04x11 - The Note 2.0

[bunniefuu]

- Oh, [bleep].

both: Jenni's coming.

- This might not be good.

- I just don't want to deal with this [bleep] no more.

She's a [bleep]--she's nuts.

- Are you willing to sit down with us as a family--all of us?

- I don't have any feelings for her.

So, like, I don't give a [bleep].

- Well, Jenni wants to sit where it's easiest to flip it.

[laughter] - Oh, my God.

- You never know what to expect with these two.

- Hi, Angelina and crew.

- Hi. - Yo.

- What's up, Nikki? - Hey! Yo!

[upbeat music]

- Yeah, buddy!

- The Situation is under construction.

- This might not have been the best idea.

- We're so classy now.

- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.

- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!

- Um, hello?

♪ ♪

[intense music]

- ♪ w*r, w*r, w*r, w*r ♪

♪ This ain't a game, this ain't a game ♪

- You want a bite? - [bleep] it.

Stress eating.

- Jenni, you're beautiful.

- I appreciate it.

- ♪ This ain't a game, this ain't a game ♪

- Jenni's gonna be there too?

- Yeah, she's with them right now.

- You haven't talked to her or seen her or nothing.

- No. Don't say anything.

I see her. - Oh, [bleep].

- ♪ This ain't a game, game ♪

- You're the last one standing, Chris.

- Hi, Angelina and Chris.

- Yo. - What's up, Chris?

- Hey, yo. - Chris is here. Great.

- Come on, bro. - I got this for you.

- Shut up. - How are you?

- I do feel negativity in the room

because Jenni's at the table.

- Like, what does she want? Does she want me to stand?

Like, people want, like, a standing ova--

like, what do you want from me?

- Hello, hello. - Hi. I'm Nikki.

- I'm not even [bleep] looking at this girl.

[overlapping chatter]

- Oh, you guys haven't meet.

- Hi. What's going on? - What's happening?

- Bread. Cheese.

- Angelina walks in.

Jenni doesn't even look at her.

Oh, this is how this is gonna go?

- I was starving. I need water.

- There's garlic bread, if you guys want.

- Chris, you ripped your shirt. - Oh, yeah? Yeah.

- We have a charcuterie board over here.

- It's okay. No one could notice it.

- She already told me off upstairs.

[awkward music]

- [laughs]

♪ ♪

- I tested negative for the COVIDs.

You heard that?

[clears throat]

- [bleep] great cheese. - Yeah.

- I don't know what it is, but it's good.

♪ ♪

- Ugh, I [bleep] just feel her looking at me

from across the table.

♪ ♪

- I'm trying not to look.

And I know my husband

really doesn't want to look at her either.

So it's like, don't look at her.

Don't look at her. Don't look at her.

And then all the negativity will be gone.

- Can I have a couple of those light crackers?

- Don't look at her, and everything will be good.

Not today, Satan. Nope.

- How far is LA from here, to drive?

- Four hours? both: Four hours.

- I gotta do that drive after this.

- Really?

- What is the point if everyone sits together and doesn't talk?

That's not us. And we're not gonna accept this.

- Anyway. - All right, guys.

I'd like to make a toast. Okay?

And I challenge everyone to go down the line

and say something positive

about one person at the table.

- You know, Mike is really, really,

really trying right now,

because nobody knows, like, really, what to say.

I'm like, I just want to eat and get out of here,

'cause I'm tired.

[laughs]

- I'm gonna start.

And I'd like to thank DJ Pauly D

for bringing us all together.

- You're very welcome.

- Cheers to welcoming Nikki to the family.

- Aww. - Yeah.

- Cheers to Deena, Chris, and the new baby.

- To my side piece, Vinny,

knowing his role and knowing his lane.

- You guys have been so welcoming,

and it warms my heart,

and I can't--like, this is just the best thing ever.

- I'd like to thank Mike for inviting me to surprise Deena.

all: Cheers.

- I want to think Laurens for coming with me,

for keeping me company.

- Cheers to my husband.

You're a pain in my a*s, but I love you.

- Cheers back to my wife for making me a better person.

- [laughs]

♪ ♪

- Oh, man. All right.

- Yep. Yep.

- Okay. I guess that didn't work.

- Family dinner! [laughs]

You can be as loud as you want in here.

[dramatic music]

So last night was great.

It was exactly what we needed: a celebration.

- Whoo!

- And now, cut to today.

This dinner with Angelina and Jenni

feels more like a funeral.

Family dinner.

- All right. You guys want to get out of here?

- Yeah, let's get out of here.

- All right. - I'm so frustrated.

The guys worked so hard

to start to get this family back together.

Now I feel like we took ten steps in the wrong direction.

- Well, that was fun. - All right.

- Family dinner! - All right, guys.

- Goodnight, guys. [overlapping chatter]

- Ugh! [bleep] it.

- ♪ Drop it ♪

- I'm gonna turn the lights on.

- Honey, I need rest. I'm tired.

- If I'm awake, you're awake.

- Oh, [bleep].

- [snores] - Chris.

- Hmm? - Stop snoring. Get up.

- I miss waking up to you.

- [inaudible].

- Good morning. - Hey.

- [bleep] chooch. - Morning.

- Wake up, babe. Come on.

Turn the lights on. Come on.

- Who wakes up somebody like that?

- I had the worst nightmare last night.

- Me too.

