04x21 - Guido Mania

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ MTV ♪

- Cheers to this guy in Old Bridge and Angelina.

- What? - There's evidence.

- What the [bleep]?

- What is the game plan when she comes?

- Can't go straight into "We got videos."

- If anyone comes for me and my husband on this trip,

then you're gonna have a problem with me.

- Did you guys get a room yet? all: Ooh!

[all speaking at once] all: Ohh!

- Oh, my God! - [bleep].

- Let me see these videos. - We're gonna do

a special viewing. Come on.

- I heard Jenni got the video first and then gave it to you.

She could have told me this straight up.

- She's actually blaming JWOWW.

I'm like, "Damn!"

Like, this is a situation.

- ♪ Get crazy, get wild, let's party ♪

- Yeah, buddy!

- ♪ If you want to have fun ♪ - The Situation

is under construction.

- This might not have been the best idea.

- We're so classy now.

- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.

- Get the frig out of here, you crazy.

- Um, hello?

- ♪ If you want to have fun and do something crazy ♪

♪ ♪

- So, she's has them?

- I gave--I gave her all the videos, yeah.

- What'd she say?

- Wait, what?

I'd like to say that I'm surprised at Angelina.

But I'm not surprised.

- All right, see you guys at dinner.

- Bye.

- Holy hell, it's cold.

Sit by me. I'm freezing.

- Classic Jenni. She was involved

in these stupid, dumbass videos.

I wonder why that is.

- She was not mad at all at me. She was, like, more, like--

- Well, she's never defensive with you.

- Kind of more, like, directed at Jenni.

- Told you.

- She's trying to sabotage my marriage?

I don't [bleep] understand.

- I'm not even the one

that found out about Old Bridge.

And of course, now it's my fault.

I love the fact that Mike has FBI boards...

- Nowhere, around this time, the videos popped in.

- He is the one that found out about Old Bridge,

and yet I'm the one that's gonna be blamed.

Yay.

I could literally be--like, never even hear of Old Bridge.

She's like, "[bleep] Jenni."

[laughter]

♪ ♪

- Babe, don't do it. Don't do it.

Don't do it, ba--

- Oh, wow.

- [laughs]

- So, I'm just sitting there, minding my own business,

and I get pelted in the head with, like, a giant pretzel.

[laughter]

- That [bleep] went right on your head.

- And I better not get this. - Knocked him right

in the head. - Suffer the wrath of that one.

- I'm dead. Like, I can't. - I don't know.

- And I kind of am just, like, you know,

figuring out what to do.

♪ ♪

- Oh! [laughter]

- What the [bleep]? - I told you.

- It's on me?

- Yeah, it's in your hair.

- Eww! - Ohh!

- Eww! - Told you.

- Oh, [bleep]!

[laughter]

- Aww, damn!

I knew that was gonna happen.

- Well, that went south quickly.

- Wow.

- Yo, I hate when the side piece and the main piece fight.

- Poor Vinny. - I knew that was gonna happen.

- I get covered in nacho, gross, bowling alley cheese.

- Damn.

- That was, like, a whole plate.

- [bleep] God. - Oh, my God.

- Oh, my God.

- Oh, my God, I'm so happy that Nikki

just threw a big thing of cheese at Vinny.

Hallelujah. It didn't have to be me.

[harp strums]

- Vinny looks like he's gonna cry right now.

- You're just smearing it right now.

You're just making it worse.

Literally, bro.

- I need to do it in my room.

- Yeah, I suggest, tonight, at dinner,

you just wear something [bleep].

[laughter]

♪ ♪

- Now he's all bitter.

- Vinny's a sore loser.

He's a little bitter-a*s [bleep].

[laughs]

- Goodnight.

♪ ♪

- That was fun.

- You gonna throw something, then he gonna

throw something worse back.

- Yeah, but I threw bread.

- Do you know how food fights work?

- Well, I'm not mad.

- Side chick and the main chick.

- Can't take us anywhere, huh?

- They're jealous--they're jealous of each other.

- I'm not jealous of Vinny. - Yes, you are.

See? I can tell my your tone. - [laughs]

Why didn't you throw them at anybody else?

'Cause you're mad at the side piece.

Today it was cheese. Tomorrow it'll be the entree.

- [laughs]

- Better use the dry towel now, bro.

- This jacket means a lot to me.

Will dry cleaning get out cheese?

- Yeah.

- I don't know if it's savable,

so I'm saying goodbye to this jacket,

and I might be saying goodbye to this jacket forever.

♪ ♪

- I got an extra jacket, if you want.

- All right, let's get ready for dinner.

- You look like Catwoman.

- What's a cat's favorite salad dressing?

- Ranch.

[both laugh]

- That was fun. - Yeah.

- I liked--I liked that.

I liked watching Vinny get [bleep] up.

- Is this the room? - This is the room. What up?

