07x01 - Paparazzi, Poppas, and Publications

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ MTV ♪

- Last season on "Jersey Shore Family Vacation..."

This is happening. Here we are.

Oh, my god. This is crazy.

- Someone just pulled up. - Any bets who it is?

- Hey, guys. Sorry I'm late.

- What the f*ck? all: Sammi's back!

- Sammi's back! - Back after a decade!

- [screaming] - She falls down.

- What the f*ck? - Oh, my god!

- I don't wanna be here! - Alien invasion!

- Did everybody else come? - You're the only one.

- I feel like everyone should be here right now.

- I would've loved for them to be here, that's all.

- They should've come, but instead,

the girls had all of these excuses.

- Why do you have to talk sh*t?

- I can't even get my nails done, Angelina?

- You threw us under the bus.

- I'm not doing this with you anymore.

- We are not friends.

- f*cking standing back-- - Can you let me f*cking talk?

- This is what you guys do all the time?

- Cheers to a fun vacation. [cheering]

- You really don't like me, I guess?

Just say the truth. - No.

Do I just not want to deal with the bullshit? Yeah.

- It's the moment of truth, my guy?

- What? - What?

- Ronald is on his way.

- Oh, my god. I don't want to see Ron.

- I want you guys to go out for the day.

I'm going to handle this with Ron.

- What's up, guys? - Hey, Ron.

- I want to start by apologizing to you guys.

- You gotta start somewhere. This is a good step.

- If you continue to do the right thing,

and you prove it to those around you, there is a future.

- What are you gonna do when you see Sammi?

- I hope we can have a normal conversation.

- You don't need to talk. - Oh, OK.

- I don't need to talk to him.

- I actually took my DNA test. He's not my dad.

- I'm an investigative genealogist.

I have been able to locate Angelina's father.

- Oh, wow. - Oh, my god.

- This is gonna be amazing for me and my life.

- You can't end a vacation any better than that.

all: Margaritaville!

- With everything that went down in Orlando...

- Do you know if he wants to meet me?

- I don't know. - And so many unknowns...

- I'm excited for the Ron and Sam moment.

- Like, it has to happen eventually.

- Anything can happen.

[upbeat music]

- Yeah, buddy!

- Party's here!

- The Situation is under construction.

- We're so classy now.

- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.

- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!

- Um, hello?

- I'm still the sweetest b*tch you'll ever meet.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Literally they be trying to copy but they little me ♪

♪ Hit it out the park but you Little League ♪

- Chooch! Chooch!

Yo, I like being in New York. It's loud.

What up, man? I blend right in.

- I have no idea why we're going over there.

- All my friends know about is that it's a dinner party.

- Do you think they're pregnant again?

- Oh, my god, imagine.

- Her boobs looked big. - [sighs]

- Yeah, she looked great. - She looked so good.

- ♪ Y'all won't get far with y'all reaches ♪

♪ Give up the will, you need Jesus ♪

♪ They doubted me now they believe us ♪

- All right. Chop, chop. The guests are coming.

We got some fresh bread. We got the salad coming out.

If anybody knows how to throw a party for himself,

it's this guy.

- This guy. - Yeah.

Today, I'm about to reveal a big secret

no one knows about.

And I'm throwing a party for this big announcement.

Ooh, chicken tendies and French fries.

I'm so excited. All the roomies are invited.

I have a little secret to reveal to the squad.

I'm about to go public with something.

It's very big.

And I wanted to tell you guys first.

- Sounds intense. Are you OK?

- Are you getting a dog? - Are you pregnant again?

- Does it have to do with money?

- This is gonna be exciting. - Yeah.

- ♪ Moving like a boss, shiny booty like a ball ♪

♪ Bouncing on me like I really want to get involved ♪

- Yo, what does this guy have to tell us that

he has to tell us before it gets out?

- I'm a little scared. - Yeah, a little nervous.

- On one hand, I want to say that this party

could be really important.

But at the same time, Mike can come up with a reason

to throw a party for anything.

- Major moment for one is a major moment for all.

- Mike could have just bought a new Versace shirt,

and this is what this party is for.

- Man, I wonder what it is.

I'm glad I'm in town to find out.

- You're DJing tonight, right?

- Yeah, so I'm on tour still.

If you came to party, make some noise!

[cheering]

I'm going back and forth with the residencies

in Atlantic City and Vegas.

Then I always hit Miami, Chicago,

then I go Vegas tomorrow. - Oh, sh*t.

- What's good with you, man?

Back taking your clothes off. - Yeah.

I'm about to start my next Chippendales residencies,

one of them in Vegas,

the other one in Atlantic City.

- No. You were supposed to fit it for me.

- Yep. I gotta hem it.

[rhythmic music]

- So this is gonna be the first time since Orlando

since we've all been together.

- Feel like we're all so busy.

- Yeah, after Orlando, I was planning barbecues

with all my family members.

I did a porterhouse party.

I did a mozzarella party.

I did a hibachi party. [cheering]

- You were throwing the funnest parties.

- What's new with you? - Every single day,

I'm just busy with the Snooki Shop,

and then three kids on top of that.

