04x08 - Attack of the k*ller Raccoons

[bunniefuu]

- How do you feel? - Like Grandma.

- Are you gonna be able to come?

- "Mike said that Deena spoke with Jenni,

"and told her that she's willing to sit down

with Angeliners."

- Oh, my God. You heard all that?

Audio and everything? - Yeah.

- You were wearing a mic. [laughs]

- I was hoping that we can get Deena and Angelina

to sit down at a family dinner.

Don't walk in the house with the banana...

- [laughs] - And expect everything

to be peaches.

[both laughing]

- ♪ Get crazy, get wild ♪

♪ Let's party, get loud ♪ - Yeah, buddy!

- The Situation is under construction.

- This might not have been the best idea.

- We're so classy now.

- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.

- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!

- Um, hello?

- ♪ If you wanna have fun, then do something crazy ♪

[upbeat music]

- Look who's here! Aunt Lauren!

- You guys having a nice family day?

- It's so dead here.

- It's been a fight the whole way through.

Us trying to do a mediation,

there's gotta be a way, you know, to fix this.

- We thought maybe working on Deena,

we can get that straightened out,

then maybe the other girls will fall in a row.

But Jenni's text to Deena put that in jeopardy.

- Why should people that are not here

dictate anything that goes on here?

- Facts.

- ♪ The beat's pressure ♪

♪ The beat, the beat, the beat, the beat ♪

- Nobody's texting me.

I wanna find out what Deena's doing.

[line rings]

I'm a little nervous

because I have no idea

what's been going on.

- Please leave your message for--

- I'll try again.

[line rings]

Which makes me scared.

Answer me!

[line rings]

Deena. Deena?

- Please leave your message--

- Why don't you answer?

Mm.

- ♪ Came from the back of the back ♪

♪ All these rappers, they whack ♪

- Ooh!

I guess I'll just, you know, eat alone.

Where the [bleep] is everybody?

Something's up. I could just feel it.

You know, the roommates are so unpredictable.

I'm just kinda, like,

bracing myself at this point.

What do I do now?

- Beautiful! - [laughs]

♪ ♪

- Hey. - Hi.

- What's up, what's up, what's up?

- How was the gym? all: It was good.

- Well, we got our workout in, and now we need a haircut.

- We heard CJ cuts hair

and we wanted CJ to cut us up, bro.

- We wanted CJ to come do it.

- CJ, wanna help me cut their hair?

[laughter]

- Chris is the closest thing that we have to a barber,

so he's like gold to us.

- I'm so desperate, I'll let that guy in Miami

cut me right now. - Damn.

- How long have you been a barber?

- A year.

[whip snaps]

- Nice.

- Vinny?

Do not be mean to my husband.

- I have been known to be critical

of haircuts in the past.

♪ ♪

This guy just, like, leaves lines in the fade.

Like, who does that?

I'm wearing a hat every day for the next week.

Apparently I completely ruined some barber's life.

I gotta give it to Chris, he has a lot of ba*ls

for cutting our hair.

So yo, meet us up there. - All right.

- Appreciate you. - All right, thank you.

- See you later. - Bye!

all: Bye!

- Bye-bye!

- [burps]

- What are the odds that her husband cuts hair?

- I know. That's so, like-- - Clutch.

- Where are we gonna set up shop for these cuts?

- I don't know.

- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!

[laughter] Show me your t*ts,

show me your t*ts, show me your t*ts!

- Brotein for the boys.

- Don't be shy with the scoops, you know what I'm saying?

- Mike's got this new protein company

called "Brotein." [laughs]

[blender whirring]

- How is it? - It's good.

Did I get bigger yet? Did I get bigger yet?

- [laughs] - Did I get bigger yet?

- Yo, no lies, it's the best Brotein I ever had.

- Careful, bro. You might grow some muscle.

- Hell yeah, son.

[laughter]

When you need some protein,

get at the Brotein.

- I'll give you some Brotein.

[laughter]

- You don't mess with the Brotein.

- Is Chris coming?

- Yeah, he's on his way.

- Let's just get a haircut.

Let's not bring anything up.

- I haven't told anybody yet.

[upbeat music]

No, I mean, I haven't told anybody at all.

- You haven't told anybody else yet?

- You just told the whole world, actually.

If you ever want news to be spread,

you tell Mike.

- Did you guys just get that text from Mike?

In group chat?

- The whole reason you're cutting our hair

is so that you can tell Deena to come to dinner.

[laughter]

- No, no, I'm definitely not gonna do that, no.

- Barber's here.

- Oh, the barber!

- Chris actually is, like, an electrician.

I've never had an electrician cut my hair.

Can I just see your Instagram portfolio real quick?

No, I'm kidding.

[laughter]

When did you learn to cut hair?

- When I went to college, I was cutting hair

for, like, beer money.

- Mm-hmm.

- No pressure.

Just cutting hair for four guys

who are super particular about their hair.

Who wants to go first?

- You got this, Chris? - Yeah, what do you want?

- Do you do color? - [laughs]

- ♪ Say what's up, tell me what you're trying to do ♪

♪ She said I was hoping it could be you ♪

- The clip's actually getting stuck in your gel.

- Yeah. - [laughs]

- What do you think, man?

- Nice. - Thank you.

- Clean this bad boy up.

Gym, tan, haircut!

Nice and clean back here.

Good job.

- All right, Chris.

So...

I just get a fade.

Like, a mid... - Mm-hmm.

- So, you know, above the ear.