The wifey told me to tell you she's gonna stay in tonight.

Her back's hurting, and she's gonna rest.

- Aww.

- Oh, hey. - Hi.

- You look like the girl from the Charlie Chocolate Factory.

- Charlie-- - Blueberry.

- Oh, you--he called me a big blueberry.

- Oh, my God. Yo! You are really--

- I'm not sitting next to him.

- You are really popping right now.

- Veruca Salt? Is that it?

- I'm not sitting next to Ronnie.

- I'm saying it, like, in a-- - He called me a big blueberry.

- I say it in a most beautiful way ever.

- I'll [bleep] kick your a*s.

- I need, like--I don't know what to [bleep] do.

- We're trying to get the spray OxiClean, see if that works.

- Can we say "nacho cheese" in front of Vin?

- Got people looking around too, for, like, a dry cleaner.

- Very upset about that still.

- About what? - Oh, yeah.

- Nikki threw nacho cheese on his jacket.

- When? - At the bowling alley.

- 'Cause even if I get OxiClean,

I don't really know what to do to get all the [bleep] out.

- All right, copy.

Leave it right here for me for right now, okay?

- What's up, pussies? - He's very upset. See?

- Nice little--

little book bagger, little Tilly.

- This is my second jacket. - See? You heard him? He said--

- Wine. all: Ohh!

- Cheese.

- Aww!

- You're just getting it all.

- He's like a charcuterie board.

- He is. - Yo. Wait.

On a daily basis, he's a blank canvas.

- You should just not wear nice clothes.

Is that why you're wearing what you're wearing?

- "Is that why you're wearing what you're wearing?"

Wow. [laughter]

- Well, well, well. Look who it is.

- Come on. - What's up, my dude?

- What up? What's up? - Hi.

- I see you have a hat on.

- Don't try me. - He's, like, been hinting

about this--like, I found cheese in his hair.

- Yeah, there's cheese on my pants.

- 'Cause I was throwing bread at him,

but he ups to throw liquid cheese.

- You doing good? - Yeah. Uh-huh.

So, what else?

- I don't know. What?

Um--

Yeah, I'm gonna go get changed.

I'm just not even gonna bring up the videos,

'cause it's, like, so stupid, and it's really nothing.

If Chris and I are ever gonna break up and get divorced,

it's gonna be because of us,

not because of some [bleep] wack-a*s video.

- So, what happened out there today?

- With Angeleeners?

She pulled the Shaggy.

- She said, "It wasn't me." - "It wasn't me."

And then Ronnie's like, "Yo, there's videos."

- I mean, listen, there's nothing on them except me

yelling at somebody. It's my friend.

He knows who he is. And that's it.

- She, at first, was like, you know,

blaming it on the girl that took the videos.

The opposite of accountability.

- I don't understand why Angelina's deflecting.

Just take accountability.

- So, Jenni tried to get me again.

Yeah, I don't know. Do you like, like,

ruining marriages, or trying to ruin marriages, b*tch?

Because listen, ain't cool.

- If you want my honest opinion,

I think that maybe they were doing their own thing,

and she got caught out on a Ring cam.

- I'm gonna start getting ready.

[groans]

I'm just giving you a heads up

that this person's trying to extort me.

I decided to let my husband know that I have these videos.

There's nothing to the videos. You want to see one of them?

- I love snow tubing in the Poconos this time of year.

- [bleep]. [bleep].

[bleep]. [screaming]

- Whoo! - Oh, he's going over.

- [screams] - Is he alive?

♪ ♪

- Oh, [bleep].

[laughter]

- This dinner's going to be a disaster.

She wants me to be the reason.

I think Angelina's gonna punch me in the face.

Even if Mike's the one that gives her all the information,

the videos, I'm still gonna be the one that gets hit.

And I am shook.

[phone line trilling]

- We're coming down.

- Okay, cool. She's coming down.

- Let's go, guys.

- Finally, we're out,

and hopefully nothing goes wrong at this dinner.

- We're always late.

- Hi. - Hi. Welcome.

- Oh, [bleep], you just made it.

- Nice of you to join us. - We were just leaving.

- Sorry. Sorry about that.

♪ ♪

- Uh-oh. - What?

- I might have to go back.

- Why? - Meilani.

- All right. - And here we are.

Just settled down, ate a crouton, and gotta go.

Bye, guys. Enjoy.

- See you later. - Bye. Love you.

- Not gonna lie, this is also an excuse for me

to leave early, before Angelina decides to ruin the night.

♪ ♪

- Everyone's here.

- That took a while.

We thought maybe something happened.

- You know, it was a lot of traffic out there, you know.

- Where's Jenni? - Meilani is having--

having, like, a little thing. So-

- She had to run back. - Jenni is not here right now.

I would not be surprised if I found our Jenni's avoiding me.

