04x28 - Medic!

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ MTV ♪

- My body hurts.

- You faceplanted off the stage.

- Oh! - Man down!

- No recollection.

- The next chapter of this journey

is our gender reveal on the last day.

- Everybody knows it's a boy.

Oh, my God!

- It's a boy! The wall has landed, okay?

- So tired of the wall. - I want to run through a wall

and have it explode a specific color.

- I want to hold a surprise

dual baby shower on our last day.

- I hope stuff don't pop off at the baby shower.

- I hope not. Like, come on.

- She's so lucky she's drunk.

- "Oh, she's so lucky." Are you gonna fight me?

- When she's Dren, she's two people.

- Most concerning thing to me is what she said to my husband.

- You treat him like dog [bleep].

I hope one day you find a respectable woman.

- You need to tell her how you truly feel.

- Now, party's here.

Just, like-- [b*mb falls, explodes]

It's time to diffuse this b*mb.

- R. - S.

- V. - P.

all: To the rescue!

[upbeat music]

- Yeah, buddy!

- The Situation is under construction.

- This might not have been the best idea.

- We're so classy now.

- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.

- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!

- Um, hello?

♪ ♪

[wind howling]

[dramatic tone]

[dance music building]

♪ ♪

- Mike-- - Oh!

- Ahh!

- Is he okay? - Holy [bleep]. [bleep].

- Yo, I'm not kidding. - No, no.

- Oh, [bleep].

- Ahh!

- Oh my God. Oh my God.

- You all right? - Oh my God.

- Is he okay? - No, he's not okay.

Guys, we need a medic.

- We need a medic! - Medic!

- That [bleep] was real.

- Medic!

- ♪ It's a good day ♪

♪ For the truth to come out ♪

- I just don't know how she's gonna handle all this.

- Where are you going? You going to your room?

- Yeah, I'll go to my room. - I love you.

- I love you, too.

[line trilling] - Hello?

- Hey, RSVP wants to just make sure that you're good

and that we leave this trip on a positive note.

- All right. I'll be there, okay?

- All right, thanks. - Drama never sleeps, bro.

- So, I went to Angelina's room.

- Mm. - She's very mad.

- Nicole was doing really insulting things to her,

that we weren't aware of.

Nicole might not even realize

what she said or did, because it was Dren.

- Let's make sure these parties go off

without people getting upset.

- I hope Nicole will give Angelina an apology,

so we can just celebrate this baby shower today.

I don't want anything to pop off.

- BRB.

Which one is it again? Hello? No.

I can't find this [bleep] room. Which one is it?

Which one is it again? I'm lost.

- Uh-oh. - Shut up, Vinny. I hear you.

- Good morning. - Good morning.

- We liked your speech last night.

- My speech was fire. - Yeah, dumpster fire.

[laughter] - Last night was a whirlwind.

- So, what happened last night? - Uh, where do I begin?

- I hope one day you find a respectable woman.

- She was, like, throwing [bleep] at my head,

and I was just ignoring it.

But the worst part was when she was telling Chris

that he deserves a better girl than me.

Let me tell you, if I ever did that to her,

she would have never accepted that.

- I felt bad for Angelina last night. I really did.

- %.

- Last thing I want is Angelina to feel like we're, you know...

- Nicole comes back, and--

- Ganging up on her or something,

'cause that's not it at all. That wasn't good last night.

- Last night wasn't okay. We only asked you to come here

'cause we want to see how we can fix it.

Just that we want to know how we can come together

and you guys can become friends again.

- Exactly. - We would love that.

- This vacation's almost over,

and you don't want to leave a vacation like this.

- This is just crazy to me.

I'm just like--my mind is blown.

- Yeah, you actually held your composure. Like, you did--

- You did a great job. - You did well.

- I've come such a long way with Angelina.

I don't want to go backwards with her.

So, I'm hoping that they could work it out.

- We have to do a Jenni's birthday party redo.

- I know. [both laugh]

- Boo, let's go.

I have no idea how I'm pulling off this baby shower today.

So, I'm dragging my boo with me.

- Ugh. - We're all hungover.

It's supposed to be a surprise.

- [sighs] - How you feeling?

- I wish I took a nap.

I don't remember much

from last night, but I know I'm alive.

So, all right, let's get this [bleep] started.

I'm ready to drink.

- Oh, I forgot to tell you I invited Paola.

- [gasps]

- Hi, Mama Paola. It's Jenni.

- Hello, Jenni. - I was wondering

if you would like to come to our dual baby shower tomorrow.

- Of course.

- Here we are. - Cute!

- Wow, baby. Look at the cake. - So cute!

I love baby showers! I'm gonna throw up.

- Oh, God. - Am I pregnant?

- No, you're hungover. - [bleep] off.

- I am really excited.

We have two beautiful pregnant women

that deserve to be celebrated.

Oh, baby.

- Oh, baby. - Oh, this is a surprise?

- You didn't tell them, did you?

- No. Surprise!

- Just Angelina knows, but she didn't come and help, so.

