04x19 - Like, So Totally Not Spies – Parts 2

[bunniefuu]

[theme music]

What a weird
day this has been.

It all started when we
woke up on the floor.

[groans]

SAM: And it got even weirder
once we left the house.

Well, showing off our
new clothes wasn't weird.

It was pretty cool.

ALEX: But then, this freaky
futuristic cell phone thingy

went off, and this old
guy we'd never seen before

told us that we were spies.
CLOVER: As if.

So I threw the device out
and we went for lunch.

And that's when we were
so rudely attacked.

[screams]

[laughs]

SAM: And even though
we escaped, our lives

seemed to be in danger.

Like, what is going on here?

[digital sound]

So tell me again why we're
going through the garbage.

We're not.

Clover is, because
she's the one that

threw out the weird cell phone
thingy in the first place.

Hey, don't blame me.

I didn't know what it was.

Still, if we want to get
in touch with that old guy,

we're going to need it.

This is so unfair,
and so gross.

Ew.

Ew.

Looks like it's been [inaudible]

Huh?

Yeah.

Can we go home now?

We are in danger, Clover.

We have to find that
cell phone, even

if it means going through
every garbage can. at school.

CLOVER: Ew.

OK, I am swimming around in
garbage, my outfit is ruined,

and I smell horrible.

Can this day get any worse?

Haha.

I knew this is where
you got your look.

What do you want, Mandy?

Oh, nothing.

Now that I'm seeing you like
this, my year is complete.

Haha.

[laughs]

It's official.

This is quickly becoming
the worst day of my life.

Oh, I know it is, but
you can't give up, Clover.

Sammy's right.

You've got to give us
one more dumpster dive.

Fine, but you girls owe me
some serious pamper points.

[screams]

Hey, I found

it.
- Great.

Now, let's just make
the call and get

our lives back to normal.

Maybe it works
on voice command.

Open.

Please open.

I said open up.

OK, now you're just
being difficult.

It probably needs a
more delicate touch.

Bingo.

[phone ringing]

[gasps]

I knew they would call back.

Sam, Clover, Alex.

Er, old guy?

Listen carefully, girls.

You may be in great danger.

May?

We were just attacked at lunch.

Yeah, there was a crazy
waiter and a freaky waitress

and this really creepy guy.

They totally ruined our sushi.

Three people attacked you?

It must be the LAMOS.

It was a pretty lame lunch.

Not lame, LAMOS,
the League Aiming

to Menace and Overthrow Spies.

Sadly, their leader is
my brother, Terence,

and he will stop at
nothing to defeat us.

[gasps]

Girls, it is
imperative that you

get me out of this submarine.

I don't know.

Submarine rescues
aren't really our thing.

Yeah, we usually hang out
at the Grove after school.

And besides, how do we
know that we can trust you?

We just met you today.

Actually, Sam, we've known
each other for quite a while.

This was taken at
the WOOHP picnic.

We went to a picnic?

How cool is that?

Hey, that's my favorite purse.

And those are the shoes
I wore all last summer.

As I told you earlier,
you girls are super spies.

So how come we can't
remember anything about it?

It's your new bracelets.

They've erased part
of your memory.

An evil fashion accessory?

Yeah right.

And to think I was
actually starting to buy

with that old guy was selling.

Please, call me, Jerry.

Girls, Old guy--

I mean, Jerry, just
might be on to something.

My bracelet won't come off.

You must hurry, girls.

The submarine is
filling with water.

So what do you think?

Oh, what the heck?

There's nothing good
on TV tonight, anyway.

Excellent.

Only one prob.

What do we know
about being spies?

Oh, don't worry about that.

As always, you will find
Gladys to be a tremendous help.

Gladys?
Who's Gladys?

[wind]

GLADYS: Welcome back
to WOOHP, agents.

[screams]

I wonder if there's
a movie on this flight.

Forget seeing a movie,
it's like we're in one.

GLADYS: Since you have no
memory of being spies--

[screams]

I should remind
you of a few things.

I am Gladys, and I
am head of WOOHP.

I thought that
was Jerry's job.

Oh, I just let Jerry
tell people he's in charge.

It makes him feel important.

In that case, do we
really have to save him?

GLADYS: I'm afraid
so, but before you do,

you'll need a few things.

An important part of every
spy mission is the gadgets.