Eventually, you're gonna have to come out

of that freaking little hiding spot of yours

and face the [bleep] [bleep], which is me.

- Zack, did you ever think you'd be sitting here with us?

- Without Jenni?

[laughter]

- Oh, my God.

- [bleep] holding it down for Jenni.

- Salad? - Salad foundation?

- Still thinking about food. - Yeah, just need some food.

- He needs food right now.

- Guys, Deen'a pregnant.

- What about you, Angelina? You ever think

you'd be sitting here with us?

Part of the fam?

- No. Not in a million years.

- Yep. You're still not. [laughter]

- You dickhead.

- Oh, my God.

- No food fight at this dinner, guys.

- I get bored. I get [bleep] bored, bro!

I need to start with you.

- You do start. Vinny loves attention in general.

It doesn't matter where it comes from.

So, the fact that Angelina gives him so much attention,

I feel like it just fills his ego.

- I was running pretty fast last night, right?

- Yo, you run fast. Let's race.

Want to race? - Yo, I run pretty quick.

- You actually should race right here.

- Let's go. - Matter of fact,

I'll start it off. One. Two. Three. Go!

[epic music]

Oh, my God, she's keeping up.

- Eww, Vinny runs like a weirdo.

♪ ♪

- Why does he run like that?

♪ ♪

Ahh! Ahh!

- Ohh!

That was close! I need a replay.

Run that back. - Ahh! Ahh!

Vinny got it, though. - Yeah, Vinny did.

- All right.

- That was crazy.

- Damn, Angelina's fast. - That was good.

That was close. - What's next?

- I can do some good jump roping.

- Where is your jump rope? - In my bag.

- You have your jump rope with you right now?

- Mm-hmm. - I don't believe you.

You don't really-- - Oh, my God. It glows.

- Oh, my gosh.

- It glows. - Bro.

This is why I know Vinny's an actual chooch.

- Who brings their jump rope to dinner?

- Me. - Come on.

- Are you kidding me?

♪ ♪

- He's pretty good.

- It's kind of weird that Vinny's proud

that he can do things...

that children can do.

My daughter jumps rope too. She's seven.

What's your excuse? [laughter]

- What the [bleep] is that little move?

[laughter]

- Look at his face. Look at his face.

- This is like a weird guido talent hour.

This man is actually jump roping at dinner.

This is wild.

- Yay!

Good job, Vin.

- Slow clap. - Poor Vinny.

I mean, who would ever want to settle down with your a*s

if you have a jump rope everywhere you go?

I don't know. I have no other words

for that kid.

He's got [bleep] problems.

- We got a bunch of island gals with us. Staten Island.

- Jenni from Long Island.

[laughter]

- Chris, where are you from? - I was born in Brooklyn,

but moved to Jersey when I was young.

- Freehold? Marlboro?

Old Bridge?

- Holy [bleep]. Did anybody else catch that?

- Uh-- - Angelina said...

- Old Bridge. - Old Bridge.

- Old Bridge.

- Old Bridge. - Old Bridge?

- We're all looking at each other, like,

"Who's gonna say something first? I'm not."

[laughter]

♪ ♪

- It's hot in here. We put the heat on full blast?

[sighs]

- What? - What?

- Nothing.

- Listen.

I'm an open book, you know?

I don't like to hide secrets

and, like, hide [bleep].

So I decided to let my husband know that I have these videos.

Do you want to see--you want to see one of them?

- I don't want to see any of them. No.

- Why not? - 'Cause I don't.

- Just one of them's so stupid. - I don't want to see it.

- You don't want me to show you the videos?

- No, I don't care. You already told me about it.

I just don't want to see it.

- And he said he's good with not seeing them.

I'm just giving you a heads up that this person's

trying to extort me. There's nothing to the videos.

- I know that. - I mean, I'm a little crazy

in a few of them, but, like, that's just--

you know who you married.

I knew Chris wouldn't care.

He doesn't want to see them. It's done.

We're good. It is what it is.

I tried to just warn you and just let you know.

You know, my husband is very well aware of,

like, what's going on my life

and what's going on in his life.

There's no secrets, you know what I mean?

- Mm-hmm.

- This is our marriage.

Like, we know-- my husband knows.

So, we're good. At least we're moving forward...

- Mm-hmm. - Past this.

You know what I mean? - Yeah.

- Okay.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Yo, what up? - Sitting here with Ronnie

and Paul, we wanna play ball.

- I'll--I'll be right down.

- She said Old Bridge last night, on accident.

- You heard her? - I know.

- I wanted to laugh so hard. - Yeah.

- I started laughing.

- Old Bridge. [laughter]

- I was like, "Oh, my God, she went there herself."

- The whole Jenni and Angelina [bleep] is weird to me.

- When we were telling her, she was like,

"I know Jenni got the videos."

- Where the hell was Jenni? Why was Zack there without her?

- I think she had to do something with her kid.

