01x06 - Episode 6

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♪ [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING] ♪

♪ [MUSIC BUILDING] ♪

♪ [LOW TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] ♪

-What are you doing?
-Changing.

-Changing for what?
-Just changing.

[BAG RUSTLING]

Why have you brought wraps?

Look, if you're not gonna speak,
Ruben, I'm not gonna
stick around much longer.

You love me, don't you?

What?

You love me?

-Where is this going?
-Just answer the question.

Well, of course I do.
You're my, uh--

No.

No caveats.
Stick with the emotion.

-Where do you feel it?
-Hmm?

Your love for me.

Where do you feel it?

-Is it here?
-[GRUNTS]

Listen, Ruben, I am not
sure what this is all about.

Just answer the question.

I suppose love is most felt
in the heart, right?

No, f*ck that
f*cking mug response.

Answer as you.

I want to know
where Niall Kennedy feels it.

-I feel it everywhere.
-Everywhere?

Yeah, it sort of runs
through me in a way.

-Describe it.
-I can't! I can't describe it!

Yes, you f*cking can!

Mr. f*cking Poet Laureate,
or whatever the f*ck

it is you've won, your job
is putting sh*t into words.

So come on. Spell it out for me.

Clearly.

In a way I can understand.

It's like...

-dangerous.
-Oh, yeah?

It is the best

and the worst thing
all at once.

It's like the only thing.

It's the only thing
I've ever felt.

It's like I'm f*cking...

high off of you or something.

Chemically dependent.
I don't know.

Hmm.

♪ [MUSIC CONTINUES] ♪

So how long did you wait?

-In terms of?
-Before you swooped in.

Before you took what's mine.

I'm not speaking about this.

♪ [MUSIC INTENSIFIES] ♪

-[SNIFFS, SIGHS]
-♪ [MUSIC FADES] ♪

[SNIFFLES]

-[KNOCKING AT DOOR]
-[QUIETLY] f*ck.

-[CLEARS THROAT]
-[TOILET FLUSHING]

-DANIEL: You ready?
-Yeah, sorry. Just coming.

[CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING]

[FAINT CHATTER]

DANIEL: Okay.

Who has the first question?
Yes, madam.

Niall, your book
has been heralded

as a modern masterpiece.

Can you speak to the room
about how you managed

to paint such an accurate
portrait of male violence?

A good novelist never
reveals his sources.

REPORTER:
Reveal your sources, then!

[REPORTERS LAUGHING]

Sorry, no can do...

compadre.

But the book is clearly based
on your brother,

who's been involved
in two high-profile

serious as*ault cases
in this country,

the last of which almost cost
Benjamin Thompson his life.

NIALL KENNEDY: No, my book had
nothing to do with any of that.

My brother informed some
of the research, yes,

but it's important to remember
that this is a work of fiction.

It's not a biography.

It would have been very easy
for me to write a biography.

Yes, but your book
follows a violent

central character called Cosmo,

who, despite everything he does,
is portrayed as a victim

of emotions he cannot control.

Were you trying to defend
his actions in some way?

Not in the slightest.

Let's bring the microphone
to the next person, please.

Ease up a bit, yeah?
You’re stiff as f*ck.

[CLEARS THROAT] Yep, go ahead.

Following on
from the last question,

you appear to be a little
defensive today in your answers.

But to me,
your brother's conviction

was so in the public domain.

Surely you could see
that parallels would be drawn.

Yes, but what
about the dialogue?

The characters,
the portrait of mental health?

I mean,
those didn't come from him.

My apologies.

We're just interested in getting
to know the man

-behind the story.
-Well, that's me.

I'm the man behind the story.

-I understand that, but--
-NIALL: Look, I'm sorry,

but does anyone here have
any questions about me?

[SCOFFS] Seriously?

Call yourselves journalists?

So for the remaining 20 minutes,

we will only be
taking questions

which relate to the author
and the writing process

behind this novel.

So does anyone have
any questions...

on that?

RUBEN PALLISTER:
[CHUCKLING] Oh, mate, mate.

This is hilarious.

Oh, man. [LAUGHS] Oh, mate.

Mate, what were you thinking?

f*cking hell.
Hey, check this bit out.

"When all questions
were directed at the author,

the room fell silent.

One reporter, eventually,
shoved up his hand,

but he only did to ask
where the bathroom was."

[LAUGHS] Oh!
That is good. That is good.

[CONTINUES LAUGHING]

I think I might go.

Oh, look, don't do that,
you surly little b*tch.

Come on. I'm in prison.

I need to take what I can
to cheer myself up.

-You shouldn't enjoy it so much.
-Oh, f*ck off.

Why do you care anyway,
you p*nis?

'Cause...

they only ask about you.

RUBEN: Oh, come on, Bambers.

I'm the main character
in this relationship.

When are you gonna
realize that?

At best, you're my sidekick.

At worst, you're the guy that
brings me my lunch. [LAUGHS]

[SIGHS] Look, I get it.

I cast a big shadow,
even within four walls.

But, hey, if you can't handle
the questions,

why'd you base the book
on me in the first place?

Because I felt...

I don't know...

something.

RUBEN: Guilty?

♪ [LOW TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] ♪

Why would you say that?

You know, for the Mona thing.

