01x09 - Episode 9

[bunniefuu]

What's going on?

Huh?

Oh, god

Huh?

What?

What?

What? Why?

What I made a mistake!

What mistake?

Nothing.

I'm fine!

Why?

- This is Kabukicho in Shinjuku.

- Why? How?

The largest entertainment district

in East Asia.

Why do I have this?

- Hostess bars, host clubs, girls bars

- Why? What happened?

And other legal entertainment

establishments line the street.

A happy and hygienic

district for younger generations.

No! This can't be happening!

Thanks.

Sorry for the wait.

She's doing an interview

for American cable TV.

Mai's gone viral on YouTube.

There are now tourists

that come to Japan just to see Mai.

You can go now.

This is St. Magokoro Hospital,

located in an obscure part of Kabukicho.

Also known as

SHINJUKU FIELD HOSPITAL

Not this bed. The other bed over there.

Who the hell are you?

Out of nowhere! Luckily I was only eating!

I could've been naked!

Hi, Fusae. Your home care worker is here.

Care worker? Him?

I'm Kai, nice to meet you.

While I'm working,

he will take care of you.

I do expect you to do things

by yourself when possible.

I'm not a maid, you see.

I see. Thank you.

Now that we've found a care worker,

you can go home!

Okay, come on! Let's stand up!

- Let's start the rehabilitation.

- Huh? Already?

You can do better than that!

Come on!

You're being too harsh!

You're supposed to be caring.

Also, shouldn't she stay here

a bit longer?

The longer she's here, the more

she'll lose the ability to do things.

Once lost she won't

be able to learn to do them again.

- That's the worst thing about dementia.

- I'm not here to spoil you.

You want to walk by yourself again, right?

I do!

Your mom seems really happy.

He has similar qualities to my dad.

Is it true?

His physique and the way he talks.

And although he could sound mean,

he's actually kind at heart.

I think Shinobu picked him

because of those qualities.

When he holds me up

I feel butterflies in my stomach!

You're young at heart, huh?

Age is just a digit I guess.

Your Japanese is still not great.

I know

I'm trying not to speak English as much

as possible for the national exam

but I feel like I'm getting

more and more stupid.

It's sad Nishimum the Hormone.

But you're so intelligent.

I know!

Even those who can't understand

English or Japanese

would know that you are

a special doctor, so don't worry.

Money.

Not Money, "Maa-ne."

- Money.

- Maa-ne!

Thank you so much, everyone.

Thanks to you,

I have the will to live again.

That's great, but we do need you

to pay the hospital charges

Let us know anytime if you need anything.

We're not far.

We have all the doctors

you will ever need!

If you're going to take any longer,

I'll need to put the car

in the parking lot!

We're coming.

- Okay, mom? Let's go.

- I'll carry these.

Thank you.

Everyone, please continue

to take good care of my daughter.

See you soon.

Kai, thank you for taking care of her.

What's up?

Um

Has Mai told you anything?

- Mai?

- Yeah.

- About what?

- What?

At least prepare an answer

for me asking "About what?"

Sorry.

Well, has she said anything

about me?

- Mai? To me?

- Yeah.

Stuff like, "That scummy police officer

is so stylish"?

You're so full of yourself.

Sorry. Forget it.

Maybe she's busy.

She doesn't read her messages much.

Earlier, I asked her

if she had lunch already

ALREADY ATE

"Already ate"?

I think she's busy.

He's not fun to hang out with!

All he does is talk about himself.

What's wrong with that?

Oh?

- What?

- Didn't we already do this?

The same exact chat.

He's not fun to hang out with!

All he does is talk about himself.

What's wrong with that?

He lacks the desire to help others.

He thinks money buys everything.

That's why I say things he wants to hear

in return for him paying for dinner.

He's not a bad person but you can't form

a real relationship that way.

Thanks.

Didn't we have a similar chat before?

He's not fun to hang out with!

All he does is talk about himself.

What's wrong with that?

True, we did.

We always talk about Toru

when we go out, I guess.

Can we talk about

the hotel?

You don't remember?

You know how in American comedy movies

you see people getting so drunk

that they lose their memory completely?

That doesn't really happen

in real life, does it?

It doesn't.

- What? Then, how about

- Huh?

Buffalo '66?

Vincent Gallo's amazing.