- You think she's avoiding us because of what she did?

- I don't think she's avoiding us.

- Are you [bleep] delusional?

- I don't--you asked me my opinion.

Okay, do I have to agree with everything you [bleep] say?

Well, today should be fun.

- You gonna talk to her? - Yeah.

I'm not gonna force a conversation.

- Yeah. Good. - But I'm gonna make sure

that she's good.

Angelina's super salty towards me, of course,

for not showing her the videos.

Don't want anything festering, like--

I don't want her annoyed at me or mad.

So, I'm all about talking to her.

Just make sure that whatever's going on there,

it's not a thing.

- Michael. - What up, my dude?

You ready for some ball, kid? - Yeah, I'm ready, man.

- All right, you want to come play basketball with the guys?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - What up, fellas?

- Hey. - What up, man?

- What up? - Remember, you're scrappy.

- Yeah. both: What up, Chris and Chris?

- All right, what up? - Let's go.

♪ ♪

Definitely playing center, kid.

Grab the boards and dish it.

♪ ♪

- Oh, [bleep]. We can dunk this one.

- Listen, fellas, I played in prison, in the yard.

Ah! Free Boosie!

You don't want none.

BDS has got game.

Ah!

♪ ♪

- Hey, D. - Hey. What are you doing?

Lauren's down at my room? Do you want to come?

- Okay. Hello. - Hey.

- How are my pregnant people feeling?

- Good. - Hello.

- Hey. We're thinking about doing brunch.

Would you be down?

- Okay. I'll come down.

- Jenni and Lauren just came down.

We're thinking about doing brunch.

- Oh, okay. Coming now. - Hello?

- Hey, girl. - Hi.

- Hey. - Hola.

- Look at you, with your little suits.

- Oh, my God, I have so many of them.

- You have so many.

- That's my thing now.

- I'm excited for brunch with the girls.

I just don't want the awkwardness with Angelina.

- Where are we going?

- We're going to Gigi's for brunch.

- Okay, let's do it. - Oh, my God.

- Hello, sir. - Hi.

- Very cute and quaint. - It really is.

- Can I sit here?

- No, you can sit-- - Oh, either way.

- No, I'll sit over here. - I'm just left-handed.

- I'm surprised that Jenni actually showed up.

But knowing Jenni's fashion and the way she is, mm,

I don't think, at this brunch, she's even gonna bring it up.

Because she never brings up [bleep].

She likes to detonate the b*mb and then run away.

Like she always does.

- Tire him out.

Oh, bam! Oh, bam! - Oh!

- Chris, Chris, Chris!

- Oh!

- I'm balling out of control right now.

- Oh!

- Give it to him.

- These guys are no match for me.

Takes me a little bit to get my shot down,

but once my shot is wet--

- Yah!

- Off! - [bleep].

They can't stop me.

- [shouting indistinctly]

So, right now, we are in it, and we are k*lling it.

♪ ♪

- [bleep].

- Actually, not so much.

We are tired.

- Holy [bleep], I'm [bleep] winded.

- Yep. - Sweating, panting.

♪ ♪

We are not ready for this.

- Oh, there you go, buddy! - Oh, we got it!

[shouting] - Everyone is putting it

all out on the court right now.

♪ ♪

- Ohh!

- And that's how it was in the yard.

- Oh! [laughter]

- Did you know that was coming? - No.

- We only know one speed. It's called "Go."

- There you go, Mike!

There you go! - Yes!

- Buckets.

- Mike, you want to sub? - Yeah. Yeah.

[laughter]

- [bleep]. - Let's go!

- That's ten. That's ten. Good game.

- Good game.

♪ ♪

- The wangers are good.

♪ ♪

- I am nauseous.

- You're pregnant? - No.

[laughter] I'm on birth control.

- Hey, listen, you can still get pregnant on birth control.

- I would like to get married first and then have a child.

- Ooh!

- Any plans? - Yeah.

- No. [laughter]

For me, being--I'm now,

but I'll be --I would like to get married.

But if we have the same end goal, and it gets there,

then I don't care if it's ten years from now,

if it's next week, next year, you know?

- Yeah. - That's good.

- Yeah.

- Is the air thinner up here?

- Bunch of old-a*s men.

- [coughing]

Ron, you okay? - No.

[laughter] [coughs]

- Zack, you ready to be a stepdad.

- I'm ready, man. Part of the family now.

- It's official now, right? - Yep.

- It's official. - No turning back.

- Nope. - Give you credit.

- Thanks, man. I appreciate that.

- I'm serious, 'cause, like, I can't imagine

even looking after, like, one kid,

you know what I mean? Of my own.

- Yeah. Kids are-kids are tough, man.

But you love them so much. I'm really happy, man.

- You weren't just looking for, like, a family to adopt.

Like, you love Jenni. So it just comes with it.

- Yeah, that comes-- that comes with it.

