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05x30 - Reunion (Part 1)

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Jersey Shore: Family Vacation". Aired: April 5, 2018 – present.*
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Series is a revival, sequel, and reunion series of the reality television series Jersey Shore, which ran from 2009 to 2012.

05x30 - Reunion (Part 1)

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- ♪ MTV ♪

- All right, so let's get prepared

for the reunion, girl.

- Reunion prep. You ready?

- Thank you. - OK.

All right. One.

- Do that.

- Two.

Now do a little dance.

I'm a bottle girl.

Pray for us, b*tches.

It's gonna be crazy.

- Oh yeah!

Reunion!

Yeah!

- Tonight, the "Jersey Shore" family

returns to the reunion stage and nothing is off-limits.

- When you hang around clowns,

don't be surprised that your life becomes a circus.

- Here we go.

- The vacation was just like old times,

but who invited Old Sitch?

- Is it true or not?

- People came out on the streets to try to expose you.

- Is Vinny still single, or is Vinjelina about to become

a wedding hashtag?

- There is something we've been wanting to tell you guys.

[together] Oh!

- I knew that was coming.

- It's a night filled with tacos...

- I knew you brought the taco truck.

- Raunchy sex talk...

- Men always love Jenni's t*tties.

- Yes.

- My God.

- And even a surprise guest.

- I don't know if that's Lola.

[together] Oh!

- Plus the meatballs run wild backstage.

- Pour that [bleep].

You guys are doing great.

- And the heat of San Diego made its way to reunion.

- It's funny.

Everyone here is allowed to get intoxicated--

Nicole, Deena, but no one gives a [bleep].

- I'm not throwing wine on people.

- But I didn't know it was wine.

- And I always apologize. - Honestly, I was like OK.

- Do not pull me into this, b*tch.

- To work with someone that is toxic,

you just can't play anymore.

- Are you leaving?

- What the [bleep]? - Ooh.

- The "Jersey Shore: Family Vacation" reunion starts now.

- Mike, are you OK?

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- What's up, MTV?

The wait is over.

It's been years, kids, and weddings

since everyone's favorite roommates hit the reunion

stage, and tonight, they're back to break

down the wildest vacation yet.

I'm your host, Justina Valentine.

Welcome to the "Jersey Shore Family Vacation Reunion."

Please welcome everyone's favorite Italian

family, Nicole...

- Are you going to clap for me? - Yeah, let's clap for her.

Clap it out!

[together] Yay!

- Jenni...

- Woo! - Jenni!

- Deena...

- Deena! - Pauly.

- Yay. - Pauly...

Yeah. How you guys doing, huh?

- Mike...

- Hey!

- Hey!

- Vinny...

[all shouting]

- And Angelina.

[cheers and applause]

- So what's it like to be back on the reunion stage?

It's definitely been a minute.

- We've had a lot of reunions.

- A lot of reunions.

- Not in a long time though.

- Season six of "Jersey Shore" was our last reunion.

- I still got the same haircut.

- Yeah.

- Well, you have been through a lot, and, you know,

fans have been waiting years to see this crew back

on a reunion stage.

So naturally, they have a lot of questions.

- Erica asks Jenni, we are so excited for you

and Zack's big day.

Congratulations, by the way.

- Whoo!

[cheers and applause] - Yes.

They want to know, have you set a date yet?

- We have not. Still figuring it out.

- OK.

- COVID has a lot to do with.

- Yeah, and you have famous friends.

It's a lot that goes into picking a date for something

like that. - Yeah. For sure.

And I need everyone there. - Period.

Period.

- They are couples' goals though.

- They are. - And we are so proud of them.

- So cute.

- So sweet, and you guys look great together.

- Aw. Thank you so much.

- Amazing.

Now, Karen wants to know what would be your choice of career

if the show never existed, and she says

she loves you guys, all right? Hearts.

Now, Vinny, we're going to start with you.

- I actually was about to go to law school

before the show started.

- Judge Vinny G?

- What about the rest of you guys?

- I don't know, a winery?

- Oh, that'd be dope. - You would be a winery?

- You'd like to be the host of one?

- Vinny! Can you get him off? - Yeah.

Can we put a muzzle on him please?

- [indistinct]. - I'm done. I'm done.

- We've got to get this guy off the stage.

- You'd be a great winery host. - Yeah.

- I would love it.

- But let's kick things off with this season's

first family vacation.

Some of the roommates didn't even know where El Paso was,

but tacos and line dancing had them shouting yee-haw!

- Yee-haw, b*tches!

- Whoo!

- El Paso show.

Babe, I got booked in El Paso.

- Have you ever been to El Paso?

- I've never been to El Paso.

- Are we saying it right?

- Buddy, where's El Paso?

- Oh yeah!

El Paso, yeah.

UTVs!

UTVs!

- Here I come!

- Vinny drives like my grandmother who never drove.

He's just like, err-err-err-err.

Like, gas, stop, gas, stop.

all: Line dancing guidos!

- Boogie woogie woogie. Oh! Whoa!

- It's like Nicole is dancing with her future self.

- You know, I was on "Dancing with the Stars"

but only seven weeks. - Oh.

You trying to twist me?

Why are you backing me up like this?

- I'm dying.

I can't do this.

- We are getting dressed up today, people.

- What in the world?

- Deena, for some reason, thought

I was going to get this cowboy hat over the blowout,

which I can't do.

- Yee-haw!

