04x09 - Somebody's Wifey's in Town

[bunniefuu]

- It's been a fight the whole way through.

Us trying to do a mediation, there's gotta be a way,

you know, to fix this.

[line trilling]

- Hello? - Nakesha?

- Paul? - This is big.

We finally get to sit down for family dinner.

- I know. I'm excited.

- Somebody's wifey's coming to town.

- She said yeah? - Yeah, she said yes.

- So did Angelina.

[all shouting]

- I am in shock right now

that Deena will sit at the same table as Angelina.

[shouting]

- I [bleep] knew it, I was like--

[upbeat music]

- The Situation is under construction.

- This might not have been the best idea.

- We're so classy now.

- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.

- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!

- Um, hello?

♪ ♪

[mid-tempo music]

- ♪ Tell me what you're feeling ♪

♪ Why your head is reeling ♪

♪ Tell me what is on your mind ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ I say your name out loud ♪

♪ And a rain-soaked cloud ♪

♪ Gets me soaking to the bone ♪

- She's here. - Yay!

all: Somebody's wifey's coming to town!

- Come on!

all: Somebody's wifey's coming to town!

- Come on!

all: Somebody's wifey's coming to town!

- Bunch of chooches.

Act like they've never seen a date before.

- ♪ Name out loud, and a rain-soaked cloud... ♪

- Tonight is all about making history right now.

Nikki is here. She's the full package,

and as a couple, it's probably been

the most fun I've had in years.

- [laughs] Oh.

- And the first time in one year,

Deena is at the same table as Angelina.

And so I'm happy to see her,

nervous about what she's about to walk into.

Babe? - You're wearing pink?

Hey, baby. - Hi, baby.

You made it.

You look pretty. What's that?

- Doughnuts. - Oh, they're gonna love that.

Let me show you around over here.

I had motorcycles going up and down these corridors.

Dirt bikes. - Oh, my gosh.

- Look at this, we own this whole spot.

Looks like a vacation, right? - I know, it's so nice.

- So this dinner, right? - Yeah?

- We have a couple of, I guess,

trigger words that we can't say.

Two of 'em. - What?

- Can't say the word "speech."

- Speech? - Mm-hmm.

And we can't say the word "wedding."

- Or else?

- 'Cause it's gonna trigger Deena and Angelina,

so we don't want them to fight. - Oh, my gosh.

- This isn't about the speech, this isn't about the wedding,

this is about Pauly D and Nikki.

- Aw. - It's gonna be good.

- Okay. - [laughs]

Come on. - Lead the way.

- Look what I did with the gift shop.

Look at that shirt. "Chooch."

- What the heck?

- The first time Nikki's meeting me.

I feel like this is a double whammy.

Like, I need to look pretty.

- I do want to find, like, a wifey.

- [laughs] - I just, like, I--

- Oh, now he wants to find a wifey

'cause Pauly--because Pauly found one.

- Since when?

- Babe, this pink looks really good on you.

- Thanks. It looks good on you too.

- I wonder who told you to get that.

- My mom.

- I have to do what they did in "Coming to America."

He wanted to find a queen...

- Yeah, so he went to Queens. - So he went to Queens.

- [laughs] - I gotta go to Queens!

- My God, I can hear them.

Maybe I should-- - Sure you want to do this?

We can back out. - [laughs] No.

- You sure? - Let's do this.

[knocking]

- Oh! - Someone's here.

- They don't like you. - Yeah, right.

[both chuckle]

- Hello. - Hey!

- Hey! - My ex is here!

- [laughs] - This is my side piece.

- Hi. - This is my main piece.

- Hi, main chick. - [laughs]

- I'm the side piece. - Hi, side piece.

- This is Nikki, that's Ronnie, that's Mike, that's Angelina,

that's Lauren, that's Deena. - Hey, how are you?

- Okay, let me hug everybody.

- Pauly's in his cute little pink date-night shirt.

They're matching,

and it's cute.

It's like a made-to-be couple.

- I brought doughnuts.

all: Oh!

- Damn, son.

- Mike, come on!

- Nikki really understands us

because she's actually walking in

with a gift of foods right now.

That, right there, is an awesome situation.

- I'm excited you're here. - Me too.

- Yes. - I'm excited to see everybody.

- I can't believe I got my side and my main piece.

- I gotta take a photo of this. [laughter]

I gotta take a photo of this.

- [laughs] - Aw.

[camera shutter clicks]

[laughter]

- We just asked Vinny. What is he gonna do...

- Oh, my gosh. Shut up, bro.

- Now that he's a side piece? - You're stressing him out.

I feel bad. - Oh, my God.

I'm not stressed out.

[soft music]

I'm officially a side chick.

- I've never seen this man this happy.

- Oh, gosh, I hear it so many times.

- I hope he's happy, you know?

Like, he never wears pink for me.

So, like, tonight's, like, a very special night

and it's making me feel, like, a type of way.

- You guys ready? - Yeah, I'm ready for dinner.

- Let's do this. - I have to just sit there

and, like, make it seem, like

me and my man are nothing, you know?

- Right this way, my love. - Okay--oh.

[laughter]

Like we've been nothing the past years.

- ♪ Can we go back? ♪

- It's my boyfriend!

It's boat day, Keto Guido!

[cheering]

Our love is true! - Yay!

