Pretty Miss Lolly (2025)

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(door opening)

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Hey.

Hey.

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Listen, Roberta, can you

just take that thing off?

It's insanity, people driving

around with their masks on

in their car, it's so three years ago.

It's more to protect myself from dust.

I mean, just look at how

disgusting this place is.

You see this?

- It's fine.

- Fine?

Where are we supposed to even eat?

Nevermind me, where

are you supposed to eat?

I eat by the computer.

I'm sure, you never leave that site.

Meanwhile, your mom's clothes

and possessions are still everywhere.

Hoarding pizza boxes and soda cans.

What about toilet paper

It's fine. Enough.

You never go anywhere.

You never answer my calls

and texts, it is f*cking bullshit.

Just look at your personal appearance.

Nothing for nothing,

but when is the last time

that you went to the

barber or cut your hair?

Like you'd come near me anyway.

Who in their right mind would?

You are a snob, and you've turned into a...

What, pig?

I didn't use that word.

That's so kind of you.

And you have separation

anxiety from your computer.

I'm doing research.

You are a jack off,

on porn sites all day.

You've lost touch with

everything, me included.

What do you want me to say?

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I'm sorry, you know that I love you,

but I cannot live in the

land of diminishing returns.

Then don't.

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(door opening)

You don't ever have to come back.

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Find my blue sneakers,

send me a text.

(door slamming)

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(phone ringing)

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Hello.

[Jackson] Yo, you fell out.

What time is it?

[Jackson] It's time to get your snack on.

I was sleeping.

[Jackson] You need

to get the blood flowing,

I'm coming over.

- Okay.

- [Jackson] All right.

(neck clicking)

Good morning.

Jesus Christ.

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You, my friend, need to find a date.

Yeah, yeah.

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Roberta been around?

That's finished.

Damn, you're still

stuck on that girl online?

f*ck, I was hoping you cut that sh*t loose.

Well, we understand each other.

That's that bullshit.

That's Pretty Miss Lolly.

Pretty Miss Catfish.

Lolly, we understand each other.

(Jackson chuckling)

Get this, I'm losing my

friend to a mother f*cking NFT.

She's a girl, a woman. Her name is Lolly.

You know, we talk, we share things.

She likes cooking and nature and sunshine.

Obviously you share the same interests.

What if this is AI?

I know what I know. I know.

And you're so informed?

Fine, I'll show you something.

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(seat squeaking)

What is that?

It's a ring.

I can see that, anyone

can see it's a ring.

Where did it come from?

I bought it.

You got that from the

money from your mom?

She didn't want me to be alone.

That's your whole nut, fool.

It's for Miss Lolly, it's for Miss Lolly.

You're gonna help me find her.

Hold on, back up son.

You had a girlfriend, I know, not ideal.

But you're gonna give

that mother f*cking ring

to that mother f*cking NFT online?

You're gonna help me.

Get this, that's some bullshit.

I'm gonna help my friend

throw away everything

he's got for some imaginary bullshit.

If it's imaginary, if I'm messed up,

well, you keep the ring

and you can sell it and go on

with your life, 'cause I can't.

They got you bad, they got you bad.

You know, sometimes you

just know. We're gonna find her.

You know where she is?

Yeah, Ulysses can get us there.

That piece of sh*t?

When was the last time

you even changed the tires?

You ran it in the dirt doing deliveries.

This is some crazy sh*t. You are unstable.

If you're so right, come along, you know?

Bear witness to me, you'll be a rich man.

You know, let me hold on that ring.

Like a bank? Yeah, like

a savings deposit box.

If we find the girl and

you wish to give it to her,

who am I to say different?

But otherwise, I'm gonna keep you

from doing something stupid.

Suite yourself.

Here, take the car.

Take it to that mechanic shop you hang by,

there's a charger right there.

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You're forgetting something.

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If you lose it, I'll have to

k*ll you 'cause I'm unstable.

St. Joseph, help us.

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(water gushing)

What are you making today?

[Lolly] Chicken

parmigiana, it's my favorite.

I love that. Got enough for two?

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(dishes rattling)

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[Lolly] What fun is it to cook for one?