- I had a nightmare that Jenni came

and there was an awkward dinner.

- And it was just like a funeral?

- Yeah.

- I had the same nightmare. - You had the same nightmare?

- Bro, why do we keep having the same dreams?

There's, like, this new black cloud that's over us now,

because the Jenni and Angelina beef is still lingering.

- Last night's dinner was crazy, huh?

Last night was, like, the perfect night.

Everybody was getting along.

- [sips]

- Everybody was laughing.

Having a good time.

- [crunches]

- Just kidding. [laughs]

There's a big elephant in the room.

I gotta address that elephant somehow.

Where does one get an elephant?

- I don't know. Amazon?

- I could order something.

- Well, last night was awkward. - Yeah. It was super awkward.

- I feel like everyone was just, like,

on egg shells, like, quiet.

Like, it wasn't, like, a loud, funny, fun dinner,

like the last couple ones were, you know?

I'm just hoping today goes a little bit more smooth

and maybe--you know, maybe last night broke the ice a little.

- I don't know where Jenni's head is at, because--

- Well, we know where Jenni's head is at.

She just doesn't want to tell us where her head's at.

This text message is showing where head's at.

She doesn't know that we know.

So she's sitting here saying that she doesn't have

a problem with Angelina, but you clearly have a problem,

and we all know that you have a problem,

because Mike blew her spot up.

- Bro, this is like the [bleep] note all over again.

- It is the note.

- The first night at bed, when you left crying,

Ron made out with two girls,

and put his head in between

a c*ck waitress' breasts.

- It is the note. - It's the version.

- It's the [bleep] . version of the note.

- It's like the [bleep]-- you don't even know

where it originated.

- Can someone man up and say who wrote the [bleep] note?

- Hold on a second.

If somebody here did it, just say it now.

Who did it? Who did it? Who the [bleep] did it?

Just open up your mouth. It's out there. I don't care.

Appreciate the person who did it.

Who did it?

- That's what this is. - Oh, my God.

I can't deal with another note.

- And it's still the same person.

- Maybe there's a better way. Can we continue to push?

I just feel like this weight is still on my shoulders.

This Angelina and JWOWW beef is still here.

And it shouldn't be.

I feel like my shirt right now.

- Me too. - Oh, God.

- I honestly think that we've done everything that we can do.

We formulated this. We double-booked.

we've sat them at dinners. We did all dinners.

- And we had great success with Deena.

- But I think it's out of our hands at this point.

- We're desperate at this point.

I don't think that we're gonna get these girls

to even say one word to each other while we're here.

- I honestly believe that they're so damaged from

everything that has happened in the last ten months, that...

- Yeah. - I don't even know--

I don't even think they know how to come back

from it, you know what I mean?

- Bro, this is, like, above my pay grade.

Above my IQ level. I know I'm crazy, but--

- It's above all of IQ levels.

- I don't know how to deal with this.

Like, it's too--it's too big. - Let me--I have--so...

I have Dr. Drew's number. - Really?

- I still have his number. Yeah.

Yeah, when I was going through that [bleep],

he connected me and helped me find the treatment center.

I could sh**t him a text.

- Like, real professional help? - Like, professional help.

He was a super-- he's a good dude, man.

- He is a good dude.

So Ronnie has Dr. Drew's number in his phone.

It's like, of course he does.

- Let's see. - One can hope.

- I mean, let's see, but-- - I mean, it's a Hail Mary.

- I mean, it's better than nothing.

It's better than not trying anything at all.

- Yeah.

It's literally the note all over again.

I don't know who wrote the text.

- I don't know who-- [laughs]

Who wrote the text? - Who wrote the text?

- [laughs] - Every girl that I know--

- That you've banged? [both laugh]

- From the Shore, they have them

hanging above their beds-- the note.

- Really?

- It's like a [bleep]-- it's like the Shore flag.

- I'm gonna put the text on a quilt.

- The text. The text!

- We can put the text on a quilt...

- It's the text! - Like they have the note.

And then Jenni can walk in and see the text.

[laughs] Hello.

- Ronnie, hey. It's Dr. Drew. - Hey, Dr. Drew. How are you?

- We are running out of options right now.

And so we are just pretty much grabbing at straws.

- Awkward dinner, part two.

- Yeah, that really did not go as planned at all.

I just kind of seen that one different in my head.

- Hello? - [bleep].

- Oh, my God. - Deena?

- Come on in, Deena. - Come on in.

Welcome to the family. This is my friend Dr. Drew.

- What the hell is going on?

- This luxury.

Oh, dude, this luxury.

- [laughs]

Oh, my God. Are you trying to be Mike?

[both laugh]

- Don't be bitter. Be better.

- Well, anytime we're ever stressed, boys...

- It's gym time. - Gym time.

- Gym, tan, laundry. Gym, tan, laundry.

I'm a guido robot. Gym, tan, laundry.

- Yo, so obviously,

Jenni is, you know--

- Funk? - In a funk. In a lull.

[line ringing]

- Hey. - Morning.

- Good morning, babe. How are you?

- Good. I just kind of woke up.

So I went to dinner

with Angelina last night.

- [laughs]

- That was so weird, by the way, with Jenni there.

- Oh, it was like a [bleep]-- it was like a [bleep] funeral.

I felt like I was going to a funeral.

- That was the most awkward dinner ever.

- I can break bread with b*tches I don't like.

