06x10 - Get the Hell Out of Dodge

[bunniefuu]

[♪ upbeat music playing]

[Kim Kardashian]
Previously on The Kardashians...

[photographer]
Yeah, yeah, yeah! That's good!

My fragrance is launching super soon
and I'm going to London in a few weeks.

-This is gonna be your decade, Khloé.
-I already know.

-I told you about Dolce and SKIMS, right?
-Yeah.

Kim is sabotaging me.

It wouldn't be, like,
a Dolce thing without you.

I can have hair like Shirley Temple
and she has bombshell hair.

North got offered to sing a song

for The Lion King's 30th Anniversary
at the Hollywood Bowl.

Me having to be
her momager right now is crazy.

It's a lot of work.

It was not
on my bingo card for this year.

Every time I go to, like,
a medium or something,

they always say,
"Your dad's coming through to tell you

that you're not
gonna be able to stop North."

Like, she wants to have a big career.

Coperni asked me to walk in their show.

We're goin' to Paris
together for fashion stuff.

Did you hear about Khloé
meeting with Lamar?

I think that Khloé
could've been a bit gentler.

If a man hasn't seen his wife

-in how long?
-Ex.

Not really in-depth,
but I'd love to sit with her.

We're going to Joshua Tree.

[Kris Jenner]
This will be really fun.

-[Kim/Kris screaming]
-What?!

I can unwind and relax in the desert.

[Khloé/Kris screaming]

In the dirt with my girls.

I think I peed myself.

I'm gonna head home.
I just couldn't take it. Ta-ta, ladies.

[♪ dramatic theme playing]

[♪ mellow music playing]

"Hey, girls, I'm sure you
won't read this 'til the morning,

"but when you wake up
and you realize I'm not there,

I just want you to know that I'm okay
and I can't take it anymore."

Waking up and noticing that
my mom has vanished

certainly does not help
my abandonment issues.

"I knew I wasn't gonna get any sleep."

Of course, she did.
She didn't have her special pillow,

she doesn't have her special coffee,

doesn't have all
the special things that she needs.

"I love you madly.
That was fun. Ta-ta."

Of course, she vanished into thin air.

It's eight o'clock.

I'm not surprised that she left me,
but I am surprised she left Kim.

Just so you know,
Mom's at home.

She went all the way back
to Hidden Hills too.

-[Kim] What?
-So, she... Yes, she's at home.

She's watching TV
and drinking coffee in bed.

[Kim]
Mm.

All that quality time
that I thought meant something?

Isn't that, like, what
a one-night stand must feel like?

Like, she just dipped.

You're gonna get mad
at me for saying this,

but I'm gonna bring
this up in therapy, Mom.

My therapist will hear about this one.

Oh, my God, I had a dream
about Dad all night long.

It was that Dad was really alive

and he was living
in Benedict Canyon with Ellen.

-Ew.
-And she looked really great.

It was weird, but, like, they didn't
tell us because... I don't know.

I have dreams that
he's alive all the time.

Let me call Khloé, actually.

[ringback tone]

[Khloé Kardashian] [on phone]
Hi.

Do you remember what I dreamt about Dad?

[Khloé] You said that he was
still alive and pretending...

Oh, hiding from us,
and he was living with Ellen.

[Khloé]
Oh, my God.

No. His, his wife.

-[Khloé] [laughs] Where are you?
-I'm doing inter-interviews.

That would've been the dream.

That's so crazy.
What does that mean?

Let's...
We should Google what that means.

[on phone] I had the same dream years ago
that he was at Disneyland

and I was chasing him
and he wouldn't admit it was him.

And I was like,
"I know you're my dad."

And I was crying and crying

and, in real life, I was crying
when I woke up.

So, it can mean many things:
"unresolved emotions,

the dream may represent
unfinished business, grief, or longing."

I think dreams are
definitely a place where

a higher power or messages
are trying to get to you.

I think that, for sure, can happen.

I just don't dream that consistently.

Hi.

-You little rattlesnake.
-[Kris] Good morning!

Not a "rottlesnake."

[doing an accent]
You little rottlesnake.

[all chuckling]

[Kim] You couldn't have at least
woken us up to take you...

-take us with you?
-That's what I said.

I had to get the hell outta Dodge, baby.

I needed to have a good night's sleep
and I was really struggling with that bed.

I know my mom jumped ship,
but while she was here, it was amazing.

And Kim and I always have
a great time together.

It was great camping with you guys.

It was so great to drive all the way here
to play cards with you.

Let's do it again really soon.

Totally.

All in all, I would say
that it was a success.

The beginning started off rocky.

Alright, you guys, I love you.
I'll see you when you guys get home.

-Bye.
-[Kris] Mwah.

But, other than that, I had a great time.

Okay, let me go to the restroom
and let's go egg Mom's house.

[Kim]
Totes.

Goodbye, calm Joshua Tree.

And I'm gonna head home to the chaos
because my kids will be home.

My birthday's coming up,
my show starts, everything all at once.

[RV beeping]

[animal howling]

[♪ upbeat music playing]

-[Kylie Jenner] Hi!
-[Khloé] Hi, cutie.

[indistinct chatter]

-Good to see you.
-Good to...

[Kylie]
Always good to see you.

-You look good.
-You look good, girl.

Thanks, bae.

I have such a busy week coming up.
I'm heading to London.

It's also Kim's birthday,
but Kendall and Kylie,

they wanted to have
a chat with me.

So, I'm here to talk with them.

Let me see your nails.

-Are they black? I'm obsessed.
-Mm-hm.

Black. Oh, my God, I saw pics of you
on the red carpet last night.

Well, you looked cute.

"Cute"?
I looked major. You [bleep] b*tch.

Oh, okay, you looked major.

-Yes, iconic. "Cute"?
-[Khloé] Oh, iconic with a "K".