- Ladies and gentlemen, DJ Pauly D!

- Yeah, buddy!

What a night.

El Paso was lit.

These people turn up.

I love coming to Texas.

- I haven't had this much fun in so long.

- Oh yeah!

El Paso, yeah!

- We were getting chased on the way home.

- Yes. - From the show.

- We literally were. - It felt like the Beatles.

- Shut down the whole city. - It was crazy.

- Amazing. - It was awesome.

- So Nicole, what was your favorite part about El Paso?

- I love line dancing.

I feel like we've done it before,

and I just feel like it's so much fun.

I like country music, and I love dive bars.

- Yeah, you were at home.

Now, the first thing everyone did was ride UTVs.

Vinny, Jenni said you were driving like a grandma.

- I just don't know how I ended up in the car

with Jenni, who gets carsick--

- Yeah.

- From driving in an Escalade. - Poor thing.

- I wanted to drive.

- And Deena, who was like, having a panic

attack the whole time.

- I kept my [bleep] together back there.

- We were literally the three worst people--

- It was the worst. - To be in an ATV together.

- I was like, the mom driving the kids to soccer practice.

- So now Angelina, you decided to skip this trip.

[together] Oooh.

- I knew that was coming.

I knew that was coming. - I knew that was coming.

- Fight.

- Did you have FOMO watching it back?

- Of course, because I love hanging out with them,

especially my meatballs.

They drink with me. - What about us?

What about us? - You guys, too.

- I always go to all your shows.

- Me and Mike at that time, we were not at a good place,

but I don't think I really didn't go because of that.

It was more like I had so much going on

back at home that I just felt like, for me, I needed

to just take this one off.

- Got you.

- Yeah.

- She was going through a lot back home.

[together] A lot of [bleep].

[laughter]

- Oh my God.

- That was a good alley, good alley oop.

- I'm dead. Yes.

- Yeah.

- The crew fell in love with El Paso,

and for Mike, it was love at first taco.

[upbeat music]

- There's an unconfirmed rumor that the finest

tacos in the area are actually in El Paso.

Oh damn.

[quirky music]

Yo, that was good.

- All Mike talks about is not eating,

but all I ever see him doing is eating.

Make it make sense.

- Oh.

Taco number one.

- Cauliflower.

- Oh.

Fish.

Sweet potato.

Shrimp.

Brisket.

You only get one shot to do your first taco tour,

and I take that very seriously.

- Mike, how many tacos do you think you actually took down?

- I don't know, ? - Damn.

- ? - ?

- Yeah.

- Now no one loved the taco tour more than Mike,

so it's only right we let him have some more.

We split the roommates into three teams.

We got Vinny and Angelina on Team Staten Island.

both: Whoo. - Nice.

- Deena and Nicole on Team Meatballs.

- Whoo! - Yeah!

- And Pauly and Jenni on Team DJWOWW.

[all cheer]

- Each team prepared a taco backstage before the show.

both: The meatballs are going to win.

- Jinx. - Ditto.

- Now Mike, as a taco connoisseur,

you will try each one and pick your favorite.

I know I don't need to ask, but are you ready for some tacos?

- Oh, I was born ready.

- Ay! [bell dings]

- Order up!

[together] Oh!

- I knew you brought the taco truck.

- How cool.

- Oh my goodness.

- Oh, he has a bucket. - Thank you.

- You're welcome. - Oh.

- Calm down.

- Exciting.

- If I was to look at these I could

probably guess the teams, but I'm not going to--

- That's how you know he knows us so well.

- Divulge what I'm thinking right here.

- So Mike, we have a nice apron for you

under there so you keep the fit clean, keep the T-shirt clean.

Throw that on. [laughter]

Mike, we're going to have you try the first taco,

and tell us what you taste.

- Oh my goodness.

This one is a little-- - Ew!

[all groaning] - Who did tuna?

- This one's a little fishy.

- Yeah.

- I can tell because it's a little tuna,

and it's falling apart, a little, a little messy.

- [groans]

- That's a Staten Island taco, Mike.

- This is definitely a Staten Island taco.

Yeah. - Yeah.

- Some payback.

- Payback.

I got to do more.

- In that one, Mike, it's tuna, lettuce, jalapeños, peas, two

pieces of penne pasta, and it's called a Staten Island Ferry.

- Two pieces of penne pasta.

- It definitely was a Staten Island Ferry,

but it wasn't bad though.

It wasn't bad. - It wasn't bad? OK.

Well, it's time for taco two.

- The second one, which is--

[twangy music]

This one's pretty good.

- What do you taste in there?

- Maybe there's lobster in here, maybe?

- OK.

- Maybe some jalapeños, but this one's pretty good.

- Right on the nose.

That's why he's the taco connoisseur

because that's lobster, chips, and jalapeños,

and that's Team DJWOWW.

- Damn, he went back for a second bite.

- Oh, second bite. - Second bite.

Second bite.

I like that.

- Take a sip of the water before the next one.

- Final taco.

- Who the hell made that one?

- Now, guys, it has two meatballs,

and it has some penne in there.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

Not bad. - Not bad?

- Meatballs are pretty good.

- AKA it's a meatball parm taco.

- The Italian in me is screaming right

now because I love meatballs.

- But you like [bleep] lobster.

- Relax over there.

- I'm going to have to pick my favorite here.

- Third bite. - He loves that [bleep].

- Nailed that.

- This is pretty good.

Yep.