I don't think you have to go skin for me

in the side right now,

but my skin looks like a one

'cause I have thick hair.

♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia ♪

So... - [laughs]

- I'm Sicilian.

Skin's good in the back.

- My : to :, construction worker.

I'm not a barber.

This can either go really, really good

or terribly wrong.

[intense dramatic music]

♪ ♪

[buzzing]

This is what I use on my pubes.

- Oh, nice. [laughter]

- That's why it smells so good!

- My hair is, like, my most precious asset.

[buzzing]

Everyone knows that the fade is very important to me.

- Oh, [bleep]!

You can fix that, right?

♪ ♪

- There are no refunds for a haircut that's "free-."

♪ ♪

- [screams]

No, it looks good.

- [chuckles] d*ck.

- I know everyone wants Vinny to be like,

"Oh, that haircut sucked, bla, bla, bla,"

but it didn't. He did a good job.

- We had a good dinner with Deeners last night.

And Deeners said...

that she's willing, eventually, in the future,

to possibly sit down with Angelina,

which was, I thought, a huge step.

Could it possibly be that she is so upset

that, like, there was practically

a relationship there?

There was some substance to Deener and Angelina.

- It's sad because I'm going through this all the time--

- Don't cry.

Don't cry.

I have her back.

- That's why when Angelina thought

that Deena would sabotage her wedding,

Deena's like, "What the [bleep]?

Like, we had a friendship building."

- So you're saying just, like, let it be for now,

but there is hope for the future?

- Possibly. Probably. - Yeah. Yeah.

- I don't know, like, anytime soon, or...

in her pregnancy. - Yeah.

- I'm starting to get really worried right now.

Getting Deena to actually sit down with Angelina,

this is going to be a really tall task.

Thank you, man. Appreciate you. - You got it.

You got it. - Same thing.

- I'll see you later, all right?

- Yo, thank you so much. Appreciate it.

Yeah, maybe we'll see you later.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Tension, shake it off ♪

♪ Taylor Swift, forget the trip ♪

♪ Back the mission, no surrender ♪

- How did the haircuts go? Did Vinny give you [bleep]?

- Yeah, it was actually really funny.

- Well, kick all their asses...

- [laughs] - If they talk [bleep].

♪ ♪

- You look fantastic, honey.

- I got a little burnt today by the pool.

- Ooh.

I hate that [bleep].

- Yo, yo. - Hey, man.

- So I came up with a plan.

You and I together, I think we...

we can get through to Deena. - Mm-hmm.

- But I don't want to do that in front of everybody.

I think we should separate tonight for dinner.

Why don't you and I just take Chris and Deena?

- And I think Chris being there,

he might help us out.

- I mean, I would love

for Nikki to come along tomorrow to family dinner,

so we have to get our family straight for everybody,

and I want it to go perfect for me.

[line rings]

Yo, yo. - Yo, what up?

- You guys wanna come up here?

- All right, I'll be right there.

- All right, bye.

Tonight is all about being tactful.

Mike is definitely not that person.

- [subtly whistling]

- We're gonna divide and conquer.

Me and Vinny are gonna be on Deena duty,

and then we have Ronnie, Mike, and Laurens

on Angelina duty.

Yo, what up, man?

Let me holler at you guys for a minute.

I think we should break up this party.

Vinny and I take Deena and Chris

to dinner separately. - Okay.

- I wanna get this settled.

- All right, yo. So we'll see you guys later.

- All right, RSVP. - RSVP.

R. - S.

- V. - P.

all: Yeah, man!

- Can you please sit down at the same dinner table

with Angelina?

- What the [bleep] was that?

- Deena left. - [bleep].

- ♪ I be like "What up" with it ♪

♪ Got me so in love with it ♪

- I think we should break up this party.

Vinny and I take Deena and Chris

to dinner separately. - Okay.

- R, man. - S.

- V. - P.

all: Yeah, man!

[line rings]

- Hello? - Hi, babe.

- Hey, babe.

- I'm trying to get the family back together

before I get you here.

Hopefully I can do that tonight.

Wish me luck. [chuckles]

- Good luck, babe.

- All right, so we're gonna invite Deena to dinner.

- I know, but then she's gonna

already think that's weird.

We could just be like, "Hey, you wanna go to dinner?

"Let's do a double date, because it's almost two years

since we've been bro-mitted." - Perfect.

- Please rise.

♪ ♪

- You look gorgeous. - Thank you.

- You could also just be, like, "You know what?"

- Maybe you could also.

- Yeah, but when you tell her,

just make sure you say--

- How about we both tell her? - Okay.

[both chuckle]

- It's gonna seem weird no matter how you slice it.

- Hey, babe.

- Hi, Deena. It's Pauly D.

DJ Pauly D. - What were you saying?

Your husband did a great job on my hair.

- Yep. - Oh, wow.

See, that's-- I was, like, "I wonder--

did Vinny treat you nice?" [laughs]

- He did a good job. Like, it's perfect.

I feel great. - Good. I'm so glad.

- Me and Pauly are gonna do a little double date with you.

- A double date with you and Pauly?

- It's our anniversary.

We were bro-mitted two years ago to this day.

- Oh, wow! So it's an anniversary dinner?

[line rings]

- Hello? - Angeliners?

- Hi. - We're about to go to dinner.

Me, Ronnie, and my wife.

We wanted to see if you wanted to join us.

- So do you guys wanna eat?

