01x02 - What Doesn't k*ll

[bunniefuu]

Well, what's up with the evacuation?

There's a commander here who needs to start a cycle
in another f*cking minute and a half

This one returns here only with
an annexation to Ram 2.

I have a bus with female soldiers entering
the base now , what Ram 2?

I was in a kneeling position and then fired
and the backpack flied into her eye.

Promise me to keep the unit for me.

Not in a dream
I will open a cycle without you.

What will be with my unit?
-They will find a substitue and everything will work out.

Until Sally returns, Noah is assigned to Kfir
as a temporary commander.

No, it's not a regular cycle.
It's distressed girls.

It's a therapeutic grade with a-16 in hand.

My brother -in -law...
Come on, I don't remember

if Abu Kabir or his actions...

What is it?
-My bag of personal affairs, sergeant.

Katz Shimrit.

Just funny the situation to see you here.

I am your commander now and
it is not relevant if you knew me before.

I want a report!

Sapir, the knife!
-I need you.

Sapir, the knife!
-I need you.

Wake-up call!

Noah... take care.

Take care.

Where?
-There.

Is this your chair
-Yes.

Wow, what is this, vanilla patchouli?

Do not know.

Good smell, sweet as a bouquet.

Are you sure you are finished
on the schedule for tomorrow?

What? Eh, yes, yes.

Wow, they did a great job here,
you know?

Well I left a checklist
for possible answers


In case I'm not available
But I'm always available.

I brought that with me too.

The fact that I'm leaving for
another office in the meantime

doesn't mean that I will stop being
responsible for what happens in the w*r room.

I think it's lavender.

Yogev, this is serious, are
you ready to be with me?

Noah, nothing will happen.
Nothing ever happens.

Before you, I didn't have
an officer, do you know why?

Because nothing f*cking happens in this base.
-OK.

So what, they already got
your thing here?

What is my thing?

Hey.
- Imale!

Sorry, I didn't think
there would be anyone here already.

I can't believe it, they brought you
the assassin of the w*r room? -Yogev.

It's big, It's big.
-Yogev!

Is that what people call me at the base?
-Not, really no.

It's not the women, it's a Yogev.

He is also returning to the w*r room.
- Yes, yes.

I surrender.

I'm not armed, don't sh**t me.

Funny!

Funny, funny.

Is everything ok Arava? Didn't Tzlil open
an extra time for them until 9:00am?

Yes, she is with them.

I really came to go to sleep
and then I realized

that there is a soldier whose
name I am not sure about.

Do you know all their names by heart?
-Yes.

Almost, except for the one
that escaped me.

Ray or Ryan.
- They only arrived today.

I just know that
I won't fall asleep because of it

And I thought I'd come check the files.
Is it okay if I take a look?

Yes.

Noah?

I'm glad you're
going to be my commander.

It's only temporary, you know.

Yes. Still.

I have a good feeling.

Ray.

Friends,
can I have some of the soap?

Ugh, what is this?
What, you're in the 80s?

Hago, she gave me soap
that had just touched her vulva.

Repulsive.

Hago.

Hago.

Eh, dear?

Why with a swimsuit?

Does it bother you?

Me? God forbid.

It seems to me that all of us here
are stuck with the same organs.

There is nothing to be ashamed of.

What is it, small n*pples? Big?

Maybe she has dark
n*pples like that, pigmented.

Hago, you know
the color of the nipple

is the lipstick color that suits you best?
-What do you say.

True, the girl from the supermarket
told me that.

If you are not sure
about your lipstick

If she sees the nipple,
she'll know.

Can I help you?

No.

I just wanted to see if you have
anything here that I don't have,

Svetlana.

Eh, dear, she just wants to find your lipstick,
everything is okay.

Sveta.

And it's a shame, because
you'll have to wait a long time.

Take off your swimsuit or you
will not enter the shower.

Yes? Why does it say
that this is your shower?

This is a shower for anyone
who doesn't look down on us.

Shhh... I didn't talk to you.

I am talking to your boss here.

Be careful with how you speak.
- Yes, why what will you do?

Stab me?

You don't scare me,
the world is lower than your shekel.

Come on, Sveta, I'm done.

This is the IDF here.

No special treatment.

Shower without a bathing suit
or don't shower at all.

Weapon 60 degrees!
- Weapon 60 degrees!

Five fingers on the handle!
-Five fingers on the handle!

Make sure you stay!
-Make sure you stay!

Weapon disassembled for inspection!!
- Weapon disassembled for inspection!!

The weapon is unloaded, checked, and secured, Commander.
- The weapon is unloaded, checked, and secured, Commander.

Unloaded, checked, and secured, Commander.

Run.

Right hand forward.
- Right hand forward.

Right hand back!
- Right hand back!

Left hand forward!
-Left hand forward!

Left hand back!
- Left hand back!