I'm sorry?

Not keeping an eye
on her properly.

Letting that Benji f*ck
swoop in.

Oh, yeah. No.

No, I mean... [SIGHS]

Obviously, I couldn't watch her
all the time.

Hmm.

She still denies it, you know.

That she slept with him.

[SCOFFS] Since when?

Since, I don't know,
like a week ago, maybe.

She visited?

Yeah. First time in,
like, three years.

Brought little Baird
with her, too.

-f*cking love that little guy.
-She brought Baird with her?

Yeah. Miracle child.

Three years old now. It's crazy.

Can you believe it?
Us. Fathers.

I know you don't get
to see yours often,

but check us out, eh?

Two strapping f*cking dads.

I don't understand. I thought
there were rules in place.

-I thought you couldn't see him.
-RUBEN: I couldn't.

But she's changed her mind
and all that now.

I tell you,

it's the greatest motivation
for keeping my nose clean

in here, getting out
before he's old enough

to realize where I am.

But this is so out of the blue,
Ruben. I mean...

Why did she visit?

I thought she was
with someone else now.

She was, but it's over.

Why? Why is it over?

She was calling out
my name during sex.

I don't know that for facts.

I just assume
that's what happened.

[LAUGHS]

But, like, I mean, did she say
what she was after?

No.

But something was bothering her.

I couldn't really
say what it was about.

You didn't get it out of her?

No.

But I will.

♪ [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] ♪

I will.

-[HAMMERING ON DOOR]
-♪ [MUSIC FADES] ♪

It's been four years, Mona.

I don't understand. Why now?

I'm f*cking lonely, okay?

Little Baird's
at playgroup all day,

and Luke's leaving me,

and I f*cking
miss him, you know?

Well, get him back, then.

f*cking Ruben.
It's Ruben I miss.

No, no, no. We're not going back
over this again.

It's broken. Move on.

You can't build a relationship
on what we've done.

Those kinds of secrets,

they'll destroy you
from the inside out.

They won't if I tell him.

If I wipe the slate clean.

Mona, he'll k*ll us.

-He'll k*ll you.
-Oh, and then what?

You'll have a relationship
between plastic prison dividers

for the rest of your life.
You're not thinking straight.

Here, put this down.

Get away from me, you pig!

Mona, come on now.

You're not
thinking rationally here.

I mean, what happened
to compartmentalizing?
You used to be so good at that.

[SIGHS] It all catches up
with you in the end.

Compartmentalizing is just
taking something from your mind

and putting it on your soul.

Come on,
Mona, that's ridiculous.

You're only thinking
about yourself.

No, I'm not.
This is about little Baird, too.

He is getting to that age
now, and he's going to need

a masculine role model
in his life.

Well, I can be that for him.

Didn't you hear
what I just said?

The truth is Ruben wants
to be a part of his life,

and I've agreed
to all that now.

And I'll be damned
if I'm staring on

while the poor b*stard raises
the kid thinking he's his.

The kid is his.

No, he's not. He's yours.

[SHUSHES] Don't say it.
Don't even utter it.

You'll reinforce it
in your head,

and it'll come out
your stupid mouth one day

when you're steaming
f*cking drunk.

[CHUCKLES]

How did I burn it all down
for you, eh?

A nasty little ogre of a man.

Pull yourself together, okay?

Get Luke back, ditch the sauce,
and be an example to your kid.

Don't make me come
around here again.

♪ [BROODING MUSIC PLAYING] ♪

[SNIFFS]

[INFOTAINMENT SYSTEM RINGING]

[DISCONNECT TONE BEEPS]

[SIGHS, SNIFFLES]

-There she is.
-♪ [MUSIC CONCLUDES] ♪

-Hello, darling.
-Hey, Butch.

I haven't seen you in a while.

No, no, I've been working a lot.

Ugh! Can't be doing that now.
[CHUCKLES]

[CHUCKLES]

You, uh, bring
any naughty substances?

No, not tonight.

Thinking of having
a chilled one.

In here?

[SCOFFS] Impossible.

Hmm. [SIGHS]

We'll see how long you last.

[SMACKS]

[CHUCKLES]

♪ [INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING] ♪

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

Hey, Butch? Wait up.

-♪ [MUSIC CONTINUES] ♪
-[COUGHS]

[BREATHES HEAVILY]

♪ [MUSIC CONCLUDES] ♪

-[SIGHS DEEPLY]
-[CAR ENGINE STARTING]

♪ [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] ♪

Oh, sh*t.

[CAR ENGINE REVVING]

[SOBBING]
Where have you been?

I'm so sorry.
I came as soon as I could.

[IN HOARSE VOICE] I can't...

-So is she...?
-PARAMEDIC: Almost.

[LABORED BREATHING]

♪ [UNEASY MUSIC PLAYING] ♪

[LABORED BREATHING ECHOING]

♪ [MUSIC INTENSIFYING] ♪

-[VOMITS]
-♪ [MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY] ♪

[BREATHING SHAKILY]

[SIGHS DEEPLY]

-I'm so sorry, Mum.
-Meh.

She was a nightmare
towards the end.

Nice to have you both
share an ambulance, though.

My contribution
to a stretched NHS.

[SCOFFS]

So what happens now?

Well, we'll get
the death certificate.

