05x23 - Lola the Bunny

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ MTV ♪

- With friends like you...

both: Who needs enemies?

[laughter]

[cheers]

all: Dirty stay-out!

- You're gonna-- [loud thud]

- [gasps] - Nicole!

- Oh, my God! - Nicole!

You were gonna have a podcast

with Chris and Old Bridge?

Jenni, please.

- So I forgot about it

until Deena brought it up.

[dramatic music]

- For you to single out, you know,

old Sitch, new Sitch... - Yeah.

- OK. Let me just point over there.

- Like honestly, I can't do it again.

[upbeat music]

- Yeah, buddy!

- Party's here!

- The Situation is under construction.

- We're so classy now.

- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.

- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!

- Um, hello?

♪ ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ Give me the sun up on my body ♪

♪ Get a bit closer, yeah, you want to ♪

♪ Tell all your friends about my party ♪

- Oh, Uncle Nino just texted me.

He just said, "Happy Easter, my honey.

Enjoy your day."

I'm really hoping for a great day.

I need something to, like,

decompress yesterday's [bleep] show.

- Like, I'm too old to [bleep] fight like I did yesterday.

So hopefully, it's done 'cause I can't.

- All right. - And that's it.

- Today will be fun.

- I'm, like, so over it.

I hate this [bleep].

I hate conflict.

That frickin' negativeness just, like,

took every possible energy out of me,

and I didn't like it at all.

Ugh. God.

- I think that some of the stuff that's happening is--

really cuts deep for a lot of us.

There's still a little disappointment

that I'm holding onto about Deena bringing up

that podcast that didn't really need to be brought up.

I haven't been seeing people screaming and yelling

like yesterday, and people are,

"You did this, and you did that."

It was--it wasn't fun.

The whole podcast thing, I regret bringing it up.

I'm gonna go shower.

- I'll be here. - OK.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Hey, girl. Happy Easter.

- Happy Easter.

- I brought mimosas.

- [gasps] Oh, thank you.

- We need it after our night last night.

- You ready to go get our moms and go to Easter brunch?

- Let's do it.

- This man's gonna see his first Easter basket.

- I know.

- What happened?

- Oh, okay.

It is Easter,

and hopefully, we could all just

move on from this mess.

- [gasps] Oh, my God.

- Oh, my goodness.

- Look at all this.

- Romeo, the Easter Bunny came to see you.

- Happy Easter. - Happy Easter.

all: Happy Easter.

- Oh my, God. - Look who it is.

It's your cousin.

- He just woke up. [laughs]

- You can sense a little bit of tension.

And I can easily be the bigger person,

but can Deener?

- Thank you, Easter Bunny.

- Yeah, thank you, Easter Bunny.

- Cheers to Easter. - Cheers.

- You look very pretty, by the way.

- You do too. - You should dress

like this more often.

- Like what? What do you consider this?

- Classy. - Classy.

- You dress like a h* a lot.

- Look at Daddy with the bubbles.

- Look at that. - Ohh.

- Look at that.

- Oh, my God.

This, like, melts my heart.

Look at the little bunnies.

They're so cute.

Are you gonna take your first step?

Oh, my God!

- Oh, my God!

[cheers]

[laughter]

- Yay! Good job! - Yay!

- Oh, my goodness, Romeo's first Easter,

and he took his first steps.

[Romeo babbles] - He's hyped.

- Come on, Romeo.

Walk to Cameron.

Oh my God! - Oh, my God.

[cheers]

Just seeing the kids all together is just amazing.

And this is what it's all about.

[cheers]

- So I have a surprise for us.

She is iconic.

- What the hell is that?

- Like, iconic in "Jersey Shore" history.

- What the hell is that?

- [bleep] Lola.

- What the [bleep]?

- [screams] [laughter]

- Like, I would wear her to Karma.

[club music]

Sometimes I would just wear her head,

and just go out as Lola.

- Oh, she looks pretty hot.

Might want to reconsider having sex with you now.

- I have to, like, put makeup on her.

I'm gonna make you extra trashy.

- Here, you want to go see outside?

He wants to go outside too?

- Oh my God, it's so nice out here.

This weather is perfection.

- Happy Easter. - Happy Easter.

Happy Easter.

I don't know what I just walked into.

- What's up, CJ?

- There's a lot of babies,

a lot of chocolates and candy and--

- Get in here, honey.

- Do you ever have the feeling

that you just don't really belong?

- This is iconic.

- Don't fall.

- OK.

Oh, it's on backwards!

- All right. Let's try this again.

All right, back in the feets.

- Stop. It's so cute, the little paw.

- That's my favorite part.

You look hot.

- There she is, b*tch.

Oh, my God, lift it up.

[laughter]

Oh, my God.

- ♪ All my girls bad, doing bad things ♪

- [farts] [laughter]

- Did you just fart?

- Yeah, I farted.

Twerk.

- Whoo!

- Ow, I got a charley horse.

Ah! [bleep]!

Oh, my God, I got a charley horse.

I'm not kidding. Ow!

- Where? - [bleep]!

Deena, wait. - What?

