04x10 - The Return of JWOWW

[bunniefuu]

all: Somebody's wifey's coming to town.

- I can't believe I got my side and my main piece.

[laughter]

- You saw an opportunity in my expense.

- I was pissed off. - I am sorry about the speech.

- I'm sorry that my actions hurt you.

I hope that me and Deena are gonna be able

to mend our friendship.

Jenni, I don't know about that. But I'm just saying.

- Oh, oh.

[all shouting]

- I smell a prank!

- Deena and Angelina are together laughing.

This is growth right here. - This is great.

- We did it, fellas.

- Hi, Jennifer.

We are able to clear you for travel.

- You are? Babe, we're going to Vegas!

[upbeat music]

- Yeah, buddy!

- The Situation is under construction.

- This might not have been the best idea.

- We're so classy now.

- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.

- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!

- Um, hello?

♪ ♪

- We didn't come this far just to come this far.

Oh, God, the family is back!

- That's crazy. Angelina cast a spell on you

and now you like her. - Ha, ha, ha.

[laughter]

You're the worst! - You guys are the worst.

Get out of here!

- Deena and Angeliners look like besties.

- Look it, they're touching! They're touching!

- Now that the squad is slowly starting

to mend itself back together,

we all can have a fun day together and not separate.

What are we gonna do later?

- Let's do something as a family.

- Yeah, let's do it.

- They got that water park across the street.

That might be cool. - Yeah, let's do that.

- I love activities this time of year!

- So I'm gonna go update Chris. - Okay, good, good, good.

- And get ready.

- Oh, and they're walking back together!

Aww! - Yeah.

Bye, see you later, guys.

- Bye. - Bye, guys!

- That was great. - That was funny.

- That was so funny.

- The double book actually worked.

- Actually worked! - Good job, Dee.

You k*lled it. - Right?

- After today, I feel like Deena and I

are in a better place.

- Aw, there's little C.

- And I feel like going forward,

we'll take baby steps.

Maybe towards a friendship that we used to have.

- Babe. Hi.

- Hey, what's up? - This is Angelina.

- [sighs] How are you?

- How's everything? - Everything went well.

We talked everything out. - He said, "Hi, mama."

- He got so big. Aw, he's so cute.

- So, yeah. So we sat down.

We had a mature conversation. - Yep.

- [laughs] - We did.

- How'd it go? - Both apologized.

You know, Chris,

he hates seeing me go through a hard time.

And for months he had to see

everything I was going through.

- This must be, like, a huge relief.

- I feel times lighter. - Same for you.

- So the fact that I can put

all of this negativity behind me

is definitely a relief for Chris too.

- Yeah, this was good. We needed this.

[mid-tempo music]

- Oh, my goodness.

- I have some good news to tell you.

- What? - Oh, my goodness!

- What happened?

- Angelina and Deena walk into the gym

and start screaming. - What?

- They are together.

They made up. - Oh, my God.

Are you kidding me? - I'm not even playing.

And now we're going to a water park.

♪ ♪

- Babe? - Hey, baby.

- Get ready for the water park.

- Okay, baby. - Let's roll out!

- I'm so proud of everyone. I really am.

- Family day! - Family day!

- It's happening! - It's happening!

- Going on an outing. - Leaving the bubble.

- Lake COVID on three.

One, two, three.

all: Lake COVID!

- Oh, I love it.

- It looks like a little obstacle course.

It looks dope. - All right, guys.

This way, okay? Come on, Angelina.

- I'm coming, Vinny. I'm right behind you.

- Oh, it's not the first time I've heard that.

- [laughs] - Let me see.

- Ooh, look at the waters.

- Why is this fish dead? Why is this fish dead?

- What? - Let me see.

Oh, my God.

- If the fish can't survive in the water,

how am I?

- This is probably just as gross

as the ocean in Staten Island.

- Yeah, that is true. - [laughs]

- Yeah, I've never been in the ocean in Staten Island.

- This is the grossest water ever.

- Look like it got the COVIDs.

- Don't go in if you don't feel comfortable, babe.

- Oh, God, the poor fishy.

- If I wasn't pregnant, I would do it, but--

- Same.

- This lake's kind of like a swamp.

I don't know what's in this water.

When I get out, I might be, like, missing a few fingers.

I might grow a third nipple.

There might be toxic radiation

that's getting into my system.

- Yeah, Vin!

- But you know what? [bleep] it.

When in Rome, right?

- Whoo! - ♪ The beat drops ♪

♪ Then I start rocking ♪

♪ ♪

- Yeah, Vin! - Whoa!

- Oh! [laughs]

- Go, babe!

- Small Daddy Sitch in the building.

[laughter]

- I wanna kayak for sure. I mean, let's do it, babe.

- You're on. - Oh, my God.

- Look at that. This is great.

We can actually finally start the vacationing

in this vacation now.

Come on! - What way do I do it?

- We can have fun. This is what I wanted.

But we had to get rid of that drama first.

both: One, two, three.

BROVID!

[upbeat music]

- Oh. - I like it!

- ♪ Nighttime, still got my shades on ♪

♪ Say "yeah," just like Little John ♪

- I'm getting touched by water.

- Look at Chris on the top. - He's having so much fun.

Look at him. - Oh, my God!

Is he all right? Is he alive?

[laughs]

You swallowed it?

Oh, God, we have to go to the hospital.

- Where are the paddles?

You know, I just got a new a*s.

I got injections and that [bleep] hurts.

I don't want to put my a*s in this dirty water.