Are you kidding me? "Cute"?
In one-of-one couture?

-What was I thinking? "Cute"? How rude.
-Yeah. I know.

What's going on?
What were you guys doing?

[sniffles]
We were just chillin'.

-[Khloé] Noice.
-About to go ride.

-Noice.
-Um... how are we feelin'?

[Khloé]
Good.

You guys all know that
we are producers on the show,

so I did see the Khloé and Lamar scene

and I really wanna dig into kind of
the depths of it today with her.

Um, I saw the nice little surprise
on this... these first couple episodes.

Kendall was crying, everything.
She called. She's like...

"Oh, my gosh,
my heart's beating so fast."

And I was like, "What's happening?"
She's like, "Lamar!"

-I was like...
-Aww.

I could tell you were shut off.

Like... it wasn't that you were,
like, blatantly being mean or rude,

it was just like,

are you thinking people are gonna
judge the way you handle it?

Or, like, is it that you're more guarded?
I don't know.

[♪ tense music playing]

I think she's still holding onto a lot.

I see such an... such a hostility still

and almost like a... There's definitely
a wall and definitely a coldness.

You have no idea what
happened that day... thank God.

But I do.

I'm sure it's anger.

I'm sure there's
so many reasons as to why.

I think I started getting really anxious
without me even noticing it.

The t*rd, the sweating, things that,
like, maybe are triggers for me.

And I just was like,
"I have to get through this."

I could tell, in the moment,
I'm so guarded.

I knew this man so well,

and I was a secret keeper,
a lover, a best friend.

I was so many things
and then, you're just nothing.

And then, to see someone,
it's almost like this flood of emotions.

It's so many things to process.

But in that moment,
I could tell I was really uncomfortable.

[Malika Haqq] Oh, you guys, like,
figuring out you're, like, friend names?

-[crosstalk]
-No, he's calling me "babe".

I'm like, "You can't call me 'babe',
I don't know you."

I said, "Last time I saw you,
you couldn't speak..."

He's readjusting.
Yeah, it was harsh.

-It's not harsh, it's the truth.
-[Lamar Odom] But it's like a... I'm like...

The truth [bleep] hurts,
but let me tell you, it hurts one time.

-A lie hurts 7,000 times.
-But it... Yeah, but...

But if I tell you the truth one time,
you can't call me that

because you couldn't speak.

Whose fault is that?

His fault, he couldn't speak
'cause he decided

to do naughty things somewhere
he shouldn't've done it.

-His fault, not my fault.
-[Malika] Okay.

-And maybe it's a little bit of both.
-But I see similarities. Yeah.

Like, maybe I'm so used to people
nitpicking the smallest gesture I do

and I'm like, "I don't want anyone
to read into this too much

'cause it's not like that."

But also, I think a lot of it is
a defense mechanism

-that I just am like, "Be a b*tch."
-[Kendall Jenner] Yeah.

-But it...
-Would you call him again

if you feel that way
and just be like,

-"Hey, I feel like...
-[Kendall] That's what I said.

...I just handled that
maybe not how I would've liked."

Of course, my family can see
that there's walls, and there is,

but I had to put up
these walls to protect myself,

to protect my feelings, my heart.

I think it would be foolish
of me to not have walls,

so you never go back
into that same situation.

Yeah, I mean, I don't have
a problem doing that.

At the end of the day, like,
if it's been this much time,

I'm never gonna take away from you,

like, the trauma that you were
put through by not only him,

but then, in the end, Tristan,
so I can't even imagine

how you might feel
about all these situations.

But, like, at this point for yourself,

I would almost say you have
to find it within you to forgive.

You don't have to forget.

[Khloé] I think what is
so frustrating about all of this

is, like, they don't really understand.

I think anyone that knows my situation
or that has been in that situation

would be a different version
of themselves this many years later.

It would be foolish not to be.

Like, you have to protect yourself
and grow from that scenario.

I'm a different person than I was
and that's not bad or good.

It just is what it is.

"I'm releasing this.
Like, I wish you the best

"and, like, I'm here
if you're in trouble

or you need something,
but otherwise, like..."

I genuinely think, or I would pray,
that all these men know that about me.

-[Kendall] Yeah.
-That I always am rooting for them.

-I think they do.
-I think I've shown that with actions.

But I get offended,
whether it be Tristan or Lamar,

where these people do
these outrageous things

and then they see me again

and they're like...
act as if nothing happened.

Or they're like, "Oh, I wish I could put
my tongue down your throat."

Even though I would've
loved for you to, like,

put me in a dip
and put your tongue down my throat

-and just, like, to break the ice.
-Ugh.

-Or say things that I'm like...
-[Kendall] Yeah, no, that's crazy.

Uh, so, what does it say on my forehead?

-[Kendall] Yeah.
-"[bleep] doormat"?

And it probably does to these people

because I have been
in so many different ways.

-But then that gets taken advantage of.
-Yeah.

The sexual comments and then there...
I just was like...

Calling you his wife, right.

I'm like... a-all you guys,

-[bleep] every single person around me.
-[Kendall/Kylie] Yeah.

'Cause everyone loves
to say how great I am after.

But why don't you think that before?

-Yeah, yeah.
-But it's really insulting to me.

Yeah, no, it makes complete sense.

But I do think, like, when I watched it,
I forgot about so much stuff.

Like, I realized how much
I sort of just autopilot through that...

-[Kendall] Mm-hm.
-...and that made me sad

'cause I definitely wasn't present.

There's no reason.

Or were you thinking of something else
while you were in the conversation?

-[Khloé] No, I...
-Sometimes I black out

-when I'm overthinking as I'm talking.
-No, I sincerely don't remember,

like, things.

-Like... do not remember.
-It was like an out-of-body experience.

Yeah, it was an out-of-body
experience for sure.

Yeah.

I don't disagree with Kendall.