- She's supposed to be here? - Possibly.

- I mean, I don't remember much from last night,

but I do remember throwing crab in Angelina's hair,

so girl, I'm sorry.

But I feel like that's not a reason for her

to be pissed at me, so I feel like something else happened.

I know I had a great time, and I enjoyed myself,

but what I said, or if Dren came, I don't know.

- Maybe you two should have a conversation today.

- Tell her speak with Dren.

Whatever Dren does, it's not my fault.

- Listen, I truly know that there is a difference

between Nicole and Dren. But at the same time,

Nicole has to take a little bit of accountability.

- Speak with the Dren. - She can't always use the fact

that she's Drenning, or whatever she calls herself.

- Yeah. - It's not an excuse.

- I'm sorry. But-- - So, you gotta tell her that.

- You gotta say that to her.

- I know, but she likes to just brush [bleep] under the rug

and then laugh it off, like--

- So, you need to just resolve those issues now,

like you did with JWOWW and Deener...

- Yes. - And move down one day

at a time, and you'll be fine.

- Like, I don't want to have to [bleep] do this the last day.

But the boys are helping me, and we'll see what happens.

I can't.

That's all I can do. All right. - Stay positive

and always keep your hands up at this meeting.

- Yes. - Hands up.

- All right, goodbye, guys. Thank you.

- Uh-oh. - Mama!

- She's got trays. - Oh, no.

No, no, no, we got it.

I told Paola not to bring any food.

You don't have to bring anything.

We would just love your presence.

- Empty-handed? Okay.

- Empty-handed.

- Hi! - Hi, Mama!

And she walks in with, like, platters.

I said don't bring anything!

- Well, I have more trays in the car.

- Oh, [bleep].

- What'd your bring?

- Cutlet, pasta.

- Wow. Sausage and peppers.

Tomato and mozzarell.

Parm. Meatballs. Penne. Ziti?

Only an Italian mother would bring Sunday dinner

to a fully-catered party.

- I'm so excited. I'm cheating today.

[bleep] it.

[phone ringing]

- Hello? - Vin.

What the--what's going on?

I've been ready for three [bleep] hours.

- Ready for what? - For this [bleep] shower.

[inaudible] the shower for the girls--the girls' shower.

- Oh, the baby shower? It got canceled.

It got canceled.

- [indistinct] got canceled?

- Sorry about that, bro.

Like, Uncle Nino, you were invited here for a day.

What are you still doing here? You can just go home now.

- [indistinct muttering] [bleep]

[bleep] [indistinct muttering] [bleep]

- All right.

I'm breaking--bad service. Bad service.

I'll see you in Staten Island. All right, bye.

- Shower's canceled. The [bleep] it's canceled?

Take me back home. Coming home, Staten Island!

- Yeah, hi, is this the front desk?

I'm just checking in on a delivery.

I'm wondering if the wall

that I had shipped to you guys had been delivered yet?

Okay, can we just keep it inside?

Because this is sort of a surprise.

No one really knows about this,

so I really don't want this in plain sight.

Okay, thank you so much. Bye.

All right, honeys.

- What's happening? - My wall has arrived.

- The wall's here? - The wall is here.

- So, the fact that this guy wants to reenact

running through a wall

in celebration of our gender reveal--like,

am I the only one that thinks this is crazy?

- This rematch of BDS versus the wall is for us,

myself, our future, the baby.

I mean, guys, let's keep it real.

That wall in Italy sucker-punched me.

[yelling] [bleep]! - Stop.

Stop! - [screams]

It's time for the rematch.

- Honey. - Yeah.

- I've known the gender of this baby for a minute now.

- Facts. - So, why are we doing this?

- This trip has been a full circle for Big Daddy Sitch.

- Whatever you say. - Okay?

I was able to face Ronald Magro in the ring one last time.

[all yelling, cheering]

And now, honey, to complete my comeback,

I will face the wall one last time.

- All right, let's do it.

[line trilling] - Hello?

- Hey. We're ready. The food is out.

I'm gonna trust you to handle this

and make sure everyone runs in before them, okay?

- Oh, God. - Thank you so much, Angelina.

- No, don't do this to me!

Jenni knows that Angelina

is never on time for [bleep].

[knocking]

- What? - It's lunchtime. We gotta go.

- Yeah? - You guys ready for lunch?

- Well, winter bae-cation. - Yep.

- Winter bae-cation for everybody but Vinny.

- Vinny's the only one with nobody. Poor Vin.

- Oh, guys, come on.

So, we're gonna turn around and just say "Surprise."

all: Surprise!

- I have a bit of a surprise. - Oh my God, another one?

- Oh, it's happening!

- What is that? - [laughing]

- Oh! - Ahh!

[both scream]

[lively music]

♪ ♪

all: Surprise!

- I walk in and hear "surprise,"

and I'm like, "Wait."

My pregnancy brain had to, like, reboot.

Like, what are we surprising?

- [laughs]

- Did I forget something?

- Baby shower!

- Oh, thank you, guys.

- [laughing] That's pregnancy brain.