It was number two, the winner. - That's the winner?

- Yeah!

- Congrats Jenni and Pauly.

- There you go.

- Staten Island always gets the last place.

It's OK.

- Coming up, Deena and Nicole reveal how many bottles

of wine died in the creation of "The Meatball Show,"

and we find out if single Angelina

is living her best life.

[cheers and applause]

- Getting spicy in here.

- I hate you so much.

- I know. - Like, what the [bleep]?

- Stupid.

- How many bottles of wine are required

before you host the show?

- This right here is the captain and the co-captain

of the Hot Mess Express.

- Duh. - Thank you.

- Any sex with Vinny recently or?

- No.

I just [bleep] him a little bit.

[together] Oh!

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

- Welcome back to "The Jersey Shore

Family Vacation Reunion."

Now, we can all agree the meatballs

deserve their own show, and luckily

for us, they made it happen.

- "The Meatball Show." - "The Meatball Show."

- Now, we need to figure out our guests.

Amy Schumer's typing.

[screams]

- [screams]

- Our first guest, let's say it.

both:? One, two, three...

Jerry Springer.

- Oh my God, his thumbs up. Hi.

- Hi. Jerry?

- Yeah. Nice to meet you.

Angelina.

I'm sweating.

I'm sweating, and I'm so excited.

- Welcome to the first ever...

both: "Meatball Show."

- Cheers, b*tches. - Cheers.

Step aside, Oprah.

- Every week we will be bringing you a real

as [bleep] show. - Uh...

- Just going to be a free for all.

- A free for all.

- Good frickin' time. - Mm-hmm.

[glass thumps]

- Oh.

[together] Jerry! Jerry!

- You want me to call you Daddy?

- I am not the father.

- Our daddy. - This is how we chug here.

- This is how we chug. - Oh.

- Chug, chug.

both: Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug.

- Amy's here.

- Send her back.

- Amy!

- That's not Amy Schumer.

- That's not the right Amy.

- Come here, Aimee.

Oh, well.

Oh my God.

Help.

We did it.

- We did it.

- k*lled it, b*tch.

- Yeah.

- Are you alive?

- If we really get picked up we'll be

way more professional people.

- It's entertaining.

- Wait, so we blacked out, obviously.

- I could tell. - You blacked out?

- So wait, speaking of blacking out, how many bottles of wine

are required before you host the show?

- They counted like ten bottles.

- They counted ten bottles... - In a day?

- With Jerry and Aimee.

- Wow.

- They used a Maury Povich joke on Jerry Springer.

- On Jerry Springer, yeah. - Oh my God.

- You're jealous. You're jealous you didn't meet Jerry.

- He's like why are you asking me if I'm the father?

- Jerry actually said after this was

one of his best experiences.

- Yes.

He said, I had the best time ever.

- OK.

Now Angelina, what was it like being

a part of "The Meatball Show."

- I was like, what are these girls having me do?

But when I pulled up to Jerry Springer, I was like--

- She was starstruck actually. - I was starstruck,

because I grew up watching him.

- Yep.

- Like, he is a staple.

- She wanted to-- - Legend.

- She wanted to do him. - Yeah.

Like did you have a little crush on him?

- I had the biggest crush on him.

- Yeah.

- But now most talk show hosts, they don't

get loaded before the show.

Roommates, what do you guys think about their method?

- Authenticity is probably the key to a successful show.

- Yeah.

- And this right here is the captain

and the co-captain of the Hot Mess Express,

so it's going to be amazing.

- It wouldn't be "The Meatball Show" if you weren't saucy.

- Oh my God.

- He's been waiting six minutes to say that.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

Yeah.

- So ladies, what other dream guests would

you love to have on the show?

both: Amy Schumer.

- Actually Amy Schumer?

- No, we love Aimee from "Floribama," but--

- Close enough.

- We were expecting Amy Schumer.

- Can we talk about this?

- How did this happen that you thought

you were getting Amy Schumer and you

got Aimee from "Floribama"?

- Chris booked the wrong Amy.

- Yeah.

- He tried his best. - He's like,

do you think I have Amy Schumer's number?

We're like, yeah. I guess not.

- Do you want to be a guest?

- I would love to be a guest on "The Meatball Show."

- I would love to have you. - Done.

- Oh my gosh. That would be amazing.

- What's your favorite drink?

- I like stuff that's clear, but not tequila,

so like vodka, white wine.

- We got it. Done. Noted.

- Done.

- I can't wait to be on "The Meatball Show."

Let's all get saucy. Let's do it.

- We can't wait to have you. - All right.

Now, she didn't have a chauffeur,

but everything and everyone was driving Angelina up the wall

this season.

Things got so bad my girl went to a priest.

Jesus, take the wheel.

- You need Jesus.

- I can't.

- Hello?

What the [bleep]?

I had a lot of fun in Spain, met so many great people.

Chris?

Hello?

[bleep] not good right now.

Hello?

And then of course he's nowhere to be found.

This is the perfect representation

of how our relationship is as a whole, so...

In Florida, I thought things were taking

a turn for the better, and then on our two-year wedding

anniversary, he said, I hope you die in a plane crash.

Me and my husband have not had sex.

- How many times did you like have sex in your marriage?

- Once.

- Oh, Angela.

- Listen, I don't need a whole bunch of attention,

but just give me something, Chris.

And I'm sorry, but I can't do this anymore.

Louis, I have to say like, he helps my mind

realize that I'm worth more.

