07x28 - No More Pizza!

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ MTV ♪

- New York City!

Yeah!

- Whoo!

- New York City is Big Daddy Sitch's trip,

but things have just totally changed.

Listen, we had the baby.

[all cheering]

- We did it.

She is adorable.

- Look at our guy.

- We got an embryo picture.

- I just got embryo transfers.

- All right.

- So I have to rest for basically the next hours,

and then you find out if you're pregnant.

- Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Vinny G!

[cheers and applause] - Thank you. Thank you.

I like exotic women from overseas.

So now I'm talking to this Jewish girl from Brooklyn.

[laughter]

Who knew Chooch could be so funny?

My boyfriend's funny.

- You k*lled it!

[upbeat music]

- Yeah, buddy!

- Party's here!

- The Situation is under construction.

- We're so classy now.

- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.

- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!

- Um, hello?

- I'm still the sweetest b*tch you'll ever meet.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Suddenly you realize this town's number one ♪

- All right, start the day.

- Hey, guys, meet us in Mike's suite for breakfast.

- What the hell? - It's a spread.

- Mike's suite?

- Bro, we're in New York City. - Wow.

- Stop.

- They're used to this kind of loudness.

- Fancy. - Whoa.

OK, Mike Sorrentino.

- What?

- Well, he took care of us while he wasn't here.

- Yeah, he did.

You may enter. - Hola.

Oh, this is nice. Wow. - You may enter.

- Good morning, guys.

- Dude, I went in bed last night.

I was dying laughing at you for some reason,

Vin, out of nowhere. Just made me laugh.

- His comedy show or just him? - Just in general.

Like, your sh*t, like just, like, how you just laugh.

- Just, like, your life.

- Haven't we been mortal enemies all this time?

- No, we have been, but it's been,

like, I guess, some deep-seated,

they said, sexual tension.

- Oh, my god. - Who's they?

- Who's they?

- She goes by the fans.

She's like, "they say."

- Angelina has always been in love with me.

And now that she's seen me perform--

What up? What up?

--it was taken to, like, another level.

Look at me.

I'm the producer now.

- [laughs]

- ♪ Can you feel it in the air tonight? ♪

- Thank you guys.

[cheers and applause]

- Anyway, Vin, that was my favorite part of you.

Not your d*ck.

- Ew.

- Favorite part of you.

- That sounded weird.

Make it stop.

- I'm about to sit on you.

- Ew!

Stop it.

Ew.

- Vin would love if I sat on his f*ck' face.

Give me a break.

- He would love if I sat on his f*ck' face.

- I know.

Isn't that-- it's so sexy.

- Put your f*ck' d*ck in f*ck' side

of me right f*ck' now because you're turning

me the f*ck on.

- She's like, f*ck yeah.

- No, I don't talk like that. - Oh.

- I f*ck' love this.

[laughter]

- And breed me, Vin.

- Oh, my god, get me home.

- ♪ When I'm with you ♪

♪ When I'm with you ♪

- There's an embryo in me now.

- We got an embryo picture.

- Look at our guy.

- I know.

Kinda looks like me.

- It's, like, weird.

Your body is going through all different things.

Each day is something new.

- Justin, he's so amazing.

He's making this so much better for me to go through.

- ♪ Send a pic of myself ♪

♪ No plans tonight ♪

♪ Bet he hit on the dash tonight ♪

♪ Tie me up, love ♪

♪ Please, no hands tonight ♪

♪ Beat it up like you're fighting for cash tonight ♪

♪ If you're hungry and you brought your appetite ♪

♪ It's a date ♪

- How many f*ck' pizzas did Mike get us, for real?

- It looks like there's a pizza for everybody.

- We got pizzas yesterday.

- There's so much food, and he's not even here.

- I am pizza'd the F out.

- You know him with his foods.

- Ridiculous.

You could end world hunger with all these freaking pizzas.

I am so pizza'd out.

I'm done.

I can't even look at pizza.

[light guitar music]

♪ ♪

- Oh, my god.

Oh, I couldn't be happier right now.

We have a new, happy, healthy baby.

And for me to have this beautiful family,

it really touches me in my soul.

I can't believe how beautiful she is.

Look at that face.

[phone ringing]

- Hey, what's up, my dude?

Hi, Laurens. - Hi.

- What's up, brother?

all: Yay!

- Yes!

- Amazing to hear.

The Sorrentinos are parents of three right now.

- I love it. - Yay!

Oh, my god, Luna.

She's in the back.

Oh, I just want to hold her.

- Listen, the nurse is coming in right now

to check the baby and Lauren.

- All right, see you guys. - Bye.

- Bye-bye. So they're doing well.

That's good. I'm glad they're happy.

Everything went smooth.

That's the best thing you can ask for.

- We should bring them the pizzas.

- Oh, yeah, let's bring them the pizzas.

- Take them all.

- All right, let's get out of here.

Oh, Angelina!

- This is what I drove everyone in.

- Oh, damn.

- Let's go, guys.

- All right.

