01x03 - When the Waves get Stronger

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Well, what's up
with the evacuation?

There's a commander here who needs to start a cycle
in another f*cking minute and a half.

I was in a kneeling position and fired
and the backpack flies into her eye.

Promise me to keep
the unit for me.

Not in a dream
I will open a cycle without you.

So now I am the unit's commander.
-Like, forever?

Temporary, only until she comes back.

You have a squad commander, Arava.

Attention!

Attention.

She has a date for a disqualification committee.
- Why?

Because she is a shitty commander.
-I'm sure with the right process...

Tell me that by the end of the day
the report will have a score of 4.

In today's report
I gave you a 9 for the march.

Two minutes touching
the flag and returning!

Two minutes, move!

Take off your swimming suit
or you don't go into a shower.

You will end the boot camp

with only one nipple.

What is the attention line?
Anyone know where this is the attention line?

For receive the commander
the class will stand on attention.

Two, three...
-Attention!

If she f*ck with me in the face
one more time

I cut both her n*pples.

To receive the commander
Ray and Hago stand at attention.

Two, three...
-Attention!

Hands behind your back.

Rest. Good morning.
-Good morning., commander.

You arrived early.

We listen to the commander,
Isn't that what you wanted?

You said onThursday that is
important that we arrive on time.

Right. These are my expectations
from my team.

I arranged it.

All will be here at 9:00

including the northern ones,

And included the one from Eilat.

What is it?
Are you preparing, commander?

Yes. It's important to me that our team
starts this week off right, on the right foot.

Have an appetite.

It's stunning.

Okay, so I see you at the attention line
in 15 minutes. 15 minutes, move!

Yes, commander,


And if one of the commanders
ask you where the chocolate comes from,

you say you brought it from home.

Understood.
It's on me.

Good day.
-Good day, commander!

What a nice chip she has.

"If the wounded person
has profuse bleeding,

“it should be stopped right away
with the help of a arterial blocker.

“We will then report to the
appropriate factor, HMO or MDA,

"to call for evacuation.

What is it? What happened
to the commander?

Okay. We have removed the danger element
from the wounded person.

We need to verify
the state of consciousness.

Come back after me.

Man, man. How do you feel?

Nice.

The injured person does not answer us.
What is the next step?

Opening an air lane
and perform a log.

I'll demonstrate it.

We put the hand,
fingers in the belt,

tilt the body.

Commander!

Commander, what a smile, oh my!

Hello, what is this mess?
Everybody silent!

Who would have thought, even
your commanders know how to laugh.

Big deal,
we are human too.

No, she is not a person,
she's a princess, the commander!

Silence I said!

Okay, I continue.

A log,
is to remove secretions.

What is the secretions?
Secretions can be all kinds of things.

Vomit, blood, gastric juices,

even dental particles
which can lead to suffocation.

I conclude.

Sally, are you serious?

What are you doing here?
-What nonsense.

Look what you look like.
-What do you have?

I don't believe,
What is this thing?

Commander?

Yes? Sorry, where were we?

Secretions.

The doctor said that if the backpack had been
a little longer, it would have scratched my pupil.

It would have put me
in emergency surgery.

But my wild cornea
repelled it.

A wild cornea for a wild commander.

Momale, Sally, what heroine,
I'm in shock, really!

When did you come, you ugly?

I'm burnt.
Am I beautiful or what?

More ugly than that
it is impossible.

Did you come to
visit me, ya sh*t?

Just passing by on the way to Ram 2,
I thought I'd make deployment with my girls.

What is a deployment?
What's about deployment?

Why, when were you told you'll be back?

They did not say,
they are waiting for the results of the tests.

Sapir, she doesn't deserve a deployment
before she is accepted into the IDF geriatric?

Well, what? What do you say?
Is it appropriate?

Mid-cycle and that's it.

Obviously, it should not be a problem,
we will advance the before bed.

Come on, deployment!

If you ever have a shortage...

Thanks but it's from her home

so I don't mean
take them or something.

From her home?

She steals it every Sunday
from the toilets and puts them here.

Doreen is a good one,
really, a nice girl,

but in emergencies,
everyone for herself.

And that's the last thing
I wanted to give you.

We'll see how it fits on you.

Looks great.

Thanks.

You're welcome.

You are me now.

What won't I do for myself?

I am not you.

True, you are not a f*cking pirate.

Sally, it's important for me
to tell you that...