Well, if I may be so bold,

send me your address and I can join you.

I don't even use a GPS, I know the roads.

Remember I told you I drove all over

the city delivering food?

[Lolly] Yes, I remember.

Tell me where to go, I'll be there.

Well, I'm not finished yet,

so it would be better if we stayed here

and chatted for a while.

I can do both things at once, I think, LOL.

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I don't wish to disturb.

Let me know when you're ready.

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[Lolly] Dinner is ready,

but if you want the prize,

you have to find me.

Challenge accepted,

I told you I was a driver.

I can find any address.

I can find the most hidden location,

but at least give me a clue.

[Lolly] I fancy a

picnic, for what it's worth.

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You don't have an address?

We got to go door to door.

The only other guy I know

can pull that off is Santa,

and he ain't real.

Yeah, yeah. How's the car running?

I prefer combustion engines.

And you got the ring?

Yeah, I got the ring.

I hope you have the receipt,

I'm thinking we might need it.

I have the clue.

What's that clue again?

She said, "I fancy a

picnic, for what it's worth,"

and worth was in all caps.

Oh, we don't have to go door knocking,

we've got to go to every

campground, playground, beach,

or national park out there.

It's obvious to me what it means.

Uh huh.

She said, "I fancy a

picnic, for what it's worth."

Worth was all caps.

What is the closest park

to where we're standing

right here, right now?

I don't know.

Over there, Chatsworth.

Chatsworth, Chatsworth, right?

She knows where

I'm at, it's in my profile.

If she's there, I'll

bounce. Three's a crowd.

Works for me.

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Could she have brought a friend?

It's not her.

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Let's ask 'em what's up, right?

Could be a good contingency plan.

Okay, yeah, sure. Let's go.

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Good morning ladies.

Lovely morning, don't you think?

(ladies laughing)

What do you think?

I think it is, right Roy?

Every day is beautiful.

No doubt, we're looking

for a lovely lady named Lolly.

That's Pretty Miss Lolly.

Have you noticed anybody waiting around?

Our friend here, he

wants to pop the question.

That's so romantic.

Did you say Lolly?

Yeah, you saw her?

Well, my name's Molly.

So is mine.

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What's up with that?

Oh, it's Marigold. It's good

for the immune system, babe.

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Well, what about Lolly?

Why are you so interested in this Lolly?

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She was here, she told me

she wanted you to try something.

She made these for you.

She made these. She said she made these?

Come on, babe, just take some.

Yeah, let me see that.

No, no, no no.

I wanna see her, I

wanna know where she is.

Well, you said you wanted

to see Lolly, right babe?

That's that Malcolm

X, I know what you got.

There's only one way to know.

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You can close your eyes and feel it.

Feel the energy of the universe.

But sometimes it'll take you

through heaven and hell first.

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Jackson, Jackson, get up.

Get up, get up, they're gone.

That was no X.

They took the ring.

We just got roofied, I had a benzo.

But they took the ring.

Settle down.

Settle down, what do

you mean settle down?

I knew something was

different, 'cause I went,

I went to get the water in the car.

But they got the ring, the ring.

I have it, it's in my a*s.

Your a*s?

Best safe deposit box in the world.

Excuse me.

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Okay, call the bank. Cancel your sh*t.

The bank. You kidding me?

I put everything I had in the ring.

You're lucky I was thinking quick.

When the d*ck gets

hard, the brain gets soft.

(distant traffic buzzing)

Speaking of the ring, can I see it now?

(distant traffic buzzing)

Chill out, man.

You had a whole box

of sanitizer in the trunk.

God bless, Roberta.

Yeah, yeah.

Okay, but now what?

I mean, we got no cash.

We got no clues, and I got no love.

Yeah, yeah.

Not for nothing, those

flower heads gave me a clue.

Oh, yeah.

Heaven and hell.

I know this dude, Ty, he lives in a hole,

but his mind is in the ether.

His brain is fiber optics, parallel planes,

dark web, all that sh*t.

Okay, so what?

Real king of the

underworld, he surfs deep.

Okay, can he find Lolly?

He can find the origins

of this f*cked up website.