- Actually, my mom took CJ tonight, so--

- Oh, perfect. - Ooh, perfect!

- We owe Chris dinner anyway 'cause he cut our hair.

[both chuckle]

- Oh, yeah, definitely.

I was just getting ready to do nothing,

so now I actually have something to do.

Great. - All right.

We'll meet you downstairs.

- All right, I'll see you soon. I'm almost ready.

- All right, bye. - Bye.

- Bye. - That was easy.

- [sighs]

- That was what's up!

- I blacked out. - That was good.

- ♪ Ha, la, ah ♪

- Let's do this.

- Ooh! I'm nervous.

- We got this, bro. Straight up.

- Bro, we're [bleep] Vinny and Pauly, bro.

- I'm just saying there's nothing

we can't conquer together.

- Hey! - Finally.

- You guys are, like, gone all day.

Where were you guys?

- All right, let's go.

♪ ♪

- Now, remember, body language is everything,

so don't be doing no weird [bleep].

- Honey, somebody tried to send me a nudie on Instagram,

so I blocked them.

- I love the fact that you're so full disclosure.

Such an honest guy, Mike.

- Do you know what I get on mine?

- What? - Tell me.

- A lot of [bleep] pics.

- It's gross when they send, like, soft ones.

- Honey, do you get [bleep] pic-ers?

- I mean, sometimes, but-- [laughter]

- Damn! All right, wow.

- I'm done!

- You have it on your phone too.

- You don't tell me this.

- I'm dying! [laughter]

- The last one I saw was on your Twitter.

- Yes, and you sent the as*h*le as well.

♪ ♪

- Oh, I can see movement.

- Starting to get a little nervous.

- Nerves are good. That means you're ready.

- We have to be very careful.

We're gonna keep it light

until we have to drop the b*mb on Deena.

- So I think we should do a cheers

to the bro-mitment.

We have a little surprise for you guys.

- Aww. - Oh, look at that!

We literally pulled this two-year anniversary thing

out of our a*s, and this is working like a charm.

Deena's literally sending us champagne and strawberries.

- Aww. - Aww.

- Mmm. - Mmm.

- Congrats, guys. - Yes, congratulations.

- I love bro-mitment anniversaries

this time of year! Man, this is great.

This is good moods and good vibes at this dinner.

All right, cheers to the bro-mitment.

- Cheers to bro-mitment. Congratulations.

- Angeliners, your energy is really--

- It's good. - It's good.

- I'm trying to--

- You've really turned over a new leaf!

- I wouldn't say fully turned over a new leaf.

Sometimes it'll come out, but-- - Okay.

- I don't really, like, mean anything by it.

It's just me, you know? - No, of course.

I'm feeling that we can sort of mend the family back together

and we're getting so close.

- Like, what does "so close" mean, though?

- Tell her about Deeners. - Okay.

- The boys sat down with Deena last night

and, you know, had a talk with her.

- Mm-hmm. - And it was a very good talk.

- Just let her know that you're here

and that you're willing to talk to her

and you want to put this behind you.

- And not scream, 'cause I think she thinks

I'm gonna scream.

- You put the energy that you want back.

- Exactly. - You're gonna go into it

looking for a fight, guess what?

You're gonna get a fight. - Ronnie?

You're making me so happy right now.

- Wow, look at Ron, like, spilling out

all this, like, advice over here.

- What's coming out of your mouth right now, Ronnie,

I feel really--I feel good. [laughter]

- This is different.

They got, like, little fruit in the water.

- I know, this is so fancy.

- It actually tastes pretty good.

- What's your favorite, like, thing to add to water?

- Um, probably... cucumber.

- Mm!

How's your guys' house? You did, like, all the floors

in there, right? - Downstairs.

- This guy does everything, bro.

- I had ants once.

We had the exterminator come, took care of 'em.

Once you got the queen ant--

- Me and Pauly are talking about everything under the sun

that isn't Angelina.

You ever come to Vegas?

- Yeah, I've actually been here twice.

- No cravings yet? - Gummy candies.

- Mmm! - Yeah.

- We're slowly building up to the big question

without blowing our cover.

- No, but--what's it called?

Nuclear proliferation. You know what that is?

That means when all the countries have nuclear bombs...

none of them fire at each other.

[crickets chirping]

- It's game time.

I'm nervous!

Um...

I wanted to, like...

[animal screech]

[raccoon chittering]

- What the [bleep] was that?

[dramatic music]

I'm scared. - It's okay. We got you.

Oh, my God! The [bleep] raccoon!

- Nuh-uh. - What the--

all: Oh, my God!

- Oh, he's so cute!

- Oh, my gosh, going under the table.

It's under the table. - Oh, I'm scared.

- Just about to drop the b*mb on Deena

and all of a sudden, out comes some raccoons.

Like, is this some kind of sick omen?

I hear something else back there.

- I hear crying.

- There's a bunch of them, bro.

- First, one raccoon pops out.

I hear another one, they're making these weird noises.

He's got his whole family over here

rummaging through the trash.

- There's three of them. There's a family.

- Aww.

Maybe they're hungry and they're trying

to get food to its babies.

- There's, like, of them now.

- Oh, it's so cute!

I wanna feed it, but then I'm like,

"I don't want rabies." [laughs]

- Oh, he's on an apple box. - What the [bleep]?

- Give him a camera. - Bro, that's a rental.

- Oh, my God!

[raccoon growls]

- Oh, my God. That thing got the COVIDs.

- This is a raccoon ambush!

