04x09 - Arnold the Great

[bunniefuu]

[beeping]

[theme music]

This time of night, there's
only one question worth

asking--

glazed or cream filled?

[laughing]

[huffs]

[gasps]

[gasps]

Right and I
could work the neck

better if I was wearing
anti-grav boots,

but that would be cheating.

Too bad Alex didn't come with.

She's not as picky as you are
about playing by the rules.

Moddy Bar?

[screaming]

[giggles]

I think you better switch
to the low-carb Moddy Bars.

Ooh!

Uh.

Hey, this has been chewed up.

Wait a sec.

My souvenir pillow from
Niagara Falls is gone.

You mean this one?

Eww.

Whatever's going
on it reeks of--

Alex.

Hey!

Back so soon?

How was the game?

All right, Alex,
what's going on?

Chewed up chair legs.

Slobbered up pillow.

Maybe we got
attacked by beavers?

[barking]

[gasps]

Oh, boy am I hungry.

Just listen to my stomach.

What's for lunch, guys?

[pants]

[gasps] Oh!

OK, I'm busted.

But what was I supposed to do?

Sparky was lost.

I had to bring him home.

You can't keep him.

Sorry, Alex.

[panting]

[groans softly]

[whimpering]

But look how cozy and fuzzy
and cuddly and nuzzly he is.

Think about it, Sam.

Having a puppy might
seriously broaden

certain horizons for us.

[barks]

Oh.

This puppy obviously
belongs to someone.

We got to return him.

Thanks for totally
k*lling my fantasy, Sam.

We'll make some
flyers and put them

up around the neighborhood.

I guess you're right.

[buzzing]

Hello, detention alert!

We're going to be late for
first period if we don't hurry!

Wait, what about Sparky
while we're in school?

Uh, I'm sure he'll
be fine right here.

[laughs nervously]

[barks]

Eww.

[inaudible] please.

Look who's student
of the week again.

[sighs] Doesn't Mandy ever
get tired of buying votes?

Does a piranha ever
get tired of biting toes?

Hi, guys.

Hi, Clover.

What you doing?

Take a wild guess, Arnold.

Uh, eating lunch?

[laughs nervously]

[whimpering]

Hmm?

Mmm.

Delish.

You must have been
really hungry to eat

your lunch so fast.

And your plate.

Uh, Sam, what's
that you're writing.

I'm analyzing Mandy's
center of gravity.

I predict it will cross over
from unstable to critical right

about now.

[groaning]

[screaming]

Guess we'd better
go bail her out.

Don't worry.

I'll save you.

[groans]

[screaming]

[gasps]

Huh?

[laughing]

[Angrily] What are
you all looking at?

I meant to do that.

[laughing]

[Mockingly] Don't worry.

I'll save you.

Not!

[laughs]

Get away from me!

You are useless.

I am useless.

SAM: Oh, hey, Arnold,
don't listen to her.

CLOVER: Yeah, It's no Biggie.

Nobody got hurt
except Mandy's pride.

I wish I could be more
like Admiral Admirable.

He always saves the day.

SAM: Alex!

[barking]

Uh.

Hey, I thought you
said you were going

to leave Sparky at the house.

I know but I was
leaving and he looked so--

[screaming]

Whoa!

What is that?

ALEX: It's Sparky.

[gasps]

[barks]

[growls]

Let go of that.

[barking]

Charming.

Moving on.

Super spies, we just
got a tip that a robbery

is to occur at the
federal gold reserve

this evening in Beverly Hills.

Needless to say,
you will stop it.

Very needless.

Gladys.

Sam, I believe that this
mission calls for the M-ray

contact lens in aquamarine.

Clover, you'll have
to laser nail file.

And let's avoid hitting the
mayor's car again all right.

Alex, the wind tunnel 9000
laser tornado blast hair dryer

might come in handy.

Good luck, super spies.

Now, look.

Sparky just ate, so he
should be OK for a few hours,

but you'll have to walk him
soon so here's his leash.

Sparky walk soon?

Well, you're not leaving
that creature here.

Well, we certainly can't
take him with us on a mission.

There it is.

COMPUTER: Autopilot engaged.

ALEX: Who's that inside?

I don't know,
but let's say hi.

That's no person.

It's a projection.

You mean someone's
trying to trap us?

[yelling]

Is that our bad guy?

If he is, he's
not a very good one.

[groaning]

Desist all criminal
activity, oh vile felon.

Admiral Admirable is here.

Hey, I know that voice.

It's--

Arnold.

Feel the wrath
of my gummy snare.

[splats]

Oh!

Oh no!