This is a cakewalk for him.

Okay, let's go there then.

Whoa, whoa, red rider.

You just can't waltz into

his place without an offering.

He's a seer, we have

to offer him something.

Like cash?

I have a better idea.

(door opening)

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I had to empty the freezer,

I saved it for a rainy day.

What, are you keeping your cash on ice?

Leg of lamb, butterflied.

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Okay, tell me again why

you think this is gonna work.

This guy is OG, I mean real OG.

He's not only a pro on

the web, he's got degrees,

like philosophy, linguistics, theology,

cosmology, computational

system, the list goes on.

He respects the old school protocol

and things of that nature.

Okay, and?

What do you sacrifice to a God?

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Oh, I see. Okay.

Can I?

Can I? Fine, have it your way.

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(foreign language)

I'm sorry, is that Latin?

I speak 17 languages,

JavaScript, Ancient Basic,

Python, Esperanto, take your pick.

English, English is fine.

What is that you're holding?

This is actually for you,

this is leg of lamb butterflied

and like I said, I brought it for you.

Lamb for me? I'm vegan.

Oh, um.

Don't worry, I have other

uses for it. Just set it down.

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Look, speak.

Right, okay.

I'm looking for a girl.

For a girl, I'm not a matchmaker.

No, I know, I already know the girl.

I talk to her through a

website, her name's Lolly.

I'm just trying to find out,

I'm trying to figure out how to get to her.

Oh, let me guess,

you're in love with her?

Yeah, I love her so much,

she's everything to me.

And look, I got her this.

This ring here that I

bought with my life savings.

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(foreign language)

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URL.

Me?

U-R-L, please.

Oh, um, next door girls.online.

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That looks complicated.

I combine the wisdom of the ancients

with modern psychology, I found it helps.

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So do you see something, anything?

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This site is bullshit. It's a scam.

No disclaimers, nothing.

(keyboard keys tapping)

Ah, it's the one eye man, mother f*ck.

Do you know him?

I battle him throughout time.

Okay, but what about Lolly?

Right, I talked to her through that site.

If you ever want to know

the true identity of this girl,

you have to speak to the one eyed man.

One eyed man?

He sees the world through one eye only.

And what does he see?

Money.

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Many others have been on the

same journey before you, dude.

And?

And there are many traps

in many forms along the way.

You might have encountered

some of them already.

He's powerful, he puts them there.

He knows everything about you.

He knows your every desire.

He uses it.

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Why?

Commerce, to take your money,

or anyone else for that matter.

If he can lead me to Lolly,

then I wanna talk to him.

Can you tell me where he is?

I have no allegiance to you.

I mean, Jackson is a

good guy, but, you know,

this is serious business.

However, I've been complacent

as of late and too arrogant,

so I feel the need to give back.

And that blood sucker cannot

be what the future holds.

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Okay, so you'll help me find Lolly then?

What's her name? What's her virtual name?

Oh, Pretty Miss Lolly.

(keyboard keys tapping)

- Lolly?

- Yeah, two L's.

Be careful what you look for,

you might not like what you find.

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Are you committed?

Yeah, 100%.

Come sit here.

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Let the camera seen you,

and push that button

so that mother f*ck

knows you'll pull the trigger.

Are you afraid?

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No.

For Lolly.

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You've done it.

Did what?

You've done it.

No, no, no, you

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(knocking on window)

(door shutting)

The guy was legit, right?

Yeah.

Did he like the lamb?

Yeah, yeah, I think so, I think so.

He gave me an address.

Well, he actually gave me four of 'em.

Why a few?

Well, 'cause it's a jumping IP.

I guess it's the possible locations.

Locations of who, Lolly?

No, the guy who runs the website.

And, well, we kind of got his attention.

So from now on, it's gonna get serious.

And I mean, the guy can lead us

to Lolly directly though and

Which one of these addresses?

Albuquerque, Depoe Bay, Oregon.

Etna, Ohio, Lompoc, California,

how are we gonna get there?

You forget those b*tches rolled us,

they took all our liquidity.

Okay, fine, we gotta, we gotta regroup.

