOHP weapon,

someone must be
trying to frame me.

But who?

That's exactly what this
spy is going to find out.

[grunts]

Looks like my mystery
employer is close.

[grunts]

This is the weirdest
jungle I've ever seen.

Even so, wasn't expecting that.

Let me go!

Whoa!

Whoa!

[growls]

Looks like my mystery
employee doesn't

like an unwelcome visitors.

Time for a little
breaking and entering.

Whoo!

Guess, Alex's car
is already broken.

Phew!

Who could find any clues
in all of this mess?

Whoa!
Maybe I spoke too soon.

I'd know that scrawny
British babe anywhere.

It's Geraldine, the
former head of SPI

and the villain who tried
to turn me against WOOHP.

[screams]

[sinister laughing]

This bionic
woman works for me.

Wow!

Hi-yah!

[screams]

[grunts]

[sinister laughing]

[gasps]

[sinister laughing]

[distressed groan]

[screams]

Maybe Sam and Alex
will believe me now.

[beeps]

Hello.

Hey, beautiful.

Blainy!

Where are you?

All I know is I'm on some
island barge in the middle

of the Pacific Ocean.

And this plant has a
real negative 'tude.

You're not going
to believe this,

but I know exactly
where you are.

GERALDINE: Sorry, but this is
a strictly no service area.

CLOVER: Blaine, are you there?

Hello!

Blainy.
Blaine.

Convincing Sam and
Alex will have to wait.

Right now, I've got
to go rescue Blainy.

[pants]

For a super criminal,
Geraldine's not very smart.

[screams]

Next time, try moving your lair.

I don't get it, Sammy.

After all these years together,
why is Clover acting so weird?

I know.

It just doesn't make sense.

Perhaps I can help to clarify.

The WOOHP containment facility
just called, and Geraldine

has been reported missing.

Geraldine!

JERRY: As best they
can tell, she escaped

sometime during the night.

So much for the state of
the art WOOHP security system.

[clears throat]

That's not all.

We traced Geraldine's
cell phone log,

and it appears as though
she's the one who hired

Blaine to eliminate Clover.

I'll bet my term paper
and your crashed car

were Geraldine, too.

I can't believe we
didn't believe her.

We have to find her.

Already done.

We've traced her x-powder
signal to a previously unknown

island in the Pacific Ocean.

SAM: That's no unknown island.

That's Geraldine's barge!

How are we gonna
get there in time?

JERRY: How else.

Thanks, Jer.

[growls]

What part of mystery
employer didn't you understand?

[strains]

Gotta admire the
hardware, but I

still want you to put me down.

Not until you
answer my question.

Why did you come here?

I came to find out who
hired me to off my girlfriend.

GERALDINE: Girlfriend?

Guess that explains why you
didn't finish your mission.

Girlfriend?

Ah, that's so sweet.

After I eliminate
you, I'm going to do

away with that vile Clover.

Ruining your life is
fun, but ending it

will be even more rewarding.

[yells]

Sorry, Geraldine, but
that's so not gonna happen.

[hisses]

Hey, Blainy!

Hey, beautiful.

Hi-yah!

[grunts]

Is that all you've
got, super spy wannabe?

Getting dizzy yet, Geraldine?

Not a chance!

If I were you, I'd give
up now, little girl.

[high-pitched gasp]

Whoa!

[grunts]

Whoa!

You'll never get
away with this!

Looks like I already have.

Clover, watch out!

[screams]

Guess it serves me
right for gloating.

Hi-yah!

Guess I have you to
think this, Clover.

Or rather the Clover
hologram I used to steal it.

[sinister laughing]

[screams]

Put me down!

I thought you might enjoy
hanging out for a while.

[laser blasts]

Guess I should have
seen that one coming, huh.

[screams]

If nothing brings two people
together like adversity,

then you two are about
to get real close.

[sinister laughing]

OK, now I'm miffed.

Any sign of Clover yet?

No, but I'm
picking up something

majorly freaky on the radar.

[beeping]

Hmm.

Since when are
sharks made of metal?