[sighs] - We all need a vacation.

- What have you been up to?

- Me and Justin, we bought a house.

- Ooh! - [gasps] Exciting!

- Congratulations. - Yeah.

We're here. - We're home.

We excited? - Yes.

- Beautiful. - Wow.

- Gonna cook a lot of meals in here.

- As long as you do the yard work,

I'll cook all day for you.

- That's amazing. - Yeah.

I'm excited to take this next step with Justin.

- Oh, that's fair. - I love that.

[upbeat rhythmic music]

- Just in case it's fancy,

I'm bringing the new purse that you bought me in Italy.

- I'm glad you brought it.

- Since everyone last saw me,

Zack and I took a trip to Italy.

I've not been there since I was there

with my roomies over ten years ago.

[all shouting]

- Wait is [indistinct] in Florence?

- Yeah. - OK.

- Zack and I have never had a week to ourselves

without the kids.

We did all the sights.

We got wine and drank wine, and more wine,

red wine and white wine and rosé wine,

really good wine and bitter wine.

All the wine.

There's nothing better.

I want to move there, if you don't mind.

- There's just no gyms.

- Goodbye.

After that, I got a breast reduction.

I don't know if people realize,

but I was a size G.

And now I'm a size C.

I'm very happy right now.

- Think there'll be food?

- Oh, my god. It's Mike's house.

Of course there's gonna be food.

[hip-hop music]

- Oh, my god. Woo!

Looking good, looking good.

Oh, goodness.

That's my face.

BDS never goes small.

These festivities are going to be so big and so memorable...

♪ ♪

We gonna need some paparazzi here.

♪ ♪

Look at this.

- ♪ Why these rappers trying to take my mojo? ♪

- What the hell? Is that a red carpet?

- Oh, my word. Is he in a movie?

- What the hell? [cameras snapping]

Paparazzi?

Why is there paparazzi in Holmdel?

- Each other. - We're seeing each other.

- Each other. We're bro-mitted.

- You know there's paparazzi outside, right?

- I'll be honest with you. I didn't even notice.

- What is happening? Why is there, like, ropes?

- Oh, my god.

- There's a red carpet, guys.

- What is happening? There's huge pictures of Mike.

Is he throwing himself his own birthday party?

- What? - I'm leaving.

- I'm not even dressed for this.

- What's happening?

- You got this. You got this.

- Sure. I'll pose.

- Come on, come on. Give us more.

- Get my good angles.

- I'm wearing Amazon.

Hello? What is happening?

- Something big's happening.

- There's a big celebration

and I will reveal it once everyone is here.

Grab a plate.

Vin, tell me about the Hamptons, man.

I saw you in the Hamptons on social media.

- Are you rich? - Hamptons is trash.

Don't ever go there. - [gasping]

- f*cking-- - That place is garbage.

To be honest, I don't know why

everyone does hype up the Hamptons.

I hate the Hamptons. [chuckles]

I went there. I looked at a tree.

It's overpriced, nothing to do,

no cell phone service.

Everyone is just, like, painfully mediocre

in the Hamptons. Like, there's no flavor.

It's like--it's like pasta without the sauce.

- You like the Jersey Shore

and DJs better. - Yeah.

And then you got the Jersey Shore as like penne vodka,

you know what I'm saying?

- Where's Jenni and Angelina?

- She should be here momentarily.

[upbeat music]

- We supposed to walk this?

- [shouting]

Oh, my god!

Don't pick me up. Don't pick me up.

- [grunts] We're taking over the carpet, baby.

- Is that Mrs. Woww?

- Oh, there's Mrs. Woww. - What was that?

- I don't know. What are you talking about?

I asked for somebody to take family photos.

- So where'd the red carpet come from?

- And all the sayings?

- And your posters?

- Now can you tell us?

- Wait. Is Angelina coming? - I texted Angelina.

- We don't know.

- She hasn't responded. I don't know.

- Hopefully, everything's all right.

- Maybe it's stuff with her new dad.

- Yeah.

- There's been a lot of stuff going on,

especially with Angelina.

And that is not an understatement.

- I have been able to locate Angelina's father.

- Oh, wow. - Oh, my god!

- Are you f*cking kidding me?

- Your birth father is living.

- Since then, Ange has got a lot going on.

[tape rewinding]

[emotional pop music]

♪ ♪

- Ooh. It's happening. - She's here.

Go, Ange. - You got this.

- Pamela's coming over today, the genealogist.

This woman actually found my biological dad.

Hi. - Hi.

Hi, Angelina. - Nice to meet you.

Oh, my god. I'm freaking out, I'm nervous as hell.

I'm literally minutes away from finding who my dad is.

- My god. I bet her heart's, like, racing so fast.

- This is for you. I think you might need it.

- I think I might need it, right?

This is such a big thing for me.

- Hi. - Hi

- Do you want to sit right here?

- Sure. - Hopefully...

I could finally have a family that I always wanted.

That's where I'm thinking this is gonna go.

So, yeah, I'm very nervous, obviously.

- So I don't want to

open up a can of worms you're not ready for.

So what I do want to know is-- big burning question is,

are you % ready for this?