I knew you would have liked

that scene at the motel, right?

I mean, yeah.

I can see you copying him

and getting into a bathtub

with your pants on.

Stop it, I don't do that!

Christina Ricci in that scene's just

"Can I come in?

I don't want to be out here alone."

- Stop quoting her!

- Why?

Gallo gets angry and says,

"No, you can't. I'm in the tub!"

- But Ricci doesn't listen and

- She joins him in the bathtub.

She joins him.

- She's my dream girl.

- Well, you can dream on then!

She's a product

of men's narcissistic fantasy.

If you were to do the same thing as Ricci,

don't expect me to wear pants!

I won't come into the tub

and you shouldn't either!

I would never!

Where are you going?

Don't come in!

Why would I?

I'm not joking.

I mean it.

Um Mai?

Fine

You want me to be honest?

- About what?

- That I don't like him.

That I don't plan on dating him.

But Toru thinks you're his girlfriend.

We'll break up then.

Although we were never dating.

When?

It's my birthday today,

so he probably has something planned.

- Like a surprise maybe.

- That's the worst time to tell him.

Tomorrow, then.

An American TV program

is coming to interview us.

They'll go to Magokoro, too,

so I'll see him then.

But you can't break his heart on TV!

Even Kamala Harris and Trump will see it!

And

I don't plan to date you, either.

There's no way!

Obviously, that was an accident!

Of course, I knew!

- That you made a mistake.

- Hey, you initiated it!

- No, it was all you!

- We're going halves, right?

Bye.

Okamoto, when did you want us

to bring this out?

Okamoto?

- Okamoto!

- Leave me alone!

This doesn't look good.

There's something there, that's for sure.

Cancer?

It might be a renal angiomyolipoma.

It's usually benign

but if you had blood in your urine,

you should get it checked.

I've written you a referral.

Why didn't you get it checked earlier?

Back pain should never be underestimated!

The hospital had such bad reviews

and it said the doctor was inept.

Those reviews are usually fake ones

written by other doctors!

Director, Hazuki's here to see you.

Okay, I'm almost done.

I'm inept too, but this doctor

will take good care of you.

- Thank you.

- You'll be fine.

It will be another hot week

with temperatures of over 32℃ in places.

COVID is starting to spread again as well,

so please be mindful when

Dad.

- Especially in crowded areas

- Dad!

Please wear a mask to protect yourself.

Oh, sorry.

This is him.

He looks nice.

Look properly,

he's not just some tax return gift.

Your fiancé?

He's up for getting married.

We've been on two dates

and I think this might work.

Well done, Pale sis!

You gave up on surgeons?

You have Yoko now.

Yeah, you have me.

He's the sales representative for

a medical manufacturer. 46 years old.

In charge of selling masks,

rubber gloves, and other consumables.

And he's the area manager

for the Tokai area.

What will he do?

Huh?

He can't commute here from Mie!

Will he get a new job?

What are you talking about?

I'm going to marry into his family!

He's not coming here to live.

What? So, you're leaving?

Who's going to take care of me?

- Yoko, of course.

- What?

You have me.

We lived together for 43 years, Dad.

- I need to leave the nest.

- No This isn't

Director.

- Yes?

- We're ready.

- He'll be right there.

- Wait! Hazuki!

Please reconsider! Hey!

Ouch!

Yoko! Careful!

That hurts!

It hasn't rung at all today.

Unfortunate timing.

We usually have at least

one or two patients come in.

What are you talking about all smiley?

Apparently, his brother got his a*s beaten

in New Orleans

by someone from my hometown.

They want the viewers to see the passion

in your eyes when saving people's lives.

But we have no patients!

Why's my Dad here?

I hope the volunteering's going well.

Let me know when you need help.

Shall we have a conference then?

A conference?

It's to share information.

The doctors on duty share

information about patients

and what treatment was given

and ask each other's opinions.

What?

- So you do act like doctors at times?

- You're still here?

You should leave.

We're supposed to do it every day,

but we can't be bothered.

Who was on duty last Thursday?

It was me. Okay. So, I'll start.

Um

11:21 p.m.

A six-year-old boy was brought in

due to a stomach ache.

However

His mother was acting strange.

Look, a taxi! No an ambulance!

- Cheese!

- And she smelt like alcohol.

- Ma'am

- Yes?

We'll come talk to you later.