We gotta get some cash flow

going, we gotta get focused.

I mean, I've been in that

fricking box forever, so.

You mean, think outside the box?

Exactly.

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New trash can.

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I got 50, I got a 50, I got a 50.

- 50 bucks.

- Yes.

- On the ground.

- Yes.

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(machine buzzing)

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Okay, well this is the address,

but it doesn't really look like a place

- that hosts a website.

- Look at this, man.

Just in time, I mean, I was starving.

And this is the address, no denying.

(pleasant music)

Don't touch anything, all right?

This might be the dinner

that Lolly was talking about.

Yeah, it looks like

somebody was waiting for us.

I'm gonna take a look around

and see what I can see, see who's here.

Yeah, I'll wait for the

welcoming committee.

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(door opening)

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Hey Jack.

Jackson, what happened?

I think I ate too fast.

No worries, it'll pass.

I told you to wait. What?

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Hold on.

It's them, it's those flower

head girls from before.

Jackson, you don't, are you

okay? You don't look good.

I'm okay, indigestion

(phone beeping)

- 911, what's your emergency?

- Hello, hello, yes,

I have an emergency at the Cafe Cerci

at 1025 Lomas Boulevard, Albuquerque.

I don't know, he looks like

- he has food poisoning.

- Indigestion.

He doesn't look good, So

can you just please hurry?

Go after them,

at them all, the next address.

No, I can't leave you.

Fool me once, shame on you,

fool me me twice.

(Jackson vomiting)

Okay, okay, I get it, I get it.

I, I get it.

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Depoe Bay,

Depoe Bay, Oregon.

Why, why Depoe Bay?

What can you tell me

about Depoe Bay, Oregon?

[Screen Reader] Depoe Bay,

Oregon, established in 1894

as part of the Dawes Act, is a

commercial and maritime area.

Some presidential employees

(phone beeping)

Hi. Hi, yes, my name is Roy Kirk.

I'm calling about a friend

of mine who got brought in

maybe over an hour ago.

His name is Jackson, he had food poisoning.

Yes.

Yeah, I just wanted to

see if he was admitted.

Okay, yeah, sure, sure.

If there's any changes,

if anything happens,

please just let me know, this is my number.

Thank you. Yeah, you too.

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(door bell ringing)

Come in.

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(door shutting)

(gentle me)

Excuse me, excuse me. Is

somebody here I can talk to?

Or is there somebody in charge?

What's this about?

I'm looking for Lolly.

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I'm looking for Pretty Miss

Lolly, she might be here.

Or at the very least, there's

supposed to be somebody here

who can point me in the right direction.

(upbeat music)

Why don't you just download

the app on your phone?

Because I've come a very long way,

and I'd like to actually talk to a person.

(upbeat music)

Mm.

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Is there any chance she's upstairs?

Thank you so much,

you've been very helpful.

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("Going Home with Ya" playing)

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Hey!

I'm sorry.

This is a private session.

But if you wanna join in, you need to buy

some tokens downstairs

and log in from your phone.

("Going Home with Ya" playing)

I'm just gonna go, I'm just gonna go.

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(knocking on door)

Who is it, IT?

Yeah, yeah, it's IT. I heard

you were having a problem?

("Going Home with Ya" playing)

Oh, you can come in.

("Going Home with Ya" playing)

Hi IT, you're cute.

What can I help you with?

I can't find my p*ssy,

can you help me find her?

Can I ask you a question first?

("Going Home with Ya" playing)

No, help me find her.

("Going Home with Ya" playing)

Okay, well, if you

treat your toys like this,

I'm not surprised that you lose them.

You have to help me find her.

You know, it's funny,

I was actually gonna

say the same thing to you.

Find my p*ssy first.

Okay, uh. Oh, okay, all right, well.

Okay, all right, well,

is it maybe this one?

No.

Okay, well, how about this one?

(waves crashing)

(feet padding)

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What are you doing here?

It's you.

Quite aggressive, aren't you?

Aggressive, my foot?

You stole my money.

I did.

And you poisoned my friend.

Prove it.

And you were supposed

to bring me to Lolly.

You're a sad man.