[emotional music]

♪ ♪

♪ And I might lose my mind ♪

- Yeah.

- You sure? - More than ever.

I had, like, a couple of days to cry it out.

- Oh, Ange. - I'm really sorry.

- Pamela's been digging through, like,

the archives of my life.

I want to know everything about my biological father.

And if it's gonna hurt me,

I'd rather Pamela tell me the truth

than not knowing the truth.

- So here is where we start.

♪ ♪

[all gasping]

- Oh, my god.

- Does that make you want to do it at all?

- Do what Ange is doing? - Yeah.

- Your aunt is willing to meet you.

- Oh, my god, oh my god, oh, my god.

- I believe positive vibes only.

But then again, you never know what's gonna happen.

- You have a daughter.

- Relax. - No, no, no!

- [vocalizing]

- OK. - We're all excited for this.

- You have a whole book over there.

"Angelina's paternal family."

- So here is where we start.

♪ ♪

So first of all, this is Grandmama.

[all gasping]

- Oh, my god.

- Madeline, she's here with a glass of champagne.

- She's . - And she drinks!

- Aw.

- Oh, my god. Your grandma's a meatball.

- She's so cute.

- And then this is your Aunt Corinne,

your birth father's sister.

- Says she loves animals. - Loves Yorkies.

- Oh, my god. I have a Yorkie. - You have a Yorkie.

- You have a peanut?

- I have a Yorkie upstairs.

- And you know what's amazing about her?

- What?

- She has one biological daughter,

your first cousin.

But she has adopted and raised, as a single mom,

seven children.

- You have seven extra cousins.

- I believe this is your aunt's daughter's wedding.

And then these are all her siblings.

- Wow.

I adopted ten f*cking cats, all right?

This woman adopted seven children.

We have so much in common already.

- What about the half sister? Is she around here also?

- Here comes her half sister.

- Oh, wow.

- She lives in Brooklyn.

Her name's Michelle.

- Oh, you have a hot sister.

- My half sister's hot.

Vinny's gonna try to bang her.

- Let's not make this about Vinny.

- Why did you think of that?

- Of course, in this, like, monumental moment...

- Is it Vinny-hot? - That's Vinny-hot.

- She automatically thinks that Vinny's gonna want to bang her.

- Oh, no.

- Girl, where does your head go?

- She's got boobs!

- She's hot like her older sister.

- Thank you.

- You have the same nose.

- This literally looks like Angelina.

The math is mathing.

- DNA is an amazing thing.

- And her boobs.

- I don't know how you guys are having this conversation.

I'd be going right to the dad.

- You ready?

- I mean-- - I think she's ready.

- OK. - OK.

- Here goes nothing.

- Your biological father's name is...

- [breathes heavily]

- Alfred William.

- Does that sound like a prince?

Alfred William. - Alfred? Oh, my god.

- He is living in Monmouth County.

[all gasping] - Oh, my god!

- This is Monmouth County!

- This is f*cking Monmouth County.

- You literally live in the same county.

- Oh, sh*t. Ooh, I just got chills!

[screams] I got goosies.

- What the hell?

Hearing my biological father's actual name,

and to find out that he doesn't live that far,

is something, like, I can't even put into words.

Wow. - That's so exciting.

- I spent days and days and days

trying to find a photo of him.

High school yearbooks, I've been online.

- No picture of Dad?

- No picture of Dad. - Aw.

- God. Like, I feel so bad.

She really wanted to see a picture

and there's no pictures of her dad.

I mean, that sucks.

- I went crazy digging into everything that I could.

Like, there was no contact that I could find.

He is, like, off the grid big time.

- What are the next steps for her?

- What I can do, if you want,

is reach out to your aunt,

and see if she'd be willing to meet you.

- Yeah, I would love that.

- I feel like she's the matriarch.

I feel like she's just such a loving person.

And it's funny, because when I'm working,

I kind of go by gut

in who I should reach out to and whatnot.

And I just kept coming back to her.

And then she can tell you about her brother.

She can tell you if he'll be open.

And she can then maybe facilitate a meeting

between you and your birth father.

- Yeah, I just pray everything goes good.

It seems like it's gonna go good.

- Don't jinx it. - No.

Um, that's, like, my biggest thing.

Like, I don't want to feel negativity in this.

- I mean, that's typical of a lot of my clients,

I have to tell you. It's like--

- It's like you just pray to God.

If my father and his family does not want to meet me,

I'm gonna always have, like, a big void, like a big hole.

Like, I don't want to be, like, hurt.

- Oh, f*ck.

- Sometimes, it's just having closure

and not this big question mark over your head.

- Don't think bad, think positive. Don't think bad.

- ♪ Our world was built for two ♪

♪ So I will keep trying ♪

- ♪ We gotta reach up for the sky ♪

♪ Until we're lost we'll cross to paradise ♪

- Ange, you ready? - I'm nervous.

This is a big moment.

Oh, god, I just did my makeup.

No. - Don't cry.

- Two days ago, Pamela called with some great news.

- I have spoken with your aunt.

And your aunt is willing to meet you.

- Oh. That sounds great.