Do that a lot, actually.

- She is psychotic. - [laughs]

- I saw her and I was like, "Oh, [bleep]."

- Did you say hi to her? - No.

- I mean, I didn't speak to them.

I barely looked at them. - I didn't even look.

I just walked right to my seat. [laughs]

- So weird. - So weird.

- This [bleep] guy-- - Why one?

- Him. He's the plug. - This guy?

- He knows people. - This guy?

- Yeah, bro. - He knows people.

- This guy? - Tell him who you texted.

- So this morning, I thought about, you know,

when I was in the roughest place,

and got me to where I'm at now, basically.

'Cause I feel like that's where the girls are at.

So I text Dr. Drew.

- Wow. - He did.

- Oh-- - Wow.

That's a big move.

- Leave it to Ron to have Dr. Drew's phone number.

Of course you have it. On speed dial.

Did he respond?

- He's a busy guy.

He's busy with "Teen Mom." - Yeah, no doubt.

- Let's see. So-- - One can hope.

I mean, it's a Hail Mary.

- Just get some advice, at least.

- We need a professional.

We need someone that knows what they're doing.

So hopefully he can have some kind of advice.

- We don't know if he's calling back or anything.

- But I also have a backup plan.

Maybe we do a lunch with all of us,

and we sit all of us down at lunch, and we have--

- Everybody? - Everybody.

Chris too. - Okay.

- Everyone's gonna be there. - Okay.

- We come up with a safe word, basically,

and then we all get up and disperse,

and we leave the three of them at the table.

- Wait, who are we leaving there?

- Jenni, Angelina, and Deena.

- I'm not mad at that. - Oh, [bleep].

- I'm not mad at that.

- If we all-- it's gonna be funny.

They have to look at each other,

and they have no choice but to laugh,

and it breaks the ice.

- I really like that idea.

- We are running out of options right now,

and so we are just pretty much grabbing at straws.

Our new idea is pretty much

leaving Angelina, Deena, and JWOWW

at the table at the same time, hoping that they'll talk.

- And we should handcuff them to the table.

- Yeah. And throw them in the pool.

- Come on. - At this particular point,

we are willing to try anything.

- So the safe word is when we do the bail.

- Yeah, you know what the safe word is, right?

- So we're gonna come up with a safe word.

- Avocado. - Threesome?

both: Threesome! [laughter]

- No, 'cause he'll say it on accident.

He'll say "threesome" too early.

We'll all get up like idiots. Come on.

- Do you think, like, she's ever gonna,

like, say anything to me, like a word or anything?

- I think eventually you're gonna have to.

Can't do this forever.

- At this point, I don't know

if this awkwardness between me and Jenni is ever gonna change.

And now that she's here,

I don't know what the rest of the vacation holds.

I really don't. It is what it is at this point.

- Yeah. - You know?

I'm not gonna apologize.

- No, you shouldn't. - I'm not.

- ♪ Early in the morning ♪

♪ Know I'm in my zoning ♪

♪ I'm about to go to work, pull up in some foreign ♪

[phone ringing]

- Oh, guys, hold on. - He's calling?

- Yeah. - Dr. Drew's calling.

That's so cool.

- Hello. - I'm a big fan.

- Ronnie. Hey, it's Dr. Drew. - Hey, Dr. Drew. How are you?

- So cool. - How are you, man?

What's going on? Are you okay?

- I'm good. I'm good.

- Yeah, he's actually really good.

That was Vinny. - Yes, so I'm good.

But for once, the people around me are not good.

- Oh, what's happening? - So, we're--

- I'm starstruck a bit.

- [laughs] - It's Pauly D.

- Are you okay?

- Yeah, I mean, we're out here. We're kind of in a bind.

So the girls have a problem.

Last year we had a wedding,

where the girls attended another castmate's wedding.

- Who was the bride?

- Angelina, and the bridesmaids were Deena, Nicole, and Jenni.

- Yeah. - And they had the job

to deliver speeches for her.

I wouldn't say that they were malicious.

I would say that the jokes felt flat.

- Mm-hmm. - Yeah.

- And the bride took it, you know, as an insult,

and that she was being attacked.

Things, from there, escalated quickly over,

I would say, social media.

It was really a disaster and it kind of just spilled--

- A year ago. - A year ago.

- The history runs really deep,

and that wedding speech was kind of, like,

just the final straw.

- Sort of brought it to the surface,

and then the social media made it crazy.

- Yep. - Oh, my.

And they won't listen to you guys.

- No.

- And we're running out of options,

so Ronnie had the idea to call you

and just kind of download you,

from an outsider's perspective, and try to see

if there's anything that we're missing here.

- It's really--do these women want to get better,

or are they gonna cling to these petty resentments?

- Right. - Yes.

- It's like drinking a poison

and expecting to k*ll the other person.

- Oh, my God. - Oh. I always say that.

- Oh, my God. - I'm Pauly. I always say that.

- He's using my quotes. Dr. Drew is using my quotes.

Holding a grudge is like drinking poison

and expecting the other person to die.

- Very true. - So here's the deal:

I have to kind of be in the room both to feel

exactly what's going on amongst the women...

- Yeah.

- And to try to bring 'em together.

If you guys were near Los Angeles,

I could probably, you know, come see you guys.

all: We're in Vegas.

- We're in Lake Las Vegas. - We're in Vegas.