Right hand forward!

Right hand forward!

Right hand back!
- Right hand back!

Left hand forward!

I need two camp guards for today.

I'm passing you two from Yevgeni's team.
Do you have a replacement for Natalie?

Irritable blister again?
-Urinary infection.

So what, during intake week?
Don't exaggerate.

Come on, let her go already.

Well, I'll give you a wake-up call.

Safety ally, when did we say?
- 7:00 in the attention line.

I ran out of toilet paper
in the bathroom.

I have stacks in the office, don't worry.
Come on.

Report 1, 35 female soldiers, two in prison.

Report 1, 37 soldiers, three absent.

I have a pistachio cake in the office,
terrific, my mother made it.

Yo, I love your mom's pistachio.

Well, I think everything is resolved.
-Completely.

Thanks, Kfir.
- Thank you, Kfir.

Keep me posted if you need anything.
- Okay.

And come eat too, okay?

Ah, sorry.
You too.

Noah.
-Noah, Noah. You are also invited.

Come.

Kfir.
-Eh? Everything ok?

Yes, everything is fine.

I mean, I found some flaws in the unit
but I'll deal with them today.

I just wanted to say, Kfir,
you can trust me.

Good. Register of yourself,
You have a squad commander, ​​Arava. -Understood.

Yes, then she has a date for
a revocation committee.

This is the next Thursday
with Commander Magal.

Revocation of her position?

I need the last report
to close this story.

Take her out of command?
Why?

Why?
Because she is a shitty commander.

I'm sure you're exaggerating.

Based on what are you so sure?

If she passed the qualifications to become
a commander and completed the course,

one can only assume there is something there,
that's all.

Maybe they just didn't see her?

I'm sure with the right process I can...
-Noah, I don't...

I don't need you to process her,
I need

a report from you,
with a score under 5.

Okay.

What if she performs well?

Arava?

The one that ruined the eye
of my best commander?

What if she does a really good job?

Have you ever seen
Arava in front of the soldiers?

I just think that
if she proves herself

and her importance to this company...
-Noah,

Sometimes the best thing
you can do

is not letting her be a commander.
Do you understand me?

Submit your report with a score of 4
by the end of the day.


But Kfir...
- 4.

Kfir...
- 4, 4, 4, Noah.

Ok?

Maybe you stop with that?

What can I do?
It smells like a gym.

You sprayed me.

It smells like someone died.

A poor miserable but...

She smells like sh*t.

Yo, what a queen!

Who is this, Sally?
- Yes!

What ugly!

No, she does terrorism there.

What is it, that robe,
open from behind.

Oh, my love, it makes her here
the right parts.

Zimmer!
That's your commander, yes?

Ok, I didn't say I will
do something with it.

Funny...

Well, come on, girls.
Come, sit, sit a minute.

Listen. There are a few tasks today, some of them
a bit special, for the morning routine,

so you will volunteer at your free time.
And let it be equal.

Come on. Weeding the herbarium
behind the third precast from the end?

You got it.
-I thought about the tents as well.

Or is it just bothering me?
-Stay on your herbarium.

So..
Fungal infection in the showers?

You got it.

Locating and removing security vulnerabilities
from the company's area?

What, for Passover Seder?

Is there a problem?

Just, I don't understand
why we do that

on their first morning.

Spikes and blades are a very serious deficiency.

Today I have seen a soldier almost breaking.
She stated that she was on the USSR.

Really?

And you took pictures?
-Zimmer...

You got the security vulnerabilities.
-What a fun.

Arava, please note for yourself too

that after morning roll call
you will lead the march to the dining room.

Arava will lead the march?
- Right.

And I will write a review.

The first march?

Isn't it... important?

Yes.
It is very important.

So may not be worthy
that I do it.

I actually think this is a great
opportunity for you, Arava.

Yes.

Maybe really.

Come on, a happy and kosher Passover.

Do you get them or do I?

Have you ever saw Arava
In front of the soldiers?

Fold this way to the end,

and start a small small wheel,

don't forget to get air all the time,

and so until it comes into its house.
That's it.

That's it.
Sleeping bag rolled, very easy.

Someone needs help?

Okay.
I'll get to you all eventually.

You take this side and you
fold it down and...

What's going on here?

What is this neighborhood?
Why are you all sitting?

Arava, are you folding
all their sleeping bags?

No, no, what do you think?
Not all the sleeping bags.

They just don't understand,

I always have to explain it
to them from the beginning.

What to do? Dumb.

Five minutes,

you do all the sleeping bags
or you all stay here on Shabbat!

Five minutes, move!
-Yes, sergeant, five minutes!

No, no, Alyssa, come...
I'll explain to you again?

You want to give her the march?

We need to help her
find her commanding power.

What?
-Her commanding power.

That she can drive the soldiers.