- You never hooked up with him?

- I swear to God, we didn't do anything.

- You cuddled.

And you slept in the bed. - We cuddled.

Yeah. Oh [bleep].

What the [bleep]?

- Is this him?

Did you and Angelina ever have sex?

- [bleep] my life.

[bleep] my life.

- It's not called sex.

It's making love.

- [screams]

- You did.

You did.

You liar.

- This is something that is hard

that many people go through, but I

also don't think it's the end.

- What is the point of [bleep] being married?

- Angelina definitely deserves better.

Just get a divorce, and be happy.

I'm so excited for you to get divorced because you

shouldn't be in this marriage.

- Cheers to you guys.

Never again will I let a man bring me down.

- Amen.

- Divorce is always difficult, so how are you doing now?

Is the divorce official?

- It's finalized.

- Nice.

Congrats. Yes.

Now we can clap.

- Hot girl summer.

- Now ladies, did you realize that things had gotten

that bad in her marriage?

- I mean, I feel like we knew it was bad,

and we were just waiting for her to like admit it.

- Right. - Right.

- I think we were also happy that she was like, I'm done,

moving on. - Yeah.

- I'm going to be happy for myself,

so we were happy for her.

- Like, going through that behind closed doors,

you know, I was trying to like keep

that kind of away from you guys a little bit

because it was really that bad.

Going to them and just like, finally

being able to just say, hey, listen,

this is what's happening.

This is not good.

It's something I needed.

- Now, Deena, Angelina told you she went away with Louis

but swore nothing happened, but then Louis

called and blew up her spot.

Did you think she was BSing you the whole time?

- So a little bit.

I'm like, just tell me the truth,

and then when he told me the truth, I was like--

so I've been sitting here for four hours,

and you've just been lying to my a*s for four hours.

- But wait.

There was one part though that you asked if we had sex,

I think, in the show, off our shore.

- I did bring up Mexico.

You didn't admit it at all.

- I didn't really go--

I went around about it, kind of, like, oh.

Like laughing.

- I love you, Ang, but you never said that you did.

And then he's the one that admitted it,

and that's why you ran in a corner and you hid.

- Well, because honestly like my sex life--

- I know.

- --is kind of my business, and at that point--

- Not on a reality reality show.

- At that point in my life, I was really

like closed off to everything.

- That's fine.

- It is what it is.

- Well, you know what? Listen, for you guys it is,

but for me I kind of was like, you know what?

Like in "All-Star Shore," when I filmed, I did

not have sex with that man.

- Well, you know what? Lewis is old news anyway.

- He is-- He really is. - The wine was flowing.

- He really is. He really is.

- He's had like seven side pieces since then.

- Shut the [bleep] up. - That's you.

Now I gotta ask you because you said you weren't having

a lot of sex in the marriage.

How is the sex life now?

- I'm having sex now.

- Period.

- OK.

- Get it, girl.

- With Vinny or--

- City boys up.

- It's not you, you [bleep].

- Any-- any sex with Vinny recently or--

- No.

I just [bleep] him a little bit. No, I'm kidding.

- Oh, no. No. Just-- Just--

- Are you dating anyone seriously, Ang?

- I'm--

- Or are you enjoying the single life?

- I'm just enjoying the single life.

- She's a lot happier now. - Yeah.

- Well, coming up next, Mike puts the shady in Slim Shady

this season.

Is the old Sitch officially dead and gone?

- Find out next.

all: Ohh! Yeah!

- Oh, [bleep].

- I don't know. I don't know.

- For me, you really hurt my feelings.

- When you hang around clowns,

don't be surprised that your life becomes a circus.

- Mike, is the old Sitch gone for good?

- Um... - Here we go.

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- We're back with everyone's favorite roommates.

Angelina's divorce brought an old face back to the shore.

Mike tried to resist stirring the pot,

but as his hair went to the light side,

he turned to the dark side.

Take a look.

- Everyone knows being sober is probably the best thing

I've ever done for myself, because all my energy that

was directed towards negativity is now directed

towards everything positive.

- Angelina.

- [laughs]

- Yo, Pauly, old Sitch wants to expose Angelina,

but the new Sitch is like, nah, I'm a good guy.

- The side piece reached out to me, sent a ton of receipts,

and a couple hours later, the husband reached out.

So I recorded that [bleep].

Do I stir the pot sometimes?

Maybe.

I got the information.

It was so messy.

- And it was too messy for you, so you want to [bleep]--

You want to jump in there and stir it.

And then you want to be like, oh, [bleep].

Light the house on fire, and then back up

and be like, why is it on fire?

I wouldn't have done that to you.

- OK.

I understand-- I kinda understand what

you're getting at right now.

There's so much dramers going on.

It's easy to forget about, like,

what's happening in her life in general,

the stress of a messy divorce.

I made a mistake, OK, and I'm owning up to it.

I answered a phone call and I take accountability for that.

- Mike is definitely involving himself

in a lot of people's business, a lot of people's drama,

and that's exactly what the old Sitch used to do.

- Who's gonna be the bad guy?

Situation.

No problem.

- Oh, my God.

- Damn, Vin, what the hell?

- Vinny, I thought you liked Mike.

- Wow. - What the hell?

He was like-- He was narrating that all solo.

- He was waiting for this day to come.

- I was like, I got this, guys. - See, you said you weren't on.

There you go. - Hi, Mike.

