- ♪ MTV ♪
- I wanna move back to the East Coast.
- You're sold. - Really?
- I really wanna take a trip to see Vinny.
Let's try and keep this drama aside.
- We're here. - We're in LA, b*tch.
- I'm leaving tomorrow to go back to the East Coast.
That's a real rumor. - That's not my problem.
- It's the thirstiest thing I've ever seen.
- Allegations happen about me all the time, sweetie pie.
- I don't give a [bleep]. You're not me.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- ♪ Can't tell me nothin', can't sell me dreams ♪
♪ I'm a well-known hustler and it's in my genes ♪
- Wow and more wow and more wow.
- What the [bleep]?
Angelina and Chris lost me as a friend
by making up lies about me, and to make it even worse,
I have to be with Angelina for my last night in LA.
- I tried to break the tension.
- I know. Thank you for that.
Why don't you ask my husband, Vinny,
and confront him like a man
instead of coming at me like a d*uche?
- What the [bleep] am I gonna do tomorrow?
So this was definitely not the final night in LA
that I was expecting.
God help me.
- No more talking about this [bleep] no more,
because I left my kids, so I want to have a good time.
- Yes, I promise you. Pinky swear. Swear.
- Okay, let's get ready for bed.
- ♪ I was hype [indistinct] in the back back ♪
♪ Took a mic, no rights, had the right tracks ♪
- Oh, hey, Romy. Daddy's gotta water the driveways right now.
I'm gonna just put you in the shade.
Enjoy the fresh air.
Daddy's gotta do what Daddy's gotta do,
and I gotta clean the areas.
- Yo, washing dishes is a dangerous sport.
Could've just cut myself.
- Washing dishes is therapeutic.
- Why don't you start drying them then?
- No. - Ready to see it?
Scribble scribble. - [indistinct].
Circle the smaller circle.
- What did you say? I can't hear you.
- My daddy, he watered the driveway.
His daddy watered the driveway.
And also his daddy's daddy watered the driveway.
And one day you will be watering your own driveway.
The student will become the teacher.
- ♪ Creep to her on the floor ♪
♪ That's what you came here for ♪
[telephone rings]
[line trilling]
- [Bleep].
- Is he not gonna pick up?
- Hello? Hi. - Um, hello.
- We have / hours to see all of LA.
Are you ready?
- Oh, my God. I forgot you were here.
- Oh, hell no. - He's just being a skooch.
- Yeah, wake up. - I'm sleeping.
- I'm gonna order breakfast,
and we're gonna get this show on the road.
- And hurry the [bleep] up. - All right,
I'll see you there.
both: Bye. - Oh, God.
- He better be nice today. - Oh, my...
- I'm already pissed off right now,
because I hear Vinny has a little, little 'tude,
and I don't like the 'tude.
I ain't gonna take [bleep]. That's all I'm saying.
- Cheers to a day in LA.
[upbeat music]
- ♪ Yeah you're gonna see me ♪
♪ Me me me me ♪
♪ Yeah you're gonna see me me me with a new beat ♪
- Finally here.
So pretty. I'm so tired.
So I finally land after days of flying.
I am a mess. I smell.
But at least the weather is perfect.
But I'm excited to see Vinny's house and get a hot shower
and just, like, sit down and relax.
- I really have no idea how Jenni is gonna react.
She's literally coming in,
finding out Vinny's moving,
and we're leaving in nine hours.
- If I was her, I'd flip.
[knocking]
- Come on in.
- Hey. - Hey.
- Why do you sound like you just, like, got hit by a bus?
Like, what the [bleep]?
- Oh, I get it. You're a snake.
- I am. Oh... - Oh, my God.
- Yo, don't--see how you're starting?
- We're doing with this? Time-out.
- You're becoming who you really are.
- Actually, it's a python, as*h*le. Get it straight.
- Being the referee between Angelina and Vinny.
I'm over you two.
- I have a good day planned.
Actually, you're dressed perfectly for it.
We're gonna go for a little hike.
- Are you joking-- - It'll be easy one.
It'll be, like, a nice Deena hike.
Angelina will scare off... - I like walking.
- All the rattlesnakes 'cause of her outfit.
- Wait, there's rattlesnakes? - Yeah, I'm above that.
- There are rattlesnakes and coyotes and mountain lions.
Hikes are dangerous, you know?
Out here in LA you got, like, rattlesnakes.
You can get lost, die of sunstroke and stuff.
So if anything happened to Angelina and she kind of
just got left here, like, that wouldn't be my fault.
- So you hike on trails
with rattlesnakes, coyotes, and mountain lions?
- Yeah. And, like, a lot of Instagram models.
- That you slide in their DMs?
- Don't worry what I do, Angelina.
- Ew, [bleep] slob. - You love it.
- All right. Oh, my God
- I don't know what's gonna happen today.
It could be the longest ten hours of my life,
or it could be like a fun tourist day.
We got, like, all different kinds of things,
eggs, bacon.
We've got some live rodents for you.
- Oh, my God. Vinny.
- I'm gonna [bleep] knock you out.
- All right, Vinny. It's a merry-go-round
at this point. Just let it go.
[phone rings] Oh, Jenni's calling.
Oh, [bleep].
- Hey, J.
- Dee, I'm lost in LA.
- Wait, what do you mean you're lost?
- I rented a vehicle. I'm trying to get
to Vinny's house, but it keeps rerouting me.
- First of all, J, we're not at Vinny's house.
- Why not?
- We're at The London eating breakfast.
- Ooh, my favorite.
- Yeah, so come to The London. We're in room .
- Why are you at The London, though?
- Long story, girl. - It's a long story.