- Run away! There's, like, of them now!

[laughter]

Raccoons are in the trash.

Getting on top of the trash. - Oh, my God!

- They're so unpredictable.

Oh, my God.

I don't trust them.

[raccoon chittering]

- Do you hear them? They sound--

- Yeah!

Why is that one foaming at the mouth?

- [screams]Sorry.

- Oh, my God. - [laughs]

- These noises are [bleep] freaking me out.

- I know.

I don't love rabies this time of year!

Oh, my God. This is insane.

I feel like I'm at the zoo.

[raccoon chittering]

- What would you have changed about this whole outcome?

- The wedding stuff? - The wedding--yeah.

- Maybe I could have reacted the next day.

You know, maybe talked to them in, like, a week

after, you know, whatever.

Then also when Deena came up to me,

maybe she apologized, I just didn't want to hear it.

Maybe I could have spoke to her that night.

It's been months.

I just want to, like, let it go.

I'm over it, and I don't want to do this anymore.

Maybe I need to learn, like we spoke about last night,

not to engage.

- This is what we call in rehab "a breakthrough."

- If you can get to Deena...

- Yep. - That's it.

- And then one will fall in line,

then maybe the other, and then maybe the other.

- Facts. I agree.

- You know, you have to start with just Deena.

[raccoon chittering] - Bro, they're plotting.

- They're waiting for us.

- Don't they just look like criminals?

They look like they got masks on.

- Yeah, they're like-- [laughter]

- That was weird.

- Attack of the raccoons.

- The raccoons sort of messed this up.

So now it's time to get this back on track

and execute our plan.

- I'm glad we were able to spend

your two-year anniversary together.

- Mm-hmm. - Especially...

how this guy wifed up.

- Yep. - [chuckles]

Can you believe it? - I know.

- I want to get her to come out here, but...

[tense hip-hop]

♪ ♪

I don't want to do, like, a bunch

of separate little dinners.

♪ ♪

- What--oh, because the separate things?

[sighs]

- Using Nikki as, like, the trump card

to get Deena to sit down, if this doesn't work,

I'm all out of options.

I want everybody to come.

Will you come?

[laughs] - Yeah.

- Okay. [laughter]

- I want to meet her.

- [laughs] Thank you.

Holy [bleep]! She went for it.

She took it hook, line, and sinker.

- He's saying with everybody.

- Oh.

- Man, we were so close.

Awkward!

If I could have everybody there,

it's not about Deena and Angelina

fight, wedding, nothing.

That [bleep] won't even be mentioned.

You don't even talk to Angelina.

She'd sit over there, you'd sit over there.

It's a Nikki dinner. It's a Pauly, Nikki dinner.

Would that be something you'd be interested in?

♪ ♪

- [sighs]

[hardcore music]

- Deena's the only one here and I'm good with that,

because she's, like, the most...

- Yep. - Easiest, like, to talk to.

I'm very positive with her.

But is it because of maybe Jenni now

that, like, she's got a big, big problem with me?

♪ ♪

If you see that these girls,

Jenni's, like, the person

in the middle of all of this.

- Mm-hmm.

- I don't see her-- I don't personally see her

doing--pulling strings, but, like, who knows?

- Who knows?

- Mike, don't say anything.

Plead the fifth.

- It's childish.

It literally is, like, I'm the side chick.

It's the craziest-- like, I literally have

never seen this in my life.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

That is something I don't want anymore.

I want everybody to be good in front of everybody.

- Yeah.

Good news is...

they have Oreo cheesecake tonight.

- That is good. - Oh, my God,

I forgot about that.

- They got Oreo cheesecake? - And that's what they have.

- From where, "Cheesecake Factory"?

- I'm gonna get my dessert with my coffee, Esteban.

- It's a Nikki dinner. It's a Pauly, Nikki dinner.

You don't even talk to Angelina.

She'd sit over there, you'd sit over there.

Would that be something you'd be interested in?

And this way, everybody gets to meet Nikki

and that stuff won't even be mentioned.

♪ ♪

- If I'm on the other side of the table.

- For real? - Oh, that'd be amazing.

- Ooh, that's so awesome! - That'd be amazing.

That would be amazing.

I'm so relieved right now.

I can't believe she said yes.

This is a huge step in the right direction.

- I'm doing it for you.

[laughter]

- Yo, this guy's a trip, bro.

- I don't want things to be hard for Pauly.

Especially, you know, him bringing Nikki in

for the first time.

But this'll be, like, a one-time thing,

and as far as talking to Angelina,

that's gonna be on my time.

This was an amazing dinner. - Yeah, thanks for coming.

It was fun. - Thank you.

I love double dates... - Me too.

- This time of year!

[laughter]

- You gotta do it.

- I love double dates this time of year!

- Yeah, there it is. Love you guys.

- Bye.

- Have a good rest of the night.

[laughs]

- I am in shock right now

that Deena will sit at the same table as Angelina.

Hallelujah!

Oh, my God, the heavens have just opened up.

- It's fine with me sitting at the other table.

- Toot, toot! - My guy.

- I don't want to toot our own horn, but...

do you understand how big this is?

- Jenni's gonna be pissed.

- We got it done! - Yeah.

- Couldn't have went any better.

- Come on, let's go get a drink.

Bro, that's crazy.

months of [bleep] that's built up,

we just knocked it down.

- Would you guys like some dessert?

- I definitely need dessert right now.

- [laughs] - I need all the dessert...

this trip, I mean.