What are you talking about?
The Hello Kitty doll has more commanding power.

No, I'm sure it's there,

she just needs someone
to help her find it.

Mmmm...
-Coral, are you getting along there?

Yes.
You can come in.

Can I sit?
- Yes.

Arava,

The company commander updated me about
on the disqualification of the position you requested.

And yet it was important for me to tell you,

that until you pass a well-organized committee,
as far as I'm concerned, you're a squad commander

for all intents and purposes.

I didn't ask for it.
It was decided together with Sally

that it is better for me...
-Yes, but Sally is not here right now.

I am.

Right.

You want to stay here,
right, Arava?

I don't know.
Like...

Yes.
-So yes.

You want to stay here.

Listen...

I'm not...

I just don't think...

Don't let me stand in front of them.

They hate me.

I am sure that they do not hate you.
-They do!

They don't listen to me.

Please, don't give me
the march today, Noah.

I will do it tomorrow.

I swear.

Arava, do you know what
a commanding power is?

What?

You have to find
your commanding power.

Where do you usually
draw your power from?

I don't know.
Um... from my mother?

What do you say
if we call your mother?

Now?
- Yes. And we'll talk to her for a moment.

Okay.

My baby, what happened?
-Hey, Mama.

What, how are things, Bubby?

Do you need me? Shall I come?
-My commander is also here.

She hears me too?
-Shalom, I am Noah,

the temporary commander of Arava.

Hi Noah, I am Iris,
Arava's mom,

tell me, what's up
with her committee?

It's an internal IDF matter,
I cannot go over

the details... -Okay, come on,
what is this nonsense about internal IDF?

Mama!
-No, honey, give me a moment.

Noah, you hear me?
- Yes. -Great.

So I ask you, Noah,
without games,

I know exactly
how do these things work.

Arava is a very sensitive girl
and I ask you to send

her to the committee,
and take her out of this awful role.

What, are you blind there?
Don't you see that it is not for her?

I'll check the matter.
-Great, please check it out quickly.

What is your number, Noah? I want to register.
-.. 054. -Ma...

I'll talk to you later. Okay?
Good, bye.

Kisses.

Okay.

Where else do you draw your power from?

Come on, girls, increase your pace!

It's your first morning, forward!
-Disgusting, what is it?

At home I don't clean. Yo.
-Ricky!

Silence.

How's going?
- Okay.

Stones in pattern.

Hi Noah,
do you have a second?

Attention, commander.

Rest. Hands behind your back.
What do you want?

Hear?
Sveta and I are l*sbian.

What?
-Not together. Lesbians separately.

So there's this thing
that we can shower alone,

after the others. can't we?
For gender reasons or something.

Yes.
In principle, yes.

So we want to shower alone.

You don't have a friend?
- What?

It's not important, I remembered something
from high school, doesn't matter.

Okay.

So do you want to see
a mental health officer or something?

Why do I want to see a mental
health officer? I want to shower alone.

Me and Sveta.

Okay.

Do you need a certificate or
something that I'm a l*sbian?

No. No.
-Okay.

Thanks, commander.

Okay.

I took them out for 20 minutes
of deployment time.

Excellent. Come with me.

Okay. Excellent.

Okay, the binoculars is because
my mother always tells me

that I see into the heart
of the people,

and I think that a commander
should see her subordinates.

Like, see them really,
what they don't tell.

Right.
-I chose the flannel

that has straight lines,

and sometimes when I can't
fall asleep at night

I imagine all the lines of the world
falling apart. Like, frames.

How they are moving
and there are no more lines

and it can be really scary.

So I think that a commander
should not let it happen to her

and it should be with lines,

Like the flannel.

Okay.

You know, Arava,
that all I put here

are objects that your commanders
have chosen to describe you.

Really.

Really?
Yes. So...

Why did they say I'm a b*llet?

Because the b*llet came to tell us
that when you have a goal

that is important to you,
you fly forward.

Is it really what they said?

Are you sure?

Okay. Then...

Why did they say I'm a dog?

This dog is a Rottweiler.

And I'm a Rottweiler?

Yes.

It's a dog that looks very nice at first,

but when needed, it can storm
on the enemy and devour it.

Like you have a lot of assertiveness
and power hidden within you.

You just have to reveal it.

Right?

I can really
be assertive when I want.

Sure.

Yes. I can be a Rottwiler If I want.
-Exactly.

The thing is what
they think of me.

You know, I was sure they too thought
I wasn't fit to be a commander.

No. No. No way.

No one thinks that way.

A rottweiler?

A rottweiler.

Okay!

At my command,
you will come to attention.

Attention!

At my command,
you will come to rest.

Rest!

At my command,
you will come to attention.

Attention!

Turn left!

Step forward!

Left, right, left!

Left, right, left!

Left, right, Left,

right, left, right, left!