- We took over New York City in hours.

It was a success.

The only thing I would do different

is have, like, a vegetable here and there throughout my stay.

Let's go, kids.

Back to Jersey.

[upbeat music]

- We did it.

We did it.

- She's in.

[baby crying]

♪ ♪

- ♪ I was always waiting for you ♪

♪ For you ♪

- OK, here we go.

This is a big moment, honey.

The babies are gonna meet the newest member of the family.

I'm all in my feels.

Situation, family of five, here we come.

- ♪ I was always waiting for you ♪

- You want to see the baby?

- That's your sister, Luna.

- Who is that?

- That's Luna.

- See?

Hi.

Luna.

- You want to--

- Remember we talked about Luna?

- Baby. - Baby.

- Mia.

- This is baby Mia.

- Who's that? - And there's baby Luna.

- It's just the best moment of my life

being able to have these kids together.

- Picture.

If you would have said ten years ago

that Big Daddy Sitch would be going on his ninth year

of sobriety--

Did you get any good ones?

--dad of three, married with his college sweetheart,

that's like a fairy tale.

We've worked so hard for this moment,

and we're gonna cherish it.

- ♪ Will you give me a smile? ♪

- Guys, I'm gonna be quiet on this one.

I don't want to wake the baby.

What are we supposed to do here?

- Usually we'd honk and stuff, but maybe we just, like,

call him.

- How about we just make a thing that says

congrats on one of the pizzas?

f*ck' pizzas. - Oh, yeah, that's a good idea.

Make a sign.

- Should we just call Mike?

- f*ck. I don't know.

- Mike should take all this pizza and f*ck'

drown himself with it.

- Should we give him a bag of chips, too?

- We should give him a bag of dicks, Jenni.

- Angelina.

- Oh, my god.

- Angelina, you're acting like a toddler.

- Angelina the toddler.

I don't know how to act.

A new baby is here, you know?

- She's got a shirt on that says "big sis."

She's a big sis right now.

- Here. I'm done.

- Let's all stand like this.

- Here's your pizza.

- Angelina.

- Make sure you smile.

- Yo?

- Are you home? - Yes.

- Oh, cool.

We sent you something, so you got to sign for it.

Yeah, it's outside.

- All right, it's not the feds, right?

- Nah, it's not the feds.

- All right, all right, just checking.

Just checking.

All right, bye.

[together] Congratulations!

- Oh, my god.

Thank you.

Let me go get my shoes. - All right.

- Give me one second. You're OK.

You're gonna be OK.

You want a hat?

Yo, come here.

- Wow, the new baby is big.

- Oh, no.

This one's only and /.

My friends have-- have always had my back.

- Congratulations. - What's up, man? How are you?

- Congrats, Mike. - He's a big bro.

- Hi, buddy.

- I've shared half my life with these guys.

- Romeo, I got you a present.

- Oh, my god, you got a shirt for Romeo.

Thank you.

So to see my roomies standing here,

it means the most to me right now.

- We got Mia Bella one.

- Oh, my god, thank you.

- And little Luna.

- Oh, little Luna Lucia.

- These guys are not friends.

They're family.

I friggin' missed you guys.

You guys make me smile.

- Mike, why'd you get so many pizzas?

Can I ask you?

- Bro, you brought us like pizzas yesterday.

- It looks like it's pretty good pizza, though.

- No, the first couple--

- The first round was good.

- There is no such thing as too much pizza.

- You gave us so many pizzas, we don't even

know what to do with them.

- Is the baby sleeping?

- Actually, we just got her home.

I think she is sleeping now, but I might be able to get

Lauren to the door. - No.

- No, don't do that. - She's exhausted.

- She's probably so tired.

- No, she needs to rest.

- Let's go up to the door.

We'll drop the pizzas off.

- Hey, girl.

- Hey! - Hi.

- OK, come on.

Let's go inside and see Mommy.

Come on.

This way, this way.

- Bye, Romeo. - This way.

- As a mom, like, I am so excited to see Luna Lucia.

Bye.

- Bye, buddy.

- We don't want to get them sick or anything.

So now it's time for us to go.

They need their alone time.

- This family keeps growing and growing and growing.

We're gonna need another Sprinter.

- You want pizza?

- I hope he eats that pizza and takes dumps

all over his f*ck'-- - Oh, my god.

- What is it? - You're so aggressive.

- Angry.

- Why is your brain the way that it is?

- Maybe it's the ghost inside of her.

- So you're staying at your house?

- You know it's haunted. I bought this thing.

It's called a REM pod.

And, like, it was going off from the ghost--

- Watch the f*ck' eyes.

- What the f*ck?

- Oh, no, it's not a cat.

- Oh! - What the f*ck is that?

- She needs an exorcism.

- Yes, we'll get a priest.

You could lay on the bed.

You look like the girl.

Emily Rose.

Angelina Rose.

[laughter]

- Really, I'm not joking, that's not even a bad idea.

I'll do it.

Like, I'm not kidding.