[cheering]

- This place is a bit crowded,

so I had to get us a reservation.

- For all you side chicks out there going through it,

I feel you, girl.

There's place settings with your name on it.

- Oh, wow.

- BDS is in the building.

You know what? I'm very anxious right now

awaiting the arrival of Deener and Chris.

After all our hard work, Angeliners and Deener

are gonna sit down at the same time

at the same place at the same dinner table.

All right, you ready? - Yes.

[both humming "Imperial March"]

- Right now I just feel like

I'm, like, walking to, like,

a death sentence. [laughs]

Like, I don't know how this is gonna go.

You know? Ugh.

[sighs] Goodness.

- Do you guys--whoa. - Babe, come on.

Are you that nervous? - Yeah.

- I smell cologne and hair gel.

- [laughs]

That means we're right there.

- Angeliners, how's Chris?

- He's good. - Good?

- Mm-hmm. I text him all the time.

- Are you guys still together? - Mm-hmm.

- I see.

- I'm very anxious, nervous.

Seeing the two chairs right now, I'm like, "Holy [bleep]."

Like, it's happening.

I'm gonna finally see Deena.

Like, it's happening.

- God, here we go.

This is [bleep] weird.

Let's just pray for a little positivity.

I hope I'm on the other side.

- What's up, what's up? - Hello.

- Hey! - Hi.

- Deener. - Deener!

- Pleasure meeting you. - Hi!

- Yo, what's up?

- Oh, you're so beautiful. - Oh, thank you.

- So nice finally meeting you. - You too!

- Deener, that's Nikki, my girlfriend!

- I know, I can't believe it! - And that's Chris.

- Hi, Chris. - What's up, what's up?

- And Chris is Deener's husband.

- I know. [laughter]

- Deener, this is my girlfriend, Nikki.

- I know. You know what's funny?

I was like--we were like,

"I wonder if he's gonna be loud and annoying,"

and he's just normal. - He's the same, oh, my gosh.

Like, it can't be quiet for too long.

- I don't like silence. My ears ring.

[soft suspenseful music]

- Oh, God. - Cricket.

♪ ♪

- I think I'm just gonna sit here and relax.

I don't want to say something to offend anybody.

I don't want to say anything to her and she gets mad.

I really, really, really want it to go well.

- Oh, my God, look at the bruschetta--

the bruschettas is in the building.

- Bruschetters.

- After that text drama with Jenni and Deena...

I'm actually surprised this is happening at all.

I mean, even if Deena doesn't talk to Angelina,

this is monumental.

- You guys want any bruschettas?

- Sparkling water. - No, thanks.

- Bruschetta, anybody?

- Angelina seems very, very calm.

I don't know if they gave her a horse tranquilizer or what.

But I'm just looking to get this over with.

Angelina?

[intense music]

♪ ♪

[upbeat music]

- I feel like I'm sitting in Bed Bath & Beyond right now.

I need to do something ratchet.

- [laughs]

- I was pissed... - Listen--

- Because I'm like, "I can't believe they did this."

- That wasn't what we did.

♪ ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Angelina?

Do you mind passing me the bruschetta?

- [laughs] What is wrong with you?

- Please? - Sure.

- Thank you.

♪ ♪

Angelina?

[altered voice] Do you mind passing me

the bruschetta?

- You me to pass you the bruschetta?

[dramatic triumphant music]

♪ ♪

Okay.

♪ ♪

- Thank you.

- I hope I pass it properly.

- [normal voice] Does anybody else want a bruschetta?

- Bruschetter.

- Deena [bleep] talks to Angelina.

This was for the first time in one year.

Holy [bleep].

I just seen a bug.

- I love bruschetta.

- Passing the bruschetta is the Italian version

of passing the olive branch.

Babe, how's your braised short rib?

- Very good. - Good.

- What's your favorite meal that Nikki cooks for you?

- Chicken Parmesan. - Ooh.

- [bleep].

- Nikki, what's your favorite meal Pauly cooks for you?

- He makes a good breakfast. - Mm-hmm.

- What sort of breakfast?

- Yeah, he-- - She loves my eggs.

- He does the eggs good. - I do the eggs perfect.

- We make, like, oatmeal a different way

so we, like, boil the milk first

and then add the nutmeg and the cinnamon.

- This meal is like t*rture to me.

- When you guys come to the East Coast,

we could all go on, like, a big double date.

Actually, a triple date.

- You guys are on that right now.

- [laughs]

- It turned into a couples' retreat dinner.

- My favorite thing to bake

is rainbow cookies for Christmas.

- Send me the recipe. - Yeah.

- Appliances...

- I got, like, that built-in, like,

that Miele machine thing. - Yes.

- And then I also have the Keurig,

then I also have this other thing.

- I feel like I'm sitting in [bleep]

Bed Bath & Beyond right now,

and I need to get the [bleep]

beyond this table and go outside

and take a break from it.

- I'm just getting into chamomile tea.

- Yeah. - I love chamomile.

We have it every night, chamomile.

- Yeah, no. - We'll be right back.

- Yeah.

- I've been to couples' dinners.

Like, this is just the "boringest" couple dinner

I've ever been to.

I feel like I'm hanging out with my grandmother

and her friends.

- [laughs] - Waterboarding

with the chamomile tea! [bleep]!

