02x02 - I Want My Mummy

[bunniefuu]

[music playing]

[theme music]

Here we go again on
the road till we stop,

and then we'll shop.

So one, two, three, now,
baby, here we go, go go.

Here we go.

Here we go on a
mission undercover

and we're in control.

Here we go.

Here we go.

We're the Totally Spies so
we'll get on with the show.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Here we go.

[music playing]

[grunting]

[gasp]

It's more beautiful than
I ever dared to imagine.

Ah!

[crumbling]

Ah!

[coughing]

Professor Elliot?

[music playing]

Saving penguins
from melting glaciers

was like the worst mission ever.

I mean, for such nicely dressed
birds, they were totally rude.

Yeah, if it wasn't for that
little Arctic shopping mall

we stopped at on the way
back from the polar circle,

the mission would have
been a total washout.

Isn't that the truth?

I just can't wait
to show everybody

my new mood ring that I bought
in that cute little chalet

jewelry shop.

Uh.

Oh.

Hey.

What?

Oh, we missed the most
charitable teen contest.

But at least we're back in
time for the charity dance.

Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?

Another thinly
veiled popularity

contest for overachievers?

No, I'm thinking it's
a perfect opportunity

to show off my new mood ring.

I'll have to go into super
show-off mode right away.

Let's see, what color dress
would best accent my ring?

Well, at least some
things never change.

Attention all students, the
winner of this year's most

charitable teen award is Mandy.

[crash]

Mandy?

Miss most charitable teen?

Gone for one weekend and the
entire world goes insane?

The only one who's
insane around here

is you for thinking
I wouldn't walk away

with this contest hands down.

The fact is, I happen to be
most giving person at Bev High.

Of course, promising to donate
my new genuine 10 karat ruby

ring didn't hurt
my chances either.

Oh.

Does that thing come
with a dimmer switch?

Brilliant, isn't it?

I guess you'll just have to
show that trinkety little mood

ring somewhere else, Clover.

Please, like I really care
about some pathetic contest

or your gaudy ring.

Well, then how come
your mood ring is

glowing bright green with envy.

See you losers at the dance.

[grunting]

Ah!

[crash]

[panting]

[music playing]

[whistle]

Hey!

Ugh.

I'll get it.

No, I'll get the ball.

After all, I am Beverly
High's most charitable teen.

Oh.

I know I'll never hear the
end of this charity thing.

Hm?

Oh.

Look, it's Mandy's ring.

Hey, guys, wasn't
that equipment

shed, like, on the other side
of the field five minutes ago?

Clover, what are you doing?

I don't see any harm in
just trying it on real quick.

Um, guys.

[sucking noise]

[screaming]

Couldn't you have pointed that
shed out a little sooner, Alex?

Oh.

[beep beep]

Oh, Excellent
right on schedule

for your latest mission.

Get it?

Schedule.

Yes, unfortunately,
we get it, Jerry.

[grunting]

Oh, I don't think
I've seen this clip.

Well, there you have it.

Talk about your cliffhangers.

Hey, Jer, if we knew
this was a movie party,

we'd have brought popcorn and
pillows and better movies.

Oh, this is not
a movie, girls.

It's actual footage
from the Temple of Benu

in the ancient mummy's tomb.

And the professor you
saw has really vanished.

At least that's
the story according

to his young
assistant, Ian Flemish,

when we found him
wandering in the desert

mumbling about a curse.

Like a real curse?

Do our gadgets even work
against curses, Jerry?

Don't worry, Alex.

There's no such thing
as a real curse.

Yeah, remember, we're spies.

We deal in fact, not chasing
after missing Easter bunnies.

Yeah, right.

Wait, the Easter
bunny is missing?

Just kidding, guys.

I know the Easter
Bunny is tucked

away safe in his
little toadstool house

up in the fjords of
British Columbia.

And on that illuminating note,
if you girls will follow me,

I'll give you your gadgets.

To help you find the
missing professor,

you will be supplied with
laser lipsticks, tornado

in a can hairspray, and a brand
new item, the turbo shovel 2.0.

Oh, and I almost forgot,
this book on the mysteries

of ancient Egypt.

Ew, why's it so
old and crusty?

It was mine in college.

[laughter]

Now, that's a
funny joke, Jerry.

That wasn't a joke.

Oops.

My bad.

[beep]

Wah!

Wah!

[music playing]

[bells ringing]

Is it me or does
the air pressure

in the WOOHP subatomic jet
make anyone else's ears ring?

Speaking of rings, Clover,
you better call Mandy and let

her know you found hers.

I guess you're right, Sam.

But doing the right thing
can sometimes be so annoying.

[dial tones]

Hello, Mandy, it's Clover.

I just called to tell
you that I found your--

Clover?
Ah!

I don't know why
you're calling me,

but could you please not
tie up my line right now?

I am in the middle of a crisis.

My ring is missing!

Oh, great.

Now how am I going to
finish telling Many off?

You can tell her later.
Let's get out of here.

Whoa!

Ew, what a creepy place.