Okay, all right.

Just take a look at these

addresses and you tell me

where I can find the

man pulling the strings.

I don't know these places.

Really, this address is on this list,

they're connected, think.

You are mentally insane.

You're an incel, do you know that?

- Incel?

- Yeah.

Why does that even mean?

Just tell me what I wanna know,

or I start trashing things.

No kidding, calm down boss.

All you want is Lolly, right?

Let me see that list again.

This one, 8th Century Road, Etna, Ohio.

That's the one?

Positively.

Thank you, that's all I wanted.

Wait, what if Lolly doesn't exist?

What if she's just a concept?

What are you gonna do,

start blasting people in shopping malls?

No, is that who you think I am?

No, I'm leaving.

Are you sure you wanna

lose this opportunity?

We're alone, you know?

25% off, virtual, in-person chat room.

I'll be your Lolly.

You're nothing like her.

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Bye babe.

(canister spraying)

(Roy groaning)

(fist thudding)

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(waves crashing)

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(wind howling)

(birds squawking)

(wind howling)

(feet shuffling)

(birds squawking)

(wind howling)

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Stop, sit down.

Can I just have some water.

- We ain't got no water?

- Why?

(bottle scrunching)

Don't forget to recycle.

Did he have anything on him?

Not much, that phone, a

couple cards, all declined.

A few bucks, that's it.

What about my car?

You mean my car?

No, no. You mean our car?

You sold it to me for a penny, remember?

It's your money.

But no worries, it's good

for your tax, for charity?

What charity would that be?

Save the internet.

(Roy coughing)

Hold on man, let me help you out.

(punch thudding)

Better now?

We need good, clean

adult entertainment websites.

They're becoming extinct.

Yeah.

So why do you have a

hard on for this guy's website?

I don't care about the

site, I'm looking for Lolly.

(paper shuffling)

You mean her?

(man laughing)

Are you an idiot?

She's, what do they call it?

AI.

No, no. That's not what

she is, she's a real person.

She's a real person, she's a real person.

I said AI.

Why'd you hit him?

I don't know.

So let's get this straight.

You're trying to take

down this guy's website?

Our guy, a dangerous guy,

to prove some point.

Look, in this country,

land of opportunity.

One man make a website to improve lives.

What's wrong with that?

I don't care about his website,

I just wanna ask him where Lolly is.

Why didn't you go to FAQ,

instead of driving halfway

around the country?

It would have been a whole lot easier.

Look, gas is expensive, but WiFi is free.

I wanted to talk to a real-life person,

is that not an option anymore?

No, no, no.

Nowadays, people go to multiverse.

So why they have to talk to in-person?

Enough!

f*ck this guy. Blast him.

(body thudding)

(wind howling)

(feet scuffling)

(wind howling)

f*ck.

Why didn't you sh**t him?

(birds squawking)

You seriously think he's gonna make it?

One less m*rder rap.

Good point, good point.

(birds squawking)

(windmill churning)

(pleasant music)

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(can rattling)

(pleasant music)

(pleasant music continues)

Hello my friend, what can I do for you?

Well, I'm having a lot

of trouble around here.

These squatters are squirming around here

like a bunch of yellow jackets.

They're doing nothing but

smoking meth, doing drugs,

and doing absolutely nothing productive.

- Squatting?

- Yeah.

You better do something

before I have to do something,

and I mean it.

(pleasant music)

(windmill churning)

(wind howling)

(stirring music)

(wind howling)

(gravel shuffling)

(gravel shuffling continues)

(gentle music)

(birds chirping)

(feet shuffling)

(gentle music)

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(blanket shuffling)

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(wind howling)

(pleasant music)

(wind howling)

(feet shuffling)

(wind howling)

Come on, okay.

(wind howling)

(wind howling continues)

(pleasant music)

(grass shuffling)

(pleasant music)

(pleasant music continues)

- Hey, hey, stop.

- Hey, wait, check this out.

(pleasant music)

(feet padding)

(pleasant music)

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(pleasant music continues)

(pleasant music continues)

(pleasant music continues)

(wind howling)

(radio music playing)

(keys rattling)

Good morning, sunshine.