No spy ever embarks
without them.

Big deal.

I already have a nail file.

GLADYS: Does your
nail file do this?

No, it doesn't do that.

GLADYS: Next is the bubble
protection, bubble gum.

Is it sugar free?

GLADYS: No, but it's
completely waterproof.

And finally, your jet packs.

OK, now I feel
like a real spy.

There's still one more thing.

You need your outfits.

Yes!

Awesome.

I've so got to get one
of those for my bedroom.

And I so love this outfit.

How did you know
yellow is my color?

GLADYS: You told us.

Now please, put
on your jet packs.

It's time to rescue Jerry.

Three super spies
ready for action.

Good, because we're
over the target area.

Get ready to jump.

No way.

- Forget it.
- As if.

Ah, I hoped it
wouldn't come to this.

[screams]

OK, what do we do now?

Hope that this is
all just a bad dream.

There has to be an on
button here somewhere.

Got it.

[screams]

Hey, that actually
looks kind of fun.

Awesome!

Huh, looks easy enough.

[buzzing sound]

Huh?

Guys, guys, guys!

Alex!

[screams]

Alex, are you OK?

I'm fine.

I just so don't want
to be a spy anymore.

Too bad, because it looks
like you're really good at it.

Hey, that's submarine.

But how are we
going to get to it?

What about this
bubble protection gum

that the robot lady gave us.

It's worth a shot.

Tight.

We're here.

Now, how are we
going to get inside?

Easy, we use the
laser nail file.

OK, but be careful where
you point that thing.

Now that's what I call
a serious grooming tool.

[screams]

OK, we really should
have thought this one

through a little better.

If we don't fix
this leak ASAP,

the sub is going straight
to the bottom of the ocean.

[scraping sound]

I've got an idea.

Take off your helmets.

You sure that's
the best plan, Sammy?

Yeah, I don't want to
risk drowning, or getting

my hair wet for no reason.

Trust me, it's the best
way to cover the hole.

Hey, we're pretty
good at this.

Maybe we are spies, after all.

JERRY: Girls, please hurry.

Did somebody call
for a rescue team?

I knew I could count on you.

Now, would you mind untying me?

The ropes are
beginning to chafe.

OK, but you better
not try anything funny.

Ah, free at last.

Now, let's get out of
here before Terrence

finds out what we're up to.

TERRENCE: Too late for that.

What?

You good guys
are so predictable.

Hey, it's the LAMOS guys we
beat over at the sushi spot.

It would seem,
Jerry, that I'm going

to have the pleasure
of dispatching you

and your star spies
at the same time.

Did you hear that?
He just called us star spies.

We must be good.

But not good enough.

We beat you once, and
we're going to do it again.

[screams]

Did you teach her
that one, dear brother?

[screams]

Owe, that really hurt.

Now it's time to bust a move.

[screams]

Round and round you go.

Oh, I'm not feeling so good.

[screams]

I really don't
want to fight you.

Good.

That'll make this very easy.

[screams]

I thought I trained
them better than this.

It looks like
I've finally won.

Not so fast, Terrence.

I'm not going down
without a fight.

Ah, yes you are.

[laughs]

Soon the submarine will be
completely filled with water.

And then it's going to sink
into a shark feeding area.

Chompey, chompey.

[laughs]

A nice demise.

We'll be sure to leave all the
hatches open on the way out.

Wouldn't want to make
those hungry sharks wait

too long for their next meal.

[laughs]

I'll win.

A few hours ago, we
were just normal students.

Now, we're about to
become shark food.

And what's worse, we risked
our lives for a guy who

isn't even the head of WOOHP.

I beg your pardon?

Oh, it's OK, Jerry.

Gladys told us that
she's the real boss.

But I'm the head of WOOHP.

Gladys is my assistant.

Well, it doesn't
really matter now.

We're finished.

That's not what I taught you.

I taught you girls that
there's always a way out,

and you were the best
students I ever trained.

Sam, you've always used
your keen deductive logic

to figure out difficult clues.

Alex, your athletic
ability is second to none.

Hm.

Ahem?

And?

And?

Oh, oh yes, of course.

Clover, basically,
when you're a spy,

you're the same as you
are in your regular life.

What's that supposed to mean?

I mean, whether you're a spy
or whether you're a student,

your creativity
is second to none.