Left, right, left!
Left, right, left!






Do I need to bring anything
to the investigation unit?

Yes, your soldiers.
- 9:00 Briefing before bed.




Can I be squad commander tomorrow?
Just... -You got it.

And that's it. 10:15 Lights out.
-Thank you very much.

Come on, good night.

Eh, Or. -God, five hours of sleep,
what did I ask for?

About the blades.

You mean
the security vulnerabilities?

Maybe I wasn't clear enough.

The task I gave you
was to take them out,

not to mark them.

Uh... okay.

Roger.

Good night.

Have you ever thought about

that all the keys we've lost
are in a parallel universe of keys

and one day they'll come back
and demand that we use them again

but we've all moved on
and that would be really sad?

Nice job today, Arava.

Thanks, Noah.

Nice work, you mean the march?

Yes.

I'm thinking of giving her a 9.

?9

This is a great example of that
there is no such thing as a bad commander.

There may be commanders
who had bad commanders.

Are you serious with me?

Do you know how hard Sally worked
to get Arava out of command?

Do you know how hard it is
to tell this f*cked-up establishment

that they made the wrong choice
and there's someone here who's not right?

Do you know what it's like to disqualify someone
when everybody want to disqualify her?

What are we going to do with you?
-I'm just saying that maybe they made a mistake.

If I hadn't been standing behind her today
and watching over her shoulder,

do you think those psychos would have
let her say a single word?

That's right.
But since I And Arava did a job

and she found
her commanding power.

Her commanding power. Okay.

No, really, you know what, Noah?

You know best,

you did an officer course.

But you know, I promised Sally
that I would keep these girls,

even if it means
keeping them from you.

So do me a favor,

release them from Arava.

Oh, it's cold!
It's cold!

They left me no water,
these wh*res!

Trust me,
"Enter enter" on the first command...

And you're doing your training
with Islamic Jihad.

I want to go home.

Enough, come on.

Don't let them win.

Really, they don't deserve it.

I don't care about going back to my mother,
I swear to you.

She'll be digging into my brain all day,
Shell'll be coming down on me,

really, I don't care.

I just want to be home,

in my shower
with my soap.

Want some soap?

It was in my vag*na.

Stupid.

Well, it feels good to be home.

Three more nights.

Three more nights.

Good morning, platoon 3!

You have 30 minutes to wake up.

Finally, there's an H pattern
outside the tent.



What is this?

Where are my bras?

Shimrit.

The wh*res took my bras.

Who took Sveta's bras?

Tell me now who took them!

What is this? Who is this?
Now you tell me who is this!

If you don't tell me who is this now

I'm calling the sergeant!

If you don't tell me who it is now

You all stay Saturday!
You all stay Saturday!

You all!

That's it, you've crossed the line,
I'm opening up some time for you.

Two minutes, you touch
the flag and come back.

Two minutes, move!

Two minutes, move!

Yogev.

Yogev, are you listening?

Operations officer, this is
the commanding officer, over.

Did you call me
operations officer, just now?

Didn't you say that's
what we should say on the radio?

Yes, yes, that's what you say.

Did you sleep?

Oh? No. Really No.

What's up, Noah? Did something happen?
Do we need to issue an evacuation order?

No, no, everything's fine.
I just wanted to...

check if everything's fine with you.

Yeah, everything's fine.

Did you want anything else?

No.

Okay, good night.

Good night.

Yes? I'm here.

I came to give you the report
on the march. -Okay.

How much did you give me?

I probably failed.

Look, all in all
the march was good.

I formulated two points for improvement
but also two points for preservation.

How much did you give me?

I probably failed.

I knew you'd end up
thinking like everyone else.

No, that's not true.

You must be sorry
you took me on as a corporal.

Not at all.

Sally was right.

I don't fit in here.

I'm actually really glad
I took you on as a corporal.

Okay. Let's overdo it.

I think with a little work
you'll be the best commander here, Arava.

And you're a lot stronger
than people think,

and a lot better too.

and a lot better too.

And sometimes it's hard for people to see
what's beneath the surface.

And that's exactly how the IDF misses out on
excellent commanders. You see?

It's precisely those who aren't like that normally,
that don't come naturally to it,

it's precisely those who can connect
to the difficulties of the female soldiers

and from there bring them to excellence.
You understand?

Arava?

Sorry.

I just... usually
I'm not told things like that.

Sally never said anything like that to me.

I'm not Sally.

Right.
You are Noah.

And that's why I gave you
for today's march a 9.

Not because of the commander you are now
but because of the commander you will be.



Yes.

Okay?

Good night, Arava.

Good night, Noah.

Calm down, honey.

Calm down, I tell you.

This boot camp,

you'll finish with only one nipple.

Do you understand me?

You have until the end of training
to choose which one you prefer.

Nod if you understand.

Good girl.