Then the funeral home will come
and take her away

and pump her full
of preservative.

I imagine it's
like basting a chicken.

-Have you told Ruben?
-No.

I've decided you're going to.

Oh, and don't even think
about skipping the funeral.

It's likely the prison
will let him out,

and you have
to be there for him, okay?

And for God's sake,
go get yourself checked out.

You've probably got
some awful virus

from those places
you've been going.

Yes, ma'am.

[DISTANT CHATTER]

[SIGHS]

[SIGHS]

[PEN SCRIBBLING]

[SIGHS]

ROGER: This way, please,
Mr. Kennedy.

♪ [SOFT INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING] ♪

-Here. Thank you.
-♪ [MUSIC FADES] ♪

I-- I'm sorry, that... that guy
in the room, across the hall.

Is he called Albert?

Yeah. That's right. How come?

Oh, it's just, um,

I knew him once.

We lived together at university.

Wow. Small world.

Yes. Yeah.

Please, sit.

[DISTANT CHATTER]

PATIENT: ...the exit?

ALBY SAFADI: It’s just down
the corridor to the left.

-[DOOR CLOSES]
-PATIENT: Thanks.

ROGER: How you doing, mate?
This guy says he knows you.

-ALBY: When was he here?
-He just left.

-[DOORS OPENING]
-ALBY: Niall!

-Niall!
-[RAPID FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

[SIGHS]

Alby!

-What a surprise.
-I know you saw me.

[CHUCKLES]

What are you doing working here?

I thought you studied
philosophy.

I did.

I went back to uni
to make up for lost time.

Nursing was actually
my fourth degree in the end.

Turns out I have wanderlust.

[CHUCKLES]

You look...

good.

Well, it's a couple
of facial reconstructions

since the last time you saw me.

Unfortunately, I'm still a bit
more Picasso than Da Vinci

for my liking,
but it's getting there.

[CHUCKLES]

I heard about the book, though.
That's exciting.

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

The, uh, details
on your clipboard, less so.

Oh, isn't that,
uh, confidential?

Took a little peek.

-Sorry.
-[SIGHS]

Ladies.

Really, Niall? Ladies?

Oh, f*ck it! I lied.

I'm sorry. I just...
I felt vulnerable, I suppose.

You never change, do you?

[SIGHS] I know.
It's... it's tragic.

Well, the good thing is,
we can help.

We, uh...

We also offer support
for those who partake

in chemsex parties.

If you're interested.

And what makes you think
I need that?

ALBY: I can tell.

After all,
I've been there myself.

It is quite the hole to get
out of, take it from me.

♪ [SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING] ♪

It is good
to see you, old friend.

♪ [MUSIC CONTINUES] ♪

[SLURPS]

-♪ [MUSIC ENDS] ♪
-[DOOR OPENS]

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

[DOOR SHUTS]

There he is,
Edgar Allan Poe-faced c**t.

[LAUGHS] f*ck me, man.

You should have
been here last night.

The heat was unreal.

The one day a year
where the sun graces us

with her presence
and she decides

to hotbox our cell.

Honestly, man,
it was f*cking sweltering.

I went for a sh*t
and my testicles ended up

about a half inch
beneath the water.

Ruben, Maura died.

[CLICKS TONGUE] Hmm.

[GRUNTS SOFTLY]

Was it quick?

-Was what quick?
-Her death.

Well, no.

She was diagnosed, like,


Yeah, but, like,
she went peacefully?

Peacefully. Yeah.

Obviously,
factor in the last few years

of considerable decline.

-Just say yes.
-Yes.

[SIGHS] Were you, like,
with her when she passed?

No. Uh...

I was in the waiting room.

I felt a little sick
looking at her

back at the house,
so I kept away.

You didn't spew, did you?

You always f*cking spew.

Well, yeah,
I might have, actually.

You didn't spew on her, did you?

-Well, I...
-You spewed on my dying mother?

I suppose
when you put it like that.

This is not
how I expected this to go.

That f*cking c**t.

♪ [LOW INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING] ♪

-Who?
-Benji.

He took these years from me.

NIALL: No, Ruben,
you can't go there.

You've been learning to let go
of your anger, have you not?

-Yeah, but now it's back.
-NIALL: No, no, no.

Process it like they taught you.

This is just grief,
and you're shouldering it

onto the nearest emotion
that you know.

f*ck that!

Don't you psychoanalyze me, pup!

You don't know a damn thing
about my emotions.

Well, I do a bit.

I mean, my dad
died too, remember?

Oh, f*ck off!

At least you got the chance
to say goodbye.

Imagine not being there
for him on his deathbed

because some c**t
took it from you.

-No, that'd be horrible.
-Yeah, exactly!

So you think about that
before you start talking

about my damn emotions!

And you tell that Benji c**t,
wherever he is,

that when I get out here,
I'm gonna find him.

And I'm gonna finish
what I should've done

the first time around.

I'm not gonna do that, Ruben.

You're f*cking doing it, yeah?

You’re f*cking doing it,
Niall Kennedy, yeah!

Say it! Yeah?

I've got your f*cking ba*ls!

Don't you f*cking forget it!

You're f*cking doing this!

Yeah? You hear me?

You don't f*cking say no to me,
you little c**t!