- Yeah. - Is that close?

- It's not that close. [laughter]

But I'm willing to, you know, see what I can do.

Let me see if I can clear my schedule.

- Oh, my God. - Wow.

- Oh, my God. - That's amazing.

- Ronnie said he'll cover all your fee.

[laughter]

- I already feel better.

- ♪ They call me the GOAT, you just a little saint ♪

- All right, protein shakes? - Let's do it.

- Brotein shakes. Let's get it.

- I tested negative for the COVIDs.

- This is an awesome plan by RSVP.

- We're outdoing ourselves here.

- RSVP, sometimes we gotta call in an outsider.

But we don't call in any outsider.

We call out a professional.

The boys are beyond over it,

being in the middle of this crossfire with these girls.

So we have a special guest on his way to Las Vegas.

This is an ace in the hole.

- I'm used to flying girls out. - Mm-hmm.

- But Ronnie got to flying therapists out.

- Therapists out. Level up, bro.

- Dr. Drew is a third party that doesn't have anything

invested in any of these girls.

They don't listen to us.

Maybe they'll listen to a professional

that does this for a living.

- [breathing heavily]

[tense hip-hop]

- Yo, I feel like I got bigger.

Know what I'm saying? - You look like it.

- From the gym. - Oh.

Whoo-hoo! I was waiting for this.

- Yes. - What's that?

- [laughs] - Oh, God, this guy.

- I was waiting for this.

- You can't Prime to the room. - Yes, I can. I run this hotel.

I was waiting for this bad boy.

After last night's dinner, hear me out.

- Are you getting toys?

- Oh, my God, the elephant. - An elephant?

all: The elephant in the room! - [laughs]

If there was an elephant in the room metaphorically,

I might as well put a physical elephant in the room

at this point.

So I'm gonna strategically place this everywhere.

- This is cool. - Yeah. It's epic.

My whole plan with this elephant is for the girls

to see exactly how absurd this elephant is,

and then maybe they'll see and think

that what they're doing is absurd.

Tell me there wasn't an elephant

at that dinner last night.

- There was. - Oh, my God.

- Yo, that [bleep] should have--this thing should

have been sitting right here. - In the middle--

- Dead a*s should have been the centerpiece.

- That should have been the centerpiece.

- Yep. - What are we even doing today?

We getting lunch?

- Yeah, let's go get lunch.

- Wedgie. My God.

[upbeat music]

- So for lunch today,

we're going to do the "threesome" bit.

- Who's gonna pull Chris?

- I can pull him. - Okay.

So, like, the safe word is "threesome,"

but don't call it too early.

And then we leave them exposed, all three of them at the table.

- Timing of "threesome."

- You should do it right when I pull Chris.

- Should we practice? - Okay. Give me the elephant.

This will be Chris.

[ding]

Yo, Chris, come with me real quick.

all: Threesome. - And then we all scatter.

- No, but wait, wait, wait, no, no, no.

Because I have to be away with Chris first.

- Okay. Okay. - Like, a few steps.

- Yeah. Okay.

- Yo, Chris, can I talk to you for a second?

"Yeah sure, bro."

Hey, how's it going?

Yeah, good. Yeah, everything's good?

- Now. - Threesome.

- Then we all just-- - Come on, man.

- Come on, babe. - Just go.

- That's it. - That's it.

- Love that. - Then they'll just--

they're three here, just exposed.

This is them three.

- Maybe these girls will laugh.

Maybe these girls will stare at each other

and it'll be so awkward that they'll start talking.

We're just looking for any kind of icebreaker

that'll get them talking.

- All right, boys.

I'm gonna go download Laurens on the plan for lunch.

- No Dr. Drew. - No Dr. Drew.

- Mike. Don't tell her. - No, I won't. I won't.

- And don't say anything at lunch.

- Mike, don't tell her.

- I'm not. - Mike.

- I'm not. - Do not tell her.

- I'm not. I promise.

See you guys at lunch. - All right.

- He's gonna tell her. - He's gonna tell her.

- ♪ I'm gonna pray for ♪

- You have a better butt than most women.

I [bleep] hate you. - That's without injections.

I don't need your [bleep] fake Juvéderm in my a*s.

- [laughs]

I like my a*s injections. And I'll keep on doing them.

- Ang. - Hey, Ron.

- Do you want to have family lunch?

- All right. Yeah.

We were just talking about we want to go get lunch.

- All right, cool. See you soon.

- All right. See you soon.

- I gotta get changed. - Me too.

- ♪ I'm gonna pray for ♪

♪ I'm gonna pray for ♪

- Honeys. - Hey.

- What's happening? Elephant came.

- SO, you shouldn't have.

- To address the elephant in the room, literally.

- Is it just gonna be sitting there?

- There'll be in an elephant in every room.

- We have a bit of a plan to execute.

- What is your plan?

Because I don't know about your plans anymore.

- We're all gonna go to lunch, right?

- Uh-huh. - Everybody.

Okay? - Yeah.

- Vinnie's gonna pull Angelina's Chris,

like, "Hey, I wanna talk to you."

- Okay.

- When I give the code word, "threesome"...

- When that happens, a safe word is gonna be mentioned.

"Threesome." Okay?

- We slowly just get away from the table.

- Then we all get up sort of abruptly

and leave the dinner,

and leave Deena, leave Jenni, and leave Angelina.