He's trapped himself!

[groaning]

Help!

This isn't part of the plan.

Help!

Someone!

Clover!

Sam!

Alex!

Hang tight, Arnold.

[explodes]

Arnold, what are
you doing here?

I had the same
question for you.

You guys are superheroes?

That would be super spies.

You see, we got
this promotion and--

And I don't think we
oughta say too much.

Uh, you're the one who needs
to be answering questions.

For starters, what's
with that tacky outfit?

I just thought if I could be
more like Admiral Admirable,

kids would be more
impressed with me.

Hey, maybe I can join you.

Admiral Admirable
and the super spies.

Cool, huh?

Cool?
Not.

Why not?

I've got the outfit.

Forget it, Arnold.

There's more to being a
super spy than funny clothes.

Look, we gotta
trust you not to tell

anyone that we're spies, OK.

It could put our
very lives in danger.

Fine.

Thanks, Arnold.

Let's get this back
to WOOHP for analysis.

Sorry, Arnie.
Gotta go.

We're on a case.
See you in school tomorrow?

We got home ec
together sixth period.

You can help me
bake brownies, OK.

They get to be super spies,
and you get to bake brownies?

Who-- who are you?

I don't like to brag,
but I'm the one who made

those girls into super spies.

You did?

I can spot raw super
spy talent a mile away,

and I can tell you've
got a bucket of it.

I've had my eye on you
for some time, Armond.

It's Arnold.

Really?

I always thought that the
girls needed a fourth member,

someone fearless, brave, strong.

I could be that person.

I know you could.

I even suggested to the
girls to recruit you.

I guess they felt
threatened by you.

I thought they
were my friends.

I know how you feel--

betrayed.

As do I. That's why
forming a new team,

and I want you to be on it.

I'm in.

What do I have to do?

First, put this on.

It's the team utility belt.

What do I do now?

[sinister laughing]

This just isn't right.

Tell me about it.

It shouldn't take WOOHP this
long to analyze that projector

we pulled from the truck.

Not that.

Jerry's on a mission
to train Sparky

and won't give him back to me.

And last night in Beverly
Hills, a hero arose.

The saviour in our midst
not only rescued a man from

drowning and prevented a single
engine plane with a broken wing

from crashing, but he even had
time to save a cat named Mr.

Fluffy from a tree.

Whoever this masked
avenger is, thank you.

Wow.

Admiral Admirable
seems pretty effective.

Arnold's going to get himself
hurt if he keeps this up.

We better have a talk with him.

OK, where's he at?

Arnold always bugs me in the
cafeteria around this time.

[screaming]

ARNOLD: I shall save you.

Way to go, Andy!

Nice one.

Actually, it's Arnold.

[cheering]

I guess the Admiral
is just a little faster

than the super spies, huh?

I'm sure both of our secrets
are safe with each other.

Did you happen to catch
the news this morning?

We did.

Arnold, Admiral Admirable
needs to majorly cool

his jets before he gets hurt.

Sounds to me like you're
jealous of the Admiral.

And stop calling
yourself the Admiral.

It's getting creepy.

Ha.

Roll over.

See, Sparky.

Just like daddy.

[barking]

Yes, yes, very good, Sparky.

We'll continue your
training later.

Nice trick, Jer.

We came as soon as we could.

Hey, Sparky!

[barks]

Yes, well, I--

I just finished the
analysis of that projector

you brought in last night.

Gladys.

[snarls]

This was the original
image, but as you can see,

by raising the contrast 43% and
decreasing the color saturation



Oh no!

It's Geraldine, the witch who
used that mind control device

to turn me against you guys.

I thought you
had her locked up.

We did until a few weeks
ago when she escaped.

I've had other
spies on the case.

I didn't tell you because
I didn't want you to worry.

Well, it didn't work.

I'm plenty worried.

[ringing]

Hello,

ARNOLD: Alex, you
got to help me.

I think someone is after me.

I'm at my house and--

[gasps] That was the Admiral.

I mean Arnold.

He's in trouble.

You bet he's in trouble.

How dare he call you on
your private cell number?

[whimpering]

Sparky, stay.

Well, how come
you listen to her?

I don't like this.

Something's not right.

[gasps]

[sinister laughing] You've
heard of the Internet?

Well, feast your eyes
on the hindernet.

Hey!

Arnold, what are you doing?

I am Admiral
Admirable, and I will

now take you to my secret lair.

His gadgets may
be getting better,

but this lair is
as lame as it gets.

Silence!

The Admiral does not
tolerate comments

about his decorating skills.

You are warned.

All right, Admiral,
where is she.