- Deena's crying. - Thank you.

- Surprise! - Thank you, guys.

Oh my God, this is so amazing.

Like, I wasn't sure

if I was gonna have a shower or sprinkle,

'cause this is my second baby.

- So cute. I love it.

- I love all the decorations.

Aww, and Paola's here!

- Whoa, she brought the Italian food.

- Yes, little boy. [both laugh]

- So cute.

Oh, my God, we are getting so spoiled today.

- Let's eat.

- I'm ready to get Paola's food

in my belly.

all: Thank you, Paola.

- I'll do antipast first. - Yeah, the Italian way.

- I love antipast. - God, this is so good.

- Jenni did such an amazing job.

- I'm starving.

- Yeah, get some-get some-get some.

- I'm dying today. - And the food is amazing.

I love the meat and cheese.

I'm so excited to celebrate baby Cameron.

- It's Sunday somewhere.

- Honey, let's get some appetizers.

Come on. - Okay.

- It's pretty dope that we're actually

having a dual baby shower.

Let's get the little salamis, you know.

This spread here is just glorious.

Chris, leave some for [inaudible], come on.

- I'm taking all this.

- The foods are just bountiful.

- Oh, everything is so good. - Little salamis.

I love peppers, to be honest with you.

This is what life is all about.

- This is the best baby shower I ever went to.

- Did a good job with this boy here.

- Yep. - You did.

- I try. But it wasn't hard.

I hope-I hope you have what I have.

- Yeah. - Oh, no, don't tell them that.

They don't want-they don't want that.

Because of COVID, me and my mom barely have seen each other.

You know, I just got a house in LA.

- Look at that view. - Wow.

- You're staring down at West Hollywood.

- This is insane.

- I'm spending more time on the West Coast.

So, now I got my mom next to me, so that's amazing.

- Jenni, do you know that he's leaving?

- You're okay with that? - The truth?

No, absolutely not.

- I've been thinking a lot, and looking at houses in LA.

- I'll throw my shoe at you. - All right. Okay.

Everybody knows how much I love my mom.

So, of course I'm gonna miss her.

- I still can't believe that you even bought the house.

It's far, Jenni. It's not-- - No, it's not an easy--

- Like, you can get in your car,

you know what I mean, and go. - Yeah.

- I don't have a to .

I can come back to New York any time.

- I know. I'm happy that you have the house.

- Aww.

- Always supported my kids. Never said no.

- I ate too much.

- Thank you for, last night, taking-taking care of my hair.

I didn't even know it was back there.

If it wasn't for you, I would have been

walking around with that. Thank you.

- Really? You didn't feel it?

- I felt it, but I didn't know that there was left stuff.

- She hit it hard. - Yeah.

Five times. - [laughs]

I see Nicole sitting there.

And I'm not nervous. Because I know

I didn't do anything wrong last night, you know?

She's the one that should feel some type of way.

What was that? Was that, like, shrimp?

- The crab cake and shrimp. Yeah.

- You hungover at all? - Yes.

- Mm-hmm. - I feel like [bleep].

Everyone's in the party, and I'm looking at Angelina,

and she won't make eye contact with me.

I'm like, [bleep].

Like, I literally hate drama, and I hate all this [bleep],

and now I have to deal with this.

And it was my fault.

- You guys are gonna talk through it.

- Yeah, you guys gotta work it out.

Have a chat.

- Too many unresolved issues. - I need a real apology.

- I've always dreamt of this day, to finally be a dad.

- What's the baby name? - Tell us.

- I've been wearing the first initial this whole trip.

- What? - What was it?

- Starts with an R.

- Rauly D.

[laughter]

[energetic music]

- It was two baby showers for the price of one.

They gave us a real.

- Buy one, get one free. - Mm-hmm.

- Are you gonna eat your placenta?

You put it in pulls. Yeah.

- Do I eat them too? - No.

- I would like to start the festivities off

with the cake-cutting ceremonies. One.

- Make a wish. Make a wish. - Two.

♪ ♪

First piece is cut, guys. all: Whoo!

- Yeah!

- I'm so freaking bloated from this trip.

- To Deena and Chris. - Oh, I was gonna make a wish.

I have to make a wish. - You told me to make a wish,

and then you didn't make the wish.

- That's why I keep [bleep].

- Whoever got the Funfetti cake, good job.

- Okay, good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.

- Oh my God, he's hosting again, guys. He's hosting.

- Tonight's activity list:

we're playing baby shower bingo.

all: Whoo!

- Yeah. I'm, like, now the designated host

of all of our vacations. all: Yeah!

- I am an entertainer, and a jack of all trades.

I'm a stripper. I have a cookbook.

[bell dings] I'm a great speechwriter.

I was in an off-Broadway play.

I'm also a reality TV star. [bell dinging]

I'm in high demand this trip. Hello, everybody.

- Boo! You suck!

all: Boo! - You suck!

- You know, I'm, like, the live entertainment.

- You suck! [music slows, stops]

- So, I want to take my career to the next level.

- What do I win? - You win a trip to...