- You get these--what are they, pinecones?

The ones for Christmastime

that actually smell like the cinnamon

or whatever that makes it smell like Christmas.

- I need to do something ratchet right now.

- [laughs]

- We have, like, different types of honey at home.

We have habanero honey. - I want--wait.

- I want to watch the nastiest porn

when I get to my [bleep] room, bro.

- Amazon has everything. - Yeah, Amazon has everything.

- Can we talk about, like, strip clubs and [bleep]?

It's like we're heading to [bleep] "Fruit Ninja."

- [laughs]

[bleep], my God! - Bro!

What the [bleep]? We at a [bleep] wedding shower?

I needed to, like, say bad words...

- [laughs]

- After being in that dinner. - Yeah.

Oh, my God.

- Strippers, cocaine, crack. - [laughs]

- [bleep], [bleep], [bleep].

- Oh, my God. [bleep].

- If this is what being in a relationship is, like,

I'm kind of happy I'm not in one.

All right, I think we got a good amount of laughs in.

So... - [laughs]

Oh, [bleep]. - Back from the break

from brunch.

- You guys okay? You get it all out?

- Yeah, we're good. - Okay.

- We miss anything? [both laugh]

- I'm confused.

[both laugh] - They're being rude.

- They are. - [laughs]

Oh, [bleep]. Oh, my God.

[laughs]

- These guys have the giggles.

- He's having a stroke! - Oh, my God.

[laughter] - Is he all right?

Is he all right?

- I don't know what's happening.

- Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm fine.

- He's jealous.

- Well, this is one of the nicest dinners

we've had in a long time.

- Yeah. - Right?

It was really good energy everywhere, like,

but, like, right here. [laughter]

But other than that, it was great.

- All right. - Change of scenery?

- I'm full. - Good job, Pauly.

- Thank you, thank you.

- Can we race around in scooters?

- Oh, my goodness! That thing is so cute.

- Angelina, try it.

- Go, go, go!

[all shouting excitedly]

- Angelina did a great job!

- Have a seat.

- Hi, Vinny. How are you?

- Good, how are you? - [giggles]

- So now that couples' retreat dinner is over,

it's still kind of awkward.

So, for the sake of Pauly,

I'm gonna do whatever I gotta do to keep this civil

between Angelina and Deena.

[laughter]

And I'm that guy, I guess.

- Cartwheel! - Cartwheel!

[cheering]

- I am an entertainer. I'm a stripper.

- Yo, the live entertainment here's great.

- [laughs] Relax.

- If you want, I can reenact the speech.

- Uh... what--okay.

[dramatic music]

- Ooh.

- Oh, my God.

I said "speech"!

I can reenact the speech.

The speech, speech, speech, speech, speech.

- Ooh.

What a--what a great night it's been, guys.

- Oh, my God.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Come and kick it, let me show you how we get ♪

♪ She wanna kick it, girl, we pull up in the Bentley ♪

- Yo, the live entertainment here's great.

- [laughs] Relax.

- If you want, I can reenact the speech.

- Uh... what--okay.

♪ ♪

Is this kid on drugs?

Like, what the frig?

- Oh, my God! - [laughs] I know!

- Oh, my God! - My God!

- Really?

Vinny spoke the word that rhymes with "peach,"

that rhymes with "bleach," that rhymes with "screech."

I thought Mike was gonna be the a*s of this dinner,

but then Vinny comes behind with the "speech" drop.

- Ooh.

What a great night it's been, guys.

♪ ♪

- Chooch!

- You suck, is right! You suck!

- Chooch!

- Oy vey. - Sit the [bleep] down!

- He's such a chooch. I can't, he's an idiot.

- Boo this man! - [laughs]

- On that note, it is definitely

time for me and Chris to go to bed.

Have a good night, guys.

- Good night. - Good night.

- ♪ Whole team going hard, it is not a game ♪

- Vinny, you had one job!

- Come on! The only word!

- "Speech"! - The only word!

- You're such an idiot.

- The only word not to say, you said it.

- We said before we went two words--

"wedding" and "speech."

The night was amazing, everyone got along.

Deena and Angelina exchanged words,

and then Vin went and [bleep] up the whole night.

- Well, Nikki, welcome to the family.

- Thank you. - Yes.

- You had one job, Vin.

- Ohh. - Bro.

- Well, Angelina did her job.

- Collectively, everyone but Vinny did an awesome job.

- And at one point tonight,

Angelina and Deena spoke.

- Bro, I was dead!

- Did you see that? - I was dead!

- We're good then. [laughter]

- Nobody was harmed.

Everyone's still okay.

We can say the word. We can get over it.

And it broke the ice.

- All right, guys. I'm going to bed.

That was a really good night.

- Good job tonight.

- Very, very proud of you.

- Thank you. - Good night.

- Bye, Ange. - Good night, guys.

- You're an angel. - Thank you.

- Go sleep in your coffin.

- Shut up! - [chuckles]

- Idiot.

- I think tonight was a home run.

- Yeah, tonight was good.

And I have to say, it went--dinner was fine.

I feel like it wasn't as bad...

as I thought it was gonna be.

I'm just so happy.

It was a drama-free night, and I'm good.

- Hi, babe. - What's up?

- So I had dinner tonight with Deena.

- Oh, really?

- We didn't say anything, like, nasty to each other.