You're f*cking doing this, yeah?

[YELLING] Yeah!

You little f*cking prick!

You f*cking little prick!

You're doing this!

You f*cking don't say no to me!

[DISTANTLY] You c**t!

-You're f*cking doing this!
-[DOOR SLAMS SHUT]

♪ [MUSIC RISES, FALLS] ♪

[FAINT CHATTER]

ALBY: Niall Kennedy?

This way, please.

Oh, sorry. I didn't know
you were, uh, taking this one.

I thought that my presence here
might make it easier

for you to be honest
about what you've been doing.

-Fill this out.
-[PEN THUDS]

Wow, you've had half of Glasgow.

[LAUGHS]

-Right. Okay.
-[MOUSE CLICKS]

Would you like the bad news
or the good news?

Bad news.

-Classic.
-[CHUCKLES]

Uh, so the bad news is
you have syphilis and chlamydia.

But the good news is
it's curable.

We'll put you on antibiotics.

It'll clear up
in three to six weeks.

Easy money.

[SIGHS] Thank you.

Anything else
I can help you with?

Yeah. Uh...

What time do you finish?

In about ten minutes.

You don't, uh...

fancy a drink, do you?

Well, with a sexual history
as extensive as this,

how can I say no?

[CHUCKLES]

ALBY: So he just
started screaming?

Yeah, it was terrifying.

He said he was
gonna k*ll the guy.

And did this Benji guy actually
sleep with his wife?

Uh, yeah, I think so.

Wow, brave man.

And they have a kid together,
Ruben and this Mona girl?

[GULPS] Yeah.

You mean it could be Benji's?

Ruben always had
difficulty conceiving.

Surely, he must suspect
something, no?

Mm, I'm not sure.

I mean,
even if he had the thought,

I don't think
he pays it much attention.

He's wanted a kid for so long.

Tends to override
any rational thinking.

Have you told him you're g*y?

I'm bi.

-Have you told him you're bi?
-No.

-Have you told anyone you're bi?
-Not really.

Have you told yourself?

No.

Oh, Niall.

I had such hopes for you.

Have you even
opened yourself up enough

to have feelings for a man?

Yeah, only once.

What was he like?

He was...

great.

[CHUCKLES] Really quite amazing.

I'm talking about you
by the way.

-I figured.
-[NIALL LAUGHS]

Look, you...

You don't, um...

fancy getting to know
one another again, do you?

I mean, you can think about it,
if you like.

I mean, you'd probably rather
slap me in my face, but...

I don't think I could live
with myself if I didn't--

How's Friday?

Sure.

I'll see you then.

And behave now!
I don't want to hear

you've been going back
to any of those places.

[CHUCKLES]

One, please.

[CASH REGISTER BEEPS]

[MOANS]

So are you into this guy, then?

Yeah, I think so.

Feels like he could be
something, you know?

That's great, babe.

I'm really happy for you.

-Butch?
-Huh?

[WHISPERING] What's he about?

People watch, bubby.

You should know that by now.

Yeah, but he's not
touching himself or anything.

He's just watching.

[GROANS] Okay.
Gi-- Give me a sec.

[CLEARS THROAT]

Yeah. Yeah.

He's a freak.

[QUIETLY]
I mean, should I say something?

-What would you say?
-I dunno.

"Why aren't you
touching yourself?"

Leaves you open
for criticism there, bubs.

Yeah, but I can't carry
on like this

with him just staring.

He's not moving his face.

Just ignore it, bubby.

Drugs will kick
in any moment

and you won't care
about a thing.

No, I'm gonna say something.

Can I help you, mate?

Yeah.

Do I recognize you?

♪ [UNEASY MUSIC PLAYING] ♪

-♪ [MUSIC STOPS] ♪
-I f*cking hope not.

[COUGHS]

[SIGHS DEEPLY]

♪ [PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING] ♪

[CAR ENGINE STARTING, REVVING]

[TIRES SQUEALING]

♪ [MUSIC CONTINUES] ♪

-Don't worry.
-♪ [MUSIC FADES] ♪

I'm the best lawyer
in the game.

Just remember to blink
for f*ck's sake.

So, gents, this place
is actually a renowned sex club.

Hmm!

Can you explain your reasons
for being here?

It's a naturist spa, actually.

You know, if you turn up
in those types of uniforms,

people are gonna get confused.

Deep breath in and out, please.

[BREATHES DEEPLY]

[DEVICE BEEPS]

Back in a moment.

[QUIETLY] You're not helping.

-Just go. I'll see you later.
-No way.

I'm not leaving you to die
in a h*m* institution

where they'll do
God knows what to you.

This was a car crash,
Butch, not a m*rder.

And Britain, not Chechnya.

Just go, before they arrest
the both of us.

Breath is clean.

But we'll have
to do bloods, I'm afraid.

No, look, I veered wrong.
That's all it was.

Listen, I'm very sorry,
but we're going to have

to bring you into the station.

Before you do that,

I'll just have a quick word
with my client.

Don't worry,
I'll get you down there.

Okay? And if you've
got anything on you,

I suggest you tuck it
under the old b*ll s*ck.

They can't do a full-body search
for a crime this small. Hmm?

I'll see you in a bit.

Wait, you're not driving,
are you?

