03x16 - Psychic Larges

[bunniefuu]

[slow instrumental music]

- Knowing that Mike can get out at any minute,

it's just great.

Like, you're waking up to good news, and you know it.

- Hi, how are you doing? - Hi. Good, how are you?

I'm picking up my husband.

- Okay. - Thank you.

[hip-hop music]

- Walking out of prison,

I definitely feel like Rocky right now.

Head held high,

and hand, finger to the sky.

♪ ♪

I'm proud.

- Where to?

- [exhales] Back to the Jersey Shore.

- Oh, my God. [both laugh]

- ♪ Here I come ♪

- Yeah, buddy!

♪ ♪

- Party's here!

- The Situation is under construction.

- This might not have been the best idea.

- We're so classy now.

- On the seventh day, it'll be lit.

- Get the frig out of here, you crazy!

- Um, hello?

♪ ♪

- ♪ Yeah you better know I came to have a good time ♪

♪ Shorty, I already know ♪ - It's really bad.

- Oh, [bleep].

Mike. - No way.

- Yeah. - Hey! What's up?

- Oh, my guy.

all: Mike!

- Michael, "The Situation,"

is officially out of frickin' prison.

- I [bleep] miss you, man.

- All right, guys, I'll see you guys tomorrow.

♪ ♪

- Ooh, look at that.

Looks like Sunday dinner.

Yo, if Mike's coming here tomorrow,

we need to get stuff ready, though.

- Do you think they're making babies right now?

- Yo, we should make Mike a baby-making kit.

- Oh, my God, that would be amazing.

- Mike "The Situation,"

he's finally out of jail, a free man,

so we want to do something nice for Mike when he gets here.

Let's get him a "Kama Sutra" book.

- That's a good one. - A vibrator.

- Oh, there you go. - A pillow.

- A [bleep]. - Tingling lubricant.

- Fuzzy red handcuffs.

- Amber lighting. - Butt plug.

- You can't make a baby without a butt plug.

- Yeah. [laughter]

- All right, guys, what else are we doing for Mike?

- I think we should go shopping for foods.

- Let's go get some foods. - Yeah.

- Is it BDS food, or is it...

- Or, like, The Situation food?

- Situation food? - Oh, this is a cheat day.

This is a cheat day.

Mike has been working out, but we don't know which Mike

we're going to get coming out of prison.

Is it going to be BDS Mike that wants to eat?

- I'm gonna do the, uh, Ménage à Trois.

I'll try the horseradish garlic crust.

I would like some-- [indistinct]--fries.

Let's get the lobster mac and cheese as well.

- Literally ordering everything.

- Or are we going to get ripped Situation

that doesn't wanna eat?

- If I walked in the door to see myself,

I probably grab my girl real quick.

- I'm thinking, you're locked up for eight months,

you want some fun food.

- Well, I do want to get healthy food for Mike.

- You know what's going to happen is,

no one's going to eat that [bleep].

[laughter]

-I don't think Mike is all about

that fattening food anymore getting out of jail.

All the rumors are saying

that his body is in so much better shape,

so why would he eat fattening food right now?

- I think we should get a little bit of both...

- Yeah, because we don't know what he wants.

- Let's vote on it. - Yes.

How many people think Mike should get BDS food?

All right, it's done. You have to go, Angelina.

- Ugh. - No!

- We won. - Oh, my God.

- Ew!

[all yelling]

- Now the show just got g*y!

- Ew! Their touching pee-pees!

- Their pee-pees are touching!

- Vinny, we get it, like, you're a stripper,

but this just takes it to a whole 'nother level.

- Ew! You guys touched... - His [bleep]!

[overlapping chatter]

- [bleep]. - [bleep]. [bleep].

[laughter] - [bleep].

- You had some butterfly kissing!

[laughter] - [bleep]!

- He has a [bleep]--

- That is soft. - Wait, he's like this...

- I think we just crossed swords.

[laughter]

- Ew, your ba*ls touched. - That is soft.

I'm a shower and a grower.

[laughter]

So, listen, this is what we're going to do...

the fun, good food that everybody wants to eat,

we'll all get, and then Angelina...

- We'll get the healthy food.

- And Vinny can get the food that no one wants to eat.

- Yes. All right.

- When you guys get the healthy food,

make sure you get me nothing.

- So, this has turned into, like, a competition:

Team BDS versus The Situation.

I don't know, if I had just got out of jail,

even though I had a Situation six-pack,

I'm still going BDS.

- Angelina, just don't talk, all right? Just come with me.

- Is that how you got her to go to bed with you?

[laughter]

"Don't talk. Just come with me."

[Jay Hayden's "Gonna Be Good Times"]

- ♪ Feel so good, gotta move, gotta groove and dance ♪

♪ Came too far, so ain't no stopping now ♪

- Oh, damn, I'm on TV right now.

- "The Situation" is free!

- Mike "The Situation" was released from prison...

- They must have got a shot of me, I guess.

- I know. You look shredded.

- Looking jacked.

- Mike was joined by his wife, Lauren,

as he left the facility.

- I've put so much hard work in the past eight months.

But for many, many years, people have doubted me,

you know, "Could he get sober?"

I went through the court process,

I went through the prison process,

and everyone said that I wouldn't make it,

and I made it.