Like, we weren't, like,

you know, giving each other dirty looks.

Like, we just, like... you know, coexisted.

It was good, you know?

- I'm thinking, like... [sighs]

Even though I didn't want to sit down with her here,

maybe I will.

- And maybe if you guys do sit down together,

that'll go just as well.

And if not, then you'll be

in the same position you're in now.

- Yeah.

'Cause it's gonna have to happen eventually.

- Yeah, that's a good idea.

- ♪ Were we praying for nothing? ♪

- Babe, this is my bed.

Don't mind that, that's from the dirt bike.

- The one with the tire marks?

- Oh, my God, honey, I'm so tired.

Whew.

- Bro, you're really gonna leave me all by myself?

- Yeah. - Have a good night.

It's a little weird going to bed without Vinny.

Every single vacation, it's always my boyfriend.

But now I got my girlfriend.

I feel like I'm cheating right now.

- What about the last years?

- Bye, Vinny. You're not the one no more.

- Really?

♪ ♪

Yo, Ron?

- Yo. - Come here!

♪ ♪

Pauly left me.

- Did he? - Yeah.

- Vinny, he's not the main chick anymore.

Like, he's "side chick Saturdays."

Sorry, Vin!

- You wanna sleep here tonight?

- Yeah. Why not, right?

We could talk about [bleep] some...

- [bleep] throw pillows. - And [bleep] chamomile tea!

And [bleep] Tupperware.

- Bro, that was t*rture.

Ugh!

I need to get laid, honestly.

Oh, you're gonna sleep with me? Nice.

- Yeah, why not? [bleep] it, right?

- [laughs] Wanna go in the same bed?

- [laughs]

COVID, bro. Six feet apart.

- Good night, white-wine spritzer.

- [laughs] Good night, brunch.

[both giggling]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- [yawns]

- Morning. - Good morning.

- Morning, Tupperware.

- Morning, rainbow cookies.

♪ ♪

- Oh, my goodness. That was a wet one.

I liked it, though. - [laughs]

- Come on, bud.

♪ ♪

- Whee!

- I had the craziest nightmare last night.

I was sitting at a table

with all couples, and all they talked about

was cookies... - Cookies!

- Candles.

both: White-wine spritzers!

- Bro, you had the same nightmare?

- Yeah, it was awful.

- I think that really happened. - Yeah, it really did happen.

- I thought Nikki was a natural, and she did great.

- I'd like to order breakfast, please.

- And you could just tell the way that she is with Pauly,

this is the one probably. - Yeah.

- Quite possibly, Nikki and Pauly

could be the next "Jersey Shore" family wedding.

[water running]

Shower time. Wait for Daddy!

- Do not say that.

- [chuckles]

- [laughs]

Oh, my gosh. - Oh, yes!

- ♪ Doesn't get any better ♪

♪ ♪

- Maybe the boys have the right idea.

Maybe I should just sit down with her,

get this negative energy out of the way.

Me and her don't have to be best friends.

Maybe this is the place to just [bleep] do it.

Do you think I should, like, just text her

and see if she wants to get breakfast

or meet me downstairs? - Yeah.

- Even if Angelina and I sit down,

I have no intentions

on telling Angelina that I'm pregnant.

But we can coexist and, you know,

see where it goes from here.

Should I say "meet me downstairs"

or "meet me downstairs, please"?

[both laugh]

- Whatever you want to say.

- God.

- You did it? - Yeah.

[sighs]

I was not expecting to do that this trip.

♪ ♪

[cell phone chimes]

- Oh, great.

♪ ♪

[exhales sharply]

Oh, [bleep].

Deena just texted me.

I haven't seen her number in my phone

in freaking months.

months is a long-a*s time

to have a big fight with somebody.

Oh, God. [sighs]

♪ ♪

- [sighs]

- I think it's important that you tell her

why you were so upset.

- Yeah, I'll say, "You saw an opportunity,

and you took it to try and make us look bad."

- [sighs] I'll bring sunglasses.

- God.

Here we are.

This is something I've been dreading

for the last months.

[intense music]

- I just want her to take accountability for her actions

and understand my feelings.

I would've liked her to respect me a little bit

on the one day of my life...

my wedding day.

♪ ♪

- God.

♪ ♪

[mid-tempo music]

- All right, guys. Oh, my God.

Here, I'm gonna do it--

- That's my computer.

- I can't wait to get to Vegas,

but with my surgery, I can't leave my house.

It's what the doctor ordered.

Plus, I look [bleep] crazy.

- How does it work? - Did you just fart?

- No!

- Are you lying?

- No. [giggles]

- I did not fart.

- I haven't physically seen

half my roommates in literally, like, a year.

Nobody's texting me.

I wanna find out what Deena's doing.

[line trilling]

Deena?

- Please leave your message--

- Why don't you answer?

The only thing that I can do

is everything I can to get out there as soon as possible.

They literally make you watch YouTube videos

for gym class.

- Superhero.

- So you want to do superhero yoga?

Like, I still have hope that I can go to Vegas.

Do you know I moved to this town for the education?

I want my money back.

♪ ♪

[upbeat music]

- ♪ Always acting funny, girl ♪

♪ Never say what's on your mind ♪

- This is what they call breakfast in bed.

Deena said, "Hey, Angelina?

