02x15 - Starstruck

[bunniefuu]

THEME SONG: Here we go,
we're getting on the road

'till we stop, and
then we'll shop.

So one, two, three
now, baby, here

we go, here we go, here we go.

On a mission undercover
and we're in control.

Here we go, here we
go, we're totally

spies so get on with the show.

Here we go, here
we go, here we go.

[music playing]

[gasp]

Agent Ace Roxon,
I thought I had

dispatched you in the Andes.

[laughing]

It'll take more than
a radioactive avalanche

to get rid of me, Vladimirina.

Now hand over the microfilm.

Take the stupid film, if
that's all you care about.

Oh, that ain't all, baby.

And cut.

OK, people, take five.

OK.

[indistinct chatter]

You are so not on my diet.

But you won't tell
anybody, will you?

[chewing noises]

[music playing]

Sam, Alex, shoes half off.

Cool!

[phone ringing]

Hello?

An audition?

Leary, that's faboo.

OK, kisses.

My agent.

You have an agent?

For what?

My acting career, silly.

I'm auditioning for a
major local commercial.

Say hello to the next
Happy Burger spokesmodel.

Not likely.

My agent says that part is mine.

As if, Mandy.

Face it, Clover, I'm
destined to be a superstar.

And you're destined to be you.

[screams]

It's just a matter of time
before I'm on the cover

of Entertainment Hourly.

[all gasp]

Tad Bailey is missing?

[gasp]

Jerry, big trouble.

Total emergency.

You've got to WOOHP us now.

Whoa!

This is your total emergency?

WOOHP was founded to stop
international crises, not

to hunt misplaced heartthrobs.

But Tad Bailey's not
just any old heartthrob.

He's an international superstar,
hence an international crisis.

Come on, Jerry.

Please?

Oh, very well.

[all screaming]

There, I've arranged for three
undercover positions on the set

of this vapid soap opera.

Alex will assist with wardrobe.

Sam, you will be
working as a caterer.

And Clover will pose as
an actress on the show.

Woo!

You got me part on
Days Of Our Spies?

Jer, this is my big break.

You should be my agent.

Do I have a big part?

Do I get to slap anybody?

You're playing unimportant
bystander number three.

Big break?

That doesn't even
sound like a bump.

OK, Jer, we've got our
cover, now let's talk gadgets.

Oh, I think not.

This mission is not
official WOOHP business.

I can't be with the
usual expensive devices.

Please?

All right, all right.

You can get the
jet pack backpacks,

the genetics scan
hairbrush, and the tornado

in a can of hairspray.

But that's all.

Excuse me, what
about a vehicle?

If I'm going to be a superstar,
I'll need a way fancy ride.

This fancy ride
is all I can spare.

The HEPCTT, Highly
Experimental Prototype

Car for Technology Testing.

We use it to try
out new gadgets.

Aw.

Just be sure not to activate
the on board scramjet.

It's never been
successfully tested.

So it's been tested
unsuccessfully?

Whoa!

Spy command central, Ace
Roxon's secret headquarters.

This is so cool.

We're not here for
the tour, remember?

I'll search for the
production offices.

Alex, talk to the crew.

Maybe they have some leads.

And clover, see if you can--

Whoa, hey, I
can't do spy stuff.

I've got lines to learn.

Hm.

Hey, I don't have any lines.

You do now.

The girl we hired to
play my new villain

has just called in ugly.

So you're going to play
Sinestro's daughter.

Woo hoo hoo!

My plan is
proceeding on schedule.

I, Sinestro, will
freeze the world.

And with agent Ace Roxon
lost in outer space,

no one can stop me.

You mean no one can stop us.

What's wrong, Sinestro?

Don't you recognize
your own daughter?

That's right, it is
I, Gwendolyn Moon,

you're one and only child.

I just escaped from prison and--

Uh, Marty, I'm
thinking perhaps

Sinestro should
explain all. this.

I mean, she is my daughter.

And with Tad gone, the
audience will naturally

want to see more of me.

Fine, Sinestro gets
Gwendolyn's lines.

And rolling.

So any idea what
happened to Tad?

Sorry, hon.

I don't talk to the help.

Huh?

[blows raspberry]

Learn anything?

I totally know who did it.