I think I definitely could have been nicer
or my tone could've been softer.

But also, there... so much going on.

I can't even explain
the emotions, the thoughts.

The very last time I saw this person
was very contentious

and... n-negative.

It wasn't good.

I punched you in the face
and I shattered everything in that house.

-I don't remember that.
-I... Ah!

So, no, is this
my best moment in life? No.

When you guys met,
was he open about his drug struggle?

No, I never knew he did drugs

until probably a year and a half
into our marriage.

There's so much that you
kept from us, in a good way,

not in, like, a bad way
'cause we were so young, every...

It was so rated R,
you know what I mean?

-Like, I don't expect...
-[Khloé laughing]

...I don't expect anything else.
But I'm saying it's interesting

'cause Kylie and I actually
don't know a lot of it.

I felt like he really was a part,
a huge part of the family.

-[Khloé] Yeah... Mm-hm.
-[Kylie] And, like, a big brother to me.

We had a silly, funny relationship.

When I was going through my divorce,

I definitely sheltered
Kendall and Kylie a lot

from the details of everything
that was happening

because they were young.

I also know the way that
they looked at Lamar

and I didn't wanna sort of
ruin that for them.

And I just wanted to preserve
as much of their innocence as I could.

I've never been in your shoes
and I can't speak from your experiences,

but everything you just said puts
a lot more into context for me, obviously,

and makes me understand maybe
why you acted that way more.

It's really good to sit down
and talk with Khloé

'cause I think it gives the story
a little bit more texture for me at least,

and kind of puts
some things into perspective.

Well, I'm sorry you went through all that.

Oh, it's okay, thank you.

You're a tough lady.

We all are.

Men could never.

[Kendall] But now, we're going
to Paris for fashion stuff.

If we're being honest,
I'm excited to hang out with you.

Sign me up.

-I love you.
-[Khloé] I love you.

I love you so much.

[♪ "Got You"
by Vanacore Music playing]

[muffled laughter]

-You're so strong.
-Aw!

-Strong like bull.
-Strong like who?

[chuckles]
Oh, to be a Gen Z.

"Strong like bull"?
You don't know that expression?

-No.
-Okay.

"Strong like bull"? I think it's, like,
a self-describing ex-expression.

[laughter]

-♪ I've got you ♪
-Oh, man. To be young.

[♪ upbeat French music playing]

[indistinct chatter]

We are in Paris!

I'm seeing Kylie for lunch today.

[host]
Hey, how are you?

-Hi, how are you?
-Good. Good to see you.

I'm here for the Coperni Show,
walking in the Coperni Show.

Hello!

-What are you here for, darling?
-I am here for L'Oréal.

L'Oréal Paris does
a fashion show every September.

So, I'm here for them
and, for that, I'm excited.

-Oh, my goodness.
-[crosstalk]

And I'm... Ooh, you just sat on

-all my [laughing] things.
-Oh.

-Um, hello.
-Hi.

[Kendall] They have a drink here
called "The Kendall"...

-[Kylie] Cheers!
-...and they made it for me.

I'm TikToking.

-Lunch with my sister.
-[Kendall chuckling]

[quietly shrieks]

Just trying to keep up with the times.

So, Kendall, I'm gonna walk
in the Coperni Show

-and I'm really scared.
-[Kendall] Oh, yeah!

What is your biggest fear, though?
What are you nervous about?

-The unknown.
-I think I have agoraphobia.

-Kylie, no you don't. Do you know that's...
-I think that's what it's called.

Yes. Do you know that that's,
like, a real thing?

Like, people, like, really...

I think that's what I have.

-[chuckles] You don't. You're a homebody.
-It's like a...

That's, like, the more
normal way of putting it.

I am too.

It's, like, the fear
of putting yourself in situations

that could cause
embarrassment or something.

-And I feel like I have...
-Does everyone not have that?

Do you know what your shoes are?

Also, patent leather.
Gotta be really careful.

-That's how a lotta girls fall.
-Mm.

Like, faceplant into the ground
'cause you get stuck

-and you're, like, [bleep]!
-It literally... You get stuck?

-[Kylie gasps]
-You're, like, powerfully walking

and then that happens and you just...
you're not, like, just leisurely walking.

So, just have that
in your head if you're wearing pat...

I don't know if you're wearing
patent leather anywhere, but...

Mm-hm. It's, uh...
You come outta the castle

'cause they're doing it at Disneyland.

-Oh, so, you're walking down the street.
-And then you go in a circle.

-Yeah. It's, like, silly.
-Kylie, oh, you're fine.

[Kylie]
It's not silly, of course.

If you have, like, good shoes

-and you know that you're, like...
-Mm-hm.

fine on whatever cobblestone or
runway you're walking on...

-Mm-hm.
-...then that takes, like,

half the nerves away.

Maybe more than half.

And you do rehearsal.
So, like, you catch the vibe.

Do they play the song?

-Yeah, in rehearsal?
-Yeah.

It's a full rehearsal.
You wear your shoes usually, too.

Oh, that'll make me feel so much better.

[Kendall] You do the whole thing
without wearing the outfit.

-That'll make me feel so much better.
-And... You should wear your shoes.

Yeah, I will.

I said this to you at lunch, like,
I don't feel like I need to give you much.

I think how I'm going at it
is about your energy.

-Yep.
-It's all about...

-But that's why I'm not worried about you.
-People can feel your energy.

I agree. I think that
you're also a confident person

and I don't think that...
I think that it sounds nerve-racking

because it's foreign to you,
but it's really not that scary.

I don't have to do this,

-I just wanna do it...
-Yeah.

...because you have to do things
that you're afraid of.

-So, it's just another one of those...
-Yeah.

-..."Oh, I can... I can do that all day."
-Yeah.

[bleep] it.
You're gonna be perfectly fine.

It's fun. You're gonna be like,
"Oh, that's what I was scared of?"