We'll explain when--when you get here.
- Oh, you wanna hear about long stories?
I had a four-hour delay at Newark
that I had to deplane, get on a flight from Orlando
that ended up having bad weather.
So they rerouted us to Canada.
- No.
- And the flight was / hours
on top of the -hour delay. - Oh, my God.
- So I basically flew from Australia.
Can I squeeze in a nap in about minutes?
'Cause I think I'm gonna face-plant.
- You're in trouble. - Sorry. I'm delirious
and tired. - So after that,
I've got to tell her that we're leaving tonight?
- Yes. - Hello.
- Hi, Jenni. - Hi, Vinny.
- Well, we have a lot of fun stuff planned.
- Yeah. - Well, I'm excited.
I have a rental, so we all can fit.
- Oh, you really went above and beyond.
- Above and beyond for Vinny.
- All right, we'll see you at The London.
Call us when you're here. Ahh...ahh...ahh...
[phone beeping] - What the [bleep]?
- She's gonna [bleep] k*ll us. - You're a pro at that.
- Yay.
Don't think I'm gonna be here long,
so can I just leave my truck out in front?
I need to go to bed.
- Do you need assistance? - Nope.
- Wrath of JWOWW. - On no sleep.
- I know. - No sleep. Probably no coffee.
- She didn't shower.
[knocking]
- Yes. Thank God.
- I've never heard of a plane going through Canada.
- Thank God.
- So you're in LA. Thank you. Welcome...
- Yes, love it. - To the beautiful weather
here; I love the... - It's gorgeous.
- Love the hills, the beach, the mountains,
the Hollywood sign, but...
Jenni's been, like, having travel woes.
She's been on a plane for, like, hours
trying to get here, and I gotta tell her
that I'm leaving tonight. I'm, like, scared to tell her.
So how long were you gonna be here for?
- Like, a long weekend.
I don't have the kids for three nights.
I wanted to, like, relax, nap, spa with my girls.
- Yeah, have a girl trip. - Why are you being like that?
[dramatic music]
What is happening? What happened?
♪ ♪
- So Vinny has something to say.
♪ ♪
- Yo, I didn't say it. - Yeah, you did.
- Um, you're sh**ting the messenger right now.
- Because without you, there was no rumor.
- [Bleep] knee in your ba*ls.
He was, like, you and your husband are [bleep] snakes,
and I'm gonna say it to your husband's face.
I'm, like, you're gonna say it to Chris' face, really?
- He's little [bleep] p*ssy.
Wish I was there to [bleep] smack him.
- You might think I'm a scumbag and whatever,
but when you said "snake,"
that's a little [bleep] up to even say that.
- Can we just eat and not fight?
- Shut the f*ck up. - That's my opinion.
- Can we have the check?
- ♪ That's my sis in the airport ♪
♪ She's so bad ♪
♪ Make her own money, pop her own tag ♪
- So Vinny has something to say.
- I don't have my house anymore.
I actually sold my house.
[tense music]
- I don't know whether to congratulate you
or to punch you in the face.
When the [bleep] are you going home?
- I'm leaving tonight.
- Home tomorrow?
- I wanted to see you guys in Jersey.
I was gonna come knock on your door and be, like,
"Hey, guys. Surprise. I'm back".
- "I'm home."
Honestly, I can't even process it right now,
because I'm so delusional.
I think I'm actually in a dream and I'm still in New Jersey
sleeping peacefully in my bed and this is all dream.
- It's one day in LA. Now that you guys are here,
we're gonna have a fun day. We're gonna go to hiking.
- Who the [bleep] wants go hiking?
- Lookit, this girl's in full hair
and makeup hiking gear right now.
- Listen... - Who the [bleep] wants to go
hiking after being on an -hour delay?
So happy, Vinny.
So how was dinner?
- It was actually very-- - Oh, it was wonderful.
It was the typical...
- You throw a drink?
both: No. - You were annoying.
- No, you were annoyed, and you were.
- Stop trying to make it like you had no--
- They were fighting about
what she had brought up at the dinner.
- Yes. - Did you lie about that?
- You've said a million things about me that you brought to--
- We did this last night.
- You have the right to say whatever you want.
- So, so, so--
- But now I don't [bleep] with you.
You lost me as, like, a good friend.
- Okay, well, then I don't [bleep] with you then.
You're so annoying. I can't. Don't start with me.
- This was last night? - I didn't start with you.
You started with me. - No, you're starting with me.
- You started with me when you brought that [bleep] up.
Because every action has a reaction.
- That's my line. - Give me that other top.
- That's your line? - That's what I say.
- I'm pretty sure that's Albert Einstein's line or something.
- Oh, okay. - It's called physics.
- We're in the social studies book now. I forgot.
- Equal and opposite reactions.
- I forgot. - Ahh!
- Oh, [bleep]. - Enough!
I feel like my Chris
might be having an easier time this week
in taking care of the two boys than I'm going
to be taking care of friggin' Vinnie and Angelina
this entire weekend.
We have things to do. - And then you walk in here
and started with me.
- Angelina...
- You start. You open yourself up.
- Oh, come on.
- Yo, I didn't say it. - Yeah, you did.
- You're sh**ting the messenger right now?
- Yeah, I am sh**ting the messenger,
'cause the messenger is the only thing here.
Because without you, there was no rumor, bro.
- I'm taking a nap. Figure out your [bleep]
Wake me up when it's over.
- [Bleep] knee in your ba*ls.
- You're eating his ba*ls?
- I don't condone any violence. - [Bleep].
- You know I would dominate you in bed.
- Who the [bleep] says that?
- This is too much for me.
[line trilling] - Hi, Michael Sorrentino.