I don't want to risk that [bleep].

I've worked very hard to get this inflatable

and [bleep] blow-up a*s right now.

[laughs]

It looks [bleep] banging,

so I'm gonna go on the little kayak

and keep myself dry instead.

- Where are you going, Angelina?

- I don't even know.

- Oh, my God, my hair!

It's stuck in the fan. - Oh, my God!

- Oh, my God, Deena!

- Thank you, Lauren. - I'm dead.

- [laughs]

- Oh!

- I can't believe they jumped in.

- It's crazy.

- They're like kids in a playground.

- I know. - [laughs]

That's so funny.

- What happened this morning?

- Yeah, it was good. It was a good breakfast.

I feel good about it.

- It was a very healthy conversation.

And it was needed. I feel a lot lighter.

- That's good. I'm glad that you did that.

- Yeah, me too.

- Like, I'm happy that we were able to clear--

- If you feel clarity

and you feel like, you know, you were heard--

- I do, I feel good. - Then that's what matters.

And on her side too-- - Jenni's another mountain

I have to climb now.

- I don't know, is she coming or not?

- I have no clue.

I mean, I'm not trying to be rude, I'd rather her not.

'Cause I don't want to deal with it here.

- Yeah. - Too much stress.

[upbeat music]

- What do you need in quarantine?

- Always need a fanny.

Probably lots of sweats.

♪ ♪

[groans]

I don't know what I'm supposed to wear.

- How long are you gonna be out there?

- A couple days.

- Have you heard from anybody?

- No!

And I'm scared.

As I'm packing to go,

I'm actually excited,

but I'm a little nervous.

I'm sure Angelina's there.

- I don't know.

- Just gotta keep my mouth shut.

This thing that gets me in trouble a lot.

- You should wear your bandage so you can't talk.

- By doctor's orders. - Mm-hmm.

- I have to, like, not speak.

- You should definitely put your bandage on for that.

- What could go wrong, right?

[upbeat dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Listen, I'm not gonna beg for somebody's friendship.

I'm not about that.

- Well, don't think about it. - I will never.

- If she comes and if she talks to you,

then you guys talk.

- I don't know if there's gonna be talking.

- Babe, I swear to God--I swear to God, if you knock me over--

- I'm gonna smash you.

- Babe!

- I'm not gonna knock you over. - Mm.

- Honey, I'm gonna try a cartwheel!

- Good job!

- Oof. - Holy [bleep].

He wiped out. He [bleep] wiped out.

- What was that?

- This isn't Chippendales, Vinny.

- Yeah, Vinny.

Wait, nobody wants to see your you-know-whats.

- Don't break your neck. Whoo!

- Oof. [laughter]

- Good job, Vinny!

- What was that?

- Parkour!

- [laughs]

"Parkour!"

- He's gonna flip. He's gonna flip!

- Whoo! - Parkour!

Parkour!

Parkour.

Parkour!

Whoo!

Parkour!

Parkour! - Whoa.

Parkour.

- [laughs]

♪ ♪

- Aw.

- Oh!

That was pretty good!

♪ ♪

- Parkour! - [laughs]

♪ ♪

[laughs] He's having so much fun.

- What up, BDS? Parkour!

- [bleep]! - [laughs]

- Parkour. - Whoa, ooh.

- We got a man down! - [laughs]

- We got a man down!

- Babe, get out of that water!

- [laughs]

- [laughs] - What are you doing?

- He's, like, basking in it!

- I think Ron's done.

- There's nothing graceful about that.

- You're dead.

- You guys look like a bunch of seals.

- Mike is done.

Oh, my God!

- So the water park was exactly

what this family needed.

- That was an awesome family day, guys.

- Yes. - That was very fun.

- Let's get back to the hotel to shower.

- All right, let's go.

- Get ready for the evening.

- We're all gonna show up to dinner

with, like, two extra eyes.

- I love family vacations this time of year!

♪ ♪

- So I finally got cleared to fly,

so I texted my roommates

to let them know that I can go to Vegas.

I just really am excited to see everyone.

Except Angelina.

I'll always be sorry for the speech

because of the way I thought I made her feel.

But that doesn't give Angelina the right

to say, like, she can talk to me

and it doesn't give my roommates the right

to try and force us to have a conversation

'cause I just don't play that [bleep].

Tomorrow morning should be interesting.

- Babe, what shoes do I wear?

These ones or these ones?

[phone notification chimes]

- Oh, [bleep]. - What?

- Jenni's coming.

- No way. - Yep.

- Oh, gosh.

[phone notification chimes]

♪ ♪

- Jenni's on her way? - What?

[phone notification chimes] - Oh, gosh, babe?

Jenni's coming tomorrow.

I am a little bit nervous

because I don't know what's gonna happen

when Jenni gets here.

- Did you tell Jenni what happened?

- Not yet.

- Mm. - Okay.

- I don't know how she's gonna react

to me sitting down with Angelina.

I am so done being in the middle.

[phone notification chimes]

- Oh, [bleep]. - Oh.

both: Jenni's coming! - [laughs]

This may not be good.

- So why is she coming now?

- So, Ange? - What?

- [laughs] - Ronnie's scaring me.

- Jenni's coming tomorrow.

- What the [bleep]? What is this?

- Hi, JWOWW!

- What the hell?

- This whole entire trip has been great

up until this point,

but this girl always tries to sabotage it, always.

I'm over it. [bleep] this.

[door slams]

I can't take any more!