Your unit is in good hands,

and that as long as I am here
I will do all I can

to correct as many
things as possible.

What do you want to correct?

No, I mean, I thought
that before you come back

I can improve all kinds of things.

It's over.
I'm not coming back.

After you recover, I mean.

No, I'm not coming back,
They're discharging me.

What? -My cornea is damaged,
they're discharging me.

I am released.

But you said that your
cornea is a wild animal.

Yes, a wounded wild animal.

So what do we say?
Congratulations?

For both of us, actually,
I am released and...

from now on,
you're the official commander of the unit.

Sally! Sally! Sally! Sally!

Noah! Sally!

They have taken my cellphone, they stole it.
- Who?

Arava, sit down a moment.
What happened?

These f*cked soldiers,
They took the cellphone.

What do you mean?
Are you sure?

Call it, you'll see.

You came to the voicemail
of the commander Arava.

I can't answer at the moment
because I'm crying.

You fell on me first, eh?

If you have nothing to hide,
so what's the problem?

It's discrimination.
-Discrimination on what basis?

On the basis...

On bad basis.

You, I've seen
you've got an eye on me.

My commander would never
do that to me, you know.

She is a real princess.
-Yes, she is magic.

Come on, open, open.

Come on, Alyssa, empty it.

Please, the commander...
-Have something to hide?

No, but...
-So come on.

Sister, "What the f*ck"?

It's for my grandfather,
he misses the Land of Israel...

Okay, return this to where you took it from,
and we'll talk about it later.

Yes, commander!

Not now...

It doesn't matter.

Come on, Tot, open it.

What is it?

For self-defense, commander.

Put it in the bag.

Open the big bag.

I checked in the tents, nothing.

How's going on here?
Nothing.

Where is Arava?

Not ready to leave the room.

It's a joke?

I realize it's funny for you.

If somebody's here
does not confess

you're all going to
stay here on Saturday.

Sapir, it is called a collective punishment.
-So?

And it's forbidden.
-It's okay, I just scared them.

I don't think that instilling fear
will help right now.

Okay, Noah,
so what will help?

Because your illustrious
commander Arava

has locked herself in a room right now
and she won't come out.

Sergeant!
Who is the new one?

I am from the criminal investigation division.

They called me here because it is a serious event
Which is beyond the level of the unit.

More questions?

Commander,

is there any progress or am I bringing in
an investigation vehicle to start opening cases?

Commanders, please come to me.

Okay, so we know that the phone
is in somewhere in the unit,

So what we'll do today
is to send the soldiers on a search.

You mean they'll search for
the phone they stole themselves?

Sure, ingenious.

Connecting a soldier to the problem
can lead to the solution.

Surely the simulation worked very well
in training camp Noah.

Look.

Anyone missing a tourniquet?

Personal bandage? Dutch rope?

What is this?

Arava has not taken yet
her equipment?

Or, you take Arava's squad.

What? What happened?

She is not ready yet
to get out of her room.

But we returned the phone to her.
-But it's locked with a fingerprint.

From of one of the soldiers apparently,
and I don't know who.

Genius.
-I'll beat them up.

Who could do such a thing?

Hello! Are you in some parallel universe
of Platoon Three?

Wake up, dear,
we are surrounded by criminals.

They are not really criminal.
-Really?

So you want to tell me
you don't have a first-class soldier

that has four convictions
in court for theft?

Wow, Zimmer. That's so uncool
to even think about it.

Okay, their lunch break
is almost over.

Think about it?
The one who stole four times,

isn't she likely to steal a fifth time?

I would like to see you
coming from her neighborhood

and manage to achieve
what Hagit did.

Do you know she
also plays table tennis?

Wow!

What happened? You are afraid
she stops thinking you're a princess?

You can't go to blame
a soldier on theft

only because she has
a large police record.

Well, Noa, if Tzlil is afraid of a soldier,
I'll go for her, it's definitely her.

Noah, I am with this soldier now

in the middle of a super significant process
of understanding the system.

This thing now
can destroy everything I built.

A process, God?

You're all one big pezanikit.

What is a pezanikit?

What is it?

It's cheap, soul popularity.
You flatter your soldiers.

I? A pezanikit?

Am I a pezanikit?
-I just say what I see.

Okay, I don't understand,
that I go to them?

Okay, probably cheap popularity.
The one you will care about your soldiers.

Really, at least I know
where mine are.

It makes more sense to me
that yours did it.