- ♪ [indistinct] creepin' ♪

- I want them out.

- You'll be the priest.

But you'll have to get handcuffed, though.

Can you projectile vomit on him?

- [laughs]

- It sounds quiet. - It is.

- [shouting] - No, not really.

- Wait, there you go.

- So I actually just booked our next trip.

- OK.

- Gonna be out there?

- Where is Ang?

Today is the day that I am getting lunch with Angelina.

- Hey.

Where are you?

- What?

[dramatic music]

[upbeat music]

- ♪ Got a new place ♪

♪ I can't keep it clean ♪

- Babe, I'm home, sweetie.

Bleh.

It smells like cat piss.

Babe, what are you doing with that thing?

Come on.

I'm happy to see all the animals and Vin.

But I don't like that I can't even sleep in my own

bed anymore.

There's, like, ghosts in the house.

Can you get that out of here, please?

- It's fine.

- Do you not understand that that ghost is in bed with us?

That's not normal, OK?

- Yeah.

- I'm sageing this f*ck' house.

I'm done.

- You left me stranded here for the last couple of days.

I was watching last night's episode.

- She called me a f*ck' toddler.

- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

- No, I didn't hear that.

- Wait, nobody else wants to be real as f*ck,

and I'm over it.

How was it?

Oh.

- Buckwild.

- Get the f*ck out of here, b*tches!

You know, I don't like really being called a toddler.

- And that was the thing that--

- I think that was a turning point in my brain cells.

I don't know what was up with me in Seaside.

I mean, I was going through a lot of sh*t.

Doesn't make it right, but I'm going

to try to learn from this.

People are writing a lot of sh*t to me.

- Yeah, well, like, what, good or bad?

- Bad. - Yeah.

- Yeah.

Really bad.

I understand why people are reacting certain ways,

but, like, some people take it a little bit too far,

and they're like, I hope you die.

It's like, all right, really?

People were, like, saying, like, f*ck' b*tch.

Death threats, cancer.

You suck.

f*ck you.

I hate you.

It's like, are you serious?

Have I f*cked up? Yes.

Am I taking accountability for it?

Yes.

All I can say is sorry.

I was on another level that day.

I'm on my best behavior now.

- ♪ I'm a dopamine girl, girl, girl ♪

♪ In a dopamine world, world, world ♪

♪ I'm just living my life ♪

♪ I want to have a good time ♪

- Greyson, you better be excited.

This is your favorite.

I will never have pizza again after that New York City trip.

So between Meilani having cheer and Greyson

heading off to jiu jitsu, like,

it's just go, go, go at home.

I'm not cooking, so I am ordering KFC.

Ooh, look at those biscuits.

- Ooh.

- This is so good. - Right?

Motherhood.

Are you gonna do any competition soon,

or you still want to wait?

- Yeah, I'm gonna sign up.

- You want to do one?

You think you're ready?

All right.

- He's crushing it.

- And she's got to double down 'cause she just

won her first competition.

- Yep, congrats, right, Greyson?

- Mm-hmm.

- So what do you do when that happens?

Do you guys change your cheer routine, or do you keep it?

- We would probably keep it the same.

- OK, but if you don't win, do they change it?

- Yeah, they change some things.

- These are regular chicken nuggies.

- Yes, I am the chicken tenders winner, by the way.

- No, I'm the chicken tender king.

- You?

- He's crushing it. Awesome. - It was delicious.

I'm in a food coma.

- That was really good.

- We gotta go, though.

You can have more tonight.

You got to get to jiu jitsu. - You gotta roll, buddy.

- You've had three. - Three?

- I don't even know where you could put it all.

- I don't care. I like KFC.

- [laughs]

- ♪ Oh oh oh ♪

♪ Yeah, I know one thing's for certain ♪

♪ As long as-- ♪

- All right, put everything right over here.

Mommy has to set this up.

Don't punch the flamingo.

- What are you doing, Deena?

- I'm making a video invitation to all the roomies

inviting them on our next family vacation.

I feel like I need to take over the next vacation

because when the boys plan, we're literally

sitting in the room for hours.

- I keep looking at my phone to see if someone texted

something, but I got nothing.

- Mike did Tucson, and, like, the only thing he had planned

was this guru person.

- [screams]

- And then Mike did send us through an entire pizza

tour in the city.

- Another pizzeria?

Are you serious?

- What's on the schedule, buddy?

- I'm not hungry.

On Deena's family vacation, that's not gonna happen.

- Why not just do an invitation like normal people?

- Because it's lame.

The boys' trips stink.

- She's right.

- She looks crazy.

- So I just wanted to invite you

to the next family vacation!

I feel like you guys need a break from booking these trips.

This trip, I'm taking care of it.

Cheers, b*tches.

There's wine in here.

- Oh, what is this?

- So we're going to Miami!

[all cheering]

- Cabs are here!

- Miami's a good option because it just has a special place

in all of our hearts, and it brings

out the best in all of us.

[upbeat music]

- Yes.

[all cheering]

Jersey Shore!

