04x13 - The Wedding Redo

[bunniefuu]

- That girl deserves a redo. - Facts.

- Angelina keeps talking about she wants

a redo to this wedding.

The fellas need to do that for her.

all: Redo!

- I brought a test.

I was due, like, the day before we left.

It says it is. - Stop it.

- [laughs]

Stop.

- I think I'll be an amazing dad.

- You're gonna make me cry. - We did it.

- ♪ Get crazy, get wild, let's party ♪

- Yeah, buddy!

- ♪ If you want to have fun ♪ - The Situation

is under construction.

- This might not have been the best idea.

- We're so classy now.

- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.

- Get the frig out of here, you crazy?

- Um, hello?

- ♪ If you want to have fun and do something crazy ♪

- ♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Tell me what you wanna do ♪

- It says it is. - Stop it.

- [crying]

You're gonna make me cry. - We did it.

- [laughs]

- For us to be pregnant at the end of this trip,

it's the best [bleep] ending ever.

I can't go into the presidential suites like this.

- [laughs]

- My goodness. They're gonna know.

- They're not gonna know.

- They're gonna know, honeys. - They're not gonna know.

- We have it written all over our face.

- [laughs] For this to be happening here

is so crazy, and special, and memorable.

And, oh, I just can't believe it's happening.

- Do we tell everyone?

- I don't think so.

[laughs] Not yet. - Okay, fine.

- This is the biggest blessing of anything that can happen.

- I'm not known to be able to keep secrets,

especially from families.

- Well, you're gonna have to keep this one.

While I want to scream it from the rooftops,

I also want to be cautious and hold it in

because we've gone through so much to get here.

- I'm officially Big Daddy Sitch right now, honeys. Okay.

- You are. - Oh, my God.

I'm really bad at keeping secrets.

Okay, honeys. I'll be back. I'm going to the suite.

- All right. - And, like,

it's such a big secret.

I don't know how long I can hold this.

It's happening.

- Hey. - How was it?

- Wasn't bad. It was actually pretty cool.

- That's good.

- And then Ron and Vinny showed up.

And they pulled me aside. And then Ron was like,

"We can give you a redo of your wedding."

- Let us do an RSVP,

stupid, fun, positive wedding.

- Are you okay with it?

all: Hey!

- The barber's here.

Forget about it, eh?

- Who's going first?

- I'm gonna get it.

- We have a big day, a big wedding redo,

so a big day calls for big haircuts.

Us Guidos, we stay fresh to death,

but we do got to figure out who's gonna do what.

- I'm definitely gonna be the food and beverage manager.

The most important person at a wedding

is the food and beverage manager,

which is moi.

You know, we can do like a chicken parm,

garlic bread, pasta, salad...

- I'm with that. - A meat and cheese plate,

AKA, also known as the charcuterie plate.

Chocolate cake, chocolate mousse.

- Maybe a couple cakes.

Maybe a wedding cake. - Yeah.

- Maybe a funfetti cake. - [exhales]

Now we're doing it. - You feel me?

- Yeah. BDS is in the building.

- Should be fun. - You know, I know I did post

I wanted a redo, like, just saying.

Last time, when the girls went up there,

that didn't go so well.

So having a redo and, like, not knowing what the [bleep]

the boys are planning is a little bit like,

"Oh, [bleep]. Did I just make another mistake,

the same mistake by letting the roommates take control?"

Ugh.

I hope I'm not gonna put my [bleep] foot

where my mouth is later.

- Well, I know I gave an amazing speech

at Mike's wedding. - Yep, you did.

- And these ladies should have trusted me from the beginning

to handle anything to do with a speech.

So let me handle the speech.

- I don't know about that one. - Let me and Ronnie do it.

- Let me handle the speech.

- Vinny thinks he's like a professional speech giver.

I was at Mike's wedding. And I heard "that" speech.

- You guys should see the party favors, on the way out,

everybody is getting a horse's head.

It's really cute. [light laughter]

I'm here all night. I'm [bleep] like a work of art.

- Yo, is Uncle Nino available? - That would be hilarious.

- Oh, my God. That would be amazing.

- But that would require bringing him here.

And I don't want to do that.

- That's what we're doing. - No.

- If we can get him here, then he's coming here.

- We're doing that.

- No, I'm not having Uncle Nino here.

- He comes on every [bleep] vacation.

What's the worst that can happen?

- Uncle Nino behaving? - I'm in heaven. I'm in heaven.

Let me check, you have teeth? No [bleep] teeth.

God bless America! We're in business.

[crowd cheering]

♪ ♪

- Nino is the most appropriate person

to marry Angelina and Chris.

- Uncle Nino, what's up?

- All right, well, listen.

You know how Angelina's wedding was like a disaster?

- Yeah. [laughter]

- Uncle Nino. - The girls made up.

The guys are gonna do a remake of the wedding.

And we were thinking about

who's gonna marry Angelina and Chris.