It's your lucky day.

Somebody's here to see you.

(radio music playing)

Jackson, you're all right.

Are you ready to give up?

Can you get me outta here?

That's why I'm here, but

after that, you're on your own.

You got any belongings?

The ring, it's at the front

desk with my dead phone,

I have to claim them.

You're gonna need 'em,

they put a three day notice on your place.

I don't care.

You better start caring,

get your head straight.

What happened to you?

I do computer coding now.

It's very lucrative, I enjoy it immensely.

I have another address, right?

8th Century Road, Etna, Ohio.

Lolly's there, the girl told me.

Who?

The girl from the

picnic, the park, Molly.

Oh, the ones who tried to poison us?

Just help me get there, please.

I'm already trying to get you outta here.

(radio music playing)

(keys rattling)

(gate squeaking)

(indistinct)

At least they have each other.

(radio music playing)

Years ago, hobos and

vagabonds could live on the railroad.

America was a romantic place.

The world's different now.

We have to keep up with the times,

or let them roll over us.

There's no use fighting it.

My mom said there'll always

be a need to love someone.

For her it was me, her only child.

And for me, it's Lolly, my only love.

My friend, Lolly's part of a world

that you've yet to come to terms with.

(radio music playing)

Here.

You do what you gotta do. Take it.

(radio music playing)

(radio continues playing)

(radio continues playing)

(insects chirping)

(dog barking)

(insects chirping)

(insect chirping continues)

(people chatting)

He's f*cking knocked out.

He had a long night.

Hey, snoozing pretty hard, bro.

You all right?

Oh, yeah. I guess I was just tired.

I've been on the road for a while.

Where are you headed?

Etna, Ohio.

You said Etna?

Fritz, pull out the map.

We got a gig right over

in Columbus by Ohio State,

it's a little joint.

Wait a minute.

Oh, maps, not apps, bro.

Shame on you, be ashamed of yourself.

(insects chirping)

- Etna?

- Yeah.

Yeah. It's right over here.

You're going there right now?

Yeah, dude. We're the Facians.

The Facians, what's that?

Bro, the last of a kind,

we're the last rock band in the world.

How so?

All EDM now dude, took everything over.

Now you just eat your

flowers and you get down.

(insects chirping)

Okay, so can I come with you guys?

I mean, I'm looking for my girl.

Please, right? Ohio can't be that big.

All right, true dude. Our

manager's coming to pick us up.

We'll get you your girl.

Yeah, I can come?

- Yeah.

- All right.

Let's chill for a sec.

You know, we're still hanging out,

he's gotta pick us up, relax bro.

For how long?

- We'll get there.

- Yeah.

We're gonna get you to

Etna, let's get this guy to Etna.

(insects chirping)

(engine purring)

Oh sh*t, that's him,

that's our guy. All right.

(feet shuffling)

I'll take this.

Okay.

What's up boss?

Hello.

- How we doing?

- Hello guys.

- Yeah man.

- Is everybody good?

We got some more cargo with us.

- Let's do it man.

- Hello.

Right, let's get in the truck guys.

(pleasant music)

(door slamming)

(engine revving)

("Be Bold Be Brave" playing)

("Be Bold Be Brave" playing)

("Be Bold Be Brave" playing)

("Be Bold Be Brave" playing)

("Be Bold Be Brave" playing)

("Be Bold Be Brave" ending)

(birds chirping)

Yeah, so you know what I did?

I f*cking told her to get down,

but she wouldn't give it up,

she wouldn't give it up.

So I'm like, yeah, you wanna taste metal?

You wanna taste metal?

f*cking dumb a*s.

So why you didn't k*ll her?

Oh no.

I'm all about diplomacy first.

One less homicide.

Good point.

(gate shutting)

(dog barking)

(stirring music)

(dog barking)

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(feet shuffling)

(stirring music)

(door sliding)

(door shutting)

(earphones rattling)

(feet padding)

(background music playing)

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(background music continues playing)

(background music continues playing)

(stirring music)

(stirring music continues)

(stirring music continues)

Hello, weary traveler,

Greetings and felicitations.