Oh, my god, oh, my god, oh, my god.

Here it is. Like, it's finally happening.

- [crying] - I know.

- My whole life, I felt like the black sheep of the family.

So I'm hoping my aunt's gonna want to get to know me

and be like, "you belong here with us."

- You're gonna get to know each other

from the ground up, so start slow.

- I love the fact that my aunt could be

a little bit of a buffer for me before meeting my actual dad.

Is my father gonna want to meet me?

[sighs]

I don't know. That's a big fear for me.

Oh, god.

[upbeat rhythmic music]

- ♪ I'm in need of some direction ♪

- Look at your brother. He's eating.

- Ugh! [laughs] - [mockingly] Ugh!

- Yo. Investigation's here. - Yes.

- Uh-oh. I hear Meilani.

No fighting.

- You have a circus house, like me.

- Yeah.

- No, no, no. No jiu-jitsu.

No jiu-jitsu.

- Oh, he's good. - Yeah.

- Hi! - Hi.

- No!

- Greyson? - No!

- You know what?

The best part about divorce, gotta say--

- You get a break. - The divorce is great.

- I don't--I don't get that.

- I get weekends off on occasion. It's a great deal.

- I want that without getting the divorce. [chuckles]

Like, how does that work?

- Yo. - Oh, damn. Look at that.

Look at that tank top.

- You guys miss me, huh?

What's going on over there on the East Coast?

- Yeah, she's-- Angelina's actually going

to meet her family that

she didn't even know she had. - Yep, yep.

- I'm excited to hear how they took it,

if they knew about her--

- Yeah. - I want to know.

- I think she's gonna be excited and, like, nervous.

I think she's gonna cry.

- Yeah, that's overwhelming.

- That's exciting.

But I guess and nerve-wracking at the same time.

- Are they gonna be nice people?

Are they gonna be welcoming? - Yes.

I believe positive vibes only.

But then again, you never know what's gonna happen.

- We're here.

- All right, stop the emotions right now.

Angelina, stop. Stop, stop.

This is, like, a really big thing for me.

- It's huge.

- I don't know what to expect here.

I have all of these feelings,

all these emotions going on in my head and my heart.

Wish me luck, God, please.

[sniffles] I can't.

OK.

My aunt and my cousin just know

they're going to meet with a new family member.

They don't know who I am.

- Good luck. I love you. - Thank you. Thank you.

I need to put my big girl panties on

and just wish for the best here.

- ♪ You wanted love, wanted love ♪

♪ To be a part of your life ♪

♪ You want someone to know when you're better ♪

♪ Hear all the right and the wrong ♪

- OK.

This is finally it.

♪ ♪

- I'm a nervous wreck.

I wonder who we're gonna meet.

- [breathes deeply]

- Come on.

♪ ♪

OK.

- ♪ See that hurt in your eye ♪

♪ ♪

♪ The ones you know ♪

- Hi.

- Nice to meet you guys.

Angelina.

Nice to meet you.

- Oh, my god!

- Hi. - How are you?

- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you too.

You're beautiful. - How are you?

- You too. You both are.

Do you guys want to sit?

- Wow.

- I was very, like, emotional today.

- I've been sweating the whole time.

I'm nervous, yeah. - Really? OK, so--

- So now, Pam had called me that

there was somebody connected to us.

I'm like--I said, well, is it from my father's side

or my mother's side? - Yeah, we had no clue.

- You have to tell me. - Yes, how?

- I don't even know where to begin.

Um...

[soft music]

So my whole life, I never felt like I belonged

and I was always treated differently.

And my friend bought me a DNA test.

So it came back with all these, you know, like, hits of like--

but no--no, like, father.

♪ ♪

Pamela came over to my house and she told--

I don't know. I didn't see a picture of him.

- Is it Alfred?

♪ ♪

[slow rhythmic music]

♪ ♪

- So do you know who your dad is?

Is it Alfred?

♪ ♪

- Yes. - It is, it's Alfred.

It's Uncle Al. Yes. - My brother?

- Your brother. - Yes.

[crying]

- You're my aunt.

And... - I'm your cousin.

- You're my cousin.

- It's so crazy. - Like, I'm so emotional.

- Oh, sweetie. Come here, honey.

Come here, sweetie. - Thank you.

I went through, like, so much. - Oh.

- [sniffling] - Oh, sweetie.

♪ ♪

- Wow.

- This is a lot to take in for any of us.

- You look like our family.

- They are so inviting. I'm like, holding her hand.

Does he know about me? Like--

- No. He's never mentioned.

Maybe he don't even-- he doesn't know.

- He does not know. - I don't think he knows, yeah.

- Are you ready for some photos? OK.

- Yeah. Let's do it 'cause I couldn't find any.

- OK. - Oh, my god.

- Who's that? - That's my brother.

- Oh, my god. - That's your dad.

Girl. - Oh, my god.

[chuckles]

- He's wearing a penguin Nike shirt?

- Yeah, he doesn't have style. And he wears tracksuits.

- Does he like going places and, like, scream out loud,

like, "f*ck it"?

- Yeah, he's got a mouth on him.

- I kind of do too. [chuckles]

- I got a mouth.