I just want to let everybody know

that I'm not going to give up.

And I'm so excited to show everyone,

um, the true Situation.

- ♪ I wanna make it better ♪

♪ And I wanna make a change ♪

♪ I could be your airplane ♪

- I would not change anything that has happened in my life.

I really think that all these obstacles that I went through

have prepared me for an unbelievable destiny...

- All right, well, coming up next,

Meghan Markle, she has some exciting news...

- And I'm just ready to live it.

- ♪ Tonight ♪

♪ Maybe we could touch the sky ♪

♪ We could be satellites tonight ♪

- Come on.

It's going to be hard not to overwhelm Mike.

There's so many questions I wanna know about prison...

- All right, so, let's work on questions for Mike.

- But we wanna do it in a way

where we're not going to k*ll him,

so we're going to write down all our questions,

and we wanna know everything.

What did he eat? - "What did you eat?"

- What was everyday life like?

- I was going to say that, what do you do every day?

- What was your routine?

- We have some softball questions for Mike,

just, like, nice little layups that he can answer...

- What was the commissary like?

- We got some that are more hard-hitting.

- When you go in, do they make you fully undress?

- Do they go up your [bleep]? - Did you spread your cheeks?

- Did you spread your cheeks and cough?

- [laughs]

- Ooh, I got a good one.

How do you feel right now?

- What an idiot.

You know when they say, "No such thing as a dumb question"?

That, my friend, was a dumb question.

- [laughs] - I'll write it.

- Does he have a roommate? Are they nice to him?

What is he eating?

What were the Fyre Festival guys like?

Did he have a prison boyfriend?

And did they have Wi-Fi? And what was the password?

Does he know how to make a shiv?

- How do you spell "shiv"?

- Did they have fabric softener?

Who's his favorite person out of prison?

What is his workout?

Did you make grilled cheese on the radiator?

What does he have to wear? Did he have protein shakes?

Does he tan in there?

Did he give the promo code out for the Snook shop?

And does he get a haircut? Like, does he do his eyebrows?

Like, who does his nails? Did you shave your back?

Did they have more than one remote?

Did you get a manicure or pedicure?

Like, there's so many things.

- I think we got some good questions.

- Yeah. - All right, I'll get going.

I'm going to go upstairs to get my stuff.

- Give me a hug, though.

- Ooh!

- I didn't wanna make it like that.

I'll be right back. - No, I know.

I mean, I'm really sad that my boo has to leave tonight,

but [bleep] Roger is annoying and giving her a hard time,

so she has to go home and take care of the kids,

but she'll be back.

But honestly, I'm going to miss her.

She's my boo-boo.

Let's go shopping. - Let's go.

- Let's go shopping. - Let's do it.

- ♪ Take a ride ♪ - ♪ Take a ride ♪

- ♪ Take a ride ♪ - ♪ Take a ride ♪

- ♪ Take a ride ♪ - ♪ Take a ride ♪

- ♪ Take a ride with me ♪

- Pauly, which one? - Front Escalade, please.

- Where are you going? You're in that one.

- I'm not going with Ang-- - Yes, you are!

- Why are we taking two cars? We're going to the same place.

- No, we're not. - Just go.

- There's a little bit of a battle going on right now.

We got the BDS crew...

[both laugh]

And then we got the healthy crew,

Team Situation,

'cause we don't know which Mike we're going to get.

But, either way, we got him covered.

- I'm gonna go with you guys to ease the sexual tension, so...

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on. - [laughs]

- My friend, she's a psychic medium...

- Oh, God, I'm not doing this. - Oh, God, this stupid [bleep]?

- So, she's gonna come over.

- What's with the watch and Disney?

- Oh, my God. Oh, my God, that's so crazy.

- Bro, this is a moment.

Like, we haven't all been together.

- BDS is in the building!

[all screaming, yelling]

- Oh, my God!

[Kidd Marley's "Trippy Luv"]

♪ ♪

- They say my Uber driver looks like DJ Pauly D.

[both chuckle]

- Make sure to give me four stars for an Uber rating.

- Oh, they have the best cookies here.

So our team is in charge of getting all fat foods,

like, cookies and Cheez-Its,

because he just got out of jail,

and, b*tch, when did you have a cookie?

Nine months ago.

- Where's the anti-keto aisle?

Too healthy... - Healthy, healthy...

- Too healthy... - Boring.

both: Boo! - Too healthy.

[all cheer]

Look it! These are tight, though, look it.

- We walk into Uncle Gino's

and it's like a guido's heaven on earth.

Nah, get two of those.

Ooh, D, I wanna do a cheese platter.

- Maybe we should've got two things.

- All right, Pauly, just pile it in.

- Pepperonis!

There's the Italian food, the cheeses.

Oh, my God, I love cheese, every cheese they have.

- Oh, these are my favorite cookies.

- Oh, I just put them in. - Okay.

- This is the best day of my life.

- I put them in. I got this. - Yes. Why are we so fat?

- So many cookies.

Italian cookies, sprinkle cookies.

I'm dying. I can't.

- Chicken parm rice ba*ls.

We should get assorted ba*ls. - Those are huge ba*ls.

Rice ba*ls.

Oh, my God, I'm in heaven here.