- I have to [bleep].

[laughter]

So stupid.

- Hi. - Hi.

- Surprise!

- Romeo, look. - Whoo.

- Oh, my God.

[cheers]

- The Easter Bunny.

- It's Lola the Easter Bunny.

Holy [bleep].

It's a blast from the past.

Lola's here.

Girl, you're gonna touch the [bleep]

kids with that costume?

Like, do you know what we've been through with that thing?

[club music]

- That Easter Bunny smells like alcohol.

[laughter]

- The Easter Bunny isn't really

supposed to smell like wine,

but kids won't know.

Ohh, what a nice Easter Bunny.

- [panting]

I can't breathe.

Oh, my God. I don't know

how I wore this [bleep] to Karma.

- Come here.

- The Easter Bunny is doing a confessional.

- You know, I'm a mom. I don't want to scare the kids.

And I can't break character.

- CJ, let's go in the confessional

with the Easter Bunny.

- I don't want them to know it's me

under there, so if I take the head off,

they're gonna freak out.

- The Easter Bunny's in here. Come on.

- Oh, [bleep].

- He wants to do a confessional with the Easter Bunny.

Say, thank you, Easter Bunny.

You OK?

- Oh, my God. [laughs]

- OK. Come here.

- [sighs]

- Come here.

- I'm gonna [bleep] die.

- What does Jesus dying have to do with eggs and the bunny?

- I don't know, Vinny.

I'm not getting deep with you with this.

[laughter]

- All right, now it's time to walk in as Nicole.

Get off. I hate you.

Happy Easter, everyone.

- Happy Easter. - Oh, hi, Nicole!

- Where'd you just come from?

- I was nervous they were gonna get scared.

- So what are we doing today, guys?

- Do a winery and then maybe a boardwalk.

- There's a boardwalk?

- Mm-hmm. - Oh, cool.

- Like, you know what?

All of yesterday's tension isn't completely squashed.

And I just feel like this trip is still on the rocks.

- Ugh. I feel like [bleep] today.

- I'm so tired, dude.

- But I'm hoping a winery is a perfect way

to fix any tension we have going on within this group.

Mike, Lauren, how do you feel about a winery today?

- Sure. - Like, more positive energy?

- Yeah.

- All positive vibes from here on out.

- I feel that we definitely have a situation.

See you later, buddy.

- Bye, sweetheart.

- Is it something that we can't get out of?

No.

But this needs to be hashed out.

- I'm gonna leave you to it. - Yeah.

- OK. You got it.

- Yeah. - I love you.

- I'll handle it, honey. - OK.

[sighs]

- We just came from vacation to go on a vacation.

I want to see the roomies. I miss them all.

- Set the tone for this trip. - I do not want drama.

- I hated yesterday.

So like, it was tough.

And I didn't really know how to react.

- You can [bleep] it right now. - No.

- [screams] - What just happened?

- It's like a [bleep] tasting now.

[laughter]

- Oh, my God.

- Oh, my God, just stop.

[screams]

- ♪ We went to a winery ♪

[laughter]

- There's a lot happening right now.

[laughs]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ I'm trying to get knocked over, doubled up ♪

♪ We hold up in the club and you know that it bubbles up ♪

- All right, let's go.

- Have a classy winery day.

- Go in the back. - God.

- You can squeeze in.

- Today we need to do something fun,

I found this amazing winery in San Diego.

- To the winery.

- That could be something that will hopefully

bring us all back together.

Let's drink some fricking wine and have a good time.

- Oh, I just got excited.

Well, I hope we have cheese today.

[laughter]

[laid-back pop music]

♪ ♪

[singer vocalizing]

- This actually kind of does remind me of Italy

when we're going to the winery and going up the mountains.

Remember? - Mm. Yeah.

- Us girls did a whole wine tour...

- You did? - And, like, all got wasted.

- I think your friend is sleeping.

[laughs] Probably...

- That's all right. - Too many bottles.

- That's, like, our bucket-list trip.

- Yeah. - Yeah, I think it was

Tuscany. - We didn't appreciate it.

- And we're like-- - We're assholes.

[indistinct chatter]

- [screams] - Oh!

[laughter]

- So I'm glad we're doing this,

'cause I feel like we didn't appreciate it

back in the day. - Yeah.

[laid-back pop music]

[singer vocalizing]

- ♪ I came to wine up, I came to wine up ♪

♪ I came to wine up ♪

♪ I'm in the room and I wine up ♪

♪ Wine up, wine up ♪

[Italian folk music]

- Oh, look at all these old people

we're about to disrespect. - Oh.

- Yeah. [laughter]

- These people are here

on their trip they take once in their life.

- We're all gonna get drunk and start fighting.

It's gonna be so fun.

This winery is gorgeous.

I cannot wait to taste some wine

and have, like, cheese and crackers.

This is gonna be my best day.

- This is beautiful.

- This is so pretty.

- Nice to meet you. Frank Coridero.

Nice--it's a pleasure to have you guys here.

Welcome to Coridero Winery.

We're gonna try a bunch of wines today.