We know Geraldine
is behind this.

[yawns]

Very good.

Hello, stupor spies.

[laughs]

Good one.

The Admiral must
write that down.

I can't believe you used
Arnold to get to us.

That's low even for
someone like you.

Tut, tut, girls.

All's fair in w*r and w*r.

You did well, Admiral.

The Admiral is pleased.

So now what?

We make the spies join our team?

Actually, we get
revenge on WOOHP

by getting rid of the
spies and their boss Jerry.

Of course, I'll have to
eliminate you as well.

Uh, the Admiral thinks
he misheard that last part.

Hey, did--

[agonized moan]

Thanks for the help, Admiral.

What happened?

Geraldine controlled
his mind just like she

did that time to Clover.

Thanks for bringing
that up, Alex.

Say hello to tornado in a tub.

You so ripped that
idea off from us.

So sue me.

[sinister laughing]

Will someone tell
me what's going on?

Sure.

We're about to be swept
away by a tornado.

Whoa!

[screaming]

[screams]

Sam, think of something.

That's what you're good at.

It's a little hard
with Admiral Admirable

over here screaming
like a pre-schooler.

OK, wait.

I got it!

Arnold, calm down.

We need your help.

In my backpack is
the wind tunnel


blast hair dryer.

See it?

Yeah.

Good idea, Alex.

Arnold, set it on
reverse and turn it on.

I don't understand.

It worked.

[screaming]

This is the part where
we get trashed right?

No.

This is part where
we save your butt.

[screaming]

Can't breathe, Arnold.

Guys, thanks.

How about, guys, I'm sorry
I was such a total weenie

and almost got you k*lled.

Wait.
That's it.

Geraldine thinks we're done in.

We've got the advantage.

She's going after Jerry.

[gasps] You know
what that means.

Sparky's in danger!

We'll sort out your
priorities later.

Arnold, stay here and
stay out of trouble.

[low growl]

Come on now, just like
we did in my office.

Heel.

Ugh!

I've trained those
three girls to be spies.

It's only a matter of time
before I train you, too.

[giggles]

Oh, who is a good
little doggie, eh?

[growls]

No!

I'll get you, my Jerry,
and your little dog, too.

[whoops]

[sinister laughing]

[startled yelping]

What?

I thought you were--

You thought wrong.

[yelps]

[groaning]

How are we gonna
stop that thing?

I don't know.

But nobody threatens my puppy!

Clover, use the laser nail
file to cut a hole in the hull.

A hull hole!

Why didn't I think of that?

What else have we got?

[screaming]

Sparky, stay.

Hang in there, super spies.

At least we've got
some cover here.

You don't do much
field work, Jer, do you?

Remind me never to
use our jacuzzi again.

[sinister laughing]

What?

Who or what is that?

It's Admiral Admirable!

So it's come down to you
and me, eh, Admiral Admirable?

Whoa!

[yelping]

[sinister laughing]

Quick, Admiral Admirable, we
need your gummy snare blaster.

[sinister laughing]

[yelps]

[groans]

Here you go, Jerry, and try
not to lose her this time.

I'll get you for
this, Admiral Admirable.

Not today, Geraldine.

Admiral Admirable is it?

I've seen your comic books.

And that's the only place
you're going to see me.

This Admiral is going
into retirement.

But not before the Admiral
gets a special tour of WOOHP,

including a visit to the memory
alteration center right, Jer.

Oh, right.

Come with me, Admiral.

Come on, Alex.

Cheer up.

We knew that sooner or
later Sparky's owner

would see those flyers.

I think Jerry's taking
it harder than, Alex.

He could hardly stop crying long
enough to wipe Arnold's memory.

[bell chimes]

There he is.

Be strong, Alex.

[barks]

[gasps]

Hero, how are you doing boy?

[barking]

Sparky's name is Hero?

Yeah, I'm Brad.

You must be Alex.

Thanks for taking such
good care of Hero.

You know I live right
in the neighborhood.

Any time you want to have a
walk around the block with him--

How about right now.

Huh?

Come on.

Let's go find us
some stray puppies.

Way ahead of you.

Hey, everyone.

I just found the coolest
computer program on the Net.

It can, like,
scientifically tell me

who the biggest
loser at Bev High

is, as if I couldn't
guess that it's

going to be one of my pathetic
neighbors, Sam, Clover, Alex.

Or maybe all three.

Ha, ha, ha, ha!

Now the computer
is figuring out who

gets the highest loser score.

What!

This computer must be
fried or something!

[whacks computer]

Um, just check back
with me a little

later when I work the bugs out.

[whacks computer]