- Where am I going? - You're coming with me.

- I know, but where?

- We're just walking away from the table.

- Okay. - It's gonna be, like,

a funny little bit. - Okay.

- So it's gonna be an interesting lunch,

to say the least. - Wow.

- I'm hungry, so let's go.

- Okay. I'm scared. Let's go.

- Imagine if this fixes the problem.

- Wanna go to lunch? - Sure.

- Or just makes it ten times worse.

- This place would be great horror movie.

- Yeah. It really would. - They down there already?

- Who the hell knows? It's some [bleep].

- I need a drink. I need a day drink.

- Some secret [bleep]. Who the [bleep] knows?

- What time is it? It's time to go day drinking.

- We're gonna go to lunch now. - Yes.

I wonder who's gonna be there. - [groans]

I need an alcoholic beverage. - Yes, me too.

- Stat. Thank you.

- I hope it's not awkward, like last night.

- I know, that was like a [bleep] funeral.

It's like, who died?

[tense music]

- Come on, Chris. Stop.

- I gotta wipe you down. - Stop.

Thank God my husband's here.

- Yes.

- I wouldn't be able to deal

with a lot of things here, if he wasn't here.

Even though he annoys the [bleep] out of me.

- Ew. Smells like the worst alcohol ever.

Ugh.

- So this is the dinner.

Kind of want this elephant, like, in the corner, judging.

I say we either put it there.

- Okay, so put it by the piano? - By the piano.

- Okay. - [laughs]

- You don't think they-- - Sneaky, sneaky.

- You don't kind of want it seen a little bit?

- No, 'cause then they'll pick up on it.

- Okay. - And it's, like, judging.

- Yeah. - We're all headed to lunch,

and this one's gonna be a bit awkward.

This is gonna be awesome.

We have a little plan in place to leave these girls alone.

It could be a disaster.

Should we practice our exit? - All right. He grabs Chris.

- "Threesome." - Okay.

[laughs]

- We just--that's it? - And I don't know where

to go from there, but we'll just be away.

That was good. Not bad.

- What's up? - What's up, family?

- Chilling. - Hi.

- What's up, fams? - Hi.

- What up?

- Whatever, I'll sit next to Nikki.

- No. Yeah, sure. - Whatever.

- Ooh, he's got both of these girls today, Pauly.

- I ain't trying to be next to Ronnie.

[laughter]

- Oh, wow. All right, same.

Damn, Nikki. I thought we were cool.

Hey, Deener. - Hey.

- Where's Chris? - With the baby in the pool.

- Oh, okay. - Hi, Dee.

- Hey.

- Hey, Angeliner and Chris.

- Hello. - What's up, guys?

- Hey.

[sighs]

Awkward dinner, part two.

[laughter]

- Cool. She's here. Great.

- What's up, guys? How we doing?

- I need a drink.

- But it's cool. It's fine.

I'm here, and I'm hungry, so it's all good.

- Can I get a vodka soda?

- Same, with lime. Thank you.

Jenni's across the table from me.

And just looking at her makes me wanna drink alcohol.

Thank God Chris is here,

'cause he's my drinking partner.

We get each other.

Like, me and Vinny just get--Vinny.

Ew! Vinny! Ew!

Gross! [bleep]! Cut.

- Angelina. Is it sunny in here?

- Eff off, Vinny.

- Gross. No. You're annoying today.

- What else is new?

- How is everyone's day?

- Good. How was yours, Michael?

- Well, I started my day like I normally start it.

GTL. - Porn?

- [chuckles]

- [sighs]

- P. - Michael.

Now it's time to execute our plan.

I gotta get Chris away from this table

so that everyone else can scatter

and leave the girls by themselves.

Stop looking at me. Our vacation is almost over.

If we don't get the girls to deal with this today,

we're gonna have to deal with it ten months from now

on another vacation.

Yo, Chris.

Can I steal for a second? - Hmm?

- Can I talk to you for a second?

- Ew. What the hell is that? - Ew.

- I wanna borrow him for a second.

- Don't talk [bleep] too much [bleep], Vinny.

- I won't. I just wanna have a one-on-one.

both: Threesome. - Threesome.

- What? - Come with us, honey.

- Wait, where are you going?

- I don't know. - Threesome.

- What do you mean, threesome? - Threesome?

- Threesome. - Threesome?

- Like, what--I'm so confused.

♪ ♪

- Wow.

- Oh, my [bleep] God.

Like, you guys want to be any more awkward than this?

Like, so annoying. Threesome.

- Feel like if they want all of us to talk,

them being ridiculous and standing up

and running away isn't the way to do it.

You're just gonna fricking piss Jenni off, I feel.

- [clears throat]

Did they think, like, this would make us talk it out?

Like, what the-- I'm not Deena.

And it's not gonna end like Deena.

I don't want that. What the hell do you think--

- Where's my [bleep] wine? [laughter]

- Hey, how you guys doing, huh? Forget about it.

- Everybody got up from the table.

And left a couple key people there.

- Aww, come on. - It's fine. Leave 'em.

It's fine. - I pulled you. I pulled you.

I pulled you.

- Can't do that though. She'll k*ll me.

- They're fine, bro.

- Plan B is in effect.

- I feel bad. I have to go back.

- Okay, go back.

- Okay. - Go back.

- Wait, what's going on? - Chris, come here.