Then we thought of you.

- Yeah, like--

- God is always looking. - I know this is crazy.

But can you fly out here?

- Have you been tested for the COVIDs?

[laughter]

- All right, well-- - [indistinct]

- All right, shut the [bleep] up.

I'll see you in a little bit. - [laughs]

All right, man.

I can't anymore.

- So he's coming. That's crazy.

- I knew he'd be available.

- Bro, this is a trip that keeps on giving.

- You're on Uncle Nino duty. You [bleep] want him out here.

- Whatever, I'll handle him.

- "Ah, dearly beloved, you gotta turnt today

"[blabbering]

"[bleep] Jesus Christ! Christ!

[bleep] Jesus."

Got ourselves a redo.

- Yeah, that's exactly what it is.

This definitely seems like the perfect disaster.

- So you're okay with it?

- Yeah. You guys reset the vibes.

- Well, if this redo wedding does not go right,

and I put my trust in the boys,

with them knowing what has just transpired

in the past ten months with me and these girls,

it's done between me and the family.

That is it.

Now go jump in the shower and wipe off your smelly ba*ls.

- It's fine. - I'll start the water.

♪ ♪

- Good mornings. - Good morning.

- Check your phone, honeys. See if Mosey texted us.

- I really can't get over the fact

that Angelina's wedding redo is tonight.

Like, you can't make this [bleep] up.

Oh, my God. Someone's kayaking.

I'm sure as hell not gonna be a bridesmaid.

I'm gonna be, like, in the way back.

♪ ♪

- Wake up. Come on. - Mm.

♪ ♪

- I guess we should get ready for the day.

- I'm gonna sleep a little. - [laughs]

- ♪ Have some fun ♪

♪ We can start feeling nice ♪

♪ We will follow anyone ♪

♪ If we do what we're justified ♪

- The big redo. Yo, don't mess this up.

It can't be any worse than the original wedding. Ha.

- I ordered some stuff. - Oh, yeah?

- Yeah, they literally just got here.

So we're gonna run downstairs and go set everything up.

Literally everything that we need for the wedding,

flowers, decorations, everything.

So I'm gonna go grab it if you can come with me.

- Okay, party planner. - I know.

You gonna come with me here? - Let's do it.

- Thank you, babe.

- This is gonna be fun. - I know.

Vinny's doing the speech?

Is he gonna be, like, funny or just be like--

- You know him. - All right, ladies.

Time to write my speech.

Opening line anyone? [giggles]

"You're the dump to my island."

Just kidding.

I'm not gonna use your line, Jenni.

I'm gonna roast the [bleep] outta you,

and you're gonna love it.

- Get out of my face, you weirdo.

♪ ♪

- BDS is in the building.

Whoo-hoo, in the building.

Tonight, we say redo.

Estebans, here I come.

And I am food and beverage manager.

Estebans! Estebans!

Oh, hey, Esteban.

How are you? What's happening?

We're actually having a redo of a wedding, okay?

And I'm wondering if we can do a family style dinner.

RSVP is k*lling the game.

DJ Pauly D, in charge of the music.

- My stuff is here! - Oh, damn.

- Big Daddy Sitch is the food and beverage manager.

We have to go over the menu.

- We got Vinny, a world class stripper, handling the speech.

- Oh, this is fire right here. This is fire.

- Ronnie--I don't know what the [bleep] Ronnie did.

Uh, what did Ronnie do?

- ♪ I'm not saying that you don't grind ♪

♪ But I grind harder ♪

- You ordered all this? - Uh-huh.

Flowers. We got centerpieces.

- That's for the officiant? - Yep.

- Throw some chicken fingers.

Maybe some wangers.

Don't forget the gabagool,

the soppressata, and the prosciutto.

- Now I'm going to memorize this because real speech givers

always memorize their speech.

- We need to make sure everybody has a place setting.

We need centerpieces going along here.

We do not want to mess this up tonight.

- Chicken cutlet, chicken saltimbocca, chicken parmesan.

Can we quite possibly have a taste testing?

I can't order the foods if we haven't tasted it.

You know, I like to like call on inspiration

from like some of my favorite comedians.

This is how you have a redo right here.

- Ceremony's gonna take place in here.

- Mm-hmm.

[spraying]

- A little finger right in the ranch dipping sauce.

- Speaking of dumps... - Perfect crisp.

- Angelina's husband Chris aka Mr. Handsome--

- Need roses and everything going.

We need a chair setup. We need a lighting.

- 'Cause this is a wedding redo.

- It's gonna be beautiful.

- And these wangers. Whoo.

Quality prosciutto.

Wow.

- [laughs]

- Right this way!

This is the wedding redo.

- The redo can still go wrong.

- We're just gonna walk right through here.

- Through here? - Yeah.

- Vinny! Oh, hell no. - Wow. Okay.

- You're a barbarian, a savage.