- You and Michelle-- - Yeah.

And that's-- - Oh, my god.

- You guys literally-- - Who is this?

- That's Michelle. That is your sister.

- You look just like my niece.

- We look alike. - Yes, girl.

- Like, a lot alike. - Yes.

- I wonder what she's gonna say.

- Should I call her?

- Is it too much for you?

Is it too much for you? - No.

- Are you sure? - Yeah, like,

you want to text her first and tell her?

- OK, let's see what she says.

- She's gonna be shocked. She's gonna be, like, really--

- Anybody would freak out but I hope she won't.

- Let's see.

Wow. She's actually gonna come here right now.

- Oh, my god.

Oh, my god, this has gone from zero to so quick.

I can't believe this.

What's next? Oh, god.

it's gonna be crazy.

- Wow. You're gonna meet your sister.

- Thank you.

- I thought we were gonna hear something by now.

I hope, like, going OK.

- Maybe it's just, like, a big reunion.

- Here's the big question.

Does that make you want to do it at all?

- Do what Ange is doing? - Yeah.

- Mm.

I mean, it definitely made me curious.

Growing up, I never was like, "oh, my god," like,

"I have to meet my birth parents, what happened?"

But seeing Angelina go through all this,

I'm like, hmm,

you know, at years old,

now I'm kind of thinking about it.

I always wanted to know my siblings.

- I know. You've always said that.

- Like, it's not really, like, my birth parents,

but I really-- - Brothers and sisters.

- Like you. Like, you've always wanted--

- There's a yearning for a brother or sister.

- Growing up as an only child, like, that's what--

the only thing you want.

[children chattering]

My mom said I have two brothers.

But then my dad said I had, like, five.

Maybe she couldn't afford me, which is fine.

- Which, listen, after two kids, it's very hard

to afford children. - Oh, I know.

I've always been curious to know

why I was put up for adoption.

I'm not dying to know the truth because I'm so content

where I am with my adopted parents--

which, ew, I hate saying that, but they're my parents.

But I do want to know about brothers and sisters.

- I would love to meet your brother.

Imagine he's a meatball.

- [gasps softly]

When you have brothers and sisters,

you guys are, like, somewhat connected.

So my brothers are meatballs.

They probably got arrested on a Chilean beach somewhere.

They probably love wine and charcuterie boards.

- Imagine one's a meatball and one's a Dren.

[both laugh]

- So I would sit down with Pamela,

because you know how she had that book?

- With the pictures? - I want that,

to see if she, like, has pictures of my siblings.

And then, yeah, I'd like to see pictures of my birth parents.

- I highly feel like you will start crying

and you will want to meet them.

- I'm definitely gonna cry

but I don't know about meeting them.

I feel like I'm, like, hurting my parents.

- Aw.

Nobody can replace Helen and Papa Snooks.

- I know, but they feel like they get upset

every time I bring it up.

So imagine me being, like, "oh, I'm gonna go meet them."

- Not the parents, though, the siblings.

- Yeah, maybe they'll feel different about it.

It's different for everyone. - Mm-hmm.

- So yeah, maybe-- maybe I'll call her

and have her sit down with me.

- Can I be there for that?

- I don't know. - I'm nosy.

- I don't want to, like, talk about it too much

because don't know how I really feel about it.

- ♪ Ready ♪

♪ ♪

- ♪ Feels like I'm floating ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Underwater ♪

- Michelle said, "almost there."

- Oh, my god.

This is, like, so crazy, all of it.

I did not think

that I was gonna meet my sister today.

My god, I can't believe I have a sister.

- I know. - Craziness.

This is all so, like--

I want to pick her brain. I want to know about my dad.

Is my dad a good guy? Like, is he a good father?

Is he gonna want to meet me?

♪ ♪

It's a big thing.

Like, this is, like, really huge.

- Oh, yeah.

- ♪ Underwater ♪

- There's Michelle.

- Oh, my god.

- Look at this.

- Hi. - Hi.

- Nice to meet you finally. - Hi, oh, my god.

- We look crazy.

- No, you don't. You look like me!

We look like each other. - We do, literally.

- Oh, my god. - [laughs]

- Nice to meet you. - Isn't it something?

Don't you two look like twins?

- How tall are you?

- Like, ' , maybe. - That's what I am.

- Look at this. We're literally the same.

- I'm telling you. As soon as we saw her,

we were like, oh, my god, Michelle.

- Almost years and I never knew about her.

I love every part of this. It just feels like

all the best feelings in the world.

So nice to meet you.

- It's so nice to meet you.

- Oh, my god.

- This is crazy.

- She's got the black hair, the same big eyes as me.

And your eyebrows.

This is my sister! This is my f*cking sister.

Your chin is like mine!

- Literally the same. We're f*cking related.

- Your freaking ears are like mine.

I feel like our feet too.

- The f*ck? - Oh, my god.

- Get the f*ck out of here.

- And she curses like you too.

- Oh, my god. You're my sister.

What the hell? I got to give you another hug.

It's weird that you don't have to meet somebody,

but you could have the same personality traits as somebody

because you just share the same genes with them.