[♪ calm music playing]

[♪ cheery music playing]

-[ambient street noise]
-[fans] Kendall! Kendall!

-[indistinct shouting]
-[cameras clicking]

Okay.

It is L'Oréal show day
and I am so excited.

These days are...
There's a lot going on.

[elevator dings]

♪♪

-Where are my clothes?
-[crew member 1] I have 'em.


to be going to interviews.

So, that's hair and makeup.

-[crew member 2] And what time is it?
-[crew member 1] It is 12:43.

♪♪

-I'm alive today! [chuckles]
-You're alive!

♪♪

L'Oréal is so supportive
of not only humans, but women

and making them feel
as beautiful as possible.

And so, L'Oréal wants me
to be happy just as much

as I want them to be happy.

So, it's very collaborative.
It's great.

[cheering and applause]

How much time do we have?

You might think that's easy for me to say,
but it hasn't always been.

Some days, it's still not easy.

But as I get older, I can say those words
with a lot more confidence.

Like everybody, I do have moments
of getting a little blue.

I think everybody's gonna deal
with it in their own way,

but, for me,
a lot of it is gratitude.

Like, I journal a lot.

So I think that writing down the things
that I'm really grateful for

and the things
that do make me happy,

it's just a constant reminder of, like,
where I'm blessed in life.

We gotta work through some sh*t
and that's...

sometimes that's what
needs to be done, temporarily.

It's not gonna be forever.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

[crowd cheering]

We get a whole view of the show,

-this is so cool.
-Yeah.

Just amazing.

Do you think this room has a mini bar?

If there's a mini bar, I'd like a little
bit of wine or something. That'd be nice.

-[group chattering]
-Don't mind if we do.

The L'Oréal team wanted me
to kind of come out on a balcony

in front of the opera before my walk.

♪♪

[audience cheering]

I felt like a princess for two seconds.

[♪ upbeat song playing]

♪ Oh, he's so fresh ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ There's somethin' 'bout you
that's better than the rest ♪

[Kendall] Everybody is so
supportive and positive

and, um, it almost feels like there's
no pressure on it, in a way that maybe,

like, a different
fashion show would feel.

Like, you're really just going
out there as yourself

and just having a good time
and putting a smile on your face.

So, there's, like,
a lotta heart behind it, which is nice,

and I feel great when it's done.

♪♪

[audience cheering]

[♪ upbeat music playing]

It is Coperni day today.

See the whole park?!
Wow.

Starting glam!

Oh, my God.

I'm walking in my first show,
my first real show.

I've walked shows
when I was, like, 12.

I'm so excited.
I'm more excited than I am nervous.

And you only live once,

and how could you say no
to walking out of the Disney castle?

♪♪

[audience cheering]

[cheering]

Paris has been amazing.
Perfect.

My runway debut.

-Were you proud of me?
-I was. Very proud.

You know how nervous I was.

I know, I know.
You k*lled it, though.

-You were awesome.
-I really needed Kendall.

She left before, but I really needed you.

I wasn't worried.
When we talked about it,

I really wasn't worried
only because I was like,

"You have a lot of confidence."

You're also a showman.

-Yeah.
-You're a performer

-at the end of the day.
-I am totally a performer.

Ever since we were kids you, like,
loved to be the center of attention.

So, I wasn't worried.

I knew you were gonna show out,
like, once you got out there.

-Going to the after party!
-[cheering]

♪♪

[♪ upbeat music playing]

-Well, here's my passport.
-[pilot] Thank you so much.

Thank you. Hi!

[pilot] We're lookin' at about nine
and a half hours straight over to London.

-Alright.
-Try to keep it in the smoothest air.

We do have the three beds ready for ya.

-Thank you.
-Thank you so much.

The day has come.

We are finally gonna go over to London.

My mom is with me, Malika is with me,

and we are about to have
my fragrance launch at Harrods.

This is our fragrance debut.

-I'm so excited.
-A girls' trip to London.

-I know.
-I'm excited.

I have so much to do
while we're in London.

I have my XO Khloé party.

I have a press junket.

I am sh**ting cover art for my podcast
and I am sh**ting for Vogue France.

[Kris] You know, I used to go to London
when I was a stewardess, guys.

-Oh, gosh.
-Here we go.

-[Malika/Khloé] Here we go.
-Let me muster up enough...

Let me muster up...

-...enough "give a [bleep]" energy.
-Yeah.

So, when we land,
we are going to shop then have dinner,

-so we should try to sleep, right?
-Correct, yeah.

-And then...
-[Malika] Okay.

My mom has a crazy itinerary
for right when we land.

She has her shopping shoes in the back.
She's changing into her shoes.

She has a plan,
and we're going to these stores

that she has a list of.

So, when we wake up and we get there,
we can drop our stuff off.

We're gonna hit the road
and go to Fortnum & Mason.

-Selfridges.
-[Malika] All the things, right.

[Khloé] I might need to remind her
that I am here for work,

but she knows that day one
is more her day.

It was supposed to be my day
to settle in and get relaxed,

but she told me no
and I will be on her schedule.

So, here we are.

We have a lotta things
to do in 48 hours.

-[Kris] That's right.
-We are there for two days

and I have a schedule
that should probably be a week's worth,

but you only live once.

So, take the Xanax and fall asleep

-because we have a busy...
-Yeah, we better go to sleep now.

We have a busy schedule. Holy!

Okay, you, get outta here,
so we can take off.

-[crew member] Have a good night.
-Good night.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

[♪ classical music playing]

[Khloé grunts]

Thank you.

Oh!

It is a long flight,
but we're here and I'm so excited.

The crisp, cold London air.

I feel amazing already.
Very British.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

[Kris]
We're in London, guys.

Do you guys ever look
in the windows of houses and think,

"What is going on in there?"

