03x05 - It Flies in the Family

[bunniefuu]

-You'll have to do better
than that, Kullersen.

-Oh-h*-h*, I'm about to
unleash my inner Viking on you!

-Feathers, wait, wait!

No, ugh!

You'll
never catch me, Wong!

-Hmm... Wow. You got
a big heart, girl.

-Well, that didn't
quite work, did it?

-Face it, Kullersen,
you never stood a chance

against Jun Wong,
the unconquerable!

I got webbed!

-Get it off of me! Get it off!

Okay, okay,
okay! Hold still.

-Come on, little dude. Let's
get you somewhere safe.

- Is it off of me?!
- Yeah. Yeah, you're good.

-Jun the "unconquerable"?

-In fairness, that spider
was two centimeters wide.

-Doesn't matter how big it is. If
it has eight legs, I don't like it.

Just be happy it
wasn't on your head.

Ha-ha.
Very funny, Kullersen.

What's up, pal?

Guys... I think
something's in the Lair.

-Something or someone.

-Everybody fan out.

- Psst,
Feathers has something.

-No, no, no! Please don't
eat me, please don't eat me!

- Eugene?!

-Pretty sweet hangout.

- Huh.

So, this is Dragon Club, huh?

You guys are so busted!

-Ugh, just get out
of here, Eugene.

-Pfft, no way! Look how
cool these things are.

That one sparks. Oh!
That one's got two heads.

And check out this
horn.

Ah! Friendly... Not.

-Good girl.

-When you said there
were dragons, Jun,

I-I didn't think you meant
you all, like, have your own.

-The dragons don't belong to
us, Eugene. They're our friends.

-Totally get it, Tommy.

Oh, and by the way,
yours is super cool.

Ah!

-Okay, you saw the
dragons. Time to go home.

-Uh, not even. I'm in
the club now, right?

- I want a dragon.
- Absolutely not.

-Come on! There's nothin'
else to do around here.

And I always let you
join me in cool things.

-You never let me play with you!

-Okay, fine, but still.

-Eugene, you can't just
go and get a dragon.

It's not a car.

Guys, back me up here.
He can't have one, right?

-Uh, how can I be in Dragon
Club if I don't have a dragon?

-Easy. You're not
in Dragon Club.

- I am now... or else.

-Or else what?

-I'll blow your little secret,

tell the whole
world about dragons.

Check and mate, little
sis.

-See? He's always... Ugh!

-Uh, can you just
excuse us for one sec?

-Yes, please, talk
amongst yourselves.

-We're all thinking it,
so I'm just gonna say it:

our dragons could eat him.

- Alex.
- What?

-Okay, okay, I can't
believe I'm saying this,

but, hypothetically,
what if we just...

-Tom, no.

-We can't risk him
spilling the secret, Jun.

-Nope. Mm-mm. Not happening.

-I don't know, man.
Look at that guy.

- Hey!

-You want him on the team?

- I'm telling you, he's a menace.
- I know, I know.

But imagine how much
damage he can do

running around blabbing
about the dragons.

At least if he has one of his
own, he might wanna protect it.

-I still don't think we should
take eating him off the table.

-Honestly, what dragon
would even bond with him?

-That's it.

- What's it?
- Uh-oh. I smell a Tom idea.

-Eugene! Okay, here's the deal. Hear me out.
-I'm listening.

-It's not really up to us
whether you get a dragon.

-Uh, then who's it up to?

-The dragon... It
has to accept you.

-Right, so if you can bond with one,
you can join the club. Good luck.

-And if you can't, then ya go
home and keep your mouth shut.

-Or we'll feed you to the dra...

-Whattaya think?

-I think you're on!

This is gonna be
a piece of cake.

Not cheesecake, though.
I'm lactose intolerant.

Ah!
Hold still, dragon!

You want me to fall off?!

Come on, Jun, make
this thing chill out.

-Chill him out, Wu.

- Okay, I
walked into that one.

-Just relax, Eugene. Let
Wu and Wei do the flying.

You should be
looking for a dragon.

-Uh, I am looking.

Just don't see anything sporty
enough for a guy like me.

-What about that one?

-Nah, too small.