Oh, that's pretty
cool, I guess.

If only you could get
those bracelets off,

then you'd be able to think
like the spies that you are.

He, check it out.

My bracelet is rusting.

Oh, low rent much.

We are so getting
a refund on these.

Totally.

Aha, the salt water must be
causing the clasp to corrode.

Quick, girls, put your
bracelets back underwater.

[gasps]

[fighting noises]

[gasps]

[fighting noises]

[gasps]

[fighting noises]

[gasps]

No way.

He's right.

We are spies.

Welcome back, ladies.

OK, anyone else ready to wipe
out the LAMOS once and for all?

Yeah, but first I need
a little help over here.

No problem, I can remember
all our training, even the class

on knots.

Yeah, we kind of
skipped that class.

Well, you never said
we'd be tested on it.

[quaking]

[gasps]

Yeah, all right.

Yay.

Unfortunately, we've sunk too
deep to swim to the surface.

A torpedo tube.

All we have to do is sh**t
ourselves out of here.

[screams]

I don't suppose anyone
has a more comfortable idea?

[ticking]

Oh.

Gladys, bring the jet to
pick up all four of us.

We'll be at the surface
in a few seconds.

Coming right up.

[screams]

Now to get our
hands on Terrence.

Any idea where he
might be heading?

To WOOHP.

[screams]

[laughs]

It's a full house, boss.

The WOOHP agents are all here.

Perfect.

Lucky you saved that mask.

Indeed.

Now, to destroy WOOHP.

Agents, I'll be brief.

Each of you has just been
given the latest communication

device from the lab.

And as of this moment,
it is standard issue

for all WOOHP agents.

So please, put on
your new bracelets.

Thank you.

[sighs]

[laughs]

Now, I just need to be
certain that you girls

are ready to take on the LAMOS.

Um, we can't
attack you, Jerry.

Oh, come now, girls.

Just pretend that I'm Terrence.

[fighting noises]

You're ready.

[giggles]

What is this place?

I don't know, but I'm not
sticking around to find out.

It's working, Terrence.

They're all going home.

Brilliant.

Now, get ready to witness a
dawn of a new era in evil.

With WOOHP neutralized,
nothing can stop us.

JERRY: Surprise.

This wasn't part of the plan.

I am too close to success.

I will not be stopped.

There's no way.

Yes, way.

Get rid of them.

But my bracelets.

They were perfect.

[fighting noises]

Yeah, perfectly cheap, as
in next time you're looking

to create memory-erasing
jewelry, you

might want to consider silver.

Now get ready for
the big payback.

[fighting noises]

Yes!

Wow, being a super spy is
even more than I remembered.

Face it, Terrence,
you'll never win.

This is the end of the LAMOS.

I beg to differ, brother.

OK, Jerry, we're ready
to put him away for you.

No, girls.

This is a family matter.

I'll handle it myself.

Bring it on, Terrence.

No, why don't you bring it on?

Come on, Jer,
finish him already.

[fighting noises]

He's going down
any second now.

Not likely.

You're going down.

I've got you right
where I want you.

No, I've got you
right where I want you.

This is the end of
the line, Terrence.

[grunts]

But you know, I was
going to beat him.

We know, but it's
been a really long day

and we so want to go home.

[giggles]

Thanks to you,
girls, the LAMOS

has finally been eliminated.

And with their bracelets
removed, all of our agents

are back to normal.

I'm going to make sure these
bracelets are never used again.

Good, because it was
way weird not being

able to remember being a spy.

Yeah, it was like we were
totally missing something

exciting in our lives.

I guess that as much
as we sometimes complain,

the truth is we really
like being spies.

I'm glad you feel that way.

And thank you for
defeating the LAMOS,

I'm taking you out shopping.

And believe it or not, WOOHP
will pay for everything.

Did I say we
liked being spies?

I meant we love it.

One thing before we leave.

Gladys, I expect
all the paperwork

on this case to be on my
desk by the time we get back.

But that's not my department.

Quite the contrary.

As the head of WOOHP,
it is part of your job.

You are so busted.

[giggles]

As times change,
a spy must always

fit in with the current trends.

Back in the 1960s, we spies went
for the super swinging look.

A few years later, a
look was super cool.

Not long ago, spies perfected
the super slick look.

[screams]

Perhaps my current look is one
that is most fitting for a spy.