02x18 - Nature Nightmare

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THEME SONG: Here we go,
we're getting on the road

'til we stop, and
then we'll shop.

So one, two, three now
baby, here we go, go, go.

Here we go, here we go,
on a mission undercover,

and we're in control.

Here we go, here we go.

We're Totally Spies so
we get on with the show.

Here we go, here
we go, here we go.

[beeping]

[forest sounds]

[music playing]

[footsteps running]

Can anyone hear me?

This is Wade Richley.

I'm a reporter.

My crew and I have
been attacked.

We--

[cracking noises]

Please!
Anyone!

There's something in the forest.

It's all around!

[screaming]

[music playing]

[screaming]

Ugh.

[screaming]

[surprised gasps]

Nice landing, David.

Wow, David.

That was pretty brave
risking your life on such

a realistic fake mountain.

Yeah, we'll see how I do in
the real thing this weekend.

It's going to be
way more extreme.

[heaving breathing]

Hello.

Drool much?

So you're going climbing
this weekend, huh?

Can I tag along?

Uh, I don't think so.

It's going to be pretty rough.

Not if you're
there to protect me.

No offense, but I think
you're a little high maintenance

for the type of extreme
sports I'm into.

Ouch.

That's going to leave a mark.

High maintenance?

Excuse me!

Have you ever been
bargain hunting?

As far as sports go,
it's totally extreme.

Sorry, Clover.

See you later, girls.

Mmm.

Well, would it make a
difference if I told

you I was an international sp--

Clover!

I can't believe you were going
to tell him who you really are!

Oh, who cares.

What fun is it being a spy
if we can't tell anyone?

Where's the payoff?

We should at least get, like,
free facials or something.

Ugh.

The payoff is keeping
the world safe, Clover.

And you know telling David
could put him in serious danger.

I know.

I just want a hottie
to call my own.

If there was only some way--

[footsteps]

Huh?

Stop everything.

Idea forming.

[twinkling sounds]

Ahh.

Clover, you don't
know the first thing

about rock climbing.

Please.

I was like the queen of
my step aerobics class.

How do I look?

Like you're about to
be shot out of a cannon.

Chances are we won't even
get to the rock climbing.

David will take one look at
me in this outfit and say--

[screaming]

Is no place safe from
the WOOHP these days?

[screaming]

Sorry to pull you away
from your shopping, girls,

but I'm afraid it's
a matter of great--

Oh, Clover.

What on earth are you wearing?

You look like a pink
crash test dummy.

It's-- oh forget it.

Let's just get to the mission.

Right.

Two days ago a
Canadian news team

disappeared while
investigating a remote mountain

region in Western Canada
near Saskatchewan.

Say scratch a what?

Saskatchewan.

It's a place, like the mall.

[GIGGLE]

Yes.

Over the last year, 25 local
farmers and loggers have

vanished from these mountains.

The reporters were there
looking for answers.

Any clues?

Only this distress
call we picked up

on the WOOHP satellite from one
of the reporters, Wade Richley.

MALE VOICE: [ON TAPE
RECORDER] Please!

Anyone!
There's something in the forest.

It's all around!
- OK.

Scary.

Yes.

Something in those
mountains could

pose a threat to world safety.

WOOHP wants you spies to
go undercover as campers

to find out what it is.

Campers?

Like in pitching tents
and stalking our own k*ll?

Can't you put us up in
a nice resort nearby?

Hmm.

Let me think about that.

No.

Now let's get a look
at your gadgets.

Mostly standard issue.

There's your Heat Sensor


Sunglasses, Jet Pack Backpack,
Parachutes, and something new I

think you girls will enjoy.

Boomerang Buzzsaw Barrettes.

They come in three
styles, panda,

furry kitty, and unicorn.

Remember this is a
dangerous mission, girls.

Be careful.
- Don't worry, Jer.

We can totally handle
the wilderness.

It's all about teamwork.

IN UNISON: I call the panda!

Give me that!

[interposing voices]

[nature sounds]

According to the
coordinates Jerry gave us,

we're right around where
the reporters disappeared.

I say we set up camp here
and start looking for clues.

Sounds like a plan.

Where's Clover?

Clover?

OK, I don't know who
designed this for us,

but it needs an escalator.

And could the woods
be any dirtier?

Don't worry, Clover.

We brought plenty
of water to wash up.

Right, Alex?

I-- I thought you
brought the water.

Me?
No.

I'm the guide.

The guide never
brings the water.

Who came up with that rule?

The camping fairy?

Well, why couldn't
Clover bring it?

She brought everything else.

CLOVER: And more.

SAM: OK, stop.

We'll find water tomorrow.

It's no big deal.

Let's just set up camp and get a
fire going before it gets cold.

Who's got the matches?

[music playing]

Anyone got two stones?

We could bang them together
and the sparks would make fire.

I've got a pair of clogs.