- Would you have another baby? - No.

- I feel like she's gonna get pregnant by accident.

- God! - Well, that's what

I was gonna say. Are you-- - Zack doesn't want one more

than I don't want one.

- Are you on birth control? - No.

[laughter] - Oh, what!

- Wait, what'd she just say?

- And she's telling me there's a chance.

- Oh, my God. Are you kidding me?

It's like, come on, girl.

You're gonna have another kid.

Does he use condoms?

No. [laughter]

You're, like, an idiot.

- Can we get--can we get a pregnancy test?

- You guys are good? - Yeah, you moved out

for a while, right? - Yeah. Just needed

a little break, I think.

Things were getting a little hectic.

- With me and my wife, like, all the stuff that we have gone

through--and we've gone through some serious stuff--

what made us last and get better in the end is, like,

that we work on, you know, our relationship every day.

It's not just, like, it's perfect.

You have to work on relationships,

or they don't work.

- When we got married, we went into it thinking, like,

"All the problems are over. We're married."

Like, thinking like that, you know?

Then you don't realize that there's still--

- No. - There's more work.

- No, that's when the work starts.

- Exactly.

- How are you and Chris's sex life?

- I like him. - I like him too.

I just--you know, we're gonna do therapy first,

and then we're gonna figure that out.

- Oh, so you're just kinda, like, dating.

- Yeah. I want to start the therapy

process when we get home, and then we'll discuss that.

- I feel like last night, you guys weren't on edge.

You were laughing. You guys had your guards down.

- First night, did it look like me and Chris were on edge?

- You came in hot the first night, right?

'Cause you and Vinnie were, like, down here,

and then you're like-- [exhales]

- Because he was getting freaking annoying.

Like, he didn't even give me a second to sit down,

and then he's starting with me already.

- "What do you mean, I'm [inaudible] [bleep]?

What the [bleep] you talkin' about, bro?

- Dude, I'm gonna take this... - Don't mind my friend.

- And throw it right in your [bleep] face.

I'm holding myself back.

- Don't throw--don't, don't-- all: Ohh!

- Oh, my God!

- You're an easy target. - Yeah.

- I told him--I was like, "If I don't react"--

- He really--he literally gets bored,

and he knows you'll feed into him.

- You're right. Maybe I shouldn't allow him

to do it anymore. You're right. - Don't entertain it.

Like, let him sit there and cry.

- Oh, my God, he's gonna cry?

- I don't think you can do it. - Are you capable?

'Cause I can see--look at her. look at her.

- You like it. - I don't like it.

- She's like-she's like, "Vinnie, stop."

She's like, "Vinnie, stop."

- I swear-- - "Vinnie, stop chasing me."

- I'm putting it on the [bleep] table right now.

No, I'm putting it on the table right now.

I will not react to Vinnie starting tonight.

- What's the bet, though? 'Cause we need to make a bet.

- You have to jump in the snow in your bikini.

- Ooh. You bring your bikini? We'll find one.

All right, what do we want to do, or hours?

- Just do . all: .

- I have to say, I really don't think

Angelina's gonna be able to stay calm

and not react to Vinnie.

Because I think she secretly enjoys it, too.

I'm sorry, I really do.

- What's, like, the results for her?

- Like, if she wins? all: If she wins.

- Is there anything you've ever wanted to do to me?

- Ooh. Something to you.

- You get one shot.

- One shot. Throw you in the water.

- What water? - In the pool.

- Fine. - All right, fine.

- Wow. That's high stakes. I am impressed.

- Full hours.

- So, we'll--Jenni-- if you succeed...

- Yeah, I think we need to disclose this to Vinnie.

- Jenni goes in the pool with her clothes on.

If you don't succeed,

then you have to run through the snow in a bikini.

- And do snow angels. Snow angels!

- I'm winning this bet. I don't give a [bleep].

I don't care what I have to do, because I want to feel

that feeling when I push her in the pool.

- Oy, I don't know.

- Oh, Jenni, it's [bleep] heated.

- It's the fact that I'm gonna be a drowned rat in chlorine.

- Really? It's heated.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- All right, let's go.

♪ ♪

- Damn, that was a good workout, fellas.

- Yeah, that was good. - Yo, it was.

- Vin, what do you want to do, my dude?

- We should go tubing. - Yeah, let's go snow tubing.

- Snow tubing? - That would be dope.

- I do a lot of things. I play basketball, I dance,

I jump rope. Never been snow tubing.

Yo, I love, like, speed, you know?

- Pauly just asked me if we're dressed for snow tubing.

- Now, we have to go-- we have to go get dressed.

- You girls can't. - No. I'm gonna go watch.

- I'll spectate.

♪ ♪

- [sighs] Goodness gracious.

- We're here. - Home--

- This is me. - The home. We're home.

- Babe, I missed you. What in the world is that?

- I got us matching snowsuits.