- ♪ I know what you need, babe ♪

- Hi.

Deena called me and we had breakfast together.

- Yeah, I said I was sorry. She said she was sorry.

And then, you know,

we basically squashed everything.

- I told her our feelings.

I told her that you were upset.

- Hello?

- What?

- Are you kidding me? I'm telling you a story

and you're talking about football?

- [laughs]

Yo, you're an as*h*le.

Shut up about football right now.

- Oh, my God. - Oh.

both: Jenni's coming!

- We've been through hell and back

putting this family back together,

and now she's coming?

- Just got a text message

saying that Jenni is on her way to Vegas.

[sighs]

- She knows Angelina's here?

- Yeah.

- She might be pissed

that Deener and Angelina sat down already.

- She could be pissed. - She could be pissed.

Based on JWOWW's texts

that she was not coming if Deener made up with Angelina,

that leaves us with a situation.

- I don't think it's gonna be smooth sailing

when she arrives.

- Probably not.

- Are you ready to roll? - Yeah, let's go.

- Come on.

- All right, honey. Let's go down, I'm starving.

And it's time for a pizza party.

- Let's go eat pizza.

I am getting anxiety

knowing that we have to break the news

to Angelina that Jenni's coming here.

I know I don't want to do that.

Let's go, baby. Cauliflower crust!

- [chanting] Pizza, pizza, pizza.

- I wanna take the scooter. Come on.

- All right, then I'm taking it too.

- No one took it, so we can take it.

- Wow, look at this little spread right here.

- Hey, ooh. - It's like a little buffet.

This is gonna be awesome.

- Pizza party! Know how much we love pizza!

- Pizza party!

- Guys, come on.

Don't ride those in here. Come on.

- Let me park this bad boy.

- Vinny, are you having pizza?

- He eats just the cheese.

- I don't even care, I'm just gonna [bleep] do it.

- So much pizza!

- We're having a pizza party.

- I'm excited!

- There's like , pizzas over there.

- This is gonna be, like, a whole kid day.

We did a water park, now we're having a pizza party.

I love it.

- I'm gonna be fat today, I don't care.

- I think there's cauliflower pizza.

- Everything went well with Angelina

and everyone seems to be in a good headspace

and on the right track.

And I hope it's the same when Jenni gets here.

- I have to sit next to somebody.

- This table's kind of small, so.

- [laughs] Now she's gonna sit here

'cause you told her not to.

- It's all the couples and a throuple.

- Threesome!

[laughter]

- He's the worst. - Bro, look at his kid's pizza.

- How many--how many cheeses can you eat, though?

- Babe, look at his pizza.

- Vinny just disgraces pizza.

- I'm eating the cheese off of it.

Right in front of you, Angelina.

- Come on, Vin. Please.

Pizza is for Italianos,

and he's a [bleep] disgrace to his own kind.

Like, what the [bleep]?

Who takes cheese off of pizza like that?

- I will eat, like, four of those pies

by myself like a sicko.

- With the cheese or without the cheese?

- No, like, I would eat it whole.

So eating the cheese just gives me my fix.

- Bro, look at that stack of pizza.

- Bottom line is, Angelina,

after this trip, I'm having sex with my shirt on.

- Good luck. - Just when you thought

couldn't get any crazier,

Angelina and Vinny are having a conversation.

- So weird.

- It's a very weird night.

♪ ♪

- Ron's acting really weird right now.

You know, all shaky, smiling,

and I'm like, "Something's going on."

- So, Ange?

♪ ♪

No one is really telling Angelina

that Jenni's coming, so I feel like it's my duty

as her friend to let her know

that Jenni's going to be here.

- What's Ronnie doing? Ronnie's scaring me.

- I got something to tell you.

- What? - [laughs]

- What? - [clears throat]

I know that you had a really good day with Deena,

and I know that we've made a lot of progress.

And we hope that you can, you know,

keep moving forward.

[laughs] What?

- What the [bleep]? What is this?

- [stammering] I--I don't know.

I don't know how to tell her!

I just--I don't know how to tell her!

I don't know how--what. Like, I don't know what to--

Jenni--Jenni's-- - No, keep going.

- "I am Ronnie."

- I really don't know where you're going with this.

- "I'm gonna tell you now."

- [chuckles]

Jenni's coming tomorrow.

- Pff! [laughter]

- Are you [bleep] kidding me?

- I don't want you to get sideswiped

and at least you know so you can prepare yourself--

- Thank you. I feel like I--I don't know.

I just--I don't like this.

I just had a great day with Deena

and I wanted to kind of simmer in that for a while.

And now Ron drops this [bleep] huge b*mb on me.

Like, [bleep] my ever-loving--[bleep] my life.

- So now what? - I had to break the news

to you, so-- - Everything was all peaches.

- I just don't know how this is gonna play out

so I'm just, like, a little bit nervous.

I have no idea what's gonna happen.

- If she comes in with no problems, then that's fine.

But I don't know. - That's how I feel.

- I'm not trying to be saying--

I don't know what she's gonna do.

- That's how I feel. - It's just concerning to me

that she's unpredictable.

- That's still concerning to me too.

- Last time, like, there were almost bottles thrown,

so I don't trust this whole thing right now.

- Same, that's exactly the way I feel.

- I think she's gonna be able to coexist

and, you know, and move forward.

- Okay, well.

I'll--

I'll see what I feel comfortable doing.

That's all I can say.

♪ ♪

- [slurps]

♪ ♪

- Unfortunately, this has turned

into a very awkward situation.