That one's too long.

And that one's, ugh, what
am I even lookin' at?

-That's a crystal.

-Yeah, too crystally.

-This is a waste of time.

Ugh, sorry it didn't work
out, bro. We'll take you home.

-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, Jun Bug, slow your roll.

I'm just warmin' up.

Why don't ya trade in this dude
for a much cooler rider, huh?

-The places we
could go together!

-It's not about finding
a cool-looking dragon.

-It's about
connection and trust.

Showing the dragon who you really
are, and in return, it does the same.

-Like I said, waste of time.

-Oh, down there!

Aw, that one's got Eugene
written all over it.

h*, h*, h*! Now that's a dragon!

-Uh, wait a sec, Eugene.

You've gotta be careful
around those types of dragons.

-Pfft, you just don't want me
havin' a cooler dragon than you.

- This should be good. Mm.
- Jun's not lying, Eugene.

Watch yourself.

Sup, drago?

I'm gonna look so
awesome riding on your back.

Ooh!
- That's gotta hurt.

-Maybe I'll keep shopping.

Well? I don't see anything.

- Eugene, stay still.

Reach out your hand... Calmly.

- And...

- You were so close, Eugene.

-Right up until the point
you fainted and face planted.

-Aw, come on!

Is this thing even a dragon?

- Do I ride it, or does it ride me?

Hello? Hello?
Hey. Over here.

He doesn't even
know where he is.

Huh?

Stop, stop! Get back!

Huh?

Ah!

- Aw, you okay?

Did that mean Eugene scare you?

- Him?! What about me?!
- Face it.

You obviously aren't
cut out for this.

-I can do anything you
can do. I wanna go again.

And this time, you're gonna tell me
your secret dragon whisper magic.

-There's no magic
to this, Eugene.

-They can tell when
someone's being a jerk.

You're not dragon
rider material.

- Jerk?
Me? Oh, that does it.

Kiss your dragon
secret goodbye, losers.

I'm gonna need a ride back.

Uh, yeah, so maybe we should
come back later?

- Come on!
- Wait!

What was that noise?
Where are we going?!

- What are those things?
- Flame Throwers.

-What are they doing this
far into the Crystal Realm?

I don't know. This is way
outside of their territory.

-Yeah, so let's escort these
troublemakers back to where they belong.

-W-W-W-Wait. We're
getting closer to them?

- Those little dragons need help.
- This is kind of our thing.

Let's go, dragon riders.

- D, left! Alex, right! Jun...
- On it!

- You can just let me off any time.
- Too late.

-Oh, why did you drag me
along on this stupid mission?!

- "Drag you along"?

You blackmailed us into
bringing you down here.

-Jun, heads up!

-Agh! Eugene!

-What?! I didn't do anything!
I'm literally just sitting here!

-Guys... we're supposed to be fighting
the Flame Throwers, not each other.

- Focus up!

-It's my sensors.

Uh, looks like there's another
disturbance north of here.

-It could be more
Flame Throwers.

-All right, let's go.

Can't
you just take me home?

-Come on, we got 'em this time!

- Feathers, grita!

-Come here, little guy!

-Ugh, those flaming
ones are bad enough.

Get that little
devil away from me.

- Ah!

Ah!

Ah.

-Eugene, get back here!

Watch this little guy.

Eugene, look out!

No!

- There they go again.

-Whoa, Jun. That
was pretty awesome.

- Is he okay?

-Yeah, he'll be all right.
Just got a minor singed wing.

-Look what you did.

-Me?! I was tryin' to
escape with my life!

All right, enough.

We're dragon Riders. We
watch out for each other.

That way nobody gets hurt.

- We got another one.

- Flame Throwers again?
- I'd say it's likely,

but this location
seems way too deep

in the Crystal Realm for them.

- That doesn't make sense.
- Uh, newsflash: none of this makes sense.

-Okay, whatever's going
on, let's figure it out.

-There you go, little guy. Eat two
fish and call me in the morning.

Oh, that's
not ominous at all.

The Flame Throwers
are circling those spires.

They shouldn't even be here.

-Maybe that's the clue to what
they're doing in the Crystal Realm.