- Oh, [...], Miami.

- Oh, we're going to Miami.

- She had me at Miami.

- Pack your families up.

We're gonna have fun.

Whoo!

- Justin, we're going to Miami.

- Vin, we're going to Miami.

- Whoo!

We're all excited.

Whoo-hoo!

- ♪ Right now, I think we weathered the storm ♪

♪ I'm getting blessed for all my efforts ♪

♪ I'm gonna bring you along, so ring the alarm ♪

♪ Finally got the world in my palm ♪

♪ And I can share it if you want it ♪

♪ But you gotta be honest - ♪ Let's go ♪

- Yo, I thought I missed your call.

What's happening?

- What's up, bro?

I'm actually-- I'm in Jersey.

So I was gonna see if I can stop by.

- Oh, yeah, yeah, definitely, man.

Come through, have some sandwiches.

- All right, peace.

- All right, bye.

- I'm in Jersey for my grandmother's th birthday.

And since I'm in town, I want to see

what's going on with Mike.

- Hello.

- Uncle Ron is actually in town, man.

He said he's about to stop through.

I'm like, you know what? More the merrier.

I'm gonna make some sandwiches.

You want to come through?

[doorbell rings] - What's up, brother?

- What's up, bro?

- Nothing, just making sandwiches.

- OK, nice.

- The babies are everywhere running around.

I took the liberty--

- It sounds quiet. - It is.

- [shouting] - No, not really.

- Wait, there you go.

[doorbell rings] - What's up, Zaddy?

- Ooh, what's up, Zaddy?

How are you?

- Hey, Ron. How you doing?

- How are you?

- This is what's called a sandwich party.

I took the liberty of making you a salami sandwich

with extra meat.

- It looks like a f*ck' child's plate.

- Well, that's exactly why I made it because you're

the last baby to get here.

- Oh, OK.

- It's really good to see you, brother.

So we actually just booked that--

our next trip-- - Oh, yeah?

- --down in Miami. - OK.

- Gonna be out there?

- I'm not gonna be there.

I have to-- you know Lamar Odom?

- Yes.

- Yeah, so he has a bunch of treatment centers.

I'm gonna go out there and just give my story

and tell my journey.

- That's amazing.

- Speaking at the treatment center,

it's been such a great thing for me because telling

your story, it's almost like reminding yourself,

you know, of-- of what has happened,

which you always have to do.

Honestly, trying to do the right thing

so I can show Ariana that I can turn my life around.

- You got a really good story. You do.

I mean, you've been putting in the work for years,

and now you're speaking at centers.

It's very inspiring.

- But you can't speak.

[laughs]

- Vin, if you can do stand-up, I can speak, OK?

[laughs]

- That says hi.

- Hi.

Thanks, bro. Hi, ladies.

My name is Ronnie.

[laughter]

- I have an inspiring story.

[laughter]

- ♪ Open up your mind ♪

♪ Water and light ♪

♪ Turn it into wine ♪

- Hi.

I'm meeting a friend here.

Today is the day that I am getting lunch with Angelina.

I just want peace.

- Maybe we could have lunch, like, one-on-one.

- OK, that would be nice.

Right now, I'm going through my IVF journey.

All done.

So I feel like we need to have this lunch to avoid situations

that could lead to more drama.

[tense music]

Where is Ang?

Listen, everybody runs late here and there, right?

But this is just rude.

- Hey. Where are you?

- What?

- Oh, my god.

I have, like, so much to do today.

So if you don't come soon, I'm gonna have to go.

- All right, I'll wait another more minutes.

All right.

- Bye.

Ay-yi-yi.

- Say hi.

- Hi.

- How are you?

You haven't met her yet?

- No, I haven't met any of them.

- Oh, my goodness. - Hi.

- This is Mia Bella.

- Hi, beautiful.

Pretty eyes.

- Thank you.

- Look at this little man.

- Wow. - Teenager.

- Look at this man.

- He just get out of the tub. - Look at that hair.

- When do you start driving?

- That's Uncle Ron. - Hi.

- Yep.

- Meeting Mike's babies for the first time,

it's like so much has changed.

They look alike.

- Yeah.

- years ago, I definitely would not be

looking at Mike as a father.

- Well, you have to show her.

- All right, all right.

- Damn.

- We're about to kick out those girls right now.

- No.

- 'Cause you girls are cuter.

I like my clothes like I like women, options.

- He's somebody that was in a really dark place in his life,

and some people wouldn't have made it out,

but Mike turned his life around.

And, you know, that's really inspiring for me.

You can always turn your life around.

- Is she sleeping? - She just went in her room.

- She went in her room? OK.

- Just for a nap. - Two out of three.

- Two out of three munchkins.

- All right, we're gonna go have dinner soon.

- All right, say bye. - Bye.

- Say bye-bye.

I mean, I wish it happened sooner,

but I couldn't be happier.

I mean, this is what it's all about.

- How old is Ariana now?

- She's six.

- I can't believe she's six already.