- The Poconos. - The Poconos.

I'm gonna host baby shower bingo.

On these boards, you'll find a bunch of actions

and things that you never want your children to do,

that we've done ourselves.

- [indistinct] - Smush.

- Pulling a robbery. - Pee behind a bar.

- These little bingos aren't numbers and letters.

They're actually things we say--"Cabs are here,"

smush, GTL. This is dope.

- Okay. So, the first ball up,

we have "Our cabs are here."

- That's me! Yeah! Hey, I won!

- Damn it! - Yeah! Hey, I won!

Cabs are here! Cabs are here!

- Social media. - This is crap.

- Whoo!

- And of course, Angelina has social media on her card.

She's, like, the social media queen.

- [indistinct]!

- Viral squad. - Viral squad.

- Oh, come on.

- I am loving baby bingo right now.

We are years old, everyone,

in a nursing home,

because we're all freaking out over bingo.

- TMZ. all: Whoo!

- TMZ, Ronnie. This is a big one, guys.

You ready for it? Speech! all: Speech!

- That's what I'm talking about!

all: Speech! - Anything Uncle Nino says.

- Yes! - Anything Uncle Nino says.

- "Aww, horse[bleep]." - Whoo!

- You even suck at hosting this.

- You suck! - Somebody throw something!

- Don't throw something. - His mom's here.

- Put out couch. - Pullout couch, you nerd.

- You wearing your glasses, hon?

[laughter]

- Strip. - Horse's a*s.

- A classic: GTL. - Bingo!

- Bingo! - Oh!

- I got it too! - We got two winners!

- Whoa! - BDS is winning these days.

- Sorry.

- Bingo and baby bump? Awesome.

- Here you go. Congratulations.

- I like winning.

- Baby shower bingo is lit.

- Whoo-hoo!

- Whoo! - Yay!

- Mike, I feel like you're glowing.

- I've always dreamt of this day.

This is the biggest role of my life--to finally be a dad.

And I can share it with my best friends.

- Aww. - What's the baby name?

[laughter] - Tell us.

- I've been wearing the first initial this whole trip.

- What? - I knew it! I knew it!

- What was it? - It starts with an R.

- R? - Ooh, Rasputia.

- [laughing] Rasputia.

- I was like, "Rasputia."

- Rafael? - Robin. Robin.

- Ronaldo. - Nope.

- Rauly D.

- Roman. - No!

- Romeo? - Romeo!

- Romeo! - It's Romeo.

- Romeo. all: Yeah!

- I'm very happy to announce that the name of Baby Situation

is going to be Romeo Rain Sorrentino.

- Very cute. - Oh, so cute.

- Yeah, so it's pretty fitting

that we guys told you guys the name...

- Yeah. - 'Cause you guys are family.

- Why am I crying?

The fact that she shared that

with us--because it is very--like,

your first baby name, you don't tell a soul.

I remember that with Lorenzo.

No, I feel like I told everyone it was Lorenzo.

But I still get it.

So, the fact that she was able to share that

with us is huge.

- Angelina, don't tell anyone. - TMZ, hello?

- Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah. - Are you ?

- Ah-ah. [laughter]

- No, I will.

- Come on. I'm a little nervous.

- Can we go talk?

[dramatic music]

- One!

- I'm going through for myself,

my family, and my future.

all: Ah!

- Oh! - Ahh!

- Holy [bleep]. [inaudible] [bleep].

- Oh, [bleep].

- Chris! Are you okay? - Are you serious?

- [inaudible]. - We need a medic.

- We need a medic!

- ♪ I've got the feeling ♪

♪ There's a breakdown ♪

♪ Breakdown ♪

♪ Breakdown ♪

♪ I've got the feeling ♪

- I'm going to the bar. I'm going to the bar.

I'll take another Tito's and club.

- No, I will.

- Come on. I'm a little nervous.

- It's getting closer to the end of the baby shower,

and Nicole and I,

we have not had our conversation.

- Go now. - Get it over with.

- Can I have a drink, then, first?

- Yeah. Fill it up, and go. - Be careful with those.

- I need alcohol in my life. - I feel you.

- It just sucks that there has to be a sit-down at all.

- Here's your time-your time. This is your time to shine.

- I did not want last night to even happen.

- Are you mad at me?

- Can we go talk? - Yeah.

- Want me to sit here? - Yeah, just right here.

- But listen, it's better to do it before we leave here

than to keep this dragging on for another ten months.

I just want to get this over with already.

- [clears throat]

- Yeah, you got drunk.

But I didn't know where it was coming from.

- Dren can be a d*ck. - I get it.

But I was, like, so taken back, because I'm like,

"Oh my God, like, I thought we just had a good brunch."

- I can say really [bleep] stuff when I'm drunk.

I'm an as*h*le, and I know I'm an as*h*le.

And when I drink, I say as*h*le [bleep].

And I get it. The fact that, like,

this happened, I'm, like, oh my God.

- You just, like, walked up to Chris, and you were like,

"You need a better girl," or something like that.