-[Malika] For sure.
-[Kris] Right?

Wait, have you heard from Lamar?

-No, but...
-I haven't either.

...he DMs me
the strangest [bleep] videos.

-But, like...
-Is it him with your blow-up doll?

Oh, my God.
Can you believe that blow-up doll?

-Also...
-Does it have real hair?

I don't know,
but did you read what it said?

[Kris]
And can Andrew do his hair?

I found out about Lamar's blow-up doll

I think the same way any of us found out,

it was on the internet.

Not sure why that's something
we are publicly talking about.

"Lamar thinks this Khloé-like
sex doll will be perfect

"because he can do whatever
he wants with her sexually.

No word on how Khloé feels
about this tribute."

-[Kris laughing]
-[Malika] Hm.

Oh, my goodness.

-You sound so demonic and unwell.
-[Kris/Malika] Yeah.

I think one of my New Year's
resolutions for 2025 is going to be,

be kinder and not so judgmental.

So, Lamar, if a blow-up doll
makes you happy, honey, you go get it.

But it's not a [bleep] support dog.

-[Kris chuckles]
-It's a blow-up doll.

-Everyone... [scoffs]
-A support doll.

I'm supposed to be flattered by this?

It's more...

"Man, this validates
just how different we are

"and how much we've grown apart

and it's creepy and it's weird
and... but I'm not hurt by it."

That's more his journey.
Just more weird and gross.

-[♪ upbeat music playing]
-[fan] Kris!

-Hi, guys!
-[indistinct chatter]

-Look at the turkey!
-[Khloé] Hi!

Right now,
it's Christmas time for everyone.

So, it is a madhouse everywhere we go.

She's just gonna go through
every [bleep] thing, isn't she?

[Malika] Yeah.

Christmas is spelled with a "K"
because it is my mom's holiday.

[Kris]
This is so cute.

-The SKIMS pop-up at...
-Welcome to the SKIMS pop-up,

Winter Ski Collection.

-Where are we, Khloé?
-We're at Selfridges.

[Kris] Wow.

[Khloé] Shopping is her cardio
regardless of what time of year it is,

but around Christmas time,
this is her Super Bowl.

-Ooh.
-He's into this.

-Wait, who's into dinosaurs?
-I know... Tat... All of the boys.

-[Kris roaring]
-[overlapping chatter]

[Kris]
We could get a Twister game

and some baby oil
and play Twister tonight.

Oh, nice, and the baby oil?

-Yeah.
-[Khloé] Wow.

-Mama K.
-You slip and slide.

-I love a mother-and-daughter night.
-[Kris] That's cute.

Who makes that red dress?

It's very pretty.

Oh, and this one.

-[fans exclaiming, cheering]
-[Khloé] Hi, guys. Hi. Hi.

[Kris]
Oh, Good American's right here.

[Khloé] Yes! Don't know what the hell
you're saying, but yes, yay!

[Kris] There you are.
Stand next to your...

Oh, gosh.
This is embarrassing.

-[Kris] Okay, now... hold on.
-Mom, hurry up.

Going into a department store
and seeing our brands,

like SKIMS and Good American,
I mean, it never gets old,

and seeing huge photos of ourselves.

Hey, madre, I think
we're good, I'm schvitzing.

It's pinch-me moments all the time
and it's so special.

I mean, it's really crazy.
It's a dream.

-Thank you.
-Thank you, everybody.

Have a Merry Christmas.

[♪ upbeat holiday music playing]

-[Khloé] What a cute story.
-Thank you.

-Think we're ready for the hotel.
-London is like so...

So, we were gonna look
at some lights, guys.

[♪ music warbles and stops]

Should we look at lights?

Look at that!

How beautiful over there, guys.

[Khloé]
So cute.

[through teeth] The more excited
you get about the lights...

[fake excitement]
So cute!

...the sooner you can go home.

-[fake excitement] I love it!
-I'm gonna drive you guys around this town

until you're really excited.

-Look at those lights.
-[Khloé] So cute.

-[Kris laughing]
-Wow, the wreath.

I told you to be excited.

"Oh, my gosh, look!"

And it was one rogue light bulb,
like, but a recessed light.

It wasn't a Christmas light,
so I was like, "Are you okay?"

-Oh, look at the lights, guys!
-Oh, my gosh!

-[fake exciting chatter]
-[Kris laughing]

-Oh, my gosh, look at them!
-Lights! Ah!

And she was dying, like, [gasps].
I-I was like, "I, I don't know

if she's senile or seeing...
I don't know what's happening."

-Oh, right there!
-[all exclaiming]

-[Kris/Malika laughing]
-Wow.

I think she might be a little tipsy,
a little jet-lagged. I'm not sure.

-Look at the tree!
-Oh, I've never seen a tree

like that in my life.
And there's two!

[Kris]
Oh, my God.

I'm nervous, but very excited.

I can't believe that I'm in Harrods,
but it's a lotta pressure.

I mean, it's my signature fragrance.

It's all on my shoulders
if it does well or doesn't.

Oh, my gosh.
Light posts.

I have such a long day tomorrow,

and so, I have to wrap up
whatever we're doing here

because once you've seen
one Christmas light,

you've sort of seen 'em all.

Wow, look at those lights.
Oh, my gosh. There's three.

It's not... Those aren't the lights

-I'm talking about. Shut up.
-Those are beautiful.

[indistinct chatter]

♪♪

[♪ soft classical music playing]

[cars honking, ambient traffic noise]

-[Greg Swales] What are you looking at?
-What do you mean?

-[Greg] No, nothing.
-Start [bleep] sh**ting.

-[laughter]
-[indistinct chatter]

-[Greg] 'Kay, ready?
-We have sh*t to do all day.

Today, I'm doing my Harrods photoshoot
and I'm in a beautiful suite.

I'm sh**ting with Greg
and I'm super excited.