You finally made it.

Yeah.

My boys didn't think you'd get this far,

but they obviously

miscalculated, I know different.

I know about obsession, the thirst.

I know it fuels people.

It's my business, you see?

Are you the one eyed man?

I wish.

I know you've been on the road a long time.

Perhaps you'd like a shower,

refreshment, hand gel?

Virtual, of course.

You see, I also spend

many days on the road.

In fact, it's a highway.

The information super

highway, ever heard of it?

Where's Lolly? Ever heard of her?

Can I have Ranya take you to the spa,

get you a cold beverage?

Ranya, darling.

(feet padding)

What do you want?

Would you grab our

guest a cold drink, please?

Would you leave us alone?

She's always losing her p*ssy.

I'm so sorry, she's usually such a gem.

(door squeaking)

Listen, I don't care about your games,

I don't care who you are.

I just wanna find where Lolly is,

and everything has been pointing me here.

You wanted to play a game with me?

You wanna sabotage my operation?

Oh, how fun. Let's f*ck with

a nice man on the internet.

Surely you didn't think

that that was the only

medium of my command.

When I was on your

controlled website, Girl Next Door,

there's a woman out

three, Pretty Miss Lolly.

Maybe her name's just Lolly.

I need to find her, that's

the only reason I'm here.

That's all I care about.

But every time I try to find her,

there's a new roadblock in my way.

So just tell me where

she is, and I'll leave.

Wow, that's some testimonial.

Sincere, heartfelt. Were

you once an altar boy?

No.

Did the monseigneur give you a hard time?

- No.

- Then come my boy,

come into my altar.

Yes, please. Oh, don't be afraid.

My eye, I know, it's slightly off putting.

I sacrificed my eye for divine wisdom.

You know the gods, they

always want something.

I'm grateful to them,

this one works better now.

Funny how that works, don't you think?

Now, here we have Sassy Sally.

Looks like someone just sent her an SNS.

They wanna invite her

to the movies, how quaint.

Now, we can't answer too quickly.

We need to keep them hooked,

we need to think of something plausible.

Would you help me think of

something, a collaborative?

We can't wait too long, but

we do have a couple minutes.

Keep 'em hooked, keep the engine running

and the meter on, get it?

Why don't you just let Sassy Sally answer?

Because the Sally's of the

world don't wanna talk to him,

he's fat and old and has no game.

Why don't you give Sally the option?

Because there is no Sassy Sally,

nor does Margo the Mill,

nor does Cutie Patootie,

nor does Pretty Miss Lolly.

That's bullshit.

I created these characters.

Mr one. Eyed man's neighborhood, get it?

Well, how do you justify your actions?

I weave scenarios for all

those lost souls out there.

I type the things they wanna hear.

How great your c*ck looks, how I miss you,

how I pray we can run

away together someday.

Chat rooms, websites,

video vixens, you name it,

and I take their money.

And maybe just, maybe I

make those lonely, desperate,

pathetic lives feel just a

little bit more connected.

That's my means of justification.

And then some bored little

f*ck like you comes around

and wants more, just can't

leave well enough alone.

The palm of your hand

is just not good enough.

I wanna see Lolly's page.

Bring it up now, I wanna see.

With pleasure. You

know, she's super popular.

One of my most brilliant

and ethereal creations.

(gentle music)

That's why I had to try to

extinguish you. Uh, sorry.

Yeah, you can sit in as

Lolly, go back and forth.

It'll be like this

romantically charged form of masturbation.

Isn't this whole 19th

century routine just fantastic?

I've got guys emptying their pockets,

and blowing their loads all

over their antiquated desktops.

Ah, keep those paper towels close by.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

It hurts, doesn't it?

Good, just like you tried to hurt me.

No.

That's a picture of a real person,

a real person who had a mother,

who grew up and went to school.

Who maybe loved a dog or a cat,

who maybe had a favorite

cartoon or favorite food,

who maybe had the capacity for real love.

The grand illusion, my friend.

She exists, she exists somewhere.

She exists, I wanna know where she is.

She exists in a world of

things that are unattainable,

so I make them attainable

up to a certain point.