- She treats you terribly. - Oh, God.

- I hope one day you find a respectable woman.

- Nicole, I'm right here, b*tch.

- I would never say that.

- Do you think that, like, it's, like,

something that maybe is, like, unfinished with us? Like--

- No. I know she's mad at me,

and I feel like [bleep].

But I'm a very kind and nice person.

Dren is not me.

I hate this [bleep].

- Oh, look at that. - I feel like it

would have been better if you talked to Nicole first.

- I tried, and she just brushed it off.

I really just want Angelina and Nicole to get it out today,

'cause we're literally leaving, like--in, like, a couple hours.

So, I really would like them to say

whatever they need to say right now.

- And, like, I'm not trying to fight with you.

Like, I really-- - Neither am I. Dren is a d*ck.

- Like, woman to woman, like,

I know no marriages are perfect.

But I felt like this was coming from somewhere else.

Like, I don't-I don't know.

Like, I don't know if you were mad at me about something.

But, like, you were, like, going up Chris saying,

like, "You need a better girl.

You treat your husband like [bleep]."

- I don't remember that. I'm sorry.

- You kept bringing up Point Pleasant too.

- I'm annoyed at her with the whole Point Pleasant thing.

- What? You still mad at me about that?

- No! I don't know. I just spiral out of control

and, like, try and find all the past [bleep]

and just bring it up. I honestly can't explain it,

and I feel very bad, and I'm so sorry.

- I'm happy that you said that--

- I'm in the wrong, and I can be an as*h*le sometimes.

I'm really trying to work on it.

- I appreciate that. - And it's okay for you

to be mad. I'd be mad too.

- I'm actually--I'm--like,

I'm happy you said sorry. - Yeah. You know what I mean?

Like, 'cause that's all I really wanted.

- Honestly, I feel horrible for what I said.

It's just the total opposite of me.

And it pisses me off with the fact that it happens.

- Like, I really like you as a person, and, like...

- Same.

- I want you to come on these things.

I want you to be around. Like, you know--

- If it makes you feel any better,

Dren is only mean to people

that she really loves and cares about.

- I mean, Dren must really love me to death.

- Sorry, but you treat him like [bleep].

Are you gonna fight me? - [bleep]

- Come, let's go back to [inaudible].

Come. - She's a [bleep] moron.

- You need to stop mixing [bleep], girl.

- No. What's the [bleep] fun in that?

I'm not k*lling Dren. It's not happening.

She's great. No matter how bad I hate her,

she's a good [bleep] time. I just wish she was nicer.

Remember we did our fight in Miami?

Hold my earrings, please.

- Oh, yeah. This is what's up. - Don't [bleep] do--

- [yelling] - Off of me! Jeez!

- Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! - Yeah!

- That wasn't me.

"Hold my earrings, b*tch." I would never say that.

That was Dren. This is why I hate Dren so much.

But, like, I can't blame Dren, because it's literally me.

I feel bad.

I sowwy. Want to go get a drink?

- Come on. Let's go.

- I'm sorry, Angeleeners. I love you.

- Hey, girl. Besties.

- She's a fun time. Let's get it started.

- Could I not see her ever again?

- I can't control it.

- No! No more! - Presents.

- Jenni forgot to get Deener a gift.

It's [bleep] up. - You guys are good?

- Yeah. - Nikki, look.

- I have-I have a bit of a--I have a bit of a surprise.

- Oh, my God, another one? - This is...

- I do like surprises.

- The final surprise.

- JWOWW's pregnant. - What? God, no.

- Jenni! - Mike's pregnant.

- Look at Zack. He almost fainted.

- I'll stand back here for the surprise.

- Okay. Okay. It's happening.

We're actually gonna do a gender reveal,

Big Daddy Sitch-style.

- Um, I don't get it.

We've known this for months.

- What? This isn't even a surprise.

- We know the gender. It's a boy.

- It's a boy. - There's blue everywhere.

- It says right there, behind you, "baby boy."

- They're having a boy.

- You're wearing the pin on your hoodie.

- We know it's a boy, okay?

So, I don't even think Mike understand

the definition of surprise. This is weird.

- He has a p*nis. - Settle down.

- It's a boy.

- Okay, the surprise is outside. Follow me.

- Ooh. - Oh, my God. What the [bleep]?

- ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪

♪ We got one life ♪

♪ So we not gon' waste it ♪

♪ No, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh, oh ♪

- It's happening. Okay, the surprise is outside.

Follow me.

- Ooh.

- I'll call you. - Thank you, Mama.

- All right, guys, let's go.

[indistinct chatter]

- My wife had her gender reveal, and it was all class.

- Oh, my God! [all cheer]

- Now, it's Big Daddy Sitch's turn to do a gender reveal--

nothing but sass.

- What? - What the hell?

- We know the gender.

- We already know the baby's a boy.

I have no idea what's happening right now.

- I have some confetti cannons here, so that when the gender

is revealed, we can fire them off.

- It's a boy.

- Listen, this is a special moment.

- I'm confused. - What is happening?