-[Greg] Wow.
-[assistant] Wow, this is stunning.

-[Greg] Okay, we're done.
-Good shot.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

Hot. Oh, sh*t.
It's amazing.

Do you wanna try with both legs up?
Full insanity?

Let's move on.

We are knockin' out...

[Greg] Yeah, that's pretty.

...a ton of different looks
for the Harrods magazine.

[Greg] Gorgeous.
This is a good cover.

It's setting the tone
for such an incredible trip.

I know you love when things
are hurting up my a*s,

-but can we take the [bleep] photo?
-Yeah, we're going.

Don't look at camera.

-[camera clicking]
-[group chattering]

[speaker]
We gotta get this show on the road.

Okay, let's go.

Slaying.

-[crew members] Oh, my God.
-[Greg] So, we might need to move...

-Oh, sh*t, she's in it.
-[crosstalk]

Oh, what a sweetheart.

-[group exclaiming]
-[assistant] Oh, my God.

[Greg] Okay, I think we might have it.

I am sh**ting cover art for my podcast
and I am sh**ting for Vogue France,

so we're very busy
and we're only here for 48 hours.

This is such a beautiful room.

[Kris]
Gorgeous.

-How are you?
-Hi, nice to meet you.

-Nice to meet you.
-How are you?

[Khloé] I have a press junket,

and today, I'm meeting with
a bunch of different reporters

and different media outlets.

I need to know
how you apply your fragrances.

-I'm a big spritzer, bring it on.
-[laughing]

I almost said "squirter",
but you're happy I didn't.

[laughter]

What inspired you to create it?

I had just turned 40,

um, and I wanted to do things that were
gonna push me outside of my comfort zone

and things that
I've always wanted to do,

but maybe I was too
just in my own head or fearful to do it.

I wanted to push myself and take
more risks in my fourth decade of life.

I'm ready to do it.
I just think it's meant to be.

Forty has been amazing.

I really cannot even imagine
what's about to come,

but I know it's gonna be good.

-[♪ upbeat music playing]
-[assistant] Look at that bottle!

-♪ Unstoppable ♪
-[Greg] Oh, my God. Gorgeous.

-[crew members exclaiming]
-♪ I'm makin' moves I can't control ♪

[Kris] Tonight's the night of Khloé's
big launch at Harrods

and I'm so proud of her
and it's gonna be so special.

[Greg] Gorgeous.
Maybe look at yourself in the mirror.

Of course.

-[camera clicks]
-Wait, I have something in my nose,

don't get that one.

Greg's like, "That's the cover."

Can you believe what's happening, okay?

Who was telling her
for year after year,

"Khloé, please do a podcast,"
and everybody laughed at me.

And then,
"Please do a fragrance."

"Oh, no." Ya know, la di da.

[assistant]
Cute!

And here we are in London
at her fragrance launch at Harrods,

so you're welcome, Khloé.

She always comes around.

Takes her a minute,

-but sooner or later...
-Mm-hm.

...they all see things my way.

Khloé and Kylie and... Kim.

Kourtney.

[♪ thrilling music playing]

[Khloé]
I did not realize...

how much effort I think that
the Luxe team and Harrods

was gonna be putting
into this fragrance launch.

[Kris]
Ooh, that one was pretty,

-on the corner.
-Ooh, look at all this.

[Khloé] Literally, I'm on storefronts
all over Harrods.

And then, there's light installations
right out in front of the store.

I'm on buses and taxi cabs
and bridges and everywhere.

I could not have imagined this.

I don't think if you told me
all of this was happening,

I would've understood it.

[people cheering]

Seeing it in real life is
a completely different feeling.

It's crazy.

-Hi!
-Hi. You look gorgeous.

-Congratulations, welcome.
-Thank you.

Hi, you guys.

[camera clicks]

-Do you wanna come, Mom?
-[camera clicks]

-Look at Greg.
-Oh, Greg.

-[♪ upbeat music playing]
-[camera clicking]

Look how many cameras are out.
What am I gonna do?

This party was, literally,
just off the chain.

I mean, it was stuffed
from door to door, wall to wall.

I can't believe
how beautiful everything is.

From the ice sculptures
to the flower walls

to the candles everywhere,
I mean everything.

Every square inch is pure perfection.

That's so nice that you guys came.

So many people came
to see me, see the fragrance,

have a chat with me,
smell the fragrance.

I mean, for them to come
and support me and wanna be here,

and everyone just looks so nice

and it's pouring outside,
like, it's really, really special.

Khloé, we're so happy
to have you here with us...

-[Khloé] Yes!
-[crowd cheering]

I've always done collaborations
either with my sisters

or I did one
with my ex-husband in the past,

but never done one solely on my own.

And so,
this was something that I put

a lot of thought, pride,
and vulnerability into.

You know, my best friend,
Malika, is here with me

and she is so kind
to join me on stuff like this

because I'm not great at mastering
my social life right now,

but Malika is gracious enough
to join me on stuff like this,

so I could have
a little bit of a social life.

So, I'm doing the best I can
at trying to be this great mom

and really trying to conquer
a lot of my dreams.

And I think my real friends
are gonna bear with me.

And Malika is bearing with me.

-Stop, you're gonna make cry.
-[audience cheering]

I'm so grateful for the friends
that are basically

-my texting pals.
-Stop!

[laughter]

There goes my makeup.

[Giles Hattersley] Well, listen,
it's so nice to have you in London...

[Malika crying, sniffling]

[Kris]
Couldn't be a prouder mom.

Khloé said when she turned 40,

everything would change
and this was gonna be her decade.

And, baby girl, you are off
to the most amazing start.

Finally, we nailed it down.

And this is a wearable fragrance from
day to night, no matter where you are,

and especially to leave

-on a man's pillow.
-Oh.

