01x06 - Pikuach Nefesh

[bunniefuu]

Attention, commander...

Just funny to see you here.

I'm your commander now and
it's irrelevant if you know me from before.

You'll finish this training
with only one nipple.

I can't go back to sleep there!

Shimrit. A recruit in my unit,
and she'll sleep here tonight

He is my brother, so I have to hide him here
until everything cools down.

Watch out if you complicate her.

Do you even understand
what I am risking here for you?

To the most beautiful commander in the Middle East
I thought about you all night and all day.

Shimrit, I got your letter.
-Commander, I did not write you any letter.

You will keep this environment
operational and professional

and according to the rules
of proper interactions.

One of my soldiers caught your soldier

breaking the rules of proper interactions
with one of the soldiers in the operations room.

Do you want to explain to me how do you allow
your soldier to sleep in the operations room?

And you, it seems logical to you
that you don't know about this?

Your company remains
at the base on Shabbat.

Wow, Mphrom [lebanse dish].

and grape leaves,
and the pie you love with the raisins.

Bless your mother.
-Shalom, Sapir. -Bye, Nechama.

Sapir, I don't think
I'll love this Shabbat.

Like my life is on a loop.
I've been living the same f*cking month for two years.

Enough, Mommy, it's only a Saturday,
we did millions like that.

That's exactly the thing.

I don't remember a life where I wasn't here.

Zim, don't sink.

I'm here with you.

We will pass it together,
me, you and the mphrom.

Yes, wow, you're the best with me.

What happened?
He is free of his wife and kids this weekend ?

Enough already.
He is not married.

Come on, just one picture,
I'm not asking a lot. Come on.

He is married, eh?
- He isn't married, I told you.

Ok, come on, don't worry,

I don't care about morality and all this sh*t.

Promise me you'll tell me
if his wife is also worth f*cking, okay?

At least I will get something out of it.

You will see, we will do a whole Shabbat.

Wow wow, I don't think I feel good.

Really.
-Yes.

I think I caught some kind of virus here
with a cough and that, it's a shame I'll infect you.

For coughing without blood you're not exempted from Shabbat.
Top, they put you in tent B.

Your mother will go to the tent B.

You need to declare something that
you can't solve here in the base.

For example, I ran out of Ritalin.

The company can't prescribe you Ritalin,
it's known.

I declared that my mother lost her key

and without me she will stay
all the Shabbat outside on the street.

It's sure they'll approve my request.
-You think they'll approve your exit for that?

Why, what do you recommend?

An ab*rtion.

I'll declare that.

Beware of declaring this!

Hilarious.

Very hilarious.

Where's my bed?

Really great.

Hey, Shimrit?
How are you, what's up?

What are you doing here?
-I'm going to the dining room. Want something?

What, are you an animal?
Like, are you following me?

Who follows you?
I'm going to the dining room, I told you.

Listen, Yogev, whatever it was.
It's over.

Okay? Don't make a big deal out of it now.

Okay.

Do you understand
that we are not together?

What together? I just wanted to check
if you were okay.

They wanted to cut you
at the end of the mountain, eh...

your nipple.

Yogev, let me go. Come on,
I've had enough sh*t this Shabbat.

I don't need you on my head, okay?

What a piece, I'm also turning 21 because
of everything that happened and this,

and now Noah is not my commander anymore
because she is no longer in the operations room,

so I'm sort of... responsible.

If you feel like coming,
watching an episode together or...

The formation will go to attention.
Position attention!

The formation will go to rest.

Do we have 34 soldiers or I'm hallucinating?

You're not hallucinating.

So in what world
do we have 47 exit requests?

What a mess, I'm sick of them.

What's up?

I'm excited for another Saturday experience.

How are you?

Great.

This is a security exercise,
and later Zlil will train them on armed discipline.

Good.
-Good.

Did you do something with your hair?
-What?

No, nothing.

It looks different.

A high ponytail.

Different is bad?
-No, no, no at all.

Eh Kfir, listen.

It's sexual harassment.

You are our commander,
we can have you.

What, I didn't say anything.
Can't I ask a question?

They come directly with the...

I'm going to get
your company commander now...

What a dush.
-Enough, get off him, he tried to be nice.

What, do you protect him?

Dear, don't forget what side you are.

To receive the company commander
the unit will stretch to attention.

Two three...
-Attention!

Good noon, platoon 3.

Good afternoon, company commander!

Or maybe the afternoon is not good.
-The afternoon is not good, the...

Shabbat at the base.

Scary words, apparently.

But the truth is very different.

Shabbat at the base is supposed to be a privilege,
something you earn.