This is better than sex.

- ♪ Be gone, be gone, be gone ♪

♪ Be gone, be gone, be gone ♪

- What up? - Hello.

- I think that Mike is going to be Team Situation.

He's been working so hard at his new body.

I don't think he's going to devour

every piece of cake that he sees...

Yeah, get him some seaweed to snack on.

So I'm confident the BDS crew is going to take the L.

- We need, um, pills to help a couple have a baby.

- Stuff to get [bleep]. - A little ginseng honey.

- Stop. - A little ginseng.

- A little magical powder.

- Stuff to get hard. - There you go.

- So we got [bleep] pills.

I mean, there's, like, pills to make your pee-pee [bleep]

for, like, three days...

All right, we definitely gotta get one of these.

There's pills for women's sexual libido.

- What about this one? The woman's libido.

Same thing. - Grab it.

- I didn't even know women can get any hornier.

- We should get some for you and Pauly too, Vin.

- Ah, here we go, chips.

both: Chips!

- He loves his Doritos.

- Mike loves his food, he loves his snacks,

his junk food,

so there's no question that Mike's favorite items

are going to be the stuff that me and the meatballs got,

not that keto crap.

- Chips Ahoys!

- Some Oreos! - Whoo! Whoo!

- This is awesome.

- What is that actually? - Turmeric.

- Yeah-- - I drink those in my shots.

- Do you really?

- Ooh! It's like a full sheet. - Holy chocolate log roll.

- Do you think he wants organic seaweed?

- Of course. Grab it.

- They have a cart of lettuce. We have a cart of fun.

[laughs]

- ♪ Your dreams came true ♪

♪ Tell me what you wanna be ♪

♪ You wanna be ♪

♪ Where you wanna be ♪

- I haven't been to a sex shop in, like, years.

- [laughs]

- ♪ Lovin' me ♪

♪ So tell me where you wanna be, you wanna be ♪

- We're looking for, um, stuff

for couples to get pregnant quicker.

- Okay. - Let's do the toys.

Let's do the toys.

- I would say the best thing for stimulation for couples

is going to be a wand.

A [bleep] ring's purpose is to maintain the [bleep].

They're really clean flavors,

so when you [bleep], it's good.

And these are the [bleep]

compatible ones with that.

- I gotta say, this employee,

she probably gets employee of the month every month,

because she knew about every toy,

to lube to [bleep]

to [bleep].

I felt like I went to sex shop school.

Oh, here it is. "Jersey Shore" porn.

- Oh, [bleep], really?

Holy [bleep]. I'm jacked.

- And the guy looks [bleep] nothing like me. That's awesome.

- I mean, at first, I'm like, "That's weird."

But, actually, that kinda makes sense.

[Spank's "Lay You Down"]

- ♪ Ooh ♪

♪ I wanna lay you down ♪

♪ And give it to you in your neck ♪

♪ ♪

[items clatter] - [bleep].

- She's actually wearing purple like I was.

- ♪ I wanna lay you down ♪

♪ And give it to you in your neck ♪

['s "Who Needs Me"]

- ♪ Uh, I never understand their logic ♪

♪ I'm trying to retire young up in the tropics ♪

- Yo, look at this spread.

- I'm gonna pretend I'm Mike. - Oh, yeah.

- "Ooh, look at these foods."

- "Yeah, foods!" - [laughs]

- To moms. - Cheers to Team BDS.

- To Team BDS. - Team BDS.

k*lling it! - Whoo!

- ♪ I don't wanna go to sleep ♪

♪ Wake up alone tomorrow ♪

- Oh, hello! - Hey!

[laughter]

- Hey, guys.

- Bro, how is a [bleep] helmet going to get you pregnant?

- I don't know. - Where did you go?

- Some weird sex store.

- Oh, my God, then they had the "Jersey Shore" sex video.

- They did? - Mm-hmm.

- Oh, my God, that's it.

- Oh, wow, that looks just like Ronnie.

- Oh, my God, that's so funny.

- Some of the characters really look like us,

and it's [bleep] creepy.

Like, we're brother and sister.

I don't know if I wanna see that.

- Yo, us moms, bro, know how to shop.

- We had a great time today. - We spent $ on cookies.

- Well, we got protein chips...

- Boo!

- And we got seaweed snacks.

- He's been in jail for eight months.

He hasn't seen this [bleep]. - Yeah.

He got [bleep] better food in jail.

- Than the seaweed chips.

- He hasn't seen seaweed chips either.

Is Mike going to remain keto?

Or is he going to be... - Or is he going to be Cheeto?

Can we get a zoom-in on this?

- Keto versus Cheeto.

- Yeah, buddy!

- I'd rather die than eat a seaweed chip.

- Same.

- All right, so, I figured tonight,

since we're not doing anything, we're staying in,

my friend, Gina, she--

- DTF? - No, not like that.

She's a psychic medium...

- Oh, God, I'm not doing this. - Oh, God, this stupid [bleep]?

- Oh, [bleep]. - So, she's gonna come over.

I really want the roomies

to experience, like, a psychic reading.

We have a lot of [bleep] coming up,

I feel, in our lives.

Mike just got out of jail;

Jenni's going through a lot right now with her divorce,

so why not ask Gina about our future?