- I know. Let me see-- let me see.

I might be able to FaceTime her.

Ariana is thriving in Florida.

She's on honor roll.

She's in gymnastics.

She's about to join cheerleading.

Like, she's just amazing.

These are your uncles.

They met you when you were younger.

You were a little baby.

Mike ate burritos bigger than that baby.

- Aw.

- She's just the best little girl.

Like-- like, she's a blessing for me.

I love you.

Bye.

- Thank you so much.

- You still waiting on someone else?

- I don't think she's coming.

- OK.

- Sam, I'm so sorry, baby.

- Not a great way to bury the hatchet, Angelina.

- I'm sorry.

I literally got pulled over before-- right

before you called me

Oh, this girl's pissed.

- I've been here since :.

- Jesus Christmas.

I'm sorry.

If the cops would have just locked me up,

I would have probably been better off.

- I have a lot going on.

I came here to start on a new leaf,

but it's really hard when somebody

shows up two hours late.

- I'm so sorry.

- It's so rude.

- I didn't even know where the f*ck this place was, too.

I'm like, where is this place?

- I found it. I had no idea.

I've never been here.

- Well, you're better than me with directions then.

I'm an idiot.

- How many chances can I give this girl?

Me and you are just gonna have this type of friendship.

- I'm a f*ck up.

I understand.

My fault. I was late.

But at the same time, I'm not the only person that's late.

sh*t happens.

- I have to get out of here, Ang.

- Honestly, I don't want to fight with you.

- I'm just-- we'll talk another day.

- When?

- We'll figure it out.

- I got you some housewarming gifts.

- Are you-- what is this?

Should I open it?

- Yeah.

I had this whole great gift of, like, really

thoughtful things for Sam.

- Toilet spritz. - [laughs]

Maybe smooth a little bit over.

- You can use that when you do your makeup.

- Thank you.

This is actually very nice of you.

- You're welcome.

I bought this today.

- Is that why you're late?

You were buying me gifts?

- I mean, it added to it, I gotta be honest.

- Angelina's gifts were very thoughtful.

But the best gift you could possibly give me

would have been probably just to show up on time.

All right, we'll get together another day.

- I'm upset that you're leaving.

- Thank you so much.

- I feel bad.

You know, I did say as many sorries as I can.

- We're good.

I'm ending this on a good note.

- And we'll see what happens. - I'll be in touch.

Thanks, Ang. - Thank you.

♪ Ooh ooh ooh don't stop ♪

♪ Don't stop, don't stop me now ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

- Oh, my gosh.

Ang is on Live right now.

- This show would be canceled if it wasn't for me.

Say it for the people in the back

because I don't think a lot of people realize that.

- Oh, my god. I can't.

- That means that a lot of people got to step up.

- What is she talking about?

I'm sure everybody else is not happy with that.

- Oh, my god.

That's not nice.

- Say it for the people in the back.

- How does she figure that?

- A lot of people got to step up.

- What does that exactly mean, step it up.

What, cause toxic relationships?

- She sounds so weird.

Why does she sound like that?

Oh, my god.

This is exactly why we've been having issues with her

and drama for literally years now.

I can't deal.

And also, like, I'm seeing Angelina tomorrow.

It's not good timing.

- Didn't they just have a truce dinner?

- This show would be canceled if it wasn't for me.

- Oh, Angela.

- ♪ I feel so good ♪

- Mommy's gotta go to work, OK?

Mommy go to the store.

I'm gonna make you money so I buy you treats.

Today is my Snooki Shop day in Long Island.

It's, like, the grand opening, and I never cut

a ribbon before for my stores.

It's, like, a big deal.

Hi. - Hi.

My love. - You're dressed nice.

- You are, too.

- So I invited the girls, but Angelina

is the only one that can come.

And I'm like, oh, god, because I know

I'm gonna ask the questions.

I am gonna see Ang.

- Are you gonna be like, what happened with the Live?

- Can you ask her?

- I'm definitely gonna ask her.

I just don't understand this because she's

fine with everyone right now.

And then she's going on Live, talking sh*t.

Like, what are you doing?

- So you're gonna have another store opening, girl.

- But I think I'm gonna wait till after the store opening.

Like, let's just, like, be normal and just,

like, have a good time.

Here I am.

- Oh, damn.

Look at your line, b*tch.

[all cheering] - Are you ready?

[all cheering]

Hi, mamas.

Love you.

The fact that, you know, this is my third store opening,

I'm just so proud of myself.

Oh, my gosh.

It's crazy out there.

It's definitely a lot of hard work, and it's not easy.

all: Snooki!

Snooki!

- Hopefully, one day, it goes to my kids.

Like, this is what I work for.

I never did this before.

Oh, my god.

- Good morning, everyone.

Nicole, we are so excited to have

the Snooki Shop in Huntington.

[all cheering]

- Love you guys.

I'm gonna pee.

- Cut that ribbon.

- Are you ready? - I'm scared.

- Everybody ready?

, , .