- Give me all the desserts! - Jesus.

[upbeat music]

- Do you think I made the right decision?

- Absolutely.

I think it was...

cool that you're...

willing to have dinner with Nikki.

- No, yeah. I'm doing it for Pauly.

- Mm-hmm.

- Honestly, I'm just excited to meet Nikki.

Angelina, honestly,

I'm just gonna pretend she's not even there.

- We won't be chained to the table.

We could--we can get up and leave

if, at any point, you feel uncomfortable, or...

- Yeah. - You know?

You feel like, "This isn't what I thought it'd be."

Hopefully they could make it clear to Angelina, like...

you know-- - Like, it's not the night.

- It's not a place

for you guys to, like, try to hash it out.

- Yeah.

I'm doing this,

but I'm not sitting with Angelina.

Like, I don't even want her coming up to me.

- It might be fun.

- ♪ Hey, oh, is it something I did? ♪

♪ Well, let's do it over again ♪

[upbeat music]

- ♪ Come on ♪ - ♪ This is my domain ♪

♪ It's my life, I make my own lane ♪

- Round of shots, bartender.

- Yep, two shots of the "W." Win.

- I'm willing to sit at the same table.

I'm doing it for Pauly 'cause I wanna meet Nikki

and that's it. - I hate to say it,

but I dunno if that would've happened...

- Right. - If Jenni was here.

Maybe text the fellas?

[phone dings]

- Oh. We got a text.

[intense music]

- Bro?

- I need to go for a walk.

- All right.

Uh, I gotta go get some, uh...

I gotta go see Esteban.

- About what?

- He just texted me, Esteban.

- Yeah, go see him. - All right.

- I gotta go pay the bill.

- Mike tells me this stupid excuse

that he has to go pay Esteban.

Like, we're on a resort!

We charge it to the room!

Like, this is such a BS excuse.

- What are they up to?

- I have no idea.

- They're probably gonna give us a rundown

on how the convo with Deena went.

- Should we prank them and tell them that it went horrible

and Deena went home? - Yes!

- Yes.

- Oh, look, the down-low.

- What up, fellas? - What's up, fellas?

- Whoa. - RSVP in the building.

- Yeah. - So Deena left.

- Get the [bleep] out of here. - She felt ambushed.

We tried everything. - Stop it.

Are you [bleep] serious? No.

- No, I swear. - You guys are playin'.

- No, no, no. Not playing.

She [bleep]-- - We went in...

- She, like, knew something was weird from the--

from the, like-- - The whole separation.

The "where were you guys?"

I'm like, "Well, they're with Angelina."

- And we tried to save it,

and then she started bugging out on him.

- And then I'm like, "Is there any [bleep] you can

"for me, sit down for dinner?

Everybody's gonna meet Nikki," and everything like that.

And she was like, "That's not right.

you guys are ambushing me."

And she's like, "I didn't want to--blah."

She's upstairs-- - Get the [bleep] out of here.

- She's leaving.

- Are you for real? - Yeah.

- Yo, we just had a fairly great--

- We had a great dinner with Angelina.

- Yo, we had a great dinner with Angelina.

- It went fine? - Like, great, amazing.

- Joking! [all shouting]

♪ ♪

- We had a great dinner! We had a great dinner!

- She said yeah? - Yeah, she said yes.

- So did Angelina. Angelina literally was like,

"Can we just get this done?

I just want to make up with Deena."

That's basically-- - Bro, no.

It's not even about that. All it is is a dinner.

And Deena's like, "Yeah, I'll sit down."

- Just when you think you have no plan,

that no plan has turned into a plan.

No progress is now progress,

and that's huge for us

because the past ten months has been none.

- I will never film with her again!

- They went up there and did what they did,

and I had a reaction to it.

- Where do we go from here?

- This [bleep] douchebag.

- He probably sits online all day

just, like, commenting everywhere.

- "I don't want to work with her.

I don't want to work with her."

I don't ever want to see her again.

- The mediation is having trouble with the mediation.

- Angelina's coming?

- I'm walking up in this b*tch like I'm going to [bleep] w*r.

- That's not right. You don't do that to friends.

- We need to just trust the process

at this particular point.

That's a monster win. - That's [bleep] amazing.

- That's good progress. - I gotta let you know

because there's another battle coming, all right?

Angelina's talking to us and she's like,

"I think Jenni's in the middle of pulling strings

"behind the scenes

like, saying, 'don't do this, don't do that.'"

And I was like, "No."

- So even Angelina knows?

- All right, we'll cross that bridge when we get there.

- Progress.

- Celebratory bottle of champagne.

- You know what I'm saying? - Yo, this is big.

- We're on our way to bringing this family

back together. - Brovid!

- We tested "W" for the win tonight.

- VP for the "W."

This is so epic.

We're going to the championship.

- I feel like we just won a Superbowl tonight.

We had so many obstacles to overcome,

but we finessed it. - Once they see each other,

it's gonna--it can only go forward from there.

- Tomorrow, Nikki comes,

and she's gonna sit down to her first family dinner

and I don't know what to expect

with Angelina and Deeners

sitting at the same dinner table,

but for now, it's all about celebrating this win.

- Racer! [laughter]

No, I'm joking. I'm joking.

- What's going on?

- I'm doing it for Pauly. - Right.

- But she can be on one side,

I can be on the other, and that's it.

- R. - S.

- V. - P.

all: For the win!

- ♪ Oh, oh, oh, ooh ♪

♪ Always find your way back home ♪

- Coming down here to watch a movie.