♪ ♪

- Angelina has had three fiancés.

Three fiancés. Three fiancés.

Boom! I'm gonna be in charge of the speech tonight.

[clears throat]

You wanna be able to say it

backwards and forwards.

Here's the thing about being a guardsman.

[whispering] Just go with it.

You wanna be relaxed. You wanna to be calm.

I'm gonna bring the house down tonight.

Whoo.

God, I could put the AC on with all this heat in here.

I'm on fire.

Willy Time.

- Hey, what's up? - Are you writing the speech?

- Yeah. - How's it coming out?

- It's coming out pretty good. - Oh, yeah?

- You know, yeah, really put my heart and soul into this one.

- All right. You want water, babe?

- No, I'm okay. [laughs]

He was talking to me. He calls me babe.

- Mmm, okay. - He calls you bae.

- If it makes you sleep better at night.

Vinny, what are you writing?

- There's an art to this, Nikki, okay?

- Oh, yeah? Just don't [bleep] it up.

- I am a stand-up comedian. I've done multiple shows.

I'm also a headlining performer at Chippendales.

Oh, and I graduated UCB improv school.

♪ ♪

Okay? Even dabbled in some sketch comedy.

So I like to just call on all my education

and use it in this moment.

- Getting this wedding redo ready,

the most important thing is to get that speech right.

I would just stay away

from every single thing that the girls said.

- So not the, "You're the period

to my [bleep]..." - Yeah, no.

- 'Cause I have that. That's my second joke.

- Dead that. - You're the puke

to my hangover. That's my third joke.

- Dead that. - What?

- Vinny thinks he got this.

But I'm not too sure.

- How was the lunch? - The girls all down?

- I mean, I just feel like they don't even want

to touch it again, like, since it's all squashed now.

- Well, I can guarantee I will not be giving a speech.

[laughter] - Are you sure

that you want us to be there?

- Wow. - They're like, "We'll attend.

But, you know, we'll sit in the back."

- The point is for everyone to laugh at it. This is not--

- Yeah, this is a joke.

- Yeah, it should be something they will laugh at.

- Well, I hope so.

♪ ♪

- Dee. - Hi.

- Say, hiya, Kenny.

- Whoa!

Honey, I'm home.

We have a redo in the building.

- You ready for the wedding?

- Um-- - [laughs]

- I still can't get over

that there's, like, a wedding tonight.

Like, one night's Dr. Drew.

Then next night, it's a wedding redo.

Like, this [bleep] is, like, [bleep] wild.

Honestly, I [bleep] quit, 'cause--ooh.

[both laugh]

- Vinny is in charge of the speech tonight.

- Of course. - Okay.

- Not surprised. - In this family,

we roast each other

and we have fun and we move forward.

- It gives me, like, PTSD, literally.

- Yeah. - I'm really nervous.

Like, "Oh, my God, please don't like have audio

of my--my speech."

Are you good? - Yeah, I'm good.

- Awesome.

- But wait. I need to rewind here.

So Vinny is gonna do the speech?

- Vinny's gonna do the speech. - Is he gonna roast her?

- He's gonna do the most

I don't know-- - Oh, [bleep].

- But he's definitely going to be really,

like I said, doing the most.

- [laughs]

- I'm the speech writing GOAT.

- Are you good?

[tense music]

- Um--

- I don't know if it's a good idea

for anyone to do speeches at this redo.

- The last time we did a speech,

the family didn't really speak to each other for ten months.

- All right, well, why are we going that route?

- Mm.

- Here we come, Vegas. - There he is.

- Nino's here to save the wedding.

- You actually came. - That's what she said.

Ronnie, baby, which one should I be trying first?

- Uncle Nino duty. I don't know how I got that.

- Easy. What the-- - Dressing my daughter

is easier than dressing you.

Jesus.

♪ ♪

- Give me a little taste of that speech, though.

- No, I can't. - Oh, come on.

- I can't give away the goods.

- What? - All right,

I'll give you--ready? - Yeah.

I'll give you the first word.

- Yeah, give me that.

- Hi. - Sick.

- That's it. - Oh, it's epic.

- It's nice. - That's all you gonna say.

- I'm Ronnie Magro.

He doesn't know how to read. [laughter]

It says, "Hi."

- Oh, okay. Hi, ladies. My name is Ronnie.

- He's on Uncle Nino duty. - Good luck.

I do not want that job.

♪ ♪

- ♪ I'm blinded by the lights on the Vegas strip ♪

♪ I'm not at home ♪

♪ I'm hot I love my fans You ain't seen what I seen ♪

♪ Been to where I've been I don't expect you ♪

♪ To understand ♪

- We're here, huh?

♪ ♪

Ah, thanks, my man. What the [bleep]?

Vegas.

Here we come, Vegas. [bleep]. Where the [bleep] is everybody?

Hello! Hello! Ronnie! Vinny! What the [bleep]?

It's like a ghost town over here.