- I gotta tell you that JWOWW's coming tomorrow

so I'm gonna tell you.

- Angeliners, you have two options.

You can stay and get your a*s beat,

or stay and get your a*s beat. - Oh, no, no, no, no.

- ♪ We gonna get it ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

- Morning. Time to wake up.

- Hey--oh, my God! [laughs]

- Are you awake? Should I turn the light on?

- I love the glasses, honey. That's my thing.

- How are you feeling this morning?

- I could sleep a little longer.

- I bet.

♪ ♪

- Unfortunately, today is the day

that Jenni's arriving.

I am not looking forward to this.

Me and Deena squashed our beef.

I'm glad all that [bleep] was put to rest,

but now I gotta deal with something else.

It's like one after the other.

[sighs]

- ♪ We gonna get it ♪

- How do you think she's gonna be?

- I mean, I don't know.

I don't know what the boys are gonna do,

but I feel like they always get forced

to talk before they're ready

and then it just goes to [bleep].

And this is, I feel like,

bigger than everything else, so.

Jenni has to do it when she's ready.

- I'm gonna go check on Angelina and see--

- Yeah, check on your bestie. - Check on your best friend.

- Right now the guys are just worried

Jenni coming to town is just gonna set them back.

So I want to take a temperature check on Ange.

Want to make sure that she's keeping calm.

[knocking]

Ange?

- Hey. - Hey.

- Good morning. What's up?

Sorry if my room's a little messy.

- It's okay.

How are you feeling? - I just--you know.

I just don't--

I've been through so much PTSD with that girl.

- Sleep with one [bleep] eye open.

- I'm here like everybody else is!

- I'm gonna make you sweat it out!

- Okay.

- Get that [bleep] finger out of my [bleep] face.

Put that [bleep] finger in my [bleep] face again.

- Okay.

- You know, even when I'm right,

she, like, says I'm wrong.

She, like, says I'm lying. Like--

you know, the accusations she's spilling out.

Like, I'm not about that. Like, I can't.

- I honestly think that you're just looking at it,

like, worse than it is.

You know? We get both of you at a table.

How do you approach the situation?

Well, are you gonna say, "I'm sorry for all the [bleep]

and I just want to move forward"?

Or are you gonna sit there and name everything that she did

and name everything that she's blaming you for?

- You understand that this is because of my feelings

of the wedding, right?

- I understand, this is--

- The girl literally went up there

and called me [bleep] trash at my wedding,

so I was--I reacted.

And now she got mad at me for reacting

saying I want a redo of the wedding.

Too [bleep] bad. I put it out there.

I want a redo of my wedding. Who cares?

- This has nothing to do with the redos.

- That's what she said.

- Jenni and Angelina have had issues for years.

Both sides are at fault.

So I'm sitting here trying to be calm with her,

try to talk her, just trying to be rational with her,

and Angelia just keeps bringing up the past.

Ange, it's not about the past.

We have to move forward.

Well, then, maybe you need to take the initiative

and be like, "Hey, Jenni, I just want to say

"I'm sorry for all the bull [bleep],

and I want to move forward."

You have to be the bigger person.

Take the step. - I'm always the bigger person.

Let her [bleep] be the bigger person!

She should be the bigger person!

- If you're gonna live with that attitude,

you're not gonna get anywhere.

- Listen, for my mental health,

I don't want to be around [bleep].

I don't want to be around this girl.

She's gonna spew-- - Who are you telling

you don't want to be around [bleep]?

The guys have been involved in the middle of this

for [bleep] months.

Like, honestly, it's draining. - Yeah, well, you know what?

It's draining for me to always have to be around the drama.

- But you're the one bring it into this right now.

She's not here talking about that.

- Well, I think--is she going to when she comes here?

- I don't know, but you made it a thing now.

- [sighs] God, help me.

The [bleep] girl's unpredictable.

She's, like--I don't know what she's gonna come in like.

- Just stop being a reactor.

Take the first [bleep] step.

- Oh, my God, here we go again with this [bleep].

I can't. It's just--this [bleep] girl.

It's been, like, --it's been years

of back and forth and just [bleep] all the time.

- You're a reactor. That's what you do.

- No, I--every, yeah.

Every reaction is from an--every action is from a--

no, yeah, every reaction is from an--no.

- That's the stupidest [bleep] quote ever.

The--oh, my God. - It's not, because, Ron--

- It's such a stupid [bleep] quote, Ange.

- I've dealt with this girl for years!

She [bleep] never admits her wrongs, ever.

I'm just over being the person to [bleep].

I--I--

- What, being a good person?

You're over being a good person?

- I'm just not--

[upbeat dramatic music]

I just don't want to deal with this [bleep] no more.

She's a [bleep]. She's nuts.

- Ange, I'm tired of repeating the conversation

with you, Ange. - But it's annoying.

- This is annoying!

- I'm never gonna deal with this again.

- If that's the way it's gonna go,

then I don't even want to have the sit-down,

and honestly, I'm done.

- This whole entire trip has been great

up until this point,

but this girl always tries to sabotage it, always.

I'm over it. [bleep] this.

[door slams] Everybody get away from me.

I'm not dealing with this.

I can't take any more!

[upbeat music]

- Everyone is over this, Ange.

- I'm not dealing with this.

Everybody get away from me. [door slams]

- I'm getting out of here. This is too much, bro.

I'm getting out. I can't deal with this [bleep].

I've been friends with Ange for a long time

and usually I can calm her down,

but right now, this is different.