Meilani, can we watch "A Weekend in Vegas"?

- No. - Can I go to Vegas?

both: No.

- If you go to Las Vegas, you have to bring us.

- Then what--how am I supposed to have fun?

Before, I used to punch people in the face.

I just want to have fun.

- You go to Las Vegas--

- You'd better stop with the fingers in the face

until you know how to back that up.

[both giggling]

- I don't even know what's going on in Vegas right now

because I haven't heard from them.

- You haven't heard from anybody?

- No. - At all?

[kids giggling]

- Not really, no. I don't know why.

I'm an outcast.

Do I look like corona?

- No. - No.

- Aww, you're sweet.

- You do not.

- If corona had a face.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[line rings]

- Hello? - Nakesha?

- [laughs] Paul?

- Guess what. - They squashed it?

- They didn't squash it, but they agreed to sit down

and not make this dinner

about them, about the wedding, no drama.

But this is big.

Everything's falling into place.

I just hope for one thing.

That when they sit down, it doesn't blow up in our face.

- I'll sit down at the same table with her

and be an adult for Pauly,

but, like, I feel like I'm getting bombarded

when I'm not, like, ready to be bombarded.

- All right, I'll see you soon.

- Okay, babe. Bye. - All right, bye.

- If she's this changed woman like everybody says she is,

then she'll be able to sit at a table

and not say anything. - Right.

♪ ♪

- Hey. Right this way, sir.

Bro, let's eat.

- Oh, damn! Look at this spread.

- Thanks for coming. - Bacon is in the building.

French toast in the building!

- Somebody's wifey's coming to town.

- Hmm? [giggling]

- Ronnie's. [laughter]

- We're gonna need somebody on Angeliner duty,

to be honest. - I guess.

- Ronnie. - I got it.

- I have a plan to tell Angelina to break the news.

Don't make it like, "Oh, my God,

Deena's gonna sit down with you."

Don't even mention any of that. What we're saying is,

"we have a big night tonight.

"Pauly's wifey's coming to town.

A big family dinner."

And obviously if she asks if Deena's coming, we say yes.

I'm really proud of Deena saying that she will sit down

at the same dinner table with Angelina.

So just like we sort of finessed Deena,

we gotta do the same thing with Angelina.

But this is not about the wedding,

this is not about the speech,

it's not about anything but Nikki and Pauly.

- And if at any point you do start feeling,

like, stressed out,

like, we'll just go back up to the room.

There's nothing-- - Yeah.

All right, I guess I should get myself together.

- Hi, Angelina. You're an angel.

- So I guess I sit here then?

Ew! Don't match me this morning.

- Everybody with glasses on should make out.

- Do you think you're the only person who wears glasses?

- Vinny, I think if you don't say much,

this breakfast will go well.

- Yeah, take Mike's advice, please.

- We're off to a great morning! - Let's not rile her up today.

- I got some good news.

- What is that? - Family dinner tonight.

Nikki's coming to her first family dinner.

- Oh, really? Finally she comes.

- She's my ex. - She's not your ex.

- Yes, she is. - You're an idiot.

- [laughs] Oh, wow!

- Okay, eat your bananas.

- He's so angry towards you.

- [laughs] - Yeah, what is your deal?

You're gonna rile me up. - Yeah.

- And nobody else wants to see that [bleep].

- Who started with who first today?

Like, nobody.

Angelina-- "Oh, we can't do this.

I'm wearing glasses." - You're an idiot.

That's not how I sound, okay? First of all.

- You're an idiot. - No, you're an idiot.

- You're an idiot! both: You're an idiot!

You're an idiot! You're an idiot!

- How did we get here? - How did we get here?

- Thank you, Lauren! - Don't even start.

- And we've only had breakfast. - Not today, Satan.

- This is exactly how we pictured

this breakfast this morning.

- Get it all out while you need to now,

'cause it's not happening at dinner.

all: Oh!

- Lauren laying down the law!

- Listen, you and [bleep] Lauren.

If he starts at me, I'm gonna do this.

- No, you can't do it tonight, though.

- He needs to simmer downa notch.

- I don't know how Angelina comes in so hot at breakfast.

Like, it's breakfast! You wake up that hot?

I don't know if she can get through a dinner

with Deena being there.

- Well, technically, someone else is coming.

Yeah, you.

- To tell Angelina to break the news,

what we're saying is, "Pauly's wifey's coming to town.

Big family dinner." And obviously,

if she asks if Deena's coming, we say yes.

- You're not supposed to say anything!

No!

Literally it's all the time.

He cannot keep a secret.

- Well, the whole family's coming.

- Don't [bleep] with me, guys.

- Deena's coming, though.

- Tonight? - Yep.

- [clears throat]

I know that I said that I was ready for that,

but, like...

[sighs]

- But she knows it's not about your guys' beef.

- Like, am I ready to see her?

Am I ready to confront this big elephant in the room?

- This one's about-- this one's about me.

- Good.

- Somebody's wifey's coming to town.

- Somebody's wifey's coming to town.

- Whose, yours?

all: Somebody's wifey's coming to town!

all: Somebody's wifey's coming to town!

- Somebody's wifey's here! Somebody's wifey's here!

Look at how nervous you are!

all: Oh!

- I don't ever bust your guys' ba*ls.

Never, ever bust your guys' ba*ls.

I don't do that.

- I'm going to the gym. I'll see you guys later.