Where the [bleep] is everybody?

Who is it, [bleep] Yogi Bear?

Um, who--

You talk?

What? What?

♪ ♪

- ♪ I'm so exhausted I needed the energy ♪

♪ Needed a pick-me-up ♪

♪ ♪

- [laughs]

I come to save the wedding!

♪ ♪

Ohh! Uncle Nino!

- Ronnie! - Hey!

Wanna get on the handle bars?

All right, let's go upstairs.

The guys brought Uncle Nino

out here to be the minister.

Let's hope this wedding

is better than the last one, right?

- That was a [bleep] disaster. - [bleep] nightmare, right?

He's a [bleep] G. He really is.

You're allowed to touch the Bible, you sure?

- Only at nighttime. - Only at nighttime, okay?

- This all reminds of "The Shining."

- "The Shining," yeah. [bleep]

Get on like, "Here's Ronnie!"

[laughter]

- Top speed [bleep].

- Here he is. - [laughs] Pauly!

- What's up? How you doing? - Hi.

- Aw, how are you?

- You actually came.

- That's what she said.

- Nino is here to save the wedding.

You're gonna save the day tonight.

You're gonna fix the whole wedding.

The minister, he's totally, like, priest-like and fatherly.

And plus, he probably drank all the communion wine

before he got here.

You show him his outfit yet?

- Oh, here we go. - Oh, we have three options

for you tonight. - So we have this.

- This is like [bleep] Sears. - No?

Put this on, hopefully you don't burst.

Hopefully you don't burst into flames.

- It's that good devil. What the [bleep]?

- I'm getting all dressed up.

- We got Pope Nino. - [laughs]

- Pope Nino. - Hey, Pope [indistinct].

What the [bleep]?

- Elvis Nino. - You got the holy water?

- Nino President. - I gotta choose one?

- Yeah. - Ronnie brought him

out here, right? - Yep.

- Give him his clothes to try on.

Pauly, let's get out of here, buddy.

- No, you guys know you can't leave me with him.

- Listen, you're both [bleep] wearing crosses.

- All right. - You both are like twins.

This is you in the future. - What the [bleep]?

- No, that's you in the future.

- No, that's-- - What the [bleep]?

- It's you in the future.

- What the [bleep]?

- It's you in the future. - What the [bleep]?

- So you should get him dressed. Yeah.

- Ugh. - Good luck, guys.

I'm going to drop off the wedding dress

to Angelina right now

so that I don't have to hang out with Uncle Nino.

Here's like the two least things

I wanna do in the world.

- This Pope has a big [bleep] head.

[laughs] - That's it. That's it.

The hat fits. - And that's worse.

I'm going to drop a dress off

at Angelina's room.

That's how you know I don't wanna

hang out with Uncle Nino.

Angeliner. - Hi.

- Special delivery. - Can we come in?

- What is that? - Special delivery

on your wedding night.

- What's up, Chris? - Hey, what's up?

We were just looking for something to wear, too.

- Yeah. - Oh, nice.

- That's a rental. Be careful with it.

Angelina. - And we also got some flowers,

a veil.

- This is for you. - Flowers?

[orchestral music]

- If you don't like me, why did you bang me then?

Never in a million years would I have ever imagined

Vinny giving me my redo wedding dress.

You wish I was marrying you.

♪ ♪

I always knew Vinny kind of,

you know, loved me.

- Leave the rest to us, all right?

♪ ♪

- But, you know, I didn't know he loved me this much.

- Thanks, Vinny. - No problem, Angelina.

- [gasps]

- Wow. - It's actually beautiful.

I loved it. It was nice.

Did Vinny really pick this out for me?

He knows my taste. You don't know my taste.

- I know your taste. - Vinny actually knew my taste.

- Okay. - Christopher.

- I know your taste. - What does that say?

I guess Vinny's not that bad.

- Is this [bleep] a love letter from Vinny?

- No [bleep] way.

[sighs]

- I don't know what this-- Oh, it's a veil.

- Is that the veil? - I think so.

- Ronnie, baby, which one should I be trying first?

- Let's do the cardinal first.

- Yeah, I could have been a cardinal.

- Complete opposite way. - What the [bleep]?

- Nino fashion show.

- What the [bleep] you doing to me, Angelina?

[bleep] [bleep].

Ronnie!

- [laughs]

- Name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit.

Amen. Spritio Santos--

- What the [bleep]?

This is like a devil dressed as priest.

Pope Nino II. - Next.

- So you're getting dressed up?

- Um, it should be brought here very soon.

- All right, so I'll see what that is.

And then I'll decide what I'm wearing.

- We also flew in Uncle Nino for the nuptials.

- What? - Uncle Nino

is doing the nuptials tonight.

Hopefully, he can get through.

- He's the officiant? - Yeah.

- No. Oh, my goodness.

Uncle Nino should not be the officiant.

And I don't think Vinny should be doing the speech.