Wilhelm LaRue, that no talent
hack who plays Sinestro.

He was asking for a bigger
role now that Tad is missing.

So you think Wilhelm
had him kidnapped?

Well, he does play a bad guy.

And he hogs the camera.

Camera, of course.

I'll bet Tad's disappearance
was caught on tape.

The show wasn't
taping when it happened.

Maybe the TV cameras
weren't taping,

but I bet you this
little guy was.

So all we have to do is
search the surveillance

database, and then--

Sit back and enjoy the show.

[tape rewinding]

[screaming]

Whoa, Wilhelm has
some fancy gizmos.

I'm not so sure
it was Wilhelm.

Yeah, those gadgets were like
something Jerry would give us.

Spy stuff.

[gasp]

Let's go!

According to the video,
Tad was standing right here.

Look, jelly from Tad's donut.

Good idea, we may
need that as evidence.

Evidence?

Try souvenir.

This jelly touched
Tad Bailey's lips.

Now this looks like evidence.

An electroshock stun dart.

This is spy stuff.

Which means Tad was
kidnapped by some sort

of evil spy organization.

- But how do we find them?
- With this.

When the genetic scan hairbrush
finds out who this belongs to,

we'll find out who we're after.

Lenore Von Schram
of Salzburg, Austria.

She must be one
of the evil spies.

Looks like we're
going to Europe.

But what about the show?
My big break?

Ugh, not like I had
any lines left anyway.

Ew, I think somebody
spilled soda back here.

I cannot believe Jer
made us take this gross

car all the way to Europe.

[screaming]

Lenore's last known address.

This must be the place.

The [inaudible] is picking up
a lot of electronic activity.

Well, it sure doesn't look
like any evil spy headquarters.

That's just what
they want us to think.

Now, come on, let's
take them by surprise.

All right, everybody freeze!

Hiyah!

H-- hello?

Huh?

Hi, um, we're doing
a survey of TV fans.

An important survey, that's
why we kicked your door in.

And it explains why we're
wearing these high tech

survey taker uniforms.

So first question.

Ever been to the Days
Of Our Spies set?

Oh, yeah, I just got back
from my super neato visit

to Hollywood.

I went on the most
wonderful tour.

They gave me this
fancy a backstage pass,

and I had my picture
made with Vladimirina.

I wanted a picture with Ace
Roxon, but he disappeared.

I just worried sick about him.

Sit, sit, sit down.

I'll fix some tea
and some muesli bars

and we can look at
my photos together.

Uh, Uh, thanks, but
maybe some other time.

Yeah, we've got lots
more people to survey.

Sorry to trouble you.

Oh, no trouble.

No trouble at all.

Gwendolyn Moon was here.

Sinestro's daughter,
she's up to good.

But don't worry
Agent Roxon, Lenore

will take care of everything.

Oh, now, now, Ace.

We agreed I had to kidnap
you for your own good.

You always in such danger.

I just know you'll be
much safer here with me.

In time, I know you'll
come to care for me

just as much as I care for you.

Who knows, maybe some day
I'll be Mrs. Ace Roxon.

But first, I've got to
get rid of Gwendolyn

and her little friends.

I cannot believe I gave
up my big break for this.

I mean, that lady
was so not guilty,

I know, the [inaudible]
must be broken.

It led us on a wild goose chase.

Now how are we going to find the
evil spies who kidnapped Tad?

I think they just found us.

[music playing]

[screams]

[laughter]

I'm on Tad's show, and
now that they've got him,

they're coming after me.

Do you know what this means?

I'm famous, a
superstar like Tad.

SAM AND ALEX: Oh, please.

[tires skidding]

I can't keep I
can't keep Trending

We've got to lose them.

In this thing?

My blow dryer has
a bigger engine.

Then maybe it's time the
scramjet had a successful test.

No!

Sorry!

[screaming]

[laughter]

Evil spies aren't the only
ones with fancy gizmos.

Come on, let's find out
who's in Clover's fan club.

Where'd it go?

Oh well, guess
we're out of clues.

I'll just have to go on being
a famous TV star until--

Huh?

Come on, Clover,
it's showtime.

This must be the evil
spy's secret headquarters.

Why do I feel like
I've been here before?

Look.