Get it. - f*cking sisters.

- All day, it's terrible. - And I love that.

- Guys, listen. I need to leave

because I'm supposed to be at a rehearsal dinner at :.

So I will have to part ways. - We'll talk again.

Soon, right? - Yes, we will, yeah.

- Victoria, my cousin, she's a sweetheart.

Thank you so much for making me feel, like--

- Oh, my gosh. You're so welcome.

- Safe and, like, amazing.

I can't wait to get to know her more.

But I'm happy that my aunt and Michelle are gonna

stay longer with me and get to know me more.

- What's your father gonna say?

- Did you tell him? - No, I didn't tell him.

- Is he gonna be happy or, like--

like, upset, or like--

- He's just gonna be in shock. - Yeah.

- My biggest fear is my father decides to not want to meet me.

What am I gonna do?

- I wish we could FaceTime him right now

but I don't know his reaction. - Yeah, I don't know.

- Should I text him and be like, "you got a minute?"

♪ ♪

- Just text him. Say, by any chance from years ago--

- Oh, my god. - Isn't this crazy?

- Yeah, literally.

[FaceTime call ringing]

- Oh, god. He's calling you.

- [laughs]

- He's FaceTiming me.

[FaceTime call ringing]

- Are you gonna answer it? [whispers] Oh, god.

Are you gonna tell him? - Is this OK?

Hi. - Hey.

- Just a random question.

You look so funny. Look at you. - Can we see him?

[laughs]

- Come on! You're annoying me.

- All right, all right, listen.

So--

- All right. That's my dad.

- Um, a genealogist called.

- A what?

[laughter]

What are you talking about? Come on.

Who's over there?

- Anchor in.

- Where'd the genealogist come from?

- Hold on. Wait, wait, wait.

I'm gonna have--I'm gonna have Aunt Corinne tell you.

Relax. - No, no, no.

- Relax.

- Where did the genealogist come from?

- Hold on.

- Listen, listen. Wait a minute.

Relax, that's number one.

The genealogist called to tell us

that somebody wanted to meet us...

- [softly] I'm gonna see his reaction.

- That was part of our family.

- From where?

- Are you sitting down? Because I think you need to.

- You have...

a daughter.

- Wait a minute.

How do you know that this is the truth?

Are you two playing a joke on me or something?

- No, we're not.

- You should just get dressed and come here.

- Hopefully, years will be worth the wait.

- Look at him. He's nervous.

- Let's see what happens.

- Oh, god.

It's happening.

[mellow rhythmic music]

- Are you sitting down? Because I think you need to.

You have...

a daughter.

- I got a sister, Dad.

You didn't tell me nothing about it.

- From where?

- You had to be about years old,

because she was born in ... - [whispers] '.

- . So we're here with her now,

and her name is Angelina.

And she looks just like Michelle.

- Wait a minute. Who said that?

- He's gotta process it. - Yeah, it's a lot.

- How do you know that it's the truth?

- The DNA says so. - The DNA.

- Let me send the baby picture.

- Are you two playing a joke on me or something?

- No, we're not.

- Which one is she in this picture?

Oh, sh*t. She looks like me.

She looks like my baby pictures.

- Yeah.

- And when you see her,

you will know that it's your daughter.

She's sitting right here with us.

We're in a restaurant.

- Are you ready to see her?

- Yeah, let me see her. - OK.

- My god, what do I do?

- Are you ready?

- Hi. [laughs] - Hi.

- Hi, Dad.

Do I look like you and your daughter?

- Tell me not, Dad.

She looks just like you, Dad.

It's crazy. - Twins.

- If I would have known somebody was pregnant,

I would've been an involved father

because I don't like doing stuff like that.

That's not nice. - Yeah, he's--

- I feel, like, so sad. - Oh, no.

Don't cry. - [sniffles]

[sighs]

She's getting me emotional.

- This is the biggest thing

I ever wanted in my entire life,

having a father.

- He was an involved dad.

So he feels like he would have--

- I get it. I get it.

He could have helped me in those situations

where I needed a dad.

[inhales deeply]

- We could have had some good childhood memories.

- I know.

- Well now you can have some adult memories.

- Yeah.

- Now we can have some good adult memories.

- Good, I like that.

- I can't believe this is happening.

- Dad, you should just get dressed and come here.

- Where are you at? both: Wharf's Tavern.

- My dad is going to come here.

- He's shaving his face. I can't.

Look at him! Look at him shaving!

I'm sweating and he's like,

shaving his face, he's putting cologne--

like, I don't think he--

does he wear cologne all the time?

I don't know but he's putting in the work.

You look amazing.

- You're looking so spiffy.

- I can't wait to meet you.

- Bye.

- All right. [exhales]

Like, it's happening.

- This is nuts. - Wow.

[upbeat rhythmic music]

- I want to know what's happening with Angelina

'cause I haven't heard sh*t.

All right, go.

together: One, two. Three, four.

Five, six. Seven, eight.

- What's your brother going to do?

- Oh, my god. I can see Angelina's father from here.

Do you ever catch people having sex?

- No. I love that that's where your mind went, though.

♪ ♪

- OK, let's do it. - My god.