It's definitely a recipe for disaster.

It's not gonna be good.

- Ronnie! - You all right?

- Ronnie!

Get the [bleep] over here.

- Yeah. Put your arms in.

- Easy, easy. What the-- - Dressing my daughter

is easier than dressing you.

Jesus!

What's this? It's a belt? Is it gonna fit you?

I don't know. I think you got a little.

- I know. I know. - bottles of wine.

- What the [bleep]?

- Uncle Nino duty.

I don't know how I got that.

- He doesn't even speak English.

- Well, maybe then-- maybe we'll get through it

quickly then. - They're gonna not know

what they're agreeing to. - Possibly so.

- Like, promise wise. - I agree.

That will just make for an entertaining evening.

- Now we're talking. Now we're talking.

- Hey, Father Nino. - We're talking spiritual.

- We're all gonna burn in hell if you wear that.

Honestly, I think I like you better in your regular clothes.

- Wear my suit?

- Just wear whatever you have, yeah.

- Thank you.

- Please, I'm sorry, Jesus. God.

- Take a look at yourself in the priest outfit.

- Go [bleep] yourself.

- Having Uncle Nino out here to be the minister,

it definitely sounded like a great idea in the moment.

But now I don't think should have done that.

I'm gonna get your ordained,

so this way, you can marry them the proper way.

You know, it doesn't really matter if Uncle Nino

is ordained or not, Angelina and Chris are already married.

- Full name. Antonio, Antonio. - Antonio.

- Giaimo. Giaimo. G-- - vag*na?

- No. Stop thinking about vag*na.

- Gyro? - Giaimo. Oh, no.

- Like the lamb. - No, like the [bleep].

- Like the halal? - That's [bleep] Greek.

- What's your email?

- King of orgies?

- Excuse me? King of orgies.

- Okay, state. That's easy. - Any state.

- New Jersey, right? All right, we did it.

You're now a minister.

- God bless me. - All right.

- ♪ You got me floating in slow motion ♪

♪ ♪

- Oh, my God.

- Do you like it? - I love it.

It's the first look.

[cheering]

It's like déjà vu.

- You really do have your [bleep] boy jeans on.

- I had no choice.

- So obviously, Chris didn't get me ready

for the first wedding,

but it's actually good to, like, have my husband there

helping me right now.

Christopher, you have to go over my heel.

- Shut up.

- Just being there with him is very nice.

- How high up is it? - Up more!

- It's gonna break. - It's not! Oh, my God.

- You got big thighs. - Thanks a lot.

♪ ♪

- Damn, it's wedding time.

Where's my wedding party?

- Yo! - What's up, fellas?

- Oh, yeah! I'm emceeing

the wedding redo, yeah!

Yo, so there's one thing I didn't want to do

is ever single anybody out, right?

So I figured, like, together every single one of us

together, collectively, okay,

we're all gonna let Vinny walk Angelina down the aisle.

- What? Why am I walking Angelina to her groom?

♪ ♪

Don't you guys think that's a little inappropriate?

- Oh, my God. Your bed is comfortable though.

- It is very comfortable.

- You guys have major history.

- If you don't like me, why did you bang me then?

- But I'm giving her away to her current husband?

This is [bleep] weird.

- Another question-- speech writing.

- Do you realize, the whole speech is everything.

If you [bleep] this up, you [bleep] this all up.

- Which direction did you go in?

- Yeah. Are we on period [bleep] vibes?

- It's a little bit of a different flavor.

Just leave it at that. - Okay.

So you wanna surprise the squad?

- I do. I do. - This man is a pure showman.

- It can't go any worse than what has happened.

- Come on!

- Ready as I'm ever gonna be.

This has been a very "Twilight Zone," weird trip.

- Dr. Drew is here. Yes. - What?

Dr. Drew. - This is JWOWW.

This is Dr. Drew.

The dramatic text to Nicole and Deena.

- You had said, "Don't give in at all or I'm not coming."

- What?

A wedding redo.

- They just wanted to see if I was okay with them

doing a redo of my wedding. [woman screams]

- What is happening?

First time in a year wearing [bleep] heels.

- It's , so I feel like

something's gonna go terribly wrong.

- All right, one last thing, fellas.

Does Angeliners know how grateful

she is that we're actually doing the redo for her now?

- Wait, does she what? - Does she what?

- What was it? [laughter]

- Does Angelina know how grateful--

- No. Is Angelina grateful? - Yeah.

- Yes. I said, "Is Angelina--" - No, you said,

"Does Angelina know how grateful she is?"

- [laughs]

- I hope she appreciates this...

- Yes. - Is what you're trying to say.

- Yes, that's what I was trying to say.

- That was like a mind [bleep]. - What are you trying to say?

- Does she know how grateful she is?

I don't know. You gotta ask her.

I guess you got to ask her.

- Does she know how grateful she is?

[laughter]

- I. I.