An initiation ceremony,,

After which you can say:
I also did Shabbat in the IDF

That's why I'm saddened

to stand here in front of you
today at this moment,

when I am forced to keep you
and the rest of my units on Shabbat

not from a place of privilege,

but due to the result of the incessant
discipline problems I have here in the company.

What is this sh*t?
-What did we do?

Quiet, silence here!

What did you do?
You asked what did you do...?

Who asked that?

Take a step back,
go to your sergeant.

Go ahead, go down to 5.
-But what did I do?

You bother my commander
in the middle of a conversation.

You know very well why you got this Shabbat.

That's why I'm saddened,

but I rejected all your departure requests.

Who? -Where?
-What is this nonsense?

Shabbat Shalom.

All of you, silence!
-I scheduled an ab*rtion!

Maybe if you were more listening to your commander
you wouldn't have come to this situation.

Where's my things?

Attention, commander, platoon 3!

Attention, commander!

Attention, commander!

What are you looking at?

It's shabbat, darling.
There is no one.

But don't pull.

Head down a second.

Wait.

Come on, you f*cking girlfriend.
Are you willing to invest a second in me?

Yes, in a minute.
-Come on, Sapir. -There.

In short, do you hear?
Zlil.

Doreen and Effi are organizing
the evening of the company this time,

because of the Shabbat surprise.
So both wanted to show us, the officers,

not to let our motivation drop, and all that.

This means that the toaster
is back on the agenda, okay?

So Zlil, you'll probably be
in our group,

but let me and Sapir do all the job.
Okay?

What toaster?
The one in unit 2?

No. The toaster that we had
for three consecutive cycles until last Saturday,

and that was stolen from us
because of...

a unit dysfunction.

What, so they don't let you use it?

This is not the point.
This toaster has its place in platoon 3,

where there are vegan commanders

that won't even touch the disgusting oily food
they serve in the dining room.

My dream is also to get rid of Doreen's gaze
every time I feel like eating soy beans.

Okay.

Come on, let's do it.

You have to do anything. okay?
-Okay.

Okay?

Yes. what?

Finish the braid, girl.

Do we go?

Hi, here you are. Great.

Eh, Sapir, do you happen to have
a few hours in the evening?

What? A few hours?
-Yes.

I thought this Saturday is a good opportunity
to make order in the office,

I've been wanting to get to that
for a long time.

Wait, aren't you coming
to the company night?

To come, why?

Doreen and Effi didn't tell you?

To tell me what?

Some of us meet in the classroom,
to play games between the units.

It's team building, company evening.
The winner unit gets a toaster.

A triangle toaster.

It's not just toaster, it's the toaster.
This is the trophy.

Obviously you are also invited, yes?

It was just so spontaneous,
that Doreen and Effi forgot to tell you.

The truth is that I was counting on this time
to make order in the office, so...

see you tomorrow.
-Bye.

Yo, what a shame.

Okay, would it be better
if she came with all her famous "fun"?

Come on, we're late.
-Eh, wait.

I forgot something in the room.
Do we meet there?

Wach out if you are late.

What are things going, commander?

I don't have time,
I'm on my way to the event.

And I'm not your commander.

I brought some things for you.

Thank you, dear,
I actually just got back from the warehouse.

Yosh,

don't talk to anyone.

Well, I have to go,
I have an event.

Have a good time.

Take, dude, gift.

Shimrit!

Wow, you made my heart drop to my underwear.

What are you doing here?

I was looking for you and then
I saw the mess there is here,

so, I thought, you know,
that I'll arrange it while waiting for you.

No, no, you can't enter this office.

Anyone saw that you are here?

It's Shabbat, commander.
There's no one.

It's not the point,
It's really not the point, Shimrit

If someone sees you here after all the mess
you did to me in the operation room...

Okay, cool, fair.

Look what a mess there is here, really.

Is all this supposed to be in the closet?

Okay.

How do you usually arrange your binders?

what?
-There are all kinds of ways to do it.

You know, alphabetically, by date, by color...

All of them.

All of them?
-Shimrit, this is neither the time nor the place.

No, it's all of them.

"I write with a Muji 4.0 pen
that I bought in Spain"

Noah? Galit?

Roni?
-"I love a ponytail pulled back with spray"

Marom? Esther? Doreen!

Nice, correct answer. -Yes!
-Well, time is over, go on.

There is nothing on this commander,
number one!

Well, we have 21 points for unit 2.

I invite unit 3 to go for the top .

They are smaller than us, we'll crush them.
-Don't miss it.

And... start.

"Take a plate, a glass, crushed..."

The flower of the company...
Eh, Louise!

"You're not commander. You're Ret*rded."
-A first sergeant

"Your shoes are not polished."

Yevgeny.

Sally!
-Sally, Sally!