Should we smile with our teeth?

- No. - Wait. Do one more.

- Is this one good? No, you look red.

Oh, my god-- - Keep going this way.

- Look at this. Two beauties.

both: I think we should take one more.

- I was gonna--

- Did we just say the same thing?

[phone ringing] Your dad's calling you.

- He's calling me. Hello?

I'm here in the spot. Are you here?

- Is he here? - Is he here?

- One second. Hold on.

I'll be right back.

- Oh!

f*ck my life.

I knew I was gonna meet two family members.

But then I didn't know I was gonna meet my sister.

And I did not, did not, did not think

I was gonna meet my dad.

I mean, I'm very happy but I am scared.

Like, this is, like, a big deal right now.

- [gasps] - Oh, Angelina's calling me.

- Oh. - Hey!

- Angelina. What's up, girl?

- What happened?

- I feel like everyone's waiting.

- So I came here to meet my aunt and my cousin, right?

- [gasps] - And guess what?

- [gasps] - Your dad's coming?

- Wait. - Stop it.

- What does your sister look like?

[laughter]

- Shut up. You ain't gonna steal my sister, you as*h*le.

You're not getting with my sister, Vin.

Don't even try it.

All right. Well, thank you guys again.

- The grand finale is happening.

- Wow. - Oh, my god.

- Let us know what happens when you meet him.

- Oh, my god, Ange! - Oh, my god, that's crazy.

- Look at him. He's nervous.

[gentle piano music]

- [kisses] - Aw.

- I am so nervous. Oh, my god.

- Are you ready?

Come on.

- Ah!

For as long as I can remember,

I always felt a piece of me is, like, missing.

Meeting my birth father can be a big life-changing event,

bigger than I've ever known in my life.

- Oh, my god.

- ♪ Choose to love ♪

♪ ♪

♪ And choose to love ♪

- Oh, god. It's happening.

♪ ♪

Hi.

♪ ♪

Nice to meet you.

♪ ♪

Nice to meet you. My god.

♪ ♪

- ♪ I'll be ♪

♪ Waiting for you ♪

- Oh, god. It's happening.

♪ ♪

Hi.

Nice to meet you.

- Oh, my god.

- Nice to meet you. My god.

Nothing in this world can compare to

finally meeting my biological dad

and hugging this man.

- How are you? - Good.

Let's go sit. Come on.

I think he's very nervous right now as well.

Oh, my god.

I could feel him shaking in my arms.

He's probably going through so much in his brain right now.

Oh! - This is crazy.

- We do look like each other. - You think so?

- It's crazy.

- Yep. - Wow.

- But it's not.

- Wow. Do you feel OK? - Uh-huh.

- Look at these eyes. Look how they look alike.

- Same big eyes.

- Same big eyes. - Literally.

- [sighs]

He's nervous. He's--I don't know him.

But I know--I can tell, he's nervous right now.

And I think he's very scared.

I know it's a lot. - Look at you.

- It's overwhelming.

- For today, you know?

I'm willing to take it slow.

I just hope that we can get to know each other

for real for real.

It's nerve-wracking. I get it.

but thank you for coming.

- It's not really nerve-wracking.

It's just disturbing that I didn't know.

I could've watched you growing and stuff like that,

been part of your life. - I know.

- So that's the part that makes it difficult.

- No, I get that.

- You missed a lot of time with somebody that

you shouldn't have missed time with

if you would have known, you know?

- I get it. - It's crazy, this whole thing.

- What do you like to do?

- Do you like to go out dancing?

- I do.

- Just shaking it around in [indistinct]?

- You know why I like that place? I'm a people watcher.

And I'm like, that guy's going home with her.

That one's banging that one.

- That is him to the tee.

- And that one over there is going home

with the Vaseline jar.

[laughter]

- And a towel.

You were a Jersey Shore guy, too, right?

- Almost every week, I'm half polluted.

- Oh, my god.

The apple does not fall far from the tree, I guess.

- Opening your mouth sometimes gets you in trouble.

- Oh, I know that. Trust me. - Yeah, it's kind of rough.

[laughing]

So how long you been on the show?

- I mean, now, the new one, six years.

Like, it came--

- You were on the old one too?

- Mm-hmm. But I left.

And then I--and then I came back to this, this new one.

- Nice. Making the big bucks.

[tense music]

- Um-- - Look what's on.

- Do you like hockey? - I love hockey?

- Do you? - Yeah.

- I've been to a couple of games, actually.

I used to know the PR girl for the Rangers.

She used to hook me up.

She got me, like, front row-- they were, like,

smacking up against the glass. I'm like, damn.

What the f*ck am I dealing with right now?

- What do you get hooked up for now?

[tense music]

Do you live in Staten Island?

- I live not far from here with my fiancé.

- Do you have pictures of your fiancé?

- I do, actually. I was just talking to him.

- Will I be walking you down the aisle?

- Oh, my god. - Can you imagine?

- Oh, my god, don't make me--

don't make me cry right now. Stop. Stop.

Don't do that. Don't do that. - This is crazy.

- Being that you found your dad,

I have to take care of, uh, fatherly duties now.