Hey, I found some
packages of hot chocolate.

[ripping paper]

ALL: Mmm.

I want to go home.

ALEX: Well, we can't.

We've got a mission.

Look at it this way, Clover.

What better way
to prove to David

you're not high maintenance
than by surviving out here.

Oh!

You're right.

This total proof.

What are you doing?

I'm going to call him.

Hello?

David.

Hi, it's Clover.

I just called to
tell you I'm totally

camping in the mountains and
freezing to death, I might add.

Pretty extreme, huh?

[GRUNTING] Uh, Clover,
I'm a little busy

and I don't want to cramp up.

I knew you'd think so.

So what do you say, can I
come along in your climb

this weekend if I'm still alive?

Sure whatever.

DAVID: Ahh!

[weights dropping]

Score!

You know I think this
whole outdoor thing

is starting to grow on me.

Where's the nearest plug?

Ugh!

[scary noises]

Uh,what was that?

Get your sunglasses.

[tense music]

[beeping]

Maybe it was the wind?

Um, that doesn't
sound like the wind.

According to the glasses,
there's nothing out there.

[strange sounds]

[screaming]

CLOVER: What is that?

Everyone just stay calm.

Maybe it'll go away.

[screeching sounds]

[screaming]

We've got to get
out of this tent.

Clover!

Alex!

Grab on to me!

[screaming]

[owl hooting]

What could have done this?

Maybe we trespassed
on the home

of a grumpy bunch of squirrels.

Or maybe the clean mountain
air is tweaking your brain.

[sighing]

What the--

Hey, I think I found something.

Were those missing
reporters with WQTV?

They must have crashed trying
to get away from something.

Maybe the same something
that attacked us.

VOICES ON RECORDER:
Get us out of here!

There's something
holding us down.

It's all around us.

The viewfinder is smashed
I might know a way around it

though.

Let's get somewhere safe.

[tense music]

All right, I
routed the camera's

playback into my Compowder.

Keep your fingers crossed.

[beeping]

Get us out of here!

There's something
holding us down.

It's all around us.

Can anyone hear me?

This is Wade Richley.

That's the reporter
Jerry was talking about.

Newsflash.

Hottie.

[static]

[panting]

Recognize the path he's on?

It's right in front of us.

[tense music]

Check it out.

Footprints.

Huh.

No other tracks leading away.

The only other place he
could have gone would be--

[gasp]

What is that?

I think it's a pinata.

It's a cocoon.

Don't poke it.

What if some face-hugging thingy
leaps out and eats your brain?

I'm just going
to knock it down

so we can get a closer look.

[squishy noises]

ALL: Ew!

So that's what's
going on in this forest.

Someone is growing men in pods.

Hmm.

Not a bad idea, really.

Wait!

It's Wade Richley.

[groaning]

What happened?

Where am I?

You and your
crew were attacked.

You're safe now.

Who did this to you?

I don't know, but
they were everywhere.

And there was this sound.

Clover, help me get him up.

[strange noises]

Hmm?

[muffled cries]

Wait.

Did you hear something?

[strange noises]

Where's Alex?

Alex!

That--that's the sound.

That's the sound it makes
when it comes for you.

When what comes?

Oh my gosh, look!

It's the forest!

It's alive!

[tense music]

We gotta get out of here.

No!
Alex!

We have to find--
Ahh!

[interposing voices]

[screaming]

I can't believe we left Alex.

We'll find her, Clover.

Don't worry.

There's something up ahead.

[panting]

Maybe I've seen too
many horror movies,

but an abandoned farmhouse
is usually a bad thing.

[squealing monster noises]

I don't think
we have a choice.

[tense music]

[door slamming]

You girls have a
radio or something,

so we could call for help?

[beeping sounds]

Sam.

How Is the mission?

Jerry, we're in trouble.

It's the forest that has
been abducting people.

You've got to get
us out of here.

Yes, yes, of course.
I'll send the jet immediately.

It may take some time.

[screaming]

We don't have time.

Hurry!

Seal the windows
we can't let them in.

Ugh.

[inaudible]

[screams]

Sorry, but my
stylist, Herbert,

gets jealous when anybody
else touches my hair.

Ugh!

[screaming]

CLOVER: Oh no!

Help!

Hey.

They're afraid of fire.

I think we can beat them.

Or maybe not.

What now?

Basement!

What is all this?

[creepy music]

Wow.

How cute.

It's a little Christmas tree.

I wonder why it's behind glass?

[scream]

That sound.

It's coming from the trees.

Yes.

What?

They're communicating
with each other.

If I'm not mistaken,
they're hungry.

Welcome to my living forest.

My name is Professor
Lasputin Zero.

Zero?

The conservationist?

Hey, when we were investigating
the disappearances,

we came across that name.

You were fighting to
preserve this forest.

I still am.

By turning it into
bloodthirsty Christmas trees?