- Now, Mike, you went full blond

and slowly regressed into the old Sitch.

Now, was it, like, the hair dye--'cause if so,

let me know so I stay away from that brand.

- You know what?

I--I think all of us go through an internal

struggle once in a while.

And every now and then, an issue may arise that,

you know, you may think about regressing.

And I think you saw my struggle this season where, you know,

I thought one of my friends was being not as transparent

as we would have liked, maybe.

You know, I-- like I said, it's--

It's not where you start a race, but how you finish it.

And I think we got where we needed to get.

But also, let's just point out--

- Here we go.

- When you hang around clowns, don't

be surprised that your life becomes a circus.

- Ah.

- And that's what the season became.

- But the thing is--

is for me really hurt my feelings.

And like, I know that now we went through it

and, like, we got through it, but, like, in that state

of mind that I was in and in that whole scenario,

like, that was very hurtful for me.

I know you the longest out of everyone.

I don't care how much of a bond you had with them

or how much history. I'm saying--

- I think I could have handled it better.

- You're not supposed to believe other people--

- Not necessarily.

- --Cause you didn't really know the full story.

- You've-- you've admitted, in the middle of the season,

that you got the WAP.

And you've admitted that there was this gentleman in

Old Bridge, and then there was eventually also Louis,

and they got mad at each other.

And that's where people came out of the streets

to try to expose you.

When it first came to me, I was like, oh, my God, like,

I'm privy to this information and, like,

what do I want to do with it?

- Do you regret taking this whole thing so far?

- I didn't think that I took it far.

I think old Sitch would have taken it way farther.

You know what I'm saying? Way father.

- I mean--

- You would have brought the side pieces right here.

- You know, I just want you to understand

where I'm coming from. - No, I do.

- I know we've already spoken-- - I do.

- --About this--

- I do. - But we're here now.

- I do understand. I do.

- I feel like everyone's owned their [bleep] at this point.

Like, he's owning his [bleep].

You've owned your [bleep], and, you know.

- Yeah.

Going forward I just hope that that never happens again.

Say somebody comes out of the woodwork and is like,

Angelina said this and this and this.

You guys come to me--

You come to me, and you say to me, hey,

this is what I heard about you.

Is it true or not?

- OK.

- So it sounds like, Sitch and Angelina, you guys

are in somewhat of a good place.

Mike, is the old Sitch gone for good?

- I believe so. You know what I'm saying?

But--

- Well, we just brought it back, so what's up?

- But at the same time--

No-- Me and Angeliners, we're in an awesome place.

- Yeah, we are, yes. - We really are.

We really are. - I have to admit it, yes.

- I really do love her, but we're like family.

We-- We fight hard, but we love harder.

That's how it is.

- No one wins when the family feuds, you know.

Coming up, the roommates answer more fan questions.

Plus, who needs Carrie Bradshaw when you got Vinny?

Has he finally swiped right on Mrs. Right?

Find out next.

- Yay.

Vin got a segment.

- New Yorkers always complain about the dating scene.

- It definitely opened the dating pool

up from Staten Island.

That was like a little swampy puddle.

- In San Diego, I went into your room.

You were growing like a [bleep] Chia Pet.

- Oh, wow. - No, no, no, no.

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

- I think we have to get to set because the meatballs are,

like, the meatballs are fricking late.

Let's go.

[upbeat music]

- Where's the set? Where is--

- Are we-- - Where's the set?

- Wait a second. - Oh, a sign.

- No crew members past this point.

- Are we crew members?

- We're meatballs.

So meatballs are allowed.

- Meatballs are allowed.

- We're allowed to do whatever we want.

- Thank you. - Hello.

Vinny, Pauly, Jenni.

- Jenni.

Angeliners.

[upbeat music]

- Welcome back to the "Jersey Shore" reunion.

Robin has a question for Pauly.

- Ayy. - She's a ten,

but she constantly tries to touch your hair.

- Oh, she's a zero.

She's a negative--

She's a negative .

- Come on, Robin.

- Now, Vinny is still enjoying the single life.

But all it took was some time away from Mom's home cooking,

and just like that, he sold his LA house

and moved back to New York.

Take a look.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Yo I'm--I'm hype for you, man.

This is dope. Chooch.

We can't go to Vinny's new place empty-handed.

I got him a really dope gift.

[laughter]

- That's amazing.

- I think it should go over to bed.

- Yeah, if you need help cl*max,

just look right at me. - Yeah.

- You know what I'm saying?

- Like, girls in the city, another league here.

- Girls are girls, Vinny.

- Nah.

- The biology's the same.

[laughter]

- I'm about to find you a wife right now.

- Let's stop trying to find me a wife.

- yo, this reminds me of "Sex in the City,"

but this is Vinny in the city. - Yup. Yup.

- Single Vinny in the city. - I'm Samantha.

- Excuse me, are you single by any chance?

- Our boy Vinny is single.

That's our boy Vinny.

He just moved to NYC.

- Where's Angela, Vinny? - Oh, [bleep].

[laughter]

- Angela.

- She is the one that got away.

[laughter]

- So, Vin, you moved to LA for a change of scenery,

but you came right back like a boomerang.

We're you that homesick? - It was actually--

I have a niece.

You know, I didn't want to, like, not see my niece

grow up.

You know, it was like, seeing videos of her,

saying goodbye to her.

- What a chooch.

- But when you gotta go out there,

I mean, it's nothing to jump on a plane.

- Right.