- Hey, what's up guys? What are you up to?
- Hey. - I actually just got here.
Why are we at The London, Vinny?
- We're all leaving tonight
to go back to the East Coast, because I sold--
- Stop it.
- I sold my house, and I'm coming home.
- Oh, damn. Already?
- Yo, money talks, bro. I got the offer.
I said you guys do whatever you want.
- Vinny. Vinny, Vinny.
- It would have been nice to know.
Vinny should have said he sold his house in group chat
and then poof, trip canceled.
- All right, Mike, we'll talk to you later.
- Bye, Mike. Love you. - All right, bye.
- Bye, Mike. Love you.
- I'm gonna go get ready, get some things for hiking,
make sure you guys gotta stay hydrated.
You look beautiful. You're ready for--
- Oh, thank you. Thanks, sweet.
- You're ready to go for the hike.
I'll meet you in the hallway in, like, five minutes.
- Bye. - All right.
- All right, snake. - Oh, he is so annoying.
- I don't know how we're gonna
keep this going if they keep fighting.
Like, it's going to be a miserable time.
One of you has to stop.
- ♪ Boys make noise if you put 'em on the side ♪
♪ They boys are k*lling me ♪
♪ And I don't want to die ♪
[line trilling]
- I didn't plan to spend
my last nine hours with these psychos.
- I love our sisters, but it's not easy
to deal with them by yourself sometimes.
- No, it's definitely not.
- I left my kids. I came here literally
just trying to see if Vinny was okay.
It turned into a [bleep] disaster.
Look at Jenni. Poor Jenni. hours on a flight.
Let's just try to enjoy the next seven hours.
- Did you confront Angeliners about those salty rumors
she was trying to spread about you?
- Yeah, and now she doesn't wanna deal
with the reaction that it has.
- Wow. Yeah.
- I definitely need a drink to handle it.
I need ten drinks right now.
- But now it's, like, ooh,
you just got on my bad side, like, for no reason.
- Yeah, and the husband too.
- Yeah, both of them, the cuck and her.
- ♪ If you really really down get that sound up ♪
♪ I need that type of beat to shake the ground up ♪
- Honeys. - Yeah.
- Vinny just informed me
that he's moving back to the East Coast.
- He just bought that house. - I think he missed us.
- Less than a year. - I think he missed us.
- I wanna say I'm surprised, but I'm not.
- Anyway, him and Angeliners
are really going at it right now.
He said he really got nothing out of confronting her.
The only thing that he knows is the fact
that Angeliners and her husband,
the Larangeiras, have made an enemy out of him.
- Oh, [bleep]. - I think the only thing
that this girls' trip plus Vinny has
is created a--a resentment.
Seems like a dumpster fire out in the West Coast right now.
I don't know if they're gonna get anything solved out there
but it's a wait and see.
- What a [bleep] show.
[funky music]
- Maybe we can get ourselves a drink along the way.
- I got--I got a solution.
- What's your solution? Sunblock?
- You're putting vodka in the shampoo?
Did you clean it out?
- Yeah. - What is happening?
- I'm trying to funnel.
- How many are you making?
- As many as it's gonna take to survive.
- Girl, that's called a coma.
- Who's ready for a day in LA?
- Shotgun. - No, I'm not going
in the back with Angelina. No, no, shotgun.
- Oh. No.
- Yeah. - I wanna sit in front.
- I don't wanna sit next to her.
- I am like mom here. So if I could, like,
ignore what's going on in the back seat,
that's what I'm gonna do.
- Stop. Stop touching me.
- Do we still have eight hours? Eight hours?
- Eight hours. - Eight hours.
- LA day. Oh, the Hollywood sign.
- Oh, my gosh.
- Wait, are we going up to the Hollywood sign?
- We better be.
- I don't think we're gonna make it all the way up there.
- Vinny, you're carrying me up that hill.
- How do you get there? - Yeah, okay.
- No, you're carrying me on your back.
- But I'm glad I got to see the Hollywood sign.
- Vinny, I'm not kidding.
- Let's totally take a picture with it.
- If one of us gets hurt, we'll use you as a stretcher.
- Oh, my God. - Bro, you are so lucky that
we're doing this right now... - Shut up.
- Bro. - And there are cameras around,
because I would slap you silly.
- Hey, Siri, talk about Angelina.
- Angelina sucks.
I hate her so much. She looks like an iguana.
Please get me the [bleep] away from her.
She's whack as [bleep].
- I [bleep] can't. Get me out of the car.
You are so [bleep].
Get out of the car.
- I'm used to, like, hearing, like, kids in the back.
Like, yeah, all right.
- Yeah. - I can handle the back.
- I can handle the back.
- Yeah, she likes from the back.
- There's only so much--
- How the [bleep] do you know what I like?
- For two people that say they don't remember having sex
with each other, they know a lot
about every detail of having sex with each other.
- She likes it from the back.
That's why I said she should have done an annulment,
'cause she puts the "a**l" in "annulment."
- Oh, my God.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- I think we're here.
Smokey The Bear says we're here.
- All right. So this is it?
First of all, there's nothing pretty about this place.
- Well, what do you mean by pretty?
- A dirt road we're walking?
- It gets pretty when you get to the top.
- Vinny, you are never planning an itinerary again.
- My feet are gonna get dusty.
I thought I was going into a bougie-a*s house
that was worth millions on the top of the hills
to eat breakfast and have a butler.
- I wanted to see LA. I didn't wanna do this.
I'm a meatball. I don't hike.
- It's just like life.
You have to struggle a little bit.
And then on the other side
of the struggle of the climb is paradise.