Can you pass me the bruschetta?"

I haven't seen that in one year.

- I think everybody expected her to, like,

flip out at some point.

- Morning. - Good morning.

- Good morning. - Mornings.

- Good morning.

- What were you guys laughing at last night?

What was so funny? - [laughs]

- We saw a funny movie earlier...

- Uh-huh. - In the day.

- We were reciting lines at dinner.

- Oh, okay.

♪ ♪

Where is everybody?

- I don't know.

- ♪ Better, better turn down before we turn up ♪

♪ Middle fingers in the sky, we don't give a-- ♪

♪ Whoo, whoo ♪

♪ Got an issue, 'bout to live it ♪

♪ I don't really see it, let's admit it ♪

- So many things are going through my mind.

I don't know which way it's gonna go,

but I'm hoping that this will be a good thing

right now that I'm walking into.

It's so nice out here. - Yeah, it's peaceful.

[laughs] Hopefully it stays that way.

- Yeah.

- What I would love to hear from Angelina

is, like, "I apologize for feeding into social media."

And also, like, owning up to the way

she acted at the wedding.

Hopefully she does, 'cause a lot of times

Angelina has a very hard time

owning up to her own [bleep].

[clears throat] - So...

- ♪ I think it's about time to chill out ♪

- I'm exhausted... - Same.

- From everything.

I know the speech hit the wrong way,

but it got bigger than it had to be.

Taking sides and fighting with each other--

like, it's just crazy.

- I could have just, like, forgot about it

and then, like, you know,

texted you guys or called you guys the next day

and said, you know, "I'm very upset."

You know? But I was really mad.

It wasn't just about me.

Like, it was in front of everybody.

Like, Chris' family was there.

Me and him were like, "What the [bleep]?"

♪ ♪

- You know, I feel like

when you thought, like, I would hurt you like that...

that really hurt my feelings, too,

'cause I was like, I feel like I didn't do anything

to show you that I would be malicious

or do something to ruin someone's wedding.

Like, that's not me.

[intense music]

[mid-tempo music]

- Well, Ange was good last night at least, too.

- Yeah. Ange was good.

- She was on her best behavior for sure.

- The best I've seen her in a long time.

- Ever, ever.

- We should probably try to keep the momentum

from last night.

Maybe even do, like, a family activity?

- I like that idea. - You know, that's kind of fun.

- Yeah. - You know,

they don't have to talk again,

they'll just be in the same... - Vicinity.

- Space, same vicinity,

and that will sort of continue to build that foundation

towards a better future.

- Mm. - Yep.

- I like it.

- At the wedding when I was like,

"I'm never filming with her again,"

I was drunk, and I was emotional.

When I woke up the next morning,

I regretted saying that.

I didn't mean it.

But then, like...

the footage got leaked, and...

you were kind of feeding into it and stuff.

And... - [scoffs]

- You really didn't care about our actual relationship.

You just cared about what social media thought.

- Like, you didn't go in on me on social media like Jenni.

She was really going in. Like, she was--

- But so were you. - I don't know what I think

with her, I don't. - This is me and you.

I'm not talking about Jenni.

It was kind of like you saw an opportunity

in my expense.

- I was literally not even caring

about how you guys looked-- I was pissed.

- Listen-- - Because I'm like,

"I can't believe they did this."

- That wasn't what we did.

- But you have to understand my feelings.

- I'm starting to feel like

I might have made a huge mistake.

- I don't really want to go back and forth like this,

but, like, you know, I was very upset.

And he's not a liar. - It's, like, months later.

- Yeah, we don't even--I'm just saying, if you wanted to ask.

- We're just gonna go around in circles.

♪ ♪

[upbeat music]

- I can't believe we used you

to get Deena and Angelina to talk and it worked.

That was big last night. - Mm-hmm.

- The comeback is greater than the setback.

- Deena's kind of showing that.

- Deena is showing that! - Yeah.

And that's it, we're just gonna keep moving

forward in that direction.

- I think she'll sit down with her eventually.

- I think so, too.

♪ ♪

- It wasn't like we did this to ruin your wedding.

- But you have to understand my feelings,

and, like, it was in front of everybody.

Like, his side of the family, too.

It was, like, embarrassing.

And then you guys just kept going.

It's very upsetting that we got into a fight

for this long-- it's almost been a year.

My friendship with her is very real

and was very real.

- ♪ Ain't it funny how memories change the time? ♪

♪ Oh ♪

- Cheers to your last night in Las Vegas.

- Yes. And our new friendship.

- Yes, I loved you being my roommate.

- I think for the next couple houses,

we room together. - Same.

[both laughing]

- I gotta give you a hug.

You're a good roommate. - Mm.

[cork pops] Oh!

All right. [gasps]

Well...

♪ ♪

Honestly, I was--I went into, like, a depression.

I'm, like, not even--you can even ask Chris.

Like, I was, like, crying every night.

I'm just, like, very sensitive and emotional,

and, like...

I kind--I just went into a hole.

- Like, I don't think you personally--

I don't think you were malicious

about the whole speech--like, I don't think you had

any malicious intentions,

but I was very hurt, you know.

- Like, I really felt bad.

And, like, you know, at the moment at the wedding,

I was trying to apologize, though.

I wasn't even trying to talk about it.