- Vinny, New Yorkers always complain

about the dating scene.

What's your experience been?

- I love it, yo.

That [bleep] lit.

- You out here in these streets?

- I'm with it all, yo.

I'm in the streets.

Like, it definitely opened the dating pool

up from Staten Island.

That was, like, a little pond, like a little swampy puddle.

And now I'm swimming in the [bleep] Baltic Sea.

- There you go. - Oh, my God.

- Oh, wow - What the [bleep]?

- So, Pauly, what do you picture

as the ideal woman for Vin?

- His type is--

I'm gonna explain it--

It's-- It's a stripper librarian.

Because she has to be smart so they can hold a conversation,

but she has to be a freak in the sheets.

- And she has to--

And she has to twerk too. - Oh.

- You know what I'm saying?

- So you need the best of both worlds.

- Yeah, I need like a twerking accountant.

- Yeah. Oh, that would be nice.

- So if you're out there.

- Like Jenni.

- Bounce her a*s and do your taxes all at once.

- You still get down, girl.

- I'm not mad at that.

Now, coming up, Vinny and Angelina

are both single for the first time in a long time.

Was their trip to San Diego enough to turn

their love-hate relationship into full-on love?

Find out next.

[together] Ooh.

- Oh, my God.

- He liked her in high school.

There's obvious sexual tension there.

- Well, there is something we've

been wanting to tell you guys.

- Ooh.

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

- All right, so, we're backstage at the reunion.

It's going down.

- Girl, do you want a drink? - Rosé?

- Yeah, 'cause I was about to say, I was about to put

a complaint into "The Meatball Show" because I don't have--

- Wait, so, she's gonna have a drink.

- Girl.

- Pour that [bleep].

- We like to heavy pour over here.

I do like the heavy pour. - Yeah, we like a heavy pour.

- Thank you.

- You did.

Wait.

Are we gonna make out?

Ow.

Jenni, my lipstick.

[upbeat music]

- We're back with more of the "Jersey Shore Family Reunion."

With Vinny still single and Angelina back on the market,

it looked like the stars finally aligned

in San Diego for the relationship

Staten Island has been rooting for.

Let's take a look.

- Here we go.

- So, Angelina, how's the single life?

- Vinny, how's the single life?

- I do get lonely at times.

- It takes Vinny . milliseconds

to start flirting with me.

- Wow.

- I love Vinny and Angelina's relationship,

because they hate each other, but I feel like they love

each other at the same time.

- You guys should just do it. Yeah.

- Bang it out. - Vinny, just do it.

- I'd rather jump off this mountain.

- I initially thought that nothing would ever happen

between Angelina and Vinny.

- What is happening over there?

- I'm starting to see a little bit of sexual tension.

I'm thinking to myself, single Vingelina.

It's happening.

- Any guy I [bleep], they don't ever want to leave it.

- If your mouth game is good, I'll think about it.

- Wouldn't you want to know?

- Vinny, just try it.

- You wanna know, but you don't know.

If I ever sucked on Vinny's D, I would use my [bleep] teeth.

Like [bleep] corn on the cob, b*tch.

- Oh, my God.

- Aw, you and Angelina are holding hands.

- I'm a little upset about this.

- Make out. - God.

- OK.

[together] Ooh.

- Ooh, Vinny.

- So Vinny, what reignited this flirtation with Angelina?

Was it the new nose?

- The new nose that looks exactly the same?

Yes.

First of all, Angelina is out of her mind.

But there are some, like, normal moments to her.

Like she came to my--

- So you're saying there's a chance.

- She came to my appearance the other day, and she was,

like, normal and quiet.

And I'm like, who are you?

And I have no problem talking to her

and being her friend during those moments.

And that's kind of what you see there.

And then everyone thinks that we're in love with each other.

- Ang, what are some things that you like about Vinny?

- Oh, yeah, tell us.

- Oh, God. - This ought to be good.

You're very smart, but I'm very smart too.

So when I show you the smart part of me, you like it.

- Make out,

[together] Make out, make out, make out, make out, make out.

- Well, there is something we've

been wanting to tell you guys.

- We're dating now.

- We are.

[together] Ooh.

- Psyche.

- Like, just do it.

- Why not?

- Like, just get it over with.

- There's obvious sexual tension there.

- Yeah. - You know?

And I think once--

- Bro, stop stirring the pot, dude.

- And they're both from Staten Island.

Also, he liked her in high school.

- Ooh. - Sure did.

- Yeah.

- Why do you think he moved back East?

It wasn't because of his mother.

They're even sitting together at the reunion.

- Yeah. - This isn't assigned seats.

- Yeah.

Oh, they just-- They chose those, huh?

- Yes.

- You show me your [bleep] all the time.

You're like, let me see your [bleep].

- Oh, wow. - What?

- I mean-- I mean show me your [bleep].

- See what I mean? - No, you're right.

- Yeah, you do say that. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- But wait. Wait. You let me look at it.

- When? - Oh, wow.

- You were like, look at my [bleep].

- When? - Wait.

- In the room that time.

- What time?

- This is live. This is live.

- Are you serious?

- Wait, wait, what? - Please share.

- Yeah, tell me.

- In San Diego, I went into your room.

You were growing like a [bleep] Chia Pet.

- Oh, wow.

- No, no, no, no.

- What?

- I never said, look at my [bleep].

Or maybe I was like, look at it.

It's not [bleep].

- Oh my God. - What the [bleep]?