- Yeah, but I said I wanted to see LA, not this.
- This is the best part of LA.
[rattling] - Wait, do you hear that?
- Maybe it's a rattlesnake. - Is that a rattlesnake?
- Maybe it's a locust.
- What is that? - No.
- Vinny, what is that, a f*cking rattlesnake?
- Jenni, I'll be honest. I'm not happy about this.
- My legs hurt. I don't like rattlesnakes.
- The only snake here is her.
- And I'm sweaty.
- Oh, I thought you were gonna make a p*nis joke.
- I'm not a snake. I just dress like snakes, so get it right.
- Well, I think I've seen enough of L.A. for today.
- We didn't even start the hike.
The parking lot's right there.
- It's degrees out right now.
Come on, Vinny. My spray tan is gonna wash off...
- Come on, guys. Let's just go. - With my sweat. I'm hot.
- Come on. - I have no service.
- That was a whopping a three-minute hike.
- All right, we have to take a selfie.
- You can't just take a selfie.
You have to--you have to earn your selfie by hiking.
- I don't wanna earn [bleep].
I wanna take a selfie here and just say that I did.
- All right, this is what we'll do.
- No one will know.
- We'll do it here, and it looks like we did something.
- Yeah. - They're taking a picture.
We barely left the parking lot.
- ♪ Time for a, time for a selfie ♪
- And they're angling it up so it looks like
they're on a hike. You can't do that.
I'm ashamed to be in this.
My fellow hikers would be mad at me.
- Look, looks like we made it to the top.
- ♪ Time for a, time for a selfie ♪
- Whoo! - We climbed.
- I am hot.
- You knew my meatball a*s
wasn't going all the way up to that top hill.
- I thought you'd make it past the parking lot.
- We have seven hours left.
I definitely could go for a slice of pizza.
- Yeah, I'm getting hungry.
[upbeat music]
- It is Lorenzo's birthday tomorrow.
I know that he loves wrestling.
So we have something that he can practice his skills on.
Oh, life is good, honey. Life is good.
both: Hi. - Oh, my God.
- We come bearing gifts.
- What is that?
- This is a surprise birthday gift.
- I mean, it looks like a dead body. Who did you k*ll?
You're not bringing a dead body into my house.
Say hi to Uncle Mike and Aunt Lauren.
- Hello.
- Hi. - Hi
- Oh, my God. He's so handsome.
I haven't seen him in a couple of months.
Well, we know it is your birthday
and we got you a wrestling dummy to practice your moves.
- Oh, my God. Lorenzo is gonna love this.
- Headlock him. You get them like this.
You do the suplex.
- What do you say? - Thank you.
- Aww. - Thank you.
- Can I get a hug?
- He could definitely try all of his moves out on this dummy.
Dude, I can't wait to meet Romeo.
- I know. I want everyone to see him.
- It's time. - It is. It is time. Yeah.
I love being a daddy. - Yeah.
- We're just starting to talk about the next one.
- Are you insane?
- Because we just moved him.
Yeah, we moved him to his own room.
- So now we're like--now we feel, like,
he left us, like, because we're like--
- No, he's still pretty much there.
- I know.
- I would always say two years apart.
- Okay. - Yeah.
- Just, like, so you have that time
with your first, and the second you're ready to go.
- Yeah. - Yes, yes.
That's what I figured.
- You know, everyone's in LA. We're missing it.
- Yes.
- And there's lot of dramers going down.
- Vinny did call me. He said that he confronted Angelina,
and she was deflecting and took no really accountability
for her part in spreading a false rumor.
- So nothing great happened? - Yeah. Yeah.
- He just further made it worse.
- Well, I'm glad I'm--I'm not involved.
- Same. Thank God.
- I am famished after that hike.
I need a slice.
- I got the perfect place for you guys.
- I need pepperoni pizza.
- Whoo-hoo, pizza.
- I heard this is, like, semi-famous.
- It's from New York.
- We want, like, four slices.
- Two pepperonis, three regular cheese.
- Two pepperonis.
- And one with a lot of sausage on it.
- Two slices, two salads, and a grandma slice.
All right, I ordered.
They had cauliflower crust, so I got some of that.
- Thank you.
- Meatballs for you. - Thank you.
- May I ask how your relationship's going?
- Oh, yeah. I heard about you guys' lawyer trip.
- Her lawyer and I talked about you having a date
leading up to your anniversary to try and make it work.
- Did you bring that up to Chris,
like, let's give it a solid three months?
- No, not yet.
- People's relationships,
everybody's got their own story.
I don't know. My story is to be continued.
- She's not doing anything to better her relationship.
No sexuals. Not even trying to have that commitment.
But she's doing everything to prepare for a divorce.
- Oh, a TMZ tour.
This happens to me all the time in LA, you know?
Yeah. Yeah. Whoo.
- Vinny is acting like this TMZ bus is for him right now.
- I'm, like, calm down, sir.
Like, LA definitely got to his head.
- That's Deena. - Is this really a thing?
- Yeah. - I'm jumping off a bridge.
- Just part of the experience, guys.
- Just part of the experience, guys.
- Gotta wake up.
What did you sleep--oh, wait, four hours you said.
- I got about five.
- Well, Vinny and I argued for [bleep] hours last night.
I think it was a good conversation.
- Unfortunately, it's not just like,
"Oh, we talked about it; now it's done."
- Okay, whatever you say, Vinchenzo.
I can't. It's ridiculous.
Double standard, what up?
- We have to go back to the hotel,
get all of our luggage... - Okay.
- And then when we're done doing what we gotta do,
we're gonna go right to the airport.
With this rumor that Angelina and Chris started or spread
or whatever, I'm still not over it.