- It's funny that you say this. So I was married one time.

And the man I thought was my father

didn't walk me down the aisle.

It was hard for me. It was really hard.

- Well now, when you get married,

I'll walk you down and we can laugh at him.

- Oh, my god.

Can I hug you for that? Please?

It's great to hear that he wants to be a part of my life.

All I've ever wanted in my life is to have a father.

- Everything'll be all right. - Thank you.

And you guys--you two, like,

would you want to, like, get to know me from this point?

- Oh, I'm--I'm in. - I love that.

- I'm in, baby! - Thank you, I love that.

I love that. Thank you. - A new sister? Yes.

- Do you mind if I invite Vinny in, my fiancé?

He would love to meet you guys. - Oh, he's outside?

- Yeah. - Yeah, he's outside.

OK. - Yeah, tell Vinny to come in.

- Well, let's do cheers.

- Cheers.

- Cheers, guys. - To family.

- To you guys, to family.

- To a new beginning and a new start.

- It sucks that we both missed out on years

that I could've had with him.

- Oh, here he comes.

- This is Vinny. - How are you?

- Hi. Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you too.

- And he could've raised me.

My dad! [laughs]

But, like, we can't turn back time.

- Let me take a photo of you guys

so you can remember the day. - Oh, OK.

And I hope that everyone is there

for all of these big milestones that are about to come up.

- I look terrible right now.

- I don't know him yet,

but I'm a good judge of character.

Like, I go with my own intuition.

And only time will tell after that.

- Let me see your watch? What is it, a Rolex?

I wish I could afford a watch like that.

- Maybe one day you will. We got it for a good deal.

This has been, like, a great day for me.

Went in there shaking like a leaf

and then it just turned out to be

just an amazing day, you know? I'm glad.

- ♪ It's crazy how my life can go ♪

- Got them? - Yeah.

- Got to take one.

- Me and you?

Vin, take one of me and my dad.

- Look at this. I can't even believe it.

♪ ♪

- This is the biggest thing I ever wanted in my entire life.

My dad, he's here.

That's awesome. - Looks great.

- And I'm hoping he's gonna be in my life, like, forever.

Nice to meet you.

This is gonna be amazing.

Thank you for embracing me. - You're welcome.

- ♪ Crazy and out for love ♪

[click]

[tape fast-forwarding]

- ♪ All my plans going stupid or just sleeping on us ♪

♪ But this nightmare ain't a illusion ♪

♪ We be scared like we in movies way we move ♪

- Now can you give us the big news?

- We're still missing Angelina.

- Has anybody talked to her?

- I texted her. She didn't write me back.

- I haven't talked to her

but I just assumed that everyone was coming.

- I heard she was going through some stuff.

But I don't want to speak, like, anything that--

- Yes, I agree. I've been hearing stuff too, so.

Hopefully, she comes.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Come, come and try this, you gon' see ♪

- [sobbing]

[sniffles]

- Hold on a second, boys.

We're making a movie. - Take one.

[shouting and screaming]

- You messed with the wrong Guido!

[exciting music]

all: We're back, b*tches!

- Party's here.

b*tch has still got it.

- Beep, beep! - [screams]

- Let's ride the f*cking bull.

- Y'all act like they ain't seen a cowboy before.

all: Yee-haw, b*tches!

- Angelina, did you get pinkeye

from that f*cking goat you made out with?

- We only know one speed...

- Yeah, what's your zero to anyway?

- And it's a go.

Or is it "go big?"

[shouting]

- I love this!

What'd I do wrong? - Get out of here!

- Fist pump and jump, yeah, boy!

[farts] [all scream]

- Look at me, man. - Paparazzi.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

- Oh, yeah, "save the earth, show your girth."

- It's happening.

- It's National Jersey Shore Day.

- This day deserves to be celebrated worldwide!

- I think we're gonna eventually

have to take the leap.

- Do you wanna invite him to Nashville?

- I think it's time.

If you're OK with seeing what happens.

- Hell no.

- Guess who's coming to dinner, b*tches?

- This is a decade... - Oh, god.

- In the making. - sh*t.

- Ready or not... - It's happening.

- Sup? This could go sideways for all of us.

- Ronny's here!

- Awkward!

- Nine roomies.

Never has happened before in "Jersey Shore" history.

Angelina has been besmudging Sam.

- f*ck you, b*tch. I brought you back on.

I'll take you the f*ck out.

- She's lucky I don't pop her in her f*cking head.

- If you knew what she filmed behind your back,

you wouldn't be sitting there with your smug face.

This could make or break us.

- God dammit!

- I'm the guy that does this job.

You're the guy that doesn't.

- f*ck you. - f*ck you, b*tch.

Don't touch me.

Stop. I'm a year old woman.

Stop. Act your age.

- That's my feelings!

- She's a danger to herself and others.

- Bullshit! - I wanna fight people.

- [screams]

- Get your skinny as*h*le down here.

- You are no better. - This trip f*cking sucks.

- Is it safe to come out?

[intense music]

- Salud. - Ronny's here!

- Who would've thought? - Not me.

- Definitely not me either. - [laughs]