[SCOFFS]

♪ [UNSETTLING MUSIC PLAYING] ♪

-♪ [MUSIC ENDS] ♪
-Oh, thank f*ck.

I have a funeral today
and I'm miles from home.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah, it's my mum's friend,
but they're, uh...

Well, they're very close.

Sounds like an excuse, kid.

Well, just charge me then!

I was high! Write it up!

-[BREATHES HEAVILY]
-♪ [UNSETTLING MUSIC RESUMES] ♪

♪ [MUSIC CONCLUDES] ♪

[DOOR OPENS, SHUTS]

Bloods came back
positive for meth

and crack cocaine.

Oh.

I didn't know
about the second one.

Can you explain your decision

to drive whilst
under the influence?

Look, my client
might have been spiked,

so I suggest you charge him now,

and we will fight this
to the very end.

Your client also admitted it
to a guard earlier.

Right. Did he?

You don't help yourself, do you?

-[SIGHS]
-Niall Brandon Kennedy,

you are hereby charged
with driving

whilst under the influence
of drugs.

-You're not obliged
to say anything.
-Brandon?

OFFICER:
But it may harm your defense
if you do not mention

when questioned something
which you later rely on
in court.

You will be granted bail
subject to conditions,

which will be explained to you
in due course.

[PANTING]

[CELL PHONE RINGING]

[BREATHES HEAVILY]

PRIEST:
It is never easy to say goodbye.

But we take comfort in knowing

that while her earthly journey
has ended,

her soul has found comfort
in the arms of our merciful God.

Maura was a proud woman,

-not in vanity.
-NIALL: [QUIETLY]
Excuse me. Sorry, guys.

-Or boastfulness.
-Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

[PRIEST CONTINUES SPEAKING]

[GRUNTS]

PRIEST: She carried herself
with dignity.

[WHISPERING] I'm sorry I'm late.

-PRIEST: And with a strength...
-You're a disgrace.

PRIEST: ...that did not
demand attention.

She was a kind woman,
not just in words,

-but in deeds.
-♪ [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] ♪

PRIEST: Whether it was
a neighbor in need,

a friend in sorrow,

or a stranger
who simply crossed her path...

-[SNIFFS]
-[PRIEST SPEAKING DISTANTLY]

[GAGS]

PRIEST: And now, her dearly
beloved son, Ruben Pallister,

would like to say a few words.

♪ [MUSIC FADES] ♪

Thanks everyone for coming.

Can you hear me at the back?

[CHUCKLES]

You know, I've, uh...

I've tried so hard
to put into words

what my mum means to me,

and, uh, this is
the best I can do.

One side of A4.

I'm not sure what I feel
right now, to be honest, though.

I feel a lot of guilt,
a lot of anger,

a lot of remorse.

[SNIFFLES] The last thing
I feel, in a way...

is grief.

You know, it's funny.

[SNIFFLES] Even though
I expected this day to come

every day
for over ten years now,

nothing can quite
prepare you for it.

Every time I get
a call in prison...

you think it's her.

"Just joking. Still alive."
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]

Not that she joked very much.

♪ [SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING] ♪

You know, I-- I sometimes think
death isn't so much about

missing the person,

but missing the relationship
you could have had with them.

And, uh, we could have
been special,

my mum and I, had I just...

focused a bit.

[SIGHS] There was this window
in my life where I felt like,

for the first time ever,
things might be okay between us.

Um...

I passed this exam
back at school, and...

she smiled this smile.
I don't know. It was like

her eyes joined her mouth
for the first time.

Her... [BREATHES SHAKILY]
...face became whole in a way.

I don't... Sorry, I'm...

I'm going off-script a bit here.

[SNIFFLES]

I saw relief.

I saw pride.

Well, I cheated that exam.

And when she found out,
her face, like,

went back to how it was before.

Smiling with her mouth,
but not with her eyes,

only heavier now, and...

by the time she was visiting me
in prison every week, she was

almost unrecognizable.

You see, I've made a lot
of mistakes in my life.

Seventeen years in prison.

A third of my life stuck
in a f*cking box.

When I could have been out there
spending time with my mother.

[SOBS]

And I promised her,

when I got out the first time,

that I would never
go back in again

as long as she was breathing.

Well, I broke that promise.

And soon, she wasn't breathing.

♪ [MUSIC CONTINUES] ♪

So I'm sorry, Mum.

I'm sorry you've had
to wait until now

to hear me accept some sort
of responsibility. [SNIFFLES]

And I'm sorry for all the things
I put you through.

You know,

in a weird way,

I'm sort of glad the cancer
came back to take you...

because it saved me being
the cause of your death.

So be at rest now, Mum.

[SIGHS]

I'll see you in the next life...

where I'll do everything
in my power...

to make up for this one.

[SIGHS]

[SNIFFLES]

You okay?

Hey, little fella.

♪ [MUSIC FADES] ♪

LORI KENNEDY: Angry?
You're asking me if I'm angry?

Don't know the meaning
of the word angry.

I'm f*cking furious.

I mean, let's bloody
well break down

what you did this afternoon.

You arrive late, sweating
like a bloody pedophile,

and you spend most of your time
in the bathroom sniffing coke.

I'm sorry, Mum.

LORI: Why don't you
just admit it?