- I hope you know how grateful you are.

[laughter]

- Okay. All right. All right.

I'll wait. I'll wait.

I'll wait. I'll wait.

[laughter]

- Grateful.

All right, so we should grab Chris

and show him where to stand and all that.

- Let's do that. - Let's go.

- Does Chris know how grateful he is?

- I don't know if Chris knows how grateful he is.

- Oh, my God. I knew you guys were gonna do that.

- Christopher, please report to the hallway. Christopher.

- Look at this. - Hey!

- You're not supposed to see her in her wedding dress.

Come on!

- It's a redo. - Come on!

Angelina, see you at the wedding.

- The boys like never, in my mind, have malicious intent.

But I never know what the [bleep] is up their sleeves.

- Come on, Nicole. - Party's here!

- Hope she says yes.

- I told her she's lucky if I say yes.

[laughter]

- ♪ No, no, so let's go ♪

- Oh, this is nice. - Ooh!

- All right, let's let Ronnie pick up Sammy.

all: Ohh!

- Okay, I got her.

- Threesome.

- [laughs] Look at Ronnie doing Sam's hair.

- We got to just switch it up a bit

'cause you should be sitting next to Sam.

- It's only right. - It's only right.

- Why is it right? [laughter]

- I gotta go meet up with the bride

'cause I'm gonna walk her down.

- Okay. - Oh, you giving her away.

- I'm gonna-- I'll be right back.

- You okay? You okay? - And you guys got this.

- I'm okay. It's a little exciting.

- Hey, Vinny. Be careful. - Thanks.

- All right, let me take this off.

We gotta clean this areas up.

- Who's the priest? - [laughs]

- Bartender!

[bleep]. I'll make my own [bleep] drink.

- I don't want a redo of the wedding.

The redo can still go wrong.

- Here we go. There's my [bleep] right here.

- I just can't imagine these four, like,

pulling off anything, let alone a wedding.

- Ron and Sam are back together.

- I'm so scared.

- Is Pauly in, like, a sleeveless shirt?

- You said jeans!

- I said jeans or dress.

- Are we overdressed for this wedding?

- I look like the mom. - Oh, [bleep]!

It's Deena and Chris. Hey, guys.

Welcome to the wedding.

Did you bring your RSVP?

- I'm gonna sit by Ronnie so I can see.

- Ohh!

- Oh, hi, girls. Right this way.

This is the wedding redo.

- Oh, my God. How embarrassing. - My God.

- Nikki, I saved you a seat. Come on down!

- Oh, thank you.

[siren wails] - [bleep]

- Don't kiss me in front of my friends.

- I had a little PTSD. I heard the sirens.

- My favorite uncle.

- We're gathered here today--what the [bleep]?

- All the way from Staten Island!

- Wait, what? [all cheering]

- This is amazing.

- I gotta go back and brush up on my Bible.

- Uncle Nino, he's a mess.

And I'm just like, this is the perfect person

to officiate Angelina and Chris right now.

- Chris, now you know it's gonna be official.

- Oh, yeah. - Come on.

- Where's my Angelina?

- She's with your nephew. - Aha!

[knock at door]

- Who is it?

You're an as*h*le.

I can't. I knew it.

- Angelina, I'm here to walk you down.

- Ugh. This is so weird.

This kid is gonna walk me to my redo wedding.

But I'm like, all right, you know what,

I'm gonna trust the process.

All right, hold on. Let me just get my stuff.

- Let's [bleep] go. - All right. Ew! Come on.

Do you have to hold me like this the whole time?

- Come on, Angelina. This is my last chance.

- Gross. - You know.

- You trust them together? - I don't know.

[laughter] - Oh, Chris is nervous.

Don't be nervous, bro!

I thought the perfect person to walk Angelina

down the aisle would be Vinny.

- Maybe she is standing me up. Now you guys got me worried.

- Maybe this is a bad idea.

- Do you like my tuxedo? - Yes.

Fits you perfectly.

- Angelina, where the [bleep] are you?

- This is more than I could have ever wished for, Vinny.

Let's see, how do we look?

- Ew! We look like we're actually getting married.

- ♪ Hello, my love It's been a long, long time ♪

- This is Vinny. Vinny, this is Angelina.

- Hi, Vinny. Nice to meet you again.

- ♪ I know I lost you once ♪

♪ But I ain't gonna lose you twice ♪

♪ After all the pain and doubt ♪

♪ I still feel the fire burning now ♪

- Someone has to give you away.

- Yeah. And I guess you are the perfect person to do it.

- Yeah, we go way back. - Who would have thought?

- We have a lot of history.

I can't help it.

You just look so good in that dress.

- Vinny, I will not fall for you.

- Where the hell is the bride?!

- ♪ Still feel the fire burning ♪

- We can put those in the hot tub later.

- This is more than I could have ever wished for, Vinny.

- Let's see. How do we look? - Ew!