I've never seen Ange like this before.

- I'm not dealing with this.

- I'm just done with this.

- Nah, bro, I need to--that was crazy, dude.

- I can't take any more!

It's just--

this girl's, like, [bleep] unpredictable.

I'm just over it. Like, mentally.

[sniffs]

It's been months.

- She needs to get, like, mental help

with this whole thing because it's destroying her life

and it's destroying all of our lives at this point.

It's crazy, like--

I want to go to the gym with the guys, yeah.

- [bleep].

I don't even want to [bleep] deal with this right now.

- Yo.

- What?

- Not good. - What?

- At all.

- What? - Yo, [bleep], Ange just, like,

bro, flipped out.

And I mean flipped out, bro.

- About what? - Bro, she's lost it.

She's officially [bleep] lost it, bro.

- I thought we were in a good place.

- No, bro! She was, like--

I had to walk out of the room, bro.

I literally was like, "Yo, I can't, I can't."

But she got up and started slamming

the [bleep] bathroom door.

I mean, she's like, "Na, na, na, na, na!"

I don't even know if it was anger.

It was, like, it was more fear.

Like, she was legit, like, scared.

- And you know something?

When we talk to Jenni, I bet you she's like,

"Well, I'm fine. It's her, it's how she is."

- "If she's fine, I'm fine." Exactly.

- Jenni's a walking contradiction.

I've seen it for years.

You know, she can act like she's over it,

but if Jenni was over it, she would have never sent that text

to Deena saying that if she made up with Angelina

that she wasn't gonna come to the vacation.

- It's the same sort of thing that Angelina's saying.

So that's why we need to both sit them down

and be like, "Bro, she's saying it's not her, it's you.

"She's saying it's not her, it's you.

So guess what? You're here."

- It's both of you. It's both of you, then.

- I'll wrap your hands

and there's no standing eight count, you feel me?

- No tap outs either. [laughs]

- Bro, you ready? - Let's do it.

- Did I get bigger? - [laughs]

- Sanitizer? I don't even know.

- [laughs] - Brotein shake?

- Protein shot with the Brotein.

- Right? [chuckles]

I don't know if this girl's gonna come in

like Jekyll and Hyde, I don't know which one

she's gonna do, but--

[bleep] my life.

♪ ♪

- Hi, Ange. - Hey.

- You all right? - I calmed down.

[sighs]

- What's going on? - Relax.

- I'm sorry, like, I got, like, emotional.

- It happens, it happens. - But you have to understand.

I'm very sorry, like, I never want to yell at you.

But I'm just-- - You don't have to apologize

for that, it's fine. - I have PTSD, straight up.

- Perfect world, what would you like to see happen

to make you feel better?

♪ ♪

- Damn, it's cold in here!

- Oh, [bleep]. - What up?

- What's up, bro-ham? - What's happening?

- Hello!

- How are you? - Good.

- I saved you a seat.

- Oh, it's Deener and Chris in the building!

- Hey. - What's up, guys?

[phone ringing]

- Oh, [bleep]!

- Who's that? - Phone call.

- Who is it? - I don't know, it's blocked.

- Jenni comes up "blocked."

- Hello? - I landed!

- Oh, my God! Hey, neighbor, what's up?

- Hey, J! - How you feeling?

- You know. I'm feeling.

- All right.

- I wish I looked a little bit better,

but I'm all right.

- Oh, stop it. We just miss your face.

- Boo!

- We're gonna meet you downstairs,

and we can't wait to see you.

- All right, I'll be there in a few minutes.

- All right, neighbor. Bye.

- Bye. - Bye.

- Peace, homie.

- Oh, damn. - It's happening.

- She's coming in hot!

- She [bleep] up. - Yo, she sounded [bleep].

- Said, "All right,

I'll see you in a few minutes." - Gangster.

- As she said that, she was taking her earrings off.

- Oh, God.

[bleep]. I need God with me today

because honestly, I wanted to sit down with her,

but now I'm, like, having second thoughts

because I don't trust the girl at all.

- All right, so I think the boys are gonna probably

go down and see where her head

is at, right? - Mm-hmm.

- And then we'd probably regroup.

- I'm ready for the pool.

- All right, let's go to the pool.

- Yeah, please. I need the pool right now.

I can't hear this [bleep] no more.

- I'm going into w*r right now.

- Oh, my God, calm down. - So dramatic.

- [sighs]

[bleep] my life. [bleep].

- I hope there's food.

I'm, like, starving now.

- Same.

- All right, yo, are we going to see JWOWW right now?

- Yeah. - This is it, buddy.

- All right, well, good luck, guys.

See you later. All right, guys.

- Gotta Mike it up. See you later, bro.

- Yo! - Hey, brother.

- Yo, this ain't funny. Yo, this ain't funny.

- We wouldn't hang you out to dry.

Together we're gonna allow you to do it.

- [laughs]

[phone rings]

- Hey.

- Hi, babe. How are you?

- Good. Heading to the hotel now.

It's hot, I'm not used to this.

- All right, boys. Let's get a plan together.

Well, the first plan of action is very important.

We're about to meet with Jenni before anything

and just get a temperature check

to see where her head's at.

- Would you, when the time is right,

would you be willing to be like,

"You know, I am sorry for my part in it.

Like, I don't want to continue this any longer."

- I mean, look. Yo, I'm not apologizing.

The [bleep] do I always have to apologize for?

I'm damned if I do, damned if I don't.