You wanted to ruin this funeral
from the start.

-I didn't.
-LORI: Oh, come on.

You've always had
a problem with her.

This is your way
of getting her back.

No, it wasn't.
I promise I was just...

MONA SHIELS:
Okay? I'll be right back.

Sorry, Mum, will you
just excuse me a moment?

No, don't!

What are you doing?

I'm showing solidarity.

The best solidarity you can show
is staying the f*ck away.

Oh, please.

Only you could put your own
selfish needs before a funeral.

-Look, I have told you, but--
-[DOOR SLAMS OPEN]

Here.

Look, you have done your bit.

And that's lovely, but you need
to stay away from him now.

-Why do I?
-Because you're only
gonna hurt him again.

Coming from you?
All you do is hurt him.

That's not true!
I've visited him every week
for four years now.

I didn't flounce off
with some fancy man

and then come back because
I couldn't stand the loneliness.

-You are such a prick.
-NIALL: No, I'm not.

I've done a damn sight more
than you in all this.

I've honored him in books.

I changed the entire narrative
around what he did

to that poor bloke.

That makes up
for one lousy rotten f*ck.

-All of it.
-Four years.

That's what I told myself.

If the guilt was still there,
after four years,

I was to do something about it.

Well, you know what
you can do about it?

-k*ll yourself.
-[CHUCKLES]

Because you'd be dead anyway.

[CHUCKLES]

Do you want to know
the one thing that stops me

from telling him most of all?

It's not fear of how he'll react
or how upset he'll be.

It's because I can never
quite figure out

whether I want to tell him
just to f*ck you.

Let him know what a traitorous
little worm you are.

-RUBEN: Tell me what?
-[GASPS]

♪ [TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] ♪

Oh, sorry, Ruben.

I thought you were
downstairs with Baird.

I mean, how long
you been there for?

Long enough.

Where's your guard?

He's in my pocket, that's where.

Aren't you supposed to be
with him at all times?

Shut the f*ck up.

Sounds like there's
something going on here

that I should know about.

No, there's not.

Mona was just leaving, actually.

No, you're f*cking not.

Not until you explain.

Explain what?

The hushed whispers,
the f*cking cupped conversation!

Because last I heard,
you weren't in touch.

Now you're arguing like
you shared a lifetime together.

So what is it?

What is it?

[SNIFFLES] I'm gonna
give you ten seconds...

to explain...

what could be
so f*cking important

that you'd take a time-out
of my mother's funeral

to come up here
and chat away from me.

So what is it?

[SIGHS] You m*therf*ckers.

[RUBEN BREATHES HEAVILY]

I mean, we can do a countdown
if you want.

-Ruben, listen.
-Five, four...

-No.
-Ruben, please,
just... just listen.

-Three...
-Ruben, please, it's--

GUARD: Ruben!

♪ [MUSIC FADES] ♪

I-- I thought you were going
for a piss.

I was.

I got caught up chatting.

GUARD: Well, you can't be
doing that, son.

I almost phoned you in. Come on.

-[GRUNTS]
-This isn't over.

I know when you're f*cking
hiding something, yeah?

-GUARD: Come on!
-I know when you're f*cking
lying to me, you rat.

This is my mother's funeral!

You little f*cking lying c**t.

Eh? Eh?

-[FOOTSTEPS DESCENDING]
-[BREATHES SHAKILY]

I'll stay away, okay?

I promise.

[SOFTLY] Yeah.

♪ [BROODING MUSIC PLAYING] ♪

[DOORBELL BUZZES]

[CLEARS THROAT]

♪ [MUSIC FADES] ♪

ALBY: Here.
Medications and some pamphlets.

NIALL: Hmm.

Hmm. It's good
roach paper, this.

[CHUCKLES] I'm joking.
I'll read them.

What happened?

I was arrested
and charged today.

Crashed my car
outside Bellona's.

Jesus, Niall.

Were you on meth?

Yeah.

My agent called, too.

Someone pictured me outside.

The Sun are gonna
run a story on it.

[IN HOARSE VOICE] They're likely
to mention the car park

and where I was.

Everyone's gonna know.

-Oh, Niall.
-[NIALL SOBS]

♪ [EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING] ♪

This burden you carry,
it's too much to bear.

Don't you think the universe is
pushing you to take action here?

[SCOFFS]

I don't believe
in that kind of stuff.

Well, I do.

Is some article in a sh*t-rag
paper really the way

you want to out yourself
to the world?

I mean, what are you scared
of exactly?

[QUIETLY]
What people might think.

But don't all
the important people

in your life already know?

Ruben doesn't.

Oh, why don't you
just tell him, Niall?

I can't.

I just...

-I can't.
-You can.

It might be uneasy at first,

but trust me, you will
tap into a reserve of strength

within you that you didn't
even know you had.

Use this as a chance to open
yourself up to the world.

It's that, or let
a pigeon-brained journalist

decide how to tell your story.

Let's be honest,
after your last two books,

you can't really afford
any more bad writing

out there associated with you.

[CHUCKLES] f*ck you.

-[LAUGHS]
-[CHUCKLES]

Look, just...

go down to the prison tomorrow,

look him straight in the eye,
and say, "This is me."

Or else maybe
you're not man enough

to admit you f*ck blokes.