Please wait in the lobby.

What?

We're raising the bed now.

We'll take your trousers off.

Hey! Wait!

What do you think you're doing?

Because the doctor needs

to touch his belly.

- Do it over his clothes!

- He needs a proper check.

You should refuse first, then!

- I'll post it on social media!

- It's that

Customer harassment.

And then she said she used to be a nurse.

She was sort

of harassing you guys, too, right?

She was.

What's with that hairstyle?

You look like a player.

Did you sterilize that properly?

I did.

Dr. Yokoyama.

You'd think abuse, right?

Naturally.

So we had to ask her questions

without making her suspicious.

I see some peritoneal irritation signs

so let's do a CT scan.

Okay.

- Can you check for bruises?

- Okay.

- Ma'am, can I ask you something?

- What?

- Come with me, please.

- Hey! Wait!

Excuse me.

Has your son eaten anything unusual

in the last two days?

Huh?

The incubation period

of viral gastroenteritis is two days.

Wait a minute!

- Where are you taking him?

- He needs a CT scan.

- Huh?

- Excuse me, but where's your husband?

What? Why do you need to know?

If he has appendicitis,

he'll have to stay here overnight.

Does he go to kindergarten?

Ma'am, you need to calm down.

He needs to be checked

Just prescribe us five days' worth

of probiotics.

Old lady! Hurry up!

I'm talking to you!

You all get on my nerves.

How much?

That'll be 10,000 yen

for the check-up today.

- I'll pay on my phone.

- Cash only.

- It's really expensive! He's a kid!

- You didn't have your insurance card.

- Okay, let's go.

- I hope you get better.

- Um medicine?

- No, thank you!

"Syndrome of peritoneal irritation.

Possible signs of appendicitis and abuse.

The mother refused further checks."

Were there any other bruises on him?

We didn't manage to check.

Very suspicious.

Did I deal with it poorly?

No, you didn't.

It might have been your face.

- My face?

- You have this look

that rubs people up the wrong way.

Totally.

What do you mean?

- In what way?

- Well

Have a think for yourself.

Does it ring any bells?

Hang on.

Actually, yes.

The thing is

with my previous job

The hospital fired me.

There were other pediatricians there

but I was the only one

the kids didn't seem to like.

I received so many complaints,

I tried to figure out the reason why

but I couldn't figure it out.

So it's my face?

My wife did also say that

When she sees me asleep

she wants to k*ll me.

He hears it a lot then.

It makes sense now!

So I rub people the wrong way.

You should change your name

to Dr. Rub-ayama!

Dr. Yokoyama,

I didn't know you were married!

Jokes aside, we should contact the child

welfare center about this to be safe.

- You were joking?

- We'll chat later about this.

I'd like to be involved, too.

Police here!

What's going on?

- Be quiet!

- Huh?

- Next up is Friday.

- That was me.

A 21-year-old male came in at 5:46 a.m.

He was bleeding excessively

due to a p*nis amputation.

- What?

- That's not the surprising part.

- Really?

- It's our location.

We see this sort of injury

at least once every four years.

Usually due to infatuation.

However, it is uncommon

for the man to cut it off himself.

Within Japan, only 39 cases in the past.

- By himself?

- By himself?

Exactly. That's what's surprising!

A 21-year-old male.

He tried to cut off his p*nis

with a box cutter 30 minutes ago.

What?

It's still slightly attached! What to do?

- Please stitch it back!

- Cut it off!

Which is it?

By himself.

No wonder they're shocked.

I don't think I can look at

offal-type meats for a while.

Same. I just pictured it.

So, how did the whole thing happen?

First of all, the man and woman

didn't really know each other.

The man had a girlfriend

and their relationship was going well.

But in terms of their sex life

he felt like he wasn't able

to satisfy her enough.

So he started working at a male brothel.

Thank you for choosing me.

Nice to meet you.

The lady who came with him

was his customer.

Oh, dear

She was also unhappy

with her sex life with her husband,

so she wanted to learn

how to be better at it.

Lovely reasons, horrible decisions.

He just wanted

to make his girlfriend happy.

That's why he started this job

and he was fully committed.

However, he's a man after all.

- I'm so sorry.

- What is it?

I

I'm sorry.

Don't be sorry! I'm kind of flattered.

No, this is wrong.