Toro's Chief of Staff.

Zimmer! Zimmer! Zimmer! Zimmer!

Hey Noah. Noah!

Noah...

Arava. How are you?

Wow, great. How about you?
-Also

Why aren't you at the company evening?

Ah, no, I really destroyed them last time,

I want them to win this time.

Eleanor!
-It is really hard for me to fall asleep,

so at least I will be quiet.

Don't you go?
-No, I have too much work.

Cool. So do you want to
order pizza together or...?

Eh...

No, I...

I have a lot of work to do at the office
including organizing the binders.

Eleanor!
-How do you organize your binders?

What?

I asked if you need help
to organize the binders.

No. -Eleanor!
-Thanks, Arava, I'll manage.

They said there's a soldier
on the roof of the warehouse. -What?

Eleanor! Eleanor!

Come on, David, jump!
-Eleanor!

Well, is he already jumping or all talk?

What is it, what's going on here?
- Hey, David, here comes the officer to save you

It's your lucky day.
-Okay, all of you go back to your companies.

Do you think so?
Do you know how boring this Saturday is?

Something finally happens here.

David, you hear me?
-Eleanor!

Eleanor!
-David, you have nothing to worry about,

I am the officer of the operations room
and I am responsible for the security.

I mean, I was
the officer of the operations room,

Now I'm a commander of unit training...
-Eleanor!

Well, David.
I ask you not to jump,

this base has qualified personnel
to handle this kind of event.

Here, now I'm calling the operations room
and they'll come help.

Come on, David, jump already, come on!
-What are you afraid of, David?

Come on, jump!

Well, Yogev, you little scoundrel...

You should move away,
I am jumping!

Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!

Okay, David, don't move! Don't do anything!
I'm coming to you! I'm coming!

Jump! Come on, jump! Jump!

Come on, jump! Jump! Jump!

Come on, let's see you!
-Come on!

A little more,
hold on a little longer, okay?

Come on, well!

Come on, David!

Hold a little longer.

Let's see you!
-Come on!

A little more...
-David, can I get closer?

David, I need your approval to get closer.

Do you approve...? - No, you son of a b*tch!
Don't do this to me now.

Okay. David, let's try to keep calm.

f*ck...

Can you please take out your phone?

What? -The phone!
I asked you to take out the phone!

Okay.

Sorry, I didn't mean to shout.

I just need you photograph me and then
I will give you a number to send the video, okay?

What video?

I wanted to make Eleanor a "live"
but went to the battery,

so a video will have to do it.

And this is your girlfriend?

Not anymore.
Are you turning the recording on?

David, let's go downstairs
and let's talk properly.

I also have to report this
to the mental health officer.

What? What did you say?

I need to report this
to the mental health officer.

So that she can help you.
-There's no way to help me!

And if you're going to do a scene on me
and bring in reinforcements

I am jumping now,
without a video or anything!

Okay, David, you don't shout at me.

What, what is it? What's going on here?

Commander, is it you?
-Shimrit?

Oh, I have an urgent matter,
can I come up for a moment?

Not at all, Shimrit! I'm busy right now.
-I'm a with you in a minute. Wait.

Is this the mental health officer?

What a sergeant! What a queen!

What happens if they strike?

Don't worry, dear, it's on us.

No, in case someone needs me to replace her.

No, we won't have to,
everything is good, "Pong" is our specialty.

What?

Wait, I need to check something with Kfir,
I'll be right back.

How are you walking around like that?

The way you look is a disgrace to the IDF and
a disgrace to the Shabbat. -Listen a minute...

No, I won't listen.
You can't hang out at the base like that!

I try to explain to you that
they do not let me enter the tent.

Do you really continue with these stories?
-Yes.

Oh, sorry to bother...

here, I already recorded a video.

Who is he?

It's David.

His girlfriend broke up with him and
he wants me to film him talking to her.

And then he jumps?

Wow, this is going viral.
-So who's filming me? You or the health officer?

David, stay away!

Get away from there! Go back!
-Do you want me to help you?

No, not really. Don't jump, go back!
-A minute with him and I solve it.

No! David, are you listening to me?
-Well, trust me for a second.

No! Shimrit, you stay here.
Shimrit!

David...
-Shimrit! Come back here, Shimrit!

Where's the phone?

No one is filming you, dear.

You're wasting your time.

You can't help me.

It's okay, my time is cheap.

I don't even have a tent to go back to.

Listen, David,

you have to f*ck someone else.

Shimrit!
-What how do you speak?

Do you even know what
a love like mine and Eleanor's is?

Listen, dear,

I once loved so much
that my soul burned.

Really.

He was so stunning that
every time he passed by me,

I couldn't breathe.

Love, okay?
Like yours.