Cup of tea?

♪ [MUSIC INTENSIFYING] ♪

♪ [UNEASY MUSIC PLAYING] ♪

-[DOOR ALARM BLARES]
-[DOOR OPENS]

♪ [MUSIC FADES] ♪

I didn't think
I'd see you again.

♪ [LOW TENSE MUSIC PLAYING] ♪

Last time I put
that kind of fear in you,

we went over a decade.

Yeah.

So do you want to tell me
what was going on
between the two of you then?

-Nothing.
-Bullshit.

-f*cking nothing.
-Easy, Ruben.

-I know something went down.
-I'm g*y.

♪ [MUSIC STOPS] ♪

Well, I'm bi, but...

maybe it's cleaner to say g*y.

-You're bi?
-That's right.

That's what me
and Mona were arguing about.

She wanted to tell you.

To get me back
for snitching about Benji.

You're bi.

Yeah.

You? Bi?

No, I--

I think I'm g*y. Sorry.

Let me retract.

I'm g*y.

You're g*y.

I'm g*y.

[LAUGHS]

-Well, you surprised, then?
-Yeah.

At you admitting it. [LAUGHS]

Ah, come on, Bambers,
I've always had my suspicions.

-Since when?
-Since f*cking forever.

Since I found all
that Doctor Who sh*t

in your wardrobe, you nugget.
[LAUGHS]

Wait, so you're...

-you're not annoyed?
-Annoyed?

What the f*ck's it got
to do with me?

Well, you don't
shy away from slurs,

Ruben, at the best of times.

-They're just words.
-No, they're not just words.

-They do damage.
-Only if you let them.

Well, I let them!

I let them every day
of my f*cking life, Ruben!

What do you mean,
you're not annoyed?

I'm not anything.

I don't give a f*ck
who you stick it in.
I mean, why would I?

-Our mums are bent.
-Yeah, but lesbians are cool.

You said that
all the time growing up.

[SCOFFS] When I was like 17.

If our mums had proved anything,

it's that they're actually
pretty f*cking uncool.

This is all your sh*t, son.

This has got nothing
to do with me.

No chance, Ruben.

You called me a f*gg*t
all the time.

Yeah. I also called you
ugly and thick,

but you're not sitting here
being all insecure about that.

Do you want to know
who the real h*m* was

in your life?

Come here.

I'll tell you.

You.

♪ [TENDER MUSIC PLAYING] ♪

You were the only one
who cared, Niall.

-You always have been.
-NIALL: No, not really.

I was bullied
pretty bad in school.

You wouldn't believe
the type of sh*t

-that they would say to me.
-RUBEN: Yeah, but you listened.

March to the beat
of your own drum,

tends to drown out
the other noise,

that's what I say.

Yeah, but it's not
that easy, Ruben.

It is, Niall. It is.

You've wasted your whole life

dancing to other people's tunes.

But you've never had the rhythm,
let's be honest.

But I'll be f*cked
if I'm sitting here

while you make out that I'm
to blame for all your problems.

I'll accept ten to 15 percent,
no more than that.

[CHUCKLES]

So you're not annoyed?

No.

Proud, if anything.

They can call us g*y and proud.

[CHUCKLES]

[LAUGHS]

Wow, I, uh...

-I don't know what to say.
-You don't have to say anything.

Thank you.

♪ [MUSIC CONTINUES] ♪

Can I tell you something, Niall?

In the spirit of sharing.

It's about my dad.

NIALL: Yeah.

I hated him.

I know.

[VOICE WAVERING] I hated him
'cause of what he did to me.

He hit you and stuff?

That was the best of it.

Yeah? [SOBS]

[CONTINUES SOBBING]

That was the best of it.

[SOBS]

Oh my God, Ruben, I'm so sorry.

[SOBS]

f*ck you up, man.

Makes you a f*cking half-man.

NIALL: No, mate.

Mate, you're anything
but a half-man.

If you're a half-man,
I hate to think what I am.

A f*cking quarter-man.

A bloody dot-man.

[SIGHS HEAVILY] Yeah,
but I spent my life proving it.

You know, filling myself back
up to the top.

Well, you succeeded.
No doubt about it.

You know, uh...

My body would, uh...

respond sometimes, you know?

Right.

In a lot of ways,
it's the closest I've ever
been with someone.

Is this too much?

No.

No, it's fine.

You know, I would, uh...

I would c*m sometimes.

You know?

It is too much.

Sorry.

It is too much.

Do you think less of me? [SOBS]

What? Of course not.

-Don't be ridiculous. You're...
-[SOBS]

NIALL: You're my hero.

More so now that I know
where you get your armor from.

[SOBS] I'm so sorry.

Hey, look, you don't need
to be sorry, all right?

You felt like you couldn't be
honest with me.

It was all me, all right?
I'm so sorry.

I f*cking love you,
brother, yeah?

I f*cking love you, man.

-I f*cking love you, yeah?
-[BANGS ON WINDOW]

I f*cking love you, brother.

I f*cking love you,
brother, yeah?

f*cking love you too, yeah?

I f*cking love you. [SNIFFLES]

Oh! [SNIFFLES]

[EXHALES HEAVILY]

Oh, f*ck me.

We definitely look like a couple
of h*m* now, eh?