Like, what's going to happen to all of us?

- Do you have any psychic larges?

- Psychic larges? - Or just psychic mediums?

- You're stupid.

[laughter]

- V, can you not, like, make fun?

- I'm not a big psychic guy.

Psychics sometimes can be very skilled human beings

at telling you what you already kinda know or wanna hear,

and they just know how to deliver those messages.

- I don't wanna be involved in that.

- I need to know about my future.

- I don't wanna be involved, I'm telling you, I'm good.

- Why? - 'Cause I just don't.

- You don't like that stuff? - I--

I'm still dealing with stuff back home, you know,

and it's just like, I'd rather not discuss it.

- Is there more wine, Angelina? - Yes, ma'am.

- I hope we have more than another bottle.

I'm nervous about what the hell

this psychic is going to say,

'cause, like, maybe my dad will come through.

- Exciting. - Yay.

- I love stuff like this. - I know you do.

- I want the psychic to help me with any questions I have

about my wedding and my relationship with Chris,

because I want everything to be perfect for the wedding.

[solemn music]

- If you guys are uneasy about it, she's very legit,

and she's an amazing person,

so, like, don't be worried.

♪ ♪

Pauly, can I ask her if you'll get married one day?

- Yeah.

- He is married. I'm right here. [chuckles]

- Yeah, whatever his name is. - V. [chuckles]

Does she actually do it for a living, or is she just...

- No, this is, like, her full job, yeah.

- Yeah. This is her job. - Really?

[knocking on door]

- Oh, she's here.

♪ ♪

- Be nice! Don't embarrass me.

Hi, Mama! - Hi!

- Oh, my God, you look so [bleep] cute.

- How are you? - You look so good.

- How are you? - How are you?

Look at you all dressed up. - I'm good.

- So I apologize in advance if they're [bleep]...

- Okay. - But...

The roommates, they were like, "I don't wanna know my future.

I don't wanna know the bad things."

Like, Gina is very positive.

She reads me all the time.

So calm the [bleep] down.

All right, this is Gina.

- Hi, Gina. - Nice meeting you.

- Deena's very excited to meet you.

- Gina looks like a New Jersey housewife,

definitely not some kinda, like, spiritual guru.

- So what I do as a medium is

I connect with your loved ones who have crossed over

along with my spirit guides and your spirit guide.

So if you have any questions, you can ask at any time.

I'll do my best to answer.

- Okay, I'll go first. - This is going to be good.

- Um, about my fiancé,

what do you see for the future with us?

- I feel like this is the first person

that loves you unconditionally.

Like, he truly loves you.

- He deals with a lot of [bleep], like,

that nobody else would, so... - Yeah.

This relationship has the potential

to be long-term and lasting.

- And then, children. Am I ever going to have kids?

- You're absolutely going to have kids.

- Oh, [bleep], how many Angeliners?

- Oh, God, little baby Angelinas.

Oh, God, the world is in trouble.

- If I ever seen, like, little foul-mouthed,

potty-mouthed Angelina kids walking around,

like, those are not kids I wanna be around.

- I see three.

- Holy [bleep]! Girl, good luck.

- Oh, my gosh. - Good for you, Ang.

- Please, no, no, no.

Like, I don't wanna have three kids.

My mother had three kids,

and it was like a friggin', like, hell for her.

- So I wasn't sure if this was for you,

but there is somebody--there is a male energy cutting hair.

- Mm-hmm.

- Is that connected to you or to him?

- His father. - No, my uncle that passed away.

- He's got scissors in his hands, and he's saying,

"But he has the best hair in the house."

[laughter]

- Is that something he would say?

- No one needs a psychic or a medium to know

that I have the best hair in the house.

Everybody knows that.

- And I want you to know

that you're gonna be meeting the love of your life...

soon.

- [screams]

- It's gonna kinda knock you off your feet.

Like, you're not gonna be... - That's cool.

- Prepared or looking for it.

- I mean, come on, he's right here.

I'm the love of his life.

- She's very intelligent.

- It's not Angeliner.

[laughter]

- Will Vinny ever have children? - Will Vinny?

- Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm.

- Does he have children now? - Stop.

- No. - Thank God.

I'm a believer.

- So I think we're moving here.

- Hello. - Hello.

I see you, like, little and young

and running outside your grandmother's house.

I don't know what that's about, but running outside--

- Yep, we would go there every Sunday.

[laughter]

I used to run around the front of the house,

like a nut.

- Your grandmother really wants you to settle down,

but I don't think it's gonna happen anytime soon.

[laughter] - Facts.

- That's true.

♪ ♪

- Hi. - Hi.

- She feels strong energy over here.

- She's like, "[bleep], where do I start?"

[laughter]

- You have a little girl, right? - Yes.

- Um, I feel like you're her hero,

and yet she's going to be your hero.

I feel like you're-- like, it's always like,

"Good versus evil, which way do I go?"

You know when you look in the ocean

and it's almost like a whirlpool?

Why are they showing me that?

- 'Cause that was my whole life last year.

- I feel like this was your whole life for a while.

- Rejection is God's protection.

So if someone's not understanding you

or doing right by you or challenging you

to change a little bit,

if someone's not understanding you

in such a way that you feel like you're drowning,

you need to run the other way.