Well, then you better have your meatheads

come in here and k*ll me

before I dismantle your old stinking rig.

You couldn't dismantle a fly.

Anyway, the answer you seek

has been right in front of you.

Where? How?

I know our saboteur

traced four IP addresses,

connected to four actual addresses.

You went in the wrong order.

Lompoc,

California, back across the country.

Take the car.

Are your server's gonna jump me?

The fact that you are here right now

makes me more pissed at them, not you.

But make no mistake, I see you on the web,

I see you back here, there

is a b*llet waiting for you

and it is not virtual.

Do you understand?

(stirring music)

Crystal.

Good.

(keyboard keys tapping)

(Roy shuffling)

Why are you helping me?

Hmm, help, my dear friend,

is a matter of interpretation.

(stirring music)

(birds chirping)

(feet padding)

(upbeat music)

(birds chirping)

(upbeat music)

By the way, he wants

to see you two. Have fun.

(feet shuffling)

(g*n thudding)

(gate shutting)

(birds chirping)

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(pleasant music continues)

(boxes shuffling)

(door shutting)

(lady gasping)

Can I help you?

I'm so sorry to disturb you, miss.

I just am having some car problems,

and I had broken down

outside your front gate.

There's a buzzer.

Why, I didn't know.

I was just talking to one

of your workers down there,

and they said I can find you up here.

And are you Lolly?

Lolly?

I'm Roberta, Roberta

Strange. And you're trespassing.

Wait.

It's me. It's me, it's Roy.

Roy, it's Roy Kirk.

I finally, I made it to dinner.

I think you're mixed up.

This isn't an Airbnb or a restaurant,

this is a private property.

No, here, this is you on the screen.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I

don't mean to frighten you.

I just, I don't know what to say,

except that it's me.

It's Roy, I talk to you

all the time on the site.

I know you from this

site, please just look at it.

(gentle music)

You can bring it closer.

(gentle music)

These are pictures I took

with a photographer years ago

for my portfolio, or so I thought.

Pretty Miss Lolly, that's a made up name.

Your car didn't break down,

what are you really doing here?

I'll use this to call the cops,

and there's a ton of

workers on this property.

That's fine, that's

fine. You can call them.

I won't move an inch, just,

may I say something?

Please, Miss Lolly, can I just

have a moment of your time?

I thought we were talking,

maybe I just hoped we were,

but now I know it's not real.

But you, you are real.

And, I mean, I traveled the country twice

back and forth to find you.

I gave you what little I had

for the chance to have you

acknowledge that I'm a human being,

that I have feelings and

emotions that are real for you,

or who I thought you were.

And this, I bought this

for you. I bought it for you.

I know it's small and pathetic,

but it's real, so look at it.

I know it's dirty, but any

jewelry store will clean it.

(gentle music)

It's beautiful, must have cost a fortune.

You thought I was a person named Lolly?

A person who you were

in a relationship with?

For how long?

Over a year.

I don't know, I guess in

some twisted, messed up way,

I thought I was in love with you.

I thought you loved me too, and.

I know that that only

mattered to me, but it,

it kept me going.

And that's why the ring

and all this madness.

I'm flattered, but

for better or for worse,

I'm a married woman.

Okay, that website misrepresented me.

I have a completely different life,

and that's the reality.

My life comes with its

own unique set of problems.

But I can't run from those,

just like you can't run from yours.

(wind howling)

It's nice to meet you Roy Kirk.

(wind howling)

(birds chirping)

("Wait For Me" playing)

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("Wait For Me" continues playing)

("Wait For Me" continues playing)

("Wait For Me" continues playing)

("Wait For Me" continues playing)

("Wait For Me" continues playing)

("Wait For Me" continues playing)

("I Owe It To You" playing)

("I Owe It To You" continues playing)

("I Owe It To You" continues playing)

("I Owe It To You" continues playing)

("I Owe It To You" continues playing)

("I Owe It To You" continues playing)

("I Owe It To You" continues playing)

("I Owe It To You" continues playing)

("I Owe It To You" continues playing)

("I Owe It To You" continues playing)

(birds chirping)

(wind howling)