Really, my stealing team,

they just can't make it
to the bathroom every morning.

Well, stop with that,
we're running out of time.

Come on, you are ready
to say what to do?

We'll go to see Hagit.

If Sally was here in the room,
she would tell you that this is not right.

No, sweetie, if Sally were here,
Hagit would have been to trial a long time ago.

Oh. yes? -Yes.
-So let's call her. Let's call Sally.

Sally! Sally!
-Sally!

Sally! -Sally! -Sally!
- Sally! -Sally! -Sally!

There is no more Sally,
enough, she's gone.

What do you mean?
She returns, though.

Not. She 's been dismissed.

What did you say?

She will talk to you about it,
it's really irrelevant right now.

Let's go to see Hagit.

What's the problem, my uncle's friend has...
-What is your uncle?

A hunk.

What happened?

What is it, my brother?

But I told him
"don't get out of the house", I told him!

What happened to him?

What, did they try to take him down?

He is okay?

Nobody tried to take anyone down,
everything is fine.

Wow wow wow, you broke my heart,
May you be healthy

Hagit, we need your help
with the phone problem.

What happened?

Didn't your criminal investigator
capture the suspect?

It is locked with a fingerprint.

Really.
-Come on, stop with the show,

open it and let's end with the story.
-What?

What, you think...

Do you think I did it?

No, I can't believe it.
Tell me, what wrong have I done to you?

Hagit, you are not a suspect
in anything, Okay?

We are investigating them all.

Just you first because then maybe
we won't have to check all others.

No, I just can't believe
what my commander thinks of me.

Aye, I don't feel good.

I'll send you to the infirmary.
Come, put a finger here please.

Hagit...

Do it for me.

Wow, commander,
I would die to help you

but I just did my nail polish.

"Fanny Bunny"?

Is it forbidden "Fanny Bunny"?

Go later and take it down.

Now put your finger here,

or I will take your refusal
as an admission of guilt.

It doesn't work like that, a soul.

When was the last time you were
in an interrogation?

Good.

In seven minutes you got an "alef",
you're going to a disciplinary review.

OIkay, I'll do it.

But just for my commander.

The other fingers.

Believe me,
I would give everyone a Saturday.

I can't do it, Sapir.

I have already explained to you.
- Okay. I understood.

You can ask Sally what to do
if you want.

How's Sally related?

I asked, how's Sally
related to this unit?

I...
-Exactly. You.

You are the commander of this platoon...

Commander, this is a raid!
Don't move!

Okay, I understand
that the finger wasn't found.

Not yet.

Ok, the damn unit stays on Shabbat,
what's the problem?

What? What's going on?

We do not do collective punishment
in this unit.

Since when?
- Since it was forbidden.

Attention, sergeant!

Well, if you need help I'm here.
Attention, sergeant!

Sorry, they call me.

You told her, that?

Commander, come urgent.

Sorry.

Tell the commander
what you told me.

II want to change classes.
-Not that.

The second thing.

I'm not ready to sleep
anymore in a tent.

The third thing!

I know who's finger.

Whose?

But you have to assure me that
you won't let me sleep there again.

I think you're confused.
You're not setting any conditions.

The name!

No.
-Do you negotiate with me?

I won't tell you
until you do not promise.

Okay, I promise.

What's ok?
Be clear.

You won't sleep in the tent tonight.

Commander,
where should we move her?

I'll take care of it.

Who is the soldier?

Soldier, come here.

Listen. Sergeant,
you've already checked my fingers.

Shoes.

W hat?

Take off your shoes.

You go to a disciplinary review.

The next time you
you have reached an "alef",

you bring yourself and your fingers
to the attention line. Clock's running.

Seven minutes.
Seven minutes. Moving!

Yes, sergeant, seven minutes.

What do you have to say
to your defense?

Commander,
sorry, I didn't mean.

It's okay, you're not...

Oh, obviously, her phone
got lost in your shoe.

Sapir.

It's not her fault,
it's my fault.

Can I... can conduct
the disciplinary review here?

Thanks.

Do you plead guilty? Do you deny?
Do you admit the facts?

What deny guilt?
God forbid.

That means don't admit.

I admit the guilt, commander.

You have a Sabbath,
get out of my office.

Don't cry,
that's not your fault.

Oshrit, really
there's nothing to cry,

it's just a Saturday,
It's okay, it's not bad.

Tell me, what is this sh*t?