Yeah, who's his
decorator, Dracula?

Good afternoon, [gasp] ladies.

Oh, sorry if I startled you.

I was just looking
for my cuff link.

It must be around
here somewhere.

Uh, maybe we can help.

We're the spies from WOOHP.

I'm Sam and this
is Clover and Alex.

You must be Ian.

Welcome to Oxford.

From what Jerry
has told me, you're

just the girls to help me find
the second scarab of !sis.

The second scarab of !sis?

We thought to help you
find the missing professor.

Yes, but unfortunately,
I'm afraid Professor

Elliot is beyond finding.

You see, he fell victim
to the curse of Amun-Ra.

The curse of Amun-Ra?

Can you tell us exactly how
the professor disappeared?

I couldn't really say.

You see, one moment he
was standing next to me.

And the next, he was gone.

See guys, I knew
curses were real.

Yeah real phony.

Now, if you could
just show us where

you last saw the professor,
we'll take it from there.

Certainly.

If you ladies will excuse me,
I need to prepare for our trip

to the desert.

And please be careful not to
touch anything in this room.

Several of these
items are cursed.

Where'd he go?

Don't you just love the way
he's so dark and mysterious?

I can't believe an
educated person would

actually believe in curses.

Really, I mean, as if
something bad could happen just

by opening some old armoire.

Please.

There's nothing inside here
but some old black socks.

Uh, Clover, that's
not an armoire.

And those aren't socks.

[chirping]

Bats!

Let's get out of here.

[music playing]

I'm sorry about
the bats, Clover.

But I trust you've
learned these curses

aren't to be taken lightly.

Yeah, right, like
I'm really cursed.

Whatever.

So how long do curses
usually last, Ian?

It depends upon the curse--

some for only a day,
some for an eternity.

Why are the
scarabs cursed, Ian?

To keep them out of
the hands of evildoers.

Do You see, when both
scarabs are put together

like a puzzle at the base
of the Temple of !sis,

they will give whoever possesses
them eternal life and power.

Wow.

I guess we better make sure
the second scarab doesn't

fall into the wrong hands.

Yeah, eternal life
and power, right.

There it is.

Buckle up, spies.

If We're heading off road.

This is where Professor
Elliot disappeared.

Uh, Sammy, you can
explain this, can't you?

It says in a book Jerry gave
us that these tombs are often

filled with hidden booby traps.

But I don't see
anything up here.

This is ridiculous.

There's got to be a clue
around here somewhere.

The problem is, we're obviously
not looking in the right--

[scream]

Clover?

Hm.

Way to go, Clover!

You found our first clue.

Maybe the second
seeing as I fell on this.

It's a cuff link with
the Oxford seal on it.

It must be Ian's.

Impossible.

I've never been in
this tunnel before.

Maybe it belongs to
a Professor Elliot.

Maybe he fell down here.

And that would explain
how he disappeared.

See?

I knew there was a simple
non-curse explanation

for all this.

So, Clover, what's the simple
explanation for why the ground

is slithering under your feet?

[hiss]

Simple, I'm standing
in a nest of snakes.

[screaming]

Maybe there is something to
this curse thing after all.

The talisman says
that the second scarab

is somewhere here in the ruins
of the Temple of the Moon.

That talisman thingy
couldn't be a little more

specific, could it?

Digging up this place
could take forever.

Not with the turbo shovel 2.0.

Uh, Clover, are you sure you
know how to use that thing?

What's to know?
It's a shovel with a button.

What could be more simple?

[beep] [buzzing] Ah--

can't hold on much longer.

Whoa!

Ugh, like, gross.

So much for the
turbo shovel 2.0.

Maybe the turbo shovel


So what do we do now?

Hey, maybe the writing on
that stone box can help us.

That's just like
the box in the tomb

where Professor
Elliot disappeared.

Wow.

It's the second scarab.

Oh!

Wouldn't this make like
the hottest hair clip?

[gasp]

It's the curse!

[screaming]

Clover, look!

Hey!

These tunnels must run
throughout the entire valley.

Huh?

Alex and Ian are totally gone.

Now we have to find them
and the missing professor.

Don't Don't you
think it's strange

that only professor
Elliot disappeared

from that tomb and not Ian?

And then we found the
cuff link in the tunnel

where he said he'd
never been before.

But why would Ian lie to us?

I don't know, but I'm calling
Jerry to see if he has any more

info on our mysterious Ian.

[beep]

JERRY [ON RECORDING]:
Hello, you've reached

Chariot WOOHP headquarters.

I'm having high tea
right now, so please--

The English are so weird.

Need more info on Ian, Jerry.

Call us back.

Any other ideas?

How about we find out
where this tunnel leads?

Yeah, I guess.

But, honestly, I was
hoping you'd want

to try and find a mall instead.

Ew!

Tunnel gunk!

That's the last time I wear
designer boots to the desert.

Wait a sec.

[beep] Apparently,
our mysterious curse

needs axle grease.

[boom]
- Oh!

Ah!

Ah!