And I can't just smile and shake it off.
- Vinny, you've got us running around LA today.
- hours in LA. - Oh, my God.
- for me.
[funky music]
- ♪ Wow hear the bass and the boom ♪
- Hey, you missed the whole backboard.
Do you know how to play horse?
- Yeah, you have to match my shot.
And if you don't, you get a letter.
- Let's switch it up and play Romeo.
- Okay. - Instead of horse.
I'll go first.
Ahh, bucket.
You see how I stuck out my tongue.
- Ow. - What--what was that?
♪ ♪
- Ahh!
- What the? Cover the windows.
You got R-O-M-E. Here's for the game.
Ready? That's gonna end game right there.
- Yeah. - Oh, oh.
That's gonna end the game right there.
You got Romeo. Romeo.
[laughter]
- Into the pool. - Oh, it went in the pool.
- In the pool. I won.
[upbeat funky music]
- ♪ Get stacks all facts no cap ♪
♪ No cap ♪ - ♪ Don't like it ♪
♪ Double up, run it back ♪ - ♪ Run it back ♪
- ♪ Run it back ♪ - ♪ Run it back ♪
- minutes we have.
- That's it? - Yes.
- That's what Vinny said. - I need alcohol.
- All right. Well, we have some wine.
I called it in. Cheers. What has Chris been saying?
- Hold on. I was like, "He said we were snakes
"and that he's gonna tell you that you are one too.
He's being a baby as*h*le."
He's like, "[bleep] him."
I'm gonna go call him.
Point blank, people always spread rumors about me.
Now he knows what it feels like.
Last night at dinner Vinny was like, "You guys--
"you and your husband,
"you guys made up a rumor about me.
You both are snakes, and now I don't [bleep] with you both."
- He's a little [bleep] p*ssy. Put him on the phone.
- He's not here. He's not here.
- Little skinny, little p*ssy runt.
Thinks he big [bleep].
I wish was there to [bleep] smack him.
Cause you know what? [inaudible] [bleep].
If he wants to talk about me, well, guess what.
Now on don't talk about me or my wife anymore.
- Oh, yeah, he's pissed.
With the way he sounds right now,
I'm actually scared for Vinny.
- Babe, he was like, "You both are snakes."
And then I'm wearing that--that snake outfit. He's like,
"Oh, look, you're dressed perfect for the part. A snake
Dah-dah-dah-dah-dah," like, banter and [bleep], but...
- No, listen, I knew it.
As soon as he called Chris a snake,
I knew Chris was gonna flip out.
- He was like, "You and your husband are [bleep] snakes,
and I'm gonna say it to your husband's face."
I'm like, "You're gonna say it to Chris' face? Really?"
- Tell him to get a ladder first.
- Okay-- - He did say that.
- So here's the deal.
I do think that Chris and Vinny need to talk in person...
- See? - 'Cause that's not gonna be
a--a FaceTime.
Listen, I know all about stirring the pot,
and I basically wrote the book on it.
I saw Angelina stirring the pot calling Chris.
Like, you're working him up.
He's on the other side of the country.
He can't do [bleep] about this.
And yet here you are saying Vinny called you a snake.
What are you gonna do about it? Like, oh, b*tch. Mm-mm.
- Hey, hey. We gotta go, girl. Hi, Chris.
- Hi, Chris.
- He's pissed. - Hi.
- I still have to keep this friggin' -hour LA
fun trip on schedule. You guys just all three need
to sit down and have a freaking conversation.
- But can I watch?
- I couldn't give two [bleep] about him
or his [bleep] sex life. - Can we go to our next event?
- Yeah, let's go. Bye, Chris
- Bye.
/ hours to go till I'm going the [bleep] home.
- All right, let's [bleep] do this,
but we gotta keep trucking along.
- Yeah, well, okay. - Keep on keeping on.
- I need a lot of alcohol.
- ♪ Big girl with big boss energy ♪
♪ Big world ♪
♪ The people gon' remember me ♪
all: ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
♪ Happy birthday dear Lorenzo ♪
- I said Angelo.
all: ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
Whoo!
- What time is it? - :.
- All right, we have four hours. Let's do this.
- Then he's like Chris is gonna be Vinny's a*s.
- Oh, my gosh. I'm gonna be so excited.
- I don't know.
- They should--they should have a serious discussion.
- How much have you drank? - Why?
- All right, come on, guys. Welcome to the celebrity tour.
- What are you doing?
- Where do you wanna tour?
So these girls wanna do LA in hours.
- Oh, my God. I'm drunk already.
- Do some sightseeing, whatever.
All right, guys, I'll be right back.
I gotta get one more thing. Hold on.
- He's not coming. - Vinny!
- All right, we can't do it without our LA hats.
- Oh, my God.
- This is a LA tour. - Oh, my God.
- All right. I'm actually really happy
that Vinny set up a Hollywood star tour.
- I'm ready for the damn tour.
- For us to go out and be [bleep] tourists for an hour.
LA tour here we come.
- Cute. Will you send that to me?
Cheers.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
- All right, people, who's ready for the tour?
- We're ready!
[funky music]
- Let's get onto Sunset Boulevard.
This is Sunset Strip in West Hollywood.
Hi, how are you doing? Oh.
- Oh, my God.
- Someone just threw something at us.
Oh.
- No wonder you're [bleep] moving.
- Yeah, seriously. - We're gonna die.
- No wonder you're coming home. People are crazy out here.
- Yeah, they're really nuts.
- ♪ Last night with you ♪
- Honey, food is here.
Oh-- I'm sorry, honey. I'm excited.