- You have "I'm a boy" on your hoodie.

- Oh, it's happening. - Wait, what? What is that?

- What are you doing, Mike?

- What is that? - What is that, a doorframe?

- Once I go through the wall, my comeback will be complete.

- Angelina, stop touching that. - Why?

- You're gonna hit somebody in the face with it,

I swear. [dramatic tone]

- All right, guys, let's go.

- I'm really hoping that this goes well,

because I'm not giving birth

while my husband's in a neck brace.

- All right, you guys all know that about ten years ago,

okay, I took a big L. - You did take an L.

- I took an L, okay, and now it's time to turn

that L into a lesson, all right?

I gotta have the rematch with the wall today.

[laughter] You guys ready?

- Let's do it. If you're gonna do it, let's go.

I've pleaded with my husband to not do this,

and it's like talking to a wall.

- Wait, what--? - What, do we just twist it

and that's it? - I guess.

- Just twist it. - We're all gonna be like--

- Which way is everybody going?

- Just go do it. Just go do it. It's too cold.

- Listen.

- First off, it's [bleep] freezing.

Second, you might break a bone.

- Whoo! - Let's go!

- [inaudible] wall was a lot thicker than that.

- [inaudible] up in the air.

- Do we have a neck brace on hand?

- Wait, count him down. Count him down.

I mean, I would never voluntarily run into a wall.

Not once. Definitely not twice.

But this is Mike we're talking about,

and Mike has never been that sharp of a guy,

hence why he runs into walls. - Five.

- You wanna hit me, tough guy? - Four.

- You want to [bleep] do it? - Three.

- You wanna throw [bleep]-- - Two.

- Gonna throw my [bleep]! [indistinct yelling]

- One!

- I'm going through this for myself, my family,

and my future.

- [laughing]

- Yo, this [bleep]--[grunts] - Stop!

Stop!

- [laughing]

[high-pitched screech]

[heartbeat thumping]

- Ahh! - It's a boy!

[all cheer]

- It's a boy! - [indistinct] do mine.

- The comeback is complete.

- ♪ She runnin' like a freight train ♪

- Ahh!

- It's a boy!

- Yeah! [laughter]

[coughing]

- Yo, someone hit me in the head.

- It's a boy! - Whoo!

- We already knew that like eight months ago.

But it's a boy!

- Oh, my God!

I put my hands up victorious.

- You did it! - I did it!

- I can't do it.

- Ahh! - I won. Victory is all mine.

- Yeah, bro, you having a boy or a girl?

[laughter]

- It is definitely safe to say that we ended this trip

with a bang--a blue bang.

- You gotta pop the bottom. - I don't--

Where is he?

- Oh! - Ahh!

- Yo, she [bleep] me up, for real.

- Yo, I'm not kidding. - No, I'm not.

- Ahh!

- Oh!

Oh!

Oh! - Ahh!

- Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh ,my God.

- Are you serious? - Oh my God.

- You're [bleep] around. - No, I'm not.

- Guys, somebody, we need a medic.

- I'm not okay. - He's not okay.

- Angelina just tried to k*ll her husband.

- Oh!

- Ahh!

- And I want to say that that's shocking to me,

but it's really not.

- Who shot him in the face?

- We need a medic. - So Chris needs help.

- We need a medic. - Oh, [bleep].

- It's in my god damn eyes. No, for real. Get out of here.

- I'm a little nervous.

Like, this thing just blasted him in the face.

He could be blind. We need a medic.

- Shot it in my [bleep] face.

[intense rock music]

♪ ♪

- Medic!

- All right, let's do it. Pull it.

- Ahh!

- Come on. You gotta pop the top.

- Oh!

- Oh! - Ahh!

- Is he okay? - Holy [bleep].

- Yo, she [bleep] me up, for real.

- Yo, I'm not kidding. - No, I'm not.

- Ahh!

Oh, [bleep].

I just shot my husband in the face...

- Ahh!

- With a [bleep] gender reveal cannon.

- Oh! - Ahh!

- Is he okay?

- Yo, she [bleep] me up, for real. No, I'm not.

- Yo, I'm not kidding. Ahh!

- Oh my God. Oh, my God. - Chris! Are you okay?

- Are you serious? - No, I'm not.

- No [bleep] around. - Chris.

- This is serious. - I'm not okay.

- Are you okay? - Are you okay, babe?

- You [bleep] around too much. - You're lying.

- He's not okay.

- I swear to God it's in my eyes.

- You're joking. - No, no, get out of here.

- We need a medic. - Holy [bleep].

I can't see his face. Like, is his eye hanging out?

Is he bloody? Is he blind? What is going on?

- Oh, my God. - I'm not okay.

- Dude! You got a [bleep] dart in your neck.

- That [bleep] was real.

- It's a boy!

- It's in my g*dd*mn eyes. - Are you okay?

- No, for real. - Are you kidding?

- Get out of here. - No, he's not okay.

Guys, we need a medic.

- How'd it get in his eyes? - I don't know.

- It exploded in his face.