[all cheering]

- The Snooki Shop Long Island is open for business, b*tches.

- Hi, honey. - He wanted to meet you.

- You're so handsome. - This is my little sister.

- Congratulations.

- Hi.

- I do, but my youngest son, Angelo, he's three.

He sleeps with him.

- Oh, my god, you guys are crazy.

- I'm like, oh, my god.

You know, it humbles you a little bit.

- Nicole, you need help?

- Maybe try and sell stuff. - OK.

- All right, you're a sales associate.

- OK. - Go.

- I haven't done retail in like years, right?

You guys want to buy something? - Yeah.

- But I can sell her clothes. f*ck it.

I'll do it.

I'm already getting these.

Oh, I love this. I'd wear this.

I'd wear that.

I'd wear this.

There's a towel right there. It says, where's the beach?

That's iconic.

I got to tell you, I was f*ck' k*lling it.

I actually got a shirt over there.

There's boobalicious shirts everywhere.

Nicole, you know, if I ever need a job,

I will be coming to you.

Oh, look at this one.

It's when you got arrested.

- Yeah.

There we go.

- Nicole, this is New York State

Assemblyman Senator Mattera.

- How are you?

- Actually, New York State Senator.

- There you go. How are you?

Nice to meet you. - Good to see you.

- Thank you.

- I just want to say congratulations to you.

- Thank you. - You know what?

I would love to give you something

that you can put on the wall.

- Oh, very cute. I love this.

- A little bit of Snooki shop. - Stop.

- Best of luck.

- I couldn't ask for a better opening.

Thank you, Long Island.

Mwah! Bye.

This is just, like, a dream come true.

Thank you. - Thank you.

- All right, we did it.

Oh, how cute is this?

This is adorable.

This is pretty.

- Well, congratulations, Nicole.

I love you.

I'm very proud of you. - Thank you.

- Cheers.

- Cheers.

This is great.

- I'm glad that you invited me to this because I feel

like now, like, even though we're in a good place,

we were in a good place before today,

now I feel like you actually--

- We're always in a good place.

If you're gonna say something that I don't agree with,

I'm going to say it to you.

- But I'm glad that you're saying this now.

- We're never not in a good place.

- Exactly. - Right?

- I don't want to fight with you.

- OK.

- You especially, out of everyone, f*ck that.

I'm not fighting with you ever again.

- So do me a favor and stop going on Live

saying stupid sh*t.

- Which part?

- The show wouldn't be anything--

- I said that? I didn't say that.

- Yeah, you did.

- Did I say that?

- I have it.

[quirky music]

- See, the show would be canceled if it wasn't for me.

Say it for the people in the back.

OK, I said it, but, like, you guys have heard this from

me before.

Because I don't think a lot of people realize that.

- She wonders why it's, like, so hard

to get close to people.

It's because, like, you talk sh*t behind everyone's back.

Don't say the show is nothing without me.

- You guys hate that sh*t.

- Because it's rude.

If you left, we would still go on.

- Bull[...]

- ♪ Taking off ♪

♪ All the best and on your way ♪

- What? They're already here?

- Yeah, they're here already, I think.

Today is my grandmother's th birthday.

You can only celebrate that one time.

And it's very important that Ariana is actually here

celebrating that with her.

- You got so big.

Look at you.

- Because you have the old generation

and the new generation, you know, still around together,

and it's pretty awesome.

- Oh. Oh.

- Why you put that on her head?

- Family is very important to me.

I've always been very close with my grandparents.

They basically raised me growing up.

- Food is good, right, Ron?

- It's good, yeah.

My grandmother said she always had four boys instead of three

because I was there every weekend.

- So you seen any of the roommates lately?

- I saw Vinny and Mike.

I went to Mike's house for lunch.

- What about the girls?

Keep in touch with them at all?

- Yeah, I talk to the girls Yeah, I talk to Ang a lot.

She's--

- How's she doing?

- She's doing. - You're doing good, though.

I'm proud of you.

- I'm trying. Thank you.

- You're doing a good job with Ariana.

- She keeps me on track. She does.

- She'll do it.

No downtime.

- When I was going through my-- my sh*t, my dad

was always there for me.

- You know, listen, I'm here.

I'm gonna listen.

I'm gonna do whatever I can.

- We're alike.

My dad is recovering for the last years,

celebrating sobriety, just like Mike.

*So basically, I have a lot of people around me

that have turned their lives around,

so it's a lot of inspiration.

[together] ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

- It's important for me to show Ariana

what it's like over here, back to our roots.

Moments like this, I definitely treasure.

all: Happy birthday.

- ♪ Space between my body and my mind ♪

♪ Body and my mind ♪

♪ Space between my body and my mind ♪

♪ Just observe ♪

- Don't say the show is nothing without me.

- You guys hate that sh*t.

- 'Cause it's rude. It's rude.

- I don't want drama.

- OK.

- I think I feel left out, maybe.

- How do you feel left out?

We're all there for you.

- How do I put it?

My therapist said this, actually.