Control yourself!

Idiot!

He hated how his body reacted

against his will.

All it does is cause problems!

Stop!

Hang on. What time

did you say it happened?

5:46 a.m. Saturday morning, basically.

What's going on?

Huh?

What I made a mistake!

What mistake?

I'm fine.

A 21-year-old male.

He tried to cut off his p*nis

with a box cutter 30 minutes ago.

- What?

- It's still slightly attached! What to do?

- Please stitch it back!

- Cut it off!

Which is it?

Have a look.

Even if it did get cut off completely,

as long as you can stitch up the

muscle fibers, it'll be as good as new.

It's possible to fix it up.

The human body is amazing.

Guys! Look at it properly!

Not you Nike

My name is Shiraki!

Oh, dear god.

Some people struggle

because their physical body

doesn't align with the gender

they identify with, you know?

I know.

For those people,

your biological sex

and your gender identity matching

is like an unbelievable miracle!

So don't

waste that miracle

for such a stupid reason!

Understood?

Yes.

I'm sorry.

He moved to a different hospital afterward

and apparently, he's doing well.

Kabukicho never fails to amaze me.

Yeah! Nice one!

Hey, wait a second!

You're drinking?

After 6 p.m.,

we always start drinking together!

Can you stop filming now? Thanks!

We're usually closed on Mondays after all!

You all came here on your day off?

Don't you have other friends?

The bars around here are full of tourists!

I'm not drinking today.

I'm on night duty today

so I'm on the alcohol free stuff.

We're open for emergency visits only!

Cheers guys!

- Cheers!

- Cheers!

Who was on duty on Sunday?

Me and Hazuki. Oh, and Mayu was here.

"11:32 p.m.

A 19-year-old girl,

attempted suicide through 'ikkei.'"

You mean hanging

"Ikkei" isn't commonly used.

Ikkei Watanabe.

Sorry, not a time to joke!

A 19-year-old female, attempted hanging

using a charging cable.

Consciousness on the JCS

was three digits when we got there,

but she's recovered to double digits now.

Suzuka Katayama. She had been visiting

a mental health clinic.

Many cuts on her wrists.

A charging cable.

Is this the modern way?

What's wrong?

- I'm okay now so let me go home.

- No, you're not okay at all!

I think she might have OD'd, too.

You're staying here tonight.

I can't. I have no money.

You're not in the position to decide.

Ms. Katayama, we can't let you go today.

I'll watch her.

If any ER patients come,

put them in Room B.

You want to talk?

I'll get that off for you.

Okay.

This is a chance for you to vent.

I'm here to listen.

If left alone she would attempt

to take her life again.

I think it felt easier to talk

because Mayu was there.

She told us everything

from her upbringing and family issues,

to anxieties and worries

she feels for the future.

A lot of people feel the same way as you.

I feel worried as well.

I'm basically a nepo baby.

I'm able to work here

because it's a family business.

But I know I don't have enough skills

to be able to work anywhere else.

People ask me

about my aspirations for the future,

but I don't know what I'm capable of.

Exactly.

They say, "Be a cosmetic dermatologist.

No, be a plastic surgeon."

And they don't care about

what I want to be. It's my life!

I'm tired of social media

and trying to maintain relationships.

It's so tiring.

I received backlash

for posting a pic of my Porsche.

Why? They're just jealous!

They should try getting a Porsche then!

Hang on.

- You're not really listening.

- What?

But I was!

It's like you're trying to outdo her

and it's really unpleasant.

I see.

Sorry, I guess I was the one venting.

Don't you have anyone to rely on,

like a friend or boyfriend?

I got my heart broken recently so

- Me too!

- Stop it already!

I had never had

my heart broken before! Ever!

Money and my Porsche

made everything possible until now.

When they don't work,

I don't know what to do!

- Who is she?

- You want to know?

You want to know?

She looks amazing in a red vest

and she's like

the Joan of Arc of Kabukicho.

And she's not interested.

You know how you say

it's like beating the air?

Well, there's no air.

And today

was her birthday.

But

she broke up with me.

Oh no, I'm tearing up.

I thought I had no tears left.

When she said it

I asked why and

She

You know what she said?

Let's break up.

I'm in love with a police officer.

She's in love with a police officer!

Is that

the one I know?

You told me to be honest.

No

She didn't have to tell me

he's a police officer!