- She [bleep] shot it in my [bleep] face.

- Because it was already [bleep] halfway open.

- You have water? You need water. Oh my God.

- Is he okay? - Oh my God, this is serious.

- Oh, no. No, no, no. Help him.

- I am trying! - Like, what is happening?

Because I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

- Is he all right?

- Yo, she shot her own husband in the face.

- Everyone is very serious. What is happening?

- Why'd you hit your husband in the face?

- I tried to pull it! Jenni, stop.

- I have no idea what to do.

This poor guy is probably

gonna have to be taken out in an ambulance.

- He probably has to go to the hospital.

- I didn't think it was gonna freaking explode like that.

- She shot him in the [bleep] face!

She tried to k*ll her husband!

- His own wife shot him in the face. His own wife.

- Stop touching them. Keep your eyes shut.

Keep your eyes shut. - Yeah, keep your eyes shut.

- Is he okay?

- They act like they never been to a gender reveal before.

It's a boy. [laughing]

- Keep your eyes shut. - Keep your eyes shut.

- Don't do that. Don't open your eyes.

- Keep your eyes shut. - Can't write this [bleep].

- This has to be one of the most

violent gender reveals ever.

The craziest thing is that we already know the baby's a boy.

- Eyes are burning. - Don't-don't open your eyes.

- And this poor guy's in pain.

We need a medic. We need a medic!

- Medic! - Medic!

- Don't touch it. You're an EMT.

Don't do that. Don't open your eyes.

- I know. - Get the [bleep] away.

You're the worst paramedic in history.

- It's in my eyes. - It's fine. It's fine.

- You're an EMT. - Chris, keep it shut.

- Medic! - Can I have water, please?

- The best part is Angelina is an EMT.

And we're, like, screaming for medical help.

For her husband. That she just shot in the face.

- Don't open your eyes. - Don't open them, Chris.

- You're a good sport, babe.

- We're telling him just don't open his eyes.

- Honestly, I didn't think it was gonna explode like that.

- No, why would it? It's only a [bleep] cannon.

- I know, but Mike said it was in his face too,

and he's not doing this.

- You look like Papa Smurf. - Exactly.

- You look like Papa Smurf.

- Give daddy a kiss. Thank you.

- No--

- I think I'm okay.

- No, I think I'm all right.

- [inaudible]

- Thank God my husband is okay.

If I would have been the reason that he went blind,

I would have had hell to pay.

- She shot him in the face. - Like, literally.

- Yeah. - She shot him in the face.

- With a cannon. Look at this guy.

- He looks like [indistinct]. - Stop it!

- No, it's all right. No.

I only see [bleep] Smurfs everywhere.

- Well, everyone looks like a Smurf. So.

- Babe, do you see Mike's face right now?

- At least you're not the only one.

- Yo, your wife shot you in the face?

- Yeah. [bleep] Papa Smurf. - What the [bleep]?

Man, give me a hug. Give me a hug.

- I'm definitely relieved that Chris is okay.

- You're turning violet, Violet.

- Now you got a blue face to match your blue ba*ls.

- You never want to leave this man.

- No, that [bleep] hurt.

- He's gonna take a shot for you, girl.

- Yeah, Angelina, I don't know that you should ever leave him.

- Damn, it's been a rough couple months for this guy.

Poor Chris. I mean, the guy hasn't gotten laid in a while,

and his wife has a side piece.

- Angelina, have sex with the man!

- Yo, you gotta give up the a*s or something!

- I don't think Angelina would have shot her side piece

in Old Bridge in the face.

- Do I look like you right now? Are we the new Smurfs?

- Damn! Look at him.

You shot him in the [bleep] face!

- I didn't think it was gonna turn like that.

- Those things are so powerful. Look at him!

She shot her [bleep] husband in the face!

I will die with Alzheimer's and remember that moment.

- Ahh!

- That is a moment that is, like,

forever gonna be in my head.

[bleep] shot him in the face.

- Thanks for inviting me to the Poconos.

- Lauren, look at his tongue. Look at his tongue.

[laughter]

- I'm glad you find it funny.

[laughter]

- Mother[bleep], my jacket's dirty again.

- Oh, again! [laughing]

- Ah! - Mine too.

- Well, I know a good dry cleaner, if anyone needs it.

[laughter]

- All right, can we go inside?

- Can we get the [bleep] out of here?

- Yeah, let's go. - Yeah, let's get out of here.

- Yo, let's leave before somebody else

gets shot in the face.

- She shot her husband in the face.

It's time to go home.

- Do you have more of the eyewash?

- The [bleep] is going on here?

You can't take these [bleep] anywhere.

- You gotta pop the top. - Oh!

- Ahh!

- Time to go home, everybody.

- Get out of here. - Why'd you do that?

- I didn't know it was gonna open!

- I really can't even see. She's yelling at me.

Holy [bleep].

I don't even know what the [bleep] to say.

Blue face, blue ba*ls, I got everything.

- His whole jacket is-- - That was one the craziest

gender reveals I've ever been to.

- We gotta get this dry cleaned for him.