- Bye. - All right.

- Yeah, make sure you do arms, please.

- Wow! - [laughs]

- Genetically, I don't have big biceps.

What do you want me to say?

- I know, but you can make it big.

By working out.

- I'm a wolf, and they're bears.

- What? Such a [bleep] idiot.

- Oh, my God. - You're an idiot.

- If we were all animals, what would we be?

Let's see, you, like, would be, like, a moose.

You would be a rhino.

You would be a polar bear.

[laughter]

- Lauren would be a platypus.

She looks like, a little, like, duckies.

[laughter] - Oh!

- Fighting words, damn! - No!

- "You look like a squid!"

- I didn't say "squid"! [laughter]

What animal would she be, then, Mr. Genius?

What [bleep] animal would she be?

- Like, a... - I think a bunny.

- Like, a leopard.

And me, I'm a [bleep] timber wolf, baby.

- I was gonna say sewer rat.

[laughter]

- You're an anteater.

You've got a big [bleep], an Italian schnozzle,

and a [bleep] nose.

- [laughs] - This girl is evil!

What animal would this [bleep] thing be, a bat?

- How about a hamster?

You guys are already [bleep] mean to me, so--

- Oh, yeah, you are a hamster. - You're not that smart.

- Girl, wait. You rode here on a broom.

- [high-pitched cackle]

[laughter]

- Yo, Pauly, are we gonna be able

to control these two tonight?

- Yeah, move over there and I'll go over here.

[laughter]

- I just hope that she doesn't drink.

- Esteban, bartender? Where you at?

- You just don't know when she drinks

what she'll do, you know?

- Shot glasses, anyone?

all: Somebody's wifey's coming to town!

- Oh!

all: Somebody's wifey's coming to town!

- Wifey's coming to town! - Oh!

- ♪ Are you ready for the rise? ♪

♪ Are you ready for the rise? ♪

♪ The rise will be televised ♪

- Hey. - What's up, my guy?

- What's up? - How you living?

- What's going on? - Chilling.

- Deena!

♪ ♪

- Ange!

- What? Coming.

Jesus!

- Wanna go for a walk? - All right.

- [laughs] What are you doing?

- Not much. How are you doing?

- You're gonna sit down with Deena.

How do you feel about that? Are you--

- Like, we were the closest, I feel.

- I agree.

- And I was very sad by this whole thing.

I really was.

It's been a long months.

- So what's going on? - Not much.

I just wanted to thank you for...

doing this for me because-- - Yeah, of course.

- It's, like, a special moment for me.

- No, I know. - It's, like, the first time.

I'm, like, super nervous. I don't know if you can tell.

- That's why I was, like, saying to Chris,

I was like, "It's not like Pauly

brings people around much," so--

- Yeah, no. It's the first time.

- We talked yesterday about coexisting, remember?

- Yeah. - So we try that.

First step, coexist at the same table.

- Hopefully she doesn't, like, walk up to me and is, like...

and I'll be like, "Tonight's not the night.

This is about Nikki and Pauly." - That would be great.

- I'm gonna go to the gym. - All right, go to the gym.

- Go get my G in. - I'll see you later.

- All right. - Thank you.

- Good talk, Ange. - Have fun.

- I just hope that she doesn't drink.

- Yeah. - And then she's like,

"Well, this is a good time to talk to Deena."

- What have you been up to? - Just going to the bar.

- Nice. - Okay.

- Ooh, nice! - I need to go to the bar.

I need--I don't care if I'm alone.

- Enjoy yourself. - All right.

- She knows better, but like I said,

I even have people watching her.

- She was like, "I'm going to the bar."

- [laughs]

- I'm gonna pretend I'm back at the club.

- I'm telling you, I have people watching her.

- Oh, damn. Ronnie in the building!

Arm day is every day, kid? - Every day.

- Esteban, bartender? Where you at?

- I don't want to put you in any type of situation.

This isn't that. - I talked to Ange.

- Yeah?

- We actually seen her outside.

She said she was going to the bar.

- I'm just gonna [bleep] do it myself.

- You just don't know when she drinks

what she'll do, you know?

- Shot glasses, anyone?

- If she starts acting out of whack,

you gotta just-- - Tackle her?

Just tackle her? [laughter]

- I got you.

- She's a very different person when she drinks.

[ice clinking]

- ♪ Whoa, time to flip it over like a Motorola ♪

♪ Vodka and sodas make her feel bolder ♪

♪ Hold up, girl ♪ [phone rings]

- Hello? - Hey, babe.

- Are you excited?

- I'm, like, anxious excited, but great.

- Oh, you're nervous!

Don't be nervous, bro! [laughs]

- I don't know what to wear.

- Do you have boxing gloves?

- What?

- I'm just kidding. [laughs]

You'll be fine. Don't be nervous.

I'm gonna find the perfect spot for this dinner.

It's gonna be dope. - See you in a bit.

- All right, bye.

- Yurr! - Hey, there's my chooch.

- What's popping?

- This is the monumental moment in the family.

It's gotta be an epic dinner,

so we wanna pick a nice location.

You wanna help me pick it out? - All right, [bleep] it.

Take your bike. - Okay.

- Brand new whip, just bought it.

- ♪ I came to go, go ♪ - Whoop!

- ♪ So what you know 'bout that? ♪

♪ I lose control-trol ♪

♪ No one can hold me back ♪

[elevator music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ The beat kicks, then I start rockin' ♪

- You see, outside could be nice.