- Why does it look like an astronaut suit?

- I know, right? We're gonna be, like, moonwalking.

[laughs]

- I gotta be fresh to death no matter it is that I do.

So, of course, snow tubing,

I'm gonna come decked out, fresh to death.

This could be a good look for me.

- Yeah, you could pimp it out. - Wow.

We're the freshest in the Pocono block, bro.

- Period. - They're gonna be jealous.

Instead of t-shirt time, it's...

both: Snowsuit time!

- Tried putting this, like, powder on my jacket.

- Did you put it in the wash? - No, it has feathers.

You can't put it in the wash.

- Yo, let's go snow tubing, b*tches.

- We're waiting for Jenni, still.

- Hello? - Um, hello.

- Who's ready for some snow tubing?

- Oh, my God! - Oh, my goodness!

- Wait, why are you guys dressed like astronauts?

I'm, like, a little salty right now.

Like, how come I don't have a matching outfit?

Like, we could have had, like, three matching outfits.

What's up?

- All right, guys, you ready? - Let's go.

- Yeah. - Let's get it.

Yo, your hair matches your outfit, kid.

- That what I was saying. - I like it.

- Babe, they like our suits, huh, babe?

- Mm-hmm.

- What do you call four guidos in the snow?

all: Italian ice!

♪ ♪

- We made a bet at lunch.

So, Angelina--for hours, she can't go at Vinny.

- You lost already. [laughter]

- No I didn't.

♪ ♪

- Thank you.

- I'm winning. [bleep] - What is there to win?

Oh, right, the bet, the bet.

- Ooh, there is a fire. - A snowball maker?

- This is so fun.

- Oh, we got gloves. both: A snowman kit!

- So, we get to the snow tubing,

and there's just so much to do.

And there's a snowball slingshot.

- Whoa. - Oh, [bleep]!

- You can make snowballs. - One more. It's like--ah!

- I'm like, this is awesome.

- Hit me in my a*s.

- Bend over.

- Ah! I like it.

♪ ♪

- Cranky Vin? - Mm-hmm. Feels a good type

of way, 'cause the main is matching

and the side b*tch isn't.

- I destroyed my jacket.

- I love a good snow activity this time of year.

- Oh, they're coming, they're coming.

- Come on, sling it, sling it, sling it, sling it, sling it.

- Oh, God. Why is Angelina coming with snow?

- Vinny, watch out.

- Like, there's no shot.

She has no composure when it comes to Vinny.

[clock ticking]

- [laughs]

- It's gonna be five minutes before Angelina

gets poke by Vinny and reacts.

- They make perfect snowballs. - Let's sling 'em.

- Angelina. Angelina.

- This is like those ice ba*ls

that you get from the ice cream man.

- All I want to do is freak the [bleep] out on Vinny.

♪ ♪

But I want to win this bet so bad right now.

♪ ♪

- Ang, where does one get an outfit like that?

- Ooh! The Snooki shop.

- [laughs]

- Mm-mm. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna engage.

I don't know. I'm a kitten. I'm a sex kitten today.

- I'm impressed. I would have already thought

she would have been, like, out for the count already.

♪ ♪

- Jenni, you're getting pushed in the pool tomorrow, b*tch.

Just saying.

♪ ♪

- Oh, yeah! Snow tubing! Yeah!

- Time to hit the slopers, kid. - I'm doing the green one.

The green ones are faster.

- Oh, I love snow tubing in the Poconos this time of year.

How about you, Mike? [siren wailing]

- I'm on probation!

- Ahh! - [bleep].

- Ahh! - Oh, that's so sick!

- See ya! Wouldn't want to be ya!

- Ahh! - See ya!

Wouldn't want to be ya! Whoo!

- That was awesome. - That was awesome!

- Go, Nikki! all: Ahh!

- [screams] - Babe!

- She really got speed. - BDS is in the building!

Whoo! I'm on probation!

Oh, [bleep].

- Oh, my God. - Babe, you went sideways.

- Oh, my God. - Oh, damn.

all: Oh! - Wipeout! Wipeout!

- See, I knew snow tubing would be good for a very short time.

And then the boys would be boys and get bored

and want to take it up a notch.

- Ahh! - Whoo!

- And up a notch. - Oh, that's so sick.

- That's so cool. - And up a notch.

- Whoo! Whoo [bleep].

- Oh, my God!

- And now it's dangerous. - Yo, Mike.

Game plan up the side. See the slope?

- Like, a little bit of a hill.

- There's people ice fishing out there.

I'll do it. [bleep].

- I'm actually thinking, as it's happening,

this is the worst idea ever. - He's going past it.

- He's still going over by himself.

- Oh, my God. - Oh, he's going over.

- He's going fast. - Oh, yeah, he's going over.

- Jump off! - He's going over.

- Jump off! - He's gonna make it!