[CHUCKLES]

[LAUGHS]

Oh, f*cking hell.

[GRUNTS] Oh, man.

f*ck me. I feel lighter.
[SNIFFLES] Is there...

Is there anything else
you want to get off your chest?

[LAUGHS]

Yeah, I might as
well get them all out now, eh?

[LAUGHING] Yeah. Go on, go on.

[CHUCKLING] Uh...
Oh, f*ck. Um...

Do you see Alby?

[CHUCKLES] Yeah,
the f*cking bloke I mashed.

-NIALL: Yeah?
-Yeah.

-I'm seeing him.
-[CHUCKLING] What? No way!

[CHUCKLING] Yeah.

-I think he's the one.
-What?

How long
have you been together for?

Uh, a week. Not even.

What? You f*cking mad c**t.

NIALL: You know
when you know, right?

[LAUGHS] I suppose.

[SNIFFS] Wait, wait, hold on.

Was that what he wanted
to tell me

-in the kitchen that time?
-Yeah.

You f*cking c**t.

I went to prison for over
a decade 'cause of that.

I wouldn't have given a sh*t!

You f*ck. You f*cking c**t.

-[LAUGHS]
-[LAUGHS] I'm sorry.

Wait, you go! You go!

Uh... Oh, you see Celeste?

What, as in my, uh,
my ex-flatmate, Celeste?

-RUBEN: Yeah.
-Yeah.

I f*cked her when I got
out of prison.

NIALL: What? No way!

-RUBEN: Made it my mission.
-What? She went for it?

-Like a dog to a b*ner.
-[BOTH LAUGHING]

NIALL: Didn't she f*cking
hate you?

She f*cking did, yeah.

f*cking frog b*tch
almost broke my pelvis.

-[LAUGHS]
-[NIALL LAUGHS]

Go on, you tell me something.

-Go on, go on.
-I f*cking hated your mum.

Yeah, I f*cking hated yours too.

[BOTH LAUGHING]

Uh...
Uh, you see how your gym kit

would always
go missing back at school?

-Yeah.
-That was me.

f*ck. You f*ck. [LAUGHS]

Yeah, I just couldn't resist
seeing you slipping

around the football pitch
in your awful f*cking brogues.

Yeah, I looked like a f*cking
tit every b*stard week.

-[BOTH LAUGHING]
-[SLAPS THIGH]

You f*cking c**t. You c**t.

[BOTH CONTINUE LAUGHING]

-Oh. [SNIFFLES] Okay. [GRUNTS]
-[NIALL GROANS]

Anything else?

[LAUGHING] Yeah, I f*cked Mona
while you were away.

-[LAUGHS]
-♪ [MUSIC GROWS TENSE] ♪

Baird's my child. [LAUGHS]

♪ [MUSIC INTENSIFYING] ♪

♪ [OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING] ♪

[GRUNTS]

[GASPS, GRUNTS]

-[BREATHING HEAVILY]
-[MUFFLED SCREAMS]

-[GRUNTS, LAUGHS MANIACALLY]
-[NIALL GRUNTING]

-[MUFFLED SCREAM]
-[GRUNTING WILDLY]

-[BONE CRUNCHING]
-[MUFFLED WAILING]

-[RUBEN GRUNTING]
-[GASPS, SCREAMS INDISTINCTLY]

[LAUGHS] Oh, he’s got some
f*cking fight in him, has he?

-[GROWLING] Come on!
-[MUFFLED] No!

-[ROARING WILDLY]
-♪ [MUSIC BUILDING] ♪

[GRUNTING]

f*ck! [GRUNTING]

-[NIALL GRUNTS]
-[GROANS]

-[GASPS]
-[RUBEN GROANS]

[SCREAMS]

[BOTH GRUNTING, PANTING]

[RUBEN YELLS]

[GASPS]

[GROANING]

-[PANTING]
-[RUBEN CONTINUES GROANING]

NIALL: No! No! No! No!
No! No! No!

[SCREAMS INDISTINCTLY]

-[ROARING, SCREAMING]
-[NIALL GRUNTING]

[MUFFLED SHOUT]

I f*cking love you,
brother, yeah?

I f*cking love you, yeah?

Yeah! [SCREAMING]

-[CONTINUES SCREAMING]
-♪ [HAUNTING MUSIC PLAYING] ♪

[MUFFLED SCREAM]

[GRUNTING, BREATHING HEAVILY]

[SOBBING, PANTING]

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

♪ [MUSIC FALLING] ♪

-[GRUNTS, GROANS]
-♪ [MUSIC CONCLUDES] ♪

[PANTS]

[GROANING]

[GROANS]

[GROANING, BREATHING HEAVILY]

[GROANING]

[SOFTLY] f*ck.

[GROANS]

[PANTING]

[GRUNTS APATHETICALLY]

♪ [“DANNY BOY”
BY FREDERIC WEATHERLY PLAYING] ♪

♪ Oh, Danny boy, the pipes
The pipes are calling ♪

♪ From glen to glen ♪

♪ And down the mountain side ♪

♪ If you will bend ♪

♪ And tell me that you love me ♪

♪ Then I will sleep in peace ♪

♪ Until you come to me ♪

♪ [SONG CONCLUDES] ♪