[crowd cheering]

-Oh, you guys liked that one? Okay.
-[laughter]

Well, I got way more
of that up my sleeve.

-Thank you so much.
-Bravo, bravo to you.

Thank you, guys.
Have some drinks.

-[♪ motivational song playing]
-♪ I'm gonna write my own story ♪

-This phone? Okay.
-[crowd chattering]

Here we are living our best life

and she's worked so hard
at achieving this dream.

Khloé, I'm so happy for you.

♪ So, I'm gonna fly so high,
you can't ignore me ♪

-Aw.
-[crowd cheering]

-Thank you. [laughs]
-[applause]

Thank you, guys.

Oh, my gosh, this is so beautiful!

I truly was very nervous about launching
my fragrance for so many reasons.

I don't know what people
wanna smell like.

All I know is what I think smells good.

And this really is what I would say
is my signature fragrance.

[laughter]

Everything about it is me.

And the fact that it's
so well received and that...

the reviews are so amazing
and it's being talked about so highly,

it just makes me feel really incredible.

You guys, it's all the flirting
I'm gonna get, so I need it.

-[laughter]
-Don't take it away from me.

London could not have gone any smoother.

It was a literal dream.

I still feel like I'm floating,

and I'm just so blessed
and thankful and lucky

that I got to have that moment

and those memories
with my best friend and my mom

and I j... still just can't believe it.

Oh, my gosh.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.

I smell like major XO Khloé right now.

-[laughter]
-Thank you.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

♪♪

Yes.
We love a good party.

Happy birthday, Kim.

I know.

-Hi.
-Mwah.

How come you're so cute?

[Kendall] You're so cute.
I love your little outfit, Mom.

I wore the nipple bra today
and nobody noticed.

-[Allison Statter] Oh.
-[Kris] You know Kim's nipple bra?

And not one person said,
"Nice n*pples."

[indistinct chatter]

-[Kris] Up here, Khloé!
-[scoffs] I got it, Mom.

Tonight is Kim's birthday
and I'm so excited to celebrate my sister.

I love her, and I'm just so happy
that this is Kim's day.

But when is it not Kim's day?

♪♪

It is my 44th birthday
and... it's just a dinner with my friends.

Just, like, my intimate circle,
like, my lifers and stuff.

Just, like, a fun, chill night.

My 44th wish for myself is just
to do whatever the [bleep] I wanna do.

And that's what I'll do.

Hi, may I get an espresso martini
with some Kahlúa? Thank you.

Hi, guys.

-I'm just kidding. I know.
-Thank you.

-You look beautiful.
-Hi.

You look beautiful.

I love this house.

-[Allison] Yeah, it's amazing.
-I mean this compound. [laughs]

[Khloé]
Oh, him and I?

We're gonna go on Grindr
and invite everyone that we know.

-[Allison] Perfect.
-[overlapping chatter]

They should get all of the dating apps
and put them into one

and just call it, "What's Left."

-[crosstalk]
-Because, let's face it,

-we're [bleep].
-We're all [bleep].

-No! Don't talk like that.
-It's gonna be me and Khloé.

-Babe...
-That's not so b... I'm fine with that,

-by the way.
-I'm fine also, but it's also...

Because I just need a companion.

And then you go do whatever you gotta do
and I'll be at home.

Oh, I would [bleep] the sh*t
out of Chris Appleton.

Totally, he's so hot.
Who wouldn't? He's such a vibe.

I don't know if he would [bleep] me,
but I, [laughs] I would [bleep] him.

[Kris]
Alright...

so I just wanna thank
everybody for coming tonight

for Kim's 44th birthday celebration.

[group cheering]

Kim, we're so proud of you.

You're the most amazing mom.

The way you raise
your four kids and you...

[Rocky whining]

...really... [laughs]
Hi, Rocky.

You really teach the rest of us what
it's like to be there to fight for others.

So, I just wanna say happy birthday
to one of the six loves of my life.

I love celebrating my family.

I love celebrating all my kids,
and I can't believe that Kim is 44.

To me, she's still a child
and she's my baby and I love her

and I just can't believe
how fast time is flying.

-[group chattering]
-Okay, everybody, it's me again.

-Hi, guys.
-[Kim] She loves a microphone at a party.

I know, I love a good microphone.
It's, like, it's dangerous. Dangerous!

Um, so, I was gonna start off
a little conversation

so we could all be in the same...

even though this table
is really, really long,

we're gonna get into
a conversation about, um, Kim.

-Oh, my favorite subject.
-[Kris laughs]

And I think that we should all
describe Kim in one word.

And what would your word be?

My word for Kim is going to be "strength".

-Oh, that's a good one.
-I would like to say many, many,

-like "love" and a-all of 'em, but...
-[Shelli Azoff] You said one word, and...

Okay, okay, okay!

-Somebody's had a martini.
-...and how proud I am of you.

[Khloé] Okay.
That's not one word.

-[Kris] Really?
-[Shelli] No, you don't have to explain.

But I started the game,
so I get to do what I want.

[laughs]
She is wasted.

[Kris]
Go that way.

She's slurring.

-It's you.
-Okay, you...

Go that way.

[laughter and chatter]

My word for Kim is "flower"

because of the petals
that expand in a flower.

[Kris]
Oh, you're making me look bad.

Mine's "courageous", but honestly, the,
the image that came to mind was a phoenix.

-[guests exclaiming]
-I feel like a phoenix

-rising from the ashes.
-I got you, girl.

I'm not at Kim's party.
I had to go to my Sprinter pop-up.

But I love you, Kim,

and I'm very sad that I couldn't be there
and to many more beautiful birthdays.

-"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious."
-[group laughing]

-[Kendall] That was genius.
-Yeah!

[laughter and cheering]

"Genuine."

I feel like I've seen you around everyone
and you never treat anyone any different.

No matter if it's someone
you don't know in the room

or someone, like, super famous,
you treat everyone the same way.