- And I've never been to any.

- Oh, my God, honey, I did it again.

- Well, when your wife says, like,

something's not a good idea,

will you maybe listen to me next time?

- Mm-hmm.

The comeback is always greater than the setback.

This might take a couple weeks to heal from,

but glory is mine.

- Babe, let's just pack and get out of here.

- Are you okay, Chris? - Look at me.

- Oh, my God. - What did it feel like?

- It felt like someone punched me in the face.

- All right, relax. Don't [bleep] be so dramatic.

Oh, my God, we get it!

I shot you in the face with a [bleep] cannon.

- You owe me for this one.

- Actually, you know what, do they have another one?

- You can't even make this [bleep] up.

- You can't make it up.

The only way you can sum up the last hours

is if the Poconos was in the Twilight Zone.

b*tches are [bleep] trying to k*ll her husband.

Jumping in pools. [all cheer]

Nicole's falling off stage.

all: Oh! - Oh, my God!

- Like, I just--I need to go home.

I need to get out of the Twilight Zone.

- ♪ Say that you'll be here ♪

♪ Say that you'll be here till the end ♪

[soft music]

You all packed?

- I'm all packed. - All right.

- Let's do it.

- Oh, my God, you still have the blue face on.

- I know, honey. We gotta get out of here.

- You look like Braveheart. - It's a boy.

- I feel like this was one of our better vacations.

- I think so. - What a trip.

- Great success. - Yep.

We poked our nose in the Poconos.

- This vacation was once in a lifetime.

The roommates went above and beyond for my birthday.

- Happy Birthday! all: Whoo!

- The wrestling match was unbelievable.

all: Oh!

- I loved meeting Saffabear.

- Cheers to the new happy couple.

- Yes. - Thank you.

- Nice to meet you guys, too. - Cheers.

- Living our best life in the Poconos.

- Oh, [bleep]. - [bleep]. [bleep].

all: Ah! [cheer]

- I mean, you could put us in a cardboard box,

and we would have a good time.

But this vacation was once in a lifetime.

- We have a lot of things to come.

- We do. - We do. Two babies.

- Two babies, a wedding.

- A divorce. - What?

- Does [bleep] look blue to you?

It's blue, right? - You're just seeing [bleep].

Come on, babe.

- Kiss me. - No! Jerk!

- Yeah, I wonder if, by the next time

we get a place, if they'll be together or not.

- I'm not a therapist, but... - I mean.

- Come on. - Let's go.

- Whoo-hoo! - We got a long ride home.

- What a fun way of ending the trip.

- Yeah, I wouldn't call it fun.

Come on. The most dangerous baby shower

I've been to, I will tell you that.

- Oh, [bleep] you.

I'm hoping that when Chris and I get home

we could figure our [bleep] out,

go to therapy, and things will get better

between Chris and I.

I'm really praying for the best. I really am.

- You gonna get [bleep] blinded by Papa Smurf.

- Shut up.

- We just wanted to come and say bye.

- Nice meeting you too. - You are such a trooper.

- Thank you.

- Leaving the resort, it's bittersweet.

I'm gonna miss everybody. And I know that the next time

I see everybody, like, they're gonna have kids,

and the family's gonna be bigger.

But I get to go home with Saffire.

We had an amazing trip.

I'm excited to see where we go from here.

Let's go, baby. - Thanks, honeybun.

- Our keys are deactivated. It's time to leave.

- Let's ride out. - Come on, babe.

- We're coming. - Peace out, Poconos.

It's been real. - Where is Nicole?

- I don't know.

- [snoring]

- I'm out this b*tch. - We're on the way.

- Bye, main piece. - Bye, side piece.

- I am sad to see this vacation end.

But there's still so much stuff, like, on the horizon.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Living my best life every day ♪

- Love you. - Be careful. Love you.

- I am ready to get to LA

and start my bicoastal lifestyle.

- It just hit me that he was leaving.

- We got two babies that need to be born.

- [chuckling] - All righty.

[indistinct]

- He's got a cute face, honey.

- ♪ Living my best life every day ♪

♪ ♪

- I know I'm officially Big Daddy Sitch right now.

- Jenni is getting married again.

- Are we ever gonna get married?

- So, Hawaii?

- It's either that or, like, Italy or Spain.

- Will Angelina and Chris get divorced?

- "Regarding a divorce to be secured in this

or any other jurisdiction."

- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, divorce?

- There's never a dull moment with us.

- I want the full experience of the placentas.

Is this considered cannibalism? - No.

- Our first drink together in like two years.

- Cheers to a meatball day.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Living my best life every day ♪

- Ahh!

- Get out. It's like to my as*h*le.

- Oh, [bleep]. What is that?

- Can't wait. This is what we do.

♪ ♪

To LA we go.

Warm weather, beaches.

- Bye, Poconos!

- One last kiss in the Poconos?

- One last kiss in the Poconos. - [chuckling]

- It's a boy!

- Where'd everybody go? What's happening?

Jenni?

- ♪ Living my best life every day ♪