If you want to come on up, I'll do the pouring here.

So just put your glass under the spout there.

This is a type of grape called Grenache.

It's one of the grapes that we grow here

on the property and this-- - Keep it going.

- Keep it going? You got it, hon.

[laughter] - OK, we're good.

Listen, I'm here for the wine,

not the learning.

Just bring it on.

- You look at the color, you know,

if it's got a nice, clear color.

You want it to be clear, not murky.

We harvest in the fall,

and it takes us about a month to ferment the wine.

When we add the winemaking yeast to the grape juice,

the yeast eats the sugar...

- Yeast. - And it turns into alcohol.

- You have yeast.

- How long does it to take from, like, grape to glass?

- OK, fancy.

- Calm down.

- He's been holding that one in since the car ride.

- Yeah, he was waiting.

- He thought about that last night.

- Should we chug it? - Yes.

Yes, absolutely.

- I feel like I'm learning

a few things new about wine.

But I mean, overall, I'm just

really trying to drink the wine.

- This one's my favorite.

It's called Cabernet Franc.

- Ooh, I love a cab.

And I'm, like, getting buzzed already.

I'm like, damn.

- That's way stronger.

- [burps]

[indistinct chatter, laughter]

- Wait, can I take--

- It was like-- [fake burps]

right in my ear.

- So classy.

- Vinny. - I want to--

- To the girls? - Yeah.

- Drink wine, [bleep]. - Yeah.

Girls are-- - No this is--

- Don't talk to me. - Oh, Vinny.

- Oh. - Oh, oh.

- What's happening? - Oh.

I'm [bleep] losing it.

"Oh, oh." - Nah. Nah.

- "Oh, Vinnie, you're--oh."

- You should know.

- Nah, my voice dropped

a couple octaves since then.

- What? [laughter]

- I definitely feel like

Vinny and Ang are gonna bang.

It's like a [bleep] weird, disgusting flirting going on.

It's just nasty, and I don't care for it.

- You guys should just do it, yeah.

- You just gotta bang it out. - Vinny, just do it.

- I'd rather jump off this mountain.

- Is anybody, like, really hungry?

- These guys love to drink,

and I love to eat, so--

- Yeah. - OK,

you're going to, uh, move to the appetizers--

[buzzer blares]

[jazzy music]

- Ooh!

- Oh, my God.

That looks delicious.

- I'll definitely try that.

- Wow.

- Oh, my goodness.

[indistinct chatter]

- Delicious.

- Wow, this is good.

Bolognese is good.

- This salad's so good.

- I don't need a glass of wine.

[indistinct] eats.

And to be honest with you, by the looks of some of this food,

oh, God, we are living our best life right now.

- I want to live here. - Yeah, same.

- What's it like living here? - I'm moving here.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Everything from yesterday is just still bothering me.

When we did our wine tasting,

I was just holding everything in.

Now that we're sitting down without anything

to distract ourselves, there's, like, awkwardness,

and it makes me so sad.

- This was a nice... - We needed this.

- Nice vibe. - We did.

Tensions were high yesterday,

too high. - I hated yesterday.

- I cried. I had a mental breakdown.

- Yesterday was terrible. - And I cried.

- Ugh.

- I don't want to fight with you guys.

♪ ♪

[bird screeches]

- Tensions were high yesterday.

- Ugh.

- I don't like fighting with you guys.

- I know. - No, I know, I know.

- Same, same. - No, none of us want to fight.

- I hated yesterday.

- We haven't really... - No, I really hate it.

- Fought in years. - I hate it.

I feel like we're family, so, like, it was tough.

And I didn't really know how to react.

- Aww, Deeners.

When Deena started crying

and saying that yesterday was very stressful,

that really touched me.

And, like, I sort of feel bad

for my part in this situation.

I'm sure she didn't really mean to bring up the podcast.

I think it was really just a miscommunication.

- Let's not have that happen again.

- I'll be back. Let me go get the bottle.

Deena - Yeah?

- Come with me.

- OK.

- Ooh. - Why'd she ask Deena

and not me? That's weird.

- I feel terrible that Deena's upset

from last night and she's felt terrible all day.

I actually think she's mad at me about the podcast

because I brought it up.

So are you good today?

So I just want to talk this out

because I don't want Deena upset with me.

I will say this.

Yesterday was so bad and such a lot,

but I feel great today.

- Yeah, I didn't feel great today.

I felt terrible. - Aw, that makes me so sad.

I'm so sorry. - I felt terrible today.

I hate fighting with you guys.

- Yeah, but I still hate it. - And, like, I don't want

anybody mad at me, and I hate when people are mad at me.

And, like, then I felt like-- - I don't think anyone was

mad at you. - Mike was mad at me

over the podcast thing. - Aww.

- I felt like I got put in a bad position in a way

'cause I should have never even [bleep]

reminded you about that.

- Listen, we're humans.

We make mistakes.

We have [bleep] judgment.

- Yesterday was just a lot for me.

Like, I take bad energy and I,

like, store it inside myself.

And I just broke down.

When we have conflict, it really takes a toll on me.