She could've just said,

"I love someone else."

If this was a romance drama

she would've been subtle

to try not to hurt me.

Saying she's in love

with a police officer

She's trying to hurt me on purpose!

Is it because

she was a dominatrix?

She knows how to hit you where it hurts?

That damned scummy stylish police officer!

Okamoto!

- What's going on?

- To hell with it!

- I'm tired of living!

- Hey, stop it!

- Get this off!

- Hey!

I'm so lame.

My Porsche was beaten by a police car.

I don't think you're lame.

What?

It's good to experience failure.

Especially as a doctor. Right?

If I was a patient

I'd want a doctor

who can empathize with my pain.

Being hurt and becoming stronger

through that pain

is an important experience.

So yeah you're not lame.

Doctor.

We can do it.

Let's get through this together.

Thank you.

Do you want to go home?

- Yes, I'm okay now.

- I think so, too.

This is how

I overcame my failure.

Learned to understand the pain of others.

And became a better doctor.

That's what I believe,

so please believe in me too!

- Yeah!

- Good job!

Yay!

- Let's drink and celebrate!

- Yeah!

Excuse me!

- Hello.

- Oh, god

Is Dr. Yokoyama here? I'm Hoshizaki,

we came to the ER the other day.

Dr. Yokoyama is not

You're drinking?

I'm the director of this hospital.

- You're drunk.

- A little.

I can't believe this.

I'm posting this on social media.

Ms. Hoshizaki!

Ms. Hoshizaki

Let's have a chat

in the consultation room.

We went to another hospital afterward

to get checked.

He had appendicitis.

It almost turned into peritonitis.

They said he could've died of sepsis

if we had waited another day.

How will you take responsibility?

- But he didn't die.

- Excuse me?

Who are you?

She's our surgeon, Dr. Yoko Nishi.

- You? A doctor?

- That's right.

You don't look it. Do you have proof?

- This is not good.

- Show me your license!

- Shiraki!

- Yes!

I'm Takamine, a social worker.

She's the director's daughter.

She used to be an army medic.

We're closed today and Dr. Nishi

is the only one on night duty.

Could you come back another

You said it was viral gastroenteritis.

- Yes.

- So you were wrong.

You made a medical error.

Admit fault and apologize!

Also, give me back my money!

- Ms. Shiraki!

- Yes!

No, he did say it could be appendicitis.

- I don't remember that.

- I definitely did.

It doesn't matter if you said it

if the patient doesn't remember!

Excuse me. I'm Takamine,

a cosmetic dermatologist.

The medical record shows

that the p*nis amputation

Wrong medical record!

Syndrome of peritoneal irritation,

possible signs of appendicitis.

"Possible signs of abuse"

"Mother refused further examination."

You're saying it's all my fault

because I refused?

It was because you tried to look

at his body without consent!

- Take your clothes off.

- This isn't necessary.

- Come on, show them!

- Ms. please

He fell when he was practicing

riding a bike, that's all!

He's got a doctor's note for it!

Go on, check if he has any other bruises!

Okay!

Do you think it's okay

that they're filming this?

I don't know.

- Dr. Tajima?

- I knew it

Look at this.

"Foreign substance found in the drip.

The nurse denies the charges."

Someone I know works for this hospital.

It made headlines at the time.

Oh, it's her.

Medical error?

I'm recording this conversation

so I can take you to court!

I'm Takamine, the director.

You're all called Takamine? What is this?

Why are you all in here?

You stink of alcohol!

- Are you mocking me?

- No.

Huh?

Doctors examine patients' condition,

gather information, and assume the worst.

In this case, that was appendicitis

and domestic violence.

Dr. Yokoyama saw the bruise

and instantly, he thought of abuse.

He thought he needed

to save this little boy.

Yokoyama gets blinded by this thought.

It's like an anchor that stops

the ship from moving.

I'm so sorry.

Although this is Japan.

You were right

about the appendicitis though.

I know he has an irritating face,

but he was right.

- Such an irritating face.

- We could've easily treated him here.

But you refused.

Because you doubted Yokoyama

from the beginning.

This is also anchoring.

We acknowledge our mistakes.

But when we're right,

we need to stand tall and be proud,

in order to save everyone's lives.

That is the motto of One, two

- St. Magokoro Hospital!