Lenore?

[gasp]

[laughter]

Hey, what's going on?

Wouldn't you like
to know, Gwendolyn.

The show.

That's why this
place is familiar.

It's an exact replica of
Ace Roxon's headquarters.

And there's agent Roxon.

[muffled speaking]

So they take our
uniforms indeed.

Don't you think I know
spies when I see them?

I'll never let you and your
minions harm Agent Ace Roxon.

OK, I'm not Gwendolyn.

My name's Clover.

Whoa, I think she thinks
Days Of Our Spies is real.

Sounds like somebody is a
few pages sort of a script.

SAM: Jerry?

We need help.

I'm sorry, Samantha, but I've
given you all the help I can.

No, help help.

We're kind of tied up.

Yes, well, I'm tied up, too.

I'm sorry, girls, but
whatever new emergency

has arisen on your
soap opera, you'll just

have to handle it yourselves.

OK, that was just rude.

It's no use calling
Sinestro for help,

you'll be destroyed before--

Stop!

Please, Days Of Our
Spies is just a TV show.

It's not real, OK?

I play Ace Roxon on TV.

I'm an actor, not
a secret agent.

Oh-- oh, I am so sorry.

So, so sorry for you, Ace.

I don't know how, but that nasty
Gwendolyn has brainwashed you.

CLOVER: The name is Clover.

Don't worry, Ace dear, a few
hours in my anti-brainwashing

helmet and you'll soon remember
just how much you love me.

And, as for you three, my fish
are ready for an afternoon

snack. snack.

[gasp]

I know the piranhas weren't
in your original spy command,

but I felt the place
needed a woman's touch.

CLOVER: You can't do this to us.

To me.

Oh, I'm not doing
this to you, Gwendolyn.

Your punishment is much worse.

This laser will slowly
slice you in half.

So it may sting a little.

Sorry I can't stay and
watch, but Ace and I

have a future to think about.

And we can't have our wedding
until I get rid of Ace's

biggest enemy, Sinestro.

[music playing]

Crazy Lenore's going
to wipe out Wilhelm.

Wilhelm?

What about me?

I can't die now,
I just got famous.

You're not famous, OK, Clover?

So take off those stupid
mirrored sunglasses--

Clover, deflect the
beam with your glasses.

Have you lost it?

These shades are way expensive.

Clover!

[screaming]

I love a spotlight as
much as the next girl,

but there's limits you know.

Tad Bailey, it is such an
honor to be working with you.

Oh my gosh, Tad, are you OK?

I need a mirror.

Did that helmet mess up my hair?

It's fine.

Now come on.

We've got to save Wilhelm.

Save as in hero stuff?

No way, my stuntman
that handles all that.

Now seriously, I need a mirror.

Face facts, Vladimirina.

Your precious Ace
is lost in space.

You must love me now.

Never, Sinestro.

What's with the noise?

Vladimirina, I should have
known you were a double agent.

Yo, what am I
here, method actor?

Um, what is going on?

What's going on?

What's going on is that you're
freezing the world, Sinestro.

And I'm here to stop you.

She's crazy.

[g*nshots]

CLOVER: Wilhelm, run!

Gwendolyn, how come
you're still alive?

Um, I don't know.

How come you're totally whacko?

[g*nshots]

This one is for Ace.

[g*nshots]

Lenore's got Wilhelm cornered.

Come on.

Ah!

[girls screaming]

[g*nshots]

Hairspray.

Mind if I spruce?

[g*nshots]

Our tornado in a
can of hairspray.

Tad, don't!

Whoa!

[g*nshots]

[screaming]

Show's over, Lenore.

[music playing]

My valuable, valuable hair.

So since Tad's bald
and Wilhelm quit,

maybe Gwendolyn
needs a bigger role.

Out!

So they wrote you
off the show, huh?

Yeah, Gwendolyn Moon
disappears in a freak

a waffle iron accident.

At least you're
still auditioning

for that commercial, right?

Mandy got the part.

She's the next Happy
Burger spokesmodel.

Sorry, Clover.

You must be so bummed.

Well, I was, but--

But they have to take it down.

I look ridiculous.

Well, I don't know.

You're my agent, make it happen.

Now that's entertainment.

[laughing]

[theme music]