- Lauren and Chris pretty much

go back to the table right away,

and I'm like, oh, that's not exactly what we wanted.

- Wait, Chris went back? - Yeah.

- Aww, man.

- He thinks there's gonna be, like, a fight.

I'm like, no, they're just sitting there.

- Where'd my husband go?

♪ ♪

- This is not going well.

- Hmm.

Your husband's running.

- I'm thinking to myself,

like, abort mission.

I came to get the pizza. That's what it was.

- I appreciate you. - [laughs]

- Well. All right.

- So weird.

- What, is there, like, a master plan?

- No, they were just trying to get you guys alone.

I guess to talk. That's why I came back.

I said, "I can't leave my wife there."

- Oh, yeah! - What the--

- Oh, my God. [laughter]

- Jenni wants a slice of pizza.

- No, I don't. - Yes, she does.

- [bleep] just got weird in here.

- What'd you guys do while we were gone?

♪ ♪

Oh, well.

- They say when it gets quiet all at once,

there's an angel passing over them.

- Angel's right there.

- Oh, we're [bleep] blessed up in here now.

[laughter]

This must be heaven then.

[laughter] - Sorry, what happened?

- Plan A didn't work. Plan B didn't work.

Even Plan C didn't work.

It's time for Plan D: Dr. Drew.

[intense music]

- All right. Here at the airport.

And I'll get on my way.

♪ ♪

[jet engine roars]

[tense music]

♪ ♪

- There's an elephant in the room.

And I brought it. - And it's not just Mike.

- ♪ Got you moving, let me see you swing ♪

♪ It's all in the hips ♪ - Well...

- This is awkward. Can I be excused?

- All right, guys. I'm gonna go upstairs.

- Yeah, I'm gonna go see what-- - Same.

- ♪ Tell the man calm, ring the alarm ♪

♪ I can tell they don't want no harm ♪

- Yeah, that really did not go as planned at all.

I kind of seen that one different in my head.

- How do you think lunch went?

[both laugh]

- Now that Jenni's here,

it's, like, everybody's awkward again,

but worse than when Deena and I weren't talking.

I just want this to be over with already.

Like, I'm over it

and I don't wanna do this anymore.

What would Jesus do?

- I don't know. Definitely not whatever you're doing.

- Whatever. - Listen.

If I'm not a professional in an area,

I'll call a professional.

Vinnie has an itch down there, he asks a doctor.

He doesn't--

- Yeah, and I hope he can fill my prescription.

- So that's why we do this. You had to call your boy.

- Plan D. - Dr. Drew.

both: Plan D.

- ♪ Ride with it, ride with it ♪

♪ Look, just, just, just ♪

♪ Just ride with it, hey, hey ♪

- Is this gonna work, boys? - What can go wrong?

- It's our last resort. - The last resort.

- Literally. - Literally.

- Lake COVID.

- Dr. Drew. - Edition.

- Hey, man. Look at you. - How are you?

- Good. - You look good.

- You too. - Thank you. Thank you.

I feel good. - What am I walking into here?

First of all, this is crazy. - Yeah.

Pauly did all of this for us.

He rented out the whole place, because, you know, these girls,

they literally were so adamant

about not being around each other.

- I haven't felt this way since I met Deepak Chopra.

I'm kind of nervous. Big fan. Huge fan. Do I look okay?

- You're good. - All right, cool.

Oh, my God.

Dr. Drew is about to be here.

[high-pitched scream]

All I'm saying is, I'm sorry for him already.

- Gonna be so cool!

- What's really going on here?

- It's--you know, I honestly believe

that the girls meant no harm for the speech.

I really believe that the jokes just felt flat.

- So we're still talking about ten months ago.

- You are the dump to your islands.

- I think that it's more than that.

It's gone to social media.

The girls are accusing Angelina of liking things on Instagram,

retweeting things.

Angelina's accusing them of doing things on YouTube.

- You know where we're going here?

I'm in an empty hotel.

- Yeah, yeah, I know where I'm going.

Yeah. Been here for a week, so...

- Now that we're in the age of coron-ers,

do we shake Dr. Drew's hand or not?

- I keep thinking that. - You know what I'm saying?

Like, we're all fans.

- I tested negative for the COVIDs, personally.

- Exactly.

- Do we all line up and give the bro hug?

'Cause then it's like a train. - Threesome.

- Do we all separately go up and give him the bro hug?

- I don't know. Maybe give him a little snap.

- Remember the snap? - Is it a bro shake?

Is it a bro hug?

Is it a combination of two, the bro shake-hug?

- I'll be honest, I think I'm gonna go

with the bro hug.

You know?

- You know, the three girls here are just very stubborn.

- All of your buddies agree with this?

- Yeah. I mean, all the guys,

we're pretty much--you know, we're at our wit's end at this.

This trip--it's just-- it's become [bleep] exhausting.

- This is all like a big family, right?

- Yeah, we're pretty much like a big family.

The girls need to realize that they're being selfish

and that their actions are affecting all of us.

So no more elephant in the room.

No more awkward vibes.

Let's talk about the real reason that we're here.

Why else would you fly , miles away and be here,

if you don't want to, you know, confront the issue

and just at least-- not be best friends,

but at least get the issues out the way,

so that this way, we can continue

to do these family vacations

and continue to do what we do together.

- Okay. - You know?

That's kind of where we're at. - Got it.