What's up with that, Scrooge?

I merely gave the
trees the ability

to fight back with a bit
of genetic engineering.

The farmers and
loggers of this region

have been destroying
the forest for years.

And I thought it was time
for a little payback.

A little human snack to enjoy.

So that's why Wade
was in that cocoon,

the trees were feeding off him.

Yes, the human life
force gives the forest

its strength and intelligence.

Listen, freak show,
thanks for the trip

down psycho gardener lane.

But your trees made a mistake
when they grabbed our friend.

We want Alex and
the others back.

I don't think so.

MONSTER NOISES]

Ow!

Ah!

Uh!

They're recording us.

I hope you're comfortable.

It take several
days to be digested.

You'll forgive me for
not staying to watch,

but I have a forest
to attend to.

It's useless, the
roots are too strong.

Great.

Supposed to have
a date with David,

but instead I'm going to
be turned into fertilizer.

If there was only some way
we could crack these pots open.

Clover, your Boomerang
Buzzsaw Barrette.

If you could throw it
with your free hand,

it might knock your cocoon down.

Uh.

Whoa.

Maybe I'll make
that date after all.

Hello!

Will you forget about
your date and get us down?

I've done it.

No one can harm my forest, now.

[gasp] Something's wrong.

I altered the forest
to protect itself,

not to attack innocent people.

You can't do this.

I created you.

Ah!

No!

The fire is working.

Blah!

Help!

Let go.

Someone!

Can anyone hear me?

Oh, we can hear you.

Doesn't mean we're
going to help you.

Please.

These roots are very tight.

I chafe easily.

Where's our friend?

I'm not exactly--

Now, pod boy.

There's a tree in the middle
of the forest, the Queen.

It controls all the others.

You'll find your friend there.

[squealing monster sounds]

Go.

Find your friend.

I'll get Zero down and try
to keep these roots back.

Wade, that is so heroic.

You know, if we make it through
all this, maybe you and I--

Come on!

Are you sure we're
going the right way?

According to these coordinates
we're headed straight for--

[gasp]
- Sam?

What is-- [gasp] Oh my gosh!

That is one buff tree.

Yeah, and Alex is in
one of those pods.

[weird monster sounds]

[screaming]

[lashing sounds]

Clover, what are you doing?

Just keep the
Queen's attention.

Ok, maintain.

If lumberjacks can
do this, so can I.

Uh, uh.

Hey you!

You think you're tough.

I've seen birds that
look more dangerous.

Alright, Queenie, time
for a little pruning.

[monsters squealing]

Oh no.

Not good.

[screaming]

Ugh.

[gasp]

I know that perfume.

[gasp]

It's Gasoline!

[screaming]

Oh.

Nice catch!

Sam we need to get out of here
there's gasoline all over!

[gasp]

[engine revving]

[monster noises]

[screaming]

The queen's too
strong, Clover.

I don't think we're
going to make it.

Remember what you said about
getting fire from a spark?

Let's show the queen
how spies accessorize.

[whizzing sounds]

[expl*si*n]

[crashing noises]

[gasp]

Alex, you're all right.

Do you remember anything?

No.

But I do have a bizarre
urge to be watered.

[beeping]

Oh, there you are, girls.

You'll be happy to
know WOOHP agents

will be there any moment.

They've already
apprehended Professor Zero.

What about Wade?

He's fine.

On his way home safely
to his wife and children.

Wife and-- oh, well.

[giggling]

So how did your spies
enjoy your time in the wild?

I hope it wasn't too rough.

Well, we were nearly
thrown from a cliff,

crushed by a helicopter, and
digested by k*ller trees.

Piece of cake, Jer.

Oh, excellent, because it
looks like the WOOHP jets

are going to be
pretty full getting

the missing people to safety.

You spies are going to have
to hike down on your own.

I wonder if we got
that escalator built yet?

[music playing]

[bell ringing]

Where is David?

He's going to freak
when he finds out

I can make our climbing date.

You're not still thinking
about telling him, you know,

who we are?

No need.

After the way I handled
the tree queen I totally

proved I'm as extreme as he is.

[gasp] There he is.

Wish me luck.

[screech]

[laughing]

David, I am so sorry about
what happened on the phone,

but if it's not too late I--

Oh.

What happened?

Street Luge accident.

It was awful.

MANDY: Here's your
breakfast David.

I blended up your favorites.

Eggs, sausage and grits.

Mandy's just
been the greatest.

Like my own personal nurse.

She's exactly what
I need right now.

Somebody calm and gentle.

Not extreme at all.

What?

Uh--

Come on, David,
let's get you to class.

And later after aqua-therapy,
I'll give you a nice rubdown.

[lightening strike]

[growl]

[chirping noise]

Sorry, Clover.

Looks like David
found an extreme sport

even you can't handle.

Mandy.

Ew!

[laughter]

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