What is that thing?

I don't know.

Ah!

Ah!

I can't believe I'm
about to become worm food.

We can't outrun it.

We'll have to jump in.
- Huh?

Go!

Here goes nothing.

[gasp]

Looks like someone's been
busy stealing ancient artifacts.

[beeping]

How's the mission going spies?

Great, except
that we temporarily

misplaced Ian and Alex
and I'm officially cursed.

Oh, um, bummer.

Well, I'm pulling up
Ian's file as we speak.

Let's see.

Nothing much really here, other
than he's extremely ambitious

and looks to be in line
for Professor Elliot's job.

In line for Professor
Elliot's job, huh?

Thanks, Jerry.

Clover, are you thinking
what I'm thinking?

Yes.

If we don't get out of
this worm thing soon,

the humidity is going to like
permanently frizz out our hair.

No, Ian kidnapped the
professor so he'd be promoted.

Now it totally makes sense.

Um, that's great Sam.

But then you'd have
to ask yourself,

why would Ian tie himself up?

[mumbling]

Ian?

Alex?

I don't get it.

So if Ian isn't behind the
disappearance of Professor

Elliot, then who is?

One guess, ladies.

Professor Elliot?

[gasp]

[beep]

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

[evil laughter]

You'll never get away with
your crazy scheme, professor.

By the way, what is
your crazy scheme?

When I place these two
scarabs with the final scarab

at the base of the
Temple of !sis,

I will gain eternal
life and power.

Any other questions, silly girl?

Terrific, another villain
with delusions of grandeur.

Seems to come
with the territory.

And now, I must
bid you all farewell.

Don't worry though.

Perhaps some day an
archaeologist with dig you up.

[beep]

Oh!

Ah!

[coughing]

Sorry I suspected you, Ian.

That's all right, Sam.

Enough with the apologies.

Please tell me you
have a plan, Sam.

I'm working on it.

Uh, could you move
your hand, Clover?

The reflection off
of Mandy's rock

is beginning to melt my face.

Alex, that's it!

What's it?

Melting my face?

No, try to reach your lipstick
lasers and aim them at the hole

where the sand is
coming through.

OK.

[grunting]

Yeah!

Isn't it hot enough
around here already, Sam?

Just a little longer.

Ha!

It worked.

Now, let's get to the Temple
of !sis to stop the professor.

Hey, I say why walk
when we can ride?

So how do we get this
oversized metallic c*ck

wiener moving?

Look, there's a
list of all the ruins

in the valley on this dial.

Cool!

We can just turn the dial
to the Temple of !sis

and press autopilot.

Ah, the final
piece of my puzzle.

Come on, come on.

I don't have all eternity,
or at least not yet.

[blast] [beaming]

Ah!

Yes, yes, it's working.

Soon, I will be invincible.

No more lectures or grading
poorly written term papers.

What the--

[crumbling]

What do you say we send
the professor back to school?

Ah!

OK, that was a
little disturbing.

Now what do we do?

You have to move the
scarabs from the sarcophagus

and separate them.

That's the only way
to reverse the power.

All right then.

OK, Alex, let's see if
we've learned anything in gym.

Ah!

Agh!

Agh!

Goal!

[grunting]

Wait a minute.
I don't get it.

How come Elliot's still glowing.

You have to
separate them, Clover.

What?

Did he like superglue
these together?

You girls are
becoming a nuisance.

Servants of the tomb,
cause chaos and disaster.

Arise from sleep, and
defend your master.

Ah!

[gasp]

Sam, I don't know
what's scaring me more,

the rhyming or the mummies.

And OK, I'm pretty
sure it's the mummies.

Come on, Alex.

We've got to hold
off the mummies.

I was so hoping you
weren't going to say that.

[grunting]

[evil laughter]

Ah!

We can't hold them
off much longer.

Done it again.

What's it?

What these mummies need
is a little extra hold.

Come on, let's get out of here.

Ha!

That'll hold 'em.

Hello, old friend.

[buzzing]

Ah!

Another job well done.

Be free, my friend.

[panting]

Sam!

Elliot's getting away!

Not so fast, Professor.

[boom] [grunt]

Nice shot, Sam.

Excellent work, ladies.

No time for thanks, Jerr.

We have to get the most
charitable team dance

and give this ring
back to Mandy.

I've been meaning
to tell you, Clover.

That is the finest faux
ruby ring I've ever seen.

You mean faux as in phony?

I don't get it, Clover.

Why didn't you tell them
that Mandy's ring was a fake.

I just didn't think
that it was the most

charitable thing to do.

We're proud of you, Clover.

Hey, what do you say we get some
of that great-looking punch?

Mandy.

[laughter]

[jingling]

This is a fake.

Uh, correction.

Mandy will not be crowned this
year's most charitable teen.

Instead, it will go to our
first runner-up, Arnold,

for donating his exotic
mold and fungus collection.

[applause]

What?

But that is not fair.

You promised me the award!

Is this happy, Clover?

Can you tell?

[laughter]

[munching]

[music playing]