And I feel like you will.

You're gonna start to do that because of your daughter.

- Ariana has changed my life in so many different ways,

and I care about her, and I love her,

and that everything I do is for her.

Every move I make is for her.

Like, all of this doesn't matter without her.

[ethereal electronic music]

♪ ♪

♪ And look up towards the mountaintops ♪

♪ And watch it all start to fall ♪

- I don't know if this is, like, a pattern,

but I feel like you're gonna break it.

- Is Ron gonna have another baby?

- Not on purpose.

- Oh, [bleep]. - That happens a lot.

[laughter]

- I do see you having another child

with someone new.

- Mm. - Oh, my God.

- It'll be more peaceful. - Oh, good.

- I feel like you'll be a little bit older.

Yeah.

[soft ambient music]

♪ ♪

Okay, so, um, do you wear--

do you have a necklace from your father?

He's holding up the necklace,

and he said, "She keeps it close to her heart and soul

every day," whether you're wearing it or not.

I don't know if you can feel him right now,

but his hands are on your shoulders.

Like, he's standing behind you, and...

- I feel him every day. - Yeah.

He's so proud of you.

And I have to tell you that he's holding this little baby,

and he kisses the baby, and then he sends him down to you,

so know that he held the baby before you did.

- I knew it.

CJ looks at my dad's photos and he touches them,

and he looks at him like he knows him,

so it feels so nice knowing that

my dad got my baby ready for this world.

- Um...

[Malory's "Rapture"]

What's with the watch and Disney?

- Oh, my God.

♪ ♪

- ♪ I wonder ♪

♪ Whoa-whoa-whoa ♪

♪ Whoa-whoa-whoa-oh ♪

♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪

[Olivia May's "Day by Day"]

- ♪ Staring that, just staring that ♪

♪ I'm staring at a miracle ♪

- What's with the watch and Disney?

- Oh, my God.

We buried him with it.

- ♪ Take it, take it day by day ♪

- He's holding up his wrist, and he's smiling.

♪ ♪

He thanks you guys for doing that,

'cause I don't know if it was, like, a little struggle.

Like, "Do we keep it or do we not?" You know.

And he's happy that you did.

- He always wore it, and then we were like--

'cause I was like, "I kinda wanna keep it."

And then I was like, "You know what...

"we should have him wear it

where he goes."

Oh, my God, that's so crazy.

- No one really knew that.

A specific Disney watch that he got buried with,

that they were fighting with the fact,

"Should they bury him? Should they keep it?

Should they bury him? Should they keep it?"

And she knew he got buried with it.

Who knew that? That's crazy.

- It was the right decision. He's validating it.

And he thanks you guys for doing that.

He's smiling, and he says he's feeling so much better...

- Oh, good.

- And that he's seen everything that you've been doing,

and he's so proud of you.

- I needed this. I needed to hear from my dad.

Everything I needed to hear, I heard.

- Do you see anything with our friend Mike or Jenni?

- Oh, yeah, our roommates that aren't here.

- Jenni has a new boyfriend.

He's . - He's years old.

- She just got out of a divorce.

- So are you asking me

what I think is going to happen in their--

- What do you see for her future?

- Are they going to be together forever or...

- I feel like spirit is saying that he's actually a nice guy.

He's very fond of her and her kids.

But I don't see it lasting,

not because of anything volatile,

but more because, um,

one of them's going to have to travel a lot,

and it's going to get old.

- [bleep] [bleep]. Damn.

- Does that make sense? - He lives in Florida.

- No, he's trying to be a wrestler in WWE.

They travel constantly. - Yeah.

- Single Jenni.

- So should we tell Jenni Zack's not gonna work out?

[laughter] - I don't know.

- Leave that one to you.

I'm gonna leave that one to you.

I'm not telling Jenni that. [laughs]

[bleep] that.

- What about our friend Mike?

So is he gonna have kids soon or...

- I feel like, yeah.

Tell her not to worry.

I feel like she might feel at a certain point, like,

"This isn't happening fast enough."

But to just, like, chill out... - It'll happen.

- And calm down and take a deep breath.

It's going to happen. - Mm-hmm.

- And if she wants to go for help for it, she can,

but I don't see her needing it in the long run.

Like, it'll happen naturally.

But that's up to her. - Yeah.

- Spirit makes me feel like it'll happen within the year.

- Oh, my God. - [gasps]

- I'm so excited. She says it's going to be soon.

And then, Angelo, CJ, and little Situation

will all be around the same age.

- This is awesome. - So awesome.

- Thank you for doing this. - Yeah, we appreciate it.

- You're welcome. Thank you for having me.

It was so nice meeting you guys.

- Very informative.

- She's going to die with the Disney watch.

- Crazy. - That's wild about the watch.

- Yeah, that's crazy. - It was only me and my mom.

That was it.

And we both were, like, discussing that watch,

and we were like, "No, he has to go with that watch."

He's worn that every day of his life.

I needed that.

The reading was amazing.

Hearing from Gina, and her knowing some stuff

that only, you know,

me, my mom, and my dad would know,

that solidified that my dad is with me,

and, you know, he's watching over us.

- Thank you guys so much for having me.

- Oh, thanks for coming. - Thank you for coming.