- If you have that outlook, you're [bleep].

[upbeat dramatic music]

- The main thing is,

"Are you able to coexist for the family and more forward?

"We're not asking you to be friends with this person.

"We're just asking you to sort of move forward

like we've always done." - Okay, so what if she says no?

- Why?

The whole squad is gearing up for w*r.

JWOWW is about to arrive.

Anger and emotions are running high.

I don't know if it's gonna go well.

- I have a bad taste in my mouth

from all the other times,

so I'm gonna feel some type of way.

- This is just not gonna go well.

- I don't know how I should feel right now.

As much as I am excited,

I don't want to see Angelina again.

I'm not gonna be persuaded otherwise.

I don't want to be friends with her.

I don't want to talk to her.

♪ ♪

- ♪ I get right ♪

♪ And then I do my thing for me ♪

- Oh, thank you, sir.

Pulling up to the hotel, feeling a lot of things.

First off, I arrive starving,

nervous, anxious,

have no idea what's been going on the past week.

I don't want to see Angelina.

And the roommates, they've literally told me nothing...

which makes me scared.

- Hi, JWOWW.

- What the hell? - What the hell?

- Hi, JWOWW!

- Too lazy to come outside?

- Hey!

What up, neighbor?

- Welcome to Las Vegas! - I know!

Where's Deena?

- By the pool.

- Yes. - Oh, okay.

The fact that she's not, like, here right now

makes me a little nervous.

- Just leave your bags there. - Okay.

'Cause, like, literally nobody's here, right?

- No one is here but us. - No one's here.

You can do anything you want. Watch this.

- Hey! Oh!

- That's what you choose to do?

- What time are the boys getting down here?

I hope everything goes all right with Jenni.

Oh, God.

I'm just happy Jenni's getting here,

and, you know, whatever happens with her and Angelina,

I'm just gonna stay out of it.

- Sit in the middle, JWOWW.

- So awkward. Okay.

- Threesome! [laughter]

- Jenni has no idea that Angelina

and Deena have spoken,

and she doesn't know her text was caught on camera.

- Bringing up a text that we're not supposed to know about

will cause a w*r.

So we're kind of treating it like it's a delicate b*mb

that could be set off at any moment.

- What's been going on?

♪ ♪

I haven't really heard from you guys.

- It feels like me and the fellas

are walking into a minefield right now.

Like, Jenni sounds okay,

but she hasn't even cracked a smile.

♪ ♪

So we want to warm her up a little bit

before we hit her with the Angelina stuff.

- So where's your head at?

- [laughs]

- Damn. - [laughs]

- Damn.

- Where's your head at? You haven't been here.

Where's your head at? - Um...

well, my head, technically, is still healing right now.

- Oh! [laughs]

- I think he meant where your head was at with--

'cause Angelina's here.

- I know what he meant. - [laughs]

- Mike just wants to dive right [bleep] in.

Before food? - [laughs]

- 'Cause she's here. - Yes.

- And we didn't know where you stand.

- To be honest, like, we've all been having

a lot of fun out here.

- Wow.

- You're a gem, Mike. - What?

- You're a gem. - [laughs]

- Listen, I wanted to see where her head was at!

- Well, I feel like it's been a great trip, guys.

[laughter]

- ♪ I'ma keep it moving ♪

♪ Throttle to the floor ♪

♪ They don't want to see me, shake them haters off ♪

- So what are you gonna do? - I'm gonna sit here.

I'm not gonna engage. I'm not gonna say anything.

I'm talking to you guys, and that's all I can do.

- I'm sorry for jumping the g*n, guys.

- Again? - We tried to, like,

lube it up a little more.

- Ease the penetration.

- Oh, stop it. - [laughs]

- But, like, do you know where I'm coming from?

Today, all of our relationships are different.

Some are better than others. - Mm-hmm.

- But are you willing to sit down with us

as a family, all of us?

♪ ♪

- I don't have any feelings for her.

So, like, I don't give a [bleep].

- I don't know why Jenni right now

is lying through her teeth.

- Months ago, when she was, like,

re-Tweeting and posting things

that were just really hurtful,

I was angry.

But today, I have no feelings.

- So then why'd you send the text?

♪ ♪

It doesn't make sense. Like, all of that lying

might break your new face.

[chuckles]

- I would hope that maybe we might be able to coexist.

- I mean, she has been a little better.

- She has, she has. Yeah, she has.

- The thing with Deena was good.

- And that was her choice to sit down.

That wasn't forced.

- Like, Deena...

had to, obviously,

'cause she's here the full time.

Because, like, I couldn't physically, mentally,

like, go-- - Mm-hmm.

- So you're saying if you were here the whole time,

you understand Deena's point of view--

- I do! - Of not doing

the switch around every two seconds and all that [bleep].

- I understand Deena needs to do it

for whatever mental stability she needs.

I hope that whatever Deena chose to do with Angelina,

it does not backfire,

'cause Angelina literally chose gasoline

and she watched my [bleep] burn.

So I don't mind sitting around Angelina,

but I'll never give her a [bleep] match again

by becoming a friend or opening up that door.

I'm not doing it.

So now what? What do you guys have planned?

- We're obviously gonna have dinner later.

Right, guys? - Big dinner.

- Um... cool.

- As long as you're willing to take that step for us,

I'm happy.

- Yeah, for you guys. - Yeah.

- ♪ Eyes closed, shut hard, monitor going crazy ♪

♪ Man, it's panicking ♪

♪ Woke up from the stretcher ♪

- Have fun in your rest. - The tub room, Nikki.