We look like we're actually getting married.

- I don't know. [laughter]

- You see Ronnie sitting next to Sam?

- Ron! Stop!

[laughter]

- Awkward!

- Is he okay with this? - Who?

- My husband? - I don't know.

- Oh, [bleep]. - Quite possibly,

Vinny doesn't want to give Angeliners up

for a second time. - Maybe he kidnapped her.

- I can't help it.

You just look so good in that dress.

- Vinny, I will not fall for you.

- Where the hell is the bride?

- Oh, Jesus. - Don't be nervous, babe.

I got you. - Babes?

- Are you my date tonight?

- Aw.

Guys, guys. [laughter]

- Oh, God.

- It's actually the responsibility,

usually, of the father to walk down the bride.

He may have just ran away with her.

Angelina has called Vinny daddy before.

- Nice. Okay, DJ,

drop that wedding redo beat.

- Oh, my God. - Ah!

- Oh, my God. It's happening.

- Where is she? - All jokes aside,

we are determined to make this thing happen,

make this thing fun,

and really get this done for Angeliners.

- Everybody, please rise.

[sweeping orchestral music]

- Come with me. Everyone's here to see you.

♪ ♪

- Oh, my God. Everybody's here. - Oh, my goodness.

How gorgeous.

- Hi, Angelina!

- Oh, my God.

This is definitely the redo wedding I was envisioning.

- We're just gonna walk right through here.

- Through here? - Yep.

- Wait, what the-- - What the heck?

- Are they lost? - I don't know.

- You're [bleep] with me right now.

- Come on. - Vinny!

- Come on. Right through the dirt.

- Oh, hell no. - Come on.

Wait, what's happening?

- You're the worst to do this. - Vinny!

- You're the worst. Ew, it's dirt.

- It's quicker. It's quicker this way.

- But it's dirt.

- It's quicker this way. - I'm stuck.

- Vinny is trying to make it so much harder on Angelina

to get married on this redo.

- Come on, right through the dirt.

- Oh, hell no.

- He's trying to sabotage this thing.

He doesn't want a redo. That's the one that got away.

- Could have picked her up. - Come on.

- Pick her up. Pick her up. - Vinny, my a*s is gonna show.

- Wow, okay. - Okay.

- Okay. - All right. Listen.

- Let's try this one again. - It's the same bouquet.

- Everybody--here. Everybody's waiting for you.

- Hi, guys. - This is weird.

- Your man is waiting for you right there.

Are you ready to this?

- Uncle Nino is here? I'm dead. - Are you ready to do this?

- Yes, I am. - Okay. Come on. Come on.

["Bridal Chorus" playing]

- Guys, congratulations. - Thank you.

- Vinny, Vinny is giving me away.

Who would have thought? - Yo, what up?

- Did you get your makeup done? - No, I did it myself.

- You look marvelous. - Hi, Uncle Nino.

- She's all yours. - Hey, Sam.

- Thank you. Are those condoms? - No.

- No, they're roses. - They look like condoms.

- Oh, they do.

- I'm guessing Chris never got her a rose before.

- Wait, are they condoms? - No, they're rose petals.

Come on! - You guys are sick.

- Oh, my God! [crosstalk]

- The white ones look like condoms.

- They're condoms. Vinny!

- They are? - I don't use those.

- People, people, focus.

This is a wedding redo. Come on!

- It really does look like condoms on the floor.

- Please sit. Thank you so much.

- Wait, is this really happening with Uncle Nino?

- Yeah.

- Maybe the problem with the last wedding

was that it was too classy.

- The couple did a very beautiful homework assignment

so I could share with all of you

the things that they love about each other.

- You need a real Staten Island trash bag

to officiate this wedding.

- AKA Uncle Nino.

- Okay.

- What?

- I'm sorry. - You got it, man.

- Sorry.

- All right, all right.

- All right.

- Arts?

- Two arts?

- What is a yout? - What's a yout?

- Two youts.

- What is a yout?

- Two youts.

- Uncle Nino, you can't-- you need, like,

caption underneath him.

So how the [bleep] is he the officiant?

- But honestly, maybe if nobody understood me

at the wedding before, we wouldn't be here.

So maybe this is a good thing.

[laughter]

- I'm good, I'm good.

- I have never seen a priest be this drunk, ever.

He is slurring his words. He is all over the place.

Oh, my God. We're never gonna get through this ceremony.

[laughter] - Guys, come on.

- Uncle Nino, God is watching.

- One eye--closed one-- He closed one eye--

[siren wails]

[laughter]

- Come back, honey! - I'm on probation!

[Hunnit's "Heart Emoji"]

♪ Heart emoji on my face, ooh ♪

[laughter]

[laughter]

- What the [bleep]?

What do you mean? - Why you doing this?

- Why am I getting married? - Yeah. Again.

- I mean, like your vows, I think.

- Oh, because I love him.