- Oh, wow. - I don't know.

It's not what it looks like.

It's not what it looks like, guys.

I can explain.

- All right. - My God.

- But listen, if the drunken stars aligned,

do you think we could at least have, like, some hate sex?

- Yeah. - Hell yeah.

- Like-- You know, like--

Like enemies with benefits. - Hell yeah.

- Come on, Vin.

- He acts like I'm the worst possible thing to bang.

But in real life, he would bang me.

- Yeah.

- No. - All right.

Coming up, Jenni puts aside her fear of public speaking

for a higher cause.

[together] Aww.

- We watch a moment that brought

her roommates to tears, next.

- Aww, OK.

♪ ♪

- Now, Jenni, you've had some trouble

with speeches in the past.

- Here we go.

- Never have I ever had a threesome.

[laughter]

- Jenni.

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Public speaking is not easy, but Jenni faced her fears

to raise awareness about those like her son Greyson

living with sensory needs and invisible disabilities.

- I'm gonna cry.

So, tonight is a really exciting night.

- Here, put this on.

- Culture City is a charity that I'm on the board of,

and we help children and adults with autism,

with-- with sensory needs.

Mommy gets nervous when I do speeches,

and I have to do one tonight.

One of my biggest fears is public speaking.

I have stage fright, and I just hate speeches.

[cheers and applause]

At Culture City, we create sensory accessibility

and inclusion for those with invisible disabilities.

By telling Greyson's story, Greyson

has become a hero to so many.

His journey helps other families

know there are people like myself fighting

to make the limits limitless.

- Yay, Grey.

- Yeah, Grey. - Yeah, Grey.

- [indistinct].

- And I don't really know how--

It's just like I'm really glad I have a brother like this.

And he's always so supportive.

- This moment could not be more perfect.

Greyson has overcome so many obstacles in life

that I just could not be more of a proud mom.

To my hero, Greyson, Mommy is so proud of you.

[applause]

- God bless.

You did so good, Jenni.

- Aw, thanks. I'm crying.

- Your kids are so beautiful.

And Meilani did such a good job as well with the speech.

- She crushed it, yeah. - Such a great job.

- Aw, Jenni. - Never again, though.

- One and done. - One and done.

- So proud.

- So, so great.

- Now, Jenni, you've had some trouble

with speeches in the past.

How did you overcome your fear of public speaking

to get through this one?

- I didn't, but I had my kids by my side.

And you have to put your fears aside for your children.

And I was not going to let them see

my fear, especially Greyson because he's

scared of those situations. - Right.

- And how am I supposed to be scared when my son

is the one with the diagnosis?

So I had to be brave for him.

- That's amazing.

- I just find it so crazy because my bestie,

she's always like, I hate speaking in public.

Like I hate, like, the center of attention.

Then she gets on stage, always kills it.

Oh.

So proud of her.

- And just, when Greyson ran up and, like, hugged her.

- Oh, my God we were all waterworks.

- I was like-- - Yeah.

- I was like, that's it for me.

Like I can't.

- He heard me on the screen and he thought I was calling him.

- So amazing.

- We're super proud of-- Mama WOWW.

- Thanks, guys.

- So much love in the room that night.

But it's time to put the kids to bed,

because Nicole taught us how to suppress

the gag reflex this season.

- [laughs] - All right.

Coming up--

- No.

- What other sex tricks do the roommates

have up their sleeves?

- Oh, boy.

- Sex is next.

- Yay.

- Oh, boy.

- No gag reflex? I have no gag reflex.

- Double Shot taught me that.

- Wow. - Wait.

- The Double Shot girls taught us that.

- Wait. - By the way.

- Oh, yeah? Deena, really?

I didn't know Deena was Little Miss No Gag Reflex.

- Oh, my God.

- Wow.

- I'm a mother of three.

Delete that.

- Angelina, we learned your vag*na has a nickname.

Why Brenda?

- I like Brenda.

- It looks like Vecna.

[laughter] - Oh, damn.

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

- We're back with the "Jersey Shore" reunion.

The crew that puts smushing on the map

definitely knows a thing or two about sex.

And this season, it was all they could talk about.

Let's take a look.

- I'm not gonna sit there like a lump on a log anymore.

Like, no.

[echoing] No. No. No. No. No.

- Mmm. - Unless we're, like--like, .

- Mmm.

- Try to, like, jump on him.

Get my t*tties out. - Mmm.

Get my t*tties out. - Yeah, I'm gonna go to Mexico.

- Wait. - Suck some--

- D--Do guys know-- - This is how you suck a--

- Suck-- Suck-- Suck some-- - Wait.

- No I suck it better. - Mm.

- What is the point?

W--W-- What is the point?

It's like--Like, no.

Like--Like, no.

- Just--Just try to, like, jump on him.

- Get my t*tties out. - Stop saying t*tties.

Like--Like-- Like, he's so ugly.

- Got them floss.

Putting them teeth on.

Got them floss. Putting them teeth on.

- You should see their--

- Bro, you do the weirdest [bleep] with women.

- Then you go-- - Wait.

- Mmm.

- Hell yeah.

D--D--Do you thank her D--D--Do you thank

her by giving her a kiss?

- Hell yeah.

- I--I--I mean.

- Vinny has a weird issue. - Butt plug.

- Mmm. - Hell yeah.

- Butt--Butt plug. - Hell yeah.

- Do you guys know-- - Wait.