- I called our church to schedule Romeo's baptism,
but they won't even give me a date
until we give them all of our paperwork.
- Really? - So I need all of
my sacraments certificate with the church seal.
- Okay. - All of your sacraments
certificate with a church seal.
- I did. We have-- - You did.
- Do we have proof of that?
- I know; I gotta find it.
- They're serious over there. - Yeah.
[upbeat music]
- ♪ Cruisin' down the west side ♪
♪ Got the Hollywood sign in the headlights ♪
- We just saw a drug deal go down.
- Where? - On the stairs.
- Only one? - Yeah.
- Only one, okay. Well, that's--
that's not that many for an hour tour.
- Well, Deena, I just saw it transpire.
- It's part of the experience. - I don't care.
- No, they look like high schoolers
that just exchanged pot.
- It's part--part of the experience.
- Those are just skateboarders. - We're not taking pictures
of anything but the thing.
Vinny, don't be a narc, and shut up.
Like, I'm not trying to get shot here.
Like, I'm trying to get home to my kids.
Are we gonna see anybody's cool houses?
- We can actually go to my house.
I still own it even though it's empty.
- Let's got to Vinny's house. - Vinny's house.
- Vinny's house. - It's up Queens.
both: Vinny house, Vinny's house, Vinny's house.
- It's up--shut up.
- He's trying to have a conversation.
- ♪ Foot on the gas, hope I never crash ♪
♪ Uh, peek at the dash, and I'm going fast ♪
- What happens, honey, if we don't have the records
of my baptism and-or communion?
- If they don't, then you would have to redo any sacraments.
- So I have to get baptized again?
- Baptized, holy--first Holy Communion.
- Someone's got to dunk me in the waters again?
- You might have to wear a white suit again.
- They're gonna dunk me in the water again, Mom?
- Well, something like that. Yeah.
- Yeah. - Really? Wow.
- Yeah.
- ♪ Break it down now ♪
♪ Break it down now ♪
- All right, guys, fasten your seat belts.
You guys wanna know where my house is?
All the way up. - I really like this.
- It's like a rollercoaster.
- We're making this guy use all his [bleep] gas.
I feel bad for him.
- Can we throw Angelina off?
- [Bleep] - She might roll down the hill.
- Actually, she wouldn't.
She would hop on her broom and fly away.
- Yeah, [bleep] that. I would. - Whoo-hoo!
This is [inaudible], Vin?
- Yeah. - Cool.
- Right here. Sold. Right here.
- Oh, my God, it says sold. This is it.
- Yay! - Yeah, this is it.
- Oh, yeah. - It's stunning.
- Oh, it's so cute. I love it. - I have to go potty so bad.
- Let's take off our shoes.
- Even though it's sold and even though
there's no furniture in it,
I'm excited that we finally get to see Vinny's house.
So I can at least go home to Zack and be, like,
"I did go to Vinny's house."
- This is so nice.
Vinny, did you finish your jacuzzi pool?
- Yeah.
- You're gonna miss that, I feel.
- This is where I did all my jump roping.
- ♪ Look at it rain ♪
- ♪ I got a trip and they know it ♪
- ♪ They know it ♪
- ♪ I got a trip and they know it ♪
- ♪ They know it ♪
- ♪ I got a trip and they know it ♪
- It smells like the Jersey Shore house in here.
- It does. - [laughs]
- Did it. - This is so pretty.
- Damn, this is so nice. - I love it.
- I got, like, sad honestly, like,
when I packed up everything and it was the last time,
because I had so many good memories here, but...
- Ever since we were young Vinny has always said
that he wanted to go
and live in LA for a little bit.
So even if it didn't work out at least he did it.
- Ultimately, those good memories
don't outweigh what I have on the East Coast, my family.
- Yeah.
- I love LA, but it's still not worth being away
from my family all the time. My heart is there.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Can I see the rest of the house?
- Yes. - So pretty.
- I like that the girls got to physically see where I lived,
What driving up the hills and, you know,
going into my house every day has been like,
what my house looks like.
- Beautiful home.
- I'll find this equivalent over there.
- Definitely.
- It's the perfect way to end
my last night in LA. Bye, house.
- Blow kisses. - Bye, house.
- [indistinct] - It's good luck.
- [Bleep] off.
- You get mad at me for other things and you--and
your payback is coming on the show and spreading a rumor?
- It's not payback.
- I just think you're being really defensive
because you know what you did was wrong.
- You guys have fun today? - Yeah.
- I really did.
- Even better will be your meal at Yamashiro.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- You're quite welcome. - Thank you so much.
- You guys have fun.
- Oh, beautiful.
- Girls' trip.
- Girls' trip with Vinny.
- This restaurant, you did good.
- All right, where am I taking a picture?
- You live here.
Why do you need to take a selfie?
- Okay, so you have to get, like, a little low.
- No-no. - Like that.
- You got mad problems. - Oh, that's fire. That's fire.
- I'm going to pee.
- He's annoying.
- So when we were in the hotel room...
- Yeah.
- She called Chris and was talking smack
about what you said about him. And then he was talking smack,
but there was anger in his voice.
- He's a little [bleep] p*ssy.
Thinks he big [bleep].
I wish I was there to [bleep] smack him, but you know what?
[inaudible] [bleep].
- You guys spread little rumors then you're not, like,
considered, like, a friend to me.
Chris is pissed at me for being pissed at Angelina.
Why are you mad at me? You guys started it.
It's a snakey thing to do, you know?
What they did is [bleep] up. And the more I talk about this,
the more miserable I'm gonna be.
[upbeat music]
I gotta Instagram story my food. Sparkler girls.
- Sparklers.
- Ooh. - Oh, my God.