So I went and slept with him,

after some party in an orange orchard.

Full of mud.

Forget it, embarrassing.

The day after that he didn't look at me at all.

I felt humiliated.

Do you know what he told everyone?

That it felt like twenty
have already passed inside me.

Two years later,
everyone still called me the orange sl*t.

Do you know what I did?
-What?

I went and f*cked twenty men.

No, love is sh*t, I tell you.

But you are a man.

You can f*ck what you want
and no one will call you a sl*t.

So go home, f*ck a lot,

and believe me, in two minutes
you won't remember what's her name.

You have no idea what it is to be me.
-Of course I know.

I was you.
We were all you sometime in our life.

Isn't it, commander?

Can you please take a picture of me now?

Commander, can you come for a moment?

Commander, come second.

Can you come for a moment?
Please.

Right answer, unit 2,
next to Bamba Nougat stands Bugles.

The next product.

Unit 3?

Come on, mamy, it's yours,
go take the top.

Zimmer! Zimmer! Zimmer!

Time is over!

Unit 2, k*ller eyes!

Well, speak.

I'm not sure it will help.

I'm sure it will.

Okay.

When I was 17,
there was a guy called Ethan.

He was a lone soldier from Albuquerque.
-From where?

Silence, let her talk.
-Sorry.

Continue.

In short,

he stayed with us for six months.

Um... he didn't know much Hebrew,

so he mostly smiled a lot.

And every morning and evening,
at a meal, he would smile at me.

I was 17, I haven't had...

Doesn't matter.

In short, it was nice,

The way he smiled at me.

I don't understand where the story goes.
-Can you not interrupt her?

Sorry.
-Continue, we are with you.

In short...

I couldn't stop thinking about him.

Really. All the time.

So at some dinner he smiled at me
a big, different smile,

I decided I had to write to him
that I thought he... this... and...

I wrote some million versions,
all night ,

and I went to him the next morning
to bring him the letter,

and I found out he had left.

He decided it wasn't right for him.

He left and returned to Albuquerque.

So I wrote his name on my palm.

Ethan.

I don't know why,
I just didn't stop thinking about him.

And when it was erased...

I wrote again,

And I added it in another place.

In the hands, in the legs,
in the abdomen.

That way until...

Until one day you discovered
that you had forgotten to write his name?

No.

I enlisted in the army
so I couldn't do it anymore.

Come on, you are a psychotic.

What?

It's completely crazy,
to write on your whole body...

You weren't even together.

Really David,
you can't talk to her like that.

It's not that psychotic either.
-It's not psychotic at all

Sorry.

I didn't mean to hurt you or something.

I'll go back to the tent now.

What, that's it?
Like, we convinced you?

I don't know, I...
I have to think about it a little.

And they let you be an officer?

Yes.

Take, sweety.

I made it for you
with your repulsive soybean.

Well, what?

Okay, wipe your face,
eat the consolation toast.

How didn't you tell me?

What?

You're sitting next to me and
f*cking corresponding with Kfir.

Kfir...

What?
How's Kfir related?

Really?
Do you continue with it?

What in this life I didn't tell you, Sapir?

Anything I think you know about,

even before I even think of it
you already know it.

But you f*cking with the division commander,
you can't tell me?

Can you not shout it?

So why didn't you tell me?

I thought you would think it's disgusting.
-It's really disgusting.

I imagined you would react like that.

Oh, is that because of me
that you didn't tell me?

Because I'm such a shitty friend

that I couldn't understand you
and the Ret*rded things you do?

Listen, Zimmer,
I understand you are angry...

Look how angry I am,
you f*cking lied to me!

What could I do?
He could have flown away.

If someone find out, he would be
removed from office, you know that.

I really loved you,
you dumb.

It was real, your story?

What are you talking about?

A beautiful story.

In any case, you must not tell this to anyone
because it is completely inappropriate.

Understood.

I'm sorry about the whole thing with Geva,
I didn't know it was like that.

It's ok.

I never called you orange sl*t.

I know.

Okay, well, I was also pissed off
at how they treated you.

I think we both would burn
this high school down today.

Or do like Ethan
and go to Albuquerque.

Are you sorry you slept with him?

Don't know.

It's nice to have someone
want you like this, you know?

Sex, it's a simple answer,
it's not complicated.

It's always like this with me, I try to be smooth
and it doesn't happen in the end.

So I fell into this place.

It's simpler to sleep with people
than to make them understand you.

Okay, I'm a coward, I know.

To me, you're not a coward at all.

Let's go downstairs and
I'll find something for you to wear.

I can't believe it.

What, does it lock with a slam?
-I don't know.

It was open when I came in.
-Let me try.

Tell me, are you completely screwed?