No matter how much you try, you're not ever

gonna be looked at with them as an original

because you left twice.

- But no one's thinking that.

We don't feel that way.

All of us love her.

She's a part of our group.

She's been here.

She's always invited to things.

So I want her to get over that, and then we

can all just have fun.

- But I do feel sometimes left out of the crew,

no matter what I do.

You guys are running a marathon.

As far as I f*ck' run, I can't get to you guys.

And that's how I feel.

- No one even cares about when you left

and when you came back.

You are in the family.

You are % allowed your feelings.

- Thank you.

- I just don't like when you--

- Other people, nah.

- --I don't like when you get mad at someone

that you go for the jugular.

You really try and hurt people.

- Did you throw water?

- Did you f*ck' not pay your taxes, yes or no?

- Oh.

- How old is your baby?

- Oh, my lord.

- What do you mean by that?

- Don't you f*ck' raise your f*ck' voice to me.

- All right, that's-- - Don't f*ck' raise

your f*ck' voices.

- b*tch, I brought you in here.

I'll take you the f*ck out.

It's my delivery.

- No, anytime we get into a fight, mm,

you want to k*ll us off.

- I get it.

I understand, but that's why I'm in therapy.

I definitely can be better.

- No one wants to fight with you.

We all accept you.

You are in this with all of us.

- Thank you.

- It's just-- it's hard with you sometimes.

I can see Angelina wants to be a better person,

and all of us girls are always there for her.

Angelina just needs to stop fighting and talking

sh*t and just, like--

just be normal.

- My wall has been up for years.

It's been-- it's just--

- ♪ Right now, I just feel so lost ♪

I mean, listen, in the past two, three years,

I've been through some sad sh*t.

Divorced, found out my dad was not my dad, and then

my biological father, I had to separate myself from him

because I didn't want to be around a user.

This is exactly why I have issues %.

Like, I feel like women need their dads in life,

and I'm not using this as an excuse, either.

It's sad if you don't have a dad.

Like, I don't have that person, like, Dad.

I need help.

Like-- like, can you talk to me about this or that?

That's why I need therapy.

- I know.

You haven't had it easy, and that's

fine, but, like, you're attacking

people that are here for you.

And we're gonna be friends, and we're gonna love you,

and we're all in this together.

Just don't go on Live because that literally

hurts all of our souls.

- I'm sorry.

So now what am I gonna deal with for this next trip now?

- The next trip is fine.

It's a little upsetting, but no one's not gonna talk to you.

And I would not bring Vinny, if I were you.

- Now I'm definitely bringing him.

- With what Angelina has told me, you know,

throughout these months of her and . and the freaking

out, whatever--

- We're back and forth.

- --I don't know, maybe--

maybe leave him home.

'Cause he's talking sh*t about you on his Instagram.

You're talking sh*t about him,

and then he's talking sh*t about you.

- %.

- And then you're gonna walk in like, oh, we're fine.

- But that's what-- sometimes that happens in life.

I mean, people go like this.

We had a great date night.

- I'm over my advice.

Overall, I feel like this was, like, a great conversation.

We weren't screaming at the top of our lungs.

We were just being adults.

I'm just giving you my advice--

- I get it.

- --as a girlfriend.

You do what you want.

I tried.

Maybe she didn't fully understand it or get it,

but I feel like the conversation was there,

and I feel good.

All right, well, thank you so much for coming, Ang.

- Thanks for having me.

Cheers to your store. - Thank you.

- Congratulations again.

- Thank you.

[together] Surprise!

- My family and friends are here

surprising me for my birthday.

- OK, something's happening right now.

- ♪ You love me today ♪

♪ Will you love me tomorrow? ♪

- ♪ Bring it to me ♪

♪ You the best, super freaky ♪

♪ Gotta have it, be my drug ♪

- I'm so excited to be in Miami again.

- Wait, last time we went, we didn't have--

you didn't have kids yet?

- No, I didn't have kids.

Yes!

Get it, b*tch.

Can I have another Pinot?

- Mom in Miami now.

[upbeat music]

- Miami.

The place that started it all.

Miami is a party at all times.

I'm thinking about boats.

I'm thinking about pretty girls.

So hopefully, that's what happens on our vacation.

- Miami.

We're gonna have so much fun.

I'm, like, so excited.

- It's gonna be fun.

- Yeah.

I need a vacation after the past few months.

We deserve a nice trip away.

- Mm-hmm.

- Yeah, yeah.

[gentle music]

My doctor called to tell me I was pregnant,

but my levels weren't where they need to be.

So I went back to the doctor, got bloodwork,

and the embryo didn't take.

Then basically, you end up with a miscarriage.

I don't want to cry.

♪ ♪

This has been a very long process.

It's been a lot of shots.

It's been a lot of hormones.

And just the thought of even being pregnant

was such a magical moment for me.

And then to have that taken away, it's devastating for me.

- ♪ All we have ♪

♪ Is time ♪

When I delivered the news to Justin, he was like, OK.