- Do guys know-- - Wait.

- If--If you do this--

If you do this--

- I don't have a gag reflex.

- O-- OK, p--p--

Princess.

- J--J-- Just choke yourself.

- No, no.

No, in your mouth.

Don't--D--D--Don't-- Don't do that right here.

- I--I-- I want to make out with a dolphin.

D--D-- Dolphin. There's a science.

- Wait. - There's a science.

- Wait. - You're all the worst.

- I mean, you just don't want to see

this man's browser history.

- Oh, my God.

- Wow.

- Oh, my God.

- What the [bleep]?

- Pauly, that's a dope track to spin.

Wow.

That's fire.

- I'm a mother of three.

Delete that.

Delete that. - Please.

- So, listen.

Now, ladies, did anyone try the gag

reflex that Nicole showed you?

- I tried. It doesn't work.

- I didn't make it up.

- I don't need it.

- I didn't know Deena was Little Miss No Gag Reflex.

- Oh, my God.

- So, Nicole, where did you learn that from?

- Honestly--

- Yeah.

- When me and Jenni went to Double Shot,

we were meeting all the girls.

- Which ones?

I wish I knew this information. - All of them.

All of them.

- So now, Vin, you're grossed out by flossing.

- I hate it.

- But [bleep] a*s is OK.

- %.

- OK, so what if your girl is a ten,

but she flosses in front of you?

- Ooh.

- Will you still [bleep] the a*s?

- No, but what is she now? - You know, I just think

I just don't wanna see, like, anybody's, like,

old food flying around the room.

I don't know.

Humans are weird like that.

Like we won't share a toothbrush,

but we'll [bleep] a*s.

- Stop saying we. [laughs]

- I think that's a necessary requirement for Vinny.

- Listen, if I like somebody, I will [bleep] that [bleep]

for breakfast, literally.

Only for breakfast.

Not after they've been walking around all day.

I'm not disgusting.

- I hate him.

- He's like the worst.

- He's on a roll today.

All right.

Angelina, this season we learned

your vag*na has a nickname.

Why Brenda?

- I don't know.

I always wanted to name something

that name, so I was like, [bleep] it,

name my vag*na Brenda.

- She didn't have enough cats. - There it is.

- Let's go. - OK, Brenda.

- Hot girl summer

- So you give it, like, the least

sexiest name you can think of. - What would you name it, Vin?

- Brenda? - Karen.

- I like Brenda. So 's.

- Brenda's hot.

I think it fits her vag*na, though.

- It fits my vag*na.

- What's the villain's name in "Stranger Things"?

- Vecna. - Vecna

- Damn.

- It looks like Vecna.

[laughter] - That's a Vecna.

- All right.

This crew knows how to keep it sex positive.

Let's see how much more they're willing to share it

with a round of never have I ever.

Let's get the drinks. - Hey.

- Mike, we got some water for you.

- Finally.

- I'm gonna read some never have I evers.

If you've done it, you have to take a sip.

- You're all getting divorced.

- All right.

Never have I ever tied someone up.

- No.

- Shockingly, I haven't.

- Has anyone here been tied up?

A lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets.

- Not one of you have been tied up?

- I'm claustrophobic. - Handcuffs count?

- Yeah, I think so. Yeah.

- Oh, OK, I've done that.

- I maybe tied up the missus. Does that count?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

That was the first one.

- All right.

Never have I ever had my kids walk in mid smush.

- Ugh.

- Jesus.

- It sounds, like, often. - All right.

Wait. Nicole, what was that like?

- Mommy and Daddy are wrestling.

- Literally, like, Dad, what are you doing on top of Mom?

- Oh, [bleep].

- No, it happens.

It's never happen to you? - Thank, God.

- All right.

Never have I ever had a threesome.

- Never in my life.

- Oh, wait, V--

Vinny, how long of a sip are you taking?

How many threesomes have you had?

- I'ma have to chug this [bleep].

- Oh, yeah. - Not-- not while married,

but-- - No, of course not.

- Yeah, in my previous life.

- Hell yeah, I'd drink this whole cup.

- Never have I ever used a sex toy.

- Angelina.

- Ang, did you ever use the butt plug?

- No, I never used it.

- There are so many uncomfortable people

behind the cameras.

- We are all just too comfortable with each other

that we're like, wait, you put it in your butt?

- Thanks for coming, everyone.

- Well, listen, after that game,

I feel like I know way too much about everyone's sex life.

- Drink to that.

- So, yeah, let's drink to that.

Cheers. Salud.

- Salud.

- Now, we made it through the sex talk,

but we couldn't blow our whole load in the first hour.

Did Nicole really not know owls were real?

I mean, who's gonna tell her?

[together] Hoo!

- Has all the beef from San Diego really been squashed?

Plus, we've got a surprise guest

for the cast dropping by.

- Oh, no.

- All of that and more on part two

of the "Jersey Shore Family Vacation Reunion."

I'm Justina Valentine.

Peace.

[cheers and applause]

- Everyone's allowed to get intoxicated,

Nicole, Deena, but no one gives a [bleep].

- Do not pull me into this, b*tch.

- Vinny's just a lot about Vinny.

- Wait, what? - [laughs]

- Angelina, is there a new man in your life?

- There's a few that I'm dating,

so he's one of them.

- Ohh. - You know what,

you just can't play anymore.

- What the [bleep]?

- Are you leaving? - Whoa.

- Wait, where is he going?