And then, like, that one thing that was said at dinner

about, like, enemies and friends.

- With friends like you...

both: Who needs enemies?

[laughter]

- Why are we still, like, digging at each other?

And is this gonna be what it's gonna be like the entire trip?

Because I'm like, I don't even know if we can move past

what that-- what just happened there.

- Yeah.

- So we just put everything on the table?

Can I put something on the table with you?

Me and Zack, we have a history.

- When's the last time you did it?

- What happens in my sex life is off-limits.

- I'm just trying to figure it out.

[laughter] - Oh, my God!

- I want to know why Zack still wants to talk to Chris.

Why does he still text Chris?

It's just--it's [bleep].

Do you still talk to Chris?

- Chris called me.

And he talked to me for a while,

just about what he was feeling.

And I was just trying to help Chris through his emotions.

Where's that picture from? - Cancun.

- I feel bad for Chris. - He might be there.

And he might be the one that's taking the [bleep] picture,

for all I know.

- Well, I just asked Chris if he's in Mexico.

And if he's out there?

- Well, then that's what Mike calls a situation.

- I really do wish him the best, but, like,

I just want everybody to stop talking to him.

I was so nervous about this Easter brunch,

and I wasn't sure how it was gonna be,

but then I feel like it was good.

So I was like, I'm clearly in my own head.

- I don't like seeing my meatball sad, but I get it.

It's very hard to, like, fight with family

and go into this demonic possessed [bleep]

state of catatonic screaming.

And you're now sipping wine together

and cheersing like none of that happened

or occurred the day before.

So you know, it's a little weird.

Well I love you. - I love you.

- And I could never be mad at you.

And I never want to see you sad.

- Thank you.

I am just so excited now.

I just feel like a weight has been lifted,

and I'm just ready to finish this trip on a good note.

Yeah, now I feel like we're all in a good spot.

- The thing is with Chris, I like Chris,

and I'll lend that ear to him for that.

And that's really all it was.

- I know you think he's a good guy.

Like, Jenni told me yesterday-- I was like,

why is Zack still talking to him?

Like, why is he still talking to him?

And then she told me you guys were talking about,

like, wrestling together.

OK, great, like...

- This is how I imagine a conversation

between Chris and Zack would be like.

Yo, what's up, bro?

You want to go to a wrestling match?

Yes, I am, uh--

I am performing this-- this Monday.

A'ight, bro, sick. I want to come to that.

I've always wanted to be a wrestler.

OK, well, I could teach you

how to su--suplex a man.

A'ight, bruh.

- I mean it's not really anything much.

I'm not, um-- you know, I'm not saying

anything was wrong, anything was right.

I'm just trying to help Chris. - Oh, [bleep].

I'm not getting involved

'cause, like, I don't want to be that person

that steps into my man's [bleep].

- How do you guys expect me to move forward

if you're talking to him still,

or if Mike picked up again or something?

- Chris, yeah. - You're an as*h*le.

- Ah, hold on a second. - You know what I'm saying?

Like, it's just-- - Let me talk to him.

- d*ck.

- Yo. - [bleep] as*h*le.

- It's your bros. - Yeah, uh-huh.

- If Chris called me, I don't know

if I'm not gonna pick up my phone.

But I would definitely let Angeliners know right away,

like, hey, you know, like, your ex-husband hit me up.

You know? - I like Chris.

He's asked for my advice a couple of times,

and it's not really anything more than that at all.

- Ooh. - Why do they have

their own handshake then? - Yeah, yeah.

- Wait, you have a handshake with Chris

and not me? - Ooh!

all: Oh!

- Chris, it's OK.

- Don't worry, Chris. I'll get one with you.

- OK. - His answer is no.

Can we move on? - Let's just move forward.

- Yep. - You're with Vinny now.

[all yelling, cheering]

- Whoo! - Whoo! On the cheek.

On the cheek at least.

- What are we at, a wedding? - Give me your middle finger.

- Now I'll never go to a wedding again.

- Yeah, they're [bleep] buddies!

[cheers]

- ♪ We burning up in the penthouse ♪

♪ And the temp ain't going down ♪

♪ But the elevator going up ♪

- After you, my love.

- Thank you.

- Nikki's birthday was a success.

Home for not but five minutes.

All that planning, everything that she wished for,

above and beyond, we made it happen.

[sighs] - I loved that little getaway.

- Did you like your birthday?

- I loved my birthday.

- Did you have a good time?

- Mm-hmm. - That was a fun birthday.

That was the dopest place ever. - Ever.

How'd you like the set up? - It was--

no, I wasn't expecting any of that.

- I know. I'm dope, man. You can say it.

You can say I'm dope. - You're dope.

- [laughs]

Everything was all set up,

and it came down to that one moment

when I opened that door,

and she walks in the suite...

- [squeals, laughs]

Oh, my God.

- And sees everything set up perfectly.

[singer vocalizing]

- Look at this room.

- Whoa. [laughs]

All of this for me?

- I'm just so happy she had the best

th birthday she's ever had.