I'd bet my A in poli-sci that
Geraldine's inside that shark.

Let's get her.

Hello!

Last time Clover was trapped
alone on Geraldine's island,

she became an overachieving
robot spyborg.

You're right.

We'll deal with Geraldine later.

Autopilot engaged.

[laser blasts]

Right now, we have to rescue
the boy crazy shopaholic

we know and love.

Right behind you, Sammy.

Coach said a few extra inches
would help my b-ball career,

but this is taking it too far.

There's not enough
haute couture in Paris

to cover these freakish arms.

It's OK.

I like your freakish arms.

Oh, you always know
the perfect thing to say.

You're the bestest
boyfriend ever.

Ahh.

So what are we going to do?

I can't believe I'm saying
this, but all we have to do

is wait, and we can slip
right out of these cocoons.

Right behind you, babe.

Whoa!

Phew!

Phew!

I may not have properly
thought this plan through.

The jungle floor is
m*rder on the coif.

At least the circus
is always hiring.

[grunts]

OK, leaving the stretchmarks
behind confirms it.

Geraldine is the worst
master spy in history.

Maybe if we can snag it--

We can reverse the process.

It's totally scary how
perfect we are for each other.

[kissing noises]

You get me all twisted
into knots, baby.

If I have to go out this
way, I'm glad it's with you.

Don't worry.

Nobody's going anywhere.

Sam!

Alex!

I'm so glad you're here!

Clover, we are so totally
unbelievably how can

we ever make it up to you sorry.

It's OK.

I forgive you.

Besides nothing
said I'm sorry you

like returning your best friend
and her boyfriend to normal.

You got it.

Ahh!

I will never complain about
being the fifth shortest member

of the b-ball team again.

And I'll never complain about
shopping off the rack again.

Come on, girls.

We've got a crazy
British baddie to stop.

Better take this.

Never know when we
want to give Geraldine

a taste of her own medicine.

How are we going
to find Geraldine--

Target spotted.

Wow, you're good.

[giggles]

Ugh, ugh!

I can't believe
you escaped again!

Everybody ready?

Locked and loaded.

Sam, can you try and
keep this thing steady?

Sorry, but it's not like I
can control the actual air.

[groans]

Come on, Blainy.

Use that hot spiking arm.

Whoa!

Or not.

SAM: Steady as a rock
can't blame that one on me.

[groans]

[screams]

This is getting most tiresome.

[cat purrs]

Hurry!

Geraldine's about to go deep.

[laser blasts]

Way to go, Alex.

[cat purrs]

[coughing]

You haven't won yet!

[screams]

OK, maybe you have.

Way to go, Clover.

Great work, girls and Blaine.

[clears throat]

Um, Clover, you can bring
Geraldine in any time.

I thought she might enjoy
hanging out for a while.

[giggling]

ALEX: We're so sorry we
doubted you, best friend.

You guys should've
known better.

You're right.

You've never plagiarized a
term paper in your entire life.

So why doubt you now?

And you've never borrowed
my car before without asking.

No, I mean you should've known
I'd never take poli-sci, Sam.

And, Alex, I still can't
drive a stick shift.

[giggling]

I'm just grateful you two were
able to save Blainy and me.

JERRY: I've got some
great news, girls.

Blaine has agreed to give
up his freelance spying

and come to work for WOOHP.

Well, you know what they say--

a couple who spies
together, stays together.

Hey, Remember us?

Yeah, you already
have two spymates.

Besides, Clover,
for the time being,

Blaine will be working out of
the WOOHP Australia office.

[record scratches]

Australia?

As in the continent on the
other side of the world!

Whaa!

Don't worry, beautiful.

Our relationship as strong as
ours can totally handle it.

But I'm going to miss you.

Not as much as I'm
going to miss you.

On the bright side, I
hear there's some amazing

beach v-ball courts down there.

Plus you can always
visit me on spring break.

Long distance is tough,
but once we're married,

we'll have our whole
lives ahead of us.

Sorry, did you
just say married?

[giggles]