Nice little sceneries.

[upbeat hip-hop music]

- Let's go to the table that we went to last night.

- So that was a cool setup.

Problem is,

we almost got attacked by raccoons.

- The water has a calming effect.

- The problem is,

we don't know if Angelina's a*s floats yet.

- My a*s is gonna be nice and plump

for all the roommates to see.

- That's true. - Or sink.

- She might drown. - She might.

This is beautiful. The problem is,

I'm worried about the temperature.

What's the temperature out here tonight?

- What about this area? - This is nice.

The problem is,

I don't know, it might be too cold.

Come on. Focus!

♪ ♪

Are you done?

- All right, so not here? - Come on!

- Not here?

I spy with my little eye...

a giant table.

- Come on!

This is what I'm talking about right here.

- Can we touch each other? - Social distance.

- No, we're good. - Can't catch the COVIDs.

- I'm too low with this one.

Now I know how Ronnie feels all the time.

- Seating is so important. - Whoo!

- One wrong move... - You're in my peripherals.

- Could send this into a spiral.

- Angelina's at the head.

- I mean, awesome. Okay. - [laughs]

- But put yourself in Deena's shoes,

and she sees Angelina at the head of her table.

- You're gonna be at the head. - Okay.

- This is your dinner.

Wait, no, no, no, no. [bleep]!

- This is impossible.

- There's another factor we're missing here, buddy.

The "V" factor.

Picture she's like a raging bull

and I'm, like, the [bleep] red flag that gets her going.

I don't think that Angelina should be looking at me

in any way, because I rile Angelina up.

I can kind of be on the side of her

as a strategic body. I don't think she'll flip out.

- Yeah, that's a good way to get next to her.

- [chuckles nervously]

- You gonna kiss her too for the good of the dinner?

- This is hard just figuring out

where Deena and Angelina sit.

I need, like, a [bleep] paper and pen here.

I guess that's why, like, at an Italian wedding,

the seating arrangements are the hardest things to plan out

because a lot of people don't like each other

and you have to know who can't sit with who.

Okay, that's me.

Who do you got? - Nikki.

So here's where it gets a little hairy.

- Well, we got Deena as a definite.

This is the first time that I'm ever using

trigonometry in my life

that I learned in high school.

I mean, we're figuring out different angles,

right angles,

acute angles,

parallelograms.

That's it.

♪ ♪

both: Brovid. - Yo, what could go wrong?

- ♪ There ain't a God damn thing like the real me ♪

♪ Whoa, hold up ♪

- Look, I'm putting-- [laughs]

- Deena, that is not it.

That looks like a blanket

that's been through a house fire.

- I wore this the other night!

- Tonight is all about Pauly.

- Yep. You never know.

We could be going to another wedding soon.

- I know. Just in time for speech season.

- [laughing] Hey--yeah.

♪ ♪

- I wear pink on date night.

- Ooh...

is that Nikki's?

- Come on!

- Come on, let's go to the suite.

- ♪ I'm gonna break it ♪

- I can't even believe this is happening right now.

- Oh, I'm just nervous.

- ♪ I'm gonna push it ♪

- Hey! - Hey.

- First name, sausage. Last name, peppers.

- I like the pink. - Thank you. It's date night.

- Yeah! - Move over, Brovid.

And sit next to your boyfriend.

- He's not my boyfriend tonight.

I'm just a side chick tonight.

- Do you think we should have put Angelina over there,

and then Deena over there?

- Bro, don't [bleep]-- we worked so hard on that.

- I'm still a little nervous right now

because we want to keep them far apart,

but do we want them in eyesight,

on the same side, opposite side?

I think we messed up.

- Why?

Why are you second-guessing it?

- Deena said she's gonna be okay.

- I need to look pretty, Chris. - I see.

- I haven't seen this girl.

- But there's one thing to actually say and do it.

So if she sees Angelina,

I hope she doesn't flip out.

- Show us how you set us.

- Pauly's at the head right there.

Then you got Nikki here.

Then you got Lauren.

- Hello?

- Then here--hello. - What the hell is that?

- You guys want some candy?

- Uh...

- Hello. - [giggles]

Tee-hee.

- Vinny, you're not talking, are you?

- I wasn't talking to you, Angelina.

- All right, good.

- Oh, damn.

- I'm not even gonna say one word to you at the table

even if you come at me once. - Sounds good.

- Nikki's meeting us here? - She's coming to the hotel.

I'm gonna go downstairs and grab her.

- You excited? - Yeah.

[cell phone ringing]

Hello? - Hi, babe.

- Hi. You here? - I'm pulling up.

- Okay, I'm gonna come down and grab you.

- Hey, Pauly's smiling!

all: Somebody's wifey's coming to town!

- I'm about to turn around. [laughs]

- Baby, come on!

- I have never seen Pauly like this before.

He's blushing. Pauly's smiling.

I am so happy for Pauly.

- She's here.

all: Somebody's wifey's coming to town!

- Oh! - Whoo!

all: Somebody's wifey's coming to town!

- Tonight is all about making history right now.

- Somebody's wifey's coming to town!

- They grow up so fast.

♪ ♪

- Can't say the words "speech" and "wedding."

For the first time in one year,

Deena is at the same table as Angelina.

- Drink it.

- If you want, I can reenact the speech.

Oh, my God. I said "speech"!

- This whole thing is just a lot for me,

so I had Chris book me a flight.

- I wasn't expecting that.

- Vinny! - Bro, it was an accident.