He's gonna make it! - Oh, my God!

- [bleep]. - He went over. [bleep].

- And then of course, my boyfriend

ends up in the lake--dead.

- Oh, my God! - He went over, I swear to God.

- Zack? - Zack?

- Are you okay?

♪ ♪

- The whole videos thing-- that drama's gonna pop off.

It's only a matter of time. Jenni and Angelina,

it's like a ticking time b*mb waiting to go off.

- Angelina, are you going to the bathroom?

- Yeah. - Where's Angeleeners?

- Girls went to the bathroom.

- You had the videos.

Seems like people like to go to you for [bleep].

- No, I went to her.

- I don't understand this.

♪ ♪

- He's so past it. - He's still going over it

by himself. - Oh, my God.

- Oh, he's going over. - He's going over.

He's going over! - He's gonna make it!

- Jump off! - Ahh!

- That was close. - Oh, [bleep]!

- Zack!

♪ ♪

- Zack? - Zack?

- Oh, my God. Of course my [bleep]

-pound fiancé just wipes out and eats in.

And then, like, he's lost. He's gone. There goes that guy.

- Is he alive?

- Oh, well.

I ain't going to look for him.

[bleep] that. That was his choice.

- Are you okay?

all: Yeah! - Oh, [bleep]. [bleep].

- By the way-- - Dude, how do I get

back up this thing?

- Is he all right? - Hello. Oh, there he is.

Hi, babe. Looks like he's getting out of a map.

- He's, like, stumbling.

- Group tube!

- Group tube. - Snow tubing is so fun.

I just love all these new activities

that we're doing together, as a family.

- Oh, [bleep]. [bleep]. [bleep].

- Nikki, I'm sorry, Nikki. - Sorry, Mike.

- I can't stop. [overlapping chatter]

- Group tube. - Are we gonna race?

- Let's race. - All right, Angelina, come on.

- Where'd Angelina and Vinny go? Race?

- Yeah. - Angelina.

- If Angelina banters back and forth with Vinny,

within hours, she loses the bet.

- On your mark. - Angelina.

- Get set. Go! - Oh, [bleep].

- Ahh! Ahh!

- Angelina cannot react to Vinny

in any manner besides positivity.

- Look at her face.

- And right now, I'm about to win.

- I won.

- Ooh. Violence. - [laughs]

- There's no way that this girl can keep her mouth shut.

- I won.

- It's just not gonna happen.

[laughter]

- Oh, my God.

- Woosah, Angelina.

- Angelina is not reacting to Vinny. I don't get it.

Angelina's wiped.

She must really want to push me in the pool.

God damnit.

- I'm gonna pee. - I know.

- I'm gonna pee. My belly hurts.

- I'm gonna pee. - I beat Vinny.

- I like these little-- - I like this little--

- These activities. - Yeah.

It's a change of scenery, for sure.

- Plus, we brought a little swag to the Poconos.

We're the freshest ones out here.

- Yeah. - The fastest couple out here.

- Don't tell anybody. - Know what I'm saying?

I don't know what's going down with that.

- I don't know. - I really don't.

They had that conversation away from us.

That drama's gonna pop off. It's only a matter of time.

I just thought it would have popped off by now.

- You think so? - I don't know.

- I don't know. - It's their drama--

- It seems like everybody's brushing it under the rug.

- A little bit, yeah. With Jenni and Angelina,

we have this drama that did not pop off yet.

It's just almost like a ticking time b*mb waiting to go off.

Think it's gonna pop off in a minute, though, seriously.

It's just gonna be like--

- Time for some hot chocolate.

- Yeah. - Time for some hot cacao.

- Let's get it. - I gotta pee really quick.

- Angelina, are you going to the bathroom?

- Yeah.

- Where's Angeleeners? - Girls went to the bathroom.

[tense music]

- Well. All right.

The beef is still alive and well.

And I'm thinking to myself, "We got a situation."

- Angelina? I think this is the perfect opportunity

to talk to her about the videos.

Ang? There you are. We're looking for you.

- I went to pee. - Are you good, by the way?

- I wanna talk to you.

- I like seeing this.

Everybody getting along. JWOWW and Angelina, besties.

- Mike and Ron pulled me aside, and they were like,

"Let me talk to you."

And I was like, "Where's Jenni?"

Because I didn't know-- you called me at my house

about what you heard, or about what you saw.

So, my friend went to the girl's apartment.

- She told me. Yeah. - She's telling him

that you had the videos.

Seems like people like to go to you for [bleep].

- No, I went to her.

- I don't understand this.

♪ ♪

- So, my friend went to the girl's apartment.

- She told me. Yeah. - She's telling him

that you had the videos.

Seems like people like to go to you for [bleep].

- No, I went to her.

- You really have that much time on your hands?

I don't understand this. I don't know why Jenni's so,

like, involved in my marriage.