[singer vocalizing]

♪ ♪

- To see the smile on her face made it all worth it.

We've got to unpack to repack. - I know.

- And then we going on vacation.

We just came from vacation to go on a vacation.

- Yeah. - That's how you do it, man.

I'm ready to tackle this vacation.

I'm so excited.

I can't wait to see the roomies.

I want to have an epic vacation.

- I know. - I want to see the roomies.

I miss them all. - Set the tone for this trip.

- I do not want drama.

You should get some rest though.

- Yeah. - We got a early flight

in the morning. - You're telling me.

- Off to San Diego.

[upbeat music]

- ♪ Yeah, I got the drip, drip, drip ♪

♪ You know I dip low, when my whip's low ♪

♪ Getting dough is on my wish list ♪

♪ I'm making major moves with the crew ♪

♪ That I come through with ♪

♪ Making major moves with the crew ♪

♪ That I come through with ♪

- Do you talk, like, sexy?

- Yeah, we heard you before. You're like, "Ar, ar."

[laughter]

- [slow motion] Oh, Vinny. Oh, oh.

- You're just like, "Aah."

- Idiot. - [laughs]

- Why do you think [bleep] people are contacting me?

'Cause my p is so good.

- There was about three guys at once--

three guys at once.

- Maybe I do have to try it.

- What is that? What is that?

- Oh, my God.

- She had three guys fighting over the [bleep],

she said, at once.

- When she was in Spain... - Yes!

- All the guys in the house wanted Angelina

over all the other girls. - Correct.

- Wow. - They were all fighting

over Angelina over there.

- Wow. - Wow.

- It must be some good [bleep].

- What is happening over there?

- We're missing this whole conversation.

- I initially thought that nothing would

ever happen between Angeliner and Vinny.

But I'm starting to see, um,

a little bit of sexual tension.

I'm thinking to myself,

single Vingelina. It's happening.

- [laughing]

So you're saying there's a chance?

- I think you actually are correct, Ang,

because there was so much drama in the streets

all over the WAP. - Yeah.

- We would have saved a lot of drama

and messiness a couple months ago

if you just sat us down and were like, listen,

I got the WAP, all right.

- Can't help it. Can't help myself.

- I got foreign and domestic [bleep] after the WAP.

We would have been like, all right.

- It's like a geyser down there, girl.

- That's a weird word.

Thank you. - Tsunami.

- If they become my boyfriend,

they don't ever want to leave it.

- If your mouth game is good, I'll think about it.

- Wouldn't you want to know? - Vinny, just try it out.

- You want to know, but you don't know.

If I ever [bleep] on Vinny's [bleep],

I will use my [bleep] teeth

like [bleep] corn on the cob, b*tch.

[laughs]

- All right, all right, how about this?

- What are you doing? - It depends on how good

the [bleep] is to see if you get reciprocated.

- What, are you micromanaging how I [bleep]?

[laughter]

- What the [bleep]?

- I know everyone thinks that me and Angelina have

all this sexual tension.

It's just another word, like, to say hate.

Like, I just hate her.

- When you have a girl and say,

I don't [bleep] good,

or my vag*na wasn't [bleep] fire,

no one's fighting like that over a girl

that doesn't have that. - I can't picture it, honestly.

Is it really [bleep]?

- Oh, my God! - Oh, my God!

- This is a nice place, Vinny.

Let's not--let's not go there.

- How did we get here? - Wine.

- We are at a wine tasting. - I don't know.

- You know what? - They're talking about

Pinotage over there, South African Pinotage.

- Come [bleep] it right now. - No.

[screams] - Why don't you smell it?

- It's like a [bleep] tasting now.

- Vinny, the fact of the matter is,

is that you're obsessed with the WAP.

My [bleep] vag*na is amazing.

It's beautiful from the outside to the inside,

to the inside to the outside.

- Moral of this lunch is Angelina got the WAP.

- She got the Staten Island WAP, kid.

- Yup. - W-A-P, baby.

- Everyone's looking at us.

- All right, let's go see the production of the wine.

- Yes, I want to see it. - Let's do it.

- Production of the wine.

all: Cheers!

- ♪ One, two, three, four, oh ♪

♪ I'm having myself a big mo ♪

♪ So what you haters really want though? ♪

- Yo, this is dope. This is dope.

Yesterday, everyone's emotions were piqued for sure.

Let me get the ladies.

Let me get the ladies.

Smile.

But we've been friends for years,

and there's a ton of emotions that come with that.

Could you take a photo for me?

But we eventually got past it.

♪ ♪

-Un, due, tre, amore.

all:Amore!

[upbeat music]

-Un, due, tre, amore.

all:Amore!

- This way.

- I--oh. Oh, [bleep].

- Shh. - Where are we going?

- Shh. - Where are we going?

- You know, when we open the nozzle,

we just catch it in our mouth.

So like, we're bypassing the cup.

I mean, honestly I'm here to see how the wine is made

'cause I have a wine brand. Like, yes, queen.

But also I'm here to, like, chug the wine as well.

- A lot of our white wines, we don't put in barrels

because we don't like oaky white wines.