He's like, you know what? We're gonna do it again.

We'll take a break.

He's so positive and uplifting.

He's so special to me, and I just am so thankful for him.

♪ ♪

- Well, you can only hope for the best.

I wouldn't worry too much about it.

- Yeah.

You just never know.

- I'm hungry.

- All right.

Even tonight, Justin is taking me out for my birthday dinner.

He's been by my side through this whole thing.

Oh, I just love him.

Yeah, let's go eat.

[upbeat music]

- Remember last time we went to Miami?

We all came to Liv.

- Oh, my gosh.

Yeah, that was fun.

- Yeah, you seen me DJ at Liv.

That was fun.

- Yeah, that was a good time.

- Yeah, we were living at Liv.

- And you played me a song.

- That's when you liked me, man.

- Oh, yeah? - You liked me.

And then you dropped the L-b*mb and everything.

- I did? - Yeah.

- OK, OK.

If you want to tell her, you can tell her now.

- He said he loves you so much.

- Don't tell her right now.

- I did already.

- A drunk man tells no tales.

- Ha, good thing I don't drink.

- You were drunk that night. - No, I wasn't.

- You were a little tipsy.

- No, I wasn't. - Feel me?

- I don't remember that. - Oh, yeah?

- I was too drunk.

[laughs]

- Are you excited?

- I am excited.

I've never been to Miami, babe.

- I get to pop your Miami cherry.

It's gonna be a good time.

- All right, honey, you're packing a lot of Versace.

- I mean, look at this thing.

- It screams South Beach.

- It really does.

You should come.

Love wins, doesn't it?

- No.

I just had a baby.

I just gave birth.

I can't. You know what?

There will be more trips in the future.

Miami's not going anywhere, and I will be there next time.

- I would love for Mrs. Situation

to accompany me back to Miami, but Mama has a job to do.

I love you so much.

I wish you were coming.

And I'll send a postcard.

- [laughs]

- ♪ You ain't seen nothing ♪

♪ Try to match it ♪

♪ But you can't ♪

♪ It's automatic ♪

- :.

I'm assuming they'll be here very soon.

- We're gonna say surprise.

OK.

[together] Surprise!

[applause]

- Aw.

Oh, my gosh.

My family and friends are here surprising me for my birthday.

And after going through a whole miscarriage,

this is exactly what I needed.

- I have a surprise.

- But wait a second.

Something's going on.

- Sam's birthday is coming up.

I wanted to throw her, like, a surprise birthday party.

But it's not just gonna be a birthday party.

- I'm like, oh, my gosh.

- ♪ Oh, my ♪

♪ Something about this thing ♪

♪ Feels right, all right ♪

♪ You're all that I've been waiting ♪

♪ My whole life ♪

♪ Only just to make you mine ♪

I am just, like, in awe.

I've literally dreamt of this moment my entire life.

- ♪ Been here waiting ♪

♪ Alone so long ♪

♪ ♪

- ♪ Don't let me go ♪

- I'm engaged.

I am just-- I feel, like, overwhelming

amount of happiness.

- Now the next thing I have to do is tell the roommates,

but I don't want to just tell them.

I want to think of something clever.

It's gonna be fun.

- ♪ 'Cause I've been here waiting ♪

♪ Alone so long ♪

- I feel like the luckiest girl in the world.

Justin coming into my life made my life

a million times better.

He is just everything I could ever ask for in a man.

We have a great time together.

He's patient.

He's supporting.

And I just love and adore him so much.

There's nobody else on this planet that's meant for me.

And now I get to be his fiancée.

And it just--

I feel so lucky and so happy and just, oh, I just love him.

It's, like, a surreal moment for me.

- Keep kissing him.

- This is definitely my fairy-tale ending.

- ♪ And then I feel it go ♪

both: Hi, neighbors!

We're from Jersey!

- Miami, Big Daddy Sitch is back, and I am inside of you.

[upbeat music]

- Bam. - [gasps]

- Are you in for a prank?

- Heh, does a bear sh*t in the woods?

He wants to plan his proposal.

- I knew it.

- I told you I didn't want to do it

in front of all these people.

- I'm so scared right now, I want to vomit.

- No.

- He hung up on me.

- For a long time, I didn't stick up for myself with you

because you're a beast.

- I don't know why you're being, like, a little d*ck.

- You wouldn't exist if it wasn't for me.

- Excuse me? - You're welcome.

- You don't love her.

- Who the f*ck are you to tell me I don't love her?

- Stop!

- And here-- - f*ck.

- --we--

- What is happening?

- --go.

- Was there ever infidelity in your relationship?

- All right, let's get it.

- I'm not gonna get any numbers from any strippers this time.

- Ow!

Angelina, ow.

- We're trying to go out with a bang tonight.

♪ ♪

- I think Angelina knows what the stripper had for lunch.

- Oh!

- I'm done!

- f*ck you, b*tch.

- Get your a*s here.

- Who wrote the note?

- The first night at Bed--

- Ron made out with two girls.

- Boing!