- [sighs] - I really literally just

wanted you to know that I was sorry.

I think if social media didn't get involved,

I would've been able to move on a lot quicker.

- I said, "I'm not Tweeting anymore, I'm done."

- If there's [bleep] that happens in our family...

- [sighs]

- It has to just stay here.

Like, and then we can move past it on our own time

without so many millions and millions of people.

- Yeah.

- I feel like even just sitting here talking to her,

a weight is lifted off of me.

I feel pounds lighter,

and I'm getting something negative out of my life.

And I can see that she's exhausted, too.

Like, she just wants this to be done.

I am sorry about the speech.

I'm ready to move on.

At this point, I feel like the family's, like, broken up

and the boys hate it, you know?

So it's just, like, time.

- Yeah, same. I feel the same way.

I'm just, like, over it.

I don't want to talk about it anymore.

- Same.

- It means the world to me

that I am able to tell her my feelings right now

and let her know that I was very hurt,

but I know I hurt her, too.

And I never had any bad intentions towards her

and I know she didn't have it towards me.

I'm sorry that--like, anything that...

from my actions hurt you, like--

- Yeah. - I could have laughed at it.

Like, that's, like, one thing I did wrong.

Like, I could have laughed, "Ha ha ha,"

and then, like, just, like, moved on.

But there's nothing I can do.

I can't take back time.

I can't come--you know, I can't make a step back

into that night--like, I can't.

Like, there's nothing I can do, you know?

- Right, same.

Please, I would've never [bleep] said the speech

at all if I could go back. [both laugh]

I mean, all we could do is move forward at this point.

And--and that's it.

- Yeah. That's all you can do.

- Where's your...

where's your ex-boyfriend at? - I don't know.

- I was about to say, "Where's your boyfriend?"

but-- - Your ex-husband.

- Yeah. - He left me.

He didn't even sleep next to me last night.

- [bleep]. Dang.

- I had to sleep there.

- Ron's my side chick right now.

- Yeah?

- No, I think it was a beautiful night.

Nikki and Pauly are adorable. - Yep.

- I got, like, that built-in, like,

that Miele machine thing. - Yes.

- And then I also have the Keurig,

then I also have this other thing.

- Very cute.

- Seemed like he was happy, too.

- Yeah. - He's, like...

- I liked their energy together.

- He's in love. - Yeah.

- Yeah, they're definitely in love.

- First time I've seen that. - Yeah.

- Your relationship with him

was just purely physical, to be honest.

- [laughs]

- So I'm gonna hit the gym.

You should get ready for the day,

we'll do something fun. - Sounds good.

- Sound good? - Mm-hmm.

- Bye, baby. - Love you.

- Love you, too. Call me.

We'll get together.

- [sighs] I just--

I'm in, like, a good headspace.

Like, I'm, like, looking forward to the new year.

has not been a good year. - Same.

- For any of us, obviously. - Yeah.

- I mean, especially with [bleep] this pandemic crap.

And I'm just, like-- - I know, there's bigger things

going on in life.

- Yeah, and, like, we're talking about a speech.

[laughs] Like, it's so stupid.

It actually is so stupid.

If you, like, sit there and think about this,

like, it's dumb. - I know.

- Come on! [both laugh]

I'm happy right now

that we were able to have this conversation

because it was very hard to not have Deena in my life.

It just didn't feel right.

So now with this whole conversation,

it went very well.

I hope that going forward that me and Deena

are gonna be able to mend our friendship

in some way.

Jenni, I don't know about that, but I'm just saying.

Now the other stuff with the other ones--

I don't know how that's gonna go.

[sighs]

That's another...

Ugh, that's another hurdle.

- I think it'll be a little different

just 'cause you and Jenni do have such bad blood

in the past. - I just can't understand

why we have such bad blood, like--

- You guys were going in such a good direction until that.

- I know. I can't [bleep] believe it.

We took, like, steps forward to take five steps back.

- Like, a million steps back. - A million--well, yeah.

It's just gonna be a freaking nightmare.

I hope--I hope it's not... - Yeah.

- Like, I'm, like, trying to...

[exhales deeply] Whoosah myself.

[bird screeches, loud pop] - [screams]

- Oh, my God!

- What the [bleep] was that?

- What the [bleep]? Did they just fight?

- Yeah, I think that one just beat it up.

At least we're not the ones fighting at this--

[both laugh] At this lunch.

- Holy [bleep]!

- [laughs] Oh, my...

- ♪ Just gotta let it go ♪

- I feel like we should, like,

kind of screw with them a little.

- This is gonna be good. - Yeah.

Vinny, honestly, like, I told you

I didn't want jokes about the speech.

- Yeah.

- I'm gonna leave. - Oh, I wasn't expecting that.

- Let's go to the gym, guys.

- I'm ready. - Let's go.

- Yo, does anybody notice that Pauly grew,

like, an inch and a half?

'Cause we used to be the same height.

- [laughs] - He's now six foot, this guy.

- [laughs] Did you have a good sleep?

- Yo. [laughter]

[upbeat music]

- [sighs] We are back here once again.

- This was very nice. I like this.

- Definitely.

It was funny--at first,

I flew out,

and then they sat me down at a lunch.

And they were like, "We double-booked.

Angelina will be here." - They're very persistent.