- Right. - Oh God, the owner's watching.

He's right there.

- I mean, the wine's got to be dranken.

I don't want to be some uptight [bleep],

like, sitting there, like,

with my wine like-- [vocalizes]

No. I want to drink it.

I want it in my [bleep] mouth, and I want to get drunk.

Do it. Do it. Do it.

- No, he's right-- he's looking at me.

- He's not coming. - He's right there.

Oh, he's walking away. He's walking away.

- All right. OK. - You go first.

[indistinct chatter]

- Smells like my grandfather's basement.

[indistinct chatter]

- Do--no, don't put your [bleep] mouth on it.

- Why? - It's disgusting.

- My mouth is amazing.

Nicole and I just have

a mutual understanding about,

like, drinking and just having a good time...

- Go like this.

- And letting loose.

I don't want to h* it up down there.

- Just do it. - Why not h* it up up here?

- Pretend it's Vinny.

[buzzer blares] No. No.

That's too close.

- It's not touching it.

- These are stainless steel vats,

and they're temperature controlled,

whereas the barrels are typically

more for the red wines. - OK, yeah.

- Ew. - What?

- Your fish lips.

[laughter]

It looks like a p*nis. - Come on, dude.

- When you open up a fresh bottle of wine,

a few days later when you go back to that wine,

it's oxidized and it tastes--

- But what happens to that wine?

- Ready? Open your mouth.

[laughing] Ew, it sounds so gross.

- Like someone's pissing in my mouth.

[laughter]

- Say I open a bottle of wine.

Three days later, I-- - [indistinct].

- How do they--how [indistinct] she doesn't finish the bottle?

- Please get it in my mouth.

- I'm gonna get it in your mouth, girl.

Boop. [laughs]

- Then the wine breathes.

- When you say-- [clicks tongue]

- Yes. - That's the best sound ever.

- It's going. Go.

- [screams] - Put your mouth under it.

- Stop. - Put your mouth under it.

We're gonna [bleep] it up.

No, go closer. You're not going [bleep] close.

Dude.

Nicole, she--

You said "I couldn't breathe--" - It's in my hair.

- No, it's not.

Girl, like, come on.

Switch sides.

- Everyone's looking.

Watch my wine. - I'm covering up for you.

- Wait, where did Angelina and Nicole go?

- Go.

- [grunts]

[laughter]

[snorts] - You can--

see how--come on, you got it in you.

Come closer.

- I don't know. It just didn't work.

- You just [bleep] do it. We get it.

You have a big mouth, you [bleep] sl*t.

I'm too classy now.

- I love this so much. I love that it's

so family-oriented. - Yeah, yeah.

- I don't know why I couldn't do that.

- That's what I feel like makes this place just so special.

- Extra special, yeah.

- Thank you.

- ♪ I want it all ♪

♪ I want the best or nothing at all ♪

- I just have to say, look at how beautiful over here is.

It's gorgeous. - [snorts]

I mean, not this-- - Pile of boxes?

- No. No, behind here.

- Girl, you're cut off.

- No way.

- [bleep] yeah. Let's go on rides!

- Stop! I love you. Stop.

- Mommy. - Bye, winery.

I am just so excited now to hit the boardwalk

and bring back, like, seaside vibes.

- I love you.

I'm coming. - I'm literally throwing up.

I'm burping, throwing up, throwing up.

- Jenni, you're going on a roller coaster.

- Oh, my God.

- Ow, my hair.

- I really want to jump out and run across the field.

- I bet you won't.

- I'll do it. - Bet you won't.

- I really [bleep] will.

- So I think Dren is approaching.

- Jenni, I [bleep] will, you b*tch.

Listen, if I have a little wine in me,

and you give me a dare, I will do it.

I'm going on a field! - I don't know.

- I will. Stop the car. - I bet you won't.

- Stop the car. I'll do it.

- I bet you won't. - Stop the car.

I will run across the field. - I'll pay you $.

- No, [indistinct], don't, don't.

- We are close to seeing Dren.

[cheers]

- The meatballs aren't afraid to do dares.

We'll do them.

[cheers]

Come on, Nicole!

- I'm doing it, b*tch.

- Totally. - Break in the gate.

Nicole, go through the gate.

[upbeat music]

- It's totally just the side of the road.

[laughter]

- She's breaking and entering.

- She's gonna go through the [bleep] gate.

This is not a field.

♪ ♪

Yeah, Nicole is, like, full-blown trespassing.

She's on someone's land.

Like, she might get shot.

So you know, just another day in the life of Snooki.

♪ ♪

This is not a field. - She's going.

- Oh, my God. - She went, she went!

- Oh, my God, she went.

[laughter]

- Ah, Mrs. Typical Meatball.

She's gonna get arrested.

- Whoo! Come on, girl.

- I had to pee again. - Let's go.

- Is she all right?

- Oh, my God. - Oh, my God, she's stuck.

[laughing] Oh, my God.

- Go get her. - She's stuck.

- Oh, no. - Got get her, Jenni.

- I dare a lot of people to do a lot of things.