Which one?

Good question. Right.

There is so much.

Maybe we should
start giving names

to your failures In managing
this unit, eh?

This will be easier.
What do you say?

No. Okay.

So I meant,

Your f*cking failed
squad commander,

the one you took under your responsibility,
I remind you,

the one you gave her 9 on your report,
contrary to what I said,

and now it's crumbling
before our eyes

and discrediting the entire IDF
in front of these female soldiers.

Arava is in a development process.

Did I ask you for that process?
Did I asked it for?

But Kfir, I solved the problem.
I found the finger.

Arava should be disqualified of her role,
and better before one hour .

Like I already said.

But someone here decided
she was taking on projects.

Okay.

What did you say?

I haven't heard.
It seemed to me that you said "Right, Kfir."

"You're right, Kfir."

“From now on I will do
everything you say, Kfir."

You spoke softly so I didn't really hear.
What did you said?

You were right.

Great.

Thanks.
I thank you,

and I remind you that
as long as you are temporary here

you don't make any decisions here,
you don't make any changes here,

and you are nothing!

So who replaces Sally?

Sorry?

I asked who replaced Sally.

I know she won't come back.
Have you found a new substitute?

Where do you know that from?

Sally told me.

There is currently no replacement on the table,
and that is none of your business.

You're liberated.

So I'm not temporary.

Not right now.

Get out of my sight.

And so, with much warmth and power,

you turned a bunch of commanders
into a family.

fighting for our unit
even in the difficult moments,

because the word "give up"
is not in your lexicon.

You made Platoon Three what it is,
always in the first place.

Because when you aim for the sky,
you end up falling among the stars.

Dear Sally,

I wish we could show you yourself
as we see you,

and know that always,

always, always, always,
you have a house here, in our unit,

and deep in our hearts.

Good luck, Sally. Love you,
Platoon Three.

Thank you very much, honey,
it was lovely,

and, with the help of God,
you'll be a platoon commander soon.

Amen.

Sally, Sally...

Princess, Princess!
-Enjoy your life!

Good luck.
- Thanks.

Sally, sorry I told the girls
you are leaving,

I didn't mean to create...
- Nonsense.

Take care of them, eh?

Sure.

Although I don't worry
Because you have Sapir.

She is the best friend
you will have here.

But she is my sergeant.

Exactly.

Attention, commander!

I have to go.
-Go on.

Tell me.

I arranged the matter with the phone,

Now I don't want to sleep
with this unit.

You owe me.

Try again with "Attention, commander".

Attention, commander.

You owe me.

Yes.

Unfortunately, this isn't solved
at the moment.

What?

There was a lot of business today.

I will view your request as soon as possible.
-But you promise me.

Shimrit, you cross the border.
-Noah!

Commander.

You don't understand, they'll k*ll me,
they saw that I helped you today,

I can't go back to sleep there.

I can sleep here outside the office,
but I'm not going back there.

Shimrit, there are things that
are not within my control.

What is not within your control?

Aren't you the commander of this unit?

You are angry with me.

Don't tell me what I feel.

I swear I meant to tell you myself.

What does it matter who tells me?
For my part, the toaster can tell me.

You don't come back
then you don't come back.

I assure you that it isn't me,
it's the IDF that releases me.

You could have told them
that you didn't want to.

I'm not dead, you know.

There is this thing they invented,
the phone.

It also works outside of the base.

You can always call me.

And what exactly
will we talk about?

Hi, Noah, how are things going?

What, are you crying?

Your mother is crying.

Who is this?
-Shimrit, a recruit in my unit,

a nd she'll sleep here tonight.
- What? Wait, wait.

Just because you left doesn't mean you can
turn the operations room into an Airbnb.

I'm here yet.
-Yogev, it's temporary.

Do you smoke?
- No.

Vegan?
- No.

FIFA or PES?

PES.

Straight or like everyone else here?
-Yogev!

She didn't come to be your girlfriend,
she came to sleep here.

In the morning she joins the rest of the platoon
with the other rookies and that's it,

there will be no FIFA here.

Come on, Noah, this is a violation
of the personal affairs regulation. -Good night.

Stop, Noah. Noah!
Stop!

I didn't cry.

I don't care.

What animals.
I told them to clean after.

I clean it.

Not at all.

It seems logical to them that
the commander will clean up after them.

Sapir...

Okay, one second,
I'm going to sweep here.

Okay, maybe two minutes.