- I have, um, something I just

wanna tell you confidentially, and then...

- Okay. - Cool.

- Mm-hm. - This was great.

[tense music]

- I have had a psychic reading in the past,

and, you know, I believe in them...

- Thank you so much.

I love you. - I love you.

I'll talk to you soon. - Thank you.

- Thanks, Mama. - All right, take care.

- But I'm just thinking, like, "What the [bleep],"

because I don't really think

I need any more [bleep] drama in my life, to be honest.

- So I didn't wanna say this, like, in front of everyone

to respect your daughter's mother...

- Yo, what is going on right now?

- Yeah, I don't know. - Oh, [bleep], that was weird.

- Um, spirit made me feel like it's not going to end well...

- Yeah, I agree with that.

- So if you could do anything

to just kind of let go of her peacefully...

[dramatic hip-hop music]

So she can get help.

And, um...

she deserves help, and she needs help.

So anything you do, it's--at the--whether--

- It's wrong?

- Yes, it's always going to be wrong.

And, um... - Yeah, hold on.

Embarrassed. [chuckles]

- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, hold on.

♪ ♪

- ♪ They will collide in time ♪

- All right, thank you. - You're welcome.

- Appreciate it. - You're welcome. Take care.

♪ ♪

- When Gina took you outside, what'd she tell you?

- I don't really wanna talk about that, honestly.

- Oh. - It's kinda, like, personal.

♪ ♪

- What'd she say? - You okay?

- Some [bleep] I already knew. [laughs]

- What'd she say?

- Some stuff I already knew, basically.

- But you wanted confirmation? - [laughs]

- Yeah. [laughs]

- Obviously, it's private, it's only meant for him,

so whatever she had to say to Ron,

I'm sure Ron had to hear it.

- Are you okay with all this now? Like...

- I guess. We'll see what happens.

- All right, so, big day tomorrow. We got Mike...

- "We got a big day tomorrow. Get your homework done."

[laughter]

- All right, goodnight, everybody.

- "Don't forget to brush your teeth before bed."

- Stop. I'm gonna pee.

- All right, let's go to bed.

- All right, big day, let's go.

[laughter]

[The Kinnardlys' "I Love It Yeah"]

- ♪ We said I love it, I love it, I love it yeah ♪

♪ ♪

♪ I love it yeah ♪

- Hi. We just spoke to a medium...

- And...

- [chuckles]

- I can't believe I'm going to have three kids. Oh, my God.

- I can't believe she knew about the watch.

- She said I'm gonna meet the love of my life soon.

♪ ♪

- That's crazy. Like, how would she know that?

- Crazy pants to me.

- She said I'm gonna meet the love of my life soon.

♪ ♪

[both laugh]

- She's legit. - She's legit.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

[Photronique's "Good Nite"]

- ♪ Here's to a good night ♪

♪ Let's cheers to a good time ♪

♪ Ay-yeah ♪

♪ Dah-dah-dah-dah-dah ♪

- Good morning, honey.

- Good morning. Can you make me coffee?

- Yeah, sure.

- ♪ Dah-dah-dah-dah dah-dah-dah ♪

- Which color, orange or red?

- Ora--red, sorry.

It's the top one.

- We have a bit of a situation, honey.

Hold on one second.

I am enjoying the littlest things in life right now.

You would be amazed, once you lose your freedom,

um, what you appreciate...

Daddy's got you. Daddy's home.

Here you go, buddy.

And I appreciate every second.

- So, what's on the agenda today?

- We're going to stop by and see the squad a little bit later...

- Yeah.

- But first things first,

are you going to come to the gym with me?

- Yeah. - All right.

- Well, what are you working out?

Because it depends.

- Well, honey, today is sort of a prison workout.

- I can't really do that.

- Okay, you may not be able to do that,

but you can still come to the gym with me.

I got in such great shape in prison,

and now that I lost the weight,

Big Daddy Sitch is now Buff Daddy Sitch.

- Is that the thing? - It's the thing.

The Situation is under construction no more, okay,

um, but right now, you can feast on the appetizer,

which is these arms.

I'm, you know, shredded like it's, like, again.

[hip-hop music]

- You are very buff.

- I am buff? - Yeah.

- I am Buff Daddy Sitch right now?

- I have to process the new nickname for a minute...

- Yeah. - But it's pretty accurate.

- Yeah.

Well, that's why we're going to the gym right now, honey.

- Yeah.

- And then after that, we're going to see the roomies.

- Everyone's ready. Everyone's waiting for you.

- This is a big day.

[upbeat music]

- ♪ Nowhere to go ♪

♪ I'm lost in the crowd ♪

- I had to go home to take care of my kids,

but I am so excited to be back at the house.

[music modulates, stops]

[crickets chirping]

What the [bleep]?

And it's [bleep] crickets.

[crickets chirping]

I don't know, whatever.

[soft hip-hop music]

What'd you guys do last night?

- We had a medium here.

- Wait, wait, what? - A medium.

- I told you not to do fun stuff without me.

All I asked from the roommates

was not to have too much fun without me,

and they have [bleep] too much fun without me.

So you had a medium? Ah, was it good?

Wait, why are you looking like that?

- Huh?

- I'm just trying to get myself together.

I'm still sleeping. I'm [bleep] tired.