And of course, here goes Nicole jumping out of the [bleep] van

and getting stuck in a fence.

- Oh, no. - Go get her, Jenni.

[laughter]

- Ohh. - Oh, God.

- That was painful.

- Oh, God, I love my friends.

- Yo, her t*ts are about to be out.

Snook. - Get it together.

Whoo! Come on, girl.

- I peed on myself, girlfriend. - Ew.

- Wait. There's no seat belt?

[screaming]

- Nicole hurt her neck.

- Are you kidding me?

- Of course you're gonna talk [bleep]

and then be nice to her.

[laughter]

- Deena, that's a live plant.

You're holding soil, Deena.

- [laughing] It's my microphone.

- ♪ All right, look, the tempo is right ♪

♪ She's simple, polite, she's smiling bright ♪

♪ I'm liking the sight, this is her life ♪

- 'Sup? - Get it together.

- I peed on myself.

[laughter]

- Good job, girl.

- ♪ You take her away, I'm making her stay ♪

♪ I'm making her laugh, she liking my ways ♪

♪ She's thinking to herself now ♪

♪ Maybe she should slow down ♪

♪ Maybe she should just breathe ♪

♪ And play it safe and leave ♪

- I want to get [bleep] and ducked tonight.

[bleep] and ducked!

- Where you going? - The roller coaster.

- The wooden one? - Yes.

The boardwalk's so awesome.

There are rides. There's games.

There's restaurants.

It literally reminds me of Seaside.

- If I die, you're not the one I'm gonna die with, OK?

- I can't believe I'm-- wait, there's no seat belt?

[screaming]

- ♪ I've been reaching for the sky ♪

♪ But it's a thousand miles high ♪

♪ A sh**ting star's inside, and I ♪

♪ I wonder what's out there ♪

♪ ♪

[screams, cheers]

- I'm definitely getting, like, some, you know,

memories, like, coming back to me.

- Whoa!

- [screams]

- She wasn't ready.

- Just being with, like, this group of people,

no matter where we are, if we're together,

always have a good time.

And we also always have each other's back.

Like, that's legendary.

- ♪ Forget about the past ♪

♪ I'm moving on ♪

♪ The sunshine ♪

- We're gonna die.

♪ ♪

Jenni!

This is the best day of my life.

- ♪ I've been reaching for the sky ♪

♪ But it's a thousand miles high ♪

♪ A sh**ting star's inside, and I ♪

♪ I wonder what's out there ♪

- We're gonna probably go eat. - Let's go eat sushi.

- I might bounce off then, do a ride.

I really want to do that ride.

I could drink five days in a row

and do roller coasters every single day and not throw up.

- We got a runner. - I want to go on the ride.

- She can't go alone. - Yeah, Angelina,

you should go. - If Angelina doesn't want

to go, I'll go. - Go.

- Come on, Chris.

- Nicole wanted me

to go on those rides with her.

Buckner, thank God for him.

I've done enough Dren duty for, like, a lifetime. I'm out.

Be safe. Don't die. - Can you please make sure

your buckles, like, three times?

- Why wouldn't they want to go on?

- I don't know. Everyone sucks with rides.

[bleep] losers.

- If you throw up, I'm gonna throw up on you.

- No, I never throw up.

[laughing]

[screaming]

- Yes, b*tch!

- Whoo! - Ah, this ain't too bad.

[both screaming]

No! No, no, no, no, no!

No!

- That's so cute.

Is that your boy sending them?

[both screaming]

- No way!

[laughter]

- I'll show you a picture.

- How long you been talking to him?

- It gives me anxiety.

- One more time.

- [coughing]

- That was nice. Thank you.

- He's very cute, actually.

- That was [bleep] up. That wasn't fun.

That was just [bleep] up. - No, it was still fun.

Do you want to stress Deena out,

pretend you threw up? - I got hurt?

- Yeah. Yeah. - We'll pretend you got hurt.

- No, you got-- - No, no, no.

- No, you got hurt. - I can't. I can't.

You're a better actor.

You should be like this,

and I'm gonna give a look of concern.

- [snorts] - Your neck, your neck.

- Stop. I'm doing it. Stop.

- Your neck. - I am.

- D, Nicole hurt her neck.

- Are you kidding me?

No, it's a frickin' joke.

- After the dead body, we're all desensitized.

- What?

Oh, my God!

Stop, stop.

- Welcome to m*rder mystery dinner!

- You're sick.

You're sick.

- Deena, she hurt her neck. - Forget it.

- I've never gotten pranked that bad in my life.

I mean, we all have PTSD from it.

- Your wife was practicing for, like, hours in the room

on her performance, and that's what you come up with?

[laughter]

- Good job, Chris.

- You guys, let's go. Time to go.

- I hope he's falling down the stairs.

- Oh, I got you.

- My [bleep] tit hurts.

- My [bleep] ba*ls hurt. How about that?

- Oh, you and Angelina are holding hands.

- I'm a little upset about this.

- Make out.

- Angelina and Vinny need some privacy.

- Yo, somebody's sending Angelina [bleep] pics again.

- All right. - Angelina's showing

[bleep] pics. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- What the [bleep]?

- You were you just in Mike's mouth.

[laughter]

She was just in Mike's mouth.

- I don't want to see it!

- What a [bleep] terrible angle.

- All right, I saw. Stop.

This is why the guys usually ride

in a separate car than the girls.

Like, if you ever saw our car rides home,

they're, like, chill.

They're, like, zen. You can, like, hear a pin drop.

[crickets chirping]

Girl's [bleep] is crazy.

- I sharted in my pants. - I'm walking.

- It smells like a poop back there.

[laughter]

- Fighting with each other.

- First of all-- - Don't ever put

your [bleep] hand in front of my [bleep] face.

You want to take this [bleep] outside?

- Like, physically assaulting each other and screaming.

- [screaming]

- Yeah, I never want to be in this car again.

- Is that hard? - I don't [bleep] know.

I don't know.

- ♪ I'm in my bag, anything I want I have ♪

♪ I'm in my bag ♪

♪ ♪

- Well, you guys saw me on the rides.

- Oh, [bleep].

- Happy Easter.

- I [bleep] love rides. - I like rides.

- You can always borrow Chris for rides.

- Whoa. - Not like that.

- Chris is my friend, you sick [bleep].

- I had an amazing day with you.

- I had an amazing day too.

- [yelling]

- I'm seeing your [bleep].

[clattering, thud]

- I hope that wasn't Nicole.

- My guy, man. - Yo, what's up, big guy?

- I haven't seen you in a minute.

- I know. How you been, man? - What's up, my guy?

I didn't like the energy that I got

when I got here on the first day.

- Sorry, I wasn't expecting company.

- There was a lot of drama, and it was tough.

And since Vinny is good

at putting everything in perspective,

I'm gonna just see what he has to say.

We had a great day today. - Yeah.

- But I'm still thinking about the tough first day we had.

We haven't really got that messy in years.

- Yeah. - I mean--

- There you go, b*tch!

- Deena, that's a live plant.

It's a live-- you're holding soil, Deena.

Put it back. Put it back.

- I'm wondering if this is all because of me.

- It is what it is.

A lot of people were getting mad at different things.

It got a little messy. - It did.

- You know, and I don't think you do it

in a mean way or anything, but, you know, like,

when these side pieces and everyone comes to you

and stuff, like, you know, you try to make [bleep] happen

because it got really messy and so many entanglements

that it all exploded yesterday at the thing.

- Yeah, I felt-- to be honest with you,

like, I thought positive vibes only.

I had already hashed out any beef with Angeliners.

- Oh, yeah. That was part of the master plan.

Listen, Mike, if your side of the street is clean,

you're not gonna feel upset, you know what I'm saying?

But Mike knows that he has been messy lately,

and I'm glad he's finally taking accountability

for all this drama that he started.

I think sometimes your positivity can

get you tripped up because, like,

you're trying to help a lot of different people at once.

- Yes. - But, you know, that's why

I try to just stay out of it 'cause, like...

- Yep. Yep. - You can't appease everybody.

- Yep. [laughter]

- Why are you holding soil?

- It's all over you. - Deena, you got it

out of the pot.

You got a fistful of soil right now.

- [laughing] It's my microphone.

- Dude, we're in the, like, worst band ever.

- I'm gonna pee my pants. - Let's go.

- All right, all right, all right, I got to turn--

[drunken vocalizing]

- And then it set off the girls

because they were like, you're backpedaling.

- Well, no. The girls were mad

because you were also being nice to Angelina.

And I was like, yeah, but that's Mike.

Of course you're gonna talk [bleep]

and then be nice to her.

[laughter]

Like, who doesn't do that? You know what I mean?

- I think deep down inside,

I know the real Sitch is the new Sitch.

But I'm not perfect, and I don't claim to be.

- Yo, Paul is coming tomorrow. - Yeah, I think we do need

a little bit of Pauly D positivity.

- All right, so we'll catch him up tomorrow.

- All right. Definitely. - Have a good night.

- All right.

Life is all about progress,

and I work hard at it.

And maybe the old Sitch needs

a little bit of a break.

[chuckles]

I appreciate you, man. - All right.

- All right, thanks, brother.

- You're ruining my vibe.

- ♪ We're in San Diego! ♪

[instruments blaring]

♪ We went to a winery! ♪

[laughter]

- There's a lot happening right now.

Me and the girls are, like, right back to where we were.

Like, drama never happened.

Laughing, [bleep] going off, piss drunk,

living our best lives.

- ♪ I like bread! ♪

- And that's [bleep] awesome.

- ♪ And she likes also bread ♪

[laughter]

- I don't know if I'm really drunk

or that sounded kind of decent.

- "Jersey Shore: Family Vacation'

- I like Vin with the hat on.

- Vinny and Angelina,

it looks like they're on a date.

- Let's get [bleep] up.

- ♪ Everybody looking at this girl like, whoa ♪

- [sighs] - You got your water?

- Oh! - Oh!

- Aah! Aah!

Give me that titty, b*tch.