And it's always really inspiring.

-[group laughing]
-I don't kiss and tell.

[Kim laughing]

Me and Penelope have the same word.

I think my birthday wish
for Kim is just being able

to have more family moments
because she really does it all.

She will answer the text the quickest,

be there when I call her
and I need something.

She really does everything.

"Enchanting."

-[group] Ooh.
-Enchantingly ambitious.

Just wanted to say
thank you guys for being here

and I am the luckiest girl in the world
and you all just get me.

So, thank you for getting me.
I love you guys.

[Kris]
Okay, guys, here we go.

[all] [singing]
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

Tonight was perfect.
It was small and quaint.

My wish is that the Menendez brothers

-get out next week.
-[guest] Woo!

[cheering and applause]

[Kim] I really don't need
a wish this year, honestly.

I feel like I have everything
that I could've dreamed of and more.

I love you, Kim.

-I love you, Kim.
-We love you, Kim.

Oh, 18-year-old Kim would've
had her [bleep] mind blown.

[Kris]
She looks great.

[Kim] I think she would be
so in awe of 44-year-old Kim

and that makes me really proud.

I always say dreams really do come true.

Like, work hard, be a good person.

Life is good.

Mommy, happy birthday.

[all]
Aww.

I think this year has been great.

I learned that there's always
something new that you can try.

[glass shattering]

Nothing more I would've
rather done on Mother's Day.

All of the adventures are amazing
and the best journeys,

but it wouldn't be that way
if I didn't do it with family.

-Enjoy the ride.
-Totally.

-Ah!
-[laughter]

You look so beautiful.

When you're 90,
I'll be like, what, 75?

-And...
-Excuse me?

This year has been amazing.

We are so blessed to be able
to be in the positions that we're in

and to be able to do it all together,
so I'd say my year was a success.

There's seven different group chats.

It's also come with its struggles,

but I think, in the end,
it's all worth learning about

and can't wait for more
amazing times to come.

-[♪ upbeat music playing]
-You look a little crazy.

♪♪

Congratulations to you.

[crowd cheering]

♪♪

[Kourtney Kardashian Barker]
We'll see you guys there!

-[car horn honking]
-This year has just flown by.

[Travis Barker]
Wow, Rock, look at this.

It's been filled with lots
of traveling, adventures,

family dinners, all things kids.

You guys like my hair?

sh**ting with Kim.

You know, any of my Lemme work,

my house projects,
just such a perfect balance.

Run, Travis, run!

I'm really grateful for all of it.

Good job, baby!

We love Vegas.

My year has definitely
been a success.

[Kylie] Doing more things that we're
afraid of and pushing the boundaries

and growing every day.

-Cheers, sister.
-Cheers.

[Kim]
I'm so proud of you.

♪♪

[all cheering]

This whole entire year
has felt like a dream.

From turning 40 to starting my podcast

to launching my signature fragrance
to the epic party.

I can't even say "birthday party"

because the most epic party
of my entire life.

[squealing]

Meeting with Lamar
and giving him his belongings

and creating a fresh slate for myself.

I feel like I've been all over the place.

My dad was a Trojan.
He went to USC, but...

More memories, moments, experiences
that I've done in the last year

than I've probably done
in the last 10 years.

Come on, Beary.

I just feel like I'm in a really great
place in my life right now.

♪ 'Cause I'm unshakable ♪

Yeah, that's the energy!

[kids] [singing]
♪ Pop See Ko! Pop! ♪

♪♪

[Brad Slater] [on phone] I'm about to get
a huge deal for her at Amazon.

This has been a very bittersweet year.

I lost my sister in March
and that's been hard.

But my kids are so amazing

and I'm especially grateful
for all the time that I got to spend

with my grandchildren.

[emotional] So, don't...
You better not go anywhere.

My mom's feeling a lot better
at the end of the year,

so that makes me so happy.

And I'm just grateful.

Happy birthday!

♪ Keep on shinin' ♪

♪♪

-Cheers.
-[glasses clinking]

[laughing] You did it!

You'll have to tune in to next season.

I think I've said a few times,
like, I manifest like a mother-[bleep].

I was like, [gasps].

♪ Un-unbreakable ♪

You better [bleep] believe it.

[♪ "Look Closely" by Vanacore Music
ft. Arkitek MrJ playing]

-♪ Look closely, show me, watch out ♪
-♪ Let's go! ♪

♪ Waitin' for this moment,
I'm not ready to leave ♪

♪ You can see I got a couple
of tricks under my sleeve ♪

♪ Raw had it comin',
they follow me like bees ♪

♪ So, believe I got it down in my roots,
I am the tree ♪

♪ It be heaven now,
come show me what it's for ♪

♪ Let me swap it out ♪

♪ Can we even the score,
put it in my head ♪

♪ Let me roll up my sleeves,
leavin' now, go and get me my keys ♪

♪ Now let's leave ♪

♪ Watch out, watch out ♪

-♪ Pull up, they know what I'm about ♪
-♪ I'm about ♪

-♪ Yep ♪
-♪ Look closely ♪

-♪ Show me, watch out, watch out ♪
-♪ Watch out, yep ♪

-♪ Pull up, they know what I'm about ♪
-♪ Yep ♪

♪ Don't look away right now,
it's comin' out ♪

-♪ Uh-uh ♪
-♪ Look closely ♪

♪ Show me, watch out, watch out ♪

♪ Look closely, show me,
watch out, watch out ♪

-Oh, wait, hold on, sorry.
-[producer] Okay.

Hi.

Yes.
You have to wear your best dress

to every function you go to,
no matter what.

Ya know, it's like I tell you, if you're...

You have to wear matching lingerie

because if you're ever in an accident

and you have to go to the hospital,

you're gonna have gorgeous lingerie on.

[Kylie] Okay.

[bell tolling]