- Katsuyuki Yokoyama!

I knew that wouldn't work.

- Yep.

- You all said different things.

- Wasn't it obvious?

- That was terrible.

Why did you say your name, Yokoyama?

I'll leave.

He said his own name!

I wish I had worked

at a hospital like this one.

Hello.

Mr. Matsumoto? Hey!

This is the wrong one!

This is for the other Matsumoto!

Mr. Matsumoto?

Mr. Matsumoto!

Mr. Matsumoto is in anaphylactic shock!

They looked into it and found out

that it was a medical resident's mistake.

But apparently, he was the nephew

of the chief of surgery.

- That's

- Similar to Toru's position.

The hospital ignored

the results of that investigation,

blamed it on the nurse

and started the settlement negotiation.

They tried to cover it up?

But the patient and his family

refused to negotiate.

So the police intervened.

The nurse got arrested but she

kept claiming that she was innocent.

In the end, she wasn't prosecuted

due to lack of evidence.

The hospital failed to protect her.

No wonder she quit!

I remember the incident well

because I felt bad for her.

Thank you.

That's it?

No apologies?

Thank you very much!

Let's get this party started!

Thank you guys.

If she sued me,

I would've been in huge trouble.

Especially with a kid on the way.

- Thank you, Dr. Yoko.

- Yokoyama.

- Oh, okay.

- Yokoyama!

- She never hugs me.

- Yokoyama!

- Cheers!

- Cheers!

Looking back on it now,

I think this was the last day

that we got to hang out like this.

ST. MAGOKORO HOSPITAL

The real estate tycoon, Mr. Kariya

underwent treatment

for kidney cancer and survived.

It's all thanks to you!

To show my appreciation,

I've decided to waive

the mortgage on this hospital.

Did you hear?

You don't have to pay off your debt!

No. I'm not writing off his debt.

- But there won't be a deadline.

- Of course.

- We can pay little by little. Right, bro?

- Huh?

In Europe, where the number of cases

are increasing, we are advising

those aged 60 and over to stay indoors.

WHO has issued a statement

saying that this virus has

a completely different RNA to COVID-19.

I'm sure it'll be fine.

- At the moment

- Remember?

- We overcame COVID.

- We've learned our lesson.

- Surely people won't panic buy this time.

- That's true.

We shouldn't live in fear

like the last time.

Hazuki's relationship is going well,

she stays in Mie for half of the month.

Mayu managed to graduate high school,

and she will be a nursing student

from spring.

I will loan you the tuition, don't worry.

- Thanks, you can leave now.

- Okay.

Take care!

Who's that?

You'll need to leave the children's home

by the end of this month.

There is a youth shelter with a caretaker

on site 24/7 so you'll never be alone,

and your address and contact details

will be safe there.

Not that I can 100 percent guarantee that

but at least you'll be safe there.

What do you think?

I would feel safer

if you came to live with me.

I can take care of all the housework.

Just wanted to put it out there.

No.

I want to try living by myself for now.

I see.

Understood.

But

can I bring my laundry to yours sometimes?

Sure.

I'll do that, then.

NATIONAL EXAMINATION

FOR MEDICAL PRACTITIONERS

There is a possibility

that the findings have led

to showing signs of recovery

Begin!

Yoko Nishi Freeman

passed the national exam.

She was accepted as a trainee doctor

at Kachidoki Medical Center.

What?

- Toru!

- I'm sorry but no hugs. This will do.

What is going on?

Why are you wearing a mask?

I'm taking preventative measures.

COVID is going around again.

Yokoyama

That's right.

What?

Breaking news.

According to the Ministry of Health,

Labor and Welfare, a man in Tokyo

has contracted the new unidentified virus.

He traveled to the U.S. recently,

and is the first Japanese person

on record to be infected.

- I repeat

- This is Kabukicho in Shinjuku.

The biggest entertainment

district in East Asia.

Anybody can live it up safely.

A happy and hygienic

district for younger generations.

But not anymore.

It's not looking good.

As the number of cases

keeps growing around the world,

this is the first case

SHINJUKU GOLDEN GAI

There are no effective vaccines

at the moment.

- I don't want anyone to die.

- The director's brother has contracted it.

I finally understand what you meant, Mai.

Don't call yourself a doctor

if you keep apologizing all the time!

I'm so sorry!

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