Chris is my best friend. He's my pain in the a*s, but--

- His p*nis? - No, not his--well, his p*nis.

I mean, he needs to learn how to shave his p*nis.

But other than that-- - Ohh!

- Wait, let me see it?

- A what?

[laughter]

- We'll put the p*nis on ice for now.

- Nobody understands why I did the speech. Okay.

- I'm doing this because--

- No, I-- I'm getting out of here.

- What the [bleep]?

- Because I love you and I had to marry you

a second time within a year. - You had to?

- Yeah, I wanted to. I wanted to.

- Oh, good thing. Great, great, great.

Okay, good. - Oh, God. [inaudible].

- I knew it! I knew it!

- Oh, yeah. Okay.

- This is a beautiful ceremony. - This is so touching.

- Oh, bleep, we didn't even take them off.

Hold on, hold on. Oh, no, this one's stuck on me.

- Hold on, hold on. - Spit on it.

- Ohh! - Ew!

[laughter]

- I feel like if more weddings were like this,

I would be so excited to attend weddings.

[laughter]

- I like it when she spits on it.

- Angelina! [all shouting]

- Nikki is like, "What is happening?"

- I'm so traumatized.

- This is a typical Italian wedding.

[laughter]

- That is so true. - That is true.

- I do, and you know it.

Even though this is just a redo,

it's like everything that you want in a wedding is here.

Everyone's laughing, everyone's getting along.

I mean, it's just so amazing to see everybody come together

in full circle and everything to be great again.

Like, who would have ever thought.

[laughter]

- I redo.

[laughter] - Yes.

I take Christopher to be my wife.

- Look at how happy they are at this wedding.

This is a success.

I'm so shocked at how good this is.

Look at those smiles.

I was nervous, but it ended up being perfect.

- Okay.

- It's paraphrased. - You hear me?

- I like that. I like that. - Father Nino.

- I agree.

- I'm very impressed.

Like, if I ever--which is very, I don't know

if it's gonna happen-- ever get married again,

he's definitely gonna be my minister.

- Invested in you.

- Yay! [cheers and applause]

- Oh, I love a wedding redo this time of year.

- You got married again!

Let's walk over the condoms. How do we walk--

- For the second time,

Mr. and Mrs. Larangeira!

[all cheering]

- Don't [bleep] drop her. - Don't fall. Don't fall.

- There we go. - Yay, carry me

all the way, babe!

- Yay! - That was beautiful.

You k*lled that. - That was better

than the first one.

- If you fall right now, I'm dying.

♪ ♪

- Everybody, to the reception! [cheering]

- Oh, let's eat. I'm hungry.

- Oh, this is nice. - Have some champagne.

- Are you drinking? - Does the day end in Y?

- I'm drinking Jameson. - Oh, wow. Vinny's drinking.

♪ ♪

- What are you doing? Are you rehearsing?

I caught him rehearsing. - [bleep]

- He was like this-- - He's nervous.

- Oh, you're rehearsing your speech.

- When I was little, I used to be a lector in church,

and I used to read at the Sunday mass.

And I knew I was gonna be a star.

And then I moved on to off-Broadway,

and then I moved on to be a Chippendales host.

[crowd cheering]

- Oh, my--

- I just love public speaking. I was born to do it.

- Vinny's drinking. - Vinny's drinking?

- [bleep] yeah. - But tonight,

I'm a little nervous here 'cause a speech

ruined her wedding last time.

There's a lot of pressure here.

I'm drinking. I'm drinking.

As long as none of the girls try to make another speech,

we're all good.

Oh, na-na, na-na.

- Ladies and gentlemen, for the second time,

Angelina and Chris Larangeira!

[cheers and applause]

- Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God! [cheering]

[screams]

- Tonight is amazing.

You know, everybody spirits are great.

Hopefully, there's no drama tonight.

[cheering]

- The redo is a complete success.

Unbelievable. Everyone is smiling and laughing.

- Yo, even better the second time, guys. Come on!

- You guys liked the ceremony?

- Beautiful. - That was hilarious.

- Uncle Nino, it was beautiful.

- But let's not get ahead of ourselves

because Angelina's first wedding started beautiful too.

[all cheering]

- Once we had the reception, it was a big nose dive.

- Let's go, girls. - It's good but funny.

- Oh... - You guys are [bleep] up.

- My... - I need a drink!

- I'm never filming again.

I'm done. - God.

- The end of the day, anything can happen.

- Cheers!

all: Cheers! - Cheers to Angelina and Chris

for the second time! - Cheers!

Salut!

- Guys, I'd like to make a toast.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Speech!

- Oh, my God!

- Angelina, some people call her the Staten Island dump.

- Oh, [bleep] me. - Oh, my God. Strip Truck.

- Oh, I missed yas. - Ahh!

- Uncle Nino! - We're pregnant.

Why not tell the roomies?

- And-- - Shut up.

- Ohh! [all screaming]