And you too, my love!

- ♪ Power level breaking screens ♪

♪ They like whoa, look at 'em scampering ♪

- This is our suite. - Yes!

- Isn't it sweet? - Ooh!

- Very presidential. - Mm-hmm.

- What the [bleep] is that?

- Oh, no, no, no, no. - That's Angeliner.

- Come meet her.

- This one's Nicole. - [laughs]

- This is horrifying.

- Oh, my God.

- This [bleep] gremlin-looking doll

looking at me from afar.

What the [bleep] is that?

Is that me? [laughter]

With the glasses? - Yes.

- You know it is!

- This does not look like me!

Really? Really?

I got, like, an old woman's haircut

and [bleep] glasses?

You can stay and get your a*s beat

or stay and get your [bleep] a*s beat.

Done.

- Honey! - Yeah?

- I'm home. Come here!

- Okay. - Say hello to JWOWW!

- She's here? - Yeah, come here!

- Ooh. - Say hello to JWOWW!

- Hi!

- JWOWW! - Threesome!

- Hi. - This is my girlfriend.

- Hi, Nikki!

- Hi. - Oh, my God.

♪ ♪

- Hello? - Deener.

- Hi! - Deener!

- Yay!

- Aww.

- Aw, I missed you! - I missed you.

- Thank God. - [laughs]

- She's finally here! [laughs]

- Jenni's like, "Oh, hey, Dee!"

And she's all happy now.

And we're like, "Hey, Jenni, weren't you just

threatening to end your friendship last week?"

- How are you feeling?

- I'm okay. - You look good.

- Thanks.

♪ ♪

- You look great! - You look good.

- I'm glad we got here, guys.

- Um...

- Where do you want to sit, babe?

- Well, Jenni wants to sit where it's easiest to flip it.

- [laughs] - My God.

- Tonight could very well be the recipe for disaster.

- Hi, Angeliner and Chris!

- Don't say anything. I see her right there.

- Oh, [bleep].

- ♪ Roll it out quick, vroom ♪

♪ Six speeds on the stick, vroom ♪

- RSVP, assemble!

- Let's go over the plan here, boys.

- All of us together should have Ronnie tell her.

- Everybody is going to this family dinner tonight.

Deena, Jenni, and Angelina.

Tonight could very well be the recipe for disaster.

Hello, Angeliner.

- What happened? - She's not hot.

- She didn't want to talk about it.

- Oh, really? That's great.

Because I feel the same. - Yeah.

- All right, we have dinner tonight.

She's not gonna talk about it any kind of way.

- There's no weird seating arrangement.

We'll keep you guys apart, and that's all.

Angelina's energy seems pretty good,

but just in case, we have a little plan in place.

- Hello? - Yo, Chris?

What up? It's Pauly D and Vinny.

- Yo, what's up, bro?

- I don't know what your schedule looks like.

I wanted to surprise Angelina

and get you to come out here to Vegas.

- Yeah, yeah, I can get away. - Oh, nice.

I'ma send you the flight info.

- All right, yeah, definitely.

- All right, cool. Thanks, Chris.

It's time to unleash our secret weapon,

and it worked out for Deena, so we're gonna do

the same thing with Angelina.

As soon as we tell her that Chris

is on his way to Las Vegas, she'll be happy.

I called Chris

and got him to come out here.

- What happened? - Chris is coming.

He's gonna come tonight.

I figured you'd be happy about that.

Awkward!

♪ ♪

Super awkward!

It'd be good to see him.

So he'll be here tonight in time for dinner.

- Good.

- Okay. - [laughs]

- Well, listen, we didn't come this far

just to come this far, so.

Let's enjoy dinner tonight and move forward.

- I'm over this [bleep]. I'll see you there.

- What the hell? - Mic drop.

- Vinny, get back here! [laughter]

- Nice try, Vinny! Ha, ha, ha, ha!

- ♪ Waiting, that's my best man ♪

♪ Blinking in the flesh, man ♪

♪ I call it, then I do it ♪

♪ All y'all finna learn something ♪

♪ When the problems that y'all chewing ♪

- Oh, God.

Where do I go?

♪ ♪

I'm always walking.

Damn.

Huh, supposed to be here.

[knocking]

- What was that?

- Babe?

[knocking]

- Chris! - Hey.

- Oh, my God! - I missed you so much.

Oh, my God, thank God! - Oh, stop it.

- My husband is my rock.

What did you do to your eyebrows?

- Nothing. - Yo, you did something

in your eyebrows. - I swear to God.

- He's my best friend.

What, did you make your eyebrows thinner?

I probably would have left this vacation

if Chris did not come right now.

You plucked your eyebrows too thin.

- I didn't pluck my eyebrows.

- Who the [bleep] did that?

- Nobody did it!

- I just couldn't do this alone.

I'm glad you're here. Are you wearing that?

- No, I gotta get changed.

- All right, so let's get ready to go to dinner.

[upbeat music]

- You ready?

- Yeah. - Let's go.

- Oh, thank you, my love. - You're welcome.

- You're so sweet. - I try.

- Will you hold my hand too?

- Ooh.

It's fricking freezing in here.

♪ ♪

- Is everybody in here? - I don't know.

♪ ♪

- Nice turtleneck.

- Hi. - Hey.

- Oh, here's my crew. - What's up, guys?

- I feel like this is our chair now.

- I know. - [laughs]

- I like your turtleneck.