- Fancy. - Awesome.
- Ooh, my goodness.
- There you go. Enjoy.
- Thanks. - Thank you.
- How long is this here for?
- minutes. Basically.
Well, cheers to a great short trip...
- To Deena and Chris. - Yes.
- And to Vinny selling his house.
- Thanks for coming out here. I know it was a short trip.
I appreciate you checking on me, okay?
- We always are looking out for you.
- You guys really-- - Congratulations.
- You really [bleep] showed your true colors
coming all the way out here to check on me
across the country. That's crazy.
- We love you.
- Honestly, congratulations on the sell.
- Thank you. You're the first people
I get to celebrate with - Yay, I love it.
[upbeat music]
- ♪ Every day I [indistinct] ♪
- [sighs]
I got a little bit of a headache, honey.
- What's going on? - I'm starting to get worried.
No one has our records or my records.
- Your records. I have my records.
- Okay, sorry.
Staten Island has been unable
to locate Big Daddy Sitch's sacraments.
And we officially have a situation, because if we
can't find my sacraments, we can't baptize Romeo.
If they can't find my sacraments,
then they need to redo my baptism.
- So are you proposing a redo of your baptismal sacrament?
- Yeah, but not just any redo.
If you have to dunk BDS in some waters,
it's gotta be the holiest of waters, you know?
- Oh, [bleep].
So you're like making--you're gonna do a big thing.
- I'm gonna do something big, you know?
Obviously, I've been The Situation,
The Inspiration, The Designation.
I have also been The Investigation, The Mediation.
And now it's only right that I am now The Blessification.
[ethereal music]
- Holy [bleep].
- Yes, holy [bleep] is right.
- Oh, my God. I didn't even mean to do that.
- Yeah. - Well...
- Yeah.
- Looks like we're gonna have a baptism before the baptism.
- Oh, my God. It's happening.
- Every day I'm gonna wake up now to my dog
and my niece having them so close and my mom and,
like, appreciate every moment, 'cause I took it for granted.
- Hmm. So Melania always asked
why hasn't Vinny found a girlfriend?
- Oh, really?
- Well, he actually has a little bit of a girlfriend.
- I've been smashing just her. That's why when she spread
the rumor I knew that it wasn't true.
- You [bleep] knew first of all.
- I've been smashing the same person the whole year.
- Okay, did not spread a [bleep] rumor.
- Yeah, you're--you're a super spreader.
- Here we go again.
What are you doing? This is the problem.
They are a lot more alike than you think.
- I know. And he-- - I'm not like her.
- He doesn't--he doesn't wanna ever admit it, but he--
- I'm not like you, girl. I'm not like you.
You're super scummy. - When he gets older
when he's walking with a-- - I'm not like you.
- Oh, my-- - Oh, my God.
- What did you just say?
- You're super scummy. I'm not like you.
- Yo, are you [bleep] - You're low.
- How am I low?
- Don't physically as*ault him. - How am I low?
- With a [bleep] napkin or something. How am I low?
- You know how you're low.
- Oh, give me a break, okay?
You've been lower than low many times.
- No, I don't get that low. - Scummy's really not nice.
- Well, then if you're saying-- - She is.
That's the word that's--that's kinda--
- How are you just gonna call me scummy?
- Unfortunately, that's what now comes to my head.
- Well, that's not really that--that nice.
- It's unfortunate. I know.
- Are you seriously all jokes aside, right, mad at her?
- I mean, the word isn't mad. I can't explain it.
- Are you done with her? - It's turned off.
Yeah, I'm done.
- Angelina, I did tell Vinny
that you had a conversation with Chris
when we were getting ready for the minutes...
- You sounded scary. - Really?
- And he sounded very upset.
- I would be scared.
- Really? - He sounded very upset.
- Like, what? He's gonna hurt me?
Oh, my God. I'm so scared. - Why do you gotta go there?
Why did you do that? - I didn't say anything.
I didn't say any of that. No-no. Did I say that?
Did I say that? - No, I mean, like not scared.
- Hold on. Did I say that? - What? No.
- I didn't say any of that. I just said--
- Yeah, she said you should be afraid.
What? He's gonna--he's gonna-- - No, not scared.
Like, he just came off aggressive.
- No. Oh, my God.
- He came off aggressively.
So not that you should be scared.
- Call him right now.
I'll tell him, "Chris, I don't like what you did."
- But I wouldn't--I wouldn't wanna deal with that.
- That you said he was... that you said [bleep].
- That he's a snake? - Yeah.
- Okay. - I feel like I'm looking like
I'm crazy saying he came off aggressively.
He came off [bleep] aggressive.
- If Chris wants to [bleep], do whatever.
I'll let him do it now, 'cause you're pissing me off.
'Cause now you're being [bleep] nitty gritty.
- Do whatever.
Are you threatening me again with Chris?
- I'm very concerned about the next time Vin and Ang
and Chris see each other.
I don't see this blowing over anytime soon.
- Shut up.
- There's a beautiful Hollywood sign.
- You're pissing me off now.
[hip-hop music]
♪ ♪
- You might think I'm a scumbag and whatever,
but when you said snake,
that's a little [bleep] up to even say that.
For me to hear that coming out of Vinny's mouth
is just not cool at all.
Like, he [bleep] crossed the line.
- I think you and Chris need to just have a conversation
as two men and that's it.
- All I'm saying is, I don't have beef with Chris.
- Right.
- This is me saying yo, what you did was a bad move
and I don't want [bleep] with you anymore because of that.
- Yeah. This dinner is going so bad.
Vinny's really pissed.
[phone rings]
- Oh, [bleep]. Pauly is calling me.