- If anyone can get these girls

to have some kind of logic or thought process,

it should be Dr. Drew.

- This is it. - Hey, look who I found.

- Hey. - Look at you.

How are you, man?

- Dr. Drew is here. - I'm so confused.

Am I getting interventioned?

- No. - Oh!

- Hello?

- Oh, my gosh. - Deena?

This is my friend, Dr. Drew.

- What the hell is going on?

- ♪ We've been rising, we've been grinding ♪

♪ On the low, here we come ♪

- Hey, look who I found.

- Hey. - Look at you.

How are you, man? Good to see you.

- Hey, Dr. Drew. - How you been?

- Good to see you. - How you doing?

So Ronnie was kind of filling me in on what's going on.

It's chaos.

- Yeah. - We brought you.

That's how you know we're trying to take it serious.

We got a professional. That's how bad it is.

It's like our last resort.

- Thank you. - We tried everything.

- I always want to be the last resort.

[laughter]

Let me ask you guys what you're experiencing

with everyone sort of split, right?

There's, like, splitting going on.

Is that making you guys anxious?

- Definitely. - Yes.

- 'Cause it's starting to affect everything.

- The Angelina, Deena, and Jenni beef

has been very, very stressful for the family.

it's been weighing on our minds and our hearts

for over ten months.

And it has to end. We have to move forward.

Or else we're not gonna survive.

- We feel stuck in the middle.

When we talk to one, the others feel a type of way.

We love them all. They're our sisters.

That's why we do these vacation.

We just can't believe that this has lasted this long.

- It's wild. Ten months. - Yeah. Ten months.

And we've gotten through so much worse than this.

That part doesn't make sense to me.

- I watched what they said,

and it was, like-- - It's not that bad.

- It's not that-- it didn't land.

I mean, it was not funny. - Yeah.

It was awfully delivered.

- It was a terrible speech. all: Yeah.

- Don't say that to Angelina, though.

- Why?

- Angelina feels different. - Because from her side,

it's not just a couple jokes that didn't land.

- It was a lashing. - Yeah, but she got

into the social media spin, though, right?

- Yes. - Yeah.

- Which is disaster.

- We've always lived by the plan,

like, our family business must stay within the family.

When that stuff gets out to social media,

it's a disaster.

- Wait, what the [bleep] is this?

- You have to be fricking kidding me.

- And that's probably the reason why

this has been lasting so long,

'cause you've got people that you don't even know weighing in

on your decisions and your emotions,

and it's a mess.

- In the past, we've had fights,

but everyone would always still come.

- Yep. - And coexist.

This is the first time

where people refused to be with other people.

- Yep. - In the same room.

That's never happened before.

- Are we talking about Jenni and Angelina?

- Yeah.

We've sort of mended, I guess, Deener and Angeliner.

They're cordial.

We were here for a week, and then Jenni decides to come.

And here we are now.

- Is Deena worried that Jenni's gonna be rough on her?

- Yeah.

- So before that--so he was outside in the hallway,

talking to Deena.

And they didn't realize cameras were rolling.

- And Deena was confiding in me.

- Camera's rolling in the hallway.

And after ten years, I don't know how I forgot.

[laughter]

This is years in.

- Mind you, he's wearing a microphone.

- Does Jenni know--

- A good brother not say anything.

No, Jenni doesn't know. - Jenni doesn't know either.

- Can you guys talk to her about that?

- We haven't yet. - Just that phenomenon...

- We haven't yet. - Of how threating that is

to everybody?

How unfair that is to you and your families?

- Yeah, we haven't had that convo yet.

- So now we're in a predicament where,

how do we tell Deena that this is what happened

without her thinking that she betrayed Jenni?

- Does Jenni know that Deena and Angelina

have made up a little bit? both: Yeah.

- And how's she feeling about that?

- She's here. - Yeah.

- Like, that text didn't do anything.

- One of the biggest reasons we have Dr. Drew, obviously,

is to get the girls together.

But it's also to help us drop the b*mb on Deena and Jenni

that we know about the text.

- I don't have a real clear sense

of what's going on with Angelina.

- See, Angelina's always been, like, the villain.

- How does she feel about that role?

- She hates it now. - Hates it.

- Because now she's like,

"I always have to be the bigger person and apologize to them,

and I'm not doing it this time."

- And now she has a little army on social media.

- And the army's behind her. Yeah.

- So that's not good.

- We did this because we were literally

watching this whole thing destroy them as people.

It's beating them down.

- We have to somehow get past that

and get into what, really, the feelings are.

- And Jenni came here.

So there's gotta be a reason why she came here.

I know she didn't fly in here just to eat dinner.

I just don't know how to get it the next step further.

- Will she let me talk to her is the question.

- I think she will. - Yeah.

- I think she'll sit down with you, to be honest.

- Yeah, I think she wants to be heard.

- Dr. Drew is the man. He's a professional.

He helps people. That's what does for a living.

We can't give these girls the kind of help that Dr. Drew can.

- Before I do anything else, what the [bleep]

is all that in the room here?

[laughter]

- This is what it's come down to.

- This is what we resorted to.

- So that's Nicole. That's Angelina.

That's Jenni. That's Deena.

- Are they blowup?

- No, they're rubber. - That is very weird.

- You could just talk to that one.

- That is--ugh.

- So do we have any next steps?

- Yeah, I'd like to talk to Jenni.