But of course, Angelina, with her dramatic face,

she's like...

[voice modulates] - Huh?

- Like, looking at Jenni like

something horrible happened last night,

and I'm like, "Can you stop?"

- Did they talk about me?

- Oh, no, I'm just--it was--

I'm remembering the night.

- I am not going to be the one to tell Jenni

what the psychic said, because the last time

I said something about Jenni's boyfriend,

me and Jenni almost k*lled each other with wine bottles.

[overlapping chatter]

- I swear to [bleep] Christ, b*tch.

Swear to [bleep] Christ. - This is not worth it.

- Enough! E-[bleep]-nough!

- Nicole's her best friend, so, let Nicole be the one

to bear the bad news, not me.

- Who came through for me?

Or did she just have, like,

a premonition about Zack or something?

[tense hip-hop music]

- Yo, something's on fire. Who's cooking?

- Oh, [bleep]. - Oh, [bleep]!

- Mike is going to be here any moment...

- We're here. It feels surreal.

I've been dreaming about this day for eight months.

BDS is in the building!

[all screaming, yelling]

- Oh, my God!

- ♪ You should have known by now ♪

- I'm very excited to go see the squad right now.

- It's going to be really emotional.

- I'm actually a bit nervous and anxious to see them.

I haven't seen them as a free man yet.

- It's like your first homecoming

to people that are really close to you.

Everybody wants to see you.

- ♪ I've got my best dance step ♪

♪ And I'm gonna stay out as late as I want to ♪

♪ I've got a hipster hit ♪

- Ooh, macaroons.

[gasps] [bleep].

Funfetti's.

I'm so antsy right now

knowing that Mike is going to be here any moment.

- [gasps] Oh, my God. - Oh, that's awesome.

- See, "BDS." - Aww...

I love surprises.

This is [bleep] huge.

This is such a big deal.

- You guys are, like, siblings.

- They were all my best men at my wedding.

- I know. I was there.

- I know, you were there. I know, I know.

I don't think I would've been able

to get through prison by myself.

Without them, I don't know

if I'd be able to get through everything.

- Where are we putting the sign?

- It'd have to go across here.

- ♪ Stay out, stay out ♪

- Today is the day. I can't wait to see him.

I can't wait to give him a big hug.

Our brother is finally home.

Thank God.

- So what happened last night? You had a medium?

- Oh, we had a medium come.

- Angelina looked like she had guilt written all over her face,

like something happened.

- Let [bleep] Nicole tell you. It was her idea.

Jenni's usually better at spreading other people's news

than spreading her own business,

so I think right now,

she's going to be a little upset

about the fact that, you know, Nicole was kinda like,

"Hey, why don't you go tell my friend's future,

"and if it sucks, we still wanna hear anyway,

"and then you can bounce,

and then we're going to break her heart."

- Ooh.

- Well, break it down, Nicole.

- We asked about your relationship.

Basically, she said,

there's gonna come a time when your schedules are crazy,

and someone's gonna be traveling so much

that it might not work out.

- She basically said that you guys are at

a different point in your lives...

- I literally just had that conversation with him.

- Maybe WWE, he's gonna really take off,

and then you're never gonna see each other...

- We literally just had that conversation, because...

- What'd he say? - He wanted to...

- And we were like, "That makes sense."

- She said that traveling is gonna get old for one of you.

- Yeah.

- That's really all she said about you.

- No, that's fine. d*ck. - Yeah.

- [laughs]

- That's not gonna fit, Mike.

Who is this for, [bleep] Santa Claus?

- ♪ Closed heart ♪

♪ ♪

- When I was going to get you yesterday,

the ride itself went kinda fast,

like, in the beginning,

and then, it was just the longest ten minutes of my life.

- I agree with you.

- Bro, this is a moment.

Like, we haven't all been together in how many...

- It's a year almost. - A year.

- First time seeing Mike.

- I'm nervous. - I know.

- The whole squad had really,

you know, went above and beyond, you know?

They had emailed me from day one

all the way to the full eight months that I was in there,

and it meant the world to me.

- So what do we need to catch Mike up on?

Baby CJ. Baby Angelo.

Jenni got divorced.

- Oh, we should bring all the babies together.

Angelo... - We should.

- CJ, . [laughter]

- Oh! Deener!

- You know, you don't know what it's like in prison

until you're actually there,

and, uh, the love and support of friends and family

is, uh--is the most important.

- Yo, something's on fire. Who's cooking?

- Oh, [bleep]. - Oh, [bleep]!

- Oh, my God... - My tit's coming out.

- Are we idiots? - Yes.

- Oh, no, it's good.

- What is he going to say when he walks through the door?

- I don't know. I know what we're going to say.

"You popped your cherry!"

all: Hey!

[Emanuel Vo Williams & Robin Loxley's

"We're Gonna Rise Up"]

- We're here.

- I love you. - I love you more.

- ♪ And we're gonna rise up, rise up ♪

- It feels surreal.

I've been dreaming about this day for eight months.

I'm very excited to get back to our old ways.

You know, go on vacations together,

have new experiences together.

I feel like this is, like, a new chapter.

- ♪ Ain't no losers on this side ♪

♪ Champions all around us ♪

♪ And we're gonna rise up, rise up ♪

- BDS is in the building!