I remember like it was yesterday where I had

to walk on eggshells about Jenni's divorce.

I got a text from her. So, she says, "If I see

anything about my marriage come out of your mouth,

you better pray you never see me after."

Didn't have to explain her [bleep] love live to anybody.

And then she's trying to sabotage my marriage?

I don't [bleep] understand. Like, how is this fair?

- Can I tell you how this all transpired?

- All right. - Mike said his sister-in-law

got her hair washed by this girl that has videos of you.

- So, she's just hitting you guys up out of nowhere.

- We got to get up. We need to make--we need to move.

- Something's going down. - Oh, maybe they're

having a convo? - Yeah.

- All right. Wanna roll out?

- I'm gonna wait for Jenni. - Yeah, I'm gonna wait too.

- Yeah. - Okay.

- At the time, it was all hearsay.

So that's when I went to your house.

She' banging a guy in [bleep] Old Bridge?

- There's the footage of this so-called [bleep]?

- Well, that's why I brought it up to you.

- Now, it's, like, [bleep] my marriage.

Like, get the video. I'm waiting for it.

- So, then, after your house, how badly you reacted,

I said, "Oh, [bleep], maybe I should really get

these videos to make sure, like,

it's nothing something that's gonna hurt Angelina."

So, Mike gave me the number and told me about her.

- Right. - And we were all together.

Nobody we call. So, then I called.

- Hello? - Oh, my God. It's happening.

- Hello. No, no. Hi, it's Jenni.

I literally said to her--I was like,

"Give me them." Can you send us the video?

- Let me get that one video of her freaking out,

and then I'll send it to you guys.

- Bye, honey. And then she just sent one.

She's like, "It's not fake."

♪ ♪

- [clears throat]

- Did you ever try to get a threesome with Angelina?

- No.

- You don't even attempt? - She doesn't like girls.

- Won't even attempt? Yeah, but it's about you, bro.

You know, doing it for you. It's, like, a gift.

- Who says that? Come on, bro.

This is why I call you a chooch.

- I'm not into that. - I was asking, like--yeah,

like, me, you know what I mean?

I'm trying to get in there. - Oh, my God.

- So, it's just recently that you guys got the videos?

- Within a week. - That's why you guys

didn't send them to me. - Literally.

And that's when I was like, "Oh, my God."

And then--I just sent them to Mike.

- You just sent them to me?

I just sent them to the whole squad.

- From now on, if you guys get anything, like,

don't circulate it amongst each other.

Give it to me.

[light music]

- I'm sorry. - It is what it is.

But, like I said before, just, next time, just come to me.

- Of course. - Like, were you scared

to come to me? - We were like,

"If we tell her before this trip,

she's going to lose her [bleep] and not come."

- Probably. - And we're not trying

to ruin anything with you and Chris.

We were trying to be very respectful.

Just pass the information as to like,

there's this girl out there.

I've been in this. I know what it's like to have videos sold.

It's very violating. - Yeah.

- So, we were just trying to stop that.

- So, the shuttle's here.

You guys gonna stay here? Wait for your girls?

- Yeah, we're waiting for our-waiting for our girls.

- All right. I'm gonna wait too.

Kidding. - [laughs]

- Where'd they go? You heard from her?

- I texted Angelina. - Yeah, same.

- They must be having a deep convo.

- Mm-hmm. - Jenni never talks that much.

- Even if me and Chris are-- were in a separation...

- Yeah. - Or we were in a big blowout,

I want that, going forward, like--it's my real marriage,

and if we work it out, we work it out.

If this works, then it works. - I really just thought

you weren't gonna come and have fun.

- And I thought that you were, like, ducking me.

You were, like, [bleep] not coming to dinner.

I was like-- - I actually said that.

I said, "It looks like I'm avoiding her."

- Well, it does. I was like, "Is she not coming out

to dinner because of me, on Chris?"

- No. - "Like, she doesn't want

to face us, or she doesn't want to me?"

- No.

- I appreciate Jenni's honesty.

I just want these videos and this [bleep]

to just be done with.

And I don't want to hear about them anymore.

I'm here on vacation. I want to have fun

with my husband and all the roommates.

And I'm tired of the drama.

- Nothing is ruined. - So far, so good.

- Go talk [bleep] to Vinny, so I can win this bet.

- No, you're not winning this bet.

Be prepared to [bleep] take your eyelashes off.

- No. No. - But, I mean, going forward,

you send me the videos from now on.

- Okay. Well, let's hope there is no videos of you to send.

- Well, there won't be.

Did they leave us?

They bounced on us.

- MVP vs. the world, baby!

You're goin' down!

- We're part of the WGE, the World Guido Entertainment.

- I'm Uncle Nino, your announcer

for tonight's main event.

What the [bleep]?

- There's children here.

- Oh, my God. - What the [bleep]?

- Earmuffs. - One, two, three.

all: Guidomania!