And who's gonna be the mediator?

- It's either this guy.

- It's either me or Ronnie, probably.

- What about together? - Maybe both of us.

- You go together, and you go, "Hey, I called somebody.

He came. We felt desperate. He wants to talk to you."

- That's actually a great idea. That's a good way to say it.

- It's not an ambush. We were just desperate.

We wanted to help. That's it.

- This could work. I'm excited. - Yeah, this is great.

- I mean, if Dr. Drew can help girls

that are and pregnant,

these girls should be no problem for his expertise.

- R. - S.

- V. - P.

- D. all: RSVP!

- If this works out, you can come

on all the vacations with us.

[laughter]

- ♪ Hold on, first I wake up and I break up ♪

- I'd like to talk to Jenni.

And who's gonna be the mediator?

- It's either this guy.

- It's either me or Ronnie, probably.

- What about together? - Maybe both of us.

- If it goes bad, and we running separate ways,

she doesn't know which way to go.

- Like, "Jenni, I got something to tell you."

- One more time?

- Like that. - All right.

[both laugh]

- Hello.

- Hi. How you doing? - Oh, God.

[laughter]

Ron and Mike show up, and they have, like,

these [bleep]-grinning faces on them that I'm like,

what the [bleep] is going on, guys?

- We brought one of our friends here to help our family

get back to the glory that we once was.

- Oh, my God. What?

- Dr. Drew is here. Yes.

- What? I'm so confused.

Am I getting interventioned?

both: No. No. No. No. No. - Oh! I was like--

- He wants to make us better as a family.

That's all. - I really love him.

He's an awesome [bleep] guy.

- He's negative for the COVID. But he's positive...

both: For the Brovid.

- Ew. Why are you here though?

Because two [bleep] castmates of a show can't get along?

My limbs just went numb.

Like, I am so thrown off right now.

Who's all in there?

- It's just the guys. - It's all of us.

- It's the guys. - Oh, my God. Hi.

- Look at you. - This is JWOWW.

This is Dr. Drew.

- I love him. - Me too.

[laughter]

- It's good to see you.

- So sorry my roommates bothered you.

- These guys are beside themselves.

I mean, Ronnie called me, and I was like--

- Did you originally think it was

for Ronnie's problem, hopefully?

- Yes. - Okay, just want to make sure.

- %.

- Jenni seems like she's in a good mood.

Let's keep this positive momentum going,

and hopefully we continue going in the right direction.

- I don't know what's happening.

[laughter]

I feel, like, out of body. - Yeah, yeah, which is weird.

- Yeah, Ronnie had this idea, so...

- Yeah, blame Ronnie.

- Okay. - Altogether, Ronnie--

- I'm gonna find out where you live.

- I keep texting the boys,

and I'm not getting, like, a response back.

- It's probably nothing.

- Yeah, I don't know. It's just weird.

Usually everybody, like, texts right back.

[tense music]

- So it's been rough, yeah? - Yeah, it has.

I'm sure you heard about the wedding.

I didn't stand up next to her to, like, ruin her day.

- But then social media go into it.

- She watched the whole world think

that the three of us ruined her wedding.

She's retweeting and liking the fact that finally

the world is on Angelina's side.

- So she was the villain before,

and now all of a sudden, she has everyone on her side.

both: Yeah. - And she loved it.

- I keep texting them.

- They're gonna look at their phone and be like,

"What the [bleep] is wrong with Deena?

Why does she keep texting me?"

- I know these boys, and they are up to something.

Time has gone by. I'm texting the boys.

I'm not hearing from anyone.

And now I'm just getting, like, a weird vibe.

Something's going on, and I know it,

and I'm gonna prove it to you.

I guarantee you I'm correct.

So I'm just going to go down to the suite

and see what the frig is going on,

because this is not normal for them not to text me back.

I'm always right.

- So you did decide to come to the vacation.

- I'm coming in scared,

because there's a other side-- there's a woman

that doesn't have as much to lose as I do,

and doesn't think logically,

where she goes to social media and it's damaging.

- So this is the first time I've heard fear.

- Pure fear.

- And fear seems like a reasonable thing

to feel right now.

But you have all this support, right?

- Oh, they're great. - Oh, yeah.

- But they don't feel what I feel with her,

'cause she'll never do it to them.

- Hello? - Oh, my God.

- Deena? - Come on in, Deena.

- Come on in. Welcome to the family.

This is my friend Dr. Drew.

- Wait, so you didn't know? - No.

What the hell is going on?

- I wanted to talk to Jenni, but you're welcome to join.

- Oh, okay. You know, I know Dr. Drew.

I know what he does.

What is this, like, an intervention?

Like, what is happening here?

So, what's happening? - Let me just frame this.

- Now that Deena is here,

we just entered a whole new realm of drama.

- So this is weird. - Yeah.

- One thing is about Angelina,

but another thing is about this [bleep] text message

and how that affects Deena and everybody else.

Oh, God. Who's gonna say it? Who's gonna bring it up?

Any takers?

[dramatic music]

- I brought a test because I was due,

like, the day before we left.

- What's it say, honey? - Hold on.

- I'm just gonna rip the [bleep] Band-Aid off,

'cause I can't do this anymore.

- You had said, "Don't give in at all or I'm not coming."

- But I never said that. - What text?

- What?

- No, I'm just done with talking to anybody.

- I love therapy.