[all screaming, yelling]

- Oh, my God!

- ♪ Yeah, you can see it in the way that he walks ♪

♪ When he walks ♪

♪ ♪

♪ And, yeah, you can hear it in the way that he talks ♪

♪ And he talks ♪

♪ ♪

♪ He's got the whole world in the palm of his hand ♪

- BDS is in the building!

[all screaming, yelling]

- Oh, my God!

[laughter, yelling]

- Hey!

- Mike!

- I love you.

- You smell so good.

- Brother. - You look so amazing.

- What the hell, my guy.

- Oh, my God. - [indistinct]--My guy.

- You look so skinny. - How are you?

- Oh, my tit's out.

- This is the moment we've been waiting for.

You know, we've been through the court with him,

we've been through the trial with him,

we've been through everything with him,

and it's like, now this day is finally here,

and we get to put it behind us.

It feels great to have Mike back.

You look good, bro. - You look so good.

- Aw, thank you.

- Group hug! Mike!

- No hugging Angelina! She has staph infection.

- I love Mike this time of year!

- You look so good. - Aw, thank you.

- You look so good. - I missed you guys.

- So skinny. - I know.

I lost, uh... - You look great.

- pounds. - Oh, my God.

- You look like you lost . - I'm crying.

[laughter]

I'm so excited, and he looks so good.

Oh, my God, I can't believe he's here.

♪ ♪

- I, uh--I--I'm speechless.

- This is awesome to see you, man.

- Yes! Yes! [cheering]

- I heard y'all was getting a shore house.

I was like, "Without BDS?"

- Ah, never. - No!

- This is the first time we've all been together in a year.

- Yeah.

- It's actually crazy right now

to see Mike standing right in front of us.

Like, I never thought this day was ever going to come.

- You look like a muscle man. - Yeah, Mike, you look hot.

- Oh, wow, thank you. - You look so amazing.

- All right, come here, I want another hug.

[laughter]

- We've been waiting for you.

- Good to see you.

- Angelina just grabbed my a*s.

We got some things to show you.

We should go into the kitchen real quick.

- Yeah, come on. You have to pick.

We have BDS and Situation.

- Oh, yeah! - Oh, damn.

- Welcome! - What up, though?

What up, though? - Funfetti!

- So we have two little, uh, displays over here.

There's one right there too. - So...

- Yeah, that's the healthy side, if you want.

- Oh. What are we going to do here?

[laughter]

- Mike, Mike, this is my section.

Mike looks amazing.

I know what it's like to diet hardcore for months at a time.

You don't wanna ruin it.

Honestly, I think that Team Situation

is winning this battle.

- You just got out. - Yeah.

- Right now, he wants some of this good a*s food.

Mike's going to pick the BDS food,

I mean, obviously, 'cause no one wants to eat

[bleep] kale chips, Vinny.

- You just got out. - Yes, yes, yes, yes.

- But we don't know where you're going to be at.

Are you going to be in this mindset or that one?

- Oh, wow. This is like a sensory overload.

These guys pulled out all the stops right now.

They got all the Funfetti's.

They got--[indistinct]

They got all the cheese, all the snacks,

and the cakes and the cookies,

and I'm thinking to myself...

Oh, damn.

Like, half of me is telling me to live my best life,

and the other half is telling me,

I need to stay on track.

- What do you choose?

- Uh, I had an unbelievable naked pizza party last night...

- Wait, what'd you say? - With the wife.

Um, but... - This is desserts.

- Because this is the squad, I'm just gonna...

- Yes! [cheering]

Yes! We won!

We won! Yeah!

BDS is back in the building!

Nobody's trying to eat a seaweed snack

after eight months in prison.

Yeah, buddy!

Yes! - Whoo!

- So many emotions are going through my brain right now,

uh, but most importantly,

I'm so happy to be with my friends once again,

who are family.

- I'm, like--I'm freaking out. I can't believe you're here!

- I know, I keep crying. - It's like you never left.

- You know, it's been eight months,

and it's been a long, hard eight months.

- I'm very proud of you.

I couldn't be doing what you're doing.

And you're going to take that court by the ba*ls.

You're going to handle it and take it like a man.

And know, whatever the outcome may be,

we're here for you throughout that whole process.

- Thank you, thank you. - We love you.

- Thank you, love you guys.

[bright music]

- Hi, babe. - Thank you for coming.

- Thank you. - I love you, bro.

[muffled] - All right.

Thank you, guys. - You're looking good, bro.

- Thank you, guys. - That's our brother.

♪ ♪

- [sighs] Oh, my God.

♪ ♪

- It's like I'm back home.

I'm with my family once again.

We're reunited.

The universe is whole again.

I wanna make up for missed times.

I want to show people that, um--

that the comeback is greater than the setback.

all: You popped your cherry!

- Hey!

- Now you're gonna say, "I thought you'd be mad."

♪ ♪

- I don't get the luxury of being a fun parent.

I got divorced, but part of me still feels [bleep] trapped.

[somber music]

- She goes by the name of Angelina.

Come out here, boo. - Shut up!

This b*tch comes out, and I'm like...

What is happening?

"Is she going to perform?"

What is she doing?

- [bleep] marriage!