- And I was like, "I'm not sitting down with her here,"

and then here we are. [laughs]

And then they surprised me, and they're like,

"But we have Chris and CJ coming."

So then I started crying 'cause I was, like,

excited for CJ to come, and I was like, "Okay."

- That was good that they brought them.

- Yeah. - He's two, right?

- Yeah, going to be two in January.

- He's cute. Are you gonna have more?

- Yeah.

You know, I had no intentions on telling Angelina

I was pregnant, but I'm like, "You know what?"

We're gonna be here for the rest of the time together,

and I want to talk about my pregnancy.

I don't want to keep it a secret while I'm here.

Well, I wasn't gonna tell you this,

but I'm pregnant-- I am pregnant.

- I knew it. - [laughs]

- I knew you were.

- Well, I figured if we're all gonna be around,

you're gonna see me not drinking,

so you're gonna be like, "What's wrong?"

- I knew you were. - How did you know?

- My grandma knew. - ♪ I see ghosts ♪

- Deena's gonna have another baby?

- She's gonna have another baby.

- Do you think she's pregnant right now or...?

- I think she is.

- That's so weird.

- Yeah. - How did your grandma know?

- I don't know. It's weird.

[crazy laughter]

Congrats. - Thank you.

But please don't-- - No, I would never

tell anybody. - Don't go to social media!

- No, I'm not! - [laughs]

- Come on.

- Keep it here.

I hope Angelina really understands

moving forward and staying off social media,

but I guess actions will speak louder than words,

and we'll see what happens.

So I feel like the boys are gonna be, like, so annoying.

Like, "We did it! It's because of us!"

I mean, it is.

But I feel like we should, like,

kind of screw with them a little.

We have to tell the boys that

we finally did the sit-down,

but first, we should probably prank them

because they've been pranking me

my entire frickin' life.

What am I supposed to do?

Ow! What the hell?

Help!

They put everything on my bed in Italy,

and it all fell on me, and then I couldn't get out.

- They just left you for dead under there?

- I can't get out! [laughs]

Somebody help.

- This is the best day of my life!

- And then when we went to D.C.,

"Mike emailed us, and now he's gonna be in prison longer."

- "I was supposed to be out today,

"but now my release date is under review

because of something y'all did in D.C., question mark."

- Get out of here.

This is gonna be good. - Yeah.

Yeah, I have to get them back. - They deserve this.

[giggling]

[intense dramatic music]

- [chuckles] Look, Ronnie's doing back.

[chuckles] What an idiot.

- Let's call them, let's see where they're at,

and then I'll go in, and I'll be like,

"Listen, like, last night was too much for me."

- [chuckles] - "I feel like..."

- They're gonna lose their minds.

- "You guys still think this is a joke.

Vinny frickin' bringing up the speech."

- If you want, I can reenact the speech.

- Uh... what--okay.

- Oh, my God! - My God!

- Like, "You put me in a really uncomfortable position."

- Oh, my God.

- And I'll be like, "So I think I'm gonna leave."

- He's gonna [bleep] cry.

This is gonna be good. I can't wait for this.

- Let me call Pauly.

[line trilling]

- Oh, it's Deener.

- Oh, Deener?

- Hey, Dee.

- Hey, um... where are you guys?

- Right now we're at the gym getting our workout on.

Where you at?

- I'm actually going to come to you

'cause I kind of have to talk to you guys about something.

- Oh, [bleep]. Is everything okay?

- Not really.

- Oh, my God.

What the [bleep]?

- I need to get this off my chest now.

- Oh, damn. - Okay?

- Yeah, we're here. We're here for you.

- All right, bye. - Okay. All right.

[line beeps]

- [laughs]

- That sounded super weird.

- Damn, something happened.

Here we go again.

- Two steps forward, six steps backwards.

- That's what I'm saying.

We had steps forward last night.

- Oh, no, what is going on?

Something's wrong.

- What could possibly go wrong?

- Yeah, I know. - I mean,

no one's really in this hotel right now.

- Just Angelina, that's all.

- I haven't heard from Angelina all day.

- They have no clue.

- All right, so let's go.

- This is gonna be [bleep] hilarious.

- [laughs] - I can't wait for this, it's--

- I have to, like, get my giggles out before.

- I live for this type of [bleep].

They deserve every single prank coming to them.

Prank w*r champion, [bleep].

- I'm not trying to jump to any conclusions,

but she sounded agitated-- something happened.

- Really? - She sounded mad.

- All right, let's remain positive.

- How can things get any worse? - I know.

- RSVP has put in so much work into mending this relationship,

but, like, every day there's, like, a twist and turn.

- They talked and everything. They communicated.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- I mean, they sat at the same table.

- No, they talked.

- They weren't hugging and kissing, I mean, come on.

- Get your laughs out now. - I know.

See, I'll try and think of something sad.

[laughs]

- She's like, "I need to get this off my chest now."

- Deena never comes to the gym. - Ever.

- Yo. - Mike is gonna lose it

because he took a lot of steps for this.

- I was like, "Oh, my God,

"if I don't sit down with this girl here,

they're gonna [bleep] cry." - They're gonna cry.

- The anticipation is just...

wild right now. - Yeah.

- So stay here 'cause they could see through the window.

- All right, just don't laugh. - I'm gonna be serious.