- Yes. - [laughs]

- Mike's going skiing tonight. - "I love your turtleneck."

[laughter]

- He just needs a Starbucks. - [laughs]

- Yes, laugh at my expense.

We are laughing. - [laughs]

- So do you think the dinner's gonna go well?

- For us, yes. - [laughs]

Oh, my God.

I'm just hoping that a fight doesn't break out.

I really think that Jenni just wants

to have a good time with the family,

so I'm just hoping everyone just coexists

and it's not awkward.

- It is what it is. Let's not [bleep] this up.

[upbeat music]

- Can't believe JWOWW's here. - She flew out here for dinner.

- I don't think she came this far just to come this far.

- Facts.

- So it's family dinner.

[sighs] And everybody's going.

Including Angelina.

It'll probably be awkward.

I thrive in awkwardness.

- I'm keeping my [bleep] mouth shut tonight.

No slipups.

- Is there gonna be any conversation at this dinner?

- No slipups.

- I don't even know at this point.

[knocking]

- Come in! - Come on in!

- Hey. - JWOWW!

- Hi, Jenni. When did you get here?

- It's really Jenni. Not the doll.

- Wait, are you sure? - [chuckles]

- This is a big evening.

We have, like, party of tonight.

- Yeah.

- Damn, them kneecaps is crazy.

- Oh, my God! - What is it?

- [bleep]!

- What the hell? - Oh, my God!

- You spend too much time on your knees, side chick.

- No, no, no. - What the hell?

- He has Adam's apples growing out of his kneecaps.

- Why does your knees look like a camel's back?

[laughter]

Holy hump day!

- No, I played a lot of sports growing up.

- Is that why your knees have a gangster lean?

[laughter]

- So when you have a growth spurt,

it causes inflammation.

- Why does this kid's knees got faces on them?

- Sometimes, like, the inflammation just hardens up.

- Yo, why does this kid's knees look like the Grand Canyon?

- Why does his knees look like Red Rock?

[laughter]

- A lot of basketball players have it.

- Yo, why does this kid's knees look like a skateboard park?

[laughter]

Yo, why does this kid's knees have potholes?

[laughter]

[laughter drowns out]

[sad music]

♪ ♪

- You guys are just a pack of elephants

attacking me

and I am an eagle soaring above all of you.

[laughter]

Yeah. - When they go low, Vin--

- You go on your knees.

- Oh, my God! - Oh!

[laughter]

- There she is.

[hip-hop music]

- JWOWW's in the building!

- Yep. - Let's go.

- What are you wearing?

Let me see what you look like.

♪ ♪

What the hell [bleep] shirt is that?

- ♪ With a grown man ♪

- Wow, look at that setup right there.

- Wow. - Fancy.

- That looks like "The Last Supper."

- Amazing.

- It's already got charcuterie!

- It's like the Jersey House table.

- I don't know. Where do you want to sit, babe?

- Well, Jenni wants to sit where it's easiest to flip it.

- [laughs] - Oh, my God!

- It is happening. Family dinner.

Jenni and Angelina are gonna sit down

at the same exact dinner at the same exact time.

First time in months.

I have a feeling a table will be flipped.

- Deener and Chris. - Oh, my God, so Deener?

- Tonight's definitely going to be interesting.

Everyone is coming and I just hope that

Angelina and Jenni are just gonna coexist.

- I'm not the one that's kissing other men,

showing my [bleep].

- I never kissed somebody else, girl.

I don't even think your man's hot.

- If there is any drama, I'll be walking out the door.

[chuckles]

- You want bread? - Yeah, [bleep] it.

Stress eating.

- Jenni, you look beautiful.

- I appreciate it.

[intense dramatic music]

- So why is there two seats?

- Chris is here.

- Oh, here we go.

♪ ♪

- Oh, okay.

- Yeah, so. - That a ginger ale?

- At first, I really did want to sit down with Jenni.

But as, like, it's actually happening,

my anxiety is going crazy.

It's like a big b*mb that's waiting to go off.

♪ ♪

- I don't know how this is gonna turn out.

Angelina has Chris with her as well.

- Who would ever think it's acceptable at a wedding

to do a speech like that? There's no way.

- I don't know who's gonna fight.

Is it gonna be Angelina versus Jenni,

or is it gonna be Chris verses Jenni?

- I don't know what the hell's gonna happen.

Her and Jenni have one crazy [bleep] history.

- You're a [bleep] chew toy. - No, I'm not.

- You know, they've always had this beef between each other.

- You want to take this [bleep] outside?

- You never know what to expect with these two.

- Jenni's gonna be there too?

- Yeah, she's with them right now.

- You haven't talked to her, seen her, or nothing?

- Nope. Look, don't say anything.

I see her right there. - Oh, [bleep].

♪ ♪

- Hi, Angelina and Chris! - Hi.

- Hello. - What's up, girl?

- Hey, yo!

♪ ♪

- Where are we sitting?

- You are the dump to our island.

- What up, bro?

- [screams]

♪ ♪

- Hi, Angel.

- Get the [bleep] out of this house.

- I'm staying.

♪ ♪

- Bro, this is like the...note

all over again. - It is the note.

- This is, like, above my pay grade.

Above my IQ level. - Hello.

- Ronnie, hey, it's Dr. Drew.

- Hey, Dr. Drew, how are you?

- We are running out of options right now.

And so we are just pretty much grabbing at straws.

- Oh, my God, Dr. Drew is here. [screams]

- Am I getting an intervention?

- This is what it's come down to!