We need to get closer. They'll see us
coming from the sky. Let's go on foot.

-Yeah, uh, that's cool.
I'll stay back here. Thanks.

-Fine. Take your chances alone.

-Fine. I will. And my
chances are awesome.

- - Ah! They
can probably use my help.

Yeah, let's go.

-Stay low.

-So, I do this, I get
in the club, right?

-What? You've been begging
to go home the whole time.

You don't even like me. Why
do you even want to join us?

-Maybe I just wanna be
a part of something.

Is that so hard to understand?

-Everything you're a part of,
Eugene, crashes and burns.

This is too important.

Bond with a dragon, or go home and keep
your mouth shut. That was the deal.

-Maybe I would've
bonded with one already

if you weren't
working against me.

- Maybe I
wouldn't work against you

if you weren't always
working against me.

-Well, maybe I'll
just tell Mom anyway.

- Why are you like this?
Shh!

-Are you guys trying
to blow our cover?

-Do I have to separate you two?

No.

-Just be quiet and we'll get
through this and go home.

-What... is... that?

-I'm not six anymore, Eugene.
Not falling for that one.

- Seriously, Jun!

- Ah!
- Incoming!

- Look out!
- Hide!

-Whoa!

What was that thing?!

-It's a Spider dragon!

Where did it go?
Where did it go?!

-It doesn't look like a spider.

-It has eight legs! That's
a spider in my book.

Ugh, ugh, I hate them!

More of them?

This must be how they're
getting into the Crystal Realm!

They're takin' a
shortcut somehow.

They could overrun this place.

-Jun, I'm not good at this,
okay? There, I said it!

- Look, I need you to keep it together.
- I can't!

That spider thing is still out
there somewhere... in the dark.

-Don't forget the Flame Eaters.

-Throwers. And
you're not helping.

-Jun, come on, let's go.

I'm really freaked
out. Get up, please!

-I... I can't.

-We gotta leave. Now! Come on!

-We have to seal
up that lava flow

before more of these Flame
Throwers get through.

-Me and P are on
it. Right, girl?

- Fall back!

- Come on! This way!

-This is a dead-end!

-Oh, I'm sorry,

should I have not saved
us from being barbecued?

Someone needed to
make a decision!

-Yeah, instead, we get
eaten! Big improvement!

-Look out!

- Huh, huh?

- No, no, no, no, no, no!

- Huh?

Where are Jun and Eugene?

They're going to have
to take care of themselves.

We have our hands full.

-Back off, spidey!
Snack time's over!

Ah! I take that back!

Do whatever you want,
just don't swallow me!

- Ah!

Ahh!

- Eugene!
- Whoa!

Ah!

Yeah! Take that you flame
eatin' thrower thing!

Whoa!

Ekch! Gross! Get
away from my face!

Watch the hair! Ah!
You smell totally dank.

- Eugene... I
think it likes you.

-I wish it liked me less.

- Look out!

-Whoa, hey!

- Nice shot!

This is the weirdest, wackiest,
coolest day of my life!

- We gotta help the others!
- Right behind ya, sis.

Woo-hoo!
Watch the claws.

-Tighten up, tighten up!
Don't give them another inch!

-We gotta hold our ground!

Oh no, you don't!

- Yeah! Web 'em up!

-Is it me, or is Eugene
actually helping?

-Looks like he found
himself a dragon.

-Whoa!

-Let's kick these flaming butts

back to the Fire Realm.

-Get back in there!

-All right, can you
patch that sucker?

- You are truly the master of webs.

-We did it!

-The Wongs win the day!

Uh!

-I mean, uh, that
was pretty cool.

Did anybody get it on video?

-No video! I'll print
you up a manual.

-Good job, Eugene.

- Yeah. Good job.

-Yeah. You too.

- Yeah.

- Awkward.

- Jun, he did meet our challenge.
- And rescue you.

-And, by proxy, us.

What's fair is fair, right?

-Fine... Provisional status.

-Hear that, Webmaster?
We're in!

And, um,
look, if you stick with me,

I'll take good care
of you. Promise.

Okay, so I'm the leader, right?

Ah, you guys are so
lucky to have me.