Knowing that I'm gonna be the one

on the opposite side of the prank feels so nice,

but this isn't something I do all the time,

so I have to really sell it.

Oh, God.

- There she is.

- Oh, word.

- Uh-oh. She looks stressed.

- Deener never comes to the gym!

- Deena! - Hey, Dee!

You all right? - This is the gym.

- Hey. - What's happening, Dee?

- We're at the gym.

- I know, um--

- We're GTL-ing.

- So I wanted to, uh...

I just wanted to talk to you guys about something.

- Okay. - I'm scared.

- Um...

so I really, really had a good time last night.

Meeting Nikki-- - Yeah, she loves you.

- Just being at the table with Angelina and everything,

it was just a lot for me.

- Okay.

- And, like, Vinny, honestly,

like, I told you, I didn't want jokes about the speech.

- Yeah.

- And then I felt like you did that on purpose

and-- - Yeah, same.

- Mm-hmm, same. - Are you serious?

- I felt like you were being,

like, insensitive to my feelings.

- No, I swear on my niece's life.

- Vinny looks like he's gonna cry.

And I'm like, "Yes."

- Well, I guess it's my fault.

- Well, I mean, we told Vinny not to speak at all.

- I think this whole thing is just a lot for me,

so I had Chris book me a flight.

- Wait, what?

- No! - Stop it.

Stop it. - I'm gonna leave.

- No! - No!

- Yeah. - [bleep].

- Here we go, all this hard work for nothing.

Thanks, Vin. Thanks.

- So I'm gonna go up and pack.

- Vinny, wow-- - Vinny!

- Bro, it was a [bleep] accident.

[upbeat music]

- Just being at the table with Angelina and everything,

it was just a lot for me.

I said I didn't want jokes about the speech.

I didn't want to bring it up. - Oh, my God.

It was a complete mistake talking about his speech

at the wedding, I promise. - Well, it--

I'm gonna-- - Stop it.

- I'm gonna leave. all: No!

- Yeah. - I'm, like, mortified,

because I'm like, "Great, I'm gonna be the one reason

that Deena leaves after all this hard work

that we've been doing."

- Is Chris staying? 'Cause we need haircuts.

- No, no!

All right, all right, all right.

- No, I love you guys. - Love you, too.

- Stop it. - And Nikki was so nice.

- Yeah, she loves you. - And I really did

have a good time up until-- - Except for Vinny, yeah.

- I'm sorry, it was an accident.

- No, but it didn't seem like it.

- Yeah, it was insensitive. - No, it was

a dead-a*s accident.

- I wasn't gonna bring him. - All right.

- This is crazy. - I'll text you guys

when I get to the airport.

- Well, I'm gonna go k*ll myself.

- Wow.

- The boys totally fell for my prank.

They really think that I'm booking a flight home.

I think at first they thought I was joking,

and then I got, like, a little choked up.

- [gasps] - I frickin' k*lled it.

I'm, like, the best actress ever.

I think that they're getting worked up, though.

- Oh, I wasn't expecting that. [bleep] Vinny, bro.

- I swear on my mom, I did not do that on purpose.

- [bleep].

- Now, like, let's walk in together.

- All right. - And what are we gonna say?

We're gonna say, "Prank w*r champion!

You guys are [bleep]--" - Yeah, yeah.

We'll be like, "How does this feel, b*tches?"

- Yeah, "How does this feel?"

- She was laughing last night!

When I made that [bleep], she was laughing.

- Ready?

- I'm leaving. - Oh?

- I'm leaving. - I smell a prank!

[all shouting]

[upbeat music]

- Yeah!

[shouting]

- Vinny was so upset,

but now he's so frickin' excited.

It was like a roller-coaster ride for him.

And that's what they get

for putting me through all the pranks

for the last years.

- Yeah!

both: Prank w*r champion!

- Deena had me.

She literally busted out into tears.

I'm like, "You should be an actress, girl.

What the [bleep] are you doing on 'Jersey Shore'?"

- What's with the [bleep] going on?

- How did this happen? - It was actually opposite.

When you brought up the speech and we--I looked at her

and she was laughing, and I was laughing--

- See? [bleep]!

[shouting] Let's go!

- I was like, "Maybe we could actually

sit down and talk about it."

- Wow, now that's what I call full circle.

I am so relieved

'cause it turns out that my speech slip-up

was the best thing that could happen here.

- Bro, they're besties. - I love that.

- You guys are rooming together now.

That [bleep] is crazy.

- I told you they were gonna be annoying.

- I know. [laughter]

- Deena and Angelina are together laughing.

This is growth right here. - This is great.

- We did it, fellas.

♪ ♪

- Yeah!

- Look it, that's good!

- All right!

[suspenseful music]

[phone ringing]

- Dr. K.

- Hi. - Hi, Jennifer.

I'm calling you with some good news.

We went over your results,

and we are able to clear you for travel.

- You are?

Thank you! I'm so excited.

Thank you so much.

- We'll see you when you return.

- Okay, bye.

Babe! We're going to Vegas!

- So I finally got cleared to fly.

- Oh! both: Jenni's coming.

- [laughs]

This may not be good.

- This girl always tries to sabotage it, always.

I'm over it. [bleep].

- It is happening.

Hi, Angelina and Chris!

Jenni and Angelina are gonna sit down

at the same exact time.

- Where are we sitting?