- Thank God. Hey, Pauly.
- Pauly.
- We have a lot to catch up on. It's a girls' trip.
- Girl's trip with Vinnie. - We came to check on him.
- Yeah, so I actually sold my house.
Yeah, I sold my house.
Angelina, get out of here, you [bleep] [bleep]
super spreader scummy. - Jerk off.
- Scumbag is not nice.
At this rate, I hope I get out of LA alive.
Between Angelina and Vinny fighting, I feel like
there's just gonna be an expl*si*n before we leave.
- I came out to the West Coast. You never visited me.
So now I gotta go back to the East Coast.
- He actually said he needed to come here to realize
how much he liked us.
- Yeah, not Angelina. I don't like her. I never did.
- He loves me. - Oh, my God.
You're going real low.
- I don't give a [bleep]. - You're being a d*ck now.
- That's--but that's the truth. - All right.
Vinny has no respect for me, and I'm so sick
and tired of him treating me like this.
Like, I cannot take it anymore.
We had a decent conversation yesterday.
Now it turned into [bleep].
- You and Chris now did that to me, and it's sad,
because you're not my friends anymore.
- You're a [bleep] idiot. Shut up.
- See you on the East Coast. - Bye, Pauly.
- Bye, Pauly. Love you.
- Oh, my God. Are you kidding me?
- Y'all about to start really beefing, huh?
- You're being a d*ck right now.
- How? 'Cause I'm right?
- Because no, you're not [bleep] right.
- You didn't spread a rumor
- I'm not gonna--I'm not gonna put up with your [bleep]
gaslighting [bleep].
- You didn't spread a rumor?
- Can we buy the people behind us drinks?
- I didn't spread a rumor of that.
- Yes, you did. You spread it.
You didn't start it; you spread it.
- Ma'am.
- You wanna go making up--making
up crazy lies about me.
- This is a very classy place.
- You talk [bleep] to me all the time.
- Can we buy them a round behind us?
- Vinny, you [bleep] talk down to me all the time
like I'm a piece of [bleep]. - Is that spreading a rumor?
- Something nice. Thank you.
- [Bleep] you. I had no [bleep] respect for you.
- So if that's how you wanna play.
- How about that? - Jesus Christ.
- ♪ Smoked so much that I can't even focus ♪
♪ I'm so lit that I can't even focus ♪
- So much drama, man. - What?
- So I just got off with Vinny. Remember Angelina
and Chris made up that crazy rumor about Vinny?
- Yeah.
- He's annoyed. - Yeah.
- All this he said, she said crap,
and it's, like, what the hell?
I'm pissed that Chris for being pissed at Vinny
for being pissed that Angelina.
I think it was [bleep].
But I don't know what they were trying to do.
- You get mad at me for other things,
and you--and your payback
is coming on the show and spreading a rumor?
- It's not payback.
I never spread a [bleep] crazy rumors about you.
- Yeah, you did. You and Chris did.
- No, I didn't.
- I just think you're being really defensive,
because you know what you did was wrong.
- No.
- I think that Angelina and Chris
are just really mad at themselves
and mad at each other, and I think that they're mad
that they just got caught lying.
- You are [bleep] overdramatic.
If it's not true, let it go.
So if you knew it was not true, why are you so mad?
- This is getting crazy.
All this fighting is ruining this beautiful view,
this amazing restaurant, and I'm just ready to go home.
- You're pissing me off, Vinny.
- We have minutes. - [Bleep] [inaudible].
- Listen, all I know is I said it out loud. You were MIA.
- Okay, that's my--my opinion is that's a snake move.
- I thought you were gonna be there but you weren't there.
I don't give a [bleep] what you think about.
- Can we just eat and not fight?
- Shut the [bleep] up.
- Oh. - That's my opinion.
- [Bleep] shut up. - Ooh.
- 'Cause I'm sick and tired of your [bleep].
- It's not a lie. If somebody made up a rumor about you--
- Which is a lie.
- Which is a lie but I didn't do that.
- That's it. - I didn't lie about you.
- That's it.
- You're just continued the lie.
- It's not spreading rumors.
- No, that's not spreading rumors?
- We said trip, guys. - It's a snake move.
- That's not a snake move. - Yes, it is.
- Let's just all just [bleep] shut the [bleep] up
and enjoy our last minutes.
- It's not about me doing something tit for tat.
- You said-- - What the [bleep]?
Are you kidding me? You're a d*ck.
- Can we just eat and not fight?
- I don't understand why you're taking this out on me.
Don't sh**t the messenger is--is actually irrelevant.
- Tonight we're done.
Let's enjoy the last five [bleep] minutes, and that's it.
- Give me a break. - Can we have the check?
- Why? I got more ba*ls than you?
I got more backbone? - Maybe you--
- We're done. - No.
- Shut the [bleep] up. - Let it go. Let it go!
- [Bleep].
I just need to go home. Get me on the flight.
- See?
- I have a surprise about tomorrow.
- What's that? - Oh, God.
- Okay, they wouldn't baptize Romeo
if I didn't redo my baptism, and we're gonna do it tomorrow.
- You're . Like, you didn't get baptized?
- You and hubby are having real turbulent issues.
- I need some guidance in my life.
My grandmother said,
"This pet psychic, maybe she could help you."
- She really doesn't like Chris.
- And why doesn't she like him?
- 'Cause she don't like her. - What?
- Hi.
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05x04 - Meatballs Don't Hike
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Series is a revival, sequel, and reunion series of the reality television series Jersey Shore, which ran from 2009 to 2012.
Series is a revival, sequel, and reunion series of the